Kyle Gordon - Planet of the Bass (feat. DJ Crazy Times & Ms. Biljana Electronica) [Official Video]

[@drewisgooden]

this is a work of art

[@GeorgeHarold1]

Thank you, Drew Gooden. Very Cool.

[@guycalledcookie]

have to assume the “hey guy” will be referring to women from now on

[@josephalvarez5315]

You

[@tonidotcs]

​@@guycalledcookiemaybe it always has

[@joeconti2396]

​@@GeorgeHarold1pretty sure this is Danny Gonzalez

[@ExplosmEntertainment]

When the world needed her most, she returned. There is now truly nothing to be sad.

[@jordandobrew]

you were my childhood

[@onepureturtle]

spame

[@thantul]

Become the Human

[@thee_seoul.brotha]

Indeed! The prophecy has been fulfilled and now the world will listen when we tell them "stop the war!"

[@dg6645]

The rhythm is glad

[@jacksfilms]

WORTH THE WAIT

[@beluving]

Jack films are women your favourite guy

[@GeorgeHarold1]

Jack, I am somehow both surprised and not at all surprised to see you here. Also this is completely unrelated and you probably don't remember, but me being featured on YIAY was so epic, thank you. I'll try to catch your next bbbingo stream.

[@jessy3637]

JJJacksfilms!

[@EvieCorwell]

Damn that's crazy!

[@orangefoxxd6120]

This was indeed worth the wait! And the rhythm is so glad now!

[@cah137-y4s]

I adore how this simultaneously captures the energy of lines that are _almost_ translated correctly, with minor grammatical errors but a clearly understandable intention ("We are losing control on a floor tonight", "Clapping the hands"), but also lines that have been so bafflingly mistranslated that you wonder what the hell the original intention was ("Take your heart into a unicorn"???)

[@senororlando2]

That is good to me as well as that

[@DaoDragonFire]

@@senororlando2 I am an unicorn

[@DanielGaviriaAcosta]

@@DaoDragonFire no you are not, take your meds

[@DeathnoteBB]

Usually the weird ones are where a word translates into two different English words, or in the original language the word has multiple meanings depending on context. And for whatever reason the translator had to presumably just guess. That’s why so much Chinese is translated wildly incorrectly. The kanji can mean a million things, the context changes the meaning. Like in English, die means a singular dice OR the verb for becoming dead. So if someone read “Die in English means to become dead or the singular of dice” they’d have to pick the word in their language for the correct option, but if they get the option wrong… well you get “Take your heart to a unicorn”. Or on this example, “We’re gonna [singular of dice] [offspring]” for “We’re gonna die young”

[@Soda_Dreams]

@@DeathnoteBB don’t forget I imagine Kyle’s friend dj crazy times was in Ljubljana, Slovenia back when they beat Czechoslovakia in the semi finals of the Eurovision 1997 at “Club A Unicorn” where everyone was dropping the famous green heart ecstasy tablets when they went in. DJ crazy times after all these ones was always Team Slovenia’s country DJ so his must make sure it’s perfectl sense! “Take your heart [pills] into [club] A Unicorn” you’re most welcome as well as these ones. I still can’t believe Lithuania lost in Bratislava the following year to best closest rivals, Macedonia. Heartbroking

[@TheMacroShow]

I hope this unironically hits #1 on the charts

[@razza1488]

Hi macro

[@benjaminbustamante7924]

He redeemed himself

[@ultra_cosmic]

Why unironic?

[@fqqdk]

unicornically

[@MarioSaidWhat]

It's already hit number one in our hearts

[@hattorihonzo8340]

I love how they released this as a parody but EVERYONE unironically fell in love with these 2 and the song. You just never know what society will collectively reject or latch onto. I love them

[@jasonmcgrody9472]

It's legitimately a good '90s Europop dance song. On first hearing the 30 second clip a few weeks ago I seriously thought it was just an actual song I missed at the time with someone making a funny modern video.

[@HeavenlyEchoVirus]

@@jasonmcgrody9472 same hahaha

[@glyphdoctor]

He plans to include it on a comedy album. I think he would just be better off making a whole album of Eurodance songs. He's really got the talent for it.

[@basicindiebro]

@@glyphdoctorI would be obsessed with it if he ever did that album

[@alzer6467]

@@glyphdoctor yeah we need a full dance album with world peace, aliens and a DJ Crazy Times & Ms. Biljana Electronica love story as the running themes through out the album. Thats a smash hit album right there.

[@karl373]

As a European I can honestly say it is good to hear a song that accurately represents how we all talk, please continue to never die.

[@the_senate8050]

It perfectly mimics bad translations from Slovak, I am convinced Google translate was involved in the lyric writing process somewhere.

[@certifiedcib7958]

“Please continue to never die” 🤣

[@hanspotterman4875]

@@the_senate8050are you the girl of the love?

[@a.m.308]

​@@hanspotterman4875Yes I am a girl.

[@ephenseyst]

@@hanspotterman4875yes it's true, yes it's true

[@53gaDr34mc4st]

It was 1999. I was part of the UN Peacekeeping taskforce sent to the collapsed Yugoslavia. It was a horrible, terrible time. I saw many things I wish I didn't. However, whenever this song played on our radios from a local radio station, I knew, then and there that There Is Nothing To Be Sad, indeed. We should all strive to Stop The War, forever and always.

[@loganvanderwier8866]

Thank you USA ! You are my best friend ! You are the peace keeper ! You are the legend !

[@tonypendragon7000]

USA!!!

[@pizzaneapolitanXD]

Clinton and Rugova​@@loganvanderwier8866

[@Korisniknovi]

In 1999.?! Right. Do tell, what did you see in 1999 in (nonexisting) "Yugoslavia" back then? If you've been in Bosnia-Herzegovina, you couldn't see shit as the war ended 4 (four) years earlier. So, what was horrible, terrible? Compared to what? Fentanyl epidemic in the US, Islamic takeover and conversion of the UK to a 3rd world country, or the no-go zones in Sweden? I'm so curious...

[@Zerpderp0]

Movement!!

[@ElvistheAlien]

So profound. So human. So bass. I loves it.

[@fuckingloser2817]

Of course you'd say that since you're in the video

[@AAmothan]

HI ELVIS

[@joshnunya324]

Real recognizes Real

[@Nugcon]

Real.

[@flaurehn]

"NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL MUSIC" albums need to come back just to add this masterpiece

[@User_32]

I cannot express how happy I am that the OG Biljana is back. God bless her. May her days be filled with glad and not sad

[@montelhelem8707]

​@@Raj_Daveno

[@knyrps]

wtf hahaha nooo@@Raj_Dave

[@nStickzz]

@@Raj_Daveso quirky being different

[@enoclandero3033]

Yes it's true, yes it's true

[@donutreactions]

L take

[@OfficialChisco]

The fact that this song didn’t win the 1994 Eurovision is still something that we haven’t forgotten. One day we will have world peace, and DJ Crazy Times will finally be able to rest

[@numbatify]

Couldn’t agree more. It may not have won Eurovision, but it certainly played all the time on all the radio stations.

[@bassetts1899]

Eurovision is so behind that this entry wouldn't be out of place in 2023. Edit: I say this out of pure love for Eurovision. Sweden's interval act was right. "In real life of course this is 30 years old, but in Eurovision it will give your number a contemporary feel!"

[@chrischrill]

@@bassetts1899 or is Eurovison so far ahead that this wouldn't be out of place in 2023, because this is the anthem of the 2030s?

[@SomeoneOnlyWeKnow.]

​@@bassetts1899 You mean Eurovision is so good

[@sktzn6829]

Too ahead of it's time for 1994 Eurovision sadly. This would have easily swept 1998 or 1999's contest

[@brianbae2147]

holy shit. I heard this song on an edit and I was so confused to see that this song came out 9 months ago. I seriously thought it was a legitimate early 2000s eurobeat song.

[@gusadico]

it is I remeber hearing it with my dad in the radio on my way to school

[@notemucp]

It is. Moldova ESC ‘02. The good days.

[@ListenToTheLand]

The moment when Biljana changes back into her iconic outfit from the first video is the moment that proved that, yes, it IS possible to be nostalgic for two weeks ago. A pure triumph.

[@Rjsalexander]

Spoiler alert!

[@tomatobird1307]

Especially after the scare of the replacement girl XD

[@freek9335]

Never knew those sunglasses are so 00's. I'm a wiser man now.

[@octtavyan]

if they would have included the supermarket footage would have bee 100% perfect

[@pogopenguin]

​@@Rjsalexander😅😅😊😊😅

[@wattlesplays]

august 15, 1994. i will never forget how crowded the mall was the day that this released. the smell of popcorn, the screaming. so much promise, hope. so much bass. you just had to be there.

[@namantherockstar]

Kyle inspires me.. My parents said if i get 40K followers They'd buy me a professional camera for recording..begging u guys , literally Begging...

[@feathatsunemiku]

@@namantherockstar you deserve it!

[@Lumegrin]

@@feathatsunemiku he just made it up what it's a bot posting these most likely

[@giordkat]

omg hi wattles

[@sumerbogaart5244]

wow they were like 6 years ahead of time

[@johnson8711]

Biljana Electronica, the smash hit singer that came as runner up in the 1997 Eurovision representing Moldova. Truly a great ambasador for whole eastern europe music! "Tonight i will never die" Gave me chills!

[@namantherockstar]

Kyle inspires me.. My parents said if i get 40K followers They'd buy me a professional camera for recording..begging u guys , literally Begging...

[@crashoveryu]

Biljana is a Serbian name, she was a Serbian representative! Can't believe that even though so much time has passed since '97 Eurovision people still mix this up.

[@ecbchannel]

Funnily enough, moldova does routinely enter absolute bangers in eurovision. My lucky day is amazing, sugar another recent one

[@DarthDuck404]

The rerelease in the summer of 2001 would've gotten more attention if not for 9/11 killing the optimism of the time.

[@diemhummel9420]

If i was just reading the lyrics, no music or beat, I would think i was having a stroke. But i UNDERSTAND when its in music form. Truly, music transcends grammatical boundaries.

[@3URONIGHT]

Watching the original Biljana appear from thin air and later change into her iconic outfit is truly an indescribable feeling

[@iamastrangeloop96]

PERFECTION REDEMTION LOVE WORLD PEACE

[@poppinmycollar]

I felt a rush of joy and nostalgia for a video clip that's about two weeks old.

[@mjcarta]

Goosebumps

[@Aussie27Legend]

@@poppinmycollar christ is it only that short ago, lol

[@randirafaeli]

She is my favorite guy

[@Huggbees]

This is simultaneously exactly the same as and way better than all other Eurodance I've heard throughout my life.

[@evangelinewood3325]

Damn you're here too. That's cool.

[@jeffadams3858]

Hugebees how are you here on video of this comment sections man ? Super cool you are arrived though !! Many much love

[@Mygg_Jeager]

I wouldn't say better. Eurodance music was actually pretty good, even though the videos were always a dumpster fire. However this is easily the best eurodance song that has come out in the last 20 years. XD

[@instcake]

That's a rinsing machine, if I ever saw one.

[@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa]

holy shit, a verified comment that doesnt have 500 replies yet. fucking incredible

[@acryliccore]

I heard this song at a club in Zagreb when I was just 17. Yugoslavia had just fallen. Everything was afraid. But when this song played, the world outside was gone. I felt joy. I was alive. The times were sad but not when I was on the Planet of the Bass.

[@emanairwalk]

As a croatian who emmigrated to USA in the 90s I can 1000% confirm that the lyrics are how my parents and their friends spoke english and this type of eurodance was definitely bumping at the coffee turned dance parties.

[@EmissaryofWind]

The club is bumping, the ladies look good and the alcohol is flowing. There is much sadness in the world but not in this room.

[@gregorysteffensen3279]

DJ Crazy Times's 2023 novelty song Planet of the Bass creates a metaphorical "first contact" between neoliberal West and newly opened post-war Balkan states of Eastern Europe in the late 1990s, as illustrated by aliens probing a hamburger and downloading imagery of nature specials and Bill Clinton. In this essay, I will...

[@itsmesnacks]

@@EmissaryofWind when the rhythm is glad, there is nothing to be sad

[@watermelonime5722]

Wait didn't the song just come out? If not where is the original??

[@babyfefe999]

"Put your hands up in the air" is the most refreshing part

[@mybrianhurts6759]

The fact this didn’t win Eurovision 2005 still upsets me, but I’m so glad DJ Crazy Times is getting the recognition he deserves after 18 years!

[@TheChillje]

He won our hearts! Glad… rumor has it……. That Dj CT might be brokering a deal to sit down with Ukrainian and Russian leaders to end the war….. and DANCE!… Glad🙌🙌🙌🙌

[@speeeee35]

Actually, I think it was 03-04 because I remember we were all really surprised they weren’t asked to play it at the Summer Olympics opening ceremony in Athens, Greece. It was just typical political stuff. Super disrespectful, honestly.

[@namantherockstar]

Kyle inspires me.. My parents said if i get 40K followers They'd buy me a professional camera for recording..begging u guys , literally Begging.

[@HTMiniMe]

Moldova always bringing the bangers

[@zeeman65345]

the fact 2005 was 18 years ago makes me feel awful... Good thing that year DJ Crazy Times played Sarajevo and that night, when he said "tonight, we're having sex in the city" we did. Thank you DJ Crazy Times for some crazy times

[@justasaiyanfromearth5252]

"Women are my favorite guy" that line speaks to me on a spiritual level.

[@JimboWorldOfficial]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eZyweKJ8nrmEfrc Hardest Out On God ‼️🔥🔥

[@razor6202]

Same

[@sme-dm5gz]

it's true

[@savannahsart3340]

That is good to me as well as that

[@namantherockstar]

Kyle inspires me.. My parents said if i get 40K followers They'd buy me a professional camera for recording..begging u guys , literally Begging...

[@NezeruGaming]

Props to the cast and crew that worked on this project. It was peak guerilla marketing and y'all pulled it off.

[@Aussie27Legend]

it was looking dicey for a bit there but in the end seems to have stuck the landing

[@smoov22_sonic]

hello nez?!

[@NezeruGaming]

@@smoov22_sonic Hey, friendo. 👀

[@jacked_asian]

marketing for what?

[@Lukifur47]

@@jacked_asianfor the song itself

[@Ratgibbon]

I was there, in the 90s, in Eastern Europe. This is unironically how it was, it is painfully accurate. Edit: The keyboard spelling Y2K at 1:03 is a nice little Easter egg.

[@nathanclegg616]

Born too late to explore the earth, Born too early to explore the stars But born just in time to experience planet of the bass

[@JimboWorldOfficial]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eZyweKJ8nrmEfrc Hardest Out On God ‼️🔥🔥

[@henricomoraesRI]

YOU'RE A POET❤❤

[@Krufyre]

I wouldn't trade it for anything

[@calebcomrie7984]

​@@Krufyreexcept world peace

[@yujyuu]

Born too late to explore the earth Born too early to explore the depths of space But born just in time to experience planet of the bass

[@martinkurien8813]

The line “Tell the world: ‘Stop the War’” is absolutely incredible on its own. But sandwiching it between “Sex. I’m wanting more” and “Boom. Hear the bass go zoom” makes this transcendental poetry. I feel like a new being for having heard it.

[@martinkurien8813]

Fuck that was without even mentioning “Oh I’ve got an Idea. WORLD PEACE!”, the shots of Bill Clinton, war and nature footage, and just every horny symbol possible. The fusion of unhinged horniness with brutality simple confused and cheap antiwar messaging is a sublime creation. I couldn’t tell you if any of the specific portion of this has a direct source. But the precision in embodying this exact kind of euro-pop product is astounding. Some sort of deep psychological vein must’ve been tapped to extract such a powerful image.

[@KingoftheWelsh]

It's also a haiku hahaha Sex I'm wanting more Tell the world Stop the war Boom Hear the Bass go zoom

[@vlad5042]

@@KingoftheWelshthis blew my mind dude

[@KingoftheWelsh]

@@vlad5042 haha always gets me when I spot one randomly, cheers bro 🍻

[@danvitty5442]

@@KingoftheWelshand there’s another one that’s leading into/partially including that too! Life, it never die Women are my favorite guy Sex, I’m wanting more Genius hahaha

[@red_dread]

Speaking as a European, this is a masterpiece. In the mid-90s I worked in a rough pub disco where the farmers (when not rutting or brawling) LOVED music like this. At the time I could not comprehend, but now… perhaps they were right all along?

[@sirfizz6518]

What country was that in?

[@malvarmarakontobro]

@@sirfizz6518 EUROPE

[@red_dread]

@@sirfizz6518North of England - although everywhere I went in Europe in the 90s, there it was. Another night another dream...

[@LanceBColak]

You were never supposed to

[@guilhermeioshuabelmont7326]

IQ/music taste bell curve. you're now at one of the extremities, as them.

[@jaxom]

The best eurovision contest winner that never was

[@Senpai12k]

"Life, it never die, women are my favorite guy" HE DON'T MISS

[@cassandraknowles6456]

I was looking at the comments reading this at the same time he says it 😂

[@secondjyncster]

to finish the gag, the song has to reach #1 on the charts in several countries and be hailed as a classic years from now. this is amazing

[@coreycohen5230]

If this doesn’t reach #1 in at LEAST Slovakia, we’ve failed DJ Crazy Times and Biljana Electronica

[@_jaded]

We can make happen people !!!

[@deathcab4booty]

no way this doesn't chart in some form in Germany and Belgium

[@funkykonga2453]

As a Slovak im honored that you chose the orgin of DJ Crazy Times to be in this wonderous nation of 90's dance

[@destroyingheal3968]

WHICH ONE

[@vladoxd]

@@destroyingheal3968 read the 3rd word again, lmao

[@destroyingheal3968]

@@vladoxd ah Misread as Slav

[@aquarius555]

I wonder if he knows MC Erik & Barbara

[@joshuabale4923]

This makes me proud to have Slovak grandparents.

[@joshgeorge]

As a wedding DJ I genuinely hope I’ll be playing this on many dance floors in the near future.

[@barnabussyyy]

BE THE CHANGE YOU WANT TO SEE IN THIS WORLD 🙏🙏

[@DragonNexus]

Makes a change from Vengabus, I imagine.

[@ethan8942]

You will on mine!!!

[@TonyMontanaDS]

Why do you people always play the same boring music at weddings?

[@GamerBoyFranklin64]

Hey Josh! Funny I read this comment cause I'm actually super interested in getting into DJing, and I can't imagine just how much fun being a wedding DJ can (and probably can't) be ! You wouldn't be able to give a total stranger some pointers towards getting into the industry?

[@hisllagb]

It's so wholesome to see this duo make such a comeback decades later. I wasn't old enough for the dance floor back then, but now i have a body and feel the groove.

[@jatoarkanen4435]

This song makes you movement? That is true for me as well as that

[@hisllagb]

@@jatoarkanen4435 since it dropped i can't stop clapping the hands tbh

[@NandoFortanell]

I too have a body now and I am wanting the sex

[@monckey44]

it brings me immeasurable joy that the full version is legitimately good. now we just need an ep with 6 remixes and a 10 minute version

[@monckey44]

also really love the deus ex reference, surprised no one mentioned it

[@TheMokeleMbembe]

Personally I want "Planet of the Bass ft. DJ Crazy Times & Ms. Biljana Electronica (10 hours)"

[@MK.DANABNORMAL]

@@monckey44I didn’t even realise what the hell

12in Club mix, radio edit, acapella mix, Energy mix, 303 groove mix,…

[@hoemogenic]

don't forget the Dub Mix and the Instrumental

[@officiallilsideshow]

As a producer who's done eurobeat stuff before, this slaps hard, the synth, the piano chords, the beat, the lyrics are actually cool even though it's a spoof, 11/10

[@RancidYogurt]

his dedication to world peace and stopping the war is really admirable. we love seeing a king use his platform for awareness

[@andrejrozmaring]

He almost wants world peace as much as he wants s*x. LOL

[@orshabaal8990]

and also sex

[@julianbluefeather8491]

Thank you for supporting this. I want more people to experience this magic.

[@PolygonDonut]

when they say "life is never die" i truly broke down in tears. this song will be remembered for generations.

[@otakufedorashi]

I was in Karlsruhe's worst discotheque on an extremely damp summer night in 2003. After waiting for 3 hours to get in, all my friends had left me. But as soon as I stepped in the door, I heard this song through a broken loudspeaker in the bathroom and it changed my life. Thank you for so much, Biljana Electronica.

[@robinpanzer6230]

hab alles erwartet in den Kommentaren aber nicht Karlsruhe, aber schön dass es dir im Ago gefallen hat

[@derekp2188]

Marktluecke-Moment

[@danielmedici5179]

I have no reason to doubt it

[@emerald7810]

Came back because I got "Life, it never die, women are my favorite guy" stuck on a loop in my head at work yesterday. I'm glad I was stocking shelves alone on a slow day, because explaining to my coworkers why I kept giggling to myself would have been impossible.

[@CircleToonsHD]

i feel as though my body unlocked a new type of sense just to fully take in this video

[@galaxygeneral1200]

hah your head is a circle

[@JMcAfreak]

Eurodance will do that to you.

[@guiltygoobert]

TRUE

[@flood8158]

It's bass. What you unlocked... Is bass.

[@makenadyer28]

The sense of bass

[@happysnail8546]

i remember when i was 13 this song was the greatest hit!! so sad it didn't win Eurovision, but it's still iconic!! we even danced to it for the school talent show. now 12 years later i finally found a quality version! thanks for making a 61 year old feel young again!!! love from San Marino❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@salsa_ow]

this deserves 5 stars!!!!

[@thevagabond1314]

Sometimes I can’t tell if these comments really is someone being sarcastic or if it’s a clout bot

[@salsa_ow]

@@thevagabond1314 (Pssstt, just roleplay as an old KZbin comment from 2008)

[@jenniferlaynemusic]

​@@thevagabond1314I'm with you lolllll

[@iPancake3]

This song saved my parents’ marriage and the reason I was conceived. I literally owe my life to this song 🙏

[@kaipsyche]

the fact that this music video is a prequel to the original video we saw is brilliant. kyle gordon is playing 4D Chess with us by making us Nostalgic from a two weeks video. A parody & tribute in one. Nostalgic for Nostalgia.

[@demonhacker]

He also revealed why there were multiple girls as it was just the aliens choosing different forms.

[@demonhacker]

He also revealed why there were multiple girls as it was just the aliens choosing different forms.

[@mrparts]

She’s Leelo dallas multi pass from the fifth element

[@MasDouc]

Yeah but how do you explain them blowing up the earth?

[@mrparts]

@@MasDouc it’s a warning of what could be if humans don’t stop the war. She’s going down to earth in the form of multiple girls to save the planet with her fun and dance; that’s the allegory of her being the Virgin and the DJ as her archangel to spread the gospel of dance and glad. To prepare for the mission she learned everything about humans. Remember Leelo MultiPass had to learn everything about humans good and bad before she was able to save the planet as the Fifth Element.

[@Ie1222_]

Anyone else listen to this banger unironically?

[@rorororotoro]

Me it’s actually a good song 😭 like imagine trying to make a satirical song but it ends up being genuinely good

[@PixalonGC]

me lol it's so good

[@holestar]

I find myself saying "Everybody moooovement" at the traffic lights. And "Women are my favourite guy" is perfect Euro dance lyricism. Bravo 👏

[@sebastiangruszczynski1610]

Are you the Girl of the Love?

[@TeniBear10]

Yes it's true yes it's true@@sebastiangruszczynski1610

[@ParagonSLC]

💀💀💀

[@schmoyoho]

after this dropped, Bill Clinton stopped all the war

[@AshArAis]

schmoyoho! 🎉

[@imabored1803]

My history teacher told us that this banger has stopped the Yugoslavia separation war

[@MojiBeau]

It’s true. I was there. There was nothing to be sad.

[@DuffMcGruff101]

GRAAAAAAAAAH!

[@pavlebogdanovic7090]

@@imabored1803 he bombarded my street…but this video is not for this history facts…there is Bill, there are USA solders using flame throwers…

[@shiv421kobra]

I was 15 when DJ Crazy Times represented Estonia at Eurovision with this banger, still absolutely devastated that this didnt win

[@JosephJohnson-gu5fw]

A Slovakian singing for Estonia in English. Yep that's how Eurovision works. It checks out.

[@heroicjoke_]

​@@JosephJohnson-gu5fwhave you seen this year ukrainian contenders??? Lol

[@LendavHollandlane]

@@JosephJohnson-gu5fw entirely possible

[@shanthagopian7559]

I actually searched and couldn't find that entry, am I going crazy or is it just a meme, please tell me there's no actual entry of this song in Eurovision. T.T

[@flesheaten]

@@JosephJohnson-gu5fwwait til you find out about international hosts lol. the country votes & chooses their representatives babe

[@stevensgamingtube6139]

To quote Stephin Merrit, "The book of love has music in it. In fact, that's where music comes from. Some of it is transcendental, some of it's just really dumb." This masterpiece exists in the quantam superposition of being both and neither at the same time.

[@Andygotblurred]

THEY DID THEIR PART NOW ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS COMMIT TO THE BIT, WE CAN STILL MAKE THIS THE WORLDWIDE SUMMER HIT

[@TheRealSkeletor]

I hope that rhymed intentionally.

[@christopherwilliams9418]

Bit? I'm listening to it unironically... :P

[@pacochihuahua77]

There's no bit. We actually love this.

[@kiricappuchin]

@@pacochihuahua77TRUE

[@maruwapofilms815]

Bars?

[@shogiten]

I was a kid in 1996 living in Germany as a Bosnian refugee listening to this masterpiece. What a time to be alive! It was truly everybody movement!

[@Cheyslaaa.]

Hold up 🤨

[@icedcat4021]

?

[@mavioli3303]

i’m so sorry you had to go through that war

[@pinkgengar]

"women are my favorite guy" lives in my head rent free repeating itself over and over

[@mauz791]

'I've got an idea! World Peace!' is exactly what a naive child would say as well, the lyrics are too good

[@dexteroreo3392]

​@@mauz791Let's try world peace. That's a good trick.

[@somethingsomething9753]

according to her shirt Men are not her favourite guy

[@yourfavoritebubbe7444]

that perfectly describes my gender actually

[@Spiritoftherain]

"I love you and feel groove" is what I tell my girlfriend now unprompted.

[@darien_g9454]

the air dj'ing at 0:50 is a great touch

[@MisterZebra42]

Every single lyric in this song is perfect. “Heaven is a time today” is so close to being something while still being nonsense, I can’t stop thinking about it. Just brilliant.

[@mickymaus2969]

Its really incredible to write a text that sounds like something while beeing nothing.

[@ChrisRedfield--]

Its hardcorere philosophy dude.

[@chikari123]

The lyrics in this are so genius dude like the way he captures the tenuous grasp they have on English. I love a smart parody.

[@boredape1257]

it's heaven everyday for some 0.000001%

[@nikibronson133]

😂😂

[@delicateivory9663]

This was THE song back in my university days back in Estonia 🇪🇪 Met my husband of 25 years at a dance club as this played. “when the rhythm is glad there is nothing to be sad” indeed. Kids these days will never understand how good life was back then. When music was MUSIC. Armastus ja mälestused! 🥰

[@theseventhage890]

I saw the video on MTV when I was a kid and my parents told me about the time they went to see them live. It was the date where they really connected and started a relationship. They said it was unlike anything they'd ever seen. Everybody movement and truly a place where there was nothing to be sad. A few years later, I was born. So, in a way, I have DJ Crazy Times and Biljana Electronica to thank for playing a role in bringing me into this world.

[@ГригорийГамарин]

@@djc2990bro,you…

[@ManofLowMoralFiber]

He really found the perfect model/actress for this role. Her face is so expressive, and she does it so well. Her "how does it mean" face cracks me up.

[@siray3232]

i love how much fun she's having lol

[@isaiahtonge6955]

Exactly 😭

[@12978fghdiu23gewsduf]

She's also hot as hell lol

[@bloodandrain]

the makeup and outfit on her "normal" costume is so dead on for late 90s early 2000s Euro fashion

[@matthewanthony4606]

That’s my favorite part

[@mycroft16]

His little backing vocals to her singing are perfection. "Come on! Come on!"

[@vespiary2066]

ELECTRIC ELECTRIC

[@grosezero8834]

him going "Bratislava" and then it zooming out to show that he is clearly in Prague is a beautiful touch

[@bytemega_]

that and the zoom out to the globe being centered in the Balkans, probably Sarajevo. brilliant work

[@gregorysteffensen3279]

DJ Crazy Times's 2023 novelty song Planet of the Bass creates a metaphorical "first contact" between the neoliberal West and the newly opened states of Eastern Europe, especially the post-war Balkans, in the late 1990s, as illustrated by aliens probing a hamburger and downloading imagery of nature specials and Bill Clinton. In this essay, I will...

[@almattassimov]

​@@gregorysteffensen3279i didn't think of that

[@新食感]

​@@gregorysteffensen3279wow damn thanks the MV actually made much more sense now

[@gregorysteffensen3279]

@@almattassimov South-eastern Europe went from years of civil wars to rave culture and McDonald's, I'm amazed anyone over the age of 35 in those countries still has a functional neck after that cultural whiplash

[@TedNivison]

I want to have parties to be making so bad it's not even funny

[@Raynnnnnn]

Hello Ted Nivison from hit podcast Chuckle Sandwich featuring Ted Nivison and "Jschlatt"

[@rainshott5773]

@@Raynnnnnn Hello Raynnnnnn from

[@degallo360]

Ted Nivison

[@glsssm9575]

ugh why are you here???

[@glsssm9575]

I am very sorry that was really rude I appreciate everyone's presence

[@kiwikappa]

This is one of those hits that sounds like a one-hit-wonder then you find out they had 3 successful albums in the Netherlands

[@mirhe2270]

😂 true

[@mirhe2270]

And you found it out just because your dad went on a business trip there and bought all three albums to surprise you because he knew you loved their song as you always had him turn the radio up in the car when the song played 😂

[@drown_n]

@@mirhe2270alright rich kid, take your moms xannies and chill with that

[@TantalusExperience]

As a Dutchman, I wholeheartedly agree with the above.

[@TantalusExperience]

Also, every edition of Eurovision ever.

[@olly9685]

THIS laid the foundations for brat summer

[@natel8717]

Unironically I think there’s something to this lmao

[@julianbluefeather8491]

Kyle is a Renaissance man. A comedian, a historian, and an artist

[@SplinterAce]

One of a kind

[@JulioMo]

International man of culture!

[@julianbluefeather8491]

@@JulioMo yes

[@brandonredd5975]

Kyle is a fucking world treasure.

[@mickjames210]

he is not a comedian

[@enriguti]

This needs to be Slovakia's Eurovision contender next year

[@henrystoes6508]

that would be incredible

[@onerva.]

sadly eurovision entries can't be previously released songs 🫠

@@onerva. eurovision accepts entries from fake countries like isr*el, anything's possible!

[@blakenikolas4067]

They also haven’t competed in recent years.

[@evansiegel1732]

It is literally every Eurovision contender ever done rolled into one!

[@ShuShu89]

As a person who grew up loving 90's/00's eurotrash, this is so accurate it hurts.

[@martinh1309]

Reminds me of Günther

[@valsadie]

I thought I missed a track from Eurovision!

[@cormacbowman6595]

It is not trash. It is a work of art

[@soulangela7154]

@@martinh1309 Günther is God

[@Vergara.Jr123]

Another nonsense rap fan enjoyer pops up in the comsec.

[@joshuahill6153]

I am Poland enthusiast of the music and I approve planet of the bass. The girl whose sings mosaic is great.

[@ShartinScorsese]

I'm a 90s kid from Lithuania. Guess what? We did not learn English right after the fall of communism, but we listened to these gems. There is a VCR tape of me in a tank top all sweaty and out of breath dancing and singing like Ms. Biljana Electronica while on a bed with my other cousins. Those were the good times. We were like 7 years old.

[@the_mandhi2051]

That was beautiful, Shartin Scorcese

[@Hanakin-Sidewalker]

The line between satire and reality can no longer be observed

[@ShartinScorsese]

@@Hanakin-Sidewalker to be fair I did copy this word for word from a comment I saw under an actual 90s eurodance music video (all I did was add the Biljana bit) 💃

[@cosmosblue772]

Ypu truly are my favorite guy ❤️‍🔥

[@namantherockstar]

Kyle inspires me.. My parents said if i get 40K followers They'd buy me a professional camera for recording..begging u guys , literally Begging.

[@rbfloat]

What I really love about this song and music video is that while it's a parody, it feels like a tribute too. It's like a blast from the past and I love it.

[@jenniferlaynemusic]

EXAAACTLY.

[@glyphdoctor]

If this was the 90s it wouldn't have been a parody. It would have been a hit. Proves the genre has lasting resonance.

[@seronymus]

Can anyone name similar music please

[@IconicMicrowave]

​@@seronymusThe genre is Eurodance. There's a ton you can find by just searching that on KZbin.

[@jaysax7381]

@@seronymusjust search europop/dance music from the 90s. Toy box, aqua, etc matches the vibe of this. But there’s tons of it out there.

[@alistairescott]

decades later and this song still hits just as hard. Ms Biljana Electronica is timeless!

[@byrontheusurper6505]

I didn't know this was an actual song, hell yes!

[@nikolayzamuruev8577]

What an emotional month that was: Worrying about Main Biljana and thinking if official video may beat 6 mins loop. Now, when we look back, all Biljanas were amazing in their own style, all of them got deserved place in our hearts. But first Biljana is like first bass of the summer party in Bratislava - you can not forget it. And now she is here transforming into her electronic outfit through the power of groove magic. You are the Girl. Well done, Kyle. Please tell the world to stop only war, not your creativity.

[@PandaXs1]

"What an emotional month that was:" Lemon, it's the 15th.

[@RyAn-sj7ck]

Why would anyone be that invested

[@mmarceline3]

yes

[@missingno88]

@@RyAn-sj7ckterminally online people

[@PikaChua95]

A message to the future generations: Don't let this beautiful masterpiece die! I'm 69 years old and I was 18 when this song came out. My favourite part is from 0:00 - 3:28. I hope my neighbours like this song.

[@bobthepervyuncle]

They're gonna learn to like it.... The amount of time it will be replayed it's mathematically impossible for them to not like it

[@BagelBBagel]

I’m 15 and I love this type of music. Music today sucks!!!

[@David-ey4ed]

How come you weren’t a fan of 3:29

[@gandalf-big-naturals]

im 9 and i think we should listen 2 this instaed of justin beiber 🤮

[@ilikestew5719]

Why don't you like 3:29

[@midnitest0rm]

Nonsensical English lyrics ✅ Guy rapper and girl vocalist ✅ Choreographed dance ✅ Simple, yet catchy electric beat ✅ 90s outfits ✅ Lyrics about sex and world peace for some reason ✅ This is 90s Eurodance to the max. Love it.

[@fan.80s_90s]

Don't forget the flip phone he was using.

[@EthanVB123]

Female singer lipsyncing ✅

[@midnitest0rm]

@@EthanVB123 bro every singer ever lipsyncs in music videos. Like that‘s common knowledge. That isn’t exclusive to eurodance

[@AndrewADeMuthIII]

Definition of Italo Disco 😂

[@brazzb761]

@@midnitest0rm i think the point is more than the singer in the video here is not the same as the actual singer, it's parodying that female vocalists just got slotted in and out in the period

[@wiktorwysocki]

"and tonight I will never die" 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@francischartrand1119]

I didn’t think there could be better lyrics but that phone conversation is brilliant.

[@RESGorilla]

Goodbye

[@jenniferlaynemusic]

I'm so totally with you on that. The Instagram previews, well, I wondered if they had put the best part of the song out and the rest would be... but the rest is just as brilliant, and that phone conversation takes the cake of all cakes.

[@hanniejaf]

I’m barely older than the song itself, but I remember my dad used to put this on the radio whenever he picked us up from school. he told us how he once met ms. biljana when he was working at the hospital, and how kind and lively she was even in real life! true memories.

[@JasonNebergall]

I think he meant the second Biljana, tho

[@djc2990]

You know that this is a parody song he wrote this summer, right?

[@TheRelevantusername]

​@@djc2990duh

[@safe536]

@@djc2990BOOOOOOOOOOO 😐😐😐

[@casmeijers7231]

@@djc2990 just delete the comment while you still can, broski

[@cdgalaxy781]

the production of this is insane, im so happy we got a full version

[@brokegopher3493]

Nah this worked better as a short form parody

[@joeconti2396]

I think that is what makes it. All the little details in this video had to have cost a fortune. From the little Y2K keyboard to the sex dial. It all had to cost so much.

[@edwardurbin6983]

It was September of ‘94. I was in Moscow meeting some business contacts, and decided to go to a discotheque one night. This song came on about an hour before I was arrested on charges of conspiring with the Russian mob. At least I had a few fleeting moments of happiness before I lost a good chunk of my life.

[@AthenaPOfficial]

#7 ON TRENDING FOR MUSIC!!!! Can’t wait till crazy times hits #1 then we’ll truly have world peace

[@Natzawa]

#6 now hopefully it can reach #1

[@taylors4thcat647]

A wild Athena sighting 📸

[@TheeWorldsGreatest]

This is the greatest parody/tribute to 90's Eurodance music. Every musical signature is there, the drums, the arpeggio synthetic, telephone filter vocals Absolutely brilliant.

[@sirfizz6518]

Also the producer getting his corny rap verses in... This is on par with the likes of MC Sar. 🎉

[@v011dd]

the y2k aesthetic also

[@nex1587]

“Are you the girl of the love?” “Yes, I am a girl” What a masterful use of the English Language

[@carterclaire8862]

Are you the girl that I love? Yes I am the girl 🔥🔥

[@Papa-Rah]

@@carterclaire8862 Goodbye

[@yuriy5376]

King's English at it's finest

[@wiggletonthewise2141]

⁠”I love you so much it makes me feel like dancing” “I love you too”

[@gxalcremieshiny4229]

"That is as good to me as that" speech 100

[@kennyfresquez7019]

This is actually kind of accurate when it came to dance music in this era. Much of it made little to no sense, yet we ALL loved some of it. This was actually way better than I thought in terms of being a comedy that I could actually listen and groove to, but also found it funny because it's so spot on.

[@GorczakWiktor]

-Are you the girl of the love? -Yes I am a girl As a Polish person I can confirm that this is exactly how native speakers of Slavic languages understand articles xD

[@DonPeyote420]

this is the entirely of a truth

[@mcLOVINdonalds]

I love you and feel groove

[@milseq]

Absolution truth is that

[@maxcarterrambling]

truth is a here 👍👍

[@orcbrand]

there is the correct statement in a post

[@guertlenub5731]

im surprised people still love this song, its literally older than the internet itself. goes to show you some music are timeless

[@carterclaire8862]

Shit released last week bubba

[@unpopularopinions7407]

@@carterclaire8862this song are clearly of the 90s, you silly

[@SpaceGoat115]

@@carterclaire8862no it came out in the 90s

[@SpaceGoat115]

⁠@@unpopularopinions7407​​⁠since this is a hd reupload they might not realize it was originally a 90s song. Literally remember dancing to it in a Czech club back in 98’

[@matthewmayorga917]

they don't make em like they used to

[@elipomerantz364]

I’m so glad this was turned into a full song - a hilarious parody while also being an unashamedly catchy tune

[@timothymclean]

According to an interview I watched, he's doing a whole album of genre-parody songs. So the full version probably came first.

[@Weimerica8841]

@mrguaco Promoting yourself like this makes people not want to listen to your music. I know it's hard to get attention, but I guarantee you don't want the negative attention that this will bring if you continue. Think outside the box, spamming popular youtube videos is played out.

[@mauz791]

@@Weimerica8841 agreed

[@insecticaa]

@mrguacodude run ads and or articles, yt comments won’t get u far unfortunately

[@brokensoul6573]

ngl it was a fun song to listen to

[@JK-cd6zr]

This is absolutely amazing. I love everything about it.

[@velorum420]

Used to listen to Biljana Electronica on radio every day in the morning. I'm happy that the younger people are finding this. Greetings from Lithuania to all the fans!

[@TP-tg8cc]

I can't tell if the lithuania part is also a part of the joke or you're genuinely saying that

[@namantherockstar]

Kyle inspires me.. My parents said if i get 40K followers They'd buy me a professional camera for recording..begging u guys , literally Begging...

[@naynaynay324]

@@namantherockstar Stop begging and earn it.

[@Hawkatana]

My uncle heard this in Bern after he fled the Yugoslav wars, and it gave him hope in a better tomorrow. Thank you DJ Crazy Times for everything you did for my, and so many others' families in such a dark time.

[@shakirakurosawa1740]

So happy that ethnic cleansing in the Balcans can now serve as setup for the most mid joke ever ❤

[@solidskullz5736]

When he said “women are my favorite guy” and “boom hear the base go zoom” I felt that in the very depths of my SOUL

[@BruceMcKenzie-q6l]

If this came out in 1998 it would have been an international hit ❤

[@mviiiiii]

My mom used to play this when she would take us to school 30 years ago.. Now we get to listen to it again & it brings back all the memories, the good & bad, and it also gives you a feeling of nostalgia you'll never forget. My mom is happy & so am i.

[@jhindupur]

Your mom is happy and so are you, because you understand that the rhythm is glad and there is nothing to be sad.

[@namantherockstar]

Kyle inspires me.. My parents said if i get 40K followers They'd buy me a professional camera for recording..begging u guys , literally Begging.

[@TP-tg8cc]

@@namantherockstar THERE AINT NO WAY FGDSJAK

[@EscalionNL]

As a European who grew up in the heyday of Eurodance, I absolutely love this. Its so accurate as a parody and yet so good as a genuine piece of music. Love it!

[@HarupertBeagleton-dz5gw]

It’s like that country song “What would you do” from Team America World Police. If Toby Keith sang it before the movie release, it would have gone to number 1 on the charts.

[@ChepoTeam]

Genuinely love that this has ascended from a meme to just being recognized as a straight freakin banger

[@brandonwisler1647]

That is good to me as well as that 😂😂

[@oclarke31]

Yes I am a girl.

[@thehippie3610]

​@oclarke31 Yes its true, yes its true. 😂

[@alim.9801]

I want the sex on the phone

[@TheBlarggle]

Goodbye.

[@outlawrailfan129]

Congratulations, you really made it! This song was parodied on the Simpsons.

[@approval8963]

“Life, we never die Women are my favorite guy” So profound

[@rigvedrane]

"Sex, I'm wanting more" It's like he knows me inside out.

[@jimbodestroyer1324]

When the rhythm is glad There is nothing to be sad

[@clintonbaird5465]

Heaven is a place today

[@jonnemopola7245]

@@clintonbaird5465heaven is a time*

[@Lutoria99]

This is a clever take on today’s political climate and the vacillation of what gender means, this man is such a genius *finger snap claps*

[@__themisanthrope__]

They should unironically submit this for the Eurovision.

[@stuffz4040]

Under which country?

[@tatasodziakow5258]

​@@Modern_AeneasBratislava is the capital of Slovakia :)

[@SunIsLost]

@@tatasodziakow5258 Yes, or as we Slovaks say áno.

[@srnfr270]

​@@stuffz4040they will be allowed under my country if not i will sue the government

[@ZakhadWOW]

@@SunIsLost Horehronie was an unappreciated masterpiece!

[@nathanscore]

Was so sad when this didn't make Romania win the Eurovision. Still, so many memories of my young and wild days in this song 😂🎉 I'm 42 and a mother of three now but whenever I hear this song, I get reminded that sometimes the best things in life are the simplest. Showed my oldest the music video and he LOVED it! A rare bonding moment now that the teenage hormones are kicking in. Thanks a million for the nostalgia. Love and greetings from ESTONIA🇪🇪🇪🇪❤🎉😊

[@Leaftcow]

This is written too well

[@JimboWorldOfficial]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eZyweKJ8nrmEfrc Hardest Out On God ‼️🔥🔥

[@coreyhaacke]

Rotfl

[@WrangleMcDangle]

good god

[@Iamsowealthyy]

@@Leaftcow I’d hope so since they’re 42

[@wahitsoctavia]

I think this song has thoroughly melted my brain. Every dumb gag i notice in the video somehow makes it better

[@brendonjones290]

Somehow the full song/video doesn't disappoint. One of the best parodies to come out in such a long time.

[@Mentherex]

Parody?

[@jeditimelords]

@@Mentherexit’s a parody of this style of music.

[@billie7745]

​@@Mentherexit makes fun of 90s Euro dance songs

[@Mentherex]

@@billie7745 huh?

[@brandonsulyak5019]

​@@billie7745how is it making fun?

[@MusicFanatical1]

Great to see this classic again, who else remembers it from constant play on Hungarian MTV in 2001.

[@imabored1803]

Remember when they took all the MTV Europe awards that year and then DJ Crazy Times said "Stop the War" and everyone was clapping for 10 minutes?

[@asoncalledboris]

Not me

[@smellyflannel86]

Igen! Magyarok! Ok, those two of the five Hungarian words I know.

[@HPLovewrath]

I was too young to see the og release but I remember the constant reruns of this video

[@MusicFanatical1]

We were a couple of years behind the rest of Europe

[@chloeeffron4361]

I feel so personally invested in the success of this song - like somehow we all did this together. Why do i feel like a proud parent watching it succeed at every turn when I had literally nothing to do with it? this was my favorite internet moment in years. Just pure uncut joy.

[@micili97]

Perfectly said, and it's just all good vibes

[@Maxgooner]

“Life, it never die. Women are my favorite guy.” Has to be one of the best lines in a song at all