Kyle RANKS Animals He Can Beat Up

[@jeffwegner5277]

the masculine urge to hypothetically fight animals

[@splumpy8469]

Seriously what guy has not has ran through this thought experiment at least once in their life

[@jen30551]

It's so true. As a woman, I've thought of it but only really because a man has brought it up. I don't think most women naturally walk around pondering "Can I take an octopus?" 🤣

[@tomdomagalski3679]

I must not be a man because fighting animals never crossed my mind

[@AgxntAqua]

Probably a psychological quirk leftover from our hunter/gatherer days. Spending time thinking about how to fight off animals made a lot more sense then.

[@J10005]

Sometimes I get the masculine urge to shoot them in their hearts (with the right gun and hunting regulations of course 😂😂)

[@BLooDCoMPleX]

"Maybe the penguin's got some tricks up its sleeve, I'm not a 100% sure I can wreck it" Kyle Kulinski - 2022

[@emhu2594]

Depends on which penguin. No one fucks with the adelie penguin.

[@MrStarman926]

Kyle: "I could go 50/50 with a cow" Also Kyle: "there is a 1/3 chance I lose to a penguin"

[@kieinerkeks242]

When bro said i cant beat it but it cant beat me either - 3 months on a farm would change that mindset of a cow not being dangerous really fucking fast xDD

[@michaelcorcoran8768]

​@@kieinerkeks242yeah he also would have zero chance against the baboon. I don't care how old it is. But without the ability to do at least like 10 minutes of research on these animals. Before you make a decision, there's going to be a fair amount of ignorance. Baboons are freaking monstrous

[@mitchlamping530]

I know right it would be way easier to fuck up a penguin then a cow like what would a penguin even do to you

[@VB-us3cx]

*ITS THE TURTLE THAT IS ONLY 70% CHANCE FOR ME*

[@joshdelk8273]

Haha he doesn't even know how many people are killed by cows every year.

[@ToastyDangles]

Dude just placed himself on PETA’s blacklist

[@dillanthevillain43]

Finally the video we’ve all been waiting for

[@Ascended13]

To the real issues for once.

[@clownsforclowningaround]

Finally, some good fucking reporting

[@romemakes794]

😂😂

[@deadpool981]

I’m dying at Kyle just straight up saying “I don’t know what the fuck this thing is” to a pic of an octopus 😂😂

[@secret8151]

I'm dying that he thought the wolverine was a badger

[@JassZoigel]

Amerrrricaaaaaa

[@carterblunt4192]

Where the fuck do you see an octopus?

[@carterblunt4192]

Damn, I thought that was some kind of huge spider or some shit. It looks like it's in the desert.

[@zero_six_romeo]

If he ever runs for office, I know the opposition will be running smear ads: “Kyle can’t even identify an octopus.”

[@EngineeredChannel]

Biggest takeaway, Kyle doesn't know much about wild animals. And no chance you are going 50/50 with a Cassowary (weird bird), they are basically raptors without teeth! 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@woodyhitya]

Tbf I would’ve never known about cassowaries if I hadn’t played Far Cry 3

[@fbbfan9476]

Hes from NYC so it makes sense

[@stuartrobertson9270]

Honey badgers is going straight for the testicles. You have a 0% chance. Better prepare for life as a eunuch.

[@sgtjohnson49]

Cassowary, Emu and Ostrich are all terrifying creatures. Modern day terror birds.

[@aaron-n]

You’re just jealous

[@LateNightHalo]

The amount of thought he put into each animal is killing me 😂😂

[@xxvaltielxx1789]

Aye yo! Nice to see u here!

[@alexlazzerly3677]

Snap it’s neck

[@shooterlescanettes4010]

Biden Bro Kyle BEAT the DONKEY since since he successfully made the Democratic party move to the Far Left on IMMIGRATION by adopting OPEN BORDERS by Amnesty for illegal aliens. Biden Bro Kyle Kulinski also implemented the Green New Deal by SHUTTING DOWN KEYSTONE PIPELINE because of CLIMATE COSTS. Biden Bro Kyle Kulinski turned America into Venezuela. TAKE A BOWE BIDEN BRO KYLE KULINSKI. YOU BEAT THE DONKEY..

[@CeezGeez]

Almost everything ended with "I could break it's neck" Even the cute lil penguins

[@123clawer]

And yet he put Lynx above Cobra, Python, Orangutan, Walrus, German Shepard. And put a racoon & fox with a horse, kangaroo, and panda. ???

[@Skaroosh]

Alternative title: Video evidence Kyle paid someone to do his biology homework.

[@theatheistbrony9332]

Talking about cows and saying, "it can't beat me..." Anyone who's lived on a farm is laughing. A pissed off cow can be fucking terrifying. Kicking, headbutting, and trampling with that big body can be brutal AF.

[@roofdogblues7400]

Unless they're pregnant, and maybe even then, they can outrun humans too.

[@Gooner184]

Exactly. Also the idea that Kyle (or anyone) would be able to break a horse's leg by kicking it is laughable 🤣

[@KoewlBag]

Was chased by a small herd once, literally the scariest shit of my life

[@JassZoigel]

Nothin tests ya quite like the herd coming at you and a small rope blocking their path to avoid hitting ypu

[@scottvelez3154]

@@Gooner184 he is just built different

[@tantibusdraws6165]

"Panda bears are lovers, not fighters" Dude, people have been mauled to death by pandas. It's still a bear

[@tantibusdraws6165]

@@davidcopperfield408I might be wrong, but I think it is. If I recall correctly, it's distantly related to the extinct Cave Bear (Also mostly herbivorous) and the Asian Sun Bear. Apparently it evolved from omnivorous ancestors somewhere in north western Eurasia.

[@mutantdog.]

they ain't really known for being lovers either

[@_Josh___]

@Dingle berry McDo I'm sure he doesn't care because it's not that serious my guy

[@Cadec247]

I remember seeing a video where a woman mistakenly thought they were lovers at a zoo and nearly lost her arm.

[@zenithzeitgeist7489]

@@davidcopperfield408 Giant Pandas ARE bears, genetic analysis put the giant raccoon hypothesis to bed.

[@KainMalice]

Im convinced Kyle is stoned out of his mind when he does these.

[@rogelio9907]

I wish we could all meet up with Kyle and all have a smoke sesh

[@KainMalice]

@@rogelio9907 Im down. When is the road trip???

[@rogelio9907]

@@KainMalice I wish dawg

[@imnotmike]

Kyle doesn't smoke weed though, so if he's stoned it's on something less mainstream.

[@IGOBYTHENAMELOVE]

@@KainMalice y’all tryna smash him?

[@mahmoudgamal3376]

Kyle is simultaneously overestimating and underestimating his own abilities. You're not snapping a horse's leg, kyle. But you're also not getting fucked up by a fox

[@zachj8212]

I burst out laughing when he said a turtle has a 10% chance of finding a way to fuck you up

[@jamesmiller1343]

Lol the whole time i was thinking of punting it

[@ChilledSpirit]

This is the compelling political commentary i watch Kyle for

[@davidjairala69]

Dude knows how to formulate an argument, what can you say lol

[@glorious4897]

@@davidjairala69 he has more takes than he knows what to do with 😭

[@Shikhar_]

Well, US politics is a dead-end (probably for two more decades). I wonder how Kyle must feel covering the same sh_t again & again.

[@shooterlescanettes4010]

Biden Bro Kyle BEAT the DONKEY since since he successfully made the Democratic party move to the Far Left on IMMIGRATION by adopting OPEN BORDERS by Amnesty for illegal aliens. Biden Bro Kyle Kulinski also implemented the Green New Deal by SHUTTING DOWN KEYSTONE PIPELINE because of CLIMATE COSTS. Biden Bro Kyle Kulinski turned America into Venezuela. TAKE A BOWE BIDEN BRO KYLE KULINSKI. YOU BEAT THE DONKEY..

[@jag92949]

To Cenk, these pictures are Pornhub.

[@IntensePeppers]

"You try to blitzkrieg an owl, and it might back down" - Kyle 2022

[@TheHesseJames]

The biggest owl is the Uhu, spreadings its wings in Germany's forests. Believe me, you don't mess with an Uhu. It easily breaks your bones with its claws. You won't even know that it's coming at you being the total stealth glider. They may look funny but they totally mean business.

[@IntensePeppers]

@@TheHesseJames it's scientific name is Bubo Bubo so I like it

[@masonmcswain4347]

Cows can definitely kick your ass, they kill more people a year than sharks. Also cassowarys (4th from last animal) are extremely dangerous. They have massive claws and are very aggressive.

[@420JackG]

They aren't aggressive, they're reclusive... but yes, they've killed a number of people who, as expected, were all doing dumb people shit.

[@jaycam6823]

My cousin can’t walk because a kick from a cow

[@kingkai_3954]

..... haven't watched the video yet. Just decides to browse the comments. I needed a good Morning laugh and "Cows can definitely kick your ass" got it lol thank you

[@Prince_Yonte]

@@jaycam6823 damn 😬

[@thesauceman8457]

Especially when they still run with the bulls and shit every year lol. Bulls literally impale and gouge multiple people annually.

[@LJohnson88]

I’m just picturing Kyle running full speed at a cow then getting knocked back as the cow slowly turns it’s head and looks in a very mild annoyance and just return to eating grass

[@drewtate5409]

Cows are pretty aggressive actually. 😂

[@Artak091]

Low key one of the single greatest pieces of content on the Internet as a whole.

[@TShank227]

*Picture of a house cat* Kyle: what is this some kind of bobcat? It looks small but kinda viscous. 50/50 😂😂😂😂😂

[@hemlock399]

Dude, there's *no* chance you're breaking a horse's leg by kicking it. Plus they bite and can kick repeatedly. One kick to the head and it's over. One solid kick to your leg and you're disabled. You're toast, Kyle!

[@amosbackstrom5366]

Yeah that's like kicking through a 4x4, no shot

[@Kman20025]

But Kyle doesn't have legs so thats two less limbs the horse has an option to attack

[@roofdogblues7400]

Best chance you have is dodging it's attacks and punching it in the nose/face, hoping it'll give up and run away. But they can spin and move faster than humans, so the chance of dodging all attacks is slim. They can also easily knock you to the ground by bumping you, since they have so much more mass than humans do, and then they can literally stomp you into the ground.

[@pcprincipal9517]

He also ranked the chimp higher than the oragutan even though orangutans are bigger and stronger.

[@hemlock399]

If a horse wants to kill an unarmed human it can get at (which I assume is the premiss of this exercise), then that human is dead meat.

[@LloxieFox]

It's funny how you both massively overestimate your chances against some creatures, but also massively underestimate your chances against a few others.

[@LloxieFox]

@Apsoy Pike 100% chance against a platypus. Horrendous venom, anyone?

[@toniokettner4821]

that's called "not being a zoloogist and fighter"

[@imbrium16]

Thank you!

[@chillepalmerz]

@@LloxieFox Platypus can't do shit to him dawg, 100% chance he fucks it up

[@LloxieFox]

@@chillepalmerz You obviously haven't heard about The Spur.

[@SpiralSine6]

Krystal’s put something in Kyle’s drinking seltzer and we’re all thankful to her for it

[@enes207]

lol

[@m00nBB]

It was viagra

[@omarthescriblomale8279]

@@m00nBB why would he need viagra 😭.

[@m00nBB]

@@omarthescriblomale8279 hes old

[@omarthescriblomale8279]

@@m00nBB bro hes only like 32.

[@sgtjohnson49]

Kyle looks at an octopus-"Idk wtf that thing is" Natural biologist looks at an octopus' gene code: "Idk wtf that thing is"

[@tonyg5132]

Kyle needs to do his research more on orangutans. That’s an adult male and their grip strengths are insanely powerful from living in the trees. He would have more chance against a wolf than that.

[@grumpywitcher]

Tells you how shitty current political situation is. That we actually love this type of content as a welcome break from the regular shit and the MTG/Boebert brain farts

[@boschblue]

Regular shit is just so depressing sometimes. Or increasingly depressing. And *I* already know how fucked up it is anyway. Those who should watch Kyle's show do not watch it...

[@millabasset1710]

Boebert is hot, shame her gray matter is toxic.

[@kickja4]

Your country is worse though

[@IpSyCo]

It’s comments like this that make the current political situation even worse then it is. Seriously we can’t do anything with someone bringing politics into it.

[@grumpywitcher]

@@IpSyCo here comes our "fine people on both sides" expert. Did you join this channel for watching only animal tier rankings? Read the name of the channel

[@shrubsangry]

Holy shit the panda disrespect... you think 3 times out of 10 you beat a PANDA????? YOU PUT AN EAGLE OVER A PANDA BEAR????

[@goldilox811]

Truly unbelievable

[@manuam98]

He put the eagle over the ostrich and the wolverine, Kyle would die in the wild 100%

[@brothersandsistersofvalhalla]

You can tell Kyle is from the city - he has no idea how to actually deal with any of these creatures and which ones are actually more dangerous.

[@jen30551]

Love your user name LMAO. I'm from the city and I know better. We need to get Kyle to start watching some wildlife videos or something. I'm worried about his level of confidence here.

[@seandouglas6769]

Yea this video is very NYC coded

[@Julius37500]

"You try to blitzkrieg an owl and it might back down." This is the best quote I've heard in a long time. 🤣

[@hk4lyfe59]

Humans: "We are the dominant species" Also Humans: "Yeah, most animals would mess us up in a fight with no weapons, lol"

[@ShieldAre]

That's our secret, we put all our points into INT and crafting super OP weapons.

[@MrGreensnickers1]

We're still on the top of the food chain til they learn how to make weapons.

[@AgxntAqua]

All we really need is a pointy stick and we become a lot more dangerous to other animals. Give a dude a well made spear and the fights against cows, horses, badgers, wolverines, etc. get a lot more fair.

[@zenbear9952]

I mean it's true though, the reason we are dominant is because we learned to use weapons

[@hk4lyfe59]

@@zenbear9952 No, I'm the reason we're the dominant species. I own three companies that I built from scratch, each employing over 200 people, one over 300. People like you work for people like me, while people like me work hard to be the brains and leaders of innovation making technological advancement possible for the human race. So please do not use the term "we" when it is I (and other rare people like me) who actually deserve the credit for making our species dominant.

[@edwardireland]

Bro, there's not a 30 percent chance you'd beat a honey badger. Those guys go head to head with lions and terrorize venomous snakes. No chance they'd run from you. You'd get your shit kicked guaranteed haha.

[@IntensePeppers]

Honey badger don't give a shit

[@speedy01247]

if you asked if a human was physically capable of killing a honey badger with their bare hands Id say yes, if you asked whether humans stand a chance against them unarmed I'd say no.

[@rynothealbinoryno]

@@speedy01247 isn’t bare hands and unarmed the same? or are you saying if you literally had no arms?

[@edwardireland]

@@rynothealbinoryno lol... Yeah. I'm confused too.

[@insightfulhistorian1861]

@@speedy01247 Bro, you gotta correct your post. There is a slim chance you could fight off a honey badger bare handed, but it would be wise to get a gun.

[@michaelpucci1415]

"I'm getting destroyed by a chimpanzee" - Kyle Kulinski

[@peterroberts4415]

Aren't we all

[@iamaloafofbread8926]

They basically are us on crack, no fear, and full of steroids

[@insightfulhistorian1861]

Not debatable. Nobody can even argue that they wouldn't get mauled by a chimpanzee. Chimps are rabid killing machines, especially when angry.

[@neapals]

Yeah....yeah.. chimp tosses the gloves down, you are fucked. They will toy with you. They will rip your genitals off. Literally. Shave that hair off They look like rogan. Terrifying.

[@henrykujawa4427]

More than one TARZAN actor has gotten seriously injured by chimpanzees!! Mike Henry QUIT after 3 movies because of the chimp, which is why Ron Ely did the TV series instead. (He was a better actor than Mike Henry anyway.)

[@KoewlBag]

Kyle just straight underestimating the entire animal kingdom

[@Strype13]

while completely overestimating the penguin.

[@kevinmaurer3562]

“Moose…. Theyre slow, and they don’t really fight” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@delila5034]

Octopus: exists Kyle: "I don't know what the fuck this is."

[@lastword8783]

Kyle really underestimates a horse. Id give myself a higher chance vs an eagle than a horse.

[@Prince_Yonte]

Facts

[@antonlowe5370]

I got a zero percent chance of beating a horse, and a 90 percent chance against a wolf.

[@JassZoigel]

I think one punch will kill an eagle, not that I'll be able to hit it

[@ethanclark4116]

Eagle would be easy. You might get scratched up a bit but once you get a hold of its head it's over

[@lastword8783]

@@antonlowe5370 90% chance against a wolf? I guess it might depend on the type of wolf? but say a timber wolf? I'd think the odds would be the other way around lol.

[@HarrisonLehn]

Have I been asking Kyle to do a Tier list of the US presidents for a year now? Yes. Did I also sit and watch this entire video? Also yes.

[@neiladlington950]

I wouldn't mind him doing a tier list on war criminal Presidents; a long list.

[@westwoods7675]

I don't think he would, since he's not that good/well-versed at historical figures, there is a really good tier list on the Secular Talk subreddit though!

[@tomallen5837]

This video goes into the category of making breakfast and listening to it in the background. Can't have anything too challenging when you're making an egg and bacon breakfast or an asada and egg burrito breakfast.

[@ross4]

Bold of you to assume Kyle even knows 1 fact about more than 25% of US presidents.

[@aryastark3148]

They'd all be E- or F.

[@tomimpala]

Octopus: Oh, so you're approaching me? Kyle: I don't even know what you are.

[@mveytia]

Kyle would be in for a huge surprise when he goes to break the Cassowary's leg and it guts him with its talon evolved specifically for stabbing. 100% that bird is murdering you.

[@MovieEnforcer]

Funniest comment on the video so far.

[@ubuntuposix]

7:47 Kyle doesn't know an orangutan. "He looks old: 🤣

[@guysmiley7289]

"A cow can't kick your ass" Kulinski. Kyle, you do realize that bulls are cows. You'd be gored.

[@dylanrainey8576]

Cows are female bovines and Bulls are male bovines. Also there is a separate animal for bull later in the video

[@jarrettlowery2802]

@@dylanrainey8576 cows can gore you too

[@guysmiley7289]

@@dylanrainey8576 Wrong. Bovine are members of the subfamily Bovina which includes cow, ox, and buffalo. Bulls are cows the same as roosters are also chickens. You have the internet Frank Costanza.

[@GingerXGamingXx]

Kyle saying a cow can't kick your ass...man they swing their head the wrong way and you're flying 10ft back

[@zenithzeitgeist7489]

Kyle calling cattle & moose "slow" 😑...

[@jen30551]

Moose are incredibly fast, agile and can be extremely violent. His ass would be skewered. I'm from the city and I know this...come on Kyle!

[@dao_jones]

I think 'Which US Presidents At Age of Election Could Kyle Beat Up' would be much more on brand.

[@scottvelez3154]

No way he's beating Andrew Jackson up

[@Arkprog]

Teddy 0% chance, Biden 100% chance

[@kyle9401]

I bet Lincoln was a great boxer with those long ass arms.

[@Josep_Hernandez_Lujan]

I'd beat all of them

[@CoolMoeDea21]

In a match up between him and Theodore Roosevelt, it may as well be a closed casket funeral for Kyle.

[@ilikeducksable]

“Owls are lovers, not fighters” had me dying, so random. Is that even a thing?

[@toxendon]

LMAO yes that made me laugh so hard and no, I have absolutely no idea what he meant

[@johannesgrell4356]

I want to see Kyle react to this video after reading up on those animals.

[@dylanrainey8576]

Kyle: makes these videos for the algorithm Also Kyle: says fuck 3 seconds in

[@danielgibson8799]

Good on him.

[@paulwarznak8882]

How does Kyle not know what an octopus is??😂😂😂

[@yoloparrot42]

LOL

[@secret8151]

How does he not know the difference between a wolverine and a badger?

[@brianmegyessi6224]

Love these videos, Kyle is straight up hilarious

[@yoloparrot42]

Funniest thing I may have ever seen lmao

[@XCATFANCYX]

male platypus are venomous and that's a alligator snapping turtle, they get up to 250lbs. 1st one was a regular badger and the other "honey badger" was a wolverine. the swan was a goose. elephant seal at 17:00. next seal is a harbor seal. "weird bird" is a cassowary, their 5 feet tall and are basically lower tier velociraptors. last guy is an octopus.

[@craigbrowning9448]

One way to determine a black bear from a grizzly bear by climbing a tree. If the bear tears the tree down it's a grizzly, if it chases you up the tree it's a black bear.

[@Pescasaurus]

Kyle with foxes and horses on the same tier lmao

[@yoloparrot42]

LMAO

[@playpal9950]

Now I know if Kyle and I get into a fight, he’ll probably try to snap my neck first 😂

[@sownheard]

Kyle having a kicking fight against a horse 😂😂😂 💀

[@PresidentAshenHeart]

The fact this video isn’t AI makes it golden.

[@Krustenkaese92]

I really didn't know that 'penguin might have some tricks up its sleeve' was a sentence I needed in my life

[@serge263]

Kyle should also do a Smash or Pass for all 898 Pokemon too. That would be amazing.

[@nas84payne]

Tsareena automatically a Smash for me!

[@pickettmandi]

Been an long time subscriber, but i think Kyle would get his ass kicked by every animal on this list. We love Kyle for his mind not his toughness.

[@cat-.-]

No way he gets his ass kicked by a penguin! No way! Right?

[@pickettmandi]

@@cat-.- Every animal on the list. Those penguins fight to the death.

[@muscularclassrepresentativ5663]

Here he's demonstrating his toughness in his mind, I respect the ferocity

[@pickettmandi]

@@muscularclassrepresentativ5663 naturally.

[@imnotmike]

@@cat-.- Come on. A penguin may have tiny stubby legs, but Kyle has no legs at all. Advantage penguin.

[@lee.gallagher]

Joe Rogan will have a field day with this one 😂

[@peterroberts4415]

Joe might have a chance against a chimp given his massive muscle advantage over it

[@ildlyn8966]

Intestinal worms aint got a chance vs rogan

[@danielorion2467]

For someone who knows as little about animals as Kyle, he was surprisingly realistic. Many other people tend to give themselves way too much credit.

[@TheRealFacemanguy]

“You try to blitzkrieg an owl and it might back down” a fantastic quote

[@Darknightsayni]

Kyle should lose to everything except the goose and the penguin on account of him having no legs

[@yoloparrot42]

L. M. A. O.

[@maximilian3394]

LOL

[@bradwillis6591]

Finally! I've been requesting this one for ages. It's about damn time

[@yoloparrot42]

You sir are a hero lmfao

[@MystLunarabne]

Kyle doesn't know that Platipi are venomous and underestinates the ability of horses, cows, etc to not only kick and headbutt you but also just trample you.

[@chadlieb2437]

Horses can be mean AF

[@cruzanassassin]

I literally just said a cow would fuck him ur for SURE! 😂

[@Gooner184]

@@chadlieb2437 And cows. No chance Kyle would survive either encounter if it was a fight to the death.

[@antonlowe5370]

@@chadlieb2437 times I've been bit hard by a horse Vs times I've been bit hard by a dog are surprisingly disparate. Horses are a holes

[@cedricrust9953]

yeah but he can "take out its legs"!

[@DR-hy6is]

Perhaps I speak for myself, but I want more content like this.

[@irawilliams4890]

I like how Kyles only thought regarding fighting a gator was the Happy Gilmore strategy of taking its eye out

[@noahesmail3966]

I’d love to watch joe rogan do this tier list

[@IntensePeppers]

I'd love to watch Joe Rogan react to this video

[@Cadec247]

It would just be him putting every animal in the “I’m almost always winning” category

[@gamerfortitude5916]

Actually Joe Rogan would have the most accurate tier list on this subject; and chimps would be at the top 🙈

[@arnoldcox9128]

He would do some ju jitsu on a snake

[@957543]

He gave him self 10% against a black bear, and a orangutan

[@LukoHevia]

This is the most awesome video Kyle has done. But i feel he needed Joe Rogan by his side, to tell him how dangerous those animals are, and showing him videos of them fighting each other and shit

[@sgtjohnson49]

"Kyle I think you seriously underestimate the ferocity of the honey badger, absolute 0% chance of victory over that crazy fucker"

[@LukoHevia]

@@sgtjohnson49 "Those are mean, mean fuckin' creatures, man. 100% you'd loose. It's completely possible you'll end up as food for it's babies. Wanna see a moose killing a squirrel?"

[@zackarylavoie1202]

Frfr like a platypus is poisones af and he put in the 100% chance of him fucking it up

[@MasterTeJota]

Saw this pop up in my feed and immediately said out loud "What the actual fuck Kyle" 🤣

[@yoloparrot42]

Right lmfao,been watching vids on ukraine then BOOM this shit

[@tombapilot04]

Watching Kyle rank his chances against various animals is like reading his tweet about flying over the countryside for the first time. He has no clue what's in the world outside the city. Kyle, you need to go on a road trip!

[@alithegeek]

I’m a biologist. I’m here to comment on Kyle’s thoughts on various animals 0:13 That’s a European badger not a honey badger 1:09 The photo is really small but it’s definitely a large constrictor. The colors remind me of an anaconda or a reticulated python 2:42 That’s an American bison 4:45 Definitely a snapping turtle. I think it’s an alligator snapping turtle but I’m not great at telling apart the species of snapping turtles 7:20 That is a domestic goose 7:30 That’s a snow leopard. They weigh in on average at 50-120 lbs so I don’t think it would be a completely one-sided fight 7:42 I’m obligated to mention that the term “black panther” applies to either jaguars or leopards that have a color mutation that makes them very dark in color but not completely black. In the right light you can still see the spots 7:48 That’s an orangutan. Is it not common knowledge that that’s what an orangutan looks like? Kyle’s a political commentator who often mentions how Donald Trump sued Bill Maher over the orangutan joke. How does Kyle not recognize the hair color? 8:44 Yes that is a cobra. If you don’t have any weapons, you could probably kill one pretty easily but I think this would be hard to do without getting bitten. At that point you’d need to get to a hospital. Not that you should fight a cobra, they’re very beautiful snakes 12:39 That’s a Komodo dragon. Is it not common knowledge that that‘s what a Komodo dragon looks like? Anyway, they have a venomous bite but their venom’s potency is not super well known. Also their bites may also give you a bad bacterial infection 13:49 Males have venomous spurs on their back feet that have been known to be incredibly painful for humans 14:00 That’s a domestic cat 14:27 That’s an octopus 16:20 That’s a river otter of some sort 16:54 That is a bull elephant seal. They are well outside of a human’s weight class. Kyle, you are fucked 17:44 That is one of those smaller seal species 18:54 That’s a cassowary. They have been known to be vicious and are one of the few birds that have been confirmed to have killed humans

[@Allikiza]

Snake: easier to kill than it looks. Cow: Nah, cows are faster and more deadly than they look. Panda: Nah, it's still a bear Cassowary: I'd rather fight the Honey Badger.

[@thatt206guy3]

@Apsoy Pike lol watch a documentary on honey badgers they kill lions with ease don’t judge a book by it cover lol. You would never be able to grab them to beat them. They have very loose skin that’s why lions don’t stand a chance. The first thing they do to a lion is dart between their legs and rip their nuts right off. Yeah good luck

[@xX_Gravity_Xx]

I really thought my man's was gonna BS this. But his honesty is commendable.

[@speedy01247]

the real issue is his lack of knowledge on the animals.

[@xX_Gravity_Xx]

@@speedy01247 lol yeah. Hope he never goes camping lol

[@batitony]

@14:39 I was screaming at the screen "IT'S AN OCTOPUS YA DUMBASS" LOL Love this tier ranking shit you're doing now Kyle, it gives your content more variety. Keep it up man!

[@imnotmike]

Yeah me too. I completely forgot about it by the end of the video though, until I saw your comment.

[@Jcinho]

A hippo and any kind of bear would be a devastating gruesome death

[@DallasWales]

Kyle please do this same tier list but for US Presidents at Election Time I want to see the Kulinski vs. Roosevelt matchup

[@name3698]

Well he's got Franklin for sure but he doesn't have much of a shot against teddy.

[@nomadsland8322]

At least half of these there’s not a chance in hell and Kyle is casually like “I got a 50% chance”.

[@foxxipenguin]

I haven't laughed this hard in a bit. Thank you for the great content

[@yoloparrot42]

Same. I'm sick af in bed and needed this laugh

[@jen30551]

Same. Been a hell of a week at work. I havent laughed this long in a while.

[@vs-yy5cx]

30% chance against a wolverine? they eat bones, run right over mountains in blizzards without a rise in their pulse, and chase off grizzly bears routinely - please don't try this guy Kyle

[@martinaustin6230]

There was no wolverine. The first creature is a European Badger.

[@vs-yy5cx]

@@martinaustin6230 he likely did not know the animals name, but what is that ya think between the ostrich and kangaroo?? I bet it is a wolverine. badger is the leftmost one in that row, and he is underrating it too.

[@Cadec247]

@@martinaustin6230 the wolverine is at 14:15

[@martinaustin6230]

@@Cadec247 Oh. Must have missed that. Wolverine would 100% fuck up Kyle.

[@Josep_Hernandez_Lujan]

And they have a metal skeleton and regenerate

[@maaduchvdaziachi9872]

"you try to blitzkrieg an owl and it might back down"

[@ValliW]

Next time you do this do it with someone who knows something about animals so they can correct you in real time. I'll volunteer.

[@gabrielramos5766]

Bro you have 0% chances against a Honeybadger, do your research hahahaha 🤣🤣

[@chadlieb2437]

Even lions can’t kill a Honey Badger

[@peterroberts4415]

@@chadlieb2437 lions can, but the risk of them getting killed or badly injured is high enough for them not to bother

[@edwardireland]

Same thing I just commented 😂

[@midnightrambler8866]

He has very little chance against most of these animals.

[@SpiderHam]

More of this!! A welcome break from the day to day shit. Happy Sunday!

[@lemob182]

Dude... Honeybadger = NO chance of winning unarmed

[@lumpyspiceprincess2697]

This is the most hilarious thing I've seen in a while... all because it's OBVIOUS Kyle knows nothing about animals. Dude... porcupines are huge, NOT "tiny things"😂😂😂

[@protoman247]

Oh shit they are???? 😳

[@lumpyspiceprincess2697]

@@protoman247 yeah, I saw one at Yellowstone a few yrs ago and was shocked at how big it was. Huge might be a little of an exaggeration, but that shit was about the size of a small bear. Wouldn't weigh near as much because a lot of it is the quills making it look so big. But yeah, I was like super surprised too. Wonder why we all grow up thinking they are small?🤔

[@AgxntAqua]

They're like the weight of a beagle. Not tiny but hardly a small bear lol

[@tylerhalverson9859]

Pretty sure he was confusing it with a hedgehog, somehow.

[@lumpyspiceprincess2697]

@@AgxntAqua yeah, I admitted that huge wasn't the most accurate word to use. Also, I said that they wouldn't weigh nearly as much because a lot of the size is due to the quills. But we were like 3 feet away from it and it's definitely bigger than a beagle. Do they puff up their quills? Idk and it seemed calm but was surrounded by ppl taking pictures.

[@toothgap_]

Thank you for recognizing and giving the American people what they need in this divisive time to bring us all together

[@StormCrownSr]

That's a goose not a swan. Fun fact: Nesting Swans have been known to break bones by slapping you with their wings to protect their nests. Don't fuck with Swans.

[@michaelthechef]

That's a common myth. A swan can definitely not break your bone with their wings.

[@cdcdrr]

​@@michaelthechef Even so, I wouldn't pick a fight with one. I'll take my chances with the goose. Dumb shits don't know who they mess with.

[@cyber_rachel7427]

Yeah you ain't beating a goose, at all. The city i live in? Yeah, they fucking run the place. I watched one walk into the middle of a 4 way crossroads, and decide to just sit, and the fucker blocked the traffic for a straight 5 minutes. Someone beeped their horn and the thing fkn charged the car. Demon birds

[@midnightrambler8866]

We lived on a lake with nesting swans and they were terrifying. One attacked our dog because he wandered too close to their nest.

[@xSayPleasex]

@@cyber_rachel7427 LOL

[@Luupopi]

"Kyle RANKS Politicians He Can Beat Up" when??

[@adamcornell1186]

Holy shit I'd pay for that content lol.

[@kristss8534]

Now this is the content I like

[@IxyMorningstar]

I am loving this Weekend Series you're doing. It's fun, a great break from politics, and a good way to learn more about you as a person instead of a pundit.

[@marshallsweatherhiking1820]

I think a cow could f most people up if it wanted to. They’re usually docile, but they weigh so much you’re going to the ground if they charge, and they can then step on you. It’d be like trying to fight a car.

[@stankmcdankton6204]

*Cows kill more people a year than sharks, my dude. Something to think about. * Technically no such thing as a "black panther" in terms of species. That's a melanistic jaguar. *Not a honey badger ( same family though ). That's a wolverine ( like the Marvel superhero ). They punk out grizzlies for fun and eat every part of a carcass, including the bones. All that might be left is your facial portion of your skull. Maybe. You're f*cked. * Horses don't eat meat but they have a hell of a bite ( they trained war horses to tear mens faces off in the middle ages ). Stallions in particular give no f*cks. Especially feral ones. You're boned. * The one you didn't add was an octopus. Depending on the species they can be highly venomous. They also have the intelligence of an 8 year old child. Chances on land should be stellar. * American Porcupines are small. African Porcupines are much bigger with longer quills. If you can get to the front of it and kick it in the face to death, you're good. * Ostrich would murder you with one kick before you could get near it's neck. They one-shot lions that way. * Otters, surprisingly, will mess you up. Especially Amazonian Giant Otters. Always in a group, sharp teeth, highly aggressive. They run the fade with jaguars and caiman. 50/50 with small ones, 10% chance with the big ones. * Elephant seal would squash you like a grape. * The mystery cat is literally just a breed of house cat called a Maine Coon. They get big for a cat ( about 30 lbs ). Your call on that one. * Cassowary ( weird bird ) is basically a modern day velociraptor. 5 feet tall, 100 lbs, 50 MPH run speed, 5 inch long toe claws. It'll disembowel you just to see the look on your face. * Most cheetahs are severely inbred and not very strong. 50/50

[@goldilox811]

17:00 that’s an elephant seal. 0% chance you could even injure it

[@tiennez3863]

🤣find the right cow and trust me it will mess you up

[@purpleporygon]

Right? Kyle has obviously never worked on a farm.

[@NoahLavineASP]

The Platypus actually has a poisonous barb on its hind limbs.

[@matthewwelsh294]

Perry the Platypus

[@MarkusXC94]

This sort of Kyle Kulinski content hits different at 5 AM while you’re doing laundry

[@shakenbacon3655]

Dude, you gotta start working out if you're worried about by being beat by a penguin. 😂

[@yoloparrot42]

LOL

[@jordanchobson]

Kyle, I am living for this content. Also did you just wake up or have like 12 cocktails before this 😂

[@Sterling1426]

This is the best video Kyle has ever made

[@yoloparrot42]

100% LMAO

[@EvanSchatz]

Kyle massively underestimates Owls - fuckers are HUGE by bird standards and have beaks/claws designed to rip you open

[@Liam-Carlson]

How did I not see this video until now?