Student Athaletes

[@meadbert]

South Park actually won. Athletes are now paid for their name and likeness. Incredible.

[@angelicabomination1699]

A percent of the profit or the gross?

[@johnb7794]

$600 lol

[@ShloppyShmeat]

As of seconds ago, they can now get paid directly by the school

[@oddballskull1941]

South park wasnt in the fight..wtf they just shared their opinion? Its not like the world saw this and went "you know what lets make the change..for south park"

[@hubris6567]

​@@oddballskull1941more people saw it and more people that cared finally got the wheels moving? It might not be the sole reason but people underestimate advertisements, mind-share, publicity, its a billion-dollar industry

[@timmcdonald958]

Legend has it that Leonardo DiCaprio based his Django character off of cartman

[@exodustimes4266]

Tim McDonald There is also a legend, that some idiots in the comment section think that this clip is based off red dead redemption.

[@suchafoker1329]

Brandon Coomar lmaoooooo

[@BigGabaGool]

Oh most definetly lol

[@Gabeghouls]

Hahah and this came out before Django so it checks out 👍

[@Shredow2]

Well, we know that Samuel L. Jackson's character was based off of Mister Ruckus from the Boondocks.

[@drbeard4505]

This was a pretty brutal piece of satire.

[@supersizesenpai]

Brutal but very very true. Colleges make a fortune of their athletes and the students don't get paid a dime.

[@cstgraphpads2091]

@@supersizesenpai Disingenuous load. Students volunteer to be athletes, also paying them to play takes away the point of being at college (academic achievement). How many students who earn top marks in academics get paid for their work? Are student actors slaves too because people pay to see them perform?

[@Myndir]

So are you saying that colleges don't make a fortune from their athletes or that students do get paid a dime?

[@rc5924]

@@supersizesenpai don't get paid a dime? They get a free college education for playing a fucking game.

[@rc5924]

@@interestingcommentbut....7378 they could get decent grades and a scholarship, or take out loans like the rest of us. College athletes don't deserve payment beyond the free education. If you don't like other people making money off it stop watching it on tv

[@3bladeninja21]

"Student Ath-o-letes oh ho now thats brilliant sir" really got me 😂😂

[@jaydrich8115]

Bro straight genius 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@b0kk4]

Couldn't get the pun here. Also, not a native speaker. Could you explain?

[@Me-zo8yc]

@ImperialIke My peaches, you done a good job sah!

[@alexanderwindh4830]

Love that no matter what character he plays he's always a kid. - That childish surprised enthusiasm when he heard something clever. "oooh there's a loophole here"

[@alexanderwindh4830]

​@ImperialIkeit's sad that people are so.... But it's a treat explanation 😂

[@caelanregister4966]

My absolute favorite part of this is how the guy assumes pretty much right away that he’s being made fun of, meanwhile Cartman is actually being 100 percent sincere with everything he’s saying.

[@sn1p1n]

ain't got no comments 🌚

[@randomango2789]

@@sn1p1n U ain’t got no bitches

[@sn1p1n]

@@randomango2789 we both know you ain't got any either

[@chasejackson7248]

Now how does it look like now that they are getting paid.

[@mishmash9397]

You are delusional

[@snjikov]

"Look, there are good reasons why our student athletes cannot be paid young man!" "I ain't argueeein', if they got paid then how do we make all our money, right?"

[@ExcaliburDarkspine]

"We do *not* own slaves, and we have no desire to own slaves!"

[@briansilva3344]

@@ExcaliburDarkspine Techinally, if they are on scholarship, colleges would be paying their tuition (under certain guidelines), which can be a form of payment.

[@billylee4460]

@@ExcaliburDarkspine screw you sir, im going home

[@thearabianrapper]

@@briansilva3344 that's like saying you shouldn't be paid for work because you're getting health insurance

[@Durante_di_Alighiero]

@@thearabianrapper No. It's not the same. Tuition for a higher learning institution and healthcare aren't the same damn thing. Get that through your heads.

[@brianramirez8255]

cartman is the greatest animated character of all time

[@DCee93]

Benji Berigan Rick Sanchez is an argument

[@poopityscooper2116]

You mean anime character.

[@FlexBeanbag]

kzbin.info/door/-VY81cp3P3vWVxT5o-MTxA

[@ricksanchez5841]

@@DCee93 not even close

[@romanvolovik6495]

Archer

[@revelation6403]

As a former NCAA athlete, this is 1200% accurate.

[@jacoblee5796]

You should be paid to go to college!?

[@larrote6467]

@@jacoblee5796 that is not the issue and you know it

[@jacoblee5796]

@@larrote6467 So what is the issue? These kids are getting a free education, free housing and free food. They also get free access to some of the best facilities in the world!

[@r3dgl4r3__]

@@jacoblee5796 That sounds as something Cartman would say

[@jacoblee5796]

@@r3dgl4r3__ So kids should be paid to get educated?

[@skipperson4077]

fun fact: The highest paid state official in most states is either a football coach or a basketball coach...

[@chineseviruszombie773]

Hi dad

[@jadecleveland865]

@@chineseviruszombie773 hi son

[@Myndir]

@@jadecleveland865 Hi Not Step-sister.

[@ellifahmerril6611]

Give them food and circusry and they won't revolt.

[@Jajaky]

I’d challenge you to find a state who’s highest paid employee isn’t a coach. Definitely would find one in the state university. I think like 16 out of 20 of the highest paid state university employees in my area are sports related

[@jcb5782]

“Student Atholetes...Ahha that is brilliant sir.”

[@caniget100substhx2]

got me so bad

[@john1242]

I too, have watched the video

[@ArturoAldacoPerea]

Not a native English speaker here, what am I missing?, I don't get it ...

[@Flexie1234]

@@ArturoAldacoPerea It's nothing to really catch it's just the accent that makes it funny

[@mdandrews]

Arturo Aldaco Perea it’s a statement comparing college athletes to slaves because college athletes put in so much work and get paid nothing, just like slaves. Or so the satire goes, it’s not really that simple though.

[@bigfreize]

7.5 years on and still as poignant as ever. Brilliant commentary on the NCAA.

[@UnleashthePhury]

I mean, yeah, nothing has changed.

[@RekzysTheTitan]

Luc Welner-Monchuk every thing has changed you dull human being.

[@UnleashthePhury]

@@RekzysTheTitan What about the NCAA has changed in the last 7.5 years? Did I miss the part where the players are getting cut in on the billions in revenue they generate?

[@RekzysTheTitan]

Luc Welner-Monchuk I’m just disagreeing with everything you say.

[@seededsoul]

They recently “allowed” student athletes to receive compensation. I don’t know if it has become equitable anywhere yet though.

[@TroubledTrooper]

"This country was built on the idea that one corporation couldn't hog all the slaves while the rest of us wallow in poverty" Damn right !! 😂

[@mirzaahmed6589]

"Screw you, sir. I'm going home."

[@vantheman452]

“My peaches what a wonderful office you got yourself heeeyah”

[@sOzzy-ik2km]

Van The Man Certainly gotcho self a luuuuucrative business don'tcheeeee

[@streetlife9297]

This line made me laugh more than i should have

[@ExcaliburDarkspine]

@@Pante09 "Well let me let me get down right to it then"

[@EpicJake0948]

@@sOzzy-ik2km Markiplier: What dialect is that?

[@4exgold]

😅😅love this line

[@JustAGuyProduction]

Only South Park could make tasteful jokes about slavery and child abuse.

[@manictiger]

Let's go chird labor! Clap clap-- clap clap clap.

[@mackmasters325]

>tasteful more like socially acceptable

[@reddog24playa1]

@@mackmasters325 Naw, it's tasteful.

[@jacencade4019]

@@mackmasters325 please get your head out of your ass already

[@thawhiteflip]

@@jacencade4019 south park is so cheap and you know it

[@ga6257]

In all seriousness though Cartman offering more for the blacks because it's basketball was genius

[@denmcx6538]

G A but if I get it right, he's offering 40$ for two white Playe... I mean slaves and 50$ TOTAL for ALL blacks xD

[@Justin-st6og]

Wait explain this episode please.... why was he doing this ?

[@EliChristman]

@@Justin-st6og Crack Baby Athletic Association?

[@jesperandren3912]

Justin Cuevas I recommend to watching it. But it’s a mockery of college sport in which they don’t pay their players any money ;)

[@trippibethea7599]

@@denmcx6538 No you got it wrong, he meant 50 per black

[@DaelinD]

I love the idea that Cartman is smart enough to do a spot-on caricature of a 19th century plantation owner, including a perfect Louisiana accent, verbose oratory, and the full getup, yet also stupid enough to think that such a personage would still exist in modern day.

[@Treeeee2008]

Just goes to show how talented he truly is, and he could make a good life for himself if he wasn't so selfish and backwards.

[@manzion7599]

…”still exist in the modern age?” They could have written Cartman to be wearing khakis, headset and Nike Air-coach sneakers. Same accent. Same point. Modern age accurate but prolly many NCAA fans would miss the point.

[@plenaryverbalist]

If you think that’s a Louisiana accent, I’d suggest a trip to the state.

[@ChucklingAway]

@@Treeeee2008you sure are a different breed of dumbass

[@profd65]

I love the idea that people are stupid enough not to realize that this a cartoon.

[@notBROS]

I always love how Cartman dresses up as "someone".

[@borealisbassandart2209]

When Cartman acts as someone else its always hilarious 😂😂

[@ahmedmehri]

yeah and no one ever notices a 10yo kid passing for an adult

[@calebkuti7897]

Reminds me of Bugs Bunny

[@marcosleon215]

Wonder if American dad copies him with roger on that

[@calebkuti7897]

@@marcosleon215 yes although its a creative way to let him out out without being seen as an alien

[@kreglfromworld]

"STUDENT A-THU-LEETS"

[@pyroed7044]

That is brilliant sir

[@Connetification]

I am an immigrant, I finally learn how to pronounce athlete.

[@Vuigo]

@@ConnetificationThink “Emmee-grints” hopefully that helps

[@pimpshrimp4253]

why do you think putin and trump is so good friends ? putin has trump on video drinking piss from russian hookers.. thats why trump needs to win....

[@ksphone394]

"My peaches what a wonderful office you'vegotyourselfhere" 😂

[@jcast23]

That is a nice office, though. Look at all those book shelves.

[@lyrilljackson]

@@jcast23 fucking pretenders all of them

[@ComradeLeonTrotsky]

My peaches. lmao

[@ronfish8375]

"hee-yah" (here)

[@alexshepherd1801]

Sum mahty strong-lookin' workers hyere, syah

[@Wodz30]

"just because your CORPORATION is a UNIVERSITY". Fucking BRUTAL take down

[@calebbraunsroth2164]

One of the best satirical jokes in the show, and not a single swear word.

[@oz_jones]

"Screw"

[@bornanagaming3329]

@breadandcircuses8127 but this show in particular features heavy swearing, and this scene makes great satire without relying on crude language

[@Klabbity_Kloots]

@@oz_jones "Screw" Hahahahahahaha! Get a load o' this kid! "Screw"! Ahahahahaha!

[@geopolitix7770]

This is why South Park frustrates me. Its got genuinely excellent satire but it's hidden amongst juvenile dick jokes and filthy language. What a waste

[@Dakurar]

@@geopolitix7770 Get over it.

[@rftulie]

Enjoyed the Southern-fried version of “screw you guys..” etc. that he closed with.

[@GorgeousRandyFlamethrower-]

"Screw you, suh! I'm goin' home"

[@155chipmunkz]

Cartman’s already got a Dixie accent. He just switched it up a little.

[@ericpaulsen8553]

The subtle thumb movement had me rolling! :-) And I went to CU, so this really was fun to watch on many levels.

[@robbertvandermeijden]

I always thought this was based on Calvin in Django Unchained, then I realised this is uploaded 2 years before that film released...

[@spambamkeija634]

😂😂😂bruh we in the same boat

[@PolkaDotCupcake4]

Matt and Trey are on ANOTHER level

[@GameslordXY]

Which means Tarantino was inspired by this Episode if Southpark.

[@TK_1340]

Damn......... 😳😳😳

[@moralester]

good catch! i started googling and found maybe a homage to this?: "For instance, there’s a scene involving a Ku Klux Klan lynch mob that is planning on killing the heroes, but before they do they have a meeting where most of them complain about how they cannot see out of the eye holes in their hoods and it just keeps escalating into ridiculous territory, with one guy paraphrasing South Park’s Eric Cartman by yelling “Fuck you all, I’m going home!”"

[@davidnicholson6680]

Cartman clasping his hands behind his back while looking at the picture of the team and using that ridiculous accent never fails to crack me up.

[@DtheEvil]

"Screw you, sir. I'm goin' home." 🤠

[@couragew6260]

D the Evil The way he moves his hands when he says this😂 Screw you sir 👇👇 I'm 👆👆 Going home 👈👈

[@Dtt4]

Probably the last time we'll ever hear it.

[@goosekevin]

smh at the people who don't understand how old that line is lol

[@ezekielduncan2261]

Had me crying lol , great episode man lol

[@cobeyc.b5946]

There is no southern dandy emoji, sir. That emoji you got there is a cowboy. Them folks resided a good 800 miles west, I do declare.

[@brady1692]

Him lifting a cigar smelling it and tapping his pocket had me in stitches 😂

[@R41ph3a7b6]

Yeah.

[@R41ph3a7b6]

​@@milesjohnson5487 how funny.

[@Sahiyena11]

​@RepentandbelieveinJesusChrist5 Sir, this is a Wendy's and as I'm sure you see there is a very long line. Please pull your vehicle up and we'll have your order out as soon as possible.

[@AmericanSystems0101]

All hail the beast Elon musk, ​@RepentandbelieveinJesusChrist5

[@surfdocer103]

I thought it couldn’t get better, but then the Panderverse was born

[@piccoloxnailxkami3617]

0:25 I like how Cartman just takes a cigar.

[@technomancer3373]

Piccolo xNailxKami I really thought that was just a pencil

[@jonathanallard2128]

@@technomancer3373 do you whiff pencils?

[@technomancer3373]

Jonathan Allard I’m pretty sure kids sniff pencils

[@jonathanallard2128]

@@technomancer3373 lol you're funny I like you

[@middleagedwhitebloke]

It's not just kids I'm partial to the occasional pencil myself.

[@mountaingod9907]

“My peaches” kills me every time

[@Hobiexoxo]

Same here. Hundreds of viewings and it never, ever fails to crack me up.

[@mtadams2009]

The NCAA must love this. They are truly slave owners.

[@ShaneDanger42069]

No they aren't

[@Nakajima-oh7kw]

You don't know what a slave is, do you?

[@wetalkinb0utpractice]

Because choosing to play a game and getting scholarships to do it makes college athletes slaves.

[@jerico80]

@@wetalkinb0utpractice maybe.... if your whole plan all along is making billions off them.

[@wetalkinb0utpractice]

@@jerico80 They're greedy, disgusting people running the NCAA, but the players still aren't being forced to work in a field, physically beaten, etc.

[@E_3]

"You think you can do what you want just because your corporation is a university"? Jesus...

[@gavinvalentino6002]

It's ironic you mention the ultimate corporate cop-out *by name.*

[@matrix91234]

Sounds like every MAGA anti intellectual i hear on the internet haha

[@CruelandCold]

​@@matrix91234lol, there's always one cultist who has to bring American politics into a video that has nothing to do with it. I hope you've gotten some mental health help in the year since. At minimum, I hope you've managed to escape the cult

[@kirisuna19]

1:47 "You think you can do whatever you want just because your corporation is a universitay?" 😂😂😂

[@4DeMS]

This is so real and accurate its sickening

[@kirisuna19]

@@4DeMS HAHA!!

[@iandhr1]

Screw you suh I'm going home

[@LongHaulTrucker4Life]

"I'm willing to offer you forty dollars for two of the whites, and fifty for the blacks" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jcrowley1985]

It's worse than slavery. Students take on 5 or 6 figures of non-dischargable debt for the PRIVILEGE of working for free.

[@TheStapleGunKid]

Many of them are getting a free college education for playing. And if they don't like the arrangement they just decline to do it. Why do so many people act like college athletes are forced to play sports? If they don't like playing for the school, then just don't play.

[@HeronSight]

@@TheStapleGunKid I think it's a case where if they get injured playing, they then lose their scholarship (most likely in a sports field) and then they are lumped with the debt to try and pass without physicality.

[@jamesgray7064]

They get scholarships. No debt.

[@jamesgray7064]

@@HeronSight They don't lose their scholarships if they get injured.

[@fadxda3226]

Yeah of course we all know the story of the student-athletes that are worked two near-death. Forced to marry people they don't know or have any interest in Just to make better children of stock. And don't get me started on the underground college sports Railroad. Edit: The comment I made a couple years ago was meant to be sarcastic. I do not think college athletes are slaves that was the point of the sarcasm. A lot of people not able to understand that for some reason .

[@him050]

“It’s quite simple how we get out of paying our slaves. We simply get them to pay us.”

[@michaelgeinopolos6911]

A representative from another prestigious institution is here to see you *Cartman walks in*

[@alejandrorivas4585]

WAIT I JUST GOT IT, THE INSTITUTION OF SLAVERY XD

[@shanethrelfall416]

😂😂😂😂😂😂👌🏼

[@shanethrelfall416]

@Whatever Works That’s pretty much what comedy is, you ever seen a stand up comedian?

[@manictiger]

@@alejandrorivas4585 That's Cartman Orchards Incorporated to you, good sir!

[@martinhess7334]

As a former plantation owner, this is 245% accurate...

[@orwhynotrandom]

Ay hold up

[@jalenmcdermaid1186]

Real

[@GG-lr3gv]

UNIVERSITEH POVERTEH

[@wolverinefangowings]

AUTHORITAH

[@Rouxinool]

YOU WILL RESPECT MA AUTHORITA

[@theseproblemsmatter1]

i lost it at POVERTEH

[@TrashPanda5150]

RESPECT MY SLAVERAH! 🤣🤣🤣

[@runningthor1999]

UNIVERSALEH, SLEHVES NEHD DESCEPLEHN TO PROSPEH!!

[@BoringMan]

You're playing Red Dead redemption too?

[@geronimowatson.j.4359]

Yes!.. I looking for a best horse video on youtube and since i have got shooting-video about old western gun, some video about sergio leone's movie ( Well.. so thanks for that, i'm a big fan anyway), some vids about thé civil war To (hum.. learn a lot,so..) and cartman as slave owner.. But... don't know.......don't like that so Well..

[@JellyFlshJoshua]

Yeah its great

[@WingItMan217]

BoringMan perhaps

[@oogachaka3447]

No.

[@skidoof5252]

Yep.

[@jefftheman8163]

Season 15 episode 5 You're welcome

[@LtUnreal]

no

[@jefftheman8163]

@@LtUnreal of course it is called Crack Baby Athletic Association Season 15 episode 5

[@LtUnreal]

@@jefftheman8163 o aight ty m8

[@Majons47]

@@LtUnreal they have made it unavailable now, not sure why tho i think its becaus legal/offensive reasons

[@LtUnreal]

@@Majons47 well now im just gonna torrent it

[@kennford]

i love how cartman whispers the quiet part at the phone; the most likely thing to be bugged

[@MzDeAndraJhene]

“Student Ath-o-Leets🤔. hoho naw that’s brilliant suh...”😂😂

[@tenzinnorsang9727]

I don’t get it. What does it mean?

[@haydenpettit3392]

@@tenzinnorsang9727 student athletes don’t get paid money but instead make the college they play for millions so the joke is that this man is basically a slave owner a very rich one at that.

[@manictiger]

​@@haydenpettit3392 Jokes on you! That dean doesn't have a penny to his name! His equities portfolio however... No seriously, colleges take the money they steal from the poor gullible morons to buy equities, so they can make free money while making free money.

[@jaredbruce5559]

@@tenzinnorsang9727 Means nothing, it's just Cartman accent. Black and beautiful is just pretending to be clever.

[@pinealdreams1064]

@@jaredbruce5559 How are they 'pretending to be clever' by just phonetically typing what was likely written on the script pages? I swear the internet makes me want to just cut my own head off because it's full of such unneeded hostility.

[@Ikneeslp]

Everything about this is perfection from the music in the beginning, to Cartmans accent and attire, him taking the cigar and putting it in his pocket, it even ended on a great catchphrase

[@Kevn3000]

I've been rewatching this scene so many times. The "Student Atholeets" gets me every time.

[@jordythecat7181]

I like how the dean insists that they have "good reasons" not to pay their students, but then doesn't explain a single one of these supposed "good reasons"

[@theparabolachampion6757]

It’s nice to see Dutch again

[@markkuiper7380]

Dude realy ?

[@jmong2977]

Adoring Fan *Dutch:* “ I have a plan but we’re gonna need more slav- er... money.”

[@JoCronje129]

Its clearly Leonardo DiCaprio's character in Django

[@anonymousxaela761]

@@JoCronje129 No it's Dutch.

[@chudson8453]

Anonymous Xaela it has nothing to do Dutch funny enough Dutch isn’t a slave trader whereas the character of Django is and wears the exact outfit and the same accent.

[@GZXC993]

When I was younger, I used to think that Student-Athletes got paid with free tuition and room and board in the form of scholarships; that's like +$50,000/year for most universities. Then I realized that's like arguing that slaves were compensated for their work with food and shelter.

[@leonardwei3914]

Outside of indentured servants, slaves didn't have the choice to enter that arrangement.

[@thevoxdeus]

Funny that younger you was the smarter version.

[@chloechristianson2453]

@IAmaPersion exactly, if a slave owner even gave them books and encouraged them to learn he was dealt with by a group of thugs that rode to all plantations just to make sure they were being treated in the excepted way. Terrible.

[@chloechristianson2453]

@@rhysthomas14 kinda like a good mule

[@leighbelk769]

@@rhysthomas14 From what I’ve heard, the only real bad slave owners were the plantation owners. They were horrible people to them. The families that usually owned ones slave treated them decently enough. Still, Slavery is terrible.

[@BerserkRDR1899]

"Screw you sir, I'm goin home!"

[@kirisuna19]

1:56

[@nichmeinProblem]

(southern accent) my peaches.

[@EmperorNapoleon1815]

His versatility is boundless. Well respected, indeed.

[@humbledpanda2997]

He literally offered $20 for white players and $50 for the black athletes lol

[@daytonasayswhat9333]

Humbled Panda Like, “literally?!”

[@humbledpanda2997]

@Britannia he said $40 for two of the whites so doing basic math 40 ÷ 2 = 20 or am I wrong?? Help??

[@yoyo5069]

Atholetes

[@-nCoVakaCorona]

Humbled Panda you’re right

[@sominboy2757]

Well it is basketball.

[@immanuelweaver4522]

I love Southern Cartman!

[@slewone4905]

Better than Cuban Cartman.

[@geethikedesilva1784]

I prefer Eric Cartmanez

[@borealisbassandart2209]

Southern Cartman is the funniest thing I've seen!

[@Alextamere]

"i aintttttt arguinnnnn"

[@legendrexy]

😹😹😹

[@Gnz43]

Lmfaooo best line

[@specstar8724]

I can't believe I never noticed that Cartman stole that guy's cigar

[@JP-sm4cs]

"This country was built on the idea that one corporation couldn't hog all the slaves while the rest of us wallow in poverty" I'M DONE 🤣

[@keithplayzstuff2424]

poverTAY

[@JeffT1317]

“Screw you, sir! I’m going home!”

[@tylerriojas6250]

500th like lol. Everyone is a slave to money right now.

[@alexanderchenf1]

@@tylerriojas6250 always has been

[@souljahx3987]

“I ain’t auguyen”

[@venusonfire7606]

Love that 🤣🤣🤣

[@countingcards1208]

Not only is this a great job, but the unpaid student athletes thing is a great way of raising a real issue. Respect

[@AI-tc8fv]

The plantation music is hilarious

[@ericgutierrez2857]

Lol when Cartman says “I ain’t arguing’!” 😂

[@robertwright1410]

🤣🤣🤣

[@quinnbaker1935]

What about it?

[@TheCoonAwaits]

@@quinnbaker1935the accent

[@mattdag69]

I love Eric lol. This part made me laugh the way he talks.

[@Chiefs_fan1595]

As a kid I always thought it made sense to not pay them. They’re students playing football just like I was in high school. I was stupid and naive and fed a lie. I recognize now these grown ass adult men were putting their bodies on the line and having their name image and likeness exploited for zero

[@KevinLLH]

Highest paid NFL coach: $12 million Highest paid college coach: $9 million

[@k_e3735]

Not bad for an 'amateur' coach to coach a bunch of 'amateurs'.

[@wes3793]

Coaches make more than the professors, deans, and even the president of the university. Welcome to America.

[@ChrisGilliamOffGrid]

They wouldn't make a cent if people didn't piss their time away watching grown men play a stupid game...

[@seththomas9105]

@Now What The highest paid public official in Iowa is the University of Iowa head football coach. Something is seriously fucked in this country when that happens and a gameshow host get elected president.

[@metleash]

@Snax Pendragon The country has been pretty fucked since the turn of the millennium. The second Bush and every candidate onwards has felt like a joke. Without communism to rally against, America seems really confused about what it wants to be and where it intends to go.

[@Max-fb5bm]

So basically Cartman's character is a direct reference to Calvin Candie from Django Unchained?

[@sherlockholmes60]

This episode came out before Django was released.

[@toddpinkstonisgod]

Other way around, if anything, since this episode came out over a year before Django Unchained. Is Tarantino a South Park fan? Lol

[@kofola9145]

No, he is a direct reference to Democrats.

[@jimmybrock7660]

More like Big Daddy from Django...

[@TheAwesome45]

kof ola No. Idiot. There’s no reference to old southern democrats in this scene. Or any party. And if you don’t know how political parties shift over centuries well you’re really dumb.

[@Indiekiwi]

Love the accent. This is hilarious.

[@CaptWalker]

I do declare...(Gone with the Wind was still Hollywood BS!)

[@kragglewulf4105]

Georgia, Tennessee, Kentucky, take your pick lol. I've heard a few like this and lived most of my life in GA.

[@atoxicsagittarius8708]

Louisiana

[@kejiri3593]

@@CaptWalker It was a very long movie. But i liked it

[@jamesofallthings3684]

They really hate hearing the truth.

[@TheHolyFlapjack]

“Screw you sah, I’m goin home” 😂😂

[@MartianMoon]

That might be Cartman’s best “screw you I’m goin home” of all time

[@MrBigrobmjca3]

Not might be, IS

[@TheDeathgod01]

Jeez. I remember this episode coming out. Holy shit. My life changed so much. 7 frigging years. I switched to diet Coke. Edit: A month ago this video had literally 4 comments....

[@rocketlaunch99]

I switched to liquid nitrogen.

[@ArkainKnight]

Ricky Fang I switched to liquid aids

[@ArkainKnight]

TheDeathgod01 I drink liquid aids

[@samueltrujillolindley6419]

You should switch to Coke Zero it tastes better.

[@comettamer]

Amazing lol

[@johngist3761]

The melodic cadence has me in tears 😂

[@Me-zo8yc]

😂

[@dcworld4349]

This is why we need Cartman, he takes things to the out most extremes but it's usually rooted in some dark truth in our current times.

[@dannyphantom907]

I love how he pockets a cigar

[@indianasquatchunters]

Danny Phantom I like how there are cigars in the first place considering majority of public universities are smoke- free. It’s funny

[@wes3793]

@@emperorjimmu9941 If it's not a cigar, then what is it? Sure looks like a cigar to me.

[@Sean12248]

@@emperorjimmu9941 So what was it than. It looked like a cigar. Hell the box looked like a cigar box

[@jameslastname1346]

@@wes3793 It’s Colorado it’s a blunt

[@JustADeadName]

@@Sean12248 Yeah it was a Cigar Humidor, and he took a Montecristo Panetela.

[@wowjack8944]

So this video is suddenly coming into everyone's recommended apparently.

[@phnexOice]

pretty much, still a funny scene though

[@TheSergio1021]

Can you spell?

[@tincansailor5436]

yuup

[@winstonsmithamm]

Please learn to spell. Thank you in advance for your cooperation.

[@wowjack8944]

@@TheSergio1021 Better?

[@serteshsardrakal2272]

"We don't own slaves" ah yes unpayed free labor with the possibility of free- I mean better job prospects. HRMMMMMMM this isn't similar to slavery at all lads

[@audee575]

Not at all our corporations are not intersted in owning slaves

[@t13596]

I've thought about this comparison as well but at the same time that get paid with experience and a chance to make it to the professional level and then get paid. Yeah but at the same time some might not want to continue and some might not be able to go so in my opinion yeah student athletes should get paid I think. It's not as similar to slavery but it's pretty much free labor because it is the players that make the team while the school makes the money.

[@serteshsardrakal2272]

@@t13596 I'm pretty sure there is a definition of slave labor that falls under this

[@kishredbird3599]

@@t13596 thats like the old joke of paying music producers with exposure

[@t13596]

@@kishredbird3599 Yeah pretty good point. My psychology teacher told me that they get paid in experience. But I'm definitely for paying student athletes.

[@palaceofwisdom9448]

"Screw you sir, I'm goin' home." It's even funnier with the Southern accent.

[@solarestone]

The fucking fiddles at 00:10 😭

[@cullyx2913]

😂 😂

[@FreestyleRez]

The hesitation in "There are .. good reasons why our student athletes cannot be paid" is just brilliant

[@qc2sb]

An ad for a college sporting event played before this video lol

[@HVACSoldier]

Alex Desjardin That must’ve been a “coincidence.”

[@iGamingAlliance]

We are all hypocrites. We suck.

[@voteZDLR]

This is one of the best examples of South Park at it's best as a mouthpiece for satire and social issues.

[@cooginald]

Me playing College Football 25 when my 5 star recruits ask for compensation.

[@ravocean]

"A aint arguing" 1:06

[@generalnawaki]

unpaid labor is slavery, never let your employer tell you otherwise.

[@ali_haq20]

"Student atheleets" :D:D:D

[@renaldomatadeen4511]

2021, EA Sports is bringing back College Football. Once more, Cartman is proven to be a visionary

[@imheresoidontgetfined]

This shit will forever be one of my favorite Cartman moments

[@chloechristianson2453]

This and Hitler also general lee

[@cullyx2913]

Totally agree

[@teleportedbreadfor3days]

What’s so hilarious in a bit of a morbid sorta way about Cartman is, when he’s being offensive like this, he’s not actually trying to be malicious or anything, he’s just drawing conclusions based on what he sees, but he always draws the worst conclusions possible that nobody else is thinking.

[@portalmanHUN]

Is he wrong though?

[@teleportedbreadfor3days]

@@portalmanHUNCA, coaches are actually punished and fired for treating their players with decency, whether it’s giving them money at all, paying for trips to see sick loved ones or just buying them lunch. Sometimes they’re abused when they’re not treated like money-making assets. In fact, the term ‘student athletes’, was made up by a coach or somebody decades ago (might’ve been the 60s or around that) who wanted to use this bs term he made up so he wouldn’t have to pay his students, who, these days, only get to play college basketball by being made to take ‘paper classes’ and Swahili lessons so they’ll quickly meet the minimum requirements for tryouts and barely enough time to study regular classes and eat.

[@svsps]

*Ath-o-letes

[@mooski-mooski]

I don’t really watch South Park any more but those boys are utter genius and very valuable to the sanity of our species!

[@pipi3126HD]

1:38 Love how he drops the southern accent 😂😂

[@obvus5144]

10 years later "Student Atholeets" finally get what they deserve

[@vowel8280]

what?

[@sambone96]

@@vowel8280 they made it so college atheletes can get sponsorships now

[@JkComedy444]

It didn’t change anything for the most part just a few famous good athletes not even like so few people like I will put it in perspective this is something that a guy like Tim Tebow only would benefit from everyone else no way

[@humzahhassan4521]

@@JkComedy444 but it makes a difference like let’s be real if you play d1 football at a small college but are on scholarship, then it doesn’t necessarily matter because u get free college. It’s the alabama guys that are getting screwed which they aren’t anymore.

[@JkComedy444]

@@humzahhassan4521 being a student athlete at any college is a tough lifestyle with schoolwork and working out and most college teams are run by awful athletic department and insane coaches which makes life for the student athlete even more difficult than it is im talking absolutely psychotic and most colleges dont have much scholarship money to give these days

[@dustinhouston9577]

I liked the throw back of "Screw you guys, I'm going home." Warms my heart lol

[@stangshorts2504]

I've watched this so many times. It never gets old 😂😂

[@iamyourmaster.6795]

"I ain't arguing" killed me 😂💀

[@jackmehoff5482]

IAN ARGINNNN

[@cullyx2913]

👍 😂

[@alhera9000]

It kills me everytime he says "my peaches" lol

[@ThatOneIsSus]

The most polite cartman has ever been

[@sportsareforwomen3428]

Fun fact: this is the last screw you guys I'm going home

[@dingfeldersmurfalot4560]

Too bad, I miss that ...

[@oglelo1139]

Really?

[@hermanstill8705]

My peaches, student atholeets

[@mobus1603]

...quandary

[@yb3604]

one of their best bits ever and generally a legendary way to make a brilliant, brilliant point

[@leecarney4373]

It’s almost the perfect scene Not a wasted word or movement

[@cookie842]

Cartman really is the hammer in South Park's catalog of comedic tools.

[@spmbele]

Mah peaches what a wundaful office you got ya'sel heyuh. Cer'enly got ya'sel a LOO'CRUTI bidni don'chi?

[@tubingforever]

HAHAHAHA!!

[@VoiceOfTheEmperor]

You should try writing Ork dialogue. Just Google it and you'll see what I mean.

[@michaelangelo4742]

"My peaches what a wonderful office you got yourself ya, certainly got yourself a loocrative business don't ye"

[@Chief24914]

Love how he calls cartman “young man” because he obviously knows he’s a kid and not a middle-aged plantation owner but cartman still keeps up the charade lol

[@k3rc4]

I haven't seen this episode of South Park, but I've watched Django... *and I was certain that Cartman's outfit (and facial hair style) was a direct homage to Monsieur Candy.* Imagine my surprise to learn this came out before the movie- I guess we know now that Tarantino likes South Park, lol.

[@ehhhrl]

or maybe that's just how slave owners dressed back then..