Kramer Meets The Pigman | The Bris | Seinfeld

Kramer discovers what the government has been experimenting with since the 50’s: a pig-man army.
From Seinfeld Season 5 Episode 5 The Bris: Elaine and Jerry are nervous about the religious duties they must do when they agree to become godparents to a couple's newborn; George nabs great parking spot.
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Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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[@sudrianliam1199]

"YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!! PORK SAUSAGE!!! ABADEE-ABADEE THAT'S ALL FOLKS!!" 😂😂

[@omidnamin9004]

One thing I hate about this part is the delayed laugh track. It's one of the funniest scenes by kramer and the delayed reaction by the audience annoys me.

[@johnboy8596]

Just occurred to me, when Kramer escaped with the Pigman, he was giving him a Piggyback ride

[@TayR0C]

lol

[@pittsburghguy404]

Lol great find

[@Delightfully_Bitchy]

It's funny what people catch and what people don't. This is one of the little tidbits I did catch.

[@Bobster986]

Clever, that was the punch line.

[@plinsf]

slow clap for you... you're totally the first and only person to think of this

[@santinojozefmiller7721]

“THE PIGMAN CAN TAKE THE BUS!” Quote got me laughing!

[@adamsonntag5755]

Didn’t George have a “little tail” in shallow Hal?

[@ZakkandtheJ]

Yup

[@HereForTheComments]

And a bigger willy than Jack Black.

[@ViceAdmiralMando]

I stand by my statement that George Costanaza is pig man.

[@danieltobin4498]

He’s a pigman too!

[@mattmason4013]

What if the pigman had a two seater. Be realistic george.

[@petesplacestuff4781]

I tried slowing it down to .25 to see pigman but he just had head turn

[@johnjames5405]

This is what made this show great. Ridiculous scenario but the characters are all acting series about it. Not like seasons 8 and 9 where everything just became ridiculous.

[@ktothec24]

When I was a kid some kids nicknamed this other kid “pigman “, it became a big thing ( I know it was cruel). Even some comics were made about him and his pet hamster (of all things). I never knew the origin of the name until now!

[@anntrejo]

4:37

[@IanSane]

I like how at first Kramer is horrified by the pigman but then becomes sympathetic to him and wants to help him escape.

[@DissociatedWomenIncorporated]

Maybe his reaction was always one of being horrified _for_ the poor pigman.

[@carolfreitag6847]

this episode always cracks me up! When Kramer carries Pigman out on his back , i die every time!!!

[@nicojar]

And no one has noticed that Pigman is Larry David :D

[@tonyenglish5153]

Only Kramer! His character was timeless and universal and could have exist anywhere basically.

[@MrGreen-fi5sg]

A true legend. 😢

[@jgk381]

Kramer: "If the Pig-man had a car, he'd give you a ride" George: "How do you know? What if the Pig-man had a two-seater?" Kramer: "Be realistic, George..." One of the best lines of the series 😂

[@nicksacco5041]

Lmao

[@davidormsby9439]

Still one of the best lines. Be realistic George

[@beani24329]

The Pig-Man can take the bus!

[@TACT1LE]

Points at him and laughs to Jerry 😂😂

[@K_Reezee75]

😂😂😂 kramer pointing and looking Jerry for approval

[@jandy4604]

I love how Kramer walks into the wrong room and out of the blue starts eating the guy's food. His mooching is out of control.

[@mrloop1530]

When he sees food, he hasn't paid for, he HAS to have some

[@henrywallacesghost5883]

It looked like it was just plain piece of white bread and he still couldn't resist.

[@ahmedhany1258]

"Be realistic George" ,and the finger point was hilarious

[@oyedoyin]

😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 Yea, like "Get a load of this guy"

[@TayR0C]

one of Kramer's funniest moments.

[@vasyan123]

Like "Why would a Pigman drive a two-seater?"

[@twicein14days]

kramer leads such an adventurous life lmao

[@henrythompson5224]

I'd love him to be my neighbour, also Al Bundy and Homer Simpson.

[@bradford_shaun_murray]

🐷0:22 whoa!

[@gutsfinky]

I don't know. I think a lot of it is his attitude. He's a perfect combination of childlike wonder and adult capability. Everything is wondrous to him. I love it. ❤️

[@SlappyChop]

Easily one of the best episodes of all time. Shamelessly steals the pigmans bread hahaha

[@scartee13]

I love that “ooh” when he takes it🤣

[@alexanderealley9992]

I’m confident that part of Kramer’s motivation to rescue the “pig-man” secretly stems from a fear of revenge on account of him stealing “pig-man’s” food lol.

[@farshazmirza9504]

Who does that? Just pick up a patient’s slice of bread

[@lukeblough6466]

@@farshazmirza9504 One word House.

[@jeffreydahmer1143]

One of the best shows of all time

[@mike91mdk45]

Somewhere in this hospital, the anguished oink of pig-man cries out for help!

[@peg202xo7]

'If I hear an anguished oink, I'm outta here!' Hilarious!

[@shaun_seow]

Imagine if the X-Files did a crossover for this. Both series were hugely popular in the 90s.

[@aerystargaryenii2565]

It's just Kramer though. Picks up right where he runs out with the pig man the case the starts. Kramer tries to hide the Pig Man from the police.

[@maxfrankow1238]

Mulder would be fascinated yet fed up with Kramer and his antics. Scully would go out on a single date with Jerry and both would find flaws with each other. George would become enamored with Scully even though she barely casts a second glance to him and becomes obsessed with proving Frank and Estelle are aliens.

[@icecreamcake1457]

4:06 Kramer: “NOW LISTEN TO ME YOU LITTLE QUACK!” Yells the man asking a physician on the whereabouts of a half man, half pig patient. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@JohnsonRoss-p9d]

lol love how Kramer DESTROYED people hahaha, he is wacky but sometimes SMART hahaha

[@12classics39]

“You get a few of these Pigmen walking around, suddenly I’m looking a lot better!” HAHAHAHAHA

[@JanetStarChild]

It's episodes like this that we can really see the natural investigator in Kramer. The man was born to be a P.I.

[@Clearanceman2]

Would have been a hilarious story line!

[@xevanx99]

@@Clearanceman2 it was real, the Michael Richards Show

[@RIZEorDIE]

Make love to that wall pervert!

[@ran52475]

Oh man in the same vein, the scene where he gets the statue back is so good. He’s a very satisfying PI

[@danlower7834]

He's the insensitive man. Look at him!

[@troyboy7610]

Michael Richards was such a great actor. When he appeared on Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee with Jerry, it was so heartwarming to hear Jerry talk about how much he praised Richards. You could see this heavy weight lifted off his chest. Jerry was being his friend and supported him. It was such a beautiful moment.

[@partsparis]

Kramers the new pig man since 2006 the laughing factory

[@GRosa250]

After playing it back really slowly I’m nearly certain Kramer is carrying Larry David on his back.

[@joandante3106]

LOL

[@Germanistan]

You are correct, Larry David is the pigman

[@nicksacco5041]

Easily possible. I could see Larry being up for that

[@dizzy1369]

Probably, he had a lot of great cameos 😂🤣

[@soccerboy22100]

yep i noticed that also

[@corpodeanmarian3347]

Kramer served in the military so no wonder he knows about the human-pig initiative!

[@aerystargaryenii2565]

Briefly in the military but was kicked out

[@glowingunknown5625]

"Briefly."

[@aerystargaryenii2565]

@@glowingunknown5625 brifeily

[@lonelyheroine]

@@aerystargaryenii2565 He probably flunked the psychological test.

[@aerystargaryenii2565]

@@lonelyheroine either that or he got into a verbal altercation with his black drill sergeant

[@winner3924]

Get a few of these pigmen walking around, suddenly i'm looking a lot better ... lol

[@nickzobel9922]

🤣😭

[@ThePirouliette]

2:56 Jerry : "Human, human, human. (anxious tone) Wait a second !! (grasping Kramer's arm). (relieved tone) Oh it's George..." This line cracks me up all the time since the first time I saw that episode.

[@jehudavis5422]

Hilarious!

[@thaintriguing1]

We saw it

[@kay_fong]

LOL me too!! :D

[@ViceAdmiralMando]

That is why I called George Costanaza a pig man!

[@K_Reezee75]

The way Kramer describes and repeats the sound the pigman made is hilarious. 🤣

[@Veldtian1]

wreeeeehh!!!🐽

[@K_Reezee75]

@@Veldtian1 🤣🤣🤣

[@alexpvzplayer6659]

4:06 “NOW LISTEN TO ME YOU LITTLE QUACK” I gotta start just throwing that phrase into conversations

[@scartee13]

0:41 that gets me every time!😂

[@bennybenjben9594]

That part made me snort like a pig...man.

[@crazycatman5928]

I love that part haha

[@jesse7631]

I love how Kramer says "Be realistic George" in answer to his posit about the pigman having a two-seater car.

[@Ramesh-cc6fs]

George : "hey atleast he is not a pigman "😂😂😂😂😂

[@jacobmetz3267]

"The pigman can take the bus!" Classic George!!

[@bassAssassin187]

Pigman is one of my favorites 😂

[@joshcook5434]

kramer leads such a chaotic life.

[@masternoob9673]

And yet never seems unhappy.

[@partsparis]

Neither does george

[@Stefano_Rodriguez]

“Abadee abadee that’s all folks” lmao

[@Korgano]

I love how at the end George just points and touches his nose.

[@ryanhopps7966]

Pork, sausage, yabadee yabadee that’s all folks 😂

[@lt.reubenrozeyt5716]

😂

[@rbjones72703]

😂😂😂

[@oghash4912]

Twenty years later and pigman seems more reasonable than ever

[@petesplacestuff4781]

Way ahead of its time!

[@ZChronicNebula]

@Honor, Integrity, God, Conscience and he didn't last long

[@bad3nergytroll]

It's actually real. Look up Chimaera's in China.

[@bradford_shaun_murray]

🐷 I've heard it be said that the government has been experimenting with pigmen since the '50s.. 1:24 ...and that it's a military thing ..1:34

[@yurikozhokin8348]

"Never question my instincts. My instincts are honed."

[@TheTruthKiwi]

The extreme overacting in this one (as opposed to the "normal" overacting in other episodes) is hilarious.

[@nemi-mout1874]

Hmmm...

[@dj_6ix20two6]

0:28 they shoulda had Kramer knock over a doctor with a bunch of paperwork or a worker delivering bunch of hospital food 😂

[@iamthelaw82]

Kramer would totally fit in on alex jones’s show

[@bad3nergytroll]

So they're both right. Look up Chimaera's in China. Then realize they copied our military.

[@distantraveller9876]

Legend has it the pigmen are descendents of Alex Jones

[@randallmarsh1187]

@@distantraveller9876 Or was it the other way around?

[@GeorgeFitness-yo8bl]

Easily the funniest Seinfeld episode!

[@viper62967]

Somewhere in this hospital the anguished oink of pigman cries out for help

[@williamsapong81]

“Well, if I hear an ‘anguished oink’, I’m outta here.”

[@4DcRadio]

When Kramer did Porky's pig...I died laughing

[@kandoo1316]

"I don't see any pig men. Human,Human,Human. Oh wait!!!.... Oh,it's George." Lollll🤣

[@Yuginami]

There's a guy on the roof, he looks like he's about to jump. Kramer: That's the guy I told where the elevator was. LOL XD

[@bossfan49]

How effective would pig warriors be?

[@Bee-hf3fc]

Battle of the Bacon

[@payableondeath9091]

@@Bee-hf3fc 🤦‍♂️🤣

[@R3DGaming]

Are you sure it wasn’t manbearpig?

[@DrunkTalkin]

If I knew Kramer I’d have gone to look at the pig man with him.

[@Surfmus]

The pigman is Larry David on Michael's back.

[@welcometothemetaverse2523]

George: Gotta feeling these pigmen running around, suddenly I'm looking a lot better. Says the man who's had like 50 girlfriends!

[@GeoffBlackmore]

If you watched final scene on 0.25 speed you have too much time on your hands. I have too much time on my hands.

[@ahmadfarrall2097]

I like George’s saying that pigment running around will make him look better etc..they always got a funny twist on things. How do they come up with this stuff.

[@vsaminat]

The guy who played the Moyle has to be the funniest guest actor on Seinfeld

[@arielbanks5557]

Mohel*

[@ChicagoIrishman]

@@arielbanks5557 Ive seen Moil too.

[@arielbanks5557]

@@ChicagoIrishman Mohel*

[@RabbiHerschel]

@@arielbanks5557 *Satanic cultist

[@jackedkerouac4414]

That actor died an awful death

[@philb6133]

Pigmen are real, and then he bred with a bear to make ManBearPig. Guys, I’m super serial.

[@kebertxela941]

ManBearPig,the ultimate omnivore.

[@gregaroivanalininovich9019]

Alex Jones was right

[@Joyx2011]

Sad they cancelled the actor that plays Kramer.

[@raze3297]

Oh no! The free market responded to consumer demand!

[@fromthehaven94]

Without a camera phone recording, there's no forced apology on late night TV.

[@sarwat18]

It is also sad that he's a racist.

[@LocalCoot]

The 'Swinefeld' episode

[@nemi-mout1874]

Lol...

[@missmartine7139]

One of the funniest episodes

[@adamskawesker5102]

A half-man half pig in New York since the 50s? Daleks in Manhattan canon with Seinfeld: Confirmed.

[@HandsomeSteveJacobson]

Kramer was Dale Gribble before King of the Hill

[@TACT1LE]

*H A L F P I G H A L F M A N*

[@Tritiuminducedfusion]

Kramer's instincts are honed.... good thing for that, that's a relief.

[@GildedShame]

We were reading The Great Gatsby in high school at the time this episode was new. Just made the show even more hilarious 🤓

[@clairegallas5866]

Yessssssss!!! Love this show

[@STO_1601]

Imagine if Kramer ran into the pigman during the 09 swine flu pandemic! He would have definitely contracted it!

[@justinbailey1756]

He has four locks on his door, lol

[@Laura-tp8wz]

Yep living in NYC 😊

[@McRocket]

It's awfully nice of Kramer to go SO out of his way to try and save the 'Pig Man'. Even if the latter was not whom/what Kramer thought he was. ☮

[@TheShayster7]

Cannot believe I’ve never seen this one. Thank you!!!!

[@prophetdansmith]

Lol 🤣

[@Cukito4]

... and Jason Alexsander DID get a small tail in another movie!

[@laylowstaylow]

Obviously the pigman doesn't have a 2seater car...

[@MrOctober44]

I've always been disappointed that they never did a follow up with the Pig man

[@stickfigureproductions2299]

Every time I think about this episode, I can't help but think about the ending of Animal Farm.

[@onewiththeragingwind6730]

Kramer told alex jones about the pigmen

[@sappho7278]

I think this was a reference to the classic Twilight Zone episode

[@jacobmanzo2788]

Oh God! It’s a Pigman! A PIGMAN!!!

[@edlobato1251]

Seinfeld is a master classic!

[@JonSmith152]

The Mohel part of this episode was absolutely hilarious, wish they would’ve brought him back

[@lonelyheroine]

He was like Rodney Dangerfield on crack.

[@TheKurtChaney]

Man I wish they could just do this show again.

[@TCM215]

Jerry doesn't want to unfortunately. They still could tough even though they are in their 60s

[@chrism3784]

jerry has no desire, he's made his multimillions, he's pretty much done and retired. he doesn't even fathom a reunion show

[@AJnyc32]

Atleast we got the reunion on curb

[@Bob-fj7lr]

Nobody caught Elaine saying "off with their heads" when referring to the Mohel lollllll

[@StonedMeadowOfDoom]

Kramer making the oink noises 🤣

[@I.____.....__...__]

Wait, WHAT‽‽‽ After all these years, I never noticed that last part with the the pig-man on Kramer's back! 😲 It's barely visible, so it's easy to miss on SD analogy TV. Thank goodness for HD digital video.

[@elusiveshadow1982]

🤣 Kramer made that series

[@jordanweaver9631]

if i hear an anguished oink ... I'm outta here!

[@Wes36Man]

You know a lot of people have a nose like this, they’re not necessarily pigmen

[@commentandlikedistributor]

here after they did another pig heart transplant for a guy

[@ninas2279]

Ahahaha Kramer stealing pig man 😂😂

[@davidfeldman9679]

My favorite episode

[@CR-xu2mw]

Hey at least, I'm no pig man! I'm using that for my online dating profile

[@grimdesaye6534]

Love those Pigmen lol

[@GoodVibes-ie7vx]

Kramer is right the military is in on this.I knew a buddy who was in the military.And the dudes that were i the the pen sent him a nasty video of a guy and a pig doing it doggy style,I didn't ask to see the video.He just flat out showed me . Saying my military friends keep showing me this...

[@ChosMan16]

Fast forward to whatever movie he’s in where he plays a guy with a tail and finds a woman totally into it.

[@kramer1916]

Th-th-th-that's all, folks!

[@josephmcfarland8442]

Pigman Baby Pigman

[@shanerose7204]

Oh, well if it isn’t Shakey the Mohel.😂

[@Rezzylite]

“Al Gore enters the chat”

[@rottenjosh2007]

one can only hope someone from mojang studios watches this clip of seinfeld and gets the inspiration to add regular pigmen to Minecraft once again . They have hogling in the nether yes but pigmen for the overworld would be nice. Then zombie pigmen can be reintroduced for the overworld having hoglins and zombie hoglins for the nether :)

[@erinm3567]

Kramer's not necessarily wrong about the chimeras and the military etc.

[@annieslammbam7802]

Fave episode, hands down.