This Canadian Reality TV Show Is Terrifying

[@man-trackertracker688]

Do not worry Kurtis. I got your back

[@Katelizaj]

Man-Tracker Tracker oh...oh god no...

[@_lunamoth]

No... no... not the man tracker

[@jupiter8426]

No...oh nonono...

[@eligould774]

LOL

[@scent-bubbles]

No....please god..no no

[@weirdscience369]

They're called cowboys because they herd cattle. This guy's not a cowboy. He's a boyboy. A manboy. Dudeboy? He herds fellas.

[@littlebagelthe1st]

I wheezed while reading thissss

[@Fairygroveyt]

A good boy, a bad boy, a good bad boy, a half good half bad half boy.

[@lee2791]

Dark Arts If you want love, lower your expectations!

[@annieyu72]

What a fine fellaboy!

[@weepingkoopa2862]

Also, Rodeos. Technically they're bulls, but same difference.

[@ObeyCamp]

This is how you win Man Tracker: Run through the densest part of the forest for as long as possible. Man Tracker's horse can't go there because the trees. Swim across a lake. Man Tracker can't smell you if you're under water. Save your poops in a bag for six months beforehand and drop one in the middle of the road every twenty feet. This sounds counterintuitive because it'll create a trail, but Man Tracker will have to stop and inspect each one for clues and fiber content, buying you precious time. Go the wrong way. If the finish line is 2 km to the east, they expect you to head straight east to the finish line. Instead, go 40,073 km to the west and you'll end up in the same place because the world is like a bean. Move to France. Cowboys can't go in France. Buy a Prius. Prius fastest than horse does. Hooray.

[@anviegowrishankar7413]

This comment is underrated. You are obviously a skilled outdoorsman. Ur flavor is immaculate

[@pepsi2471]

prius fastest than horse does has me in fucking stitches

[@chipskylark5500]

I followed this advice and won the right to tell people that I escaped from my would be rapist!

[@AbbyEmbro]

Such underrated humor

[@SublimeTool321]

You seem to have gotten more and more high as this comment went on

[@gabyandrade4477]

Kurtis is reaaally having fun with his new green screen lol

[@lyla58008]

He's getting so powerful now

[@citrinestone6884]

I lost it when I saw centaur Curtis 😭

[@coolcatalesha]

hi

[@_celeste-]

he put your comment in his last video how do you feel?

[@yellobb3848]

He is, in fact, still really having fun with his green screen

[@cadenced3351]

My friend had a mantracker themed birthday party at a local ranch. They just dumped like twenty prepubescent kids, myself included, under a bridge along a river and told us to find our way back to the ranch without being caught by the two adults on horseback who were chasing us. I remember diving into a bush to avoid the horse. Core memory

[@adriennel.8916]

That sounds like the best shit ever

[@strawberyyicecreamdream216]

That does sound kind of fun.

[@Taiphyr]

That would be fun to do if my legs wouldnt give up on life when I step outside for like 8 seconds 💀

[@Timbobjr]

​@@Taiphyr Cut your legs off and have tank tracks installed

[@Taiphyr]

@@Timbobjr good idea

[@jackkolby909]

my psychologist: the mantracker camera man isn't real mantracker camera man: [ominous galloping in the distance]

[@SieMiezekatze]

this is actually terrifying

[@lolwhat4606]

the mantracker camera man isnt real. because he is not a man. he is a mighty centaur and mark my words his galloping is in fact ominous

[@lunareclipse3692]

"I wanna be a horseboy! Make me a horseboy!" He cried. But the horsemaster did not answer, he just kept on tracking.

[@frankiewazzaz8965]

JAJDJWJDUSU 😂😂

[@bfigs]

NOOOOO 🤣

[@mrfrogkingg]

He just kept on horse-ing

[@exterminationmalfunktion]

guys im about to do the biggest sin known to internet, im gonna self promote ... give my content a chance if you want

[@cease842]

DECEASED ☠️

[@CyberStockholmSyndrome]

Kurtis gets a green screen and now we’re getting next level Oscar-Worthy content. Only the best for the citizens of Kurtistown.

[@spicyvro]

where is kurtistown located

[@maggiebee1005]

@@spicyvro in our hearts

[@kylelawsuit6356]

Maggie Bee in

[@Slippin-Jimmy.]

@@maggiebee1005and Hawaii

[@lil_cheef123]

You’re username concerns me

[@LizzieIsCool]

the one that i remember is a wife and husband team, and they were SUPER close to being caught and the husband shoved the wife to the mantracker. The mantracker and wife looked at each other shocked and then he ran around her and went and lassoed the husband and the wife won

[@sarahmorris4575]

Broo I wanna watch that episode now

[@Hammox]

@@sarahmorris4575 me too wth😭

[@Random-sk6hm]

Marriage.

[@S_Kirahhh]

Damnn, petition for Kurtis to watch this episode

[@Scrofar]

I can't tell if the husband is an asshole or if that's both their mutually agreed strategy that actually worked so they can both technically win

[@mynameisnotthathardtospell8199]

When he said, “I burnt my finger in a sprinkler” my brain went through a dozen different ways on how in the fresh f*ck you could do that

[@giannacollins1608]

One time my sister cut herself on a muffin

[@alsoimawkward4909]

I just thought it was a metal sprinkler on a hot day and he'd burnt his hand on it that way

[@randomfishyfishfish]

I cut my hand and arm on a door 😶

[@randomfishyfishfish]

@The Ol’ Babaganoush did you punch the plushie back?

[@GA_131]

@@toes_butt I lost the tip of my finger because of a door

[@imyself711]

From Wikipedia: "In past interviews, Grant has indicated that the camera crew has him stop to prove where he sees tracks, and also has at times sent out false Prey and production staff to prevent him from just looking for the actual camera crew. Additionally, the Prey's camera crew often change footwear, and are expert woodsmen who often mask their presence in various ways." That's fair enough, but I still don't think a change of shoes will hide a broadcast camera.

[@meowrchl97]

😂😂😂

[@tazgirl_]

I think they would use smaller cameras as wilderness filming cameras do not have to be as big

[@noah.reissmann]

they're really big shoes, so they hide the camera with their shoes

[@lettuce674]

Horseshoes?

[@jiminycrickets990]

nah man they just got big-ass shoes

[@kelsey6749]

don’t you just hate it when you burn your finger on a sprinkler?

[@madelynbennett3353]

Dorje Phurba that’s the worst

[@alexinwonderland5782]

it’s truly the worst

[@langleymneely]

That’s what happens when you turn the water too hot! 🥵 #YeeYee !

[@heidy6072]

Ugh ikr 🙄

[@alexh7107]

Kelsey hi I’m reading this before I’ve watched the video

[@TJGibson0]

So according to Wikipedia: "[Manhunter] has indicated that the camera crew has him stop to prove where he sees tracks and also has at times sent out false Prey and production staff to prevent him from just looking for the actual camera crew. Additionally, the Prey's camera crew often change footwear, and are expert woodsmen who often mask their presence in various ways"

[@Scrofar]

That's clever and hella metal

[@R2Bl3nd]

Sounds like something they could have made up. I bet this show went on for seven seasons because they found just the right blend of extremely low budget content that was just watchable enough. And it could have all been completely faked at much lower expense than if they did it for real.

[@MaryamMaqdisi]

​@@R2Bl3nd yeah I'm very skeptical

[@HiddenDarkHM]

Though I'm highly skeptical I would LOVE to believe that's true

[@oooopsavage7902]

I love how kurtis’ envision of a serial killer is just a normal guy but with his top button popped

[@taliajung1553]

You mean that's not what serial killers look like???

[@nettiemacdonald3528]

Every serial killer I know does that

[@lololunacy2338]

"They look just like everyone else." -wednesday addams

[@nixpixl442]

@@nettiemacdonald3528 bro??

[@thacky1242]

@Nettie Mac Donald u know a lot of serial killers bro?

[@lillysaunders7904]

kurtis is becoming too powerful with all this editing

[@bayan334ar7]

Lilly i knoow !!! especially the one where he runs away from the horse 😂😂😂😭

[@LemonSte]

@@bayan334ar7 my eeeeyes

[@vivianlarson211]

He have fun

[@AlexisatFPU]

Lmao

[@AnnMarcelino]

Your pink icon matches Kurtis' shirt

[@Isszzb]

but there were so many good episodes. once two girls hitchhiked the first car they saw all the way to the finish line and immediately won. iconic

[@zeina1976]

Lmao

[@kylebear8101]

Is that even allowed? Lol

[@TheTheawesomeguy35]

Kyle Bear I guess so

[@amouramarie]

omg that is fantastic

[@ThexDynastxQueen]

Guess thats why they had to stop the show as now you could just get an uber and win lol.

[@sagesummer7968]

As a little Canadian child, I just assumed the entire world knew about mantracker. Like, how else would you play the superior recess game.

[@aarcade6676]

in Australia, we (without ever watching or hearing about mantracker) developed a similar game called follower. the key difference is that the mantracker/follower runs on weeping angel rules in our version- can't move while being looked at. it adds a lot of theatre to the game, where the follower is expected to act more like a d&d than an opponent.

[@iharpo9292]

When he said this was a canadian show i was so confused cause im californian and this show brought back many memories but i googled it and it looks like it also aired on discovery channel but yknow, most kids my age werent watching discovery channel

[@Slimepumpkin]

Wouldn’t the game just be tag?

[@sagesummer7968]

@@Slimepumpkin vibes are different

[@abbyb6958]

I’m in Massachusetts and watched this show with my dad growing up. I had no idea this was a Canadian show until now. Don’t think many people around me knew about the show though

[@LynsanityXOXOXO]

Remember that time there were two murders on the loose in Canada and the RCMP and army were looking for the guys and literally every Canadian was saying Mantracker needed to get involved. That is how much Canadians trust Mantracker.

[@teagenprosser1045]

Oddly Kurtis made this video a couple weeks after this happened, kinda was waiting for him to say something about that in the video.

[@LexyconDevil]

I thought for a second you wrote "every Canadian thought Mantracker WAS involved."

[@jamieclark2251]

excuse me what

[@user-xx7oe3rp6t]

looool

[@opalishmoth8591]

Jamie Clark Agreed

[@maryhope5369]

"When you think about it humans just really be some smaller meese. " -Mayor Kurtis Connor

[@kebrinab13]

That part fuckin KILLED ME

[@theunknown760]

That GOT ME SO BAD

[@jasj122]

That had me CRYING

[@bonesandhearts5683]

I feel like hearing a Canadian say “meese” without any hesitation is total confirmation that it’s the proper term for moose plural. Like i’m now more convinced than if meese was in miriam webster or some shit.

[@EDEN-bs7qi]

when Kurtis added the *i hope you’re doing well* to the Extra Greeting- he’s really stepping up his content

[@statesofgracie]

yes ari stan

[@red.gem_]

it's now a regular thing

[@kingofsting19]

Mantracker needs the Kitchen Nightmares treatment, where a foreign reality show gets an American version that's ten times more insane and exploitative.

[@mnemeikyu9299]

So basically The Most Dangerous Game.

[@sauceyum]

iirc there was a show called hunted a while back that was kinda like that

[@thephony1651]

Mantracker has a gun in this one

[@BluGray365]

Dog The Bounty Hunter was pretty much that

[@GunNNife]

That's "The Running Man". And I'm here for it

[@cassidyneurotica1296]

One episode these two chicks just stopped a truck and got a ride to the finish line. Man tracker was pissed. It also ruined the idea that they film out in the wilderness.

[@TheSchrodingersSpy]

iconic

[@DeathnoteBB]

I mean... sometimes trucks go through the wilderness. They walk on a path that looks big enough for cars

[@cassidyneurotica1296]

@@DeathnoteBB Nah, before waving down the truck they came across a family camping

[@DeathnoteBB]

Cassidy Neurotica ...So? Again roads go through wilderness, sometimes campgrounds.

[@cassidyneurotica1296]

@@DeathnoteBB I'm saying it shatters the perception that they're in THE MIDDLE OF THE WILDERNESS ie, isolated away from people. JFC.

[@honeybaybee]

My boy Kurtis just wanted to flex his green screen...we see you

[@emmiegarvey7895]

The Demon Under Your Bed • 3 years ago that’s what she said i’m sorry

[@avocado8137]

The Negative Demon Under Your Bed • 3 years ago *reply* it’s called a reply

[@abboyaboya]

man poor kurtis 😔 just wanted to show off his green screen 😖

[@boops9668]

What do you mean bro that was real life

[@adog5807]

there IS a prize for winning man tracker actually! it's your life and freedom

[@sarahleist5218]

a dog the prize is not being brutally murdered in the depths of the Canadian wilderness!

[@Ghost-wy3iw]

How does this exist

[@Mutedmouth]

Eh, iam good.

[@Im_Laura_Jones]

19:28 Rapunzel’s voice echoed “balls” in my head so naturally that I almost didn’t realize it wasn’t actually there.

[@trophywife5936]

when he’s so boujee he’s got backgrounds for his skits now 🤩

[@GabiKostha]

Danny probably lent him his green screen

[@Man-n6i]

*“ManTracker” just sounds like a really intense gay dating app.*

[@ileana.3494]

yes mayor kurtis, this post right here.

[@maddyzinger6658]

it sounds like a period tracker for men

[@MayaTheBeeeeee]

WHO EVEN IS GRINDR

[@Gliffyglif]

IF YOU WANT LOVE, YOU GOTTA TRACK THE MANZ

[@wakaran4419]

Lol I got an ad of a gay dating website before watching this video

[@sparetime6827]

kurtis really didn’t horse around with this editing

[@oof2445]

hey that’s funny

[@Mal1ily]

Oof hay*

[@Nezumi99]

Bojack

[@Nezumi99]

Bojack TrackerMan

[@alexexcess7620]

**collective groan**

[@liamodynsky4871]

I had no memories of this show, and then Curtis said "a show with a cowboy in the woods" and I just yelled MANTRACKER!" out loud and suddenly remembered everything

[@liamodynsky4871]

Now I gotta see if I can find a box set of Mantracker

[@halfling49]

Holy shit, Kurtis activated you like a sleeper agent

[@liamodynsky4871]

@@halfling49 really did. I've now got a mantracker t-shirt.

[@flipflop2255]

Kurtis: I burnt my finger on a sprinkler Me: *visible confusion*

[@dezelizabeth1401]

I honestly didn't even question it I was like oh yeah that's possible 😂

[@BinglesP]

Looks like he got into some HOT WATER there

[@zoemacpherson9815]

As a young Canadian. My friends and I would play “Mantracker” at recess... it was just hide and seek tag... but Canada

[@Bassistbass]

Honestly same.

[@stampedarc1509]

We played "Man hunt". It was basically tag except if you tagged someone, they were it with you

[@genericname2747]

@@stampedarc1509 Man Hunt was THE best game at recess.

[@shaggyjoshka]

@@stampedarc1509 we called that infected

[@vinkvonk420]

me and my friends used to do this too but instead we played in teams of 2 and we actually played in the woods lmao

[@radicaldude8164]

He can't see the cameras because they're covered in camo print Camoras

[@tmoney1810]

This is quality, why not more likies

[@keirabritt635]

I am ur 600th like

[@elta6991]

i screeched this is underrated

[@nininyoko13]

I laughed more than I should've

[@curlyhaircupid]

Underrated comment.

[@hockey_badger]

My uncle had applied to go on the show and if I remember correctly he was told that they do the race twice. The first time is the actual challenge (where the Prey Cam footage comes from) and the second time is where they re-enact what happened with all the cameras.

[@HiddenDarkHM]

That is honestly the most believable explanation I've heard besides it just being staged.

[@shelby2117]

Him: "One time I escaped from a scary cowboy on TV" Kurtis: * immediately covers his drink * Smart move, smart move.

[@linguisticsnerd433]

Can there be a redder flag?

[@silly_.rabbit2]

I dont understand

[@oliviaw477]

@@silly_.rabbit2 he covers his drink to keep it safe from being drugged

[@silly_.rabbit2]

@@oliviaw477 ohh

[@hat7475]

IKNOWRIGHT LMAO

[@Abigail--]

"Humans really just be some smaller meese" ~ Kurtis Conner 2019

[@tessa-gv3mp]

did kurtis really just make a video about a cowboy without saying “yee yee” once?

[@leahcoyle295]

still wore the yee squared shirt though

[@weavesnatched7957]

idiot cat omg this is imposter Kurtis

[@inlovewithnana]

@@weavesnatched7957 cody ko ko cody kurtis conner

[@damio2327]

bunnyblood *gasp*

[@epicgamer-ce2cr]

Are we sure this is even the real Kurtis Kurtis would NEVER record a cowboy vid without yeeyee

[@anyaklum8757]

My cousin was in this show for an episode. They nicknamed him "Klumpy" and we all just sat there watching it and cringing

[@completlynormalhypernova666]

What did he do to get that nickname??? Thats brutal

[@itsgryme1081]

@@completlynormalhypernova666 I'm going to assume it's cuz of the last name

[@simply.eccedentesiast]

i feel bad for your cousin

[@thecatfromspace9239]

Was it staged?

[@greatgrandmaofficial]

Lmao fucking Klumpy?

[@thotimusprimeofficial273]

Imagine going on a hike then hearing galloping and a “HOWDY BOYS” I would shit my britches

[@shreeyastache]

Thotimusprime Official I’ve never heard anyone use britches outside the like 18th century poetry we use in English.

[@dosiis]

@@shreeyastache my dad says britches. pants. southern for pants.

[@shreeyastache]

khy's uwu's haha I know what it means, I was just saying I’ve never heard it in use in a literal sense

[@LB-ou8wt]

@@shreeyastache I wear britches, bitches. But we call them breeches cause we fancy

[@lucyschraff4893]

I would soil my knickers

[@pat7785]

I went to a man tracker themed birthday party when I was 12

[@stirhaus2414]

very cool pat

[@rayswilliams]

.... Did you guys like, get hunted by the parents or something? Were there horses? I'm a little nervous

[@Black_pearl_adrift]

Ngl thats bot even the weirdest thibg Canadian kids did

[@pat7785]

koneko PEPPER its a lot better. We drove maybe an hour out into the country to this guy’s ranch, he drove us another 15 minutes into the woods on his tractor and let like 15 kids off in the middle of the woods and told us to run cause he was getting his horse. His fat son came with us for some reason and he showed us all the hiding places so we hid with him. The guy came back on his horse and passed right by (he had told us that the horse had super hearing and scent and that it would stop if it smelled or heard us) and then we kind of just stayed there for a little while then he blew an air horn and we all went to the road and got picked up. I forgot to give the girl a present too and I still feel like shit about that to this day. It wasn’t as crazy as the show

[@juliaseys1360]

koneko PEPPER ur comment was at 69 likes n i made it to 70 likes

[@essences2964]

I’ve learned more about Canada through Kurtis than I did in world history...

[@luxuscarnage4828]

You learned about Canada in world history?

[@essences2964]

Luxus Carnage I actually don’t remember ever learning about Canada in school🤔

[@Leeks453]

Because it’s not a real place 🙄

[@weavesnatched7957]

Lmao world history never talks about canada smh

[@Yknow6404]

Wow the only history we learn about is Canadian and I hate it (because it gets boring, also I live in Canada lol)

[@LYDDYLmusic]

Im from the us but I was OBSESSED with this show as a child and one time I was hiking with my family and my sister and I thought it would be a good idea to "play man tracker" in real life and my parent were the man trackers and my parents got pissed because they couldn't find us. I think it was safe to say we won tho

[@beeleg]

WHEN HE COVERED HIS DRINK I choked oh my god.

[@geegeezlouis86]

Timestamp? I missed that

[@brbcallingsora]

wait help i don't get it lmao

[@aeroniynao3845]

i d o n t g i v e a f u c k he covered his drink so the guy couldn’t spike it 💀

[@CL-ic2jx]

@@geegeezlouis86 5:11 he did it so casually I cackled

[@lila6298]

same 😂

[@megan1214]

Kurtis’s skits are getting more and more elaborate and I’m _living_ for it 😂

[@brendagarcia9996]

literally the funniest shit ever.

[@sanahbhardwaj8529]

Megan G YES

[@threemanband]

I thought he KILLED THEM. And as a kid I like..wondered if they made murder legal JUST for this show, it was TRAUMATIZING.

[@eoincampbell1584]

You thought right.

[@paigecoolest]

solitaire honey like the hunger games

[@andaiibori7205]

mokaboo battle royale

[@hannaheve2714]

ok im glad im not the only one who genuinely was scared he would kill them if he caught them

[@designafriendgirl]

Oh my

[@Spemilie]

Dude - I tried to explain this show to my husband who has never seen it, and it felt like a feverdream 🤣 I used to watch this show with my dad all the time when I was younger. It was such a good time, and I loved it ❤

[@aoifem2977]

One time, I escaped from a scary cowboy. On tv. ‘Covers drink’

[@nanasophiesch]

Aoife M COWers drink

[@fishb0wl260]

The camera man: 🐴 💪👕🤳 🦶🦶

[@owenb9596]

Wrong way

[@reallyyfunny0o048]

Of course, Jimmy neutron would be the one to make this genius comment😂

[@alastorbutwithagun]

mantaur

[@garfieldlovr69]

Oh No! He’S tHe AnTi CeNtAuR

[@-pastelorgans-2075]

I’m sorry but ur baby has two left feet a horse head and a phone stuck to there hand

[@jooleeah4932]

Therapist: centaur kurtis isn’t real, he can’t hurt you Centaur Kurtis: 10:30

[@that0nerandomperson374]

*b u f f h o r s e l e g s*

[@MendicantBiases]

i had a coach who went onto this show. the whole show is actually a reenactment. they do the challenge then reenact for the cameras

[@cleo6929]

isn't the cameraman following the mantracker and boytracker technically a mantracker tracker?

[@makaylanicole2735]

I don't what's better Kurtis laughing at his own jokes Or Kurtis being disappointed by his own jokes.

[@__ahughjass]

yes

[@makaylanicole2735]

@@__ahughjass 😂

[@deismuarti]

Laughing at his own jokes. Here you go. I solved your problem.

[@lastlife0726]

The idea of the camera operators constantly giving away their position is even funnier if you imagine them also holding boom mics.

[@TheTyisawesome]

I remember an episode were two fit people were complaining duriythe selfie shots that the camera guy is holding them back and lots of his cameras shots they were just sprinting away lol

[@anastasiachristina]

"humans really just be some smaller meese" -Mayor Kurtis Conner, 2019.

[@brianna3006]

anastasia christina kurtistown citizens assemble 👺

[@mxkammb]

If he laughs at this many of his own jokes while recording, imagine how much he laughs while editing

[@Zoe-gd1lq]

This show is literally episode 21 of season 2 in Criminal Minds when those two yee yee brothers would kidnap people and then release them in the woods to hunt them for sport. So I guess you were right about the serial killer thing Kurtis 👀

[@yeahnobro]

Holy shit I remember that episode

[@magiklaine]

THANK YOU I KEPT HAVING FLASHBACKS

[@Kyran1996]

They should hire Kurtis as the newest member of the team. Clearly, he knows how criminal minds work.

[@Power-Experiment]

HMMM 😳

[@mochii_on_video]

it also happened in supernatural once but everything happened in supernatural so no big surprise

[@dragontooth1582]

The speed of Kurtis losing all faith in that string of ham joke was astounding, I don't think I've ever seen someone go through the stages of grief so fast.

[@DrX-dh6th]

I think this video has the highest concentration of dumb but also well-delivered jokes in any video and I’m all here for it

[@realbland]

Burnt my finger on a sprinkler

[@happinessforeverandalways]

kurtis and danny are having too much fun with their green screens lately

[@starryeyedtarot8876]

And we’re reaping all of the benefits...*evil laughs*

[@cami2891]

your profile pic just won dominance on all KZbin profiles I'm impressed.

[@th3rrr]

when I close my eyes I see danny spanking danny

[@cami2891]

@@th3rrr same, been going through some intensive therapy to overcome it. Not sure if I ever will tbh.

[@jamesbondreload5167]

i choked on a pizza roll reading this

[@alyson2298]

“When you think about it humans really just be some smaller meese.” *- Kurtis Conner 2019*

[@GoddessOfThree]

I'm convinced that this cowboy would totally be the guy in "The Most Dangerous Game", but this is as close as he could get without landing in prison

[@kirikakirikakirika]

A little backstory on Mantracker from another Canadian: This man's name is Terry Grant, an expert tracker who worked for the RCMP (basically the Canadian FBI) to track down fugitives and missing persons. Canada has a lot of forest and wilderness lands, so criminals sometimes try to escape the law through these areas. He's tracked down and arrested hundreds of criminals and rescued many lost backpackers/kidnapped children. Although I'm pretty sure he's now retired, he still occasionally works with the B.C. police to track down dangerous wanted criminals.

[@noahthenarwhal3345]

The RCMP aren’t like the FBI, they’re just a police force. The closest equivalent to the FBI would be CSIS, which is kind of a combination of both the CIA and FBI. (I know that’s not the point of your comment and you’re just trying to explain to Americans but I just had to say that lol)

[@akuiper2654]

The RCMP has no equivalent in the US. They are a federal police force that does function like the FBI in some ways, but they’re also the only police in a lot of areas of Canada, so they do regular police work. CSIS is the intelligence agency and are most like the CIA I’d say.

[@hannahmary6023]

Terry Grant always intimidated me when I was a kid lol, glad to see he's a great person

[@r.j.penfold]

Damn so he legit a bounty hunter

[@ThexDynastxQueen]

Did he ever kill anyone he tracked tho?

[@sophiabrown2493]

I can attest to how terrifying this was as a Canadian child because in elementary our whole class would play “Mantracker” which was just tag but I ran so fast out of pure fear that I tripped on a rock and sprained my ankle. I really sprained my ankle because of Mantracker.

[@samanthaGmusica]

Lmaoooo

[@oddott]

this reminds me of kids playing “squid game” but it’s really just red light green light 🥲

[@Jennaros1ty]

Oh shit man i thought Timmins was the only ones to do this😂

[@OSRSUmbreon]

@@Jennaros1ty wtf LOL thats where I'm from and I thought the same thing

[@Jennaros1ty]

@@OSRSUmbreon how is it that people from there always end up finding each other out in the world?! 😂

[@shawnhopkins5928]

Fun fact, they just had random camera men with random men stationed throughout the woods, so they'd have to look for that specific man, and couldn't pay attention to the camera men

[@TicklishCrown]

That is so fricken interesting

[@octodionis]

That does make sense

[@gweegygweegy6126]

That’s awesome!

[@Corviidei]

Wait is that true? In that case that’s actually pretty cool.

[@hollya4300]

my brain physically cannot comprehend this. i do not understand at all. like at all.

[@RainAngel111]

I used to love that show. Googled whether it was fake or not, not that they never dramatize it, but mostly it's legit. The prey get one real try with just the preycam. Later after they win or lose, they go back to the same locations and film with proper cameras and reenact the more interesting moments

[@thanmayiparasu5447]

as jk rowling so famously said “fun fact: mantracker is gay”

[@nuclearclarity3778]

Thanmayi Parasu BELFJSLXHEKXWLCBELZHELGNSLZBRLSBXLABFKZWH OMG

[@erossore8500]

Man tracker is the bear daddy power bottom rep I needed

[@penelope3421]

lnaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoa

[@destinyaryelle]

When he was reading the ig post and said “And hurt they are legs” 💀💀💀

[@jennifer_moss]

I mean he wasnt wrong 🤣🤣🤣

[@alternatecondiment7415]

Mantracker became an evening show that I watched with my dad and little brother. It was an event. I felt like I knew how to escape the Mantracker, and that one day my brother and I would be on the show. And then I started getting nightmares about the Mantracker and my dad said it was fake. I always thought it sucked that all the women lost. I don't think I ever saw one of the women contestants win even once. THere was even an episode where they got caught within a few hours! People would bring coyote piss to scare the horses, and would leave weird stuff to fuck with Mantracker. Mantracker would find random hikers along the trail and try to capture them by mistake. That became of fear of mine while I was hiking, that Mantracker would jump out of the bushes and try to capture us. WIld times.

[@kateemma22]

Some say he is still out there. Never hike the Canadian wilderness without preparation.

[@alternatecondiment7415]

@@kateemma22 I don't leave home without water, food, and a ghillie suit EVER. Mantracker is abound.

[@alternatecondiment7415]

anchord.com/mantracker-star-terry-grant/ YOU CAN RIDE WITH MANTRACKER AND TAKE TRACKING LESSONS!!!!

[@TiaraFerguson]

@@alternatecondiment7415 DUDE

[@myriahkeays3846]

I will never not laugh at the thought of mantracker leaping out of the bushes at me whilst I’m randomly hiking. Thank you for giving that to me

[@ARSZLB]

I love how when Kurtis says “run for president” he uses an American flag in the background and not a Canadian one

[@BinglesP]

Canada is a parliamentary not a presidency

[@jonnnnniej]

I'm from the Netherlands but for some reason dreamt I was the president's candidate for the Democrats in the US :')

[@StraysoftheBeyond]

@@jonnnnniej did you win

[@sarahmorris4575]

@@StraysoftheBeyond i’m also extremely curious

[@K_sawftie]

​@@sarahmorris4575 I'm ALSO extremely curious

[@meganremington470]

I love how Kurtis’ vision of a serial killer is just a man with a popped collar 😂😂

[@gennasantaquilani4863]

Megan Remington LMFAO!

[@eoincampbell1584]

It reads surprisingly well.

[@douloureux.]

Sssh or his dad will sue you

[@RianPhin]

Himself* with a popped collar specifically

[@sunnyx.xmarveloninstagram]

he should have added a rattail

[@brittneyklein2699]

Spooky adult hide and seek, but with horses 🐎

[@teresahowick5197]

Brittney Klein yup 😂

[@raa98raa]

@@teresahowick5197 giddy-yup

[@Sopoge]

Kurtis! plz watch "I Wanna Marry Harry" its on some whole other level man. Its a bunch of american women who get tricked into thinking theyre on a dating show with Prince Harry

[@jillianc7485]

that show was... so bad. Lmaoo

[@Sopoge]

@@jillianc7485 did you hear about how they would manipulate the contestants off camera 😬😬😬 seriously wondering how some of the shit they pulled is legal

[@berrytsai]

@@Sopoge *what did they do-*

[@letsparchmentitupyo7566]

omg

[@moxygirlhey]

Sopoge what ?

[@alexexcess7620]

The finish line is only for the contestants. If mantracker gets to the finish line it doesn't matter, he only wins if he captures them. He has camped the finish before, but only when he's closer already and has no other choice. There's no point rushing to the finish and waiting because he can usually end it much earlier, and it can take a long time for the contestants to get there sometimes, they get lost, sleep, argue, hurt etc lol

[@biz.limpkit]

...This show is just hide and seek with men on horses

[@rowan4684]

hide and seek for Adults

[@zephrii9528]

MANLY hide and seek

[@caryn7154]

Me a person from the south: isn’t that just normal hide and seek?

[@anncommanda2060]

I fucken loved that show so much

[@beanieguitarguy4070]

Specifically Hide and Seek *tag*

[@skipskylark9525]

the covering of the drink at 5:11 is just subtle comedy gold, mr mayor

[@spicy.scribz]

Skip Skylark I laughed so hard when I saw that

[@chickenfoot2423]

oh my god that took me several minutes to figure out what did we do to deserve such a witty mayor

[@kazakukog]

@UCGs-VcAqj0Ut61eYSSbCc3A he was scared of the weird guy and he thought that he might put drugs in his drink so he covered it. idk i think so at least

[@jazzstudywithme]

y’all ever just burn your finger on a sprinkler… smh water be wylin 🙄 💦

[@genesis011]

Lol wth fr thoughh

[@yeehawyeehaw5641]

srsly no cap 🧢

[@elliesoska5687]

This show is literally for the serial killer Robert Hanson. He would let his victims run into the Alaskan wilderness and he would hunt them down.

[@shadowofthemoon3104]

A Most Dangerous Game in real life

[@ardenalexa94]

Makes sense. Gosh that case of what he would do to his victims still scares me.

[@K_sawftie]

My friends mom is a correction officer and has met him before.

[@albertschwartz4481]

Just steal mantrackers horse while he's not looking so he can't chase you

[@Kaunoe]

Genius

[@runawaygemm5397]

T-pose on the horse to assert your dominance over the trackerman

[@deuceydee3506]

That's the thing, though He's never not looking

[@neroquin]

If someone actually manages to do that they should just let them because _damn_

[@lpsyogurt8220]

@@Kaunoe a.... baby genius?

[@oliveholm9002]

this is the most aggressively Canadian thing I've ever seen I was lowkey expecting someone to tap a tree and start sipping maple syrup for sustenance the whole time

[@wildflowerpersimmon2226]

it would actually be maple sap, you need to boil sap to make syrup.

[@karmasick]

@@wildflowerpersimmon2226 found the Canadian, get him boys!

[@kennethwhite8089]

Quick wildflower! To my igloo we will be safe there

[@Mimi-cq4bg]

Lol he would often apologize for catching them too

[@Amsayy]

@@karmasick you man tracked this Canadian !

[@rebeccawillis-watkins8462]

When he covers up his drink from the guy talking about winning the show. So funny

[@Miggeddy]

19:40 i think u can see a bit of surprise on the man trackers face, too ^^ pretty crazy way to favor

[@Wesserz]

You should check out the old British TV show "Interceptor"(1989), includes a guy flying around in a helicopter chasing two people and pretending to be a velociraptor.

[@fabra1122]

Sounds like gold

[@borednerd5767]

yes

[@mariumkhan1078]

i laughed too hard at this comment-

[@ampersandcastle1091]

This sounds right up my alley

[@DrX-dh6th]

In fairness there is a show now called Hunted on British tv (channel 4 I believe) which is like this but taken a bit more seriously, I think its basically a way for surveillance people to practise tracking fugitives.

[@alma1061]

Dude that extra greeting makes me feel special, good thing I subscribed Edit: Horse isn’t even a word to me anymore

[@woahitschris]

Samee here!

[@lunarturtle]

Man I love the extra greetings

[@BobRossCat]

@Impizen to be a functioning member of society you do.

[@ogdeily]

@Impizen thats tax evasion you criminal

[@lucyschraff4893]

The progression of events

[@goldfishaddict4841]

"humans really just be some smaller meese" ~ Kurtis Conner 2k19

[@BiPanick12]

15:42 cowboys are called cowboys because they catch cattle- like cows, while riding on horses. The more you know

[@madelineover8045]

honestly if someone just dropped the fact that they won man tracker i would be SO impressed

[@christieb5620]

5:08 “one time I escaped from a scary cowboy on TV” *covers drink*

[@anthonytorres-cruz1598]

Natural reaction

[@uraniumsoup1]

haha i was looking for this comment

[@24britters]

kurtis... your skits and editing in this video were next level. good job dude lol

[@JuliaElizabethGraves]

You really missed a joke at 20:01, the dude would have been „bob SLAYED”

[@LolBot720]

I feel like your skits were especially weird in this video and I support that

[@lindsey3499]

The fact that you said sprinkler and I didn’t even question it

[@chelseasalinas4727]

Me too! I was like yeah kurtis would do that

[@trind4705]

i felt that

[@saramalinovic5746]

Same😂😂

[@erinmurphy9949]

The man tracker sounds like a misogynistic GPS company designed for " REAL MEN WHO DRIVE TRUCKS"

[@awkwardukulele6077]

I was thinking a very specific kind of gay dating website. Like ultra-niche Grindr

[@runawaygemm5397]

@@awkwardukulele6077 Grindr for jocks

[@bananahpolkadot]

And they use the tracker to track their wives.. 😂

[@amorcupid]

we have something like this in the UK that it’d be hilarious to see Kurtis watch. It’s called ‘Hunted’ and its like this except they’re in pairs, it takes place over multiple days across like the whole country and the Hunters take it EXTREMELY seriously. as if they’re tracking actual criminals. It’s insane

[@goldensloth7]

i met Mantracker at an outdoor expo. he's been tracking me ever since.

[@thea7258]

"Humans just really be some smaller meese" Kurtis conner - 2019

[@benk1908]

Thea Steiger this needs to be part of his merch on a shirt

[@rae7864]

Dont you hate it when you burn your finger on something designed to spray water and put out fires

[@katyasokol7595]

I know I do, but the real pain is when you freeze your finger on a fire... man what a bitch

[@benadriansson4862]

Kurtis' voice: "If a skateboard is a hacker, then Express VPN is a helmet." Kurtis' inner voice: "Hacker? I hardly know her!"

[@vannahrose4688]

Did I hear one of the “prey” say “chuck Norris is man trackers father” I absolutely lost it

[@cb.on.yt22]

Americans as kids: *falls asleep to George Lopez* Kurtis as a kid: *MANHUNTER*

[@c1nnamodoll]

oh god, "falls asleep to george lopez" just unlocked so many memories of feeling like i was doing something bad just by watching the intro lmaoo

[@Myah234]

@@c1nnamodoll the theme song tho remember

[@c1nnamodoll]

@@Myah234 yes !!! omg 😭

[@Yourmom_dotcom]

Omg low rider just started playing in my mind instantly when you conjured up this memory lollll

[@online2000.]

Canadians are just something else

[@pepperminterica]

the amount of editing in this video, damn kurtis you *snapped*

[@tiffanywhitfield633]

do u mean he wingodium leviosNAPPED?

[@grummax6617]

the "oh hello" is such a Canadian thing to say- they're being chased and still greet the trackers lmao