Kourtney Kardashian | Sassy/Funny Moments

[@AH-gq9in]

No one: Kourtney: *that is so embarrassing for your life and your soul*

[@maxblak7446]

😂👑

[@lilynicholls9490]

Yes werk

[@max_blak836]

🔝🖤 .... lmao!!!.... I 💘Her!! 🔥👑🔥

[@Yeah-cj9ys]

It's like when me and my sisters are being mean to each other for absolutely no reason

[@courtneycomer7358]

My favorite 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@-axoxo514]

kourtney, khloe and scott carried the show

[@remnnesce]

factss

[@txehyung9856]

Fr

[@brooklynnxoo]

Yupp

[@sorayahabibian4005]

Period!😂

[@_2validbandz590]

Not Scott

[@hunniii2356]

Her monotone voice sends me

[@Unknown-us6xh]

So watermelon

[@geekjanet]

@@Unknown-us6xh "No."

[@augustnvirgo2728]

@@Unknown-us6xh spirituallyyy, i have to agree with ya hahahaha

[@Unknown-us6xh]

@@geekjanet “I just don’t Understand *WHHHHYYYYYYYYY* you don’t agree with me!”

[@girliejax]

Yessssssss!!!!!!

[@ac9668]

Shes a straight up MOOD

[@Unknown-us6xh]

So is the SimgmProductions version of her

[@imnotactivegoaway]

@@Unknown-us6xh ugh ikrrrr

[@mariannepiiksi5317]

@@Unknown-us6xh oh yes hahahaha 🤣🤣

[@mamumaumau7205]

So original really!!!

[@simz3192]

She’s the best character in this anime, hands down.

[@untamedarmy8340]

“No effort needed”....👸🏻queeen

[@girliejax]

My life fell into place right there 🙌❤👌👏😆😍💖🔥🤗🤩😎

[@amishasingh6227]

Exactly effortless queen ♥️

[@leilani5998]

“ *Abcdefg- I have to go..* ” “G- GOODBYE”

[@melanie6078]

No replies???

[@arandomperson7813]

@@melanie6078 mhm

[@TheLegendsofHipHopTV]

@@melanie6078 so you know the phrase works

[@courtneycomer7358]

Lmfaooooo hilarious, I'm screaming 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ewanoxborrow1024]

Iconic

[@idkfrya]

“this feels really rushed but I guess I’m about to get married. 😐” this will be said at my wedding 😋

[@AminaChi]

😂😂😂

[@nayshkamariel]

wish i had said that last month lmfao bc it really was rushed

[@apeksharao6]

@@nayshkamariel I hope your partner doesn't see this 😂😂😂

[@dayjaabernathy8360]

@@nayshkamariel a

[@extrm161]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/aniZlmeKlq-roas !!..

[@bre.172]

Scott: where do you want me to sleep? Kourtney: it’s a hotel that shit fucking got meee

[@amishasingh6227]

😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@beccaiskenough17]

“I guess Scott and I will just keep living in sin” 🤣

[@keyaras.worlddd]

Literally read this as that exact part came on 😂😂😂

[@opal8217]

“If she was gonna do it for publicity she’d pick someone people knew” is fucking hilarious

[@meme0218]

who was she talking about

[@amberbernay]

@@meme0218 prob kris humphris

[@amberbernay]

@@meme0218 humphries**

[@prettyuglysupernovarudegur2310]

@@meme0218 she’s talking bout the sex tape , it was with ray jay brandie the singer little brother , recently on love and hip hop married princess I think divorce now . Not talking bout Humphrey

[@MoonChaser.]

@@meme0218 she’s talking about Kim, who’s husband tried to sue her for her supposedly marrying him for clout.

[@nayshkamariel]

scott will NEVER find another kourtney

[@AminaChi]

TRUEE

[@pandak9717]

Q

[@hungergamesgirl00]

totally

[@ahanaroychoudhuri]

Kinda pick me words sis.

[@lillrice27]

@@ahanaroychoudhuri do you even know what pick me means

[@pattywilliams2583]

Her kid just calmly says there having a fight😂

[@imnotactivegoaway]

They’re**

[@heatherlynsey3092]

Like it’s a normal day 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@michellecole6245]

I love how emotionally cold Kourtney is

[@Ashley-gs8do]

Lmao the emotionless face while she said “ I guess I’m getting married “

[@simonesuper2015]

“WHo EaT’s FoOd ThEsE dAy’S” words to live by😌

[@imnotactivegoaway]

EaTs** dAyS**

[@Toudd]

Most iconic line

[@heatherlynsey3092]

“Where’s your mom?” “Outside. They’re having a fight.” I died 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@funinthekitchen844]

Kim: "Kourtney, you're the least exciting to look at" Kourtney: "Kim has seven stylist but only wears tracksuits" I love Kourtney, she's always been my favorite. She stays true to herself, which isn't easy! 👑💋❤️

[@LuvDelux]

Aries females are the ultimate confident badasses! She should have told Kim, " oh! were you talking ? I just nod and smile while I tune you out bc yr the least interesting to listen to '"

[@moanachongo5149]

Its weird how her kids are okay with the mum and aunt fighting outside 😂😂😂

[@cordeliatorgerson3594]

it was a prank for khloe so the kids probably already new

[@saint2972]

😂😂😂

[@ahanaroychoudhuri]

I didn't even thought about that 🤣

[@azzzie8908]

Their kids

[@Jennifer-bu8xe]

That was hilarious 🤣

[@Blaah6]

Kourtney is the only one who went to college and graduated.

[@not-even-german4892]

Yeaaahhh👍👍👍👍

[@yutohatesyou6491]

it shows

[@elinanikolopoulou1769]

What did she study ?

[@graced7203]

What about rob? He also went to college and graduated.

[@TathyHotel]

@@graced7203 she graduated from the University of Arizona with a bachelor's degree in Theatre Arts and a minor in Spanish

[@Mj-ef9oi]

Honestly kourtney’s the most ICONIC kardashian and that’s on periodtt 💅😌✨

[@adrianb.9970]

I like "Kourtney" she doesn't care for adults and for her sisters she only cares for "Children" :)

[@rosalinares6022]

Right i don't get how people can possibly hate Kourtney she's the one who carries the show not kim

[@a1exis.]

Ikr people try to take her off the show but this show would be plain without Kourtney

[@xxIluvyouguysxx]

Suspicious quotes lol

[@salmonella6051]

why are there "quotations"?

[@ploodohplanit8259]

@@xxIluvyouguysxx Strikes up friendships with people a lot younger than her

[@Michaelkokokons]

I’ve been married for 24 years… That hasn’t stopped you before

[@gisforhungry]

“I’m not lazy I f*cking taught YOU how to work”

[@cyrenedb5494]

I know no one cares. But my favorite kourtney moment everrr is when she was telling the story on how she got punched in the face while in line for the bathroom lol. Cracks me everytime

[@AminaChi]

I care ! 😂😂cracks me up every time too

[@farahwork2552]

@@AminaChi ouuu share

[@zamahlasengwenya487]

"Kim there's people that are dying!"

[@samanthagardner3772]

“That is so embarrassing for your life and soul” I use that literally everyday

[@hannahg.3856]

Kourtney being an iconic Aries Queen for 8 mins straight 😂🙌🏼 👑

[@erikm8372]

I love how her opposite Libra, Kim, and her got in a fight that one time. And just the whole interaction, how kourtney sent the clothes back because they're Kim style…And then there's Cancer Khloe, squaring the two of them. They have really interesting astrology as a family, if you look into it.

[@tez800]

I’m like she is so me didn’t know she was Aries like me 😭

[@aemen8796]

I think she knows she's funny from the start but I think her not so detached attitude is the reason why she's funny. She's the only one who doesn't think the world revolves around them

[@vimbaimutati8696]

Kourt:idk if they're bored with their own lives Me:😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@hsmathis]

I love Kourtney’s dry humor and her monotone voice. She’s also very blunt.

[@Mj-ef9oi]

Khloe and kourtney are the most ICONIC duo and i only speak facts 💅😌✨

[@eeelove2403]

Damn we a bit too alike like we watch the same shit

[@Theeblaccking]

Not too much now

[@kaitlanchristine8106]

Everything Kourtney does is a whole mood. She's my favorite.

[@hsmathis]

Mine too. Her dry humor and flat affect is hilarious

[@letBIGGIErest]

"go sleep somewhere else" "where do you want me to sleep?" . . . "it's a hotel"

[@Mimibonitaa]

Are we not gonna talk about how iconic 0:57 is 😭

[@KingKing-ey1di]

I LAUGHED SO HARD TO THAT 😭🤣

[@itsbritneybyotch7471]

Fr

[@robertoestrays4142]

I'm still laughing

[@devanemily4552]

her comedic timing is * chefs kiss *

[@sammysgoldenhour]

“This feels really rushed, but… I guess I’m about to get married” Why is this not more iconic 😩😩😩

[@alorj7051]

i love kourtney bc of she is natural and everytime she say what the wants. thats why a lot of people loving her.

[@monzed.3948]

Kris: I been married for 21 years Kourtney: Like that's stopped you before Me: 😂

[@m.a9070]

Kourtney is my favourite Kardashian/Jenner!! She is just a mood 🌚

[@RSyed-tu4rn]

Kourtney and Kendall’s potato fight outside still SENDSSS ME 😩😂😂

[@arpanak.6028]

“I gUess scOtT aNd I wiLl bE liVinG iN SIN😜🙂” LMAO THAT WAS FUNNY

[@srkajol1107]

Kim : my diamond earing came off in the ocean and now its gone. Kourtney: "KIM, THERE'S PEOPLE THAT ARE DYING" ! -LMAO 😂😂

[@Hi.Im.Lovely]

Okay now Kourtney knows damn well nobody has ever used the “phrase” Abcdefg , I’m over here dead 😂😂😂😂

[@flmnne.studio]

been waitin for this one

[@PrincesssKM]

Same lol

[@eddiemcdonagh_]

Koutney is a whole mood, love her

[@ewanoxborrow1024]

Kourtney charging Khloe $25,000 for the absolute bare minimum is so f’ing funny

[@fanofsome7915]

Kourtney is just too adorable 😂

[@tanveepareek4686]

kourtney is THE FUNNIEST pls what an icon

[@Fazamb7]

She’s just so down to earth and calm but still savage 😂

[@tea_n_5467]

Our Aries queen 🙏🙏🙏

[@Даша-ы1я6т]

Kourtney is literally the realest and natural Kardashian, and she’s gorgeous

[@wendyheiser3032]

omg kourts kim impression is spot on

[@celestiakock7207]

i have like 7 stylists lol

[@halomerric8611]

Kourtney is the most confident person...lol...

[@kimyo-jong9356]

2:39 THIS IS LITERALLY SAVAGE LOL, ITS TRUE THO

[@LRZMKB1013]

I swear the whole abcdefg thing was her trying to think of the actual phrase, "this is an a and b conversation so C your way out of it" but instead this is what came to mind 🤣🤣🤣

[@Baebaebarbi]

“Who eats food these days?” LMAO

[@mikeyisbombable]

4:59 Kourtney is me when someone asks me for help

[@victoriavictoria846]

After watching this I love her even more!

[@miriameusepi746]

We stan our queen

[@jalhulaibi]

her honesty always kills me😭

[@lillrice27]

Scott: “So are we cool are we in agreement” Kourt: “abcdefg” 💀💀

[@-afrompll3697]

YESSS KOURT

[@AminaChi]

😁hope you enjoy it!

[@-afrompll3697]

@@AminaChi i diddd 😂😂

[@APOLLO-bg1vc]

Kourtney is just such a iconic queen

[@Jetadorexx1]

Khloe “stop wearing my leather jacket!” LMFAO

[@suando_r]

Kourtney is our favourite!!!!! She is her herself & that's it,,,love her ,,,,

[@AminaChi]

You said it 😁

[@emiledufayel]

She is such an Aries! I love her subtle chaotic energy

[@hhhhh-me1fb]

We just.. love being an Aries.

[@zaheemzahran1685]

"I noticed that you started getting smarter when you're friends with me" LMFAOO

[@zacatecas570]

She's iconic

[@destinym7960]

shes so funny i love her 💀

[@marydebabi3692]

Very Much An Aries ☺️

[@ultimateblue2197]

Loves kourtney's sass

[@janelanc4410]

Lmaoo god i love kourtney pls make more videos of her sassy funny moments love it

[@flmnne.studio]

3:45 lmao😆

[@a.cedits3808]

3:00 got meee 😭😂😂😂😂

[@orangejulia2705]

She really is funny. I haven't watched the show but this really makes me like her.

[@ashakir622]

I loved it when Kourtney impersonated Kim! 🤣

[@narcisoanasui246]

She’s so nonchalant- i love it 💀

[@rebeccajan5114]

Kroutney: you think I'm doing this for free? Chloe's reaction is priceless hahahaha

[@imnotactivegoaway]

Kourtney** Khloé**

[@eggmartt]

We all love Kourtney

[@Amberclaire1]

Omg she is hilarious 😆💖

[@chronicallyonlinechronicles]

kourtney is the main character idc what anyone says 😂

[@stephanieramos7648]

Honestly she is my favorite Kardashian. Probably because she isn't fake, and has the best style out of them all!!!! She was my motivation when I started on my healthy journey.

[@brittneypalmer6681]

Kourtney has always been my favorite ❤

[@lvuconizwei5615]

That scarface phrase got me all life! 😸😸

[@elysezanbaka]

kourtney is the funniest lmao also the prettiest imo

[@gothicmoonchild3629]

Kourtney's awesome!

[@HinataDesigns]

shes always been my favorite

[@like174888]

The "Abcdefg" thing is ingenious. I never know how to end conversations when they reach a slow point.

[@unagi7143]

kourtney is my favorite from the show because of her voice and reaction to everything 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@imnotactivegoaway]

We live for that mood kourt ✌️😘

[@lilydavies653]

Kourtney is such a mood

[@trinityjohnson979]

Kourtney is the definition of a Aries and I love it

[@mariaantonetteseguan2223]

the “abcdefg i have to go” phrase tho LMAOOOO

[@ally-im6pk]

She’s the funniest one

[@mariahdelapenia]

Deadass me and my sister 😭😭 *starts yelling* “Great. Well now I can’t hear.” Even better (actually us) “I’ll just wash you out like I normally do cause I don’t even understand what you’re saying” “You never do cause you only hear yourself talk.” “Exactly cause only my voice matters.”

[@cheyenne56]

Abcdefg i have to go😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣

[@annadex4569]

Kourtneys face is the only one who hasn't changed.

[@ayeshaashrafi4182]

This video title should be kourtney kardasian's sassiest moment 😂😂❤️❤️

[@milaxoxox]

she's hilarious

[@Janiebabie]

Abcdefghihavetogo. SHE FORGOT THE H HAHAHAHHAAH

[@angelicaflores6559]

Scott is very very handsome, they made an awesome couple when they were together as parents. Scott has a very very nice personality.