Kurapika Coming Home Late At Night ASMR (Drunk Kurapika x Listener)

[@fluffycow8165]

Kurapika: I’m home, I’m safe, I wasn’t murdered Me: HOLD UP how did you jump from *safe* to *MURDER*. Good drunk sir *N O*.

[@Dontevenaskanymore]

"please, with sprinkles and cherry on top with chocolate smother sh#t" had me dying 💀✋🏽

[@4crystical129]

8:11 Finally a kurapika x listener where all body types are included🥲 This makes me so happy

[@Laura-oq5ro]

Same

[@Lorelai5]

Bro i laughed so hard at this i fell off my bed and my grandma a asked me if j was ok cause i sounded like a dying cat😭✋🏻

[@That.one.killua.simp.]

Same here oh my god my brother saw me laughing on the floor like a dying dog to know a dying rabbit like glitch trap from five nights at Freddy’s I don’t know if you watch that but I am I sound like that my brother just came out of nowhere well he came over in high school and he know from college and he like sister are you OK because you sound like a dead bunny and I’m like no wow laughing still I was laughing so hard I almost had a heart attack well not a hardtack but I always had a laugh attack when I have laugh attacks are usually laugh so hard that I passed out on the floor like sleeping not like faint or anything I just pass out the floor like sleep and that happened and I went to bed I realized I was in bed they carried me to bed just happened and I realize about that part and I just started laughing again but I fell asleep😂

[@tocamha1623]

Help my brother said that I sound like a spray bottle

[@Eviethewerdo]

Aaaaa hahahah

[@zarianatremont7170]

“oh hey baby little cupcake queen princess~” Me: I love you but wtf kind of nickname was that “Why are you laying down?” Me: why are you standing?

[@violetfox9140]

Kurapika: oh come on its only 2 am Me: wait hold on... 2:47 AM!!????

[@ren3777]

Kurapika: and be lost in those beautiful eyes of yours Me: My eyes? my eye color is dark doo doo brown🥲

[@morguek1llz]

the delicious aroma of wet dirt after a rainfall is quite deliteful😊

[@thatoneweebperson]

My eyes fucking change colors depending on lighting they are actually a blue green color but in sun the turn a emerald green and in the winter time they are more frosty blue my eyes work funny

[@justine9516]

but he is right i can stare at doo doo brown color for hours (and this cause im bored in class so i usualy look at the wall of my class room which is the exact same color)

[@Live.Your.Life_youth-XXX]

Same. Basically almost everyone in my family have brown eyes even some of the in-laws, but at least I have some siblings who have hazel eyes, they are considered ✨rare✨in my family🫠🫠

[@Secret_pride]

Mine are too we in the same boat 😂

[@pettyjaimes6128]

Kurapika: * telling me how he wants to eat me * Me: “ are you still drunk 👁👄👁”

[@trashcan4548]

Kurapikas hicupps are so adorable aaaaa!

[@sarahhathaway9701]

Kurapika: Even when your pregnant and you have extra weight i'd still treat you like a goddess Me: aww that's sweet, WAIT PREGNANT?!?!?!?

[@everybodylikeme7035]

Bro I got the same reaction

[@justine9516]

and a few months later we are married and have twins

[@kmariwilson8225]

Kurapika : When I was with leorio. Me : ✨GAY💅 ✨

[@kokichiouma8617]

Wait- 3 quarters- HOLD ON- 25 + 25 + 25 = 75- HE TOOK 75 SHOTS-

[@allystitcheskurta]

He just had 3 glasses but couldn’t finish his fourth lol

[@kokichiouma8617]

@@allystitcheskurta 😭

[@LocalGlommy_bear]

When he said squishy it reminded me of that one sense on finding Nemo. Dory named a jelly fish squishy 😭💕

[@justine9516]

kurapika: youre a sexy marshmallow i am know imagining a marshmallow with girls legs

[@Gracecia09]

Thanks to this comment i am thinking of the smart thing, ain't complaining though, he's right, that's one sexy marshmellow

[@justine9516]

@@Gracecia09 i know but from what he is saying we are that marshmallow

[@Gracecia09]

@@justine9516 dayum, he is right, we are sexy as fu-

[@justine9516]

@@Gracecia09 we know that but he is just remiding this to us very drunkenly

[@Gracecia09]

@@justine9516 it's hilarius 👍

[@vermillionstears]

*died from cuteness*

[@user-jz8lu2nk6w]

I just love how caring her intro is💕

[@gon.freecss.]

him: *talking about us staring at eachother* me: **my eyes cloesd the whole time* how dafuq u see my eyes-

[@NaiNai_ml]

Kurapika:i dont care if your overweight or skinny Me:omg you to kind

[@katsukiily]

the hiccups are so adorable 😭🙏

[@TIWSITF]

I was at first terrified and like uuuh help me out of this situation 😀 and some time later i was laughing my a$$ of on the floor 😂😭 after that i was feeling very uncomfortable.

[@yesmagic7806]

Omg the Edward collins reference from twilight 😭 I Love your videos💕💕💕

[@_st4rzz.]

If i was there i would’ve been like: “BOY. GET YO GOOFY A(NO) UP RIGHT NOW. YOU DARE TO DRINK WITHOUT ME😡😡😡”

[@Icanthandlechange39]

1.first 2. If we get a part 2 it needs to be hungover him 3.he sounds so friggn cute 🥰

[@miamya8035]

12:27 oh noooo 💀 not Edward Cullen...😬🤐

[@krishniniclas9340]

Omg this sooo cute. Actually this made my depression fade away. Thank you

[@Th4t_0n3Simp-ui6mx]

"Your Squishy... like a marshmallow!" OMG IM LITERALLY A MARSHMALLOW WITH THUNDER THIGHS WHAT 🫵😨🤚

[@Jazper_IsSilly]

Me during this whole video: *kicking feet and squealing* this is so cute!!!!

[@skyasmr8559]

Found you! Your dedication to these ASMRS is ✨B E A U T I F U L✨! How’s life?

[@Jazper_IsSilly]

@@skyasmr8559 it’s pretty good. How’s your life?

[@skyasmr8559]

@@Jazper_IsSilly Just got back from giving advice to a friend who is conflicted about talking to their crush. But, it’s pretty good😅

[@Jazper_IsSilly]

@@skyasmr8559 they should talk to there crush and at least try and pick up hints

[@bluebellsonority563]

I have already listened to it 2 hours ago but before I could comment I fell asleep xD It's the middle of the day. Your voice is just too relaxing!!

[@runayomozuki6200]

5:08 got me laying on my deathbed 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@puishincheong7707]

I laugh so hard when he laugh ww and he is so cute when he hiccups and drunk，I like it when he sweet talk, it so sweet and make my day

[@defonotjocelle]

Barbie approves 💅✨

[@Weird_kid242]

Like a marshmallow got me so happy 😁

[@p0ssumjup1t3r5]

Your voice makes me feel so safe :]

[@zanderg7048]

Id be holding "scrumdillyumpsious" over his head for the rest of his life XD

[@kurapika4254]

Me just waking up to this gorgeous work

[@killualover8291]

You wanted a marshollo after this

[@aura-chan8394]

Kurapika: "A marshmallow chocolate graham" Me: *Remembers that one scene in sandlot* First, you take a mallow~ Heheh pika Why do they even call them Smores?

[@superkarta3762]

I LOVE THIS ITS SO CUTE!!!💖💖💖💖 your voice is very nice… (and hiccups very realistic)

[@shinunogarengurea7950]

I listen to this to fall asleep when I cant

[@Cyberkoinu]

We need a part 2 with kurapikas hang over omg please this is so funny.

[@HomuraVA]

call me crazy but the hiccups killed me😭😭😭💖💖💖💖

[@Peyton0225]

OMG THIS WAS SO CUTE 😭😭😭😭😭

[@ThatOneFly]

Your videos are always the best Mama bean❤️😭 I love this so much, thank you🛐🛐🛐

[@aura-chan8394]

I see da fly....

[@RayMunson.]

Chef's kiss

[@RayMunson.]

I love this so much

[@gachaalina3856]

Tamaki what are you doing Here?

[@Kitty_.21140]

OMG CAN YOU PLEASE PLEASEEE DO Kurapika x Curly haired! listener ANDDDD could you also make Kurapika x Adhd! Listener (Listener has mood swings or you could make listener can't focus at school) THANK YOU SO MUCH😭😭😭😭

[@wte-de5jb]

If listener was in school kurapika would be a pedo

[@animationpikachu2934]

The ADHD one I would appreciate because I have ADHD

[@luccbel]

Finally I can comment 😭 I've been trying to do it since you posted but whenever I listened to it I fall asleep immediately because it relax me so much. Ngl the talk about weigh was amazing and pretty cute I teared a little bit omg 💕

[@josephineconstantino124]

THANK YOU ALLY STITCHES!!!! 🤩😍🥰😘💋💛💙💛💙💛💙💛💙💝💘💖💗💓💞💕❣️

[@Jazper_IsSilly]

Imagine getting here when it says no stream 😂 Can’t be me 🖐

[@mayaasmrs7250]

I love your vids so much they always help me sleep ☺️

[@wte-de5jb]

Pregnant??????? What ☠️

[@krevetochka_]

Курапика: Ты мягкая зефирка. У нас есть зефир? Я хочу поджарить зефику. Я:НЕ НАДО(⊙///⊙)

[@Fatima-tl1mm]

Kurapika: I drank with Leorio🤭….Uu h 🥴 ME: CALLING THE POLICE !!!!! WTF YOU SCARED ME !!!!❗️❗️❗️🤚🏻

[@user-gb3ov5hy9q]

please turn on subtitles😫😫

[@allystitcheskurta]

Don’t worry there is! It suddenly appears in 1 hour

[@user-gb3ov5hy9q]

@@allystitcheskurta I'm waiting for subtitles btlshk than anything in life, I really love your asmr especially with Kurapika. It's been 2 hours and they still don't exist, eh( 

[@simp1856]

Ahhh yass i waited for this

[@The_Cherry_Bomb42]

UNDERRATED ❤❤❤❤❤

[@renst4r-]

EXCITED TO LISTEN TO 💕💕💕

[@user-db9fr2yu8z]

I didn't get this to comment bc of those videos, I keep listening to it everyday❤️, your vids are a masterpiece 💖💖💖🥰

[@Rattatoing]

Yes my favorite

[@just__mari]

AHHHHH HES SO CUTEEE

[@sadmushrooms7842]

Do a yandere 1999 killua vs yandere 2011 killua x listenetr OwO 🙏🙏🙏

[@Ayamiii.]

aaaa!! Yesss ^^ drunk pika is the best pika :3

[@That.one.killua.simp.]

Not that part where he says I do shit for you bro that was that caught me off guard. Oh my gosh.😂😂🎉

[@Weird_kid242]

I love this !!!! 🥰🥰

[@mileanamoore4345]

What the? Kurapika what happened to you have you been drinking again?😳😳😳

[@F3SKY]

i really need this

[@vermillionstears]

YAAASSS THANK YOU ❤️‍🔥

[@superkarta3762]

приветики😈😈😈

[@vermillionstears]

@@superkarta3762 😭привет.

[@animationpikachu2934]

Me staring at the Wall while listening to this and starting you regret My whole existence 😓 Also him trying to eat me Me : * throw squishmillow at me*

[@miyaa1249]

Kurapika I love you sm but what are those petnames 😭😭

[@foxykurta2672]

i like this a lot

[@delilah9575]

I literally started yelling at him is like in country achten and cursed at him now I feel bad:c

[@delilah9575]

BUT LOVE THE VIDEO

[@jennifertattershall9141]

11:35 you are online

[@allystitcheskurta]

🤣🤣🤣

[@carlys.8573]

😔🖐🏻💀🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂 *Chokes*

[@addytattershall3733]

Hello, my dear❤

[@Mafu_chi]

Thanks a lot. I will wait for new asmr 💓💓

[@iwasagirlineldiadoingalrig7290]

Aww im in love

[@Nana_263]

I love this 🥹

[@Woozy-qi5lt]

can you also do this in reverse? like a drunk listener audio?

[@ml4.hannie]

Ok I was watching an anime then I saw this and ran upstairs to get my headphones-

[@Hope-Kio]

The vid is nice and funny realy...but the comment 😂

[@goldenlightning1628]

I love this but I have a good idea for the next request I don't know it's probably be stupid do you think you could do another kurapika x listener and I am turning red simps but when gon and Killua kurapika and leorio react when listener turn to a giant red panda like mei you know form turning red when listener upset cuz she saw the others will get frightened of her redpanda but it turns out they love her red panda mostly gon and kurapika

[@foxykurta2672]

that a good i guess you a turningred fan are

[@goldenlightning1628]

@@foxykurta2672 yes I am I got bored so I want to listen to something else and besides the turning red ASMR those guys are not really having a great day really because somebody trying to be the victim and messing things up I don't want to talk about the rest because thinking about just make me angry

[@foxykurta2672]

@@goldenlightning1628 ouch sorry they not doing well

[@moriko8928]

Brush your teeth drunkula 😘

[@marvypetersen2976]

I loved this Ally stiches

[@moonlight-lx3me]

How do you know i had pockys!!!!

[@HiHi-zr4hu]

hay can you do (hxh x demon listener) and ( 1999 hxh meet 2011 hxh x demon listener ) can you do it for me please mama bean 🙏🙏🙏

[@your_0ne_yanfei889]

BEST ASMR (Hi its me again 🌚)

[@montserratgutierrez8362]

Seriously I can’t resist the Laugh if I heard it in x 1.75😂😂😂😂

[@GemmaSteward-sh7ry]

Me thinking why he calling me a marshmallow.

[@killuasimp7117]

Can you do a Kurapika x drunk listener?

[@allystitcheskurta]

Sure! I think it’ll sound silly and adorable ;3

[@animationpikachu2934]

​@@allystitcheskurtahold when will you do it

[@justine9516]

​@@allystitcheskurta yeah when will you do it?🤨

[@That.one.killua.simp.]

Why does he sound like baby Killua but drunk-

[@That.one.killua.simp.]

Wait, I’m reacting to this with my niece right with my aunt with my aunt who is 14 and she watches your channel but like she is daring me to watch all of these kurapika x listener videos you created and rate them one out of 20 I say this is a 50 out of a 20 because it’s slays but at the same time it’s kind of funny but I remember that one time my brother came home drunk and then I had to watch him because my grandma was sick and she didn’t have the energy to watch over him so I had to watch over him and bro I had to call his girlfriend over just to help just to get her to help Me

[@WHITTIRETRIVA]

Can we have a part 2 of when listener gets drunk kurapika x listener pls

[@augustinereynard6196]

Is it bad if I only listen to the while I clean

[@Marumaynaumayna]

Omg

[@giaaccount8677]

Drunk listener please?

[@4crystical129]

I'M LATE

[@delilah9575]

24thhh

[@user-gn2nr7jq1r]

"Marshmallows can be sexy too" what is my man on rn💀

[@Lara-_-005]

So you can't do my hair 😢

[@krevetochka_]

Почему он называет меня толстой??? ಥ0ಥ Прямо по больному...

[@Lara-_-005]

Bro im bald 😢