How to find out someone is lying: 1. Clapping 2. Doug 3. Watermelon in a seatbelt
@LukeBridger3 жыл бұрын
I just love the doug there 😂. Like they don't exist 😂
@blueblu7563 жыл бұрын
@@LukeBridger Because Doug doesn't exist.
@devynmarie25323 жыл бұрын
my grandpas name is doug-
@blueblu7563 жыл бұрын
@@devynmarie2532 What grandpa? Doug doesn’t exist
@isimpforstalljimmy3 жыл бұрын
@@devynmarie2532 my uncle's name is Doug. I guess neither of them exist-
@samiam46164 жыл бұрын
I knew a friend named Douglass, he changed his name to Doug and immediately stopped existing. Everyone around started applauding.
@user-oj7np2ej1z3 жыл бұрын
You've gone this long without a comment, I think you deserve at least one lol
@icepotato61583 жыл бұрын
@@user-oj7np2ej1z how do you know this
@user-oj7np2ej1z3 жыл бұрын
@@icepotato6158 I know all
@mysteryname67923 жыл бұрын
Well that's rude
@pretty9483 жыл бұрын
I was there it really happened
@hussein_bdn2 жыл бұрын
"A teacher would never call you an idiot" is the most Canadian thing Kurtis has ever said.
@doby8544 Жыл бұрын
"a teacher would call you an idiot" is the most American thing anyone has ever said
@romancatholicgameing Жыл бұрын
@@doby8544 no I think complaining about healthcare prices is the most American thing anyone's ever said.
@doby8544 Жыл бұрын
@@romancatholicgameing doing school shooting drills is a close second
@imana.i8242 Жыл бұрын
My teacher called me retarded once. shes not wrong.
@doby8544 Жыл бұрын
@@imana.i8242 got damn 😭 doesnt feel like that should be allowed
@yumdisc4 жыл бұрын
"I smoked 5 blunts" ok you're done, just stop typing
@destroyakira4 жыл бұрын
@Manda the most I've smoked was three but not in a rowb
@mariaguerra18174 жыл бұрын
Fr doe. That doesnt happen 😂 you would be fuckin greened out if you did them all at once.
@cyborgqueer4 жыл бұрын
Maria Guerra nah, i smoke that easily
@mariaguerra18174 жыл бұрын
@@cyborgqueer fr?
@wkdwflp4 жыл бұрын
Cyborg Rhys but alone? Cause like in a group we be smoking many on a day but all alone? That shit be hittin different lmao
@TheMangomelon7894 жыл бұрын
If you're so high you can't tell what a stop sign is, you *definitely* shouldn't be driving.
@victoriachristina13 жыл бұрын
BUT at least they stopped
@bethlamb32863 жыл бұрын
For an hour and a half 🙄 yeah cause there's no other traffic or cops in that town and that definitely happened 🙄
@pretty9483 жыл бұрын
Beth Lamb the dude lived in a fucking village
@dakotadad88353 жыл бұрын
Or smoke weed... at all
@camdenjennings3983 жыл бұрын
Yeah I’ve been there before. It wasn’t for an hour though
@treebeaver39214 жыл бұрын
If you roast anyone at school or on the bus the kids don’t clap they go “OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH”
@nataliehinds57974 жыл бұрын
Treebeaver this is actually the most eaccurate thing ever
@sopranos89614 жыл бұрын
Treebeaver yeah
@arandomuser94594 жыл бұрын
Yeah.
@CaseyShontz4 жыл бұрын
Treebeaver that would’ve made this story much more realistic
@bbaby71024 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@garfgif2 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately teachers get away with directly insulting the kids - I am autistic and in secondary school one of my teachers bullied me (like tried to get other kids to make fun of me) and called me stupid multiple times in her class and the school did nothing when my mother called them about it - she stopped teaching our class but she didn’t lose any of her other classes and she’s still teaching my kid brother to this day.
@Gregariousness111 ай бұрын
Same man, our LA teacher is bullying the kids with ADHD. We reported it to the principal and he said if it’s a repeated behaviour he could be fired by the end of the year
@kiporaan10 ай бұрын
I had a similar thing happening and she didn’t know I was autistic, I was just too weird for her and she probably still works today It sucks but all we can do is acknowledge our own worth and distancing ourselves from their rotten brains, if you let any of them get to you it’s over, they are enemies because they chose to be so don’t feel remorse
@miya_hopper2116Ай бұрын
As someone with autism and adhd ( and hey, even without this, let's be real. Some teachers are like this) every teacher I had at least at the beginning of the year would call me stupid and single me out just because I didn't understand things. Undiagnosed for 20 years until recently, so as you could imagine, I simply was just treated like I was dumb. My parents always had to in the beginning of the year talk to the teachers as this was a constant thing.
@miya_hopper2116Ай бұрын
Not to mention, one of my teachers was a p*dophile and did weird things to female students. I was an acception, but so many girls were uncomfortable but like he HATED the boys, especially if one dated one of the girls he often harassed. I was too young to understand this at the time, but like years later, he was fired, thank God. But idk if anything else happened.
@elietteculyer34894 жыл бұрын
One time a robber came into my house, he painted a gun at me and said “at the end of this gun is someone who’s about to die” I sat and smiled and replied with “which end are you referring too” he seemed shocked so he shot himself on the spot! I’m pretty sure the whole jury applauded me!!!😂😂
@link12click4 жыл бұрын
bro same except i shot myself
@link12click4 жыл бұрын
wait
@elietteculyer34894 жыл бұрын
diorite 😧
@elietteculyer34894 жыл бұрын
Good Dog yes an artist
@elietteculyer34894 жыл бұрын
Dozzy T yep
@pheebobeebo14593 жыл бұрын
that one girl really said "I guess I'll just piss on the floor" she was makin' it stinky
@ajdeupickumaterinu3 жыл бұрын
Yooooo💀
@cosmic54713 жыл бұрын
Oooo fish in the mouth
@j.l.j.73143 жыл бұрын
GOAT STORY LMAO-
@emmacurran12403 жыл бұрын
FISHY FISHY FISHY MAKIN IT STINKY
@julzmaxwell53663 жыл бұрын
🐐
@dionysusfilms1654 жыл бұрын
all the clapping makes me think that all those lies were written by bitter theater kids
@Samisnotavailable4 жыл бұрын
This is an extremely underrated comment 😂
@R3DPharaoh4 жыл бұрын
or band kids lol
@darienodette4 жыл бұрын
Fr though like clapping doesn't happen in real life, it only happens with theatre kids lol
@Pigengy4 жыл бұрын
As a self-aware theater kid, I support this message.
@dionysusfilms1654 жыл бұрын
@@Pigengy thank you good sir I am one as well
@elijahhowe1815 Жыл бұрын
One time I was at a target and a customer called me a scallywag. I then stole 10 million dollars worth of their personal items.
@abandoned_account_6712 Жыл бұрын
down in ohio
@apteryx496 Жыл бұрын
You aren't funny stfu
@project_letters Жыл бұрын
I laughed too hard at the idea of someone actually being offended by being called a scallywag
@Star0gaze Жыл бұрын
@@project_letters It has the same energy as getting offended because you got called a city slicker
@tinntinnamp Жыл бұрын
You stood true to yer name, ye ol' scallywag! (I have no money)
@radiotelevision23713 жыл бұрын
When I was 6, I told all of my friends I was pregnant. Then they all started clapping
@justjulie11133 жыл бұрын
@The toy crew WHATTTT LMAOOO
@SlightMishap3 жыл бұрын
oh god this actually fucking happened to me i am a guy
@amalia92853 жыл бұрын
i wanna like this but ur at 69 and i don’t wanna ruin it so i’m leaving this comment
@sunflower82273 жыл бұрын
@The toy crew LAMOOOOOO WHAT
@3starsburningbright3 жыл бұрын
I did actually say I was pregnant when I was 7 because I saw someone else do it in Roblox 💀
@joeebiden_5 жыл бұрын
FINE i'll just greet myself.
@letmetakeajormungandrattha85915 жыл бұрын
*whispers* _underrated comment_
@ven47625 жыл бұрын
*starts clapping slowly*
@grohl16905 жыл бұрын
Shut fuck
@carlbeethoven56825 жыл бұрын
@Sure, my bad, u were talking to Minty. I thought u said u don't understand the joke.
@theblackguyfromallstate99015 жыл бұрын
Sure original commenter’s username
@EatFrozenPlastic4 жыл бұрын
This reminded me of the time I was in kindergarten and my teacher told me “at the end of this block is an idiot” and then I said “well what end your holding the block?” and then the teacher went and took a pee in the corner and all the other children clapped and then my father Doug came to pick me up and I became the principle of the school
@bruhe88954 жыл бұрын
*3 headed 2 faced teacher
@meredithreaves27694 жыл бұрын
It was true I was Doug
@jacobharley93814 жыл бұрын
I bet $20 this happened
@ztetablet70334 жыл бұрын
This is gold
@emilysamanta80224 жыл бұрын
can confirm, i was the block.
@yvrsy99992 жыл бұрын
Once, Billie Eillish was walking down the street, then she saw a little boy. He said to her "I want to persuade my dreams but my parents aren't allowing me to" Billie frowned and replied "Do whatever you want kid. Be brave. Stand up to them". And that little boy was Danny Devito
@ree14255 ай бұрын
the fact that you said persuade instead of pursue makes this ten times funnier
@MarMcKenna-hp1kq5 ай бұрын
Love the fact that I read that as if she met Danny DeVito in modern times and assumed he was a child-not as if she told a child Danny DeVito to pursue his dreams
@alyssaashcroft22854 жыл бұрын
This video was so funny that I actually went on America’s got talent and played it on the projector for everyone to see. The whole audience and even the judges clapped.
@wcskeleton13884 жыл бұрын
OMG! I was there! I was the guy who peed on the ground, haha, the world is a small place hehe
@mirillis60834 жыл бұрын
Oh cool I remember watching that on tv, while there was a hurricane and it tore off my roof, and my family stood up and clapped
@daniela62874 жыл бұрын
Dude I was there I was the one peeing in the sink.
@EatFrozenPlastic4 жыл бұрын
Oh I think I was there too I was doug
@evelinab29664 жыл бұрын
I enjoyed judging the video! Great content *slow clap*
@pennyfrompapaspizzeria5804 жыл бұрын
How to spot a lie: “and they started clapping”
@molk23 жыл бұрын
PENNY? IS THAT REALLY YOU?!!
@Bella-gq6uy3 жыл бұрын
*telling my parents i’m straight* *everyone starts clapping*
@Kiley7133 жыл бұрын
I had an irl then everybody clapped and it’s such a good story but I know nobody will ever believe me
@pennyfrompapaspizzeria5803 жыл бұрын
@@Kiley713 that must be so frustrating omg😂
@pennyfrompapaspizzeria5803 жыл бұрын
@Zev Deaner I’m not gay and they started clapping
@poffydaisy51344 жыл бұрын
Nobody: People in these stories: 👏👏👏👏👏👏
@fixtureofthesun4 жыл бұрын
just like this cake
@emma-hi8mg4 жыл бұрын
HAHA FR
@jackthomas14484 жыл бұрын
emma, shut it.
@elijahmohan58244 жыл бұрын
Daisy Animations 👏👏👏👏👏 well done! 👏👏👏👏👏👏 u commented a funny comment 👏👏👏👏🤩🤩
@hannahweiss83994 жыл бұрын
Daisy Animations no it would be 👏 👏. 👏. 👏. 👏. 👏. 👏. 👏. 👏. 👏. 👏. 👏. 👏. 👏. 👏
@melt35632 жыл бұрын
Not only did teachers at my school regularly call us stupid, but there were also multiple occasions when I ended up throwing up in the class trash can when I was not allowed to go to the bathroom. At least nobody clapped though
@libbyfemenella13084 жыл бұрын
Ima start clapping after a random person does something so that if they try to share it online everyone will think they’re lying
@UFOCookieZoom3 жыл бұрын
Evil... I love it. Eager to see your next plans leading up to taking over the tri-state area.
@mysteryname67923 жыл бұрын
I am going to try this. And then find the post and laugh at the comments without telling people that it's true.
@rzindler3 жыл бұрын
You don't already do this?
@ajdeupickumaterinu3 жыл бұрын
And if you find their post you can say "it's true, I was the guy who clapped" and everyone will still think you're joking
@kanyegraduation3 жыл бұрын
theres 666 likes and i will not ruin it. have a good day
@yourstrulymadi11284 жыл бұрын
so no second greeting? *slams phone on ground and snaps skateboard*
@heylol91663 жыл бұрын
one time i actually was skateboarding and it was a brand new skateboard so i did an ollie and it literally snapped itn half and my leg fell on top of one of the wood chips and it went inside my skin so i had to have surgery and now im in a wheelchair and will never have the ability to walk again 🤣🤣 crazy right 🤣🤣😫😫👏😜😜😀💞💞🙄🙄👭🔫🔫😐🤣🤣😀😀😔😫🙄😭
@bethlamb32863 жыл бұрын
@@heylol9166 weird yet sad flex bro
@heylol91663 жыл бұрын
@@bethlamb3286 😭😭
@heylol91663 жыл бұрын
@@bethlamb3286 😢😢
@oh-ohstinky58193 жыл бұрын
@@heylol9166 ok
@nickh.82755 жыл бұрын
You know they’re lying because they narrate everything the same way they write crappy fiction on Wattpad.
@alexiaatheducc4 жыл бұрын
Nick H. yes exactlyyyy
@purplecatloverrandompizza4 жыл бұрын
I got to be 1k like, also true
@thegoods70114 жыл бұрын
truuuuuu
@lofihip-hop58344 жыл бұрын
And they always end it with someone clapping...
@bleachsipper2000 Жыл бұрын
man i wish i had canadian teachers, mine constantly made me cry and humiliated me in front of my classmates. it wasn’t because i wasn’t a top student, or i didn’t play sports, or i was a rule breaker, or i wasn’t involved in the school. i excelled in my classes, won multiple awards, and played sports regularly. the whole reason they hated me so much was because i was autistic.
@MaryamMaqdisi5 ай бұрын
Same. I hope things are better now, bless you
@missRachelElizabethA5 жыл бұрын
“Also I slept with her boyfriend” should be added to the end of every lie.
@entropy55905 жыл бұрын
It already is
@anemoia31545 жыл бұрын
i’m gonna do that now thanks
@quillology5 жыл бұрын
I did my homework. Also I slept with her boyfriend.
@ayoooowerllyouthere55565 жыл бұрын
My dad told me I was related to the king, also I slept with her boyfriend
@quillology5 жыл бұрын
Yeah so then this female dolphin came up and ate my dad whole. Also I slept with her boyfriend
@kayleecaca5 жыл бұрын
*"I was so high I forgot I had to hold my butthole closed or else poo would fall out"* I never thought I'd hear anyone say that sentence, but here we are...
@lizmaryf78925 жыл бұрын
That actually happened kzbin.info/www/bejne/moLaZapvjMyLmbM
@nicolebry5 жыл бұрын
Lizmary Sucks dang I clicked it
@Distorted_Toaster5 жыл бұрын
@@lizmaryf7892 that moment when i dumb
@thedudeguy1215 жыл бұрын
It’s worded wrong but it is a legitimate fear if you’re high enough. Not that I would know 👀
@willowavery63345 жыл бұрын
Lizmary Sucks SHIT
@caleighhhhh674 жыл бұрын
Once, I was at Starbucks getting my iced coffee when a rude teenage girl told the worker to hurry up. I told that girl that she was a mistake and then took a gallon of skim milk and dumped it on her head. Out of embarrassment, she straight up evaporated. The entirety of the universe applauded and praised me for my bravery! Oh and did I mention, I’m a female!!! Everyone in the Starbucks DEMANDED that I become the new face for the Starbucks logo. And that’s how I became the governor of Uranus.
@Tinawarue4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@darienodette4 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@olivias20754 жыл бұрын
I only liked your comment because of your awesome pfp and immaculate taste in musicals. *chefs kiss*
@st4nley4 жыл бұрын
Olivia S stephanie Hsu is underrated 😤💅🏻
@ryanshoaff54714 жыл бұрын
I assume you've invested in a SQUIP then
@freya69212 жыл бұрын
Kurtis: teachers don’t call you idiots! My French teacher who called someone a disappointment and a mistake because he wore a hat in class:
@veryferalthing Жыл бұрын
that's so in character for a french teacher
@tabbykat8564 Жыл бұрын
does every french teacher have a thing about hats??? my french teacher used to go OFF about hats it was so weird
@brady500611 ай бұрын
Hé, ton professeur n'a pas dit . Mdr. 😂
@kiporaan10 ай бұрын
Si je m’attendais à voir un com français! Alors je me permets de poser une question : vous réagissez comment si vous voyez une prof appeler une élève "connasse" et lui dire qu’elle est incapable? Ou quand une autre prof fait des commentaires déplacés sur l’apparence et invite les élèves à s’y joindre? Vraiment je suis curieux (posez pas de questions sur le genre svp merci) et j’ai rarement vu une réaction normale, les gens avaient plutôt l’air d’être d’accord :/
@ghost_inthewire5 ай бұрын
my science teacher who called this kid who didn’t know where his class was a pathetic specimen of a person:
@idkamanda_70885 жыл бұрын
so I was in a concert. When the concert ended i was about to leave. Then everybody clapped.
@ef42535 жыл бұрын
Hello _Storm stormy r/thathappened
@jojoanimated73145 жыл бұрын
why did I laugh
@ann728295 жыл бұрын
EdieLouise r/wooosh
@ekaterinakryukovskaya81615 жыл бұрын
Hello _Storm stormy i’m confused
@ice-creamandchocolatesforl19655 жыл бұрын
I don't understand this?
@maddigotnojams19645 жыл бұрын
*WHERE’S MY EXTRA GREETING?!* This is why I have trust issues.
@monsedorantes36185 жыл бұрын
Madison Nelson yep
@livvyloo85605 жыл бұрын
Lmaoo
@neveenhaidar5 жыл бұрын
Madison Nelson *slow claps *
@katesart45283 жыл бұрын
When I was younger I jumped off a cliff and Justin Bieber was at the bottom and catched me, everyone around started applauding until I pointed a ruler at him and we ended up getting a divorce. I will never jump off a cliff again
@NunayahBuisness3 жыл бұрын
I remember... I was the first one who started slowly clapping
@dxvilera3 жыл бұрын
Thats true i was the ruler
@afooz3 жыл бұрын
I remember you, I was the divorce lawyer
@cherrybomber33283 жыл бұрын
Ah yes I was the cliff
@Jessie-rx1rr3 жыл бұрын
I remember …..I was Justin bieber..
@charlottemartyr2 жыл бұрын
Also had something similar to the first story in high school but it was a lot more boring and sad; we had a girl who asked to go to the bathroom several times but kept being told no. She she started to look like, panicked and in pain and got more desperate before eventually she actually peed her pants. She was really embarrassed and started crying. The teacher was horrified and immediately sent her out of the room, the whole class just sat in a stunned awkward silence. That girl transferred classes and the teacher never refused a kid who needed to go to the bathroom again. That is how that situation goes in reality.
@fluuufffffy15145 ай бұрын
Or, if you're me, you ask and get denied and then run out anyway (because it's an emergency) and then get in-school suspension 🫤
@itissaya43584 жыл бұрын
This one time I was at the mall, and a employee there said “at the end of this shirt is an idiot” and I said “your wearing the shirt” because he was wearing the same shirt! Then the employee ran out of the mall and ended up getting arrested and fired for stealing potatoes. I walked back into mall and everyone slow clapped and I became the CEO of the mall.
@itissaya43584 жыл бұрын
Carol_Likes_Dem_ Books no actually it’s called “we clowns” but I don’t think liar town is that far away from there
@itissaya43584 жыл бұрын
Carol_Likes_Dem_ Books it’s okay, nice tho. I have like 69 grandmas so I know what you mean. All of their names are bobeth. And hey I know a Doug now! Or like 5...
@ahu91504 жыл бұрын
My friend Doug was there! Sadly he got abducted by the potato army and died. R.I.P Doug.
@ahu91504 жыл бұрын
@Carol_Likes_Dem_ Books no I think you got mixed up with my other friend Caleb. he was in Clowns like potatoes!
@ahu91504 жыл бұрын
@Carol_Likes_Dem_ Books yeshhh. i love their facetime store! I got amazing eyes from there!
@CasualPearls5 жыл бұрын
I'm going to clap when someone says something mildly interesting so when they try to tell other people "then this girl clapped" it will be immediately seen as false.
@ne95995 жыл бұрын
Hah
@user-fi7jp1rp9l5 жыл бұрын
Paige Renaud I just clap randomly like if I’m bored or if my teacher finishes talking. Once my friend was like singing in class so I started clapping😂
@GiaBird-The-Jumin-Han-Lover5 жыл бұрын
thats something thats been on my bucket list for a year or so at this point. no progress so far.
@gasolinesleeve33965 жыл бұрын
R/madlads
@hystericallover59895 жыл бұрын
Peter Parker r/foundthemobileuser
@daisy98584 жыл бұрын
I feel like some of the “I said _____ and everybody clapped” people may have actually said whatever they claimed to, but got weird looks/made fun of/ignored and so they post it with a different reaction in an attempt to get validation and make themselves feel like what they said actually made sense or wasn’t pretentious :/
@bragtime10524 жыл бұрын
Can confirm, I was the _____
@Max-cr4zf4 жыл бұрын
Yeah i can confirm the is true also, i was I made this joke at like 4 in the morning didnt notice i copied him dont hate me
@floppagaming84694 жыл бұрын
i said bruh and everybody clapped
@DreemyDreemz4 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I thought
@natalieconravey44324 жыл бұрын
op was the one who pissed on the floor but everyone started bullying her for it so she made that post
@taitia86192 жыл бұрын
No joke though, my aunt has a habit of telling these super overblown stories all the time, and she always mentions people applauding her. It's like a _thing_ when you're telling fake stories, apparently.
@lw13465 жыл бұрын
I thought this video was funny, so I played it over my school's intercom. The teachers got so mad, and all my classmates started clapping.
@Sokkaeatspeople5 жыл бұрын
Lillian Wanisko Lmao, I get it
@nico-ke1nn5 жыл бұрын
wow totally happened man killer Story
@Sarah-nx2ok5 жыл бұрын
Same thing happened to me
@notsympfunny5 жыл бұрын
slow clapping
@Medeinathetrashcan3345 жыл бұрын
Omg same u herooo
@gianluca67734 жыл бұрын
Honestly the pee one happened to me. The teacher wouldnt let him go to the bathroom so he went in the corner and peed in an empty water bottle. We didnt clap tho
@Zombieslayer00444 жыл бұрын
Gianluca imagine a girl doing that tho
@ohno48654 жыл бұрын
@@Zombieslayer0044 nah I'd rather not
@daydreeeem4 жыл бұрын
Same in 7th grade, this kid peed in the trash can because our teacher didn’t let him go to the bathroom
@thedarkoverlordofall4 жыл бұрын
At my high school, a girl changed her bloody tampon in the middle of a test bc the teacher wouldn’t let her go to the classroom-no clapping though
“A teacher would never call anyone an idiot!” Meanwhile me having flashbacks to the 8th grade where my science teacher pulled me aside and said “continue with the quality of work you’re giving me, you’ll never make it past high school.” I was trying my best dawg I just hated science 😭🙏
@maddibesaddi5 жыл бұрын
I apparently havent gotten to the Doug part so I'm just reading all these Doug comments
@haiimalex81255 жыл бұрын
maddi tracy same 😂
@sethedmonds49675 жыл бұрын
@@haiimalex8125 same lol
@kaylee-td4qd5 жыл бұрын
same sis
@maddibesaddi5 жыл бұрын
@Isabel Dillon I like the difference 10/10
@damio27675 жыл бұрын
10:06
@sappho58244 жыл бұрын
"doug isn't a real name" my neighbor from across the street: *adios*
@charlottedarling12574 жыл бұрын
my ex's stepdad: *Au revoir*
@madelynsuiter3614 жыл бұрын
My dads best friend: sayonara
@cugu75624 жыл бұрын
The local ice cream shop man: ✌
@leahjk974 жыл бұрын
my neighbor is also named doug I think it’s just a name that only belongs to neighbors
@alicebethell80694 жыл бұрын
My grandfather: evaporates
@amparoohoo35325 жыл бұрын
I swear, when I was in middle school, my teacher hated me so when we went on a field trip to a museum, she turned into a she-demon and tried to murder me. Then, I slayed her with a magic sword. Everyone started clapping, it was so cool.
@amparoohoo35325 жыл бұрын
@HopefulCat no, its perry johnson
@fear78125 жыл бұрын
i love you and you are valid
@hcbfhwjdjckek5 жыл бұрын
I only understand this because of my friend
@catlady48585 жыл бұрын
Oh, stop it, you.
@melaniemartinez75165 жыл бұрын
🙌🙌🙌
@darrendarryl904 Жыл бұрын
"A teacher would never call you an idiot" my art teacher was talking to the students and one of them said "I wanna be an artist" and she looked her right in the eyes and said "Just give up." She changed subjects
@dracallimirari37914 жыл бұрын
Kurtis: “a teacher would never call you an idiot.” Oh Kurtis. You haven’t seen the American public school system.
@ziarutkowski45664 жыл бұрын
Same but in South Africa
@karena46844 жыл бұрын
dang what school do you go to cause i have never once been called an idiot by a teacher, nor have they never made me feel inferior in any way
@Alex-tu4zr4 жыл бұрын
Yeah all my teachers are awesome
@milkeyway71054 жыл бұрын
Yeah my elementary school teacher called my friend an idiot, but in my native language. People have to realize that not every teachers are your saviour, some of them also fucked up
@forksntorches35874 жыл бұрын
Y'all haven't seen Russian schools
@bunnigrrl4 жыл бұрын
"Doug isnt real" My grandpa: "am I a joke to you?"
@links1634 жыл бұрын
I dated a guy named Doug 😅
@emilytustin45404 жыл бұрын
My uncles name is Doug and my dads middle name is Douglas. Hah
@DjVader1124 жыл бұрын
And isn't nostalgia critics name doug?
@XanderTehNoob4 жыл бұрын
My grandfather has the same name haha
@avaralph5154 жыл бұрын
My school janitor: am I a joke to you
@cheetosoop7365 жыл бұрын
girl: *pisses on the floor* teacher: oh im ENRAGED
@xinhh30934 жыл бұрын
enraged is a funny word
@olivia_vermast4 жыл бұрын
Grassy it is
@lexi-rb9cs4 жыл бұрын
something like that actually happened in a class a couple years ago but no one clapped and the chick pissed in the trash
@lillyhasund18464 жыл бұрын
My teatcher would be in shock 😂
@lillyhasund18464 жыл бұрын
@@lexi-rb9cs that's how to get popular C:
@brooklyn11674 жыл бұрын
My first words were the whole *Declaration of Independence* Edit: TYSM for 3.1k!
@doodlenoodle72694 жыл бұрын
**Everyone at the daycare started clapping**
@treebeaver39214 жыл бұрын
My first words were every language known to man
@eleanafischer85274 жыл бұрын
Mine were: *“Way to go, Paul.”*
@farrahfavorov63034 жыл бұрын
c 🐱🌸🥚⛳️🪕🩰🚀💾📈🈶↩️💭🟧🇦🇶🇧🇪🎌🇿🇼
@julianvillafan83944 жыл бұрын
*Everyone slowly starts to clap*
@dpark97284 жыл бұрын
Omg when I was in high school my teacher told me my ears were too big for my head and I got up and flew around the room as he stared at me in awe. And my classmates started slow clapping once I landed in my seat.
@meermeneer22784 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@nurimaninsyirahbintirosli52204 жыл бұрын
you r dumbo ancestor
@boxlover43684 жыл бұрын
Can confirm I was a classmate
@cailloussoakingbussy74224 жыл бұрын
This needs to be pinned it made me laugh way more than it should
@dpark97284 жыл бұрын
@@boxlover4368 hey thanks for the slow claps my guy
@pencilshavings_yt Жыл бұрын
Once, Charli D'Amelio was walking down the street, then she saw a newborn riding a bicycle. He said to her "I want to persuade my dreams but my children aren't allowing me to" Charli frowned and replied "Do whatever you want man. Be brave. Stand up to them". And that little boy was Jeremy Clarkson.
@pleasehelp66134 жыл бұрын
Bro fr tho I was driving 10 mph in a 60 mph with a huge line of traffic behind me and a cop pulled me over and tried to give me a ticket. But I simply gestured to a cantaloupe buckled into the carseat with my kid. And the cop laughed, and then shot me.
@private_poptarts4 жыл бұрын
Everyone behind u applauded
@pleasehelp66134 жыл бұрын
Private Poptarts how did you know?
@private_poptarts4 жыл бұрын
Please help just had a feeling bro
@pleasehelp66134 жыл бұрын
Private Poptarts nice one, bro
@hexmaniacgabby51604 жыл бұрын
Ok but this one is actually plausible
@lolafaye20263 жыл бұрын
one time i yelled at a mcdonald’s worker for giving me 4 nuggets instead of 6 and she got fired and everyone started applauding
@NunayahBuisness3 жыл бұрын
True story. How do I know you ask? I'm one of the missing nuggets. We were in love and ran off to be together forever. Sadly the other nugget passed from triple rare Michael Jackson nugget cancer of the shoe.
@ren-pt3ll3 жыл бұрын
every karen's dream scenario
@ThatChadHollow2 жыл бұрын
TBF I wouldn't be very happy too if I was missing a third of my nuggies, someone gon die for that
@kaluca2 жыл бұрын
I know a guy named Doug and that is exactly something he would say, he's really into the "punk" culture and if he sees someone that dresses "punk" he is the type to challenge them with a question like that, he has no filters.
@MarbleMcGee6565 жыл бұрын
Kurtis: Do you know a Doug? Me: Yes Kurtis: No you don't Me: No I don't
@kateemma225 жыл бұрын
Everyone in the world slow clapped.
@izarheriotza53154 жыл бұрын
I actually do he's a teacher I know
@izarheriotza53154 жыл бұрын
@Emmons Lauren for once in my life I'm pretty certain
@DintleTV4 жыл бұрын
my uncle names is doug
@izarheriotza53154 жыл бұрын
@@DintleTV I believe you
@kzuruo82575 жыл бұрын
kurtis: do you know a doug? me: yeah, my friend's dad's name is do- kurtis: *YOU DON'T*
@1dentity2635 жыл бұрын
eth.erealhowell my uncles name is doug
@chiacheese61955 жыл бұрын
@@1dentity263 no
@mydudes51245 жыл бұрын
same lol
@ramonatobey6855 жыл бұрын
i know a doug
@allyjazz97605 жыл бұрын
I know! hahaha I was like "...my dad?" and he was like "NO" haha it's just more of an older name I guess like ronald or tony or something.
@jays.49693 жыл бұрын
“A teacher would never call a student an idiot” One of my favorite teachers once looked at my friend and I, gestured to our heads, and said “Wow, there really is nothin goin on up there”. American public school teachers who only have a few years till retirement are ruthless, they’re not getting paid nearly enough and they have nothing to lose.
@me-dc8pj2 жыл бұрын
I had a History teacher who, when a kid got 1 question wrong, stood behind her and looks through her hair saying "oh sorry, just looking for the surgical scar from when they removed your brain" and like this man wasnt even close to retiring he just didn't care lmao
@ameonna81682 жыл бұрын
as an australian private school student it happens aswell, he probably just went to a more positive school 😊
@DragonMaiden772 жыл бұрын
I had an art class with my best friend. She was making a seal sculpture, and when I went to consult my art teacher about my project next, he looked up at me slowly with his eyebrow raised and said ‘let me guess, you’re making a club?’ Funniest shit ever.
@reaganstevenson4222 жыл бұрын
my teacher wrote “what the hell is this?” on the top of one of my essays… it was the second thing i wrote in that class
@m0bz0mb382 жыл бұрын
Yeah that's happened to me to, I didn't have friends though (for real I feel like I should clarify since most of these comments are made up stories lol)
@Angelnloel2 жыл бұрын
almost every time my sister drives me home from work she waits for this one stop sign to turn green, and every time we both laugh cause for some reason she never realizes. it’s only that one sign too (although there are other stop signs on our route) she’s only waited a few minutes at most before realizing & to be fair we work night shift so we’re both out of it after work but yeah waiting an hour & a half is a bit much 💀
@emilyarnold63865 жыл бұрын
“Do you know a doug?” “I have like 8 dougs in my family” “NO YOU DONT” *has existential crisis*
@imacloud.5 жыл бұрын
Incredible.
@HCsMyName5 жыл бұрын
Same my cousin is named Doug 😂
@mimicatmoon5 жыл бұрын
seth perea in-laws
@thomaswiltherford92655 жыл бұрын
@Emily Arnold I met them! I ranted about capitalism, got high, peed on their rug, then left! Everyone was clapping!! Yes I did this for each one
@mimicatmoon5 жыл бұрын
seth perea in their family there is
@kmay71342 жыл бұрын
One time at school my teacher gave me homework. I immediately stood up and peed all over it like it was newspaper!! The whole class slow clapped for me while I threw the piss-soaked science papers into my teachers purse 😂😂😂 the principle came over the intercom and told me I would get a statue and bench made in my honor!!
@blackwillow4824 жыл бұрын
Once I was going through a McDonald's drive through and the person in front of me started screaming at the employee because she wasn't accepting her expired coupon. I jumped out of my car and flipped hers onto it's side and she jumped out of the car begging on her knees for mercy as I lifted the car up into the air. Everyone in the drive through was clapping, and everyone in the Kohl's next to the McDonald's, and the clapping spread throughout the entire block, and the next, through the city, the whole county, and then whole state was clapping and cheering for me. I got ten free burgers and eighteen large fries and a coupon that lets me get endless free food at McDonald's. The mayor of the city resigned for me and I became the mayor, but the king of the universe decided I deserved more than that. It was too much stress though, so I just decided to keep my superstrength and continue my humble life. This is the story of how I became the king of the whole universe, and the strongest woman of all time
@chasejames13234 жыл бұрын
*slow claps*
@gh0stlol3874 жыл бұрын
😭 so beautiful ❤️❤️❤️ *śŁöw çŁãpsš*
@clairefazel84704 жыл бұрын
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
@a.tapes_4 жыл бұрын
this isnt very believable.. i've never seen a mcdonalds next to a kohls :/ pretty sus to me
@violetpuddins4 жыл бұрын
Black Willow Are you sharing that McDonald’s tho
@666-bpm5 жыл бұрын
Me: h- Everyone: **claps**
@ShinySephiroth14 жыл бұрын
I think Kurtis never went to a ghetto school... I constantly saw teachers calling kids stupid. One time a teacher and student spent 15 minutes arguing and calling each other fat.
@MercurialIris4 жыл бұрын
That’s not ghetto, that just sounds like a bad school.
@oliviapedersen83094 жыл бұрын
Frank Feliz I disagree. I went to a good school and teachers were mean and yelled at us for stupid shit all the time
@MercurialIris4 жыл бұрын
Olivia Pedersen that’s because kids are awful. Not every teacher can put up with that for what little amount of money they’re paid. Imagine a kid treating you like garbage, they’re dumb and uneducated and you’re someone who’s gone through years of college and this kid still thinks they’re right and you’re wrong. Then their mouth breathing parents step in, and agree with their kids even though they’re wrong. It’s a frustrating job, I’d bash a kids skull in and not think anything of it. Then take that bashed in skull and shove it down their parents throat.
@ShinySephiroth14 жыл бұрын
@@MercurialIris Can't lie, I laughed more than I should at your comment but yeah, I feel so bad for teachers. And yes, that kid in particular was a snot to that teacher for the entire year.
@oliviapedersen83094 жыл бұрын
Frank Feliz woah look I totally agree that teachers are amazing and underpaid and they deserve to make so much more than they do. Their jobs and the work they do is incredibly important. Trust me I understand my mother is a teacher. I know how hard she works and I appreciate the teachers that have taught me. I’m just saying there are some teachers that are mean to kids even if you go to a good school
@brennarazo78462 жыл бұрын
One time my mom smoked enough that she waited for a stop sign to turn green, but only for just long enough that anyone else would have wondered why she wasn't going lol
@xxxmelanietpstauber11835 жыл бұрын
....whERES MY EXTRA GREETING _...it’s what i live for_
@danyelluh5 жыл бұрын
he didn't do it back then.
@ThanosThighsTho5 жыл бұрын
@@danyelluh oof yea he did
@semiscreen51305 жыл бұрын
omg I love your username! Melanie Martinez, TØP, and Jack Stauber?!! such good taste in music :')
@Fireburner-sr2pm5 жыл бұрын
True
@controversialuser78115 жыл бұрын
a l i n a its called edgy usernames!
@jessvance29706 жыл бұрын
Every Doug is out here having an existential crisis now lol
@hystericallover59895 жыл бұрын
why the fuck does this comment have only 1 reply, with over 1000 likes? (which is me)
@tylerlambert26655 жыл бұрын
Yeah I know I'm the 2nd reply lol
@meowmeow95625 жыл бұрын
3rd! Hehe *awkward laugh*
@insertnamehere19835 жыл бұрын
Jess Vance no they’re not because they don’t exist
@kaydzilla91955 жыл бұрын
The only Doug I know is the golden retriever from the movie Up
@ashleymartinez46405 жыл бұрын
Yes it's true i was the movie
@rex1985 жыл бұрын
@@ashleymartinez4640 what
@kyliebecker53915 жыл бұрын
Kaydzilla i was literally thinking that lmfao
@arandomuser94594 жыл бұрын
What about that one kid from the descendants movie? I think he dates the evil queens daughter?
@MariaYates-ju3vh6 ай бұрын
One time a kid said "if you don't give me all of your lunch money, I will spit on your face and ruin your makeup" and i said, maybe you should eat makeup so you can be beautiful on the inside where it really counts" and he was actually so stunned he started crying and everybody clapped... exept for the make-up companies. They were enrages when he sued them after eating makeup almost killed him.
@lilly75503 жыл бұрын
Kurtis smoking pot is both so damn in character and very surprising at the same time. Dunno which
@NunayahBuisness3 жыл бұрын
Imma say you don't know many stoners. He seems like one to me. First sign for me was how he chuckles at his own jokes.
@alexanderh81293 жыл бұрын
@@NunayahBuisness but he seems to have never gotten properly high bc it absolutely would make u do shit like the stopsign thing
@vykepp57093 жыл бұрын
@@alexanderh8129 but you shouldnt drive high
@stagjaw3 жыл бұрын
his demeanour seems like he would smoke, but he’s so innocent and sweet lol
@shirinnaidu49713 жыл бұрын
LMAO WHY DO I GET EXACTLY WHAT YOU MEAN
@princesslexicon4 жыл бұрын
“As long as you have a watermelon in your car laws don’t exist”
@riverxxx14214 жыл бұрын
my new yearbook quote
@tadpole3454 жыл бұрын
wise words of a faithful Kurtistown inhabitant
@parakeetiscool76474 жыл бұрын
If the melon is in the vehicle, the felon is null
@littlesourpatch84584 жыл бұрын
princesslexicon basically
@kristinrad10 ай бұрын
Man, what this teaches me is I need to clap any time anyone looks smug. No one will ever believe them.
@mizmizzy58934 жыл бұрын
When I was in primary school this one boy lied to us that he was american when we asked him to say the anthem and he said he was born before it was made and we all believed man
@c.serene65643 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo wtf? Also where you from?
@bigasspockets3 жыл бұрын
This is true I was there
@anyprimes653 жыл бұрын
@@bigasspockets *clapping*
@margiecoleman13343 жыл бұрын
@@c.serene6564 probs the UK
@royalblanket3 жыл бұрын
I'm American and I have no fucking clue what the anthem is
@MKET33 жыл бұрын
my mom: what do you want to be when you grow up me: what's even the point of getting a job when it's just going to make me money and nothing else and as we all know money is a hellspawn guy robbing my house:👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
@SlightMishap3 жыл бұрын
You forgot a shameless trump 2020 plug
@Lunar_Can_Draw3 жыл бұрын
You forgot the “then the whole store clapped”
@SixxThirtyFive3 жыл бұрын
My manager read your comment and quit on the spot as well 😲
@jennypointner76896 жыл бұрын
On first day of secondary school I told everybody I was vegetarian and I realised I had to stop eating meat to make it realistics and that's the story about how I actually became vegetarian at 11 lmao. I wish I was as consistent with everything in my life like I was with that lie
@patrickstar93796 жыл бұрын
Sophomore year I told my German teacher I was a vegetarian since I had forgotten all the names for meats. It wasn't even a good excuse but he still thinks I'm a vegetarian lmao
@jadaradtke56036 жыл бұрын
Omg the same exact thing happened to me at the same age omg
@xXxCherylxXxMoxXx6 жыл бұрын
I'm laughing so hard right now you're my hero
@angelmanning70376 жыл бұрын
I told a boy I was texting I was vegetarian bc I WANTED to be but just wasnt. He wanted to meet up and I really liked him and so I stopped eating meat and we ended up dating for 2 years.
@bella-xf2lz6 жыл бұрын
in second grade i lied to sounds different say i was a vegetarian. now i am vegan and i am so against meat/ animal agriculture 😂😅
@mizstories96462 жыл бұрын
I have actually at one time in my life had an amazing achievement and had an entire room clap for me. But I can NEVER tell the story because all of the liars online have ruined it for me.
@saltygooseundertale7412 Жыл бұрын
Actually?
@ghost_inthewire5 ай бұрын
kids in my english class clap for everything my teacher does for absolutely no reason. one time when he casually threw a piece of paper into the bin, everyone began fucking clapping and cheering
@anahand41374 ай бұрын
Same bro. I mean it was definitely a joke but I had a classroom clap at me and I’ll never be believed lol
@allyjazz97605 жыл бұрын
I'm just waiting for a Doug to stumble across this video And be denied of his existence
@allyjazz97605 жыл бұрын
@@benjihuxtable6485 Firstly, you do too? Your's is Friends? I don't think you can say that if you have the same because that just backfires. Secondly, I only do to hide my personal information. Also this was created when I was 9. Look if it's not hurting anyone then I'm fine with it? But if it bothers anyone then just honestly ignore it thanks for your cooperation :)
@HannahIrene7195 жыл бұрын
Because a person using someone else's selfie on their KZbin profile is the worst thing that's been done on the internet.👌
@HannahIrene7195 жыл бұрын
@@benjihuxtable6485 Yes it was and I was also just making a point. We can all make points. It's amazing.
@booty_hunter42075 жыл бұрын
@@HannahIrene719 wow you suck ass
@ificouldfly29885 жыл бұрын
Guys, calm down. Its just a youtube profile picture! Mine is of Harry Styles but that doesn't mean that I'm tryna catfish people into thinking that I'm Harry! 😂
@angelip50465 жыл бұрын
No extra greeting?
@sararapotata5 жыл бұрын
UNSUB
@Anne-kz1rm5 жыл бұрын
Angeli P I’ll do it”hi how are you?”
@skylarquestionmark5 жыл бұрын
This is not the content I subscribed for.
@reallio81655 жыл бұрын
I feel scammed smh
@aboyles27775 жыл бұрын
WHAT?
@brookequast30806 жыл бұрын
i told people i met demi lovato in sixth grade and that she told me i was a good singer and i was the "next big thing" because at the time i was convinced i would be a popstar
@mryoshi12216 жыл бұрын
Brooke Quast wig
@baileymarsh66 жыл бұрын
a girl in my grade said the same thing about alicia keys in fifth grade AHA
@elizabethhouse34956 жыл бұрын
Brooke Quast in 3rd grade I told everyone I was going to marry Zac Efron when I turned 30
@mryoshi12216 жыл бұрын
Elizabeth House how old would he be when youre 30
@efferz85636 жыл бұрын
This girl I know lied in fifth grade that Selena Gomez was her sister so that people would come to her birthday party
@zenten1266Ай бұрын
As someone who's friends with a Doug, it's sad to learn they never existed and I've been imagining them for years. RIP Doug.
@petronellawhy5 жыл бұрын
*and then they all clapped*
@Emily-ce7zz5 жыл бұрын
omg they clapped
@btonh92535 жыл бұрын
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
@okbutwhytho47955 жыл бұрын
Wow thats true because i saw the claps
@Emily-ce7zz5 жыл бұрын
I tried changing it from “and they were roommates. Omg they were roommates” to and then they all clapped “omg they clapped”
@josephinekalbfleisch51005 жыл бұрын
@@okbutwhytho4795 *i WAS the claps*
@crystalwolcott47444 жыл бұрын
"I smoked 5 blunts"...like bro if you smoked FIVE blunts you would have been asleep. lol
@bumble95114 жыл бұрын
and your lungs would be dead
@oceanepetit90093 жыл бұрын
I have a "friend" who one smoked 5 blunts in one go. He was smoking in a little hut near the sea, and he told me that he woke up 3 hours later in a random pathway to the beach, thirsty as hell, with a huge headache, 2 km from that hut. Don't smoke 5 blunts in one go...because you might not be as lucky as him haha
@elcappital3 жыл бұрын
I thought the same thing
@pingpongball91673 жыл бұрын
Idk, depends on the flower. Some high sativa shit like blue dream might legit make somebody wait for a stop sign to turn green, but only for a minute before going like "ohhh shit haha I'm dumb" not a whole ass hour But like blue dream is only for the pros, it can and will fuck you up
@pingpongball91673 жыл бұрын
@user deceased damnn I didn't even think of AK-47 lmao
@MonsieurCarrot4 жыл бұрын
Where’s my extra greeting Kurtis? Huh? Where is it? Furious and crying
@somethingsomethinglastname92064 жыл бұрын
UNSUBSCRIBED
@aishwaryap.22304 жыл бұрын
WHERE ARE MY RIGHTS >:'(
@cyanaxo Жыл бұрын
9:13 I don't think you realize how common it is for teachers to not only insult their students, but also straight up roast them
@Cheiriko4 жыл бұрын
Kurtis: Doug isn’t a name that exists My tech teacher named Doug: *There is an idiot at the end of this ruler*
@leentabanaj18833 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 That made me laugh more than it should have
@thinkingabtit3 жыл бұрын
at which end tho?
@harlemharris84943 жыл бұрын
@@thinkingabtit your not even grounded for that
@shaggyrogers18513 жыл бұрын
And they all started clapping
@samuelforesta3 жыл бұрын
My dad's name is literally Doug.
@table67924 жыл бұрын
One time i was eating an apple and it started speaking to me. It said “stop it.” Ever since that day I haven’t eaten an apple
@table67923 жыл бұрын
@@butters643 i would never stop eating croissants who do u take me for
@bethlamb32863 жыл бұрын
*slow clap*
@pajmak55423 жыл бұрын
All of the apples around the world clapped for you!!!!!!
@aishasarr15633 жыл бұрын
You must go to the doctor a lot
@fiona50743 жыл бұрын
**starts clapping**
@shaym.48674 жыл бұрын
Kurtis: Do you know a Doug? Me: Yeah my uncle's name is- Kurtis: No you don't Me: No I don't *forgets uncle*
@BethAnnMayberry4 жыл бұрын
DANG IT. Now I have forgotten ALL my uncles, (including my uncle who is actually named Doug... are we cousins? I mean, if there aren't any Dougs out there, I assume we have the same Uncle Doug.👀) just in case.
@kingayy92674 жыл бұрын
*Doug* is the manager at every mid-level family dining restaurant in the continental U.S.
@Mothmollyishere4 жыл бұрын
BethAnn Mayberry then we ALSO share an uncle because mines also named Doug!?!? Bro it’s a small world out there smh ✊
@BethAnnMayberry4 жыл бұрын
@@Mothmollyishere who knew Kurtistown was such a cozy place for a family reunion!? At least we know now so we don't accidentally date relatives. (The #StinkyGregsOfKurtistown are a *close* family... But not an ICKY close one. We leave that kind of relationship to the Pranksters and their kissing challenges. *Shudder*)
@Kat-PM4 жыл бұрын
Shay M. Same lol
@MarkelleRayneeSheree2 жыл бұрын
Have to disagree that a teeacher would never call a student an idiot. I went to a very small school where everyone knew everyone and all the teachers knew all of our parents so the teachers felt very free to roast the shit out of us. It was honestly pretty awesome. My science teacher told my classmate that if he put his brain on the edge of a knife it would look like a BB in a four lane highway. I think about that way too often.
@neveenhaidar5 жыл бұрын
Once i met Kurtis and gave HIM the extra greeting he was so proud and everyone slow clapped. I swear bro. Edit: hate to be that person but dang dang diggity dang that’s a lotta likes
@mahay70385 жыл бұрын
Neveen Seklawi I’m not sure if that’s true lol
@neveenhaidar5 жыл бұрын
Mahay Aized but i said I SWEAR BRO, bro
@mahay70385 жыл бұрын
ok.......
@melody-tp8go5 жыл бұрын
@@mahay7038 it's true, i was there!
@simonaremeikaite22995 жыл бұрын
its true, i was the extra greeting
@miyu19604 жыл бұрын
I know a Doug. He was a weird kid that would always talk about how he was a test tube baby.
@quinnlovescats4 жыл бұрын
💀💀💀💀 this took me out
@miyu19604 жыл бұрын
dj queentee 😭😭 people named Doug are weird
@jb-fc2km4 жыл бұрын
@@miyu1960 what about Doug Judy? Huh? HUH?
@frunklie4 жыл бұрын
jb who even is that😾😾
@jb-fc2km4 жыл бұрын
@@frunklie you neeeeeedddd to watch Brooklyn 99
@Beth_Amphetamine3 жыл бұрын
I totally believe someone high could pull up to a stop sign and wait for it to turn green for like 2 minutes and then laugh at themselves and head to McDonald’s. No way in hell someone high would wait an hour and a half for munchies and a coke for that hellacious dry mouth... even for an actual red light.
@cherrybomber33283 жыл бұрын
Y is Jeffre star in ur pfp
@Beth_Amphetamine3 жыл бұрын
@@cherrybomber3328 it’s not Jeffery Star.
@cherrybomber33283 жыл бұрын
@@Beth_Amphetamine yea ik he just looks like him
@Beth_Amphetamine3 жыл бұрын
@@cherrybomber3328 I hadn’t really noticed before you said that lol but now I can’t unsee it 😄
@cici14743 жыл бұрын
@@cherrybomber3328 LMAOHSHSHAHAHHAHAHS
@GeneralGrandmas5 ай бұрын
The teacher calling the kid an idiot is pretty realistic if it was an American teacher lmao
@withlovemina4 жыл бұрын
“Doug isn’t a real name!” My uncle: *sad uncle noises*
@i_love_addison_rae1873 жыл бұрын
ungle *
@withlovemina3 жыл бұрын
@@i_love_addison_rae187 yes
@deadeyeddog3 жыл бұрын
@@i_love_addison_rae187 LMAO
@cartmanpilled3 жыл бұрын
my dad, also named doug: *sad dad noises*
@withlovemina3 жыл бұрын
@@cartmanpilled F
@dirtgrub3903 жыл бұрын
"anyone watching this, do u know a doug? u dont" *my dad evaporates*
@localcryptid7403 жыл бұрын
Thanos has entered the chat
@Raspbettyjam3 жыл бұрын
same
@turkeybandit10183 жыл бұрын
Dude same thing happened to me, except my dads name wasn't Doug
@emoahh113 жыл бұрын
@@turkeybandit1018 😶
@sweetcreature24753 жыл бұрын
My uncle evaporated as well. Its happening everywhere.
@jinglebingle411 ай бұрын
"a teacher would never call you an idiot" bro has not been to an Australian public school
@kayleejane55792 жыл бұрын
Honest to god, I had a teacher in 7th grade that told a kid they sucked and the kid replied "you swallow." The class didn't clap but they all went "oooooo" really loudly and the kid got written up.
@taitia86192 жыл бұрын
True or not, that sounds believable.
@evinix2 жыл бұрын
Is it true???
@halleys.comett2 жыл бұрын
man my friend told our english teacher (in the middle of her very messy and public divorce with another teacher) “maybe if you got dick you’d be in a better mood”
@nadersaid2215 Жыл бұрын
Oooooooooooo
@nomoretwitterhandles Жыл бұрын
I think saying "they ALL" is what makes something sound fake. I highly doubt every single person in your 7th grade class went "ooooo". But I'm sure a *few* did.
@thegoroakechi6 жыл бұрын
"Where were you in the movie?" "Deleted scenes."
@josephbilderback45496 жыл бұрын
Deleted deleted scenes
@aquariaaaa6 жыл бұрын
“ooh they cut me out://“
@bianca-ve8id5 жыл бұрын
that girl that peed on the ground gave me emma chamberlain vibes
@chloewagner32115 жыл бұрын
A thousand times yes it was so her
@kaithesiren5 жыл бұрын
Tana Mongolian Vibes 👀👀
@v4mpysl5 жыл бұрын
yes.
@linnea19075 жыл бұрын
i just fuckin snorted omg
@brandonneal66595 жыл бұрын
It's most likely the girl just wanted to tell everyone she slept with her friends boyfriend but made up a story about her so people would think ewww she is gross I don't feel as bad for thinking its okay for you to sleep with her bf lol.
@giantsalamander Жыл бұрын
"a teacher would never call a student an idiot" one of my teachers told me in front of the entire class and another teacher that i wasn't good for anything except drawing. she didn't even get in trouble for it.
@corn23334 жыл бұрын
does anyone watching this know a doug? that name doesn't exist. my dad: sad fatherly noises
@mackenzie10314 жыл бұрын
omg sameee
@gassia3704 жыл бұрын
Not fatherly noises😭
@scarlettd69734 жыл бұрын
same afshjdd
@Ramen_Nodles4 жыл бұрын
What about the dog from up?
@corn23334 жыл бұрын
@@Ramen_Nodles yes
@rennywest21694 жыл бұрын
*with a straight, emotionless face* “I’m very, very, excited for today’s video”
@Oh-kx1os4 жыл бұрын
And then everyone clapped
@sleepingmrbunny65704 жыл бұрын
then we make out.
@sidtheserotoninkid88014 жыл бұрын
てねてねー oh
@sleepingmrbunny65704 жыл бұрын
@@sidtheserotoninkid8801 pucker up 💋💋💋 lmao
@sidtheserotoninkid88014 жыл бұрын
てねてねー *crying* 😗
@wmiles4 жыл бұрын
Teacher: “At the end of this ruler is an idoit.” Me: “That’s... why I’m here.”
@anormalweeb58094 жыл бұрын
The fact that you wrote idoit makes it even funnier to me