Kurapika: I’m home, I’m safe, I wasn’t murdered Me: HOLD UP how did you jump from *safe* to *MURDER*. Good drunk sir *N O*.
@Dontevenaskanymore Жыл бұрын
"please, with sprinkles and cherry on top with chocolate smother sh#t" had me dying 💀✋🏽
@4crystical1292 жыл бұрын
8:11 Finally a kurapika x listener where all body types are included🥲 This makes me so happy
@Laura-oq5ro2 жыл бұрын
Same
@Lorelai52 жыл бұрын
Bro i laughed so hard at this i fell off my bed and my grandma a asked me if j was ok cause i sounded like a dying cat😭✋🏻
@That.one.killua.simp. Жыл бұрын
Same here oh my god my brother saw me laughing on the floor like a dying dog to know a dying rabbit like glitch trap from five nights at Freddy’s I don’t know if you watch that but I am I sound like that my brother just came out of nowhere well he came over in high school and he know from college and he like sister are you OK because you sound like a dead bunny and I’m like no wow laughing still I was laughing so hard I almost had a heart attack well not a hardtack but I always had a laugh attack when I have laugh attacks are usually laugh so hard that I passed out on the floor like sleeping not like faint or anything I just pass out the floor like sleep and that happened and I went to bed I realized I was in bed they carried me to bed just happened and I realize about that part and I just started laughing again but I fell asleep😂
@tocamha162311 ай бұрын
Help my brother said that I sound like a spray bottle
@Eviethewerdo4 ай бұрын
Aaaaa hahahah
@zarianatremont7170 Жыл бұрын
“oh hey baby little cupcake queen princess~” Me: I love you but wtf kind of nickname was that “Why are you laying down?” Me: why are you standing?
@violetfox9140 Жыл бұрын
Kurapika: oh come on its only 2 am Me: wait hold on... 2:47 AM!!????
@ren37772 жыл бұрын
Kurapika: and be lost in those beautiful eyes of yours Me: My eyes? my eye color is dark doo doo brown🥲
@morguek1llz Жыл бұрын
the delicious aroma of wet dirt after a rainfall is quite deliteful😊
@thatoneweebperson Жыл бұрын
My eyes fucking change colors depending on lighting they are actually a blue green color but in sun the turn a emerald green and in the winter time they are more frosty blue my eyes work funny
@justine9516 Жыл бұрын
but he is right i can stare at doo doo brown color for hours (and this cause im bored in class so i usualy look at the wall of my class room which is the exact same color)
@Live.Your.Life_youth-XXX2 ай бұрын
Same. Basically almost everyone in my family have brown eyes even some of the in-laws, but at least I have some siblings who have hazel eyes, they are considered ✨rare✨in my family🫠🫠
@Secret_pride2 ай бұрын
Mine are too we in the same boat 😂
@pettyjaimes6128 Жыл бұрын
Kurapika: * telling me how he wants to eat me * Me: “ are you still drunk 👁👄👁”
@trashcan45482 жыл бұрын
Kurapikas hicupps are so adorable aaaaa!
@sarahhathaway97012 жыл бұрын
Kurapika: Even when your pregnant and you have extra weight i'd still treat you like a goddess Me: aww that's sweet, WAIT PREGNANT?!?!?!?
@everybodylikeme7035 Жыл бұрын
Bro I got the same reaction
@justine9516 Жыл бұрын
and a few months later we are married and have twins
@kmariwilson8225 Жыл бұрын
Kurapika : When I was with leorio. Me : ✨GAY💅 ✨
@kokichiouma86172 жыл бұрын
Wait- 3 quarters- HOLD ON- 25 + 25 + 25 = 75- HE TOOK 75 SHOTS-
@allystitcheskurta2 жыл бұрын
He just had 3 glasses but couldn’t finish his fourth lol
@kokichiouma86172 жыл бұрын
@@allystitcheskurta 😭
@LocalGlommy_bear Жыл бұрын
When he said squishy it reminded me of that one sense on finding Nemo. Dory named a jelly fish squishy 😭💕
@justine9516 Жыл бұрын
kurapika: youre a sexy marshmallow i am know imagining a marshmallow with girls legs
@Gracecia09 Жыл бұрын
Thanks to this comment i am thinking of the smart thing, ain't complaining though, he's right, that's one sexy marshmellow
@justine9516 Жыл бұрын
@@Gracecia09 i know but from what he is saying we are that marshmallow
@Gracecia09 Жыл бұрын
@@justine9516 dayum, he is right, we are sexy as fu-
@justine9516 Жыл бұрын
@@Gracecia09 we know that but he is just remiding this to us very drunkenly
@Gracecia09 Жыл бұрын
@@justine9516 it's hilarius 👍
@vermillionstears2 жыл бұрын
*died from cuteness*
@user-jz8lu2nk6w2 жыл бұрын
I just love how caring her intro is💕
@gon.freecss. Жыл бұрын
him: *talking about us staring at eachother* me: **my eyes cloesd the whole time* how dafuq u see my eyes-
@NaiNai_ml2 жыл бұрын
Kurapika:i dont care if your overweight or skinny Me:omg you to kind
@katsukiily2 жыл бұрын
the hiccups are so adorable 😭🙏
@TIWSITF Жыл бұрын
I was at first terrified and like uuuh help me out of this situation 😀 and some time later i was laughing my a$$ of on the floor 😂😭 after that i was feeling very uncomfortable.
@yesmagic78062 жыл бұрын
Omg the Edward collins reference from twilight 😭 I Love your videos💕💕💕
@_st4rzz. Жыл бұрын
If i was there i would’ve been like: “BOY. GET YO GOOFY A(NO) UP RIGHT NOW. YOU DARE TO DRINK WITHOUT ME😡😡😡”
@Icanthandlechange392 жыл бұрын
1.first 2. If we get a part 2 it needs to be hungover him 3.he sounds so friggn cute 🥰
@miamya80352 жыл бұрын
12:27 oh noooo 💀 not Edward Cullen...😬🤐
@krishniniclas93402 жыл бұрын
Omg this sooo cute. Actually this made my depression fade away. Thank you
@Th4t_0n3Simp-ui6mx3 ай бұрын
"Your Squishy... like a marshmallow!" OMG IM LITERALLY A MARSHMALLOW WITH THUNDER THIGHS WHAT 🫵😨🤚
@Jazper_IsSilly2 жыл бұрын
Me during this whole video: *kicking feet and squealing* this is so cute!!!!
@skyasmr85592 жыл бұрын
Found you! Your dedication to these ASMRS is ✨B E A U T I F U L✨! How’s life?
@Jazper_IsSilly2 жыл бұрын
@@skyasmr8559 it’s pretty good. How’s your life?
@skyasmr85592 жыл бұрын
@@Jazper_IsSilly Just got back from giving advice to a friend who is conflicted about talking to their crush. But, it’s pretty good😅
@Jazper_IsSilly2 жыл бұрын
@@skyasmr8559 they should talk to there crush and at least try and pick up hints
@bluebellsonority5632 жыл бұрын
I have already listened to it 2 hours ago but before I could comment I fell asleep xD It's the middle of the day. Your voice is just too relaxing!!
@runayomozuki6200 Жыл бұрын
5:08 got me laying on my deathbed 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@puishincheong77072 жыл бұрын
I laugh so hard when he laugh ww and he is so cute when he hiccups and drunk,I like it when he sweet talk, it so sweet and make my day
@defonotjocelle2 жыл бұрын
Barbie approves 💅✨
@Weird_kid2422 жыл бұрын
Like a marshmallow got me so happy 😁
@p0ssumjup1t3r52 жыл бұрын
Your voice makes me feel so safe :]
@zanderg704811 ай бұрын
Id be holding "scrumdillyumpsious" over his head for the rest of his life XD
@kurapika42542 жыл бұрын
Me just waking up to this gorgeous work
@killualover82912 жыл бұрын
You wanted a marshollo after this
@aura-chan8394 Жыл бұрын
Kurapika: "A marshmallow chocolate graham" Me: *Remembers that one scene in sandlot* First, you take a mallow~ Heheh pika Why do they even call them Smores?
@superkarta37622 жыл бұрын
I LOVE THIS ITS SO CUTE!!!💖💖💖💖 your voice is very nice… (and hiccups very realistic)
@shinunogarengurea7950 Жыл бұрын
I listen to this to fall asleep when I cant
@Cyberkoinu2 жыл бұрын
We need a part 2 with kurapikas hang over omg please this is so funny.
@HomuraVA2 жыл бұрын
call me crazy but the hiccups killed me😭😭😭💖💖💖💖
@Peyton02252 жыл бұрын
OMG THIS WAS SO CUTE 😭😭😭😭😭
@ThatOneFly2 жыл бұрын
Your videos are always the best Mama bean❤️😭 I love this so much, thank you🛐🛐🛐
@aura-chan8394 Жыл бұрын
I see da fly....
@RayMunson.2 жыл бұрын
Chef's kiss
@RayMunson.2 жыл бұрын
I love this so much
@gachaalina38562 жыл бұрын
Tamaki what are you doing Here?
@Kitty_.211402 жыл бұрын
OMG CAN YOU PLEASE PLEASEEE DO Kurapika x Curly haired! listener ANDDDD could you also make Kurapika x Adhd! Listener (Listener has mood swings or you could make listener can't focus at school) THANK YOU SO MUCH😭😭😭😭
@wte-de5jb2 жыл бұрын
If listener was in school kurapika would be a pedo
@animationpikachu2934 Жыл бұрын
The ADHD one I would appreciate because I have ADHD
@luccbel2 жыл бұрын
Finally I can comment 😭 I've been trying to do it since you posted but whenever I listened to it I fall asleep immediately because it relax me so much. Ngl the talk about weigh was amazing and pretty cute I teared a little bit omg 💕
@josephineconstantino1242 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU ALLY STITCHES!!!! 🤩😍🥰😘💋💛💙💛💙💛💙💛💙💝💘💖💗💓💞💕❣️
@Jazper_IsSilly2 жыл бұрын
Imagine getting here when it says no stream 😂 Can’t be me 🖐
@mayaasmrs72502 жыл бұрын
I love your vids so much they always help me sleep ☺️
@wte-de5jb2 жыл бұрын
Pregnant??????? What ☠️
@krevetochka_2 күн бұрын
Курапика: Ты мягкая зефирка. У нас есть зефир? Я хочу поджарить зефику. Я:НЕ НАДО(⊙///⊙)
@Fatima-tl1mm Жыл бұрын
Kurapika: I drank with Leorio🤭….Uu h 🥴 ME: CALLING THE POLICE !!!!! WTF YOU SCARED ME !!!!❗️❗️❗️🤚🏻
@user-gb3ov5hy9q2 жыл бұрын
please turn on subtitles😫😫
@allystitcheskurta2 жыл бұрын
Don’t worry there is! It suddenly appears in 1 hour
@user-gb3ov5hy9q2 жыл бұрын
@@allystitcheskurta I'm waiting for subtitles btlshk than anything in life, I really love your asmr especially with Kurapika. It's been 2 hours and they still don't exist, eh( 
@simp18562 жыл бұрын
Ahhh yass i waited for this
@The_Cherry_Bomb42 Жыл бұрын
UNDERRATED ❤❤❤❤❤
@renst4r-2 жыл бұрын
EXCITED TO LISTEN TO 💕💕💕
@user-db9fr2yu8z2 жыл бұрын
I didn't get this to comment bc of those videos, I keep listening to it everyday❤️, your vids are a masterpiece 💖💖💖🥰
@Rattatoing2 жыл бұрын
Yes my favorite
@just__mari2 жыл бұрын
AHHHHH HES SO CUTEEE
@sadmushrooms78422 жыл бұрын
Do a yandere 1999 killua vs yandere 2011 killua x listenetr OwO 🙏🙏🙏
@Ayamiii.2 жыл бұрын
aaaa!! Yesss ^^ drunk pika is the best pika :3
@That.one.killua.simp.8 ай бұрын
Not that part where he says I do shit for you bro that was that caught me off guard. Oh my gosh.😂😂🎉
@Weird_kid2422 жыл бұрын
I love this !!!! 🥰🥰
@mileanamoore4345 Жыл бұрын
What the? Kurapika what happened to you have you been drinking again?😳😳😳
@F3SKY Жыл бұрын
i really need this
@vermillionstears2 жыл бұрын
YAAASSS THANK YOU ❤️🔥
@superkarta37622 жыл бұрын
приветики😈😈😈
@vermillionstears2 жыл бұрын
@@superkarta3762 😭привет.
@animationpikachu2934 Жыл бұрын
Me staring at the Wall while listening to this and starting you regret My whole existence 😓 Also him trying to eat me Me : * throw squishmillow at me*
@miyaa12492 жыл бұрын
Kurapika I love you sm but what are those petnames 😭😭
@foxykurta26722 жыл бұрын
i like this a lot
@delilah95752 жыл бұрын
I literally started yelling at him is like in country achten and cursed at him now I feel bad:c
@delilah95752 жыл бұрын
BUT LOVE THE VIDEO
@jennifertattershall91412 жыл бұрын
11:35 you are online
@allystitcheskurta2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@carlys.8573 Жыл бұрын
😔🖐🏻💀🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂 *Chokes*
@addytattershall373312 күн бұрын
Hello, my dear❤
@Mafu_chi2 жыл бұрын
Thanks a lot. I will wait for new asmr 💓💓
@iwasagirlineldiadoingalrig7290 Жыл бұрын
Aww im in love
@Nana_263 Жыл бұрын
I love this 🥹
@Woozy-qi5lt2 жыл бұрын
can you also do this in reverse? like a drunk listener audio?
@ml4.hannie2 жыл бұрын
Ok I was watching an anime then I saw this and ran upstairs to get my headphones-
@Hope-Kio2 жыл бұрын
The vid is nice and funny realy...but the comment 😂
@goldenlightning16282 жыл бұрын
I love this but I have a good idea for the next request I don't know it's probably be stupid do you think you could do another kurapika x listener and I am turning red simps but when gon and Killua kurapika and leorio react when listener turn to a giant red panda like mei you know form turning red when listener upset cuz she saw the others will get frightened of her redpanda but it turns out they love her red panda mostly gon and kurapika
@foxykurta26722 жыл бұрын
that a good i guess you a turningred fan are
@goldenlightning16282 жыл бұрын
@@foxykurta2672 yes I am I got bored so I want to listen to something else and besides the turning red ASMR those guys are not really having a great day really because somebody trying to be the victim and messing things up I don't want to talk about the rest because thinking about just make me angry
@foxykurta26722 жыл бұрын
@@goldenlightning1628 ouch sorry they not doing well
@moriko89282 жыл бұрын
Brush your teeth drunkula 😘
@marvypetersen29764 ай бұрын
I loved this Ally stiches
@moonlight-lx3me2 жыл бұрын
How do you know i had pockys!!!!
@HiHi-zr4hu2 жыл бұрын
hay can you do (hxh x demon listener) and ( 1999 hxh meet 2011 hxh x demon listener ) can you do it for me please mama bean 🙏🙏🙏
@your_0ne_yanfei8892 жыл бұрын
BEST ASMR (Hi its me again 🌚)
@montserratgutierrez83623 ай бұрын
Seriously I can’t resist the Laugh if I heard it in x 1.75😂😂😂😂
@GemmaSteward-sh7ry8 ай бұрын
Me thinking why he calling me a marshmallow.
@killuasimp71172 жыл бұрын
Can you do a Kurapika x drunk listener?
@allystitcheskurta2 жыл бұрын
Sure! I think it’ll sound silly and adorable ;3
@animationpikachu2934 Жыл бұрын
@@allystitcheskurtahold when will you do it
@justine9516 Жыл бұрын
@@allystitcheskurta yeah when will you do it?🤨
@That.one.killua.simp.8 ай бұрын
Why does he sound like baby Killua but drunk-
@That.one.killua.simp.8 ай бұрын
Wait, I’m reacting to this with my niece right with my aunt with my aunt who is 14 and she watches your channel but like she is daring me to watch all of these kurapika x listener videos you created and rate them one out of 20 I say this is a 50 out of a 20 because it’s slays but at the same time it’s kind of funny but I remember that one time my brother came home drunk and then I had to watch him because my grandma was sick and she didn’t have the energy to watch over him so I had to watch over him and bro I had to call his girlfriend over just to help just to get her to help Me
@WHITTIRETRIVA7 ай бұрын
Can we have a part 2 of when listener gets drunk kurapika x listener pls
@augustinereynard6196 Жыл бұрын
Is it bad if I only listen to the while I clean
@Marumaynaumayna2 күн бұрын
Omg
@giaaccount8677 Жыл бұрын
Drunk listener please?
@4crystical1292 жыл бұрын
I'M LATE
@delilah95752 жыл бұрын
24thhh
@user-gn2nr7jq1r3 ай бұрын
"Marshmallows can be sexy too" what is my man on rn💀
@Lara-_-0058 ай бұрын
So you can't do my hair 😢
@krevetochka_2 күн бұрын
Почему он называет меня толстой??? ಥ0ಥ Прямо по больному...