Koyori's Part Time Job at a Karaoke & Stopping Idiot Couples From Having 𝑺*𝑿

[@Oruta指揮官]

sasuga self-proclaimed holox seiso representative

[@T33K3SS3LCH3N]

She's so seiso that she even keeps other people seiso.

[@flambelk4489]

Being a huge cockblocker is what I'd expect from the a seiso representative, very in-character

[@joshuagabrielcatindig7607]

Holo XXX.

[@feelingpine9123]

Koyori be on the security cameras playing the weirdest game of FNAF ever.

[@Zergonapal]

Friday Nights Are Freaky

[@kinoleogeo7998]

Funkin on a Friday Night at Freddy’s Karaoke.

[@rektl2036]

Fuck nights at freddys?

[@wisefelipe]

There has to be a MOD...

[@spoofedivan65]

Freaky Nights at fridays

[@shizzzxd]

phone rings Koyori: *NO SEGS ALLOWED*

[@Benzux]

I have the option to ”translate” this comment to English (UK). All that does is remove the bold effect. Thank you Google.

[@aynonymos]

@@Benzux it happens in Aussie English too.

[@nightshade4873]

man, the karaoke bars are a doujinshi idea goldmine, that's probably where Koyori got her doctorate and became a scientist in such fields.....

[@MR-jv2ht]

Are you implying that she does... "research"?

[@nightshade4873]

@@MR-jv2ht many a kind of "research"

[@gerdanbombales]

She's really of a Scientist herself

[@rdxzero]

You should look up Imouto De Ou-Sama Game

[@Zergonapal]

yeah its a pretty common scene in doujinshi which is where couples probably get the idea, but it's just nasty they should rent a love hotel if they want to do that.

[@Crimson522]

She was the literal horni police. someone call Subaru, shes got a new member of the oozura police

[@guyclykos]

God knows Subaru can use all the help she can get.

[@proxy90909]

@@guyclykos Ozura Police is criminaly understaffed

[@icecream2070]

They now have a scientist on their side

[@justinedgreater2151]

Unfortunately, koyori is an underling of Daemon lord Miko, so i doubt she will get under the oozora police and even if she did, that would eventually make the Daemon lord controlls the police force

[@averagemumeienjoyer5498]

Oozora Keisatsu divisions Subaru -typical cop Koyori -horni police Botan- SWAT

[@danielzboy]

“I don’t think my viewers are like that…” Indeed. For who am I, but a maidenless kaigai-nikki…

[@tetsuchris9636]

No Maidens?

[@Vanylus]

No maidens?

[@GabrielF430]

No maidens?

[@doggosuki]

No maidens?

[@patootie3529]

No maidens?

[@jarenwang656]

*Couple starts getting frisky* *Koyori calls their booth* Couple: "Hello?" Koyori: "Riajuu go die!"

[@NeuronActivation]

Couple: "Alright we're gonna do it here" Koyori: "Stop right there you lewd savages I will not tolerate hand holding in our karaoke room"

[@Nick-ko1tw]

Real talk tho, I'm curious where she draws the line.

[@dankpepe2110]

I can hear the voice from the soldier of Skyrim.

[@ultimatevexation8782]

@@Nick-ko1tw rubber on. Shaft aligned.. *phone rings*

[@liltiachan9694]

Jokes on u,i have protection

[@BenjiroSensei]

@@ultimatevexation8782 "Please put away that sorry thing."

[@tampenismall2195]

I use too work as a mall security guard at night shift There’s this one time I was doing my round at the roof garden and I heard some of the bush Rustling sound, I went there to check out what’s going on and saw this couple having the time of their lives, I gave out a small cough and too them is like a dark soul boss battle because they started ducking and rolling

[@prof.leo0246]

Lmao 💀

[@Link3000XD]

how did that end? :D

[@tommikoistinen2321]

Has she taken a single break yet...even one day? She is a streaming machine.

[@MansnoHot]

I remember when she moved a few months ago and said that she was taking a break because of moving and that she was gonna be away for some time. That "break" was literally 1 day off

[@jurajojo2543]

No. Don't worry, she bombs stress in her stream!

[@gerdanbombales]

@@jurajojo2543 and has voice of tin-tin

[@momogi618]

Truly chuck norris in a streamer way xD

[@SadisticNiles]

@@MansnoHot she literally streamed in an empty room lol

[@aquaventus]

Only makes sense to have cameras inside, in case anything happens and they need to prove they are not guilty. Also in case the customers start breaking stuff. Could happen when you serve alcohol.

[@Rainoffire]

There is actually a surprising number of Japanese Karaoke places without CCTVs in there rooms. I have two friends that worked part time at two different Karaoke chains, and neither of them had CCTV in the rooms, only outside in the hall. It is still a very common place to "hook up" for young teens who can't afford a love hotel.

[@Haunt888]

What's the big deal tho it's not like prostitution in Japan is illegal

[@beemoescarmew]

@@Haunt888 rape, murder, etc

[@aquaventus]

@@Haunt888 Well, they paid for a place to sing not to have sex, and a karaoke place generally are not licensed as a love hotel, so technically illegal i suppose.

[@Rainoffire]

@@Haunt888 Well a Karaoke box is not a place for sexual acts to begin with. It is like I go to a restaurant, get a private room, start making amateur porn, then get angry that staff had to kick us out...

[@RaffoPhantom]

Koyori: "Please stop this" Marine (maybe): "Please keep going"

[@Sukhoi_Su-25]

Replace that maybe with a definitely and you'd be spot on.

[@Gaehhn]

Marine calls after they're done and tells them to clean up. Matsuri would also call them once they're done and ask: "Do you take constructive criticism?"

[@kuuroh3266]

doujins: dont worry, no one will be watching, just stay quiet... reality: "ayo someone stop dis h0rny fools"

[@kazekori9593]

Ive seen a doujin where the employee gets horny from the couple having sex

[@animoreechannel2565]

also doujin, ub: imma to blackmail her

[@shadi2962]

@@animoreechannel2565 given all the yanderes it may be the other way around

[@Jairoppi]

"so like with two other employees, we stand and watch in front of the monitor with our arms folded" i imagine them in the CCTV room like : *"2000¥, this couple on box 3 will do it"* *"aye bet"*

[@lildyo]

She did throw in that bit at the end about how even if they don’t call, they’re definitely watching. It sounds like they might have held off on calling once or twice lol

[@Colopty]

I wonder if they ever got popcorn.

[@duhotatoday3277]

"Stop, the employees are watching you" *EVEN BETTER* - them, probably

[@levant69420]

Koyori: "Remember that the employees are watching." Me: "Even better."

[@contrapasta2454]

Remember to give the camera a thumbs up.

[@western_gunner]

Why do suddenly the image of koyori doing gendou pose accompanied by her colleagues watching the screen come to mind, with her glasses being non transparent like in those anime.

[@asianpersuasion4901]

one does gendou pose. the other does DIO pose in the car

[@DeSpaceFairy]

Shinji got fucking in, but not the robot.

[@angelvazquezguerrero7726]

Get in the shubangelion

[@kusumapau8883]

My man's koyori is playing irl FNAF as she frantically looking at the CCTV and saving the day

[@namenight7158]

Thats some offbrand H FNAF

[@verqu3450]

@@namenight7158 there is fife nights in anime, which is kinda like that

[@rhonpen5388]

@@verqu3450 why did i google that...

[@chrisn7222]

“I found myself enjoying it a little” Now hold on a sec...

[@conde_bathory]

Total lewd move

[@SolitasRuisu]

"Even if they don't call you out, they're watching" I feel like this example she gave is probably from something she knew actually happened either personally or some co-worker did lol

[@senerio2124]

*phone rings* "The karaoke patrons do get a bit quirky at night"

[@MR-jv2ht]

That's one doujin plot she just stopped from being written.

[@hotstuffdesu]

No, that plot will just evolve to the couples asking for the clerk to join for a threesome.

[@orangeapples]

What are you talking about? That is absolutely an NTR plot. Someone goes to a Karaoke bar that they know they SO works at to attend an orgy all while the SO watches on the CCTV. The SO either watches on horrified, bates, or saves a recording. Or all 3.

[@Gigi-zr6hp]

@@orangeapples bro? 🤨📸

[@Anrilunarianpebble]

@@orangeapples wtf

[@KillerCLbee]

@@orangeapples you need Jesus, and I'm an atheist

[@_Jay_Maker_]

"It'd be a bit too awkward to just go in." WRONG! Barge right in there, Koyori-chan. Assert Karaoke dominance!

[@winterburn2353]

just Koyori doing her best to prevent 177013 from happening again.

[@RaffoPhantom]

You have brought a number here. I will have to investigate said number.

[@vickie_g]

@@RaffoPhantom I'm surprised that you know what numbers mean but don't know what that specific number means. It is the most infamous of all the numbers.

[@RaffoPhantom]

@@vickie_g oh, well if you say it's the most infamous one I know it.

[@kinoleogeo7998]

@@RaffoPhantom *runs in slow motion* Nooooo!

[@TFZOV]

Koyori i kneel...

[@hikun2837]

A Couple start initiate to holding hands, Koyori : you two get out of here ! 😂

[@georgekabbazi1837]

Koyori : as an employee we need to stop them from getting intimate Also koyori : Sir ma'am plz stop the hand holding this is a respected establishment Sieso as always 😁

[@TeaTimeee]

A: i consent B: i consent Koyori: i don't

[@Xaito]

Couple enters the booth. Koyori: "My cockblock senses are tingling"

[@Haiyami]

I remember when they were still widely selling polaroid cameras (right before they died in the late 90s) A friend told me he would take a picture of the karaoke box with one person laying down sleeping and then find the CCTV security camera and tape the photo a little distance from the lens so it would look like the occupant was taking a nap. Then the employees couldn't see the group get freaky. My friend bragged out this worked. But the problem is this only worked once per karaoke establishment. Employee's caught on real quick afterwards. Friend still bragged about he got away with this.

[@chinhthehugger9284]

absolute big brain move

[@kokodayo5796]

Thr oldest trickery in the book

[@conde_bathory]

Warner Bros trick

[@waywardscythe3358]

Part timers making a bit of a game out of guessing which couples will break the rules. Some experiences really do transcend all boundaries

[@SomeIdiota]

Then there are the people who go in knowing about the CCTV, who await the call, and want the employees to watch. Your move, employees.

[@SaigaTenshi]

Koyori's has the highest potential to become Subaru's new batch of police force

[@kurofire6473]

So the doujins with scenes at karaoke are just the worker watching the scene while the couple goes wild, damn

[@faranielle85]

I can imagine Koyori and her colleagues taking bets on who's gonna do it

[@chi_inverted]

Depending on how often that is, It must be a pain having to stop it everytime

[@Yuki_Ika7]

if i were her i would say over the speaker the name, phone number and address of the nearest love hotel and tell them if they want to "do it" they should do it there

[@thatoneguywithhorns3774]

@@Yuki_Ika7 or you could build one and it's easy advertisement

[@Yuki_Ika7]

@@thatoneguywithhorns3774 the perfect marketing scheme lol

[@rick149ou]

@@thatoneguywithhorns3774 Stonks!

[@eddster1987]

Couples: SEGGGGGGS Koyori: No

[@burnoutcat2387]

"Alright time's up you hony- *What is this Senchou?"* "A Flare body pillow." "...just get out please."

[@bmanpura]

Wow, seiso solution. I'd break into the room with a camera and say "don't mind me, please, continue." Thanks for the clip!

[@Outlaw7263]

Koyori: I'm sorry but this is a Christian karaoke room, no horni

[@mokeymale8350]

I imagine they would have bets going between them over how far the couples would actually go

[@ShouTan]

Koyori in `Five Nights at Ecchi-oke` where failing doesn't end in fright but having to clean the room afterwards.

[@nutpirom8462]

"even if they don't call you, they'll be watching." Don't tell me.....

[@namenight7158]

I have read stories about people recording and posting videos online or selling them.

[@xtaticsr2041]

Imagine a medieval themed Karaoke bar that conducts “random” Spanish Inquisitions on these bakacouples armed with the softest of pillows.

[@GamerX13X]

Not only is it less awkward to call instead of going into the room, its probably funnier to watch their reactions when they realize they're beeing watched

[@abbychannel4591]

So this is how anime intimate scenes in karaoke booths are getting interrupted. You know those timings in anime when they almost kiss or do it then the lobby phone will ring at the right moment. XD

[@gorodn009]

Couples: Getting intimate Koyori calls their booth: May I offer you some professional advice?

[@akumuryuu]

Sounds like a perfect job for Mumei

[@angelodescordo8455]

This is probably the best Hololive clip ever. This quality content is what vtubers were made for, why livestreams were invented, why life on earth exists in the first place.

[@ckaedonut]

i wonder if there was ever a time where the customer knew they were watching and just let the phone rang over and over 😅

[@asimovvomisa4040]

I wonder if more people do it because they are being watched ?

[@joaorichter9970]

I couldn't do it with a phone constantly ringing honestly, that's a hell of a turn off lol

[@KyrialArthian]

"Just remember, even if they don't call, they're probably watching." Joke's on you, they're prolly into that shit.

[@trstmeimadctr]

They should have a button that just starts an air raid siren when you start making out

[@flippers2564]

Holy shit that's hilarious. I do hope customers are made aware that there are live cameras in every room

[@Failzz8]

bruh, 2 days ago I stuimbled upon this blog post from a japan night life site where they described how to hook up in tokyo, and the "best method" was pretty much "invite your date to karaoke, make sure you cover the camera with a towel" lol

[@DarkonFullPower]

Koyori: "It's HoloX, NOT HoloXXX!!!

[@Wyrdwad]

Just a general cultural/translation note: Koyori is not actually talking about working at a karaoke bar, but rather at a "box karaoke" place. These are much more popular and much more common than karaoke bars in Japan. Karaoke bars are just that: bars, where there's a karaoke machine and people take turns getting on stage and performing in front of the other patrons. Box karaoke places, on the other hand, have people rent small soundproofed (or mostly soundproofed, anyway) rooms (known as "karaoke boxes") on a per-hour basis, with each room containing couches, a table, an ashtray if smoking is allowed, a full-sized karaoke machine attached to a big-screen TV (usually with a tablet or two for entering songs), and a telephone. The telephone can be used to call in a food or drink order to have delivered to the room, but the staff will also call the phone 5-10 minutes before your time is up, telling you to either finish up and head back to the lobby, or sometimes asking if you want to request an additional hour (if that's allowed in that particular establishment). So, yeah, Koyori is definitely not talking about a karaoke bar here, but a box karaoke establishment. Just figured I'd "The More You Know" you here. Heheh.

[@nightshade4873]

oh the box karaoke rooms like 2mx4m large? and the karaoke bar more like those open ones where there is a literal bar and anybody can sing?

[@Jurgir09]

Most Japanese karaoke places have both, no?

[@Squidward-jv7go]

I’ve never even seen a karaoke bar like what you just said, I thought they’re pretty much all “box karaoke”

[@randx1075]

we called them "K-Box" here

[@aminfinate8472]

Just watch episode 2 Kaguya sama S3... they also addressed inappropriate moral behavior in Karaoke room

[@aragurn9019]

That's why there are karaoke microphones at love hotels :)

[@miloXZ]

I’ll wait until they are in the act and use the microphone after “what are you doing!!” XD

[@-Raylight]

So the doujin were real all along? xD Sasuga one of the seiso representative in Hololive 😆

[@CBRN-115]

Well it's Japan

[@windjaydoubleu3867]

sometimes the culture reflects in people writings

[@redfield7106]

Actually most of those idea/content are adapted from real life situation...

[@SoraRaida]

@@CBRN-115 It happens everywhere tbh, cuz karaoke booths are quite private and very dimly lit, it's not hard to see why people would do those in there.

[@thehoodedteddy1335]

Just like they do on old mill rides, AKA ‘Tunnel of Love’ rides

[@kinoleogeo7998]

I’d call in: “Hey dude, the only deep throating I wanna see is on that mic, got it!”

[@lightseraph3228]

"This couple probably ... no this-" "Ayt, BET"

[@Jovanoc]

Five Nights at Karaokekan

[@yoni6847]

"I don't think you guys are like that" Are you saying that we don't get bitches? Because that's true 90% of the time

[@overwatchtheater8165]

If Koyori could've watched without getting into trouble she probably would've...lol

[@alincrs]

that's just extra motivation to put on a good show

[@JHattsy]

"To the couple in booth 24, just be aware everything you do inside the room, while it cannot be seen by those outside, just be aware that it is all recorded on security cameras...please cease what you are doing...bonk"

[@apple_pines]

It would be hilarious if the part timers would watch it a little to pretend to be the director of an av saying "Cuuuut! For the man! You suck at kissing! Let's do another take! And this time, with more passion! Okay from the top! Action!"

[@Tim_Belay]

Koyori be like: 'Are you winning, son/daughter? Not anymore'

[@losersbecomewinners2043]

This is the best thing i’ve ever heard XD Watching frisky couples and calling them?! I need to go to Japan and apply at a karaoke place! This seems like a sick kind of fun XD

[@davidy22]

I mean you still also have to do the waiter and janitor things in between that a karaoke worker does

[@losersbecomewinners2043]

@@davidy22 this is true, but it’s still an entry level job which is all i’m qualified for :)

[@JustSomeHeeHo]

Getting paid to cock block people? Sounds like a dream.

[@notempura]

Comrades, just look up Ogata Hiro. If my memory serves right, they made a doujin with this exact plot in mind.

[@Snowflakecats]

I actually find enjoyment from stopping couples lol anyone who has a job were u need to will understand

[@SoulstrikerV]

The experience may have broken her without her realizing it. She said she enjoyed it a bit, and now she's doing research on it.

[@seedtoysch.3479]

Karaoke-kan ✅ Big echo ✅ Pasela ✅ Utahiroba ✅ Maneki neko ❌ Just saying

[@gandalfkitty1875]

"okay stop there you broke ass peasant!" koyori probably

[@Satans_Adopted]

I have similar experience when working as night security in 5 star hotels as well... Peoples tends to be flirty at rooftop jacuzzi from time to time.

[@ScileSc]

Starting a karaoke love hotel business is next on my todo list now.

[@wenousagi6213]

I thought things like this only happens in doujins. Japan sure is full of surprises *that may or may not be endearing*

[@realQuestion]

Koyori has sure loosened up recently :)

[@xiaaan3507]

I think we need to find someone first before even thinking of doing such things in a karaoke box Koyori. . . ✊😔

[@Jurgir09]

New Business opportunity, loveHotel mixed with Karaoke booth!!!

[@jezzmaninjapan]

So if I ever get lucky in a karaoke bar, just don't pick up the phone. Thanks, Koyori-sensei!

[@user-pv4ht7zv4x]

"I donth think my viewers are like that" Exactly since we donth have girlfriends

[@Usoony]

I would play a video of something slowly appearing from a dark environment in the tv.

[@jeffkevin3]

0:46 The laugh like Miko nyesan lol

[@fudgingnerd8210]

The employees are watching?? *EVEN BETTER*

[@rexblanco2204]

Normal couple: Segs Koyori: stop it, just stop it.

[@Raul_27]

Poor coyote, too pure for this world.

[@amh7282]

True. I also once work at a karaoke place and I got to say, every night this situation happen

[@CaptainIchimaruGin]

I think Chief Shuba should hire this Coyote to be part of Oozora Keisetsu.

[@firmanramadhan9071]

"I don't think my viewers are like that, but..." Yeah, as if I have any partner to begin with....

[@lastnamefirstname8655]

cute koyori. nice karaoke experiences.

[@TrixTrix228]

I can only imagine what the guy watching over Retsuko's "special time" is like every time she rents a box

[@Villey]

As a person who's done something similar I can confirm they have cameras, I think the employees just either didn't watch or care tho LOL

[@LonesomeDevil]

Let's take this opportunity to pay respects to every brave trooper employee working at a customer service place which gives any level of intimacy to customers who had to deal with bullcrap like this. Because while I'm sure the majority of them can understand, they also don't want to see that (well... most of them wouldn't... maybe), nor want to clean up afterwards.

[@greedy_onigiri]

imagine going to the bathroom coming back and someone's already done the deed. Did poor Koyori ever have to clean up the aftermath?

[@Urist_Mythrilforged]

Probably had to get the janitor.

[@Mermiam]

Private rooms plus drunk couples? Yeah happens in all places with similar set ups and it's pretty frequent.

[@stam_ehad]

well, that one fantasy out the window.

[@eizumichi]

Just say it on speaker : "Do it and it'll be on internet forever starting today if my upload speed is good"

[@cbalinefourcba4615]

Koyori Police: Oyame Kudasai. Oosora Police: OMEEEEEE!!!!!

[@InappropriatePolarbear]

If the employees call, just invite them to join in.