American Psycho = Patrick Bateman Japanese Psycho = Yoshikage Kira Canadian Psycho = Ouro Kronii
@celarkАй бұрын
Suisei is now part time psycho
@corrinflakes9659Ай бұрын
@ my favourite country, Parttimestan.
@AszBlaster1802Ай бұрын
Glad to be a full time psycho
@NeuronActivationАй бұрын
Knowing about Kroniis mom, how fit she is. And also being into martial arts and fitness. Kroniis personality starts to make more sense
@yong9613Ай бұрын
I thought there are plenty of kroniis craving for being stepped on, why not double down and be martial arts punching cushion too.... 🤔🤔🤔
@The_Real_Mr_AlАй бұрын
I just hope her parents aren't too pushing and demanding, but loves her for who she is. I am fortunate to have grown up with such parents, too many sadly haven't.
@FeroceАй бұрын
@@The_Real_Mr_Al Knowing the talents of Hololive, Kronii is probably the one pushing herself. They're all workaholics.
@xhyunDaАй бұрын
i read being as boing for some reason. am i just horny?
@Icetea-2000Ай бұрын
You mean with her being perfection incarnate already?
@alexbucspАй бұрын
Fun fact: The Keto diet was developed in the 20´s and was intended to reduce the frequency and intensity of epileptic seizures in children.
@ChristianStoutАй бұрын
1920s, or 2020s?
@byehello8258Ай бұрын
@@ChristianStout20 B.C
@nyeeeofthestarsz1804Ай бұрын
@@ChristianStout 1620 before christ
@uHasioorrАй бұрын
@@ChristianStout 1920
@oliverer3Ай бұрын
Huh, that's pretty interesting was there any merit to it? 🤔
@iminyourwallz420Ай бұрын
So thats why her mannager said she was like American Psycho
@PootaatoooАй бұрын
I live in the Canadian Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Ouro Kronii. I’m Infinite years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I’ll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Ouro Kronii. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.
@M0A0R0k00W0Y0L0D0EАй бұрын
lol this raiden reference 😆
@MaJuYoАй бұрын
Is it a Jojoref?
@ThePeteriarchyАй бұрын
God, I forget how much fun that movie was, especially from all the internal monologuing.
@MrMajentaАй бұрын
Patrick's speech always makes me think of My name is Ouro Kronii. I'm infinity years old. My house is in the northeast section of Promiseland, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Cover Corp department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone
@kite2036Ай бұрын
@@M0A0R0k00W0Y0L0D0EWait.... Rocketjump raiden?
@UnknownCircuit182Ай бұрын
Kronii suffering from success
@JuliusCaesarsBestFriendForNowАй бұрын
"Let's see Paul Allen's card, nya." -Kronii
@WaterMelon27Ай бұрын
Kronii -Care about her body -Wants to wear some cute clothes -Skincare person Kaela -didn't to care about her body but she likes sports, and makes her very fit -Cute is forbidden -Skincare? What's that? Both of them really like north and south pole, but somehow they really make a good duo every stream
@marinda653Ай бұрын
Kaela is the duke of the north to kronii's villainess
@TakotinoАй бұрын
Exactly because they're opposites that they kinda complete each other.
@bobuilder4444Ай бұрын
2:26 "Murder is bad", Yeah I agr- "cause your gonna get caught." ...
@AnimuRassleTheaterАй бұрын
How nice of Kronii to provide convenient sound effects for when she goes for the Kopium. Very considerate of clippers.
@DavidCaudryАй бұрын
Kronii : "You can always get thinner, look better"
@specialnewb9821Ай бұрын
Nah, sometimes you look too scrawny. Sometimes thicker is better.
@fangorn23Ай бұрын
"you sound like a pug" I'M SO GLAD IT WASNT JUST ME WHO NOTICED. also stop breeding pugs. stop buying pugs. just let them breathe properly by breeding them with regular non-squashed breeds.
@joshriley2936Ай бұрын
It felt so crazy to find out that pugs used to have more of a proper snout that they could breathe much better with.
@aerthreepwood8021Ай бұрын
2:15 There's a good chance that neither did Patrick.
@cougrs48Ай бұрын
Kronii, you are Patrick Bateman, for God's sake. lol
@NecromancyForKidsАй бұрын
A common mistake people make when they try to lose weight is not weighing themselves at the same state each day. IE empty stomach vs full stomach, wet from shower vs dry.
@EndoftheBeginning17Ай бұрын
And even then it also can fluctuate if one weighs after emptying bowels in the morning versus weighing before emptying bwels (can be the different of a pouund or so
@adamw2785Ай бұрын
The ketogenic diet isn't a weightloss diet in the first place. It's a therapeutic diet designed to minimize seizures for people with epilepsy, predominantly children.
@durandus676Ай бұрын
0:21 she’s so silly, it’s literally water weight first. I go from 150-165 because I drink so much water. I’m hard stuck 17%bf
@ReaperherpderpАй бұрын
Yep… the first like 10 lbs is almost all water weight that instantly comes back
@konnen7354Ай бұрын
Sometimes i worry about her lol.
@felixthescholarlytitan4437Ай бұрын
Only sometimes?
@T0mmy7777Ай бұрын
Nah she's perfect
@LimrassonАй бұрын
She is like the soviet union, red flags everywhere and falling apart. For instance didn't she started dieting like a year ago? What the heck? Just listening to all the hassle dieting entails makes me tired of life. And for what end? Looking good? Why... Gain weight just to lose weight, what a pointless hassle, it's like inventing problems for yourself to solve. So much free time apparently.
@comradeofthebalance3147Ай бұрын
@Limrasson She was, then she stopped for a reason which I have forgotten. Recently (A month ago or so) she restarted. Edit: Typo
@LimrassonАй бұрын
@@comradeofthebalance3147 At this point it might be time to accept Chonkeronii
@AngellishVАй бұрын
1:19 Kronies never miss a chance.
@Lazy034Ай бұрын
0:37 "What did you have to go through to come up with this kind of idea?!" Ketosis, Kronii. They had to go through ketosis.
@theewatchfuleyeseesyouАй бұрын
"Don't do it, cause you are gonna get caught!" Never resonated more with a sentiment than this
@sidharthkm5030Ай бұрын
Keto is just a pure fat diet. It's not bad but when you cut out carbohydrates, you lose a lot of water weight initially. That's normal. Advice to any person trying to lose weight, stick to a normal diet, include every food group. Eat low calorie dense foods just keep the calories low and do some cardio (not to lose weight but to keep your heart healthy).
@Real_MisterSirАй бұрын
Local time lord at 95% of her full power, still seeks to reach 100% cus "teehee wanted to feel cute"
@astuteanansi4935Ай бұрын
I love that Kronii's main objection to murder is "it's illegal and you're gonna get caught", and only then does she add "also murder is bad" almost as an afterthought. :D
@xT3DАй бұрын
bro i read the title as IRL dating and was so confused while watching the clip
@chickennoodle8546Ай бұрын
let's see Paul Allen's skincare routine
@MushMooonАй бұрын
pro tip chat dont chase a number but rather your energy levels and how you feel overall
@ZikimaruАй бұрын
idk man, if she can't handle a spooder, imagine another person 😂
@kazukinowaАй бұрын
Actually hell for Kronii for starting diet during Christmas and New Year lmfao.
@differentone_pАй бұрын
Carbs are important. Just use low calorie carbs. Any cereals.
@TheRealZachHadelАй бұрын
"Canadian Psycho... You have NO idea..." *looks at closet full of corpses*
@godofthegodsАй бұрын
-I'm on a diet. -What? Kronii, you're kidding, right? You look great... so fit... and thin. -Well, you can always be thinner... look better.
@MNomicoNАй бұрын
"...hey, Kaela!"
@samuelvavia8920Ай бұрын
I love my blue clock champion of Slaanesh, Kronii Ouroman
@ChiefBigBeefАй бұрын
I love Kronii QQ
@MrHidePattenАй бұрын
Now I just need a little animation of Kronii jiving its Hip to be Square…
@genremutt8987Ай бұрын
"I would never kill anyone ... probably." Eep
@williansnobreАй бұрын
"Don't do it because you'll get caught" Yup, Psycho confirmed
@lanoche23 күн бұрын
Kronii is the type of girl that would play 'Hip to be Square' by Huey Lewis and the News while wearing a raincoat indoors.
@Felipe-xt4id20 күн бұрын
Damn, it's like reading something direct from Ed tumblr
@skipskip342Ай бұрын
Canadian psycho goes hard
@TubewatcherdudeАй бұрын
I really hope she’s ok. This diet has been a topic on most of her streams and it doesn’t sound like a very heathy way to lose weight almost starving herself all the time, it’s worrisome.
@KevinKillNationАй бұрын
I respect Kroni's dedication to her diet.
@cowshrptrnАй бұрын
Someone needs to make a mashup of Kronii breathing w/ Fauna's "Don't sniff me!" clip.
@shizunakuroshiАй бұрын
Kronii is a real perfectionist
@metazareАй бұрын
Easiest thing I did when I wanted to lose some extra pounds was just go down to one meal a day. Pick a time of day to eat, and cram the food in. You get used to it really quickly and a lot of that extra fat disappears real quick. Drink water to ward off any stomach pain or cravings. That extra fat falls off REAL fast.
@UltimaKeyMasterАй бұрын
Kronii: I would never kill anyone! Calli: *fresh off two Bangs* Alright lets have a productive week-
@xmixaplixАй бұрын
we going back to subway blender drink xD
@Necroskull388Ай бұрын
“You’re like Patrick Bateman” “No I’m not because i need to be more like him :(“
@T33K3SS3LCH3NАй бұрын
Yeah Keto is actually useless for dieting. The "ketogenic effect" does not help to "burn fat faster". Whether you lose weight still depends on whether you burn more calories than you take in, and nothing else. Studies have shown that it is less effective than more conventional approaches for weight loss, since fewer people manage to stick with it. The main reason that it works for some people is that it provides them with a reason to reject most types of sweets and snacks, which you really don't need keto for. Keto was originally invented to help with certain types of seizures. For healthy people, there is no good reason to choose it.
@RiotenianАй бұрын
Kronii's hidden cravings might regret this diet in a few days for the Christmas Eve & Day feast. Happy for her progress tho!
@seisoch6969Ай бұрын
hearing her breathing so clearly is really weird, like you usually dont see or even think about that when seeing a 2D model, but i kinda like it
@plusultrafitnessАй бұрын
For anyone who tries Keto, you will lose a lot of weight over the course of the first week or two because your lack of carb consumption will cause you to deplete your glycogen stores from your liver and muscle. Glycogen can easily make up 5 to 10 pounds of weight on a person and is often what we call 'water weight'. A lot of people feel successful with keto cause they lose weight so quickly but due to how ones' appetite may feel like in Kronii's case or other psychological shifts for better and for worse, it can affect your ability to stay on that diet and then the weight comes back even faster then how it left. The best diet is the one you'll stick to and feel good enough while sticking to it, fitness and health is a marathon not a sprint!
@sparking023Ай бұрын
There are all sorts of diets for a reason: not everyone has the same body and goals. Keto does wonders to some people, but it won't be as efficient for others. The one unifying thing is that, if you want to lose weight, you gotta ingest less calories than you burn. You can eat a ton if you also burn two tons. That said, I feel like we need Kronii to enact the best scenes of of Patrick Bateman for our own Canadian Psycho short film.
@Calamity_InsuranceАй бұрын
"Canadian Psycho" is wild😂Patrick Bateman but he's very polite while he murders you.
@MaximusLightАй бұрын
Well that's unhinged, also though; keto isn't really that healthy, it works because people in modern society tend to eat more calories than they need. You can achieve similar results with a high protein diet and just eating less carbs. Oh well so long as she doesn't over do it.
@ThatchNetherfoldАй бұрын
The food pyramid was a lie.
@comradeofthebalance3147Ай бұрын
But protein is much more expensive no?
@SSRB1992Ай бұрын
Kronii: -"I would never kill anyone. Probably"! Me:-"Ahaa! I readily believe it! After all, this is said by the one who kills everyone without exception...with her flow of TIME. Slowly and painfully".
@ItsDSPАй бұрын
She’s the female Canadian Jerma 😳
@TheMexRAGEАй бұрын
Keto is probably the only diet that have worked for me...but damn it is expensive where i live...
@rice_frying_shrimpАй бұрын
girlypop had a sixpack and said "damn that sucks, I need to go harder"
@steelblakeАй бұрын
Kronni: I never would kill anyone Well...Patrick also didn't kill anyone so I guess that balances that out
@nanopulpАй бұрын
Let's see Paul Allen's rigging 😮
@azvkaАй бұрын
"Well, you can always be thinner... look better."
@brawl145Ай бұрын
"My audio setup can't get any better." Go get yourself the 3dio mic 😂
@sirius1807Ай бұрын
Kronii wants to fit in
@franc8023Ай бұрын
be easy guys she want be pretty to FBI database
@sturmfall1050Ай бұрын
lmao Got it, Kronii. Don't kill people. Not because it's wrong or anything. But because I'll definitely get caught.
Ай бұрын
She has the perfect audio setup until she has to do a collab, then it’s just Xbox mic. 😂
@tatewaki2000Ай бұрын
Kroni can gain several hundred pounds and she won't look different. Perks of bein' virtual...
@GregAtlas26 күн бұрын
If you're hungry on keto you're either not eating enough or not getting enough fat content. Keto isn't intended to be a calorie restrictive diet. Even if you implement intermittent fasting you just condense the same amount of calories into a shorter period of time.
@HazeOvOАй бұрын
I did keto for 1 month, lost a bunch of weight immediately but then quit bc I was dieing inside. Instead went for the old fashioned basically starving myself + exercising and it was unironically better (but slower obv) It's 2 years later and I still can't eat sausages, It literally ruined them for me they make me sick to my stomach now.
@mhdamlilАй бұрын
SHE'S REAL? NO WAY
@meisterl0Ай бұрын
I'm also in a diet for the Christmas break but I still ate a single donut 🍩 2 hours ago, it's so hard 😢
@celarkАй бұрын
Kronii, we love you, just please dont let perfection control your life ❤, imperfect is being human. You are worthy as you are without trying to be perfect. From, a previous perfectionist.
@ShirakoriMioАй бұрын
She needs to diet a little shower hahaha
@VinnyDeez-Ай бұрын
keto is crazy i only lasted 5 days
@bras7855Ай бұрын
She should try combining keto and intermittent fasting, its a combo diet thats been getting popular recently ive tried it myself and lost 50 pounds in three months
@Puffleman24Ай бұрын
I'm surprised I've never heard anyone talk about whether or not the _forbidden knowledge_ matches Kronii's stories xD
@johkerx9107Ай бұрын
There’s hardly any to go off tbf
@Puffleman24Ай бұрын
@johkerx9107 Fine by me, I don't need to know anything!
@sakamotothecat17Ай бұрын
What do u mean?
@dvoted._Ай бұрын
that is a weirdo behavior
@vedymin128 күн бұрын
Water fast for me, best to do it when you have free time tho, couse first days can be...painful. Also have some electrolyte supplements and water should be high in minerals. After your body runs out of sugars and resets to burning fat tissue, the weight will fall quite fast. Do only light exercises and not too much, walk alot. At first i would not go beyond a week, then refeed with good homecooked food. After you get some experience with how your body reacts you can try to push longer, be careful tho and have some food readily available just to be safe.
@ThisIsToXiNАй бұрын
sounds like validation issues
@GurenKitsuneАй бұрын
Should watch vesper and kronii talk "noo you need to take your glasses off other kronii judges me"
@mumtrzАй бұрын
Yeah she made it clear that she's seeking the most important of validations: her own I'm not doing any specific diet myself but I do think not hating the person you spend 100% of your time with is kind of important (that's you, I mean not hating yourself)
@tokiomitohsaka7770Ай бұрын
Keto is a meh diet that isn’t very sustainable for most people. Carbs are good too. Just have a balanced diet with plenty of protein, fiber, and if you want to lose weight, be at a slight caloric deficit so you’d lose weight slowly and not feel miserable.
@SplittingOfPridesАй бұрын
To much cameras. I agree with Kronii.
@WeirdProsАй бұрын
What is this offbrand of Keto she's on? Pack your day with fats, you NEVER get hungry. That's what ketosis is LOOKING for.
@sandwhale1862Ай бұрын
A mainstay for me was steak, eggs, mushrooms, and asparagus. Pretty filling meal.
@Graxu132Ай бұрын
Meanwhile me, finally happy that I'm gaining weight😭
@BrunofanofKАй бұрын
I support kroni here. Overweight is the definition of a first world problem but it still a problem. Even attempting and failing is better than simply letting go and become a circus atraction.
@ssson8357Ай бұрын
I'm kinda concerned about her
@McDudesАй бұрын
Isnt she already really in shape?
@KazutoIshinАй бұрын
So if it were legal
@AszBlaster1802Ай бұрын
Im gonna get caught? Is that a challenge?👀
@undead_corsairАй бұрын
People need to stop doing these buzzword diets. Keto was designed for children with epilepsy, not general weight loss. You need healthy fats, carbs and proteins for a balanced healthy diet. You should never cut a whole food group out unless there is a real medical need. If you want to lose weight, you should simply eat smaller meals, exercise more, and ensure you're getting the right balance of nutrients and a lot of fibre. Please talk to a doctor about your nutrition, don't take on these internet fad diets, they are often not well researched and inappropriate for most people.
@trustindean5164Ай бұрын
I guarantee 100% she is like maximum 150 lbs
@achtzenАй бұрын
Is her RL life oppai really same size as her avatar?
@TheChrosstАй бұрын
Diets are stupid. They aren't sustanable 90% of the time- at the end of the day, its literally just math. What goes in has to be equal or less than what goes out. Obviously nutrition is important but restricting food items is the worst possible way to go
@king_ltc_Ай бұрын
Diets are stupid. Just focus on getting your macros on point and strength train 3x a week. That’s it if you have normal lab work.
@SplittingOfPridesАй бұрын
Working out doesn't burn that many calories. Keeping your muscles toned is one thing, but you still need a calorie deficit. I lost 15kg just on diets(was 80kg "176lb" and now I am 65kg"143lb"). Of course I do exercises but it's mostly for muscles.
@king_ltc_Ай бұрын
@ Muscles help burn fat. That’s the reason why its recommended to both diet and strength train.
@valentinchappa6702Ай бұрын
Keto means Bacon right?
@kovaximАй бұрын
Kronii is a hidden control freak. Be it weight, audio settings, (what did I watch before this... Ah yes) her skincare ritu- I mean routine. I think it's unhealthy to be so obsessed with such things. At the end of the day, it's Kronii and she can do whatever she wants, I'm just worried it might ruin her life. On the other hand it seems like she has no hobbies. I could be totally wrong, I don't watch her, I mostly like to watch a clip of her here and there cuz she has a nice voice... Wait, they all have nice voices, nice AND unique. I just figured this out. It's like discovering hot water - in showbiz. Obviously you want to have people who either have a great voice or are great storytellers or even better - both!
@thisdude936318 күн бұрын
Vtuber simps coming to terms with the fact that rich, often pretty women behind the avatar is getting action and it won't ever be with them is always funny. Like, duh?
@lucina4726Ай бұрын
she's kinda small af already why does she need to do a diet and exercise constantly too??
@The_Real_Mr_AlАй бұрын
Meanwhile I was born early via c-sec due to malnourishment so I was a tiny, scrawny baby and I'm short for men in my family. Early medicin I had to try as a preteen for my neurodivergent needs (tourette, add, ocd and autism) caused this weird medical reaction that rapidly stimulated the growth of body fat, especially around my gut (got lotsa small scars everywhere my skin got a bit stretched trying to keep up with the abnormal speed) so as an adult in my early 30's I have since long accepted having the physique of an actual Hobbit. All I need is to transplant some of my naturally messy hair onto my feet! 😃