Korone's Viewers Thought They Saw Her at a Department Store [Hololive]

[@JustChiaki]

"Casual shoppers were baffled today when Aeon was suddenly stormed by large number of bald individuals. When questioned by security, they said that they were merely looking for their "dog god". They also denied that the gathering was related to any cult-like activity. Stay tuned for more information."

[@HerrHick]

It's "God Dog", typical news media incompetence... smh

[@BlackOnyx777]

Apparently all of them were also missing their yubis and had a peculiar wide smile.

[@tiredko-hi-]

"Casual shoppers"

[@OsakaLover]

"Security was also told that there was an odd, almost hypnotic chanting going on at the scene as well-"

[@nietzchan]

I just imagined this scenario in my head and can't stop laughing, lol

[@SphereBoxCube]

sad she didn't notice the guy who wrote "Were you in Japan today?"

[@Shinobin333]

Nah she noticed but was too afraid to read it out loud since he was correct

[@01100101011100100111]

She was in Japan, then. Confirmed.

[@NarutoSakura1]

@@Shinobin333 More like everyone knows that most of Hololive members are in Japan, either because they are visiting (ID Gen 1 is going to be in Japan soon) or they live in Japan (Irys, Calli, 99% of Holo JP).

[@dsandoval9396]

@@NarutoSakura1 Irys is in CA? I live in CA! Time to keep my ears open... 3 down, 39,185,602 to go. ...........CRAP! I read your comment wrong.🤦🏽‍♂️

[@HanabiraKage]

The ultimate roller tactic.

[@realNoMee]

I like how people sitting in Starbucks on their laptop in an attempt to look cool/smart is something that transcends cultures and continents.

[@Idiomatick]

I often work on a laptop in coffee shops (pre covid anyways) and didn't realize people thought it was cool... I just focus poorly at home.

[@jamespark3510]

in my business suit, hot coffee and my laptop, i was very busy editing my temtem team spreadsheet yesterday at starbucks LOL

[@RENO_K]

@@Idiomatick ik How can you do work effectively when there's a bed behind you

[@Meow-eh8qs]

@@RENO_K fr, I always lie on my bed every 10-20 mins and start scrolling on my phone. When I realized, 3 hours already passed

[@tumamaencosplay]

@@RENO_K What kills my focus is having internet connection at all, so it's really no different for me, either at home or outside.

[@pokemonwilliams2176]

People just trying to be lucky finding god dog but she's everywhere and nowhere

[@natayaway]

east side, west side, north side, south side...

[@pokemonwilliams2176]

@@natayaway just like the Grim Buccaneer

[@piecheese1214]

@@natayaway Left side, right side... *Ha o mukidashite!* (pa-pa-pa)

[@natayaway]

@@piecheese1214 different song... moujuu hishimeku sutoriito sura kao pasu east side kara west side made nawabari dakara

[@LusterScarlet]

Quantum dog god?😂

[@wave6553]

Korone is actually doing a 2000 IQ play by pointing out that she would have reacted differently if she had been at Aeon when in reality she actually was there and is trying to cover it up. What she didn't know is that I have an IQ of 2001.

[@tumamaencosplay]

First thing I thougt when I read that "this sounds like 10D chess to cover for this and future sightings".

[@crishanawoo8515]

Um its actually 69420 IQ

[@リュー-p7o]

Koronesukis just planning a whole offline meeting lol

[@mosti72]

Guess I'll head out to the aeon near me lmao

[@RENO_K]

"if we plant koronesuki at every store chain in japan we will find korone in a few days"

[@tumamaencosplay]

NGL, I would've gone if lived in Japan, there might be a few weirdos, but bonding with bros over our shared Dog god sounds like a fun afternoon.

[@rm9346]

this was low key funny as hell. Just ignoring Korone "I'll bring chips yo"

[@paperluigi6132]

It would’ve been funny if an overseas bro superchatted saying that they saw her at Walmart.

[@cabbusses]

I think I'd get an extra kick out of a dead store chain, like Sears.

[@01100101011100100111]

@@cabbusses "Hey, Korone! Were you at the Blockbuster in Bend, Oregon yesterday?"

[@01100101011100100111]

"I swear I heard your voice at Petco!"

[@epiccarrot88]

Ay bruv, I wen' daahn to the lo'al Tescos, innit, and I thought I saw Korone there

[@yeetusdelete0]

@@epiccarrot88 nah mate, t'was the morry sons

[@Slayerthecrow]

-Aeon clerk: Hello Sir, what bring you to Aeon today? -Koronesuki: I came here for a meeting to try to spot our god doggo. -Aeon clerk: I guess you should join that group over there, they all came for the same reason.

[@jarenwang656]

I remember seeing Korone in public once. I asked her for an autograph, and she obliged, but asked for a dollar in exchange. I thought it was a little weird but didn't think too hard about it. The next day, by sheer coincidence, I met her again at the bus stop. She lost her wallet and needed money for the bus fare, so I gave her $2.50. In that moment, Korone's whole body started to transform. Her arms and legs morphed into these flipper-like appendages, and her neck elongated until she was eight stories tall. It took me a moment to do the math and realize that I hadn't actually been talking to Korone. I had been talking to a Loch Ness Monster.

[@ekyanso4253]

ABOUT TWO FIDDY

[@the6ofdiamonds]

I was waiting for the "PUNCH!", she kept them going for a while.

[@dylives7667]

Listener-san: Everywhere I go, I see her face.

[@oak8194]

So yeah, I actually saw Korone in my backyard yesterday. Seriously. You can believe me! Really!

[@julius_trifinity]

You should run

[@cjcjcj2296]

sorry bro, the raccoon that you named korone yesterday doesn’t count

[@J3Puffin]

Korone: “Stop with the roller tactic!” Chat: *refuses to stop* Korone: “Alright I’ll play along.”

[@01100101011100100111]

It would've been great if she just strung them along for a while, before revealing that she slept in and hadn't left the house today.

[@Xaito]

Koronesuki: "huh... look at that dog working away on her laptop over there at Starbucks.... WAIT A MINUTE!"

[@MrSwallows]

It's funny because FamilyMart and Lawson and 7-Eleven is literally everywhere in Japan. So the chance of Korone visiting in that store is not actually slim. lol

[@Arkamui]

It would be funny if the person who asked was a worker from that Aeon and his strategy managed to increase sales because of the Koronesukis.

[@TheBigL1]

Everyone's up here with witty and clever remarks on Korone's shopping habits or the chat meeting up somewhere and causing a scene, and I just couldn't stop staring at Lipstener-san.

[@TheFrogMan-or5rx]

Perhaps the real Korone was inside our hearts all along... 🤣

[@kjracz15]

"You were at home before you started the stream weren't you?" would've cracked Ko'ne. 😆

[@Eldir]

"desk-kun -20hp" I died :D :D Thx for that nice addition.

[@thegrim418]

Someone should start putting up 'Missing Dog' flyers at their local cafes

[@alexv3375]

_"Korone has already breached our defences. You've seen what she's done to our Yubis! And worst of all... she could be _*_any_*_ one of us!"_

[@DaisyGeekyTransGirl]

I love how everyone starts ignoring Korone and plans a meet up.

[@ryuusei6661]

Those who try to guess who vtubers are in real life by observing or even following random people is just creepy.

[@glipmine7109]

I've just started the video and I'm already blessed

[@Supperdude9]

Doggo does go out, but it's to hit the gym to hit the punching bag and break it open. She and Ippo are tight.

[@whdl_0411]

“People typing their laptops at Starbucks made them look smart.” Huh I should do that more often then

[@Jzjax]

I wish i could understand what she is saying but these videos are amazing

[@chemtrailmix3679]

Korone is the first hololive jp branch member that I remember enjoying highlights from, especially since english is my first language. The language barrier is tough

[@kaientric]

Remember folks, if you wanna be smart, especially in Korone's eyes, level up those _Excel_ skills. Everything else does not matter.

[@Colopty]

Now we just wait for Korone to do a casual stream over Starbucks wifi until the baristas tell her they're closing.

[@JovialHeretic]

What I took from this is that sometime I should do my programming / network administration job at a Starbucks to look trendy and smart.

[@sayang____]

I swear I heard Korone's voice in Aeon, I saw Korone talking to her friend. When I walked up to her, I suddenly woke up from my sleep.

[@thenumberquelve158]

If she really was there, it would've gone something like this: Koronesuki: "Hey, was that you I saw at Aeon, Korone?" Korone: "....N...No..... That must've been a DIFFERENT talking gamer dog ^^' " *muttering under breath* "Kuso......"

[@ACRocker]

I'm pretty she was at the Aeon located in Japan

[@f.b.l.9813]

Are you really pretty?

[@Mentaljedi]

I always find it funny how the vtuber will get jelous of their fans planning get togethers publically; but that's the downside of vtubing - fans can't meet their oshi irl, but neither can the oshi meet their fans

[@Spyduck]

If they showed up at one of those popular shopping streets, it'll literally turn into Doggy God's Street

[@bug5654]

15 Koronesukis did not survive the blessed surprise sneeze opening.

[@ankylosaurus1654]

Her voice can be heard at Lawson stores promoting Sonic Frontier this month.

[@irvinmethod9088]

She was on a leash near the entrance

[@Ninjujitsu]

"You've been playing Super Mario Sunshine, haven't you?"

[@wessltov]

*Listener sees cute dog at the mall* "Could this one be her?"

[@nin_tan]

I want to see someone bring a laptop to a starbucks now but instead of actual work, their desktop wallpaper is just a screenshot of an excel sheet with really complex looking calculations, and they're just sitting there, staring at their screen.

[@MaxKnight007]

I thought I saw an energetic brown dog running around with human fingers at Aeon last week

[@Discotechque]

She's definitely at Don quixote.

[@Profile__1]

I think I saw Korone staring back at me in the mirror this morning as I was brushing my hair.

[@halo2d]

Starbucks got roasted by doggo

[@lastnamefirstname8655]

cute korone being somewhere in japan at some point in time.

[@MusicDecomposer]

“The people typing on their laptops at a Starbucks always look so smart” They’re not.

[@maxis2k]

"Everybody meet up at Korone's favorite, flagship store tomorrow!" "Which one?"

[@differentone_p]

I would go to AEON after this stream. But we will need a mask or something to identify ourselves

[@matthewmatthew981]

Legitimately surprised that she read out the comment of the guy who said he heard her voice in a Lawson.

[@SilverScizor753]

Pretty sure Hololive has collabs with Lawson where they advertise something idk over the intercom so you can hear many Holomem's voices in a Lawson

[@Chaos_x5]

Iirc there was a hololive Collab and the voices might be part of it

[@josueveguilla9069]

Mega Ultra Cuteness Overload

[@user-6-9-4-2-0]

Ur a bot

[@CarbonRollerCaco]

I'm surprised it took this long for there to be VTuber decoys.

[@MrSporkster]

As expected of Korone.

[@mrwoodcat]

lol the starbuck moment

[@itsjustben772]

desk kun can never catch a break

[@AidanS99]

I honestly expected someone to say, “was that you I saw outside today!?” Or, “were you in Japan earlier today!?” Just being as broad as possible. LOL

[@magic_cfw]

calling it right now, korone has been to japan

[@Herr.P]

Korone is just too funny. XD

[@user-ql3ud5gn9g]

Lucky my country also have Aeon .. guess I will start searching on my local Aeon.. lol

[@KingJH0510]

Bold of koronesukis to think she touches grass

[@ettu357]

Lol I wanna know if they continued planning the meetup in offline chat

[@Mikedroid_]

She was at AeonAir

[@bhirawamaylana466]

So she think only smart people with laptop at Starbucks, I thought they just free WiFi Hunter in exchange they buy the cheapest Starbucks item.

[@wakawakachoochoo7047]

A lot are office workers and students who wants to work away from their usual environment. Other do their work there to avoid distractions at home as well. It's useful when your usual work environment forbids food and drinks and want some food while eating. You just need to make sure to buy something every few intervals.

[@bhirawamaylana466]

@@wakawakachoochoo7047 so many of them really a free WiFi Hunter huh.

[@shinigamimiroku3723]

"The people typing on their laptops at Starbucks always look so smart!" As someone who likes doing their homework at coffee shops, trust me, we're not NEARLY as smart as we might look. We're just trying to get by with what few advantages we have... x_x

[@Paul-bs5wl]

2:18 the gap in stereotypes here is fascinating. Pretentious hipster """artists""" is the impression I get from people typing on their laptops in Starbucks

[@chickenbone_]

Have you said a prayer at the famous dog spot in Tokyo? No not Hachiko, it's in a department store...

[@Flaregamesz]

Can we take a moment and say how sometimes lucky desk-kun is?

[@AFlyingEwok]

Of course she wasn't there because they still have yubis to type with!

[@JRBDWD]

Thats something a person that was on an Aeon would say!

[@HeathenHacks]

What is that thing on top of the koronesuki's head? Reminds me of Migi from Parasyte.

[@fallenqiqi4840]

Wait that's how actually aeon pronounce eon never knew that lol

[@VieKrohtiel]

Damn i should go to Aeon But there is none where i live

[@Sensei5am]

So everyone around the world does the same thing at Starbucks lol never knew

[@topfranluis1]

Im actually listening to the background theme right now in DQ6 as well

[@Wolfuu623]

Korone has been in the game for awhile, she knows how to protect her identity, and for anyone who still remains persistent...her hands can protect her 200% of the time

[@ABSwiftkillaz]

I’m like 90% sure her face has been revealed

[@Zombie-Hunter]

If by mere chance you encounter these girls in real life the best thing to do is not bother them. If it was me I would be thinking "OH MY GOD OH MY GOD IT'S REALLY HER!!!!", and that would be it. When they are not streaming they are regular people like us. Just be respectful and don't cause a scene.

[@CeJAZZ]

See, FamilyMart was a smart guess, but Lawson is the better bet lolol

[@PedroLucas-in6ev]

Cute 😂

[@lolegaia]

Imagine that one guy know who she is but pretending like he didn't like a chad.

[@Plumbump]

Sounding pretty suspicious!

[@GummyOuo]

Dude really thought he saw a person who looks exactly like Korone irl.

[@Harshhaze]

Jusco is superior

[@IceX92]

Literally the same company lol

[@yuuta6563]

Okay, but what in God's name is that cursed thing on top of the fan's head?

[@josephsaga]

If i found korone at aeon mall or in family mart, i will keep quiet and leave her alone for her privacy. Don't cause trouble for her chat........

[@TemjinZero]

Hilariously no one guesses a gym.

[@peppersovereignty]

Imagine being this down bad to meet her at all cost. Pretty cringe I'd say

[@devontheundivided9815]

2:35 what is that sound?

[@nny2055]

LIke I sad Where's the Aeon!

[@AdiL-uj8fo]

What a actress She 100% was there

[@st4sis]

Is it just me, or... Aeon? (Air)

[@Yukihanaa]

" the people typing on their laptops at a Starbucks always look so smart " What im doing : copy paste an article and edit some part and enjoy free wifi 😂

[@SeaweedAK]

I saw her at Ikea i swear

[@ameliawatsonvoicepack4297]

Star Baksu

[@waterteafan9264]

DOOG

[@ethervagabond]

Korone...those people at Starbucks aren't smart. They're pretentious.

[@RTM_random]

. 👍

[@opp_slider3223]

👍

[@Hoshinoko9288]

👍

[@tweakfinals173]

Would say yes if it was her?

[@pridehunter2324]

hmm sus