I Built a Track That's IMPOSSIBLE to Shortcut!

Welcome back to Zeepkist and today I'm building a track that's impossible to cheat! As we all know, people LOVE to cheese my tracks so this time I decided enough is enough! Let me know in the comments below what you thought of the video and I hope you enjoyed watching as much as we enjoyed playing it!
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[@jaxsonshipp7093]

Check mate, you’ve made your point. Badum tss 🥁

[@pokemoglis]

Comment

[@Gluhreal]

comment 2

[@bob_the_engineer_yessir]

comment 3

[@blern]

I respect the pun.

[@Novabeagle]

Dapper and the cheesing community gonna have nightmares about this track for the rest of their lives 😂

[@darealkosmo]

xD

[@louiscypher4186]

the guy who cheeses tracks was the only one who liked it 😄

[@Sam-in7ue]

if i hear cheese again imma lose it

[@darealkosmo]

@@Sam-in7ue CHEEEEEEESE

[@Nightshade9999]

@@Sam-in7ue cheeseeee😊

[@cbadcruiser]

Now imagine how annoying it would have been if you hid one of the checkpoints so that if you took the normal line you would end up with 99/100 and you had to hunt for that last one

[@rajidahae4220]

🤯 That's [evil] GENIUS!! 👹

[@trli7117]

This actually happens when someone misses the smaller rings inside the longer checkpoints near the end.

[@jandje]

This was surprisingly a great track! Had a great battle with Cbad there 😁 Keep up the good work kosmuwu!

[@Kodiak01]

I really did like playing this one! I'm so bummed I got a 99/100 CP though 🤣 Really loved the concept of CPs being the track itself

[@LordDragox412]

Got that any% WR, eh?

[@Kodiak01]

@@LordDragox412 haha! I have to say no though out of fear that I'd be insta-kicked (it's become a rule now among the bigger lobbies)

[@amusedapple4933]

@@Kodiak01rule?

[@Kodiak01]

@@amusedapple4933 people who comment with an any% time will get immediately kicked in certain lobbies. It has happened to me before 😅

[@amusedapple4933]

@@Kodiak01 gotcha, it an official rule or an unwritten one?

[@mikehorrocks2909]

Alternate title for this track: CHEESE THIS!

[@SuperiorPosterior]

Hot Wheels! Cheese _that!_

[@brianmcgill1290]

it should be try to cheese this!

[@proton..]

@@brianmcgill1290 no

[@matt-j6q]

Kosmo has a team!?!? (WSB?)

[@quas_naart]

WarcanS' fan cluB, of course. ::)

[@shinigamiking69]

Kosmo ur background music is getting ur videos ready for the summoningsalt speedrun progression of zeepkist

[@swampe5852]

The most devious of laughs 7:16

[@MaTtUR50]

This might honestly be your best track yet!

[@robertheinrich2994]

they want a cakewalk. you could make a checkpointcake?

[@shinigamiking69]

Ok i read the thumbnail as 1000 checkpoints so make another one with 1000 checkpoints UPGRADES PEOPLE UPGRADES

[@SoulWhiteAngel]

All the T posing lol

[@DaysofElijah317]

This track makes me so happy

[@MadMikael]

What severe lactose intolerance looks like in Zeepkist 🤣

[@ant5389]

grey will find a way

[@_Yulico_]

Dude made a checkpoint game

[@sixthharbinger4899]

i was so confused when i heard kan, i never knew he played Zeepkist

[@darealkosmo]

he doesn't! that's his brother, Han.

[@dshadows2966]

The 'Impossi-cheese'.

[@JeremyWertheimerScience]

cool track

[@MineTrain]

What dose the "[WSB]" in your Steam name mean? Is it for "With the boys"?

[@brandonsattizahn4443]

That's a solid guess except for a third of the letters not making sense. With Sthe Boys?

[@MineTrain]

@@brandonsattizahn4443 Oh... My bad :D In my nativ language, the word "The" sounds like it starts with an "S" :D

[@SneaktheWolf]

I was played this track, it was torture

[@The_Totes_Adorbs]

Lol

[@edance2urnotgettinganyinfo204]

What game is this?

[@darealkosmo]

Zeepkist on Steam!

[@CaSe-uv1iy]

so your solution to cheese is a track made entirely of checkpoints?

[@thephunzone]

Found 2

[@Darkchoco1549]

Game??

[@Ho-h-i]

its Zeepkist

[@FUGP72]

I imagine that 3:02 time was someone who was approaching the finish line and saw that he was only on Checkpoint 98 and thought "Oh crap...which one did I miss!"

[@TheZotmeister]

I wholeheartedly approve of this track on both design and conceptual levels. It was also well deserved.

[@trli7117]

The best part of this track is that feeling of confusion you get when you reach the finish and just go through it because you somehow have 99/100 checkpoints.

[@omega_deebs3750]

Dapper: *sniffs for cheese* Kosmo: Absolutely not

[@JanTonovski]

That's a really cool idea, no cheese possible 🧀

[@Suckynewb]

Wonder if there's an alternate routing though. Instead of yeeting out of the 2nd loop you hang left and take the rest of the track in reverse.

[@GummieI]

@@Suckynewb How would you then take those floating checkpoints though?

[@Suckynewb]

@@GummieI The finish is under an angled checkpoint, ride up it and try to jump through. Don't know if you would have the speed or angle to be able to do it.

[@PUDRETE919]

Kan is literally Canada in the US v Russia nuclear conflict, so close to the cause of the situation that he gets included in the punishment by default

[@kernkob_]

Is it just me that thinks that yannic avoiding swearing is hilarious?

[@RaccoonLex]

0:57 it's an Earthworm, caterpillars usually have legs :)

[@livedandletdie]

Earthworms have a different shape, and a neck. Their bodies are divided into 3 parts, the head, the neck and the tail.

[@MineTrain]

12:16 Yannic Thought: "The trick is, to delete this game from the steam store, and only play it with myself" :D

[@jojobobbubble5688]

Got my vote for the coolest track this week. I'd love to see more of this just for the satisfying splits

[@patrickundjennimiti]

Make a complete track out of checkpoints like the first part. The splits will be a perfect indicator to train optimizing your lines…

[@woodgreener]

6:15 "*laughs in existential crisis*" is a mood

[@kholdanstaalstorm6881]

Saw a shorts video not long before this appeared: 21000 checkpoints in 47 seconds It's only a few days old, so like minds? Great track Kosmo, keep up the good work!

[@amusedapple4933]

There Is many tracks like that lol

[@macrobioscopic]

Im pretty sure warcans just did a cheese in this map, i think its some sort of boost cheese

[@Cheesius]

Now I feel better about not finishing this track. Seeing what's involved and knowing I do not have the skills to do it, I'm fine with this.

[@crazyguys7923]

Should've called it lactose intolerant

[@NathWalt]

This track is proof Kosmo can only count to 100.

[@timetogame1452]

I actually recamended this idea a while back, don't imagine that's where he got it from though I thought the track would be a little less interesting but you found a way to make it look really good

[@darealkosmo]

Thank you! :)

[@whimbur]

Ever since the first few episodes of zeepkist i've been waiting for this track to be made.

[@NeonNijahn]

Coo

[@fikluk4118]

7:16 I really love that laugh xd

[@Drefar]

I skipped from Khan saying I hate this track to another point in the video where he says it That's Amazing!!

[@aaronrossguernsey]

Freaking awesome job Kosmo! 🙂👍

[@justarandombird]

Im wondering what [wsb] means

[@rajidahae4220]

I'd love to see what the track looks like if you don't switch out of 1st person view until after exiting the tube with the CP spiral inside it... I think that part would flow better and the part coming out of the jump before it should also be fine, you just have to stabilize your Zeep and it will fix the camera before you land. 😁👍

[@Hosteggy]

So I've just recently bought the game and started building tracks. Could you do a video on tips and tricks for track building? So far out of the group you're the favorite for me for track builds.

[@DigitalJedi]

My biggest tip is to start off about 50% higher up than you think you should. It leaves room for dips in the track, room under the "ground" to hide parts of objects under, and having more height means you can give the player steeper downhills to regain speed if you want a faster track.

[@bluuecone]

12:13 I keep going too high D:< *The trick is to not go too high* NO CRAP SHERLOCK

[@danthiel8623]

No cheese or gouda here.

[@Petq011]

Eh... you should have totaly went with the old and gold: "CHEEZE THIS, YOU SICK %$%#$!" or something along the lines. 😅🤣😂

[@OOOHBILLY]

Pivotal video, IYKYK. What’s WSB for?

[@deadblade300]

Whyyyyy do you say smh my head?????? Do you also say, lol out loud, tmi much information, brb right back, diy it yourself, afk from keyboard????

[@happydr_]

The lobby was too full for me to join this week :(

[@danmaardeze]

Ha! That's pocketchange! Search for the 21000 checkpoint track and then get back to me....

[@DarceyRecords]

Has there been an episode where Kan hasn’t whined and complained? I doubt it.

[@dweezil6969]

I had wondered if it were possible to do this and it's glorious!

[@fricc3824]

alright. crazy idea. same concept but with only fake checkpoints and its entirely cheeseable

[@idk-how_to_name-myself]

Bro was like "no you Can't Cheddar cheese, literally, you can not cheat"

[@TimTimTimTimTimTimTimTimTim]

While explaining the course I found a cheese for the jump it’s just not gonna be faster

[@suicidalbanananana]

6:15 - Wow kAN... extremely unacceptable comment

[@animalmango6499]

Hey i sugested this. Dont know if you did it withought seing my suggestion, but its nice to see working.

[@TerryChastain]

"whoops, all checkpoints" would have been a better title.

[@Wither_Strike]

That is not actually a checkpoint inception, that is checkpoint recursion

[@lordzidaneIX]

You put in so many checkpoints they started T posing.

[@Salt_Master_Queue]

Hey, Kosmo, what does "[WSB]" mean?

[@DragonBoiYeah]

This reminds me of my PC destroyer maps that are made of only cps

[@0megaming]

What does WSB stand for?

[@mossie7920]

Would also like to know

[@Adder6112]

So kan did the exact opposite of you this week XD

[@flabort]

So sad the lobby was already full when I logged in.

[@DoPiMotion123]

What game is this?

[@Ho-h-i]

Zeepkist is the game

[@t1geres544]

why is everyone t posing in spectator /photo mode

[@ForTheJerusalem]

This map is so great! I love CP!

[@ninjaguy1279]

“SMH my head” love it

[@DaCowIsHereNow]

Anti-Dapper System, or the ADS.

[@Stalker_Dorcha]

Surprised Warcans wasnt in first for once

[@Eaten_alive]

Should be called cheesepoint

[@Nderak]

what are "the splits"

[@ft3917]

at last a track we can enjoy to follow

[@jaunusender6166]

This was grate (because no cheese)

[@zeonos]

Its cool how the constantly updating splits reveals every little gain/loss so you can find the optimal line and see if you come out ahead or not. It also shows how important it is to carry the speed in this game and you very quickly loses time after a tiny mistake.

[@TaterFarmer]

I really like this track. 😎👍

[@denzy3929]

The thumbnail is lovely

[@DoubleCocoRainbow]

Shoulda called it Checkmade

[@riccardocalosso5688]

This track looks awesome! Seems pretty hard, but not impossible.

[@ianpounds3501]

why is everyone t posing

[@darrianshaker7121]

What if there was a checkpoint transitioning into another checkpoint like both checkpoints touching each other.

[@voltagestorm1787]

What does the WSB mean?

[@Sorfinali]

Kosmo the static in the back of your mic is deadly

[@darealkosmo]

don't hear it

[@tron3747]

we need the evolution series back, now maybe with grip instead?

[@DigitalJedi]

Kan finally gets his wish of live splits. Was it worth it Kan?

[@RipCity80]

😂 checkpoints galore. Kosmo playing chess ♟️ while we all playing checkers

[@aliserry9998]

I love the editing in this video like the human shapes did u get a new editor or are you editing

[@person895]

7:17 goofy ahh laugh

[@willgarlick7734]

Is this game like a trackmania ripoff?

[@darealkosmo]

by that logic every shooter game is a rip-off of Doom and Quake 😂