Twisted Pair: The Best Movie Of All Time?

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IT'S BREEN TIME! I think about Neil Breen almost every day of my life, so I figured it was time I watched another one of his movies. Come along as we watch his newest movie: Twisted Pair. How does it compare to Fateful Findings? LEt's find out!
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[@CharlieR02]

Why does this film look like an iMovie I’d make as a school project and me and my friends improvised the whole thing in the last five minutes

[@ambpin2656]

true, tho 😂😂😂

[@mj-cd9fr]

What school do you do to with an approximately 50 year old man named Neil?

[@beaugantz4888]

Are you neil?

[@cashmoneyfart]

kj bro he’s like 60😳😳

[@rubykgarrett]

but do you still get an A+

[@amirotzar1911]

Big Neil: "Don't talk to me or my son ever again."

[@QIANAXX]

Neil is the new Karen, Neil is the head Karen now

[@inlovewithnana]

They can't hear me because their listening to kids bop

[@zoe-ik4ju]

i just made it one thousand :)

[@kingayy9267]

@Zoe Graves May I ask why you wanted to tell them that? Not being mean, just curious :)

[@zoe-ik4ju]

You Tube idk i just wanted them to know they hit one thousand likes ig 🙃

[@umm_selena7933]

Is no one going to talk about how he used a glass shattering sound when a painting was broken on his head

[@linaghoname6888]

5sos fam Directioner Limelight Mixer lol it was in a glass frame

[@umm_selena7933]

@@linaghoname6888 lol dang I didn't realize/notice that

[@eboniuwu1054]

5sos fam Directioner Limelight Mixer 😂

[@PEPPERslim_]

I like how Kurtis assumes the movie was made by a team and not just Niel on a laptop

[@TaylorBarnes-hs5ot]

It can't have been a laptop, Neil hates those. It was probably just imovie

[@senilerodent]

@@TaylorBarnes-hs5ot he made it with his mind. his bree-ain

[@misschocoki]

Neil Breen is actually a very hard worker, and his filmmaking skills are absolutely amazing. Except, everytime he successfully finishes a movie after so much hard work, he jumps in excitement which causes his explosions to ruin it all. He’s so tired afterwards that he just says “agh bologna” and just makes up whatever this movie was to make up for it

[@iexist646]

@@senilerodentgot me firm as a brick with that one.

[@EllaIngram]

I can’t get over how all of Neil Breen’s lines are delivered with a completely flat tone and with no discernible emotion on his face 😂😂

[@Angie-Pants]

"i can't believe you committed suicide."

[@CCrispyyy]

👁__👁

[@jacobh.2973]

"Come follow me, they can't hurt me"

[@Reminji]

It's obviously because he's half AI! Programmable Virtual DNA.

[@stephaniepapaleo521]

Ella Ingram it’s Neil’s Method Acting. I think he missed a few classes or he’s bringing flat back. 😌 😴 💤 flat acting, the world just hasn’t caught on yet 😂

[@sophiab6239]

“What’s new with Neil, where’s he Breen?” Wow.

[@ThatsEPIC1]

Sophia B he did it so subtly too 😂

[@alyssa010]

I’m gonna hear that explosion sound effect in my nightmares tonight

[@heartsfromyoms]

fellow squidward

[@alyssa010]

@@heartsfromyoms Ah HELLO

[@anony20087]

I already did😔

[@mayapapaya02]

don’t you mean dreams?

[@lcf3179]

im gonna see your profile pictures in my nightmares tonight 😔

[@sasara_simp]

The fact that Kurtis' skits parodying the scenes have better quality than the actual movie kills me

[@smileyfacepalm]

With Neil Breen's age, those skits will kill him too.

[@tianaley5805]

let's not go too far

[@mateolachone8841]

That was online for Neil monster

[@timohara7717]

Well what's quality is this kzbin.info/www/bejne/rpyakqBsmMeGmrc and if you watch fully you gain 2 subs legit but if you lose you'll be as crappy as the kovie

[@dragon_cheez6718]

It’s true though

[@davasatephelps8537]

I love how Kurtis' cut-scenes have a more captivating plot than this whole movie

[@gina6779]

This comment tho 😂😂😂

[@ravenakhelo2686]

@@gina6779 ikr!

[@diggygorgonzola3467]

Whether this is a joke or not it’s true

[@landonseebeck1197]

I know right

[@randomkword]

@@diggygorgonzola3467 ?!?!! You Danny Gonzalez rip off! Look at you even using his face as your icon!

[@jmcman6104]

I love how the painting breaking over his head made a glass breaking noise

[@kenzielynn1047]

Well it was framed so it could’ve had glass over it lol

[@lvbboi9]

Someone make a Mario 64 meme out of that scene

[@broadex9080]

Could have been a mosaic lol

[@mollykircher3104]

That was hilarious dude

[@ThatWeirdo04]

Well paintings are usually stored in glass frames, so...

[@joeygoh123]

Neil Breen’s movie scenes look like every Episode game ever but live action

[@watakashe6072]

OH MY GOD

[@madalinabughiu9117]

I CAN’T EVEN PROCESS HOW RIGHT YOU ARE !!!!!!!!

[@kazakukog]

ok i actually laughed

[@shayla1416]

You cracked the code

[@alanameneilly7923]

I’ve never read a more accurate comment

[@michaelmcdowell7096]

I love the building explosion scene. He told them to follow him, he's clearly the only one who survived.

[@cass6082]

Follow me! I’ll save you! *teleports out of four story window*

[@zombiechicken7114]

Right? He says follow me they can't hurt me. Then leaps out of a building. They don't follow. But if they did they would totally die anyway!! What was the concept here??????

[@Dakotapickle]

He couldn't afford to edit them jumping out a window

[@ericaslitytchannel9217]

this is like one of those weird ass dreams that seem completely normal in the moment but make no sense when you wake up

[@kalifinch8376]

omg right, like yeah you're not lucid enough to be like wait this can't happen, but you're lucid enough for there to be a shard of a storyline. god I had one last night woke up in a cold sweat

[@spacecat3198]

I think you may be right. Maybe Breen had dreams (Breen dreams) thought they were great and just wrote a script and here we are. In fact the same for all his movies.

[@cateatfood6634]

tfw my dreams are always like that. Friends and family in real life aren't themselves in dreams. My spouse is the opposite gender and a different race, my children morph into animals, hell at a lot of points animals and humans morph into one another; places seep into each other, like my old jobs aren't them, I stead they're my home mixed eith the building, or school or a mixture of all 3. I'll be in one "scene" and it just changes to another but also just morphs or seeps into another until it's completely different. I don't know how dreams are supposed to be, but my spouse tells me none of that is normal.

[@spacecat3198]

@@cateatfood6634 Who else is to say what’s normal in dreams? To me this is fairly normal but my dreams (mainly nightmares) are strange and trippy too (in a different way). It’s wholly subjective and you’re totally fine.

[@cateatfood6634]

@@spacecat3198 I have never talked to anyone else about my dreams and how they're structured (or lack of), so I don't really know what's "normal". He's a weirdo, as the few dreams he remembers he says they're almost like waking life and he mostly dreams about work. That sounds like a bummer. Tbh I dream a lot about my old jobsz which I kiss dearly. I haven't worked in 6 years :( What you said makes sense about dreams being subjective, though. 😁

[@wyre111]

im pretty sure that the budget for this movie was $100 $20 for a green screen and $80 to pay the 3 actors: Neil, Neil, and Neil

[@curlyhaircupid]

And the fake beard for $2

[@malachitemalice]

And a few cents for the stock footage

[@katelinteegarden-hagen9]

IMDb says the budget was "$3 (estimated)" lmao

[@valeriegrey8328]

@@katelinteegarden-hagen9 omg it does. also the eagle is on the cast list lmaooo

[@bubblegummochi.3294]

@@katelinteegarden-hagen9 Honestly i’m not even surprised

[@meaganward4727]

I’d like to think that Neil uses houses that he’s supposed to sell as filming locations

[@1cepool]

Meagan Ward not even to film the actual house, he just covers it with green screens and runs around

[@arelyperezsalcedo9096]

Some of these scenes were filmed at my college 💀 idek how he got permission

[@batwingsoda]

Arely Pérez Salcedo legends don’t ask for permission 😎

[@maddieh4882]

Arely Pérez Salcedo ask for forgiveness, not permission when you’re as cool as Neil Breen

[@salorarae8689]

Meagan Ward lil tay who

[@maplesyrup1223]

The fact neil breen only uses one boom sound affect is honestly the funniest fucking thing ever

[@imahumanlarva3248]

What's better is that he doesn't even overlap the sound effects. They just end and repeat. Like bro let the explosions finish 😭

[@er3ctiledysfunct1on88]

I feel like Neil Breen has only heard what movies are but has never seen one.

[@elegantdisarray]

Neil Breen is an alien, confirmed. 👽✌

[@tsmotions3446]

I feel like he’s a time traveler from 1914 who just got to the future and he’s trying to test out every special effect ever but he’s really bad at it.

[@svh01]

@@tsmotions3446 u have it backwards. He's from 3014 and trying to show us the future while using "retro" tech. He's beyond our comprehension.

[@tsmotions3446]

@@svh01 exactly lol

[@livispuzzled]

@@tsmotions3446 lmao he saw that wwi started and said peace out bitches

[@bonnie7889]

I love how Neil wore the same Levis jeans and black long sleeves shirt the whole time. Such a simple man.

[@zeefaaldown3231]

Honestly 😂

[@Sovvene]

600th

[@Pandaface43]

Every film this man makes is like a Threat Level Midnight-esque movie. If Michael Scott was super into sci-fi this would literally be it.

[@Ari-dq3qb]

YOU ARE SO RIGHT

[@louisecram2616]

The worst thing is that threat level midnight is acually better... and it's supposed to be bad!

[@faithmedlock8671]

I swear I can never take Kurtis seriously. Even his sponsorships sound sarcastic

[@abigailcole4972]

faith destiny facts, I can never tell if his laugh is real

[@Thas2]

Play With your C L A N M A T E S

[@stephaniepapaleo521]

faith destiny it’s next level 💥 sarcasm 💥 definitely!!

[@stephaniepapaleo521]

Jordan Campbell I like the fact he’s witty! 💗 Smart people

[@anurvi1463]

I thought the whole ad was sarcastic

[@theorenbrown2924]

Kurtis legit looks like he’s holding back tears during those action shots

[@deeznuts-zm9ze]

I am.

[@pedroks7756]

@@deeznuts-zm9ze i'm not i was just straight up crying

[@masteroogway6559]

i find it so sweet that kurtis worried about the well-being of his subscribers . he tries to warn us whenever there’s a section of a movie that may make us uncomfortable. it really does show how much he cares for all of us :)

[@clairefazel8470]

He really is super considerate.

[@hopea998]

I love that about him

[@evelynserenhastings]

Or he doesn’t want his video to get taken down lmao

[@axshy8446]

Evelyn Hastings or he’s a considerate human being and understands that certain things can be triggering to sexual assault victims

[@MortusSweet]

Dolxs L lol

[@meganrudacille878]

The dialogue sounds like a story I’d write in seventh grade creative writing class thinking I was edgy and cool

[@casperina2439]

420th like 😎

[@elizabethdesruisseau7826]

Yes spot on

[@topolinapoodle16]

the whole scene with him breaking into her house is like a fever dream what will this man do next i’m scared

[@missundies]

Yup, something's not right

[@gabrieltiq412]

@MB It's like... less than a minute? Okay maybe a minute

[@gabrieltiq412]

@MB Yw, just feels a lil sad to act like its world war 2 footage u know?

[@vilya9296]

@@gabrieltiq412 I mean he whole ass pretended to rape her and that's like, not very good too

[@allysilman1631]

@@gabrieltiq412 literally nobody acted like it was 'WW2 footage', they literally just said it made them uncomfortable. Pretty sure any decent person would feel uncomfortable watching a scene where a man breaks into a woman's apartment and attempts to rape her...

[@HighguyMcfly]

The funniest part about Breen running through those exploding buildings is that he keeps telling people to follow him to safety but the people never follow him, he just jumps from the 10th story onto ground while the buildings explode behind him.

[@hannahstokes1065]

Kurtis, your shirt looks like the walls at a kids dentist office. I’m not complaining

[@vii7683]

:0

[@laurztafoya4486]

Pft yeah seems legit

[@Rafael-kr6zv]

I want one 😢

[@charitysellman5679]

Wow.....yes..yes it does

[@stalememes3574]

Or an aquarium

[@cyrinmanning6797]

I was trying to watch this, but Neil Breen destroyed my laptop before I could finish :(

[@raidane6343]

underrated , man. haha

[@elizabethdesruisseau7826]

Dane Elaine Tabud agreed lol

[@gabidoo9304]

Oh my god same! I just got it fixed! That’s why I’m so late to the video 😔

[@leewhite4955]

Ask him for a new one. He probably has plenty left over from his $7k movie budget.

[@kingayy9267]

@Lee White Better make sure they specify monetary compensation for the replacement, otherwise Breen might try to slip them one of his "stage laptops" that no longer power on as a result of his *acting*

[@jeonginsdolphinscream]

Neil: *kills gf* Neil: "I can't believe you committed suicide"

[@rose-hk7ze]

he do be like 🧓🏻🔪 🙅🏻‍♀️ to 😔✊🏻

[@hat7475]

@@rose-hk7ze lmao😭

[@animalistic.]

He went from “🏃‍♀️🔫 🏃‍♂️” to “😭😰😪⛓Playing - SAD - By *XXXtentacion* ⛓”

[@fathiarania1058]

@@animalistic. sh lalala

[@jeremydoerksen5988]

Dude must be a cop. "The victim shot themself twice in the head, then wiped the firearm clean and threw it 20 feet."

[@Natalie-rr7db]

I think one of the reasons it's so bad is cause his voice is so monotone. He just doesn't display human emotion. It's mildly uncomfortable to listen to it.

[@lpsquestie3495]

That's because he's a part A.I

[@Babybluegalpink_]

And his acting is bad.

[@patriciavicente374]

Lps Questie even in his older movies, he is that monotone lol

[@marvelineous]

he’s if kristen stewart had acted in this movie instead of twilight

[@jalisaalanaye1662]

Mildly ? Lol I think notttt

[@Enigmatic_Lurker]

I love that he says "Follow me, you won't get hurt." As he's then the _only_ person to leave that building alive.

[@fyrefrost1898]

Somebody on set: Hey Neil, shouldn’t we actually have people for you to rescue on this rescue mission? Neil: No, we don’t have the budget for extras

[@Kairo_Banks]

Bro the SA scene was not ok but it had me in STITCHES! 😭😭😭 He was so monotone like I can’t!!! “i’m going to hurt you now” “BITCH-“

[@yourlittlefruitninja4017]

oh

[@kin1562]

“Mom called today” really made me think he was assaulting his sister

[@lvxt5342]

"Tell mom I said hi" so- I guess they are brothers?

[@capylost]

thats weird lol many couples just say “my mom” or “mom” so idrk

[@miles976]

Its incest

[@Natalie-rr7db]

Sweet home Alabama.

[@krisdoesart9643]

I just saw Call Me Kevin's video on this movie, he thought the same thing

[@glimmerCD]

“oh sorry, LET ME TAKE YOU TO DINNER” I have no clue but that whole reenactment sent me bc that’s how weird men can actually be

[@missundies]

Yes, it felt too real for me so I skipped some of it, lol.

[@mirandazhao1889]

worm

[@Km_cm8rr]

It’s low key accurate af

[@letmeinyourhouse965]

@@missundies I accidentally bumped into your comment do you want to go to internet dinner with me?

[@hektorsall]

@@letmeinyourhouse965 not with that username, dude

[@39suhanamakhija44]

PETITION FOR KURTIS TO RECREATE THIS MOVIE

[@huhthatsinteresting1644]

Comment

[@thiccthighssavelifes1190]

@Huh, that's interesting Snarky reaction comment

[@DrMoonAtNight]

Thicc thighs Save lifes snarky insult of your feet

[@huhthatsinteresting1644]

@@DrMoonAtNight a comment on the amount of tea being spilled here

[@thiccthighssavelifes1190]

@Noah N snarky JOKES ON YOU I HAVE A FEET FEDISH THAT TURNED ME ON

[@Songmorning]

I think Kurtis unironically would be in a Neel Breen movie.

[@black_boiler7978]

anyone would tbh 🤣

[@raincl0uds836]

He should collaborate with him to make a new one 😂

[@JD-bf6ws]

get neel on the phone

[@polipix_]

why does Neil Breen sound like Garfield’s inner monologue lmao

[@HartleiStansbury7]

pikato lmfaooo

[@roger_001]

HAHAHAHA OMG

[@zsofiabertrand6584]

Probably the best comment of 2019 on KZbin ever thank you

[@Thawah]

HAAAA

[@IsThisUsernameAvailable]

I'm sorry Jon

[@tomogalia]

woman: breaks picture frame over neil breens head me: good for her

[@Awesomevids757]

Her: mom called today

[@almond5651]

@@Awesomevids757 this made me think they were siblings after this

[@Awesomevids757]

Ace Stevens SAME I WAS SO CONFUSED FOR A SECOND

[@tomogalia]

@@almond5651 same!! even the fighting kinda made sense for a second lol

[@katbrooks6570]

I'm in film school and know how much films cost to make and I honestly have no idea where the $7k went

[@LakinMae5]

Drugs and laundering money, that has to be it!

[@farter3644]

@Nahima Begum yes💀

[@Skipsenberg]

I feel like we should be wondering *where the fuck the money came from.*

[@lvbboi9]

@@Skipsenberg yep

[@anony20087]

I bet it was used to pay the actors lol

[@exacto0]

you're telling me he did not get that moaning from a gay porn film he found online? seems fake

[@renhey9979]

Dude.

[@canipleasehaveyourname]

@@renhey9979 I would say the same. Dude

[@renhey9979]

Dudez

[@goghballs8938]

Dude i swear I literally recognise one of the voices

[@sachznaa]

@@renhey9979 Ikr i mean Dude.

[@tickelweiner6841]

“Justice is served” **blows up elementary school computer lab**

[@bayan8532]

now no one can play coolmathgames

[@johnlennonade4712]

@@bayan8532 damm it

[@Rishimolestskids]

@@bayan8532 shit

[@_bean_3569]

@@bayan8532 Fuck

[@Lilyjem39]

@@bayan8532 bitch

[@mekiahh364]

i wanna see what he could make with like a avengers movie type budget edit: i take that back. he would probably just buy more stock footage and green screens.

[@jane270]

Don’t forget the endless supply of laptops

[@Natalia-ve9ko]

@@jane270 just so he can proceed to destroy them

[@elizabethdesruisseau7826]

This sounds amazing some millionaire PLEASE fund this

[@mekiahh364]

i would spend all my money to watch that movie tbh

[@samrileybs]

i feel like the movie is something me and my cousin would make when we were 7 at a family reunion

[@he.said.teenjiejer]

THAT’S IT

[@grey4570]

HAHAHAHAH

[@hennegivensunday]

I feel attacked

[@hiraeth7877]

your movie would prob be better than the abomination i just watched

[@he.said.teenjiejer]

Fantastic Flygon it’d be cute at least

[@hieronymuth]

the amount of stock footage used in neil’s movies could give me a heart attack

[@dutchlinde3574]

www.amazon.com/Fateful-Findings-Morning-Ceramic-Novelty/dp/B07S9ZJ1G9

[@ri2587]

This whole movie feels like it’s just a really long KZbin sketch

[@jacoblessing7929]

Wait...does that mean he and his girlfriend were, like, role-playing the encounter in the parking lot? What??

[@jonaha.k.ashazam2535]

Jacob Lessing that’s what I was thinking!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@blairwaldorf-bass8180]

Jacob Lessing they were role playing in the house too that’s why she smashed a painting over his head

[@sploompdoomper]

I mean at least they know how to keep their relationship fresh

[@blairwaldorf-bass8180]

Sploomp Doomper right? If they’re both into it then who cares i guess lol

[@sploompdoomper]

@@blairwaldorf-bass8180 i mean its not that great to show these things without going about it in the proper way especially for people that aren't educated on assault but for the most part yeah just let adults be freaks to eachother

[@silverdandelions1908]

ik im 4 yrs later but the “ive never had a beard” would go great with the “im a surgeon” meme

[@mead0wsgates]

I want someone to talk to neil breen and convert one of these movies into a high budget movie with good actors and directors just so I can understand what he's actually trying to say

[@OO-gx6he]

Manasvini Moni right like I’m sure there is some important message but we can’t figure it out

[@misschocoki]

what if hes explaining the way to world peace but we dont understand

[@miadruckrey8629]

Neil breen is accidentally a comedic genius

[@maddalenal.2427]

“Where’s he breen?” now this is the content I subscribed for

[@hanzohasashi1995]

Same here lol

[@ghostplays8807]

Wow I love foreplay, especially the part where I smash a painting over my partners head!

[@lilvantasfan834]

Ugh, yes

[@ansleymclaughlin9497]

Raging Ghost it just gets really expensive

[@zanolo3652]

Raging Ghost *because I love girls with concussions*

[@cryptid-king]

I would say "haha yeah and the part when I call them a stupid bitch" but um 👉🏻👈🏻

[@genno3714]

Ha ha with a shatter glass sound effect

[@Sokkaeatspeople]

When Kurtis’s quality is better than the movies 💀💀💀

[@blairwaldorf-bass8180]

Significant Insignificance he did better acting lip syncing the lines than anyone did throughout the whole movie

[@portxr]

I can’t believe neil breene touched a real live eagle

[@quackkith]

nina moon! i cant believe he actually jumped off a building!

[@2516.]

i can’t believe he shot someone on the penis !

[@hobgoblin8038]

Why does Neil sound like a depressed, robotic Garfield?

[@anna_banana414]

YES

[@Kiss_My_Aspergers]

'Cause he has the cadence and apathetic sarcasm of Lorenzo Music.

[@Imcold1218]

I don't know how you decided on that. You're just right.

[@azalaiscapitaine7133]

Can you please not insult Garfield by associating him with that... thing

[@Kiss_My_Aspergers]

@@azalaiscapitaine7133 dude, Garfield isn't even that good - coming from a former fanatic. A lot of Sunday Strips are not nearly as funny as we remember them. Lasagna Cat was an interesting look at the whole Garfield phenomenon.

[@theoev]

"Are you ready for your filmmaking lessons?" Steven Spielberg gulps Martin Scorsese breathes heavily Quentin Tarantino nods nervously Cristopher Nolan sighs Orson Welles dry heaves Wes Anderson gasps for air David Lynch gets teary eyed Francis Ford Coppola stares blankly "Yes, Neil Breen." they say in unison

[@fionathepersona9409]

Kurtis: And she thinks no one sees her *But KALE caesar* WHEEZE

[@user-ow3eq6hy6p]

Fiona Vrapi I read this right as he said it and had an existential crisis

[@marinajoestar267]

The sexual assault scene is pretty confusing his lack of emotion and I..just dont know how to feel man.

[@radioheadfan78]

it like made my stomach churn out of uncomfyness but the fact that hes just like “b i t c h” the whole time is so funny

[@lvbboi9]

@@radioheadfan78 yeah

[@anony20087]

Why did they do it, I mean is it normal to “act” like your getting assaulted when your in a relationship?

[@mioafox]

@@anony20087 For some people that is spicy. Acting like you don't know each other or acting out dominance scenarios. Just... not THIS weirdly.

[@consentclub8431]

holy shit that was triggering

[@whawhawhawhaaaa]

No matter what, Neil always looks edited into any scene he's in.

[@gamingwithjack1332]

Oh my gosh... he totally does

[@string-cheese]

Even when he’s actually in the scene

[@SuperInconspicuous]

The scene where he bumps into the girl I thought that he was edited in I swear to God

[@astronautestever]

cuz he’s a sim

[@huzaifanagda1020]

no shit bro

[@myacct8304]

Oh my god im in TEARS!!! SCREAMING! Citizens of Kurtistown, whenever you’re feeling down on yourself, please remember that this movie exists and that anything is possible 🤣🤣🤣

[@Emily-nf7hf]

Please dig deeper into the Breen, according to his IMDB he started his own food product line in 1999 we need a follow up video

[@maopark]

F... Food product?

[@maddieh4882]

it was probably sauce *the man is dripping in it*

[@alyssabaines7911]

He (Neil Breen) made a sequel for this that released like 4 days ago... i cannot believe this or the sequel is even real

[@wriggleby]

It's so weird rewatching old videos before the mullet

[@sarahryan122]

Pls I recently found his channel and I'll jump from pre-mullet to mullet over and over again-

[@Dethamaranth]

@@sarahryan122 lmao same 😵

[@pokerface9975]

My favorite thing about the movie is that everybody had one outfit the entire time. Mans was fighting villains in jeans and a leather jacket

[@anony20087]

PLEASE-

[@AbsoluteGorbSupreme]

@Timothy A Schuler I am actually reading that for school right now

[@bcc5701]

He’s a memed version of ghostrider

[@theclaybor4352]

His girlfriend was wearing jeans and a leather jacket too, at the end. At least I think it was leather. It was kind of dark and me eyes ain't so good anymore.

[@renee7893]

Ever heard of Tom Cruise??🤨

[@fitfulflashesoflucidity227]

Fateful findings : nothing can be as cringy and awkward as me Twisted pair : hold my eagle

[@louisacapell]

This comment is highly underrated

[@fitfulflashesoflucidity227]

@@louisacapell 💗 thank you

[@sashaamara2315]

Cringey* Sorry if I sound annoying or rude

[@fitfulflashesoflucidity227]

@@sashaamara2315 Nah, literacy is important, thanks for the remark but I checked and it says that both go, as cringy being an alternative spelling

[@thatonegirl6759]

That wasn’t very cash money of you

[@yeetmgeet226]

All of his movies feel like they’re crazy fever dreams.

[@aarnituli]

"neil breen is a las vegas realtor turned indie-scifi filmmaker" so he's a real-life phil dunphy then?

[@EmberRain666]

Except that Phil Dunphy is actually good at both.

[@annawitty5303]

I saw Twisted Pair when it was in theaters for a limited time. It was like a RHPS showing only 20x crazier because we all worship this insane man.

[@vlbrto]

"we'll be clanmates" *oh my god they were clanmates*

[@Jjealous]

these movies literally looks like a final project me and my friends would make in 5th grade lmfao

[@eleftheriak.8889]

Fucking definitely

[@shankaka_99]

More 2nd

[@heartsfromyoms]

we actually made a project like this and ngl it looks better

[@anony20087]

I’ve made a better movie than this in my 3rd grade languages class😌

[@kuribayashi84]

To paraphrase Florence Foster Jenkins: _"People may say I can't make movies, but no one can ever say I _*_didn't_*_ make movies."_

[@helenagackowska8398]

Same vibes as the room lool. "you're breaking my heart" "you're tearing me apart!"

[@caseym4007]

I LOVE how he puts trigger warnings and time stamps for potentially upsetting things! so considerate! Edit: GUYS ALL I SAID WAS HE PUTS TRIGGER WARNINGS ON HIS VIDEOS, CHILL

[@pastelk]

Kurtis is so considerate and kind. He's just an overall cool dude ♥

[@azulj.9856]

@@gimmedimmy6533 some things can be very upsetting when you've suffered a very traumatizing event, you don't get to choose for other people.

[@gimmedimmy6533]

@@azulj.9856 Life can be traumatic. That's a thing. But there are that many things that could be triggering to various people that you either have total censorship or you have trigger warnings for absolutely anything that could be construed as offensive to any particular group or individual. Well, that is comprised of almost all information that is contentious or broaching topics that carry potentially upsetting things. That's a lot of trigger warnings. The very concept is utterly absurd and antithetical to the reconciliation of those traumas. The point isn't that I'm trying to decide what other people find offensive, it's that people who are going to potentially be offended are trying to dictate what is said and how it's said. What if somebody has been a victim of a severe dog attack and gets triggered by seeing large dogs in videos? Should everybody carrying content with large dogs in it have a trigger warning on their videos? What about violent content? We already have a warning. It's called a rating system and it also takes into account sexual or other graphic content. With so many people who are severely impoverished or who live in places where populations are subject to atrocious living standards, do you not see how such sentiments could be viewed as people trying to impose their standard of speech and expression on others and how egregiously entitled and ridiculous it is?

[@gimmedimmy6533]

@@julietdeane3128 What a disgusting thing to say. I was the victim of severe abuse as a child. My partner was the victim of gross sexual abuse and negligence for most of her childhood. In my life, while we're qualifying I've suffered numerous incidences of other forms of trauma, including substance abuse-induced psychoses and life threatening injuries including four fractured vertebrae, multiple other serious fractures and extensive skin grafts sustained in two separate accidents. I've also travelled extensively throughout most of the world in my nearly 40 years on it so you have no idea what I've been through, but I am able to understand and identify with you because empathy is a thing. So is self-awareness. To you I'm a perfect stranger so maybe actually read what I said and understand that perspective rather than having an indignant and immature knee-jerk reaction and spraying vitriol at me like some unhinged and maladjusted teenager. There is a discussion here worth having but I don't you're the type of person who's mature enough to indulge a perspective or argument that challenges your views and beliefs in anything resembling an intelligent or civil discourse.

[@mischiefthedegenerateratto7464]

@@gimmedimmy6533 Mind not being a massive ass stain in this otherwise wholesome comment section? Yes life is not sunshine and rainbows but it's nice to know that there are people who care enough to spend time to make it better for others, maybe you should try take a leaf out of Kurtis's book instead of being a grump, who knows? It could make you that bit happier.

[@Sarah-cp4lp]

This makes wattpad stories seem like a masterpiece

[@justapen9316]

Yeah I think my 1000 word fanfiction that I wrote when I was 12 has a more clear plot line than this, and I didn’t even finish it

[@frankieb2335]

off topic BUT YOUR PROFILE PICTURE C H I H I R O

[@frankieb2335]

THE KOHAKU RIVER-

[@Sarah-cp4lp]

@@frankieb2335 And I can't help but notice your username says trulygreg. You, sir or ma'am are elite

[@lilalovesu3373]

@@frankieb2335 t r u l y g r e g me too :D i'm not a river, but i'm truly greg soo

[@hurricanejaney]

the on-location scene that was used twice for different settings was 100% a school campus in Arizona. i can’t say exactly which one, but a lot of them look like that. the glass front, gravel landscaping and conveniently placed palo verde tree are super telling. it’s probably used for the computer lab scene as well. also, the woman fading into sparkles was meant to be an implication that she was some kind of hologram servant. that’s all i can gather. this man’s mind is on a different level

[@Laurceny]

the term “clanmates” sent me flying back into corners of my warrior cats phase i had forgotten

[@lizzie-4011]

oh my gosh memories are coming back save me

[@Clara-ze9hu]

Ahhhh you’re so right😂

[@si0bhanriley]

Holy crap the feels are rushing back

[@starskullz]

im in the middle of the series-

[@abigailhybl8082]

Literally same

[@ValensBellator]

To whomever has been funding this man’s fundraisers I must, from the bottom of my heart, profusely express my gratitude for this gift you’ve given the rest of us.

[@petercooke5411]

Twisted pair sounds like slang for testicular torsion

[@harley5.7bviews5secondsago6]

This comment made me laugh a lot

[@yeetyeetson2871]

woman: *has twins* doctor: “so do you have names for them?” woman: “Kade and Kale” doctor: 👁👄👁

[@ADreamerWithAPen]

I work in a pediatric clinic and tbh these names aren't even close to the weirdest twin names I've heard

[@ADreamerWithAPen]

@MB one of my favorites I've actually seen for twins is a boy twin named Evan and girl twin named Evin. Both pronounced exactly the same, of course.

[@madelinel1946]

Y'all should live in Utah, there are some crazy names here

[@ADreamerWithAPen]

@MB tbh I think they'll just go through the rest of the vowels first. Even, Evon, Evun, Evyn....

[@jazzy3037]

Yeet Yeetson me writing a story on a roadtrip with my cousins

[@nina.robbs565]

"everyone has the right to love in peace" neil really said lgbtq rights

[@theclaybor4352]

I just went to like this comment but saw that I liked it last time I watched this video. Needs more likes!

[@carcosacommune]

he;s also very racist tho

[@meiguess6765]

@@carcosacommune Yo wait what? I’m personally not a Neil Breen fan myself and i shouldn’t be surprised at this point that normally cool ppl are actually dicks, but like what kinda shit has he done? Out of curiosity

[@justyouraverageblackstar3672]

I kind of want Neil to make a Cale solo movie. He could use a bit more elaboration as to how he failed the Superior Entity’s tests, and was stripped of his synthetic brain power. Not to mention he’s just overall cooler and edgier than Cade (mostly because of the facial hair).

[@jacobbau8328]

“Programmable virtual reality” ...yep. That’s what’s VR is.

[@karenamyx2205]

Because unprogrammable VR is so pesky!

[@prig1557]

Programmable DNA.

[@monicarenee7949]

Yeah unprogrammable VR would be way scarier lol

[@toadt0ad]

just finished drew’s vid and now i’m here what a good day

[@razzledazzle05]

It's a good day when Danny and Kurtis post a vid

[@jinxthedestroyr2405]

me too 😌

[@elliotblack6922]

same

[@ellaperry4486]

SAME

[@ExtremelyToxic]

Bruh same lol

[@thomasgallipoli8376]

I can't get enough of the sheer Breenius that is Neil! Subbed!

[@lydia-gi8gw]

neil breen is to kurtis as arnold schwarzenegger is to drew

[@ansleymclaughlin9497]

And Vin Diesel is to Danny

[@stinkyrat2960]

Ansley McLaughlin that was drews video lmao

[@ashn7874]

It’s not green screen… it’s Breen screen

[@zanelemnguni6014]

How did he convince people to partake in this movie with him

[@TheChicagoCourier]

💰

[@TiciTotyTony]

Black mail lol

[@meekonaleash]

I would if he asked lol

[@Lmcv82]

Creeped them into it

[@buggybin]

Zanele Mnguni the $7000 gofundme money was used as payment for the actors/ actresses

[@ineza2425]

Him jumping off buildings with explosions in the background is me pretending to do parkour in Creative mode

[@myralyra2404]

@Timothy A Schuler they were in survival

[@pezster8324]

We need the rest of these movies. I love these.

[@littlerileyg]

Petition for Kurtis to interview Neil Breen Like to sign 🖋️

[@readysetflyyx]

the scene where they’re just yelling ‘programmable ______’ is actually slam poetry

[@sydneydowns3225]

Abigail C it fucking slaps too

[@littleslimeball8178]

Absolute bars my guy

[@awesomurawski396]

The Twisted Pair go fund me raised more money than the Gooby movie itself made

[@chameleonrose16]

I feel like Neil Breen is just living his absolute dream and loving every second of it

[@alexanderreynolds6018]

This is my favorite extra greeting, sometimes I come back to this video just when I need an extra greeting now that he doesn't do it anymore

[@a.jameswood1076]

20:50 the explosions kind of synched up with the music

[@williambutcher7429]

Take a shot every time they say “programmable” I’d done it, an I never fald bemter

[@willnelson4635]

Phantomartist !!! Yel mi too min

[@anxietyatitsfinest286]

Yur rihr

[@shronkler1994]

yio i tfel gud

[@heh.9166]

yhaaa samr its greatt

[@c0smic.dw3ller]

Dng dgitsl frts

[@brycewerblo7000]

Me: I want to watch infinity war My mom: we have infinity war at home Infinity war at home : 26:29

[@smellyseat]

As it turns out, Neil has a KZbin channel. On one of his videos, I said, “Neil, I’d love to act for you.” The comment is now highlighted. I didn’t mean it.

[@bubblegummochi.3294]

Well did you get the job

[@smellyseat]

Nope

[@genericname2747]

You fool. That's how he gets actors. You have sold your soul to Neil.

[@neta4768]

what is his channel

[@smellyseat]

@@neta4768 just type “Neil Breen”

[@kayleigharnold]

I like how after everything explodes, the building is still intact

[@billiebossanova8095]

GoReadEgg omg I just noticed that 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kayleigharnold]

Beauty Wonders I was like ?????🙄🤔

[@billiebossanova8095]

GoReadEgg fr. 😂😂😂😂 and the way their is like an explosion right next to him and he just like slowly walks away. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kayleigharnold]

Beauty Wonders YES! I was like this man- like I couldn’t even breathe after watching that

[@billiebossanova8095]

GoReadEgg fr 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@plstellmethisisadream6513]

Why does every voice in that movie sound either like a emo,annoyed, teen or a bored robot?

[@yeetocheeto5911]

or all of them at once

[@allonsyisabelli]

what's with this guy and forcing romantic interests to get together with him, only to kill them afterwards?

[@kiwiclouds3379]

i hope we never find out

[@COSMEREAUDIO]

Its dramatic

[@spacecat3198]

Maybe this is how Breen dates and breaks up with people. Who knows?

[@angelamaryquitecontrary4609]

You'd have to imagine that death comes as sweet, welcome relief.