These Are the Worst Guys Ever

[@literallybye]

Some guy in a sparkly jacket, scarf, and fedora came up to me on the street and said I look corruptible and I legitimately thought he was a street magician

[@Schnort]

I want a sparkly jacket now :0

[@fauxrowsdower7610]

oh my god, people are still using PUA techniques from that fucking book The Game in 2023 that's depressing

[@Charisdreaming]

That was a dark magician trying to offer you a side quest

[@x_kittrix]

The term “corruptible” sounds so fucking creepy in this context.

[@sunshinebrownie4545]

Wait he was serious? 💀

[@andreaarnott8194]

I once had a man walk up to me and say ‘I always appreciate a woman who can pull off a short haircut without looking like a lesbian’… like what if I was? The entitlement of some men is sickening.

[@arseneamulet1882]

My honest response would be "you make me wish I was"

[@miyuuka]

as a lesbian what the fuck??? Fym "short haircut without looking like a lesbian"??? Is that supposed to be an insult.....

[@sipi2009]

​@@arseneamulet1882That's so good lol.

[@masterman1001]

But didn't you know that lesbians "just didn't have the right man yet"? Clearly, they don't exist to these men.

[@phyllojoe5346]

My response (fantasizing no violence in return) would be "well you make me wish I was one"

[@klever_kim]

The creepiest part to me is the "you notice a young woman" followed by a picture of someone that could well be a teen/minor. They're really exposing themselves.

[@drunkhyena]

Yeah some of these were.. not immediately recognizable as adults

[@mightymeatymech]

@@drunkhyena i am a grown adult who looks very young, sometimes to scare men away I'll claim I'm a teen. Very scary when they keep hitting on me after that. I dont think these gross ass men care lol ugh. Or maybe they *do* care just,,, in the wrong way...

[@drunkhyena]

@@mightymeatymech oh man I'm sorry, that's so scary.. When I was a teenager grown men would hit on me and I'd say 'I'm 14' and they'd go 'Oh. Well, I can buy you a drink if you want bc you can't yet!' Obviously trying to get me drunk. They know, they don't care :@

[@faline6458]

It’s weird to me that they always choose the same kind of photos for these asks - extremely edited photos of very young women. It’s this like very specific brand of photos that just really gives me the creeps. It reminds me of that one person who was an adult woman but was editing herself to look like a teen and the photos were very thirst traps. Super creepy.

[@louisachalarca6494]

The fact I was hit on most 10 to 16…. The disgust when I was older finally

[@KathLady]

I once had a tinder date in a bar and the dude opened with: “Imagine there would be no one here but us. I could r*pe you - why would you meet men you don’t know all by yourself?” It baffled me. So I just said “and that’s exactly why I chose a scenario where people are present” and left. They do write fan fiction and some of them read them to you irl.

[@Kuraikoamiki]

Did...did he just try to play the bad boy on you with the most delusional weird way possible-

[@0BucketMask0]

That's repulsive. I'd of stabbed him with the nearest sharp object. He was talking about assaulting you, so it would be self defense. Bet that wouldn't be in his little fuckin script.

[@Luka_Ivory]

NAWW BRO WTF,,,HAIDHSKFSBWKRB HELLO??? IS HE MENTALLY OKAY...😰😰

[@miss_chelles1338]

@@Kuraikoamiki honestly, even i dont think a "play boy/bad boy" would stoop to that low of a level. 😖

[@miss_chelles1338]

Also I had that same experience not long back

[@-lilah]

funny how the guys who are “alphas” and “don’t need women” end up doing this kind of shit because they still crave women’s attention in the end

[@edelleaa]

@𝒩𝒶𝓃𝒶𝓈𝒽𝒾 they're obsessed with women wanting them

[@Waspinmymind]

@@edelleaa Yes, they want a woman’s attention. Dispute saying otherwise.

[@InTheNameOfLife1]

deep down they are really seeking attention from mommy

[@wildfire9280]

strong independent alpha

[@GiaaVlogs]

!!!!

[@lizziecross8149]

One time, I posted a photo of myself at the women’s march in dc, and a guy commented, “unfollowing now, b1tch.” It was literally a picture of me holding a sign that said, “equality for all.” This boy literally unfollowed me because I like equality.

[@It-is-me...Melsie]

@Rare one Go away spammy spammer. Reported.

[@big_sea]

yes

[@kay-collins]

Yep. Makes sense. Equality is the LAST thing they want tbh

[@skullchimes]

seems like that guy wants to go back to the "good old times" when women were more property than individuals who should be considered as fellow human beings with feelings and needs.

[@adyaparamitaputripratama2786]

That guy is probably the same guy who would agree with the current roe v wade. Just saying. Good thing he unfollowed you cause you are a queen 👑👑👸

[@nothingislogical]

What makes the first “how do you open?” response even funnier, he wrote silicon instead of silicone, which means she would be asking him to touch her computer chips and semiconductors instead of anything she had plastic surgery on in his own hypothetical, completely unrealistic conversation with her.

[@caffeineaddict.]

which is even more reflective in the way they treat women as objects 😭

[@crystaleunoia3974]

Girly is a cyborg 🤖💖

[@vintwed]

LMFAOAOAO OHMYGOF

[@TheNinja94a]

@@crystaleunoia3974 Nah girl just wants you to make funny noises on her synthesizer

[@StonerWaifu]

I wouldn't want anyone touching my chips and semiconductors. Dudes' hands are fucking gross, he's gonna fuck something up.

[@almondtheb5613]

I once had a man who opened up like, "I like big women" which didn't offend me considering I talked about being a big woman on my bio. But then he continued with, "skinny girls come with huge egos because guys chase and spoil them all the time, but big girls will let you do anything, as they don't get to pick since they don't have any guy who wants them" I've never felt more disgusted

[@reign_issue]

OH MY GOD?? 😭

[@MaryamMaqdisi]

Wtffff that is disgusting. Also I know you know this but there's absolutely nothing wrong with you and that person is a creep.

[@gunsmithcat]

Negging

[@clownball3457]

funny thing about those men is after they get rejected they always have the audacity to be like "you never had a chance with me anyway, you're too ugly/promiscuous/whatever". like... if she's really that much of a "last resort", isn't it kind of an own goal to admit that you're so desperate you settle for a woman you wouldn't normally give the time of day, and she *still* turns you down?

[@zxcvbnm55100]

That video that’s like “when men get rejected and say whatever she’s ugly anyway…. You can’t even pull an ugly girl bro? “ 🤣🤣🤣

[@angelsinger4574]

It reminds me of guys in high school who would call you a slut if you didn’t sleep with them.

[@animepiglover]

Or when they call you a whore after you reject them, and it's like... so I'll sleep with everyone and anyone... except you???

[@humanure0]

then they go all “well i just felt bad for someone as unfortunate as you, thought i’d try to give you a change, alas” lmao

[@CrankyB1tsch]

the fox and the grapes all over again

[@annalivingtv]

The idea of ending a pickup with “don’t threaten my family” is unironically the funniest shit ever

[@vglycorpse2001]

Dude: walks up to woman "You're pretty. That lime green bikini suits your voluptuous figure. BUT DONT MESS WITH MY FAMILY" *skiis away on the beach somehow*

[@Coffeelover_75]

Dude wanted a role on fast and furious

[@riannawalker5904]

Bro thinks he's vin diesel in fast and furious

[@freshcanopy710]

Works 60 percent of the time, every time😏

[@KYCDK]

thats the kind of thing a mafia boss would say

[@notoriousotaran8015]

That man said "Don't fuck with my family!" and I felt that. All my life I've had to defend my family from all of the female assassins that just keep getting sent.

[@ellie8784]

😭😭😭😭

[@mammoneymelon]

ugh, can't even go grocery shopping without seeing some woman clearly planning how she's going to murder my family smh

[@aceeduventures]

Esta sesion de trap igual esta piola kzbin.info/www/bejne/mIXCdpKEjMqIl7M

[@hange6775]

Spy x family 😥 ( the anime)

[@elodielebrun]

unexpected vin diesel

[@curtmiller6358]

The fact is porn has warped people's perception on reality and made men think they are always in control and women are objects to use. My wife tells me all the time the disgusting things men open with.

[@nomoretwitterhandles]

That's part of the problem, but the bigger issue is power-play. Since the patriarchy is still largely affecting men and women, it leads men into thinking they're the superior ones, and if they don't get sex on demand, then they're less powerful. So naturally, the only conclusion they can come up with is "I'm not powerless, women are just bitches!", and then they go on about their lives. It's sad.

[@ricaboo9304]

I once remember playing a game online and some guy in-game said "I was gonna complement you but you would probably reject me because all women are the same" or something, he then later said that he was 10 years old, I was immensely uncomfortable and left the game (his in-game name was "sigma")

[@zubetp]

i think porn has warped people's perception of the reality of _sex_ - and i think that's detrimental to men too, by the way; it's given them a very false idea of what they think is expected of them - but women being objects to play with is something dudes keep reinventing all on their own. they didn't need porn to tell them that lmao

[@zubetp]

@@ricaboo9304oh, no. that's actually heartbreaking. that's way too young to get pulled into that crap, he's not even pubescent yet. i wonder if his parents knew what he'd been watching.

[@millo7295]

The hilarious fact that I've seen more porn of the woman literally committing r*pe to some random than the man being dominant It's actually so confusing It's so weird how I can't seem to actively find many on top more than actual crime

[@just.a.randomgirl]

I just feel so bad for the women whose photos get used for that "how do you open" account 😬 like. those are real people they're fantasizing about,, real women. so disgusting

[@nikfiendluvr666]

exactly

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

yeah imagine stumbling across one of those posts. So unsettling.

[@wesleywyndam-pryce5305]

id feel bad cause they are being used as fodder for incels but like are we not supposed to fantasize about real people? that seems like a strange complaint to me.

[@just.a.randomgirl]

@@wesleywyndam-pryce5305 yeah of course we do that all the time, i assumed it was obvious my discomfort came from the fact that they are being used by THOSE kind of men for THOSE kind of fantasies (disgustingly mysoginistic, dangerous, and ridiculous)

[@thebasedgodmax1163]

@@wesleywyndam-pryce5305 YOO WESLEY! how's the whole watcher thing going for ya?

[@ash_tray]

This guy imagining himself skiing away like a badass is the funniest fucking thing. Like he thought it all out, typed it, and posted it.

[@ahuman9519]

Imagine if he fell over though

[@ash_tray]

@@ahuman9519 God I wish

[@ahuman9519]

@@ash_tray the thing im picturing is he hits a really small rock but it’s just slightly big enough to ruin his plan and then he slips down the hill in front of the girl

[@alliexcx5576]

*skis away*

[@VultureClone]

The reality is, any woman in that situation would breathe a sigh of relief if a moron like that decided to ski away and leave her alone lmao.

[@loganmiller7827]

The weirdest message I ever received was from a feminine presenting sex bot that sent a wall of text to me about whatever and I texted back saying "I'm gay" (because I am) and the bot responded by sending the exact same wall of text again in German. I don't know what the connection made there was but I thought it was so funny that they somehow misprogrammed the bot to think that me saying I'm gay meant that I needed their text translated into German

[@ichliebebaeumeweilbaum]

I've recently heard that "do you speak German?" was once a coded way to ask someone if they're gay T-T Like "do you listen to girl in red?" Idk this popped into my head while reading this xD

[@horrorhistory7342]

It was in the early 1900s!!!

[@loganmiller7827]

Interesting, I've never heard of that. That's good to know I guess

[@loner6565]

as we all know, speaking german is a requirement for being gay /s

[@uncannyvalley2113]

gotta love youtube deleting my comment just jokingly saying that all germans are gay now

[@TrashAndChampagne]

I had a guy come up to me once and tell me that he’d never seen a more beautiful bracelet, and asked me to tell him the story and meaning behind it. It was a plain beige dollar tree hair tie.

[@TheYoungKilljoy]

That is so try hard that is actually funny

[@Cutiejuliya]

Thats actually kinda cute. He tried to have a common ground convo. Pretty good

[@lunaskisses]

Homie never seen hair long enough to be tied back b4

[@ascrinkleyfellow]

In concept it's funny irl it's.. creepy

[@anarchosyndicalism2418]

@@ascrinkleyfellow It’s a compliment. How is that creepy in the slightest? If you think that it has ulterior motives that is entirely on you

[@robin0135]

yk it really irks me that these guys think EVERYTHING a woman does is to appeal to men. Like I'm not wearing a bikini to seduce you, it's really fucking hot and I'm going to swim later smh it's the same thing when girls get comments on their appearance like ''guys don't like colored hair/piercings/tattoos/plastic surgery you know". THEY DYED THEIR HAIR FOR THEMSELVES, NOT FOR YOU CHAD

[@demo2823]

Oof, yeah, reminds me of every old 80's movie where a woman was in the shower. They would make her move and sound like she was m****rbating when she was just rubbing a loofa on her neck. They would also have her rub along and rinsing off a 'pretty' part of her body for way too long instead of actually doing things we do in the shower, like sudsing up, or washing the pits or feet. One of the worst examples is in See No Evil, Hear No Evil. A woman's moment of privacy being s**ualised and treated like something extremely attractive being witheld from men is a deeply disturbing thing.

[@caithenry8429]

Or like when I was a teen and explicitly dyed my hair and wore metal band shirts to deter creepy dudes lol

[@ascendednightingale2456]

I had a dude tell me I’d look prettier without my septum ring, and I said “Well good thing your opinion doesn’t f*cking matter because I’m married and my husband thinks it’s hot as f*ck.” 😂

[@peanutbutter4435]

I once heard a man seriously say “women with short hair cut their hair for fashion/other women. Women with long hair keep it long for men.” Like, they really think everything is about them? Surprise, surprise, he was and always has been single (which wouldn’t be a problem, except he actively wanted a relationship). It wasn’t his fault though! According to him, men are only attracted to “feminine women” and women are waging a war against femininity, so there’s nobody for him to be attracted to! These dudes are straight up delusional

[@missdrawgirl8492]

@@demo2823 exactly. everything a woman does has to please men. women in movies, video games etc have to be somewhat pleasing to men.

[@Kimthulu]

I love the absolute audacity these dudes have in trying to pick apart women that wouldn't even breathe in their general direction.

[@sachimourya2376]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@oochiboo8047]

Tbh some the women are inviting creeps, since that gets the attention they want. Negative attention is still attention

[@Kimthulu]

@@oochiboo8047 that gets a big ol yikes on bikes from me. But you should be fine with that, because attention is attention, according to you.

[@oochiboo8047]

@@Kimthulu I mean, if you post your ass on social media expecting likes and praise, you are prepared for the creeps to come.

[@snek149]

Funnily enough, thats why they do it hahaha. They know it and hate women for it

[@OfficialLuni]

Honestly I feel like society would be much better off if these dudes actually did write their own self insert fanfiction instead of deflecting their insecurities onto women. Plus, it'd probably lead to the funniest Wattpad Fics ever

[@rockaria11]

I WAS THINKING THE EXACT SAME THING. Great bonding & creative outlet for them 🥰 lmao Now I can't get the picture of a bunch of incels writing Y/N out of my head... So many damsels in distress, a never-ending supply of degradation kinks smut and more...

[@minlanuelmiranda]

nah, nothing’s funnier than jesus x hitler fic

[@kaffeinelatte8786]

as long as they keep it to themselves and not share it since this actually happened to my friend. this boy was in a friend group with her, and he asked my friend's sister if she could read it over and asked for criticism for his writing, i guess? either way, the sister realized most of it were real events that happened with my friend (with his fantasies involved, pretty sfw except for some paragraphs) and it was super gross because my friend knows about his crush and has turned him down several times before.

[@Joll_e]

I agree and other guys can learn why saying and doing stuff like this isn't okay

[@islapulikechris_13]

@@rockaria11 I would agree, But SEGA made the Dreamcast We're the dream team Undisputed champion with these rings But it ain't Seattle 'Cause this Sonic's never leaving Led this since my Genesis From pixels to the big screen See me I be well known I made mountains with my revenue That's Green Hill Zone I ain't just a step ahead of you It's looking like infinity the way that I'm running this I'mma lap you then I'll run it back again for the fun of it, uh Came in on the second like my debut They gone try to play me Might as well been a player too (Aye!) Chasing Big Blue Now I'm moving like a player two Ever since 06 I swear the kid has been unplayable (Pa, pa!) I'm that mechanic that never fails Don't panic used to be frail Now I'm going off the rails (Aye!) The way I ball and grab the rings I'd prolly rule NBA Stuck behind me only way you're matching up to my name It's Tails (Aye, aye!) I'mma glad on the track Knock! Knock! It's Knuckles They might have the speed But they do not got the muscle The toughest in the crew Yeah I'm claiming it (Aye!) Don't make me give you a sandwich with my name in it (Aye!) Rings fly when I fight y'all Punch you in the face The only rings you'll have left Are the ones around ya eyeballs Aiming at your jaw These jabs are gigantic (Yeah!) Double cone impression Is left where my spikes landed (Yeah!) So "Knuck If You Buck" And you're ready to die dammit Aw shit, we at it again! (Woo!) A Rose by any other name couldn't rock the beat 'Cause boy when Amy's on the game You're gonna feel the heat I mean desire, I won't be shy And when I see blue streaks my heart catches fire like (Woo!) 'Less you wanna feel the hammer don't get in my way I don't gotta read the cards to see how this all plays Won't stop for anything 'Cause this hedgehog only wants one ring Blast from the past, my future goals are now the present's tense Always AG when I'm in my element (Yeah!) Tell a kin I'm telekinetic for shit that I'm doing I can move a mountain if I put my mind to it (What?) If she hot as Blaze Kill the pussy and be billed for murder She a rider So I'm calling her "The Silver Surfer" 06 was a miss, but still sticking to show you Any trick to be rid of the kid It's no use! Blaze in the frame And I'm blazing like a flame So amazing I don't play Bow to your highness, and say my name! Yeah I'm multi-planing it My soul? I'm radiant Soul gems? I'm reining in My kingdom? Reining it Though the kitty's got her claws I'm cool-headed baby I control the Chaos Call me Laura Bailey Something like a mercenary, but no mercy in my name Judging a book by its cover I'm not bringing pleasure, I'm bringing pain Now my Babara Gordon-ish Knuckles is my Bruce Wayne Beyond a Shadow of a doubt These emeralds are mine to claim (Woo, Woo!) When I Smash Bros Baby, I'm more than a trophy In the front row Handing out XOXO like Tic Tac Toe Put my foot down That's a drop kick Dominatrix outfit Know you like this A- a- a- a straight machine I see no peace I'll kill those that discarded me Put metal to your skull And have you closer to my likeness G That boy tryna flex? Think he savage to lost in is E? (One, two) Three different bullets ripping through his spleen! (Worthless consumer model) Tryna copy, but they lesser Light a beta up like gamma rays Targets I annihilate No sympathy, I'm heartless Team Darkness, we violate My laser beam? I spark it Big motherfucker? I'm a Big motherfucker! What you doing in my ruins While I fish for my supper? My best Froggy buddy got abducted by some blubber Shit splishy Drip bitch Bend over Did I stutter? Stick my rod in ya! As I fish for the amphibian you got in ya! (Okay!) Spit slow, but I'm a hot spitter So you'd better not dream of casting me a look Every line leaves you reeled in on a catchy hook (Oh, oh, oh!) Rather fuck around Dig underground with Knuckles? Show the cat some disrespect? Pussies always skip the pussy on the character select Well you better best my levels if you want to see the end Truth is I miss my friend (Froggy) I'm not a blue I'm a black hedgehog So you dead dawg When I'm pulling out the lead rod Then they sped off You cannot outrun the bullets that'll blow your head clean off I'll be driving in a Maserati I'm the edgy boss Doing anything to be on top Like working with Robotnik See these emeralds? Chaotic With the way, I'm shining on it Soon I'm catching up to anybody, even Sonic While he's watching me and Amy get non-platonic He's smallest Giving her black tornado spins Then hoppin' up in the saddle Pulling out all my G.U.N's There's no doubt that I'm ready for battle If I'll be racing Sonic for wins He in the dark of shadow's shadow I'll be the hero that's more Super Saiyan With blonde hair on my ass, yo! Aye I be running it back The way I lap you on the track, though! Always you comin' in last You stay behind me like a backbone Attacking 'em all with the dash The way they spinning from the fast flow Carrying the team on the back The way I rep us like in Smash Bros! Check the mission, blast foes Opposition past those Never switching Shift the transmission I kick the pistons It's zero to apparition In half of a minute grab hold Of anything you can 'Cause Super Sonic cannot rap slow

[@TheYoungKilljoy]

I remember a time when I was walking down the street to get home from school, and this old man in his truck stops in front of me. Obviously I was petrified, then he put down the window and told me: You're ugly. After that, he left. Guys, I was 15yo and this was a grown man who stopped just to remark how ugly I was for him.

[@koiyei]

Tf? That’s wild I hope you’re okay! Besides being super creepy in general that’s just a really rude thing to say to someone (much less a 15 year old)I hope you don’t encounter any more gross guys like that again. Also! In case you needed to hear it, ur beautiful by default as a citizen of kurtistown so don’t let the haters/old guys stomp on ur vibe

[@WisteriatheFirst]

That's terrible. When I was about 12 a man pulled up next to me as I was walking home. He asked for directions and he pulled this map off his lap and he was naked. I was so scared.

[@aniyilator]

​@@WisteriatheFirstThat's so fucked up dude, I'm sorry

[@juliageib9922]

i love how they criticize and hate on women when they’ve literally never felt the touch of one lmao

[@eyebrowlover75]

@Kurtis no

[@It-is-me...Melsie]

@@eyebrowlover75 I reported both of the spammy scummy bots for porn. And that includes the one thinks it's tricky that calls himself Kurtis.

[@invalid_420]

@Kurtis MAA GET THE CAMERA THE BOTS ARE FIGHTING

[@gav6276]

well yea that’s why they hate them

[@hhgff778]

@@invalid_420 lol

[@roachfacesrs5270]

I was the only girl in a chess club and was the second or maybe third best player, all of the guys were so rude to me and their reasons always led back to me being a woman. I was a good sport, polite and quiet, while they all shouted and insulted my skills every time I made an error. I quit the club in the end, it got exhausting.

[@LitleMsPacMan]

Im sorry that happened to you. I hope you find better people to play chess with

[@dr.mritunjaykumar5373]

God that's horrible I wish that you can get back in chess

[@69Satan69]

Damn dude, sorry that happened to you mate :(

[@renexxx970]

this is so fucking awful. im so sorry i wouldve been suspened for a fight straight out of the chess club. as a chess player myself, try finding comfort knowing these lowlifes are under the impression playing chess is attractive or impressive in any sense, to anyone. your on sum chess queen type beat.

[@ashikjaman1940]

nerds and intense misogyny, name a more iconic duo

[@Marymationnn]

It’s insane how delusional those men are about the reactions they expect from women. I‘ve been contacted by such men plenty of times and I always wondered, like, what the fuck did they expect me to answer to this shit? Now I know, thank you Kurtis

[@FriedRice3519]

then they got the audacity to get mad and blame women over how rejected they are

[@judahunderwood8433]

*skis away*

[@gabbygabs9220]

@@judahunderwood8433 weeeeee⛷

[@Kimthulu]

Look at the shit going on in my part of this thread, lol.

[@Jo-sv9io]

truly like if a man walked up to me and said any of the pick up lines in this video I would tell him to fuck off. Except for the guy with the lollipop for him I would call the police.

[@diamanteamatista]

I feel it is necessary to see more white cis gender straight men LIKE YOU call out straight white cis gender men that are incels, racists, and homophobes. I BELIEVE it has potential to create change, THANK YOU for using your voice to call out this type of behavior.

[@Jupiter-T]

Because men who aren't "cis" can get out of jail free in their sexism, right?

[@gr8gatsby-426]

@@Jupiter-T No, it's because most cis men don't care about the opinion of non-cis men. So.. yeah..

[@laavv]

@@Jupiter-T what?

[@RG-rm6ih]

@@Jupiter-T Do you even know what cis is? Or are you spouting shit because your little baby feelings are hurt by a word that most people in the world are?

[@radiofloyd2359]

@RAGAN Probably a transphobe so they were talking about trans women. These people are weird bro.

[@vincentvlue]

a guy once dm'ed me and asked if he could do all these sexual things to me after I posted a pic of myself in a dress, and I responded with something along the lines of no thank you I'm gay to which he responded "that's so cool, I'm very sorry, have a nice day" weirdest interaction of my life

[@tinamandarina4060]

AYDUA QUE JAJAOAKAJAJAA

[@nwut]

lmaoo

[@heisenbergII]

“Understandable, have a great day✌🏼” lmao

[@definetlynotkitty]

he may be a creep but he draws a line at homophobia

[@ph1lharm0nic]

@@definetlynotkitty where would we be without our allies 😌

[@CheezeItzOrBeatIt]

I had an incel friend who thought I owed him sex because we were just friends, he told me he liked me and then I said I had feelings for someone else, he proceeded to tell me I was a thot just because I didn’t feel the same, some guys are just bred for the circus, it’s truly sad and embarrassing

[@mrfrogkingg]

Who even raises these people

[@haldanandpako2755]

Not their dad

[@desiree729]

Have you guys ever seen that tik tok where the guy is explaining why guys don’t ask girls out anymore because they always get rejected even though they are nice to them because girls always want to be “just friends”. I don’t know why but it makes me so mad and the comment section is even better.

[@z0kiss889]

@@desiree729 Its as if a friendship with a girl instead of a relationship or sex is a punishment to men lol, so cringe

[@SkiddlyBink]

"some guys are just bred for the circus" hits hard!

[@kay-collins]

Imagine thinking that saying to any woman ever in any scenario, “a big girl like you deserves a better lollipop” would do literally anything but absolutely & completely DISGUST her. That’s literally the most disgusting thing I’ve ever heard.

[@philcollinslover56705]

yes i agree

[@sktalking223]

A pretty girl like you deserves a console

[@stephanietanniss]

But what if he actually produced one of those huge chupachups I'd be so happy 😭🥲

[@thelexicon7294]

@@stephanietanniss I was thinking that that one was unsalvageable, but I stand corrected. That would save it.

[@nazaninsoltanpour6254]

That sounds like a pedophile That legitimately sounds like humbert humbert🤮🤧

[@swagromancer]

"How do you open?" So, one time I went d4, and she went Nf6, which was kind of interesting. Just to be sure, I went c4, and she responded with g6. That got me pretty excited, so I decided to be bold and went Nc3 to make my intentions clear. She gave me a quick look and went Bg7. I followed with e4, and when she went c6 I could see in her eyes that she was really into it. Things only got more steamy after that. Point is, it wasn't the most original opening, but with the right person, it doesn't really matter. Just don't do anything cringy, like f3.

[@Schnort]

Took me a hot minute to realize this was about chess

[@raina2896]

Why does this not have more likes??!!! This is gold.

[@pawprintssystem5481]

God 😂 this comment is so goofy and funny. I love it.

[@AlinaProbably]

Nice

[@ChelseyCunningham]

I'd laugh if I knew what the hell was happening but I'm sure it's great

[@rubygarrin516]

I'm 18 and I had a 40 something year old man dm me and say "I wish I was your step-dad" and that was even worse than any graphic thing he could've chosen considering I was abused in several ways by one of my old step dads.

[@TheParagonIsDead]

Sorry, that dudes a perv.

[@playdoh658]

i’m so sorry

[@that_one_mad_queen]

oh i’m so sorry, how are you doing nowadays?

[@cremepuffle]

It’s the porn. People keep supporting it when it literally has been proven that porn pushes men to do junk like what that man said to you. But everyone still thinks it’s just uwu harmless porn.

[@cisummusic22]

Wow. I really hope he didn’t somehow know that already.

[@delilahdude3041]

as someone who's been harassed by creeps like this before, i think its really important to call this kind of behavior exactly what it is: weird!! I appreciate you making fun of these guys because hearing it from another cishet dude, in my experience, helps them get it thru their thick skulls to knock it off

[@donovanfaust3227]

Does it? I figured they would just call him a simp or beta male and double down on being a creep.

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

it's so frustrating but predictable I guess that they respond better to another man making fun of them than a woman being like hey this is weird, please stop. It's in the same vein as guys going to SUCH LENGTHS to decode women's behaviour by listening to other men rather than just... listening to women? Dudes will watch Fresh and Fit type shit and then get angry that women won't fuck them rather than listening to any podcasts or content made by women to get an idea of what we like, how we interact, etc.

[@wardrobewings8000]

@@RealElongatedMuskrat From my experience the best way get them back off is either out-creeping them or force them to explain what they just said. When you pretend you don't understand their disgusting joke/pick-up line and keep asking for clarification they don't get satisfaction of embarrassing you and end up flustered. Probably it won't make them stop being creeps, but at least might stop them from bothering you the next time.

[@chewnip86]

@Kurtis KURTIS ITS YOU

[@samaraisnt]

I don't call it "weird" I call it what it is: "HARASSMENT." weird is walking backwards. Harassment is asking to take your picture 5 times and saying gross sh*t to a stranger cause you were raised to not see women as people. :l

[@xwoozlex]

Omg finally a good place for this story. So when I was 16, I worked at McDonald's. I was taking some guy's order (maybe mid-late 20's?) and he goes "I like your hair--is it a haircut?" I had one side shaved at the time, so I'm just sitting there thinking 'As opposed to what??? It just grows like this??' But anyways I'm working and I have to be polite so I"m like "yeah haha", and he follows up with "Does your boyfriend like it?" ALARMS BLARING. Super weird and creepy thing to say. I didn't know what else to say besides the truth, which I hoped would shield me from this creepiness, so I was like "My girlfriend likes it!" And he was like "Ah" and then he finished ordering and went to sit down. So I'm like.... Just... Wow, I hated that interaction, that was fucking awful. But I just go back to doing my job. And In a little bit, I go out to the lobby to sweep the floors. While I'm sweeping the floors, this guy gets up to throw away his trash, and as he's standing there kinda near me, he says: "So, not letting any guys down there, huh?" WHAT THE FUCK WHY Even if I wasn't a minor, fucking so awful and unacceptable. And while I was watching this video I just kept thinking it sounds so much like one of these weird incel role-play scenarios except in their version I'd be into it. Just.................. n o. Anyways I spent the rest of my shift feeling like I wanted to take 100 showers.

[@Cutiejuliya]

When he asked if your bf likes it, he was just trying to see if u r single. Th last comment is eh but it was more of a comedy remark and out of the creeps i dealt with this story is super mild

[@xwoozlex]

@@Cutiejuliya How is it not insanely creepy for a grown man to make those remarks to a teenager??? Why would he want to see if a teenager was single?

[@ghoultooth]

@@Cutiejuliya All your comments are attempts at defending creepy men. It’s disgusting.

[@sejalb725]

@@Cutiejuliya What. No.

[@ChelseyCunningham]

​@@Cutiejuliyathere's no justifying that. Sure, he might've, MIGHT'VE thought she could've been older, but there's no defending the second comment. That is DISGUSTING for ANYONE to say to ANYBODY. ESPECIALLY if they're just trying to do their job

[@bananamanchester4156]

Had a guy approach me once, as he was approaching I was like, "hmm, he's a good looking guy". First words out his mouth, I shit you not, "Hi. I like you, but I'm not gonna chase you. You either want to get with me or you don't, so don't bullsh*t me." Like, dude, there's a difference between being direct and just being aggressive. You're already assuming I'm gonna be leading you on, and I haven't even said a word yet! I was totally gonna flirt and even sleep with you, and you just barged up to me and demanded compliance!! So I responded, "not interested" and he muttered "typical bitch" and slinked off. DUDE YOU CAUSED THAT REACTION. Course I'm not gonna sleep with someone who is angry at me! You think I want to be the headline of tomorrow's newspapers?

[@cremepuffle]

Oof us women need to not sleep w randoms anymore. Not like it’s satisfying anyway.

[@bananamanchester4156]

@@cremepuffle absolutely! Not even worth the energy, and potential danger of it. And thats the thing men just do not get. Its not like women don't HAVE sex drives. If men were genuinely nicer to women, treated us with more respect, and stopped making us feel unsafe, men would probably get MORE sex because women wouldn't be terrified about getting murdered all the time! Ugh.

[@mrfrogkingg]

As a man, I don't apologise in behalf of this man. He can do that himself.

[@bananamanchester4156]

@@mrfrogkingg I doubt he ever will, sadly.

[@yourlocalmoron4832]

@@mrfrogkingg thats the spirit

[@hayleypatin7899]

So this year my roommate had a guy tell her that he'd yanked it to completely normal pictures that she had on her dating profile. After much discussion and roasting tf out of this dude (who was also possessive right off the bat and openly racist, they never met up and she ghosted him when all this arose) we concluded that having a guy doing that to normal photos is SIGNIFICANTLY creepier than to nudes

[@madmyth3985]

Nudes are meant to illicit a certain reaction if you catch my drift. Normal photos aren’t really meant for that. It’s so much creepier for someone to get off on normal photos.

[@madeleine61509]

I think the reason it is so creepy is the thought that most people uploaded normal pictures onto the internet (Facebook, Insta, etc.) without even thinking twice, for the specific reason of "Who the hell would ever do anything weird with this??? It's just a normal picture". To find out that guys do get weird with completely normal pictures means you have no clue which of your pictures have been zerged off to. Did the picture of you at your father's funeral get zerged off to? Or maybe the pictures from when you were still a young teen? You holding your baby/your baby sibling? Who knows because suddenly ANY picture with a woman in it is suddenly fair game, regardless of if the picture is sexual or not. Let me also just say that there are LOTS of guys who do it. Back when I was a kid- as in roughly 12-15- I used to use my face as a picture publicly when chatting online. I had a normal expression, I was wearing extremely non-sexual clothing, etc. and yet guys would send me unsolicited "tribute photos" (feel free to search on Urban Dict. if you don't know what that is) with my underage face underneath the white fluid. This isn't some "one or two freaks" thing, it's surprisingly common... Nowadays when I say no to sending any pictures, guys try to argue by saying "it's not like I'm asking for a pic of your tits. Just a normal picture". I don't care how paranoid it makes me seem, I'm never sending a pic of myself to a stranger online again, regardless of how "normal" it is.

[@raynestaehler]

yeah i had a man tell me one of my selfies on instagram made him hard once and he thought that was a compliment ??

[@ConiferConnieTreeCow]

@@madeleine61509 yikes. that's completely fucked up and im sorry you went through that 🤢

[@ConiferConnieTreeCow]

@@raynestaehler i think what these creepy guys don't understand is most women only like sexual attention from people they KNOW AND TRUST ALREADY. Being told you're sexually arousing CAN be a compliment, BUT ONLY FROM YOUR PARTNER WHO YOU'VE TOLD IT'S OKAY FOR THEM TO SAY STUFF LIKE THAT. Strangers saying it is completely different and creepy and disgusting and terrifying.

[@arcanumdelta]

as a milk drinker, I am immune to embarrassment as all people can focus on is how strong and healthy my bones are (I am a skeleton)

[@elise9189]

Papyrus?

[@reichr]

Agreed 💀💀💀 (i am also a skeleton)

[@dani_drawzz]

So relatable!

[@kay19129]

Skeleton stronk Bowels weak

[@oncreativemode5486]

we stan people with no squishy bones

[@TheTubePoweredOne]

There's _no_ way the skiing one was serious. It's just too perfect.

[@Curlyheart]

It reminded me of that one bond movie

[@mywaterco0lerromance]

*skiis away*

[@KYCDK]

"don't fuck with my family" that is the funniest shit ever, is this dude a mafia boss? "oi tony, go tell the little missy over there to not fuck with my family"

[@TheRegart]

I'm just picturing Fat Tony from the Simpsons saying this and laughing my ass off!

[@Steph-bx6yu]

"Don't fuck with my family", considering how you're acting my guy, why the fuck would I ever want to deal with you and your family!

[@elleembee6335]

It also makes absolutely no sense in context. I know every time I meet someone I immediately set ground rules before saying hello./s

[@KYCDK]

@@TheRegart me too, i just thought of the phrase and i just started laughing out loud

[@stindler4987]

800th like

[@LilSaphy]

Tell me why teen girls writing fan fic is more accurate and less cringe sounding then these grown men writing this stuff 💀😭

[@LadyCoyKoi]

Because teen girls have wider vocabulary and better character develop skills?

[@sackedpotatoes4170]

Because teen girls are infinitely smarter than these guys. They found a healthy and creative way to express their desires without hurting anyone. :)

[@LilSaphy]

@@sackedpotatoes4170 period

[@lucidboom8994]

because they're not being insulting?

[@elliot20]

Teen girls aren’t grown afults

[@ashtraypup]

a literal example of guys getting mad at woman for scenarios they made up in their head 💀

[@J_Lynn]

It's the funniest shit because these types accuse women of doing that exact thing constantly.

[@ashtraypup]

@@J_Lynn exactly

[@ToplessTopics]

As a "gamer girl" who primarily had male friends throughout my entire childhood and young adults, I was so glad when I started reading about the "nice guys" meme. Until then, I just felt constantly guilty that I couldn't force myself to feel sexual attraction towards these dudes (who fit every stereotype about gamer guys, from size to hygiene). Of course, if they had good personalities, I probably could have found a way to "like like" them...except they were so nasty and possessive also. Any time I DID show interest in a guy, they'd immediately start insulting him, claiming he was stupid, toxic, etc. Textbook "nice guy" behavior.

[@breadg1818]

"(Who fit every stereotype about ganer guys from size to hygine)" thats a little mean to good people who are big isn't it?

[@breadg1818]

@@moimoiyoop not a dickhead tho

[@yandenjav9774]

​@@breadg1818not rlly. A gamer incel is stereotyped to be overweight, but it doesn't mean all overweight people are incels. It's like saying you hate tuna, but you don't hate all kind of fish.

[@ricaboo9304]

therapy for men when

[@_g0r3c0r3]

i went through almost the same thing too.. im a gamer girl nd i grew up w boys nd most of my friends when i was a kid were boys cus i loved gaming w em nd so on.. but i was NEVER attracted to any of em nd i always discovered that they wanted or tried to harass or approach me in some way.. even if we had known each other for a long time.. so w time i distanced myself from most ppl nd became almost certain that im an aromantic since i had never been attracted to anyone.. but i still think from time to time.. am i really an aromantic or did all this give me some “trauma” that made me not accept guys or have any relationship w anyone?

[@shadowdroid776]

I've had incels actually try to make me feel bad for the supposedly thousands of men I had sex with. Then they realized I'm engaged and had very few partners in my lifetime. Then they get mad because I'm clearly a gold digger instead...even though I make more money than my fiancé. And then they scream about nothing and block me. They literally hate being proven wrong to the point where they'll somehow blame their life on someone they never met and refuse to believe anything else. It's truly bizarre and also fucking hilarious.

[@ingridvillagrana3698]

Men have accused me of being a whore and sleeping with everyone I've ever met. I'm asexual. Also aromantic.

[@elephorofonius]

that’s so pathetic omg LOL

[@elleembee6335]

Every time I try to be nice to one, I then get accused of leading them on. And I mean nice like saying excuse me when walking in front of them and telling them they can go ahead of me in line. It's so incredibly creepy that using common courtesy is something I'm yelled at for when they're the same people that will do something a woman is not wanting and then expect a thank you. Pick a lane. I'm an attractive person, but I'm not a model or anything. The horrible things that are said to me when I say I'm not interested are beyond the pale. They want women to not have self-esteem and they'll say horrible things in an attempt to make that happen.

[@Hey_Adanna]

@@elleembee6335 oh i know..

[@Hey_Adanna]

@@elleembee6335 oh i know..

[@grattful]

Watching a straight man making fun of terrible straight men brings joy to my cold heart :)

[@checkmattee222]

@@hyejusleftlung I don't think you know what "ethnicities" means💀

[@loli_cvnt5622]

I'm convinced at least half of these guys are painfully gay but their issues refuse to let them accept it so instead they just H A T E

[@fricketyfracktraintrack]

@@hyejusleftlung I mean. Have you seen what white men have done. Historically? Let alone what they still do today?

[@psuedo_levi]

@@fricketyfracktraintrack yeah but the video has nothing to do with race soooo

[@viktorkc1154]

@@fricketyfracktraintrack why focus only on white men? Have you seen what the Chinese have done? The Japanese? The Congolese? The Aztecs? Every ethnicity have done bad things, get tf out of here with your racism

[@ivoryXmorales]

no joke, "would you like to feel my silicon" is hands down probably the funniest single line of dialogue I have ever read

[@aceeduventures]

Esta sesion de trap igual esta piola kzbin.info/www/bejne/mIXCdpKEjMqIl7M

[@ms.tatortots5419]

"Your body type is perfect for producing offspring and raising them well" why would anyone want to hear this lmao

[@ahuman9519]

@@ms.tatortots5419 that’s some shit written by an AI or something

[@aoi3999]

without contrxt it sounds fucking hilarious

[@lauratroy13]

It is indeed something I once said. Talking about my flesh tunnel. The guy said yes. It's how we found out he's allergic to silicon 😁

[@_angelxnovaxx_6414]

A few days ago, I was out shopping at the mall with my brother and his foster mom (it’s complicated). Anyways, while they were paying I was just looking around as I had already payed for my stuff. This gave off the impression I was alone. I was just looking at these figurines, and then I saw this dude in my vision saying something, so obviously I turned. I had my noise-cancelling headphones on so I was a bit confused on whether he was actually talking to me. It turns out he was, and he said “I like your headphones”. It wasn’t that weird- so I just said “Thanks” and figured that’s all he wanted. However he didn’t leave, and he instead just awkwardly looked at me (never making eye contact) for an uncomfortable period of time before apologizing (in that nice guy way) “im so sorry for bothering you. Go back to doing whatever, this was dumb” I assure him it was fine, and then he suddenly does a 180 and asks “are you graduating??” And immediate RED FLAGS 🚩 I’m 15, and very obviously a minor. I’m not even tall (5,2) and def don’t look like I’m over 18. This makes me slightly panicked so I stay quiet before going “oh no- definitely not. Just halfway through highschool” EXCEPT THAT doesn’t seem to be A PROBLEM TO HIM, but I notice my brother also looking around (at some point they passed me) so I go to follow them. We look around for a bit, and the dude leaves me alone. After we exit the store, the brother and his foster mom walked a bit slower, so when I turn around to talk to them in the distance I see the same man running in my direction with his phone in hand (obv wanting my contact info) but he suddenly turns around when he sees I’m not alone. It was super uncomfortable and honestly made me feel scared. Especially because the Canada (where I was) has the most Missing and Murdered Indigenous women. So being a native teen approached by a 19+ man asking if I was graduating, and seemingly thinking I was alone was worrying. Especially when he ran in my direction afterwards, if he hadn’t seen I was with an adult, I worry over what could’ve happened.

[@rachelhoneyy]

Sorry for that. I relate to this so much it happens like every other day

[@delusion5867]

That is so disgusting, thank goodness you had your brother and his foster mom. I'm 17 and this would still freak me out, it's too scary going out alone

[@MaryamMaqdisi]

That is on a whole other level of insane, damn it. Be safe out there, and bless you. I hope things get better over there and that you're spared from this bs in the future. It is absolutely unacceptable and it's not your fault.

[@allid3231]

That's so scary and I'm sorry you had to go through that... teens getting creeped on by adults is such a pervasive issue and its so frustrating that there's a lot of people in ~society~ that don't see it as the entire issue it is (misogynistic dudes but obviously they're the ones both doing it and perpetuating it by downplaying it w nonsense like "if she looks mature you can't blame the guy!") I'm 23 but I've also been hit on/approached as a minor who looked WAY younger (I'm 5' 1.5" too). And as a whole 23 year old that still looks pretty young and I'm small, I still get guys who think I'm like 18-ish at least and try to approach me like one...and they're whole ass 40+ year olds!!! It adds another layer of nasty af when I mention that I'm 23 and they suddenly get disinterested, I'm really glad I'm engaged and my fiance is huge and intimidating so that I don't get approached anymore by thirsty dudes LOL

[@cayenne_pepper7665]

Weird guys seem to be everywhere right now, even in the Supreme Court

[@sappho1887]

The ridiculous amount of power the Supreme Court holds over US laws is disgusting and undemocratic. Firearms literally have more rights than women

[@AJ-ht3kf]

Definitely want to control the narrative of women..

[@jessicaholscher4097]

6:19 this is a perfect example of why so many "Nice Guys" (and nice girls) get mad. They have the conversation planned out in their head, including what the other person is going to say, and once that person doesn't say the correct secret line, they have ruined the fantasy.

[@aoi3999]

exactlyy

[@Espresso4Depresso]

Reality > Fantasy. A hard swallow to pull for those "nice" guys and gals out there

[@KiKo-yu9yi]

I don’t know what’s worse, fantasizing about a CONVERSATION with (usually) a stranger or fantasizing about something creepy with, again probably a stranger.

[@gekkoe1234]

@u know me ok

[@FriedRice3519]

ikr.

[@megannielsen8720]

This is actually helpful. Keep at it. Most crappy men don’t listen to women’s problems if they hear it from the mouth of a woman. Sadly, we meed men to convince other men that these things are harmful because they take the words of men much more seriously.

[@edelleaa]

not sure it really works since they simply call men like this simps

[@xxxmxxwm1564]

It’s so sad. It just proved how much feminism is still needed. Our society has hatred for women deep in the roots.

[@heartblast3647]

well actually men will just call men who want equal rights, “simps”

[@anarchysplatcast]

@@heartblast3647 yeah, and theyre like “male feminists are just lonely guys trying to get girls” as if that isnt describing them

[@gruntythefinestwench]

Yeah this message isn’t getting to those types of dudes I’m afraid. It goes against the world they’ve made for themselves on the internet. You know her? The thing that is literally just an experiment gone off the rails? That’s taken advantage of for money-making? I’m in my 30s and I can’t believe how SERIOUS people take this shit 💀😂 No, what they need is to be truly humbled, put in some fucking effort to go outside and actually meet other humans in-person, and therapy. If they can’t find their own reason(s) to live, that’s on them. 🤷‍♀️ Everyone has problems and trauma. The internet is never, at least in our timeline, going to be anything of substance. Until they realize that…..we roast them until they do 💀

[@Galvanizedsquaresteel13]

Once when I was 13 I was at dollar tree, and this crusty, musty, dusty, old man started aggressively hitting on me. He literally asked to see my **barely developed** yiddies, and when I said “I’m literally 13” he looked me dead in the eyes, and said “sorry, I thought you were younger” I never went to dollar tree again.

[@unripelemon1142]

Geez I'm so sorry dude. Something like that happened to me before

[@shan1a_t]

Omg, girl, if ur being fr, i'm so sorry, thats actually deplorable.. i actually recoiled at that

[@galaxylovesmemesmlg504]

thats terrifying holy shit, i am so sorry you went through that

[@maunia4642]

The lollipop skit was pure gold. I was laughing so hard. And the fact that Jacob was licking a spoon made it even better 😂

[@Halfgay_boi]

It’s truly a cinematic masterpiece

[@PhilomathWizard]

Imagine you're a security guard, you're living your life in your 9-5, drinking coffee all day and watching normal people walk in and out of the hotel corridors. One day, two men: One barefoot licking a spoon and the other one has a mullet, and they're both doing something on the hall. The barefoot guy keeps licking his mysterious spoon and the mullet man whispers in his ear and slowly walks away.

[@yassu20]

@@PhilomathWizard LMAO

[@chiral2233]

I didn’t even realize it was a spoon until halfway through the skit 😅

[@jadebeason7552]

I like the fact that he blurred out Jacobs feet.

[@CrazyCousin404]

'His Ideal woman is a pair of breasts' I feel like this is a good place to mention that in an experiment with turkeys , they found that a male turkey would still try to mate with a female even if she was just a disembodied head on a stick. Not if there was much less than that tho, turkeys still have SOME standards

[@cremepuffle]

But for men it’s reversed. They always depict naked women headless, statues, pornography. Men dont want the whole women they want breast and access to our gens.

[@cornfield3034]

They’ll get head from a head, but just eyes? Nah that’s too far

[@ostracostio64]

unlike some penguins

[@uselesschannel51]

@@ostracostio64 penguins when they see a hole:😳

[@SickAndMeanSAM]

@@uselesschannel51 if theres a hole, theres a goal

[@Ariatank]

Saw another comment talking about how men should just write self insert fan fictions - and lemme tell you, I read one in my college writing class and holy shit it was the funniest shit ever. Very obviously written by some dude who gets no girls/see girls as stereotypes. My friends acted it out and we couldn’t go a minute without laughing 😭😭

[@mrfrogkingg]

I would pay to see that

[@TheGong00zler]

@@mrfrogkingg me too

[@tweenytwinkies]

SEND LINK

[@pokaay3163]

Oh my god please can you recount more of this story

[@echsemia]

LINK

[@axolotlchaos2318]

Jacob looks absolutely bewildered and uncomfortable in the skit. He really nailed the feeling! 10/10 acting

[@DankrumStar]

My boyfriend died a couple of weeks ago, and they have honestly been some of the hardest weeks of my life. When people like Cody, Danny, Drew and Kurtis post it helps make me laugh and smile through my tears. I appreciate the work that you guys do, because even though it seems silly and fun you really are helping people in their day-to-day lives. Thank you for everything you do!

[@halliefritsch]

oh my goodness, i am so sorry. you are so strong!!!! much love to you

[@onimoney]

Hope you find peace 💫

[@elizabethrobson8431]

lots of love to you

[@l.mathew]

I’m sorry for your loss. You are incredibly strong, much love ❤️ ❤️❤️

[@whomst9101]

so sorry for ur loss!!

[@zoefossen6758]

“a big girl like you deserves a better lollipop…come with me, i have a plan” *walks out slowly, no turning back* “…this is a popsicle” she replied, but it was too late…he was gone

[@WalliFrog]

That's honestly the reaction. I once had a guy say "if you wanna talk to me, you'll find a way" and walk away. I have extreme anxiety and was just trying to speak. I also said I have a hard time talking to people and he said "you could talk _with_ me" like he was saying something profound. Yeah, wild lmao

[@aritherrr]

"straight guys are weird" spitting facts as always, kurtis, never misses

[@thetoilet3321]

@Kurtis 😱

[@haleigh6089]

@Kurtis KURTIS??? NO WAYYYY

[@aritherrr]

@Kurtis KURTIS RESPONDING TO MY COMMENT!!?!?!?! I AM SO HONORED!!!11!!1!!

[@seokjinluv]

@Kurtis YOO ITS KURT 😱😱

[@big_sea]

yes

[@HI-bp1xt]

Posted a picture on my Instagram where i was BLM protest and a boy i knew literally typed this into my comment section: "Why must you hurt me this way (my name), why must you break my heart like this? I thought you where a perfect house wife, the perfect mother to my children, the one i would impregnate and carry my bloodline, i was going to be the husband to come back to the house while you look after our children like the good little housewife you could've been 🥺" I legit threw my phone across the room in disbelief 😭😭😭😭

[@Ro-wc1ug]

What the fuck 😭😭😭

[@djixi98]

"noooo you could've been a perfect wife for me but you're not ra**st enough!!1!" There saved him a whole bunch of words without losing any meaning whatsoever lol

[@joypink5599]

EEEEWWWW. That made me 🤢 so many times. Disgusting. I’m so sorry for you.

[@Vampress09]

I would feel so violated if someone not only stole my pics to circulate in their incel circle but also imposed a personality on me and the "practiced" with said personality. This is why these people never get anywhere, they live in make believe scenarios which are not even accurate human behavior.

[@juliasutton8634]

OMG I didn't even consider that. Having photos of yourself show up so creepy guys can talk about manipulating you to get into your pants 🤢🤢🤢 THEN they get all condescending while they assign some brain-dead, sex-craving personality to you 🤮🤮🤮 literally so disgusting

[@wisteria8152]

that is absolutely vile, I’m sorry that happened to you

[@Cynderfyre237]

By far the strangest thing a guy has ever said to me was from a friend of a friend online who was like 6-7 years older than me and I had just turned 18, so already off to a bad start. But he sent me this long message about how apparently he was in love with me because he had an erotic dream about me where I turned into a my little pony of all things, and that meant we were destined to be together. Long story short it took like two years and multiple friends helping me to finally be able to cut contact with him completely since he found out where I lived and kept telling me he was gonna come meet me, and he even got his mom to call me and tell me I had sent him into a deep depression every time I attempted to block him. Thank god I was lucky enough to get away without him ever showing up at my house, and now 6 years later I have the confidence to shut down anyone who starts giving off creep or incel vibes. But sadly this kinda thing happens way too often to woman in the gaming community, and more often than not it’s easier to not use voice chat cause as soon as a lot of these people hear a girls voice, you get a lot of strange and inappropriate messages.

[@literallyafishhook]

jesus christ, that's awful... i can't believe how creepy people are, especially if he knew you _before_ you turned 18, like i'd get a goddamn restraining order on the guy... i'm glad you got away from him

[@onyxth3ripper]

That sounds like a very illegal thing to do to someone and I think it would have been best to get the police involved.

[@gl15col]

His mother contacted you? Did she really find you responsible for her sons depression? Could it perhaps be she was the problem, as she didn't get him any help herself? I am so sorry you had to go through this, jebus...

[@CyberWarezz05]

So basically: Him:"Oh hey, I barely know you but I had an erotic dream where you turned into a MLP character and that means we'll be together forever.Oh and I'm gonna stalk and guilt trip you if you ignore me.And I'm gonna ask my mom to do the same" Girl:"Ignores and blocks him" Him:"OMG women are such huge bitches!Why did she ignore me, I'm such a nice guy!!"

[@JingoCrochet]

wow ive had similar experiences with someone like this as well, i eventually was able to completely block him on everything and he somehow got my email and was emailing me asking why i blocked him, he was around the same age gap but i was in middle/high school. But I feel like I now have a sixth sense for weirdos and incels, I can just tell based on a few conversations and then i avoid them completely lol

[@Jenna-in4br]

A guy once told me about how he's been rejected like 100 times and how he hated women. He called me a bitch and said he hoped I died when he asked me out through dms to his prom , I met him like 5 minutes ago and he lived on another god damn continent. I can see why he's been rejected 100 times if that's what he does

[@jellifish.mp3]

what-

[@wow-jz7me]

therapy should be mandatory

[@GoodKidmAAdLizard]

he called you a bitch cause you live in a whole other continent lol

[@JT5555]

i'm lucky: i get guys hitting on me online all the time but i'm a VERY aggressive and dominating person so i make it pretty clear right off the bat that i don't tolerate that shit and it tends to keep the creepy factor down (though you'd be amazed how many guys want a woman that can and will kick their ass). i'm also fairly sexually open,though so as long as you're not showing me pictures of your dick (followed by me making fun of your small dick) or being one then i'm pretty chill so long as you stay in line.

[@PinocchioDread]

Did he get rejected due to being terrible or is he terrible due to being rejected?

[@kdkorz10211]

1) I had an OKCupid account which stated that I’m non-binary in my profile. My very first message was exactly the following: do u have a penis or a vagina? I responded that it really isn’t appropriate to suddenly ask someone about their genitals, especially without even saying hello first. They never responded. 2) While sitting at the smoking spot at my community college, a guy tapped me on my shoulder. When I turned around, he said, “I will seduce you.” I burst out laughing, turned back around and asked the other folks at my table if they heard that. Pro tip: the implication that my agency and desires don’t matter to you is not a good “open.”

[@LaplacesAngel612]

"I will seduce you 🧍‍♂️"

[@bil-v6h]

1 wasn't worth ur time at all and 2 was cringe. Good riddance.

[@Lionfrog13]

Fun fact incel was a term coined by a woman who was complaining about her love life. The worst people on the internet just took it.

[@elle1107]

Reply All has a great episode that dives into this!

[@eyekandi]

A bi woman too.

[@KingOfGaymes]

I’m honestly shocked by this information

[@RMZweasel]

Yes!! She was a lesbian who had to be closeted around her family, so couldn’t date.

[@glidee4671]

@@eyekandi how does that have anything to do with anything

[@meppep6733]

Fun fact (ish): the world incel, meaning involuntarily celibate, was originally a world to describe disabled people who actually were involuntarily celibate. But then the community of bad “incels” (like the guys in this video) stole the word for themselves (at least that's the story to my understanding).

[@seamusmckeon9109]

Sad

[@thatoneveryfunnychannel2482]

damn that’s horrible

[@janapewen362]

Yeah it was for disabled people and stuff, also was coined by a woman

[@bogwife7942]

wasn't it coined by a bisexual woman?

[@mightymeatymech]

@@janapewen362 well shit, that changes the context a whole lot :(

[@ohyeah904]

If I was eating a lollipop in public and someone said something like that to me, I cannot even describe how terrified I would be. I would find someone I know to hide behind immediately, I am leaving as fast as possible, and I'm looking over my shoulder for the next two months because that would legitimately make me fear for my life.

[@melinaloyer]

literally

[@x_2swag2]

I was eating a lollipop when I saw that part so I was so fucking freaked out

[@Rin-sr1nz]

a guy i barely knew drew me nude… he also said “kiss me” and i said i didn’t want to and he said “i do tho” PLEASE DON’T DO THIS TO A WOMAN like seriously that was so creepy and weird and made me so uncomfortable

[@magicalsketches2799]

weirdly enough, guy saying something weirdly horny and then apologizing profusely is very common. especially over text and Instagram. If I was quiet or called them out they would say sorry just to do it again later. It'd like they think apologizing right after means it's not harassment.

[@toothfairy10133]

gonna rob a house and if i get caught i'll just apologise. "it was from the thief in me, your honour!"

[@robin_ch]

wait it counts as harassment?? ive had it happen to me before but i never considered it being harassment

[@bbew2914]

if they keep doing it it counts as harassment

[@HaHaHaLMFAOtv]

@@robin_ch even sending explicit photos without your consent is a harassment. It's a private thing and you don't want to see it but they have to shove it in your throat

[@GoddoDoggo]

@@robin_ch If a flasher whips their privates out at you on the subway it's harassment, doing it via text isn't much different.

[@pinkpumpkin8298]

I still remember an interaction I had in my freshman year. A group of guys told me that one of them had a crush on me because I was like an “anime girl” using chopsticks and eating a bento during lunch… And apparently that’s what they all called me. “The anime girl”. To be fair I did move from Japan, but I find it weird that their reason for starting to crush on me was because I was using utensils that I’m used to eating with.

[@demo2823]

What the heck, surely they knew that anime was Japanese, they could have just said they like Japanese culture a lot. It's so weird that they'd conflate cultural habits with a cartoon style as if chopsticks were invented for anime.

[@JanYaps]

Sounds like fetishization to me

[@iamobsessedwithshadowsight]

The same thing happened with my friend except it wasn’t bc of utensils but bc of the way she dressed, bc she watched anime, and her general personality. This dude followed her around and said she was so “kawaii” and “innocent” it reminded him of an anime girl, and to make things worse she ended up dating him. I’m not sure of the current status of their relationship bc I don’t have much contact with her anymore, but from the last I saw he was possessive of her to an unhealthy degree (getting pissed if a male friend sat near her, saying “she’s mine so back off” even when no one was doing anything weird to her, etc), and once she added me to a gc with him so I could meet him and that rubbed me the wrong way so badly. We were having a playful argument, and he thought it was serious, and got so excited???? It was so weird. Sorry for the long ramble-ish comment, I just still really worry for her sometimes

[@thag_simmons]

oh god, nature abhors no other like the "cultural appreciator" who seems to have forgotten how to be an earthling along the way. I wonder just how much cognitive dissonance they had to suppress in order to look past chopsticks also being a "most of china, east asia, and southeast asia" thing as well as bento boxes coincidentally also being nice for things as universally mundane as meal portioning.

[@animepiglover]

Tbh when I was 12 in 8th grade I developed a crush on a guy because of his shoes 😅 I was like nice shoes, nice face, ~*crush*~

[@clover-g7k]

Honestly, bullying is okay sometimes and these guys on twitter are proof for that.

[@Steph-bx6yu]

Seriously. I think in these cases these dudes deserve a good scare. Something that'll make them think twice about sending weird ass shit like this.

[@gruntythefinestwench]

Yeah where is the shame?????

[@terraehman8060]

Bullying bullies back isn't really bullying though? That's just defending yourself.

[@ralphwilsin]

No way jose! They just need alpha male training!

[@NoMoreSuperHero]

@@terraehman8060 You can't bully bullies, you can bully nerds cause they're trash, but bullies tend to be pretty chill.

[@tessknits]

When I was 17 I worked at a department store and these two guys in their 30s came up to me to ask where to find the cologne. As I was explaining where it was to one guy, the other stared at me and kept saying "damn Tess, Damn Tess, DAMN TESS" until he was literally shouting. They followed me around the store for about an hour saying creepy shit until another guy noticed and informed my manager who asked them to leave. They had the audacity to throw a fit over being kicked out over literally harassing a minor

[@CC-lm1tw]

Creepiest thing that happened to me: I was watering my flowers outside, kept feeling someone looking at me. It was a guy that cut down those tree limbs from power lines, and I noticed his gaze. He came down the ladder, approached me, said “you’re so beautiful, can I get your number?” Only issue was I was 15 😐 and that apparently was not a deal breaker for him.

[@juliasutton8634]

EW 🤢🤢🤢 I hope you moved after

[@jaguar4u2012]

try being a 13 year old boy who's told the same by some unhinged man who follows you in his car LOL

[@cinemagirlxoxo]

That happened to me once with an ice cream man. Went alone (not smart) to get ice cream when I was 15. As I came up to the truck he came out and stood by the sign as I was looking at the ice cream and looked me up and down and said "you're cute, you're just a baby, you like 18,19?" I replied, thinking he would lose interest with my real age (15) and he said "oooo even better!" My legs shook all the way home, I don't even know how I got all the way back down the street I was so terrified it was hard to walk/run straight.

[@karissa-tkacz]

the fact you were 15 and that wasn't a dealbreaker, is disgusting

[@thedatastealer463]

@@cinemagirlxoxo That is terrifying. I'm so so sorry you had to go through that

[@exkitedgirl5678]

A guy I graduated with but never talked to came into my work, came up to me and said “you grew nicely into your body”. I wanted to shower in acid to get the icky feeling off of me.

[@juliasutton8634]

EW EW EW that's vile 🤢🤢🤢 I feel like I need a shower just for reading that. I'm sorry that happened to you, and AT WORK

[@forsaken696]

Oh lord I hate it I hate that I’m sorry

[@sonetagu1337]

RIP to those quadrillions of blood cells who died to make you "MagIcaLy MolD" into your body today IdcIf-2022 (I'm joking of course, not sure if it's funny doe cuz it's nerdy af lol)

[@pokaay3163]

WHAT THE FUCK

[@googli300]

It is a nice compliment if he's a skinwalker

[@TheDBPhantom]

im a trans guy who cracked in college and presented as female all thru high school. the amount of dudes/incels/LOSERS who would pretend to be my friend just to admit they wanted to get with me and present me with those kinds of hateful messages when i turned down them asking me out was absurd. i still have trouble trusting that my guy friends actually want to hang with me because im me and not just because they want to get in my pants (haven't started T yet). when talking to other dudes (im not out to a lot of people atm) i am always on guard making sure whatever i say doesn't come across as flirting and shutting down any even remotely flirty things as soon as they're brought up (like when they stretch their arms out and go "WhErE's My HuG?" and you KNOW they never do that with their best guy friends). it is SO dehumanizing to know they only viewed you as a potential date/thing to 'conquer' and not as an actual friend or even a human being. they just view all women as a means to an end in the social sense- getting laid- and they don't really care about them as people at all. that's why they do this roleplay shit online and why every single one of those responses is treating the woman like an object that only exists for their consumption. they genuinely don't view women as human beings, and their individual personalities are just a challenge in the way of the incel getting laid by the body the actual person inhibits. that's why these 'post your opening line' tweets even exist in the first place. the women in those photos are not people to them, so it's fine to just post actual fucking photos of them for a game like this, and this is just for them to try and figure out the 'optimal' strategy to get laid, like a fucking workshop, ignoring the fact that every person is different and not all people react the exact same way. but they assume they will because women are like a totally other species to them and, like a bad fantasy writer, every one of a different species will *obviously* act the exact same (and when they don't, the incels get furious). and imagine how those women would feel finding those threads, a personal photo of you shared without your consent and a comments section full of what are essentially insults and people objectifying you and for what? having the gall to exist online while being fairly attractive?? it's disgusting how normalized this behavior is. kudos to you and others for calling it out.

[@cusp1dz]

i rlly like this comment! i don't have much to say, there's just no "😮" button

[@Spookyguy223]

I HATE incels

[@ratkingmilly]

u articulated the issue so well

[@Dunbie_]

This is a McDonald’s please just tell me which drink you’d like

[@faevers]

i used to have a friend in university that treated me like this, but only after i disappeared for a couple of weeks due to personal health things and didn't talk to him for a while. he spent 5 months of his time as my "friend" and completely did a 180 after i was gone for a while. he got angry that i didn't talk to him, that we hadn't had sex, etc etc and started to misgender me. he even went as far to dm and harass my friends from home, asking them what was wrong with me. i never picked up any of this in the months leading up to it. it's crazy how much your kindness gets used against you if you're nice to incels. and not to mention the trust issues that happen as a result.

[@evepiercing]

I like seeing men point out other mens bad or shady behavior as opposed to condoning it or ignoring it/letting it slide. It gives me hope. I am very much aware that there are many great men out there (who aren't sexist, misogynistic, or has old school traditional views on womenhood). But, I have yet to meet many of them. My goal is to surround myself by good people in general, but ya know including men. And smart men/people who can think for themselves and don't just believe what others tell them or what they red on the internet.

[@gillb9222]

It does need men saying to other men that they are out of order foe their behaviour. They don't respect the views of women, they need a lot of guys to call them out for any of them to get the message that it's not OK

[@ashleylunette2187]

"I entrepreneur well" is the culmination of thousands of "I hardly know her jokes." Kurtis has achieved full potential

[@toothfairy10133]

wait i didn't understand the joke what's the pun? /gen

[@neil12]

@@toothfairy10133 I entrepre-Knew Her well

[@gingerdjohnson]

feels really cathartic to make fun of some men at a time like this thanks kurtis 😭

[@non-corporealentity67]

@Kurtis this comment was important enough to say something other than your spam? 💀💀

[@It-is-me...Melsie]

@@non-corporealentity67 You should report him for all of his scummy spamming.

[@igowra747]

wdym what’s a time like this

[@ableape275]

@@igowra747the roe v wade ban on abortion

[@nomoretwitterhandles]

@@igowra747 Roe vs. Wade was overturned, so abortion rights have been taken away from women in almost half of the states. Abortion can now legally be banned entirely. Though I will say, I find it ironic that people are blaming men (there are definitely plenty to blame, not gonna deny that) when Marjorie Dannenfelser was one of the women (yes, women) responsible for overturning Roe vs. Wade. Here's an excerpt about her: "'Marjorie Jones Dannenfelser is the president of the Susan B. Anthony Pro-Life America, an American political organization that seeks to advance anti-abortion women in politics." She has been in this organization for over 20 years. There are lots of women who support her radical ideology. People only think it's cathartic to blame men because it's easy. We blame men because we don't want to hold our own sex responsible for being half of the problem. I mean, did you ever see how many women voted for Trump, knowing he was anti-abortion and a huge sexist? It's insane how much women in America hate women. Everyone is to blame for this shit.

[@cheeseconnoisseur8192]

Kurtis bullying incels is exactly what I needed on this lovely afternoon

[@Cera_01]

@Victory Here, hold this ratio.

[@TheQueenOfSheba]

Yup.

[@demo2823]

Not bullying when you just hold their actual objectively dumb actions against them.

[@86sineadw]

Random woman: ‘I got a new skirt’ Ted bundy realising he’s a necrophile: ‘That’s too much of a personality’

[@viperv6768]

I still laugh about the time in middle school when a classmate asked for my number for, I thought, school stuff. That very night I get an upfront "Are you a freak?" I had no idea what that meant and no way to find out. Clearly it wasn't meant to be an insult, but besides that, who knows? So I simply responded, "Even if I were, I would not tell you." Now knowing what it means, I'm so happy with how I responded.

[@aceeduventures]

Esta sesion de trap igual esta piola kzbin.info/www/bejne/mIXCdpKEjMqIl7M

[@_cvylarenee888]

@1min ago y’all bots outta pocket

[@firdosinizam3443]

omg I love this, I will be using this response in the future

[@slightlyexpiredyogurtuwu269]

I'm not a woman but I'm trans ftm. There was a guy that I was pretty ok with and sometimes he'd ask me questions about me being trans and I thought it was nice that he was willing to learn...... until he said "What a shame, I would've loved to make you a mother" HUUUUHH!?!??!?! We still talked a little bit after that but he kept making transphobic remarks so I eventually stopped.

[@juliasutton8634]

That's really disgusting. Like actually so unbelievably vile. I'm sorry that happened to you

[@zbr_8196]

@@juliasutton8634 Oh my Gosh, I know right!! So disgusting, vile, transphobic and homophobic. How could anyone ANYONE act like that!! They are definitely a MAN and WHITE!! How can anyone be so against WOMEN and TRANS people, how can someone be so hateful and spit so much toxic hatred, it's unbelievable!! HOW DARE HE ask questions and insult his transness!! I cannot believe it. I am shaking and crying right now, LITERALLY SHAKING AND CRYING, this world is so unfair! let's all be softies together😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔

[@Luka_Ivory]

Bro,,,wtf,,😰 that's hella creepy,,,

[@biggestastiest]

im also transmasc and i cannot tell you how many people have asked me if i wanted to get pregnant and how it would work, if i do an*l, etc. etc.

[@cephynight]

thats horrible, im really sorry about that. as someone whos also transmasc, comments like that are a huge ick of mine.

[@professionaltortoiseenjoyer]

Fun fact: Aphrodite was born from the testicles of Uranus. Like, she actually just transformed. Balls to goddess. Like a snap

[@Ukraineaissance2014]

Well nah he had his balls cut off with a sickle and aphrodite appeared from the sperm when they were thrown into the sea

[@professionaltortoiseenjoyer]

@@Ukraineaissance2014thanks for correcting me

[@maomaomi5434]

The ancient Greeks were the true masters of fanfiction

[@professionaltortoiseenjoyer]

@@maomaomi5434 fr

[@yandenjav9774]

Ares banged his great grandfather's balls

[@blending_in]

I can't imagine anyone typing "from the major pervert in me" with a straight face

[@aceeduventures]

Esta sesion de trap igual esta piola . kzbin.info/www/bejne/mIXCdpKEjMqIl7M

[@blending_in]

hehe was wondering if I've watched this one before, got my answer right here

[@elleembee6335]

This is very long but creepy. TW, there is stalking involved in this story. I used to work in a tuxedo store, so I was constantly having weird, and often frankly sexual, things asked of me. I had groomsmen ask me to measure their dicks. I was often asked by groomsmen to come join them after the wedding at their hotel and grooms propositioning before the wedding and after returning their tuxedo. That was a hard no. I had guys approach me at gas stations and ask if I was married way too often. But the creepiest: I measured a guy for his tuxedo like I did for everyone. He was trying to flirt but I was giving absolutely nothing back. He told me I was very fast at getting him measured (using a very disappointed tone) and I told him that I dressed men all day. He shoots his shot with: "Do you undress men all night?" "No, I dress and undress a toddler." Then he started following me around the store talking about his job and where he lives and trying to get information out of me. I tried to ignore him and answered only yes or no questions that weren't personal. He put so much chapstick on that it looked like gloss, which my workmates noticed. I wasn't attracted, but that's not why I was ignoring him. He set off my fight or flight the moment he started talking to me. I don't know why, but I trust my body when it does that. After a while he left and said he looked forward to seeing me again. I made a mental note to take that wedding weekend off. Fast forward and I'm in the bathroom when a workmate bangs on the door and tells me there's someone asking for me. I ask if it's a friend and they say no, I'm just being asked for by name. And then I realized, it was the weekend of the 6th. I had forgotten to take it off. I come out and he asks me to adjust his tuxedo (pants and vests are adjustable). I do and then walk over to help a groom. "I think my pants need adjusting again." He says this with a really smarmy tone. "The latches on the side can be used for that." The groom I'm helping laughs because he knows the guy is striking out hard. When he returns it (Sunday, so the place is packed), he refuses to have anyone but me check his tuxedo. I check that everything is there, hand him his receipt saying so, tell him to have a nice day, and walk away to help someone else. He calls out a thank you to me and tries to say something else, but I politely wave as a response and, after watching me for another 20 minutes, he finally leaves. I'd been getting followed home from work for weeks, starting pretty much from the first time he came in the store, but I would lose the guy through neighborhoods. He didn't need to know where I was picking up my child or where I lived. I can't prove it was him, and it ended a couple weeks after the last interaction, but it was stressful and frustrating. Thank you to poorly planned neighborhoods and people that didn't come out at night when I backed into their hard to see driveways, turned off my car, and ducked. I was teased by my coworkers, who labeled him the lip gloss guy, for weeks. I'd been living in terror, but I'm glad they could get a laugh because that job sucks your soul out at times. Humor is absolutely necessary.

[@thesleepydot]

that is so ungodly disturbing. I have no idea how I would react in a situation like that… I hope neither of us has to go through that (again, in your case…), but if I ever have to, i hope I handle it as well as you. ps. thanks for the TW. I still read it all, but these warnings can help me prepare myself mentally, so yeah, appreciated

[@elleembee6335]

@@thesleepydot thank you, that's really kind of you. I hope no one ever has to go through that. The interactions were just uncomfortable, and some of it was funny in retrospect, but the rest was a nightmare. I wish it on no one. I'm glad the TW helps! I know it wasn't graphic, but it was terrifying for me. Thankfully years of good therapy lets me think about this kind of thing without my fight or flight kicking in. I cannot recommend therapy enough to anyone who's been through this kind of thing.

[@pinkrosa44]

I’m so sorry! This is so disturbing, like idk what’s worse the fact that he was being so creepy or the fact that he was doing all that while about to get married!!! And even after his wedding, like do you even like your wife? Freaking disgusting creep. I hope someone beats him up 😤😤

[@nicomoist5336]

cw: stalking i got followed randomly as well, but it was a case of road rage. still, it was so fucking scary, especially as a afab trans boy who is still very much a minor and a new driver i had to duck into an store im sorry you got followed, but in glad you dont deal with that no more!

[@elleembee6335]

@@nicomoist5336 I'm glad it sounds like you managed to stay safe. Road rage is real and honestly scary.

[@brixittbee]

In 2014 a guy messaged me on Tinder with the opening line “i want to paint you green and spank you like a bad avocado” and I haven’t been the same since

[@aceeduventures]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/mIXCdpKEjMqIl7M Finally its here .

[@ourgloriousgodoursaviourbe2757]

Bro, epic troll moment

[@Violet-Storm]

Well…… at least he’s honest?… I guess?…

[@cheetosan]

bro WHAT 😭😭

[@mariannestrgzr9374]

do you. do you guys spank your avocados?

[@kenbonez]

Instead of improving themselves, they just go straight to its "the girls problem/fault. Not mine."

[@redheadlightningluver]

the way that these men believe anyone would respond to them in this way proves that they have never talked to a woman before and that is the funniest shit ever.

[@janthran]

or they met ONE woman who was just totally wild

[@lokicooper4690]

For normal people, we call it a fantasy (and it stays in the fantasy relam). The incels seem to think these are normal behaviour and thought processes. As a female I can find what they are saying them funny, but also terrifying. They do not live in the real world, and don't appear to be capable of living there.

[@georgie5266]

I once received a message that stated how they couldn’t wait to marry me, hear our children, grow old together..and that they would fix my “ethnic” problem. Definitely super creepy message

[@aceeduventures]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/mIXCdpKEjMqIl7M Finally its here .

[@DC_let_the_Waynes_be_happy]

I'm honestly scared of asking but, what "ethnic" problem??

[@dopesickdog]

yeah what???

[@massivelegend3339]

How do you even fix the ethnic "problem" was dude trynna white wash you? lol

[@Fumbann]

That sounds so extremely concerning. I hope you're in a safe place:(

[@tthetac2575]

it’s actually insane to me how many women have had creepy interactions with delusion men. how is there such a large population of people with this behavior??? it’s terrifying knowing that anybody you meet one day might think like this

[@aakashgarain]

Nah,more like few people keep doing this to many people

[@Inzpectre]

One word: porn. It ruins people, and turns them into these idiots

[@thatoneperson6594]

@@aakashgarain I disagree lol

[@tdelioncourt1268]

@@aakashgarain nah it's like playing the 50/50 game

[@jenconvertibles]

@@aakashgarain i tend to agree but it’s not like we can ever know for sure. It also doesn’t really matter because either way there is still a chance for every person to be an absolute creep, and unfortunately it does seem to be mostly guys that are the creeps.

[@kellyc4729]

Opening message from a guy on Tinder years ago “You look like a girl who’d like to rut vigorously in the backseat of my mom’s minivan.” I asked if that ever works and he replied “no. My mom doesn’t even have a minivan.”

[@TheYoungKilljoy]

That's so cringy

[@kellyc4729]

@@TheYoungKilljoy so, so cringy. And it was about 7 years ago so it extra stood out.

[@Whitelisted_Productions]

As a member of the Floridian community I would like to publicly announce this apology letter to Mr. Kurtis Conner. To answer your question, we do not know why anyone wants to live here everything is expensive and it’s very hot, and for you to be infected with these hardships we do apologize in the bottom of our hearts, and we hope that you can find it in your heart to forgive us. Signed - John F Kennedy

[@voosgoose]

I like your funny words magic man

[@MalTiger]

I second this

[@thatoneveryfunnychannel2482]

yooooo JFK?! stay outta Dallas my G 😭😭😭

[@plunksong]

other than miami i don't think it's very expensive...

[@abbyandino273]

@@plunksong it is expensive.

[@gabs59]

This old guy who, in the middle of giving me his food order, told me "you know, im the kinda guy your mom warned you about." I did the awkward customer service laugh, finished the order and scrambled into the back of the restaurant bc what the absolute fuck. I was a minor at the time which just made it even creepier

[@Steph-bx6yu]

Holy fuck that's disgusting. I don't understand how people like this have so little shame.

[@Jukajobs]

and that kind of thing is even worse when you're at work, because then you can't really get away from the situation as easily, and you often have to be polite because otherwise that might have a negative impact on your job. it's gross.

[@juliasutton8634]

I worked at McDonald's as a minor for two years. One man (married with kids) got kicked out because he wouldn't stop staring at me, mostly my butt. Old men would constantly try to flirt with me and ask me to smile. It's like some disgusting fetishism or something, put all your teenage employees in super tight clothes and let creepy older men hit on them all day. It's vile the way people are treated in the service industry

[@rayna7055]

i've been working at a local resteraunt since i was 16, im 18 now. i have weird and uncomfortable exchanges with creepy men pretty much daily. we had a general manager once (cishet guy, a really dumb one, we'll call him ron) who literally told me that my "list of creepy guys" was "too long". as well as straight up told me he thinks i judge men too harshly when i complain about all the creeps i encounter (when i confronted him and expressed i was actually upset, he backpeddaled and said he was just joking) one of our employees (also a cishet guy, a little younger than me, type of dude who says "females") would also always agree with ron and belittle my emotions. this made me feel so much less safe at work than i already did. dealing with predatory and even ped*philic (bc again, i got this job at 16) comments from customers and not even being able to complain about it for fear of being made fun of or belittled is so shitty. ron was weird in ways not even mentioned here, too. the sad part is, a lot of people liked him and miss him, so i'm somewhat alone in my disdain. we have a new gm now though and she's much better thankfully. im sorry for anyone else dealing with this kinda shit. it's gross and im honestly so tired. stay safe and remember your worth. don't be afraid to stand up for yourself, but be careful as well

[@justlola417]

I really do feel for awkward insecure guys who never learned to like be normal around women but when they get sucked into that mentality of demeaning women they loose any kind of respect and compassion I had

[@moon.2674]

the way those men write the pick-up line scenarios is so funny to me as someone who used to be in a roleplay community. the first tweet with the scenario is literally like an rp starter and the responses are the roleplays. all we need now is for them to reply to each other and 'roleplay' together!

[@cartkart1]

Dude As someone who has basic respect and empathy for other human beings, how do people not have it there are people who just go their entire lives not respecting women or whoever How?? Did they seriously never learn about kindness in elementary school

[@FriedRice3519]

sadly, they are ignored or taught nothing by their parents

[@junmiko4]

probably got everything they wanted and everything went their way by incompetent parents and think they deserve every right to harass people

[@Maxisanobody]

The weirdest "pick up line" I've ever got online was a feminine presenting sex bot sending me the message 'Luigi' and nothing else, I kind of wish I had responded with a picture of Luigi. The rest have all been self proclaimed "sugar daddies/mummies" offering to pay for my company 😭

[@Steph-bx6yu]

To be honest that would probably work more on me than an actual pick up line!

[@ImaginaryAlchemist]

The weirdest one I got was someone saying they wanted someone who was "like artificial intelligence." Whatever that means

[@jeepyyyy]

l u i g i

[@sonetagu1337]

@@ImaginaryAlchemist NPC!

[@thiccrat]

I dont even get any messages online but once i did get a text message from my free TextNow number (of course) of someones obviously stolen (probably?) Picture with their bare boobs and something about how we hooked up last night? Lmao, that was interesting... Wonder what kind of weird scam that is. Probably some money thing like a fake pregnancy.

[@zzuelsdorf3371]

One of the weirdest lines a guy used as an opener when he messaged me was "are you pure blood?" I asked what he meant and apparently pure blood means "not vaxxed"

[@carrieteagarden3803]

harry potter type shit 😭

[@Steph-bx6yu]

What has the world gone to

[@ImaginaryAlchemist]

Just reply with "no, I'm a Muggleborn"

[@vihazel1828]

Wth it's hilarious at weirdest level 😂

[@solus8685]

Unfortunately I've heard that one before 💀

[@professionaltortoiseenjoyer]

Personally, I would open with the question "do you like tortoises"

[@airotiv7916]

LOVE THIS! ♥️

[@BoxOfToasters]

Who doesn't like tortoises?

[@chaosdisembodied5483]

great way to get a partner, who doesn't?

[@kyakatz7855]

Jacob’s facial expressions as he continued to lick the lollipop throughout that scene, and Kurtis’s serial killer face as he approached him had me dying. That and the feet being blurred out. Perfection.

[@kpopcoverfan]

13:42 I finally realized that Jacob was licking a spoon the whole time

[@virtual_toybox]

One time a guy text me asking for help because he was in a really bad place mentally and when I asked what was going on because i was worried and take that stuff seriously he said the issue was he wasn't dating me. Never spoke to him again.

[@drunkhyena]

Jesus christ that is so fucking shitty

[@faithsspam]

wtf I’m so sorry that happened dude

[@the.muffin]

one time a dude said he was in a really bad place mentally, and was hoping i could send 'something' to help - i was not dating him, had rejected him multiple times, and had never even shown any interest in him 💀💀💀

[@bekcha4170]

I had a guy (very two-faced btw, also lied about his age) trying to pull me? on pity. Literally sent photos of self-harm and messages like “I really need you”, “I’m begging you” etc. just to talk shit about me to our mutual friends while trying to idk? Sleep with me I guess? Literally came over, bought him medicine and gave away my aloe to him. I regret giving him my aloe

[@W41K.3R]

@@bekcha4170 not the aloe

[@corinnewolfe963]

I wanna know how far that guy walked before accepting that she was not following him

[@Holytitmouse]

Kurtis, "light is flickering behind me. Hope that's not distracting." me, "well it WASN'T until you pointed it OUT"

[@sleepykitty1745]

Looked for this comment and didn't have to look far

[@thetoilet3321]

ikr

[@LuisMan123]

Vecna

[@Thaigerlily]

@Kurtis no way! Thanks Kurt

[@bellah3xx]

THE DEMOGORGON’S HERE-

[@tabormillien3380]

To this day, the strangest thing a guy has ever said to me that was meant to be a compliment was "your hands are soft like cheese"

[@Fluff_Noodles]

LIKE CHEESE??????????????? That's terrifying 😭😭 If I touched someone's hand and it was malleable like cheese I would think I was in a nightmare 💀💀

[@BILLCIPHER8]

@@Fluff_Noodles and imagine if it smelt like cheese too 🤢

[@telkinia]

LMAO WTF

[@meowntown69]

Gonna use this on my partner 😍 /j

[@BILLCIPHER8]

@@meowntown69 so romantic ❤