Black Mirror 2X04 WHITE CHRISTMAS reaction!!

[@markmckeown87]

17:23 - "For how many years, did he say 1000 years?" No he actually said 1000 years a *minute*. She said to leave him on for Christmas, so if you take a Christmas break to be about 3 days, he was stuck in that cabin with that song for over 4 million years.

[@kyuujinreacts]

Shiiiiiit 😨 I can't even begin to imagine how terrible that would be!!

[@christiannugraha1011]

Hey, we meet again, Mark. I had a feeling you're gonna be here.

[@EL_Duderino68]

I never did the calculation, thanks. It made me think, as a thought experiment, bear with me here, if you were one of the people who believe in creation and that the world is 6,000 years old and you can go to hell. The longest you could have been there is 6,000 years and he's already up to 4 million.

[@p0p4]

I would snap too if my gf cheated on me and I would have wasted years of my life thinking about a child that doesn’t exist.

[@kyuujinreacts]

Popa it's a bit like he lost them both! His whole world collapsed, I mean...anyone would turn mad!

[@Watchingeatingvibin]

I definitely think it was an over reaction for the guy. He murdered a man, how does that deserve a million years of punishment? People have done much worse. The guy was good, his psyche was pushed to breaking point and he made a mistake. He was very clearly remorseful. The cops getting off on that thousand years a minute thing is more fucked up than the murder. It says more about their morals than his. In my opinion at least.

[@scotthewitt258]

And, the trash he killed was just as worthless as the lying cheating daughter he raised. Some kills deserve a reward, not a punishment. Now. the little girl was totally innocent and did not deserve to die for mistakes adults made. So, yeah. Let him wear his "Trash Removal of the Year" medal while being punished for eternity for the little girl's death.

[@henryjohnson3703]

Worst part is ... it isn't even the guy. It's an innocent copy.

[@scotthewitt258]

Rick from Blind Wave said in their reaction to this video "Imagine looking like John Hamm and no one can see you."

[@Whitestripe71]

Enjoyed your bickering at the end, which I'll admit did make me laugh, I'm sorry! In terms of which hell I'd choose - if I HAD to. Definitely NOT the cabin & listening to the same song over and overandover again for MILLIONS of years. Just... no. I'd probably go for being blocked, if I HAD to pick. It would be horrible, but there'd be things I could do to stay intellectually stimulated. I could write, paint, play music, interact with animals - at least there'd be something to do, rather than just being a virtual slave trapped in an egg.

[@kyuujinreacts]

Whitestripe71 oooh you have a point!! I didn't see it that way xD it's still be hell, but I guess that's the point ;) as for the bickering....sisters! XD

[@emberfrost8322]

Whitestripe71 well, since i can't "block" her i guess i just have to use the old " bickering" way to argue with my big sis 😉 (don't worry chris.k , i'll never block you ( hush....i'll definitely do it )

[@scotthewitt258]

Only instrumental music. Any songs with lyrics would be garbled, since he is Blocked by everyone.

[@robert04872]

At worst for the murder of the old man he would've been charged with second-degree murder. However, it's far more likely that he'd be charged for third-degree murder (voluntary manslaughter) since it was a crime of passion and the girlfriend is truly to blame for the whole situation. For the girl he'd most likely be charged with involuntary manslaughter. Note that this is in Canada however and the show is in the UK I believe. Also I'm not a Lawyer but my dad was a cop.

[@jw1415]

Once something gains sentience, it should be treated humanly.

[@EL_Duderino68]

A wide range of animals are sentient beings. This means they have the capacity to experience positive and negative feelings such as pleasure, joy, pain and distress that matter to the individual.

[@jw1415]

@@EL_Duderino68 Not sure about that one. If animals are sentient, that would mean that the majority of them are incestuous, psychotic, cannibalistic, morons, like humans, except they taste delicious.

[@scotthewitt258]

The very first time I watched this, when Tonks said that this was her last Christmas party, I immediately realized it was a bad idea for someone to tell someone who is at their "last" anything, it is good to listen to the voices saying "Do it!"

[@pjamese3]

The guy with the horrible, horrible girlfriend/wife would probably be found guilty of manslaughter or murder 2 (given how badly the grandfather and girlfriend/wife screwed him over. He snapped. The little girl would at most be negligent homicide or depraved indifference. We haven't seen what sentence the actual guy received. The thousand year/minute over Christmas was with the virtual clone. That was just a deputy district attorney playing with something he saw as just a computer thing. (Which - unless I'm wrong - figuring for 36 hours is 129, 600,000 years.) What's worse? Existing like that forever or being an enslaved, sentient Alexa for yourself? Probably the former. As far as Joh Hamm's character, probably he can interact with government officials. Unless it's a slow death sentence, there would have to be some form of halfway house where you lived on the government dole or worked some menial job and someone official you would need to check in with. This is a punishment that has no reason behind it and doesn't seem part of a society but rather just done for impact on the show. He wasn't a pedophile. he and his friends were just part of a group that helped guys on dates in real time.. Think of it as a future Cyrano.

[@TimpBizkit]

There was an invasion of privacy with the other guys watching in, and also a cover up of the double "assisted suicide" schizophrenia thing. It wasn't their fault sure but the cover up wasn't warranted although there were technically no living arrestable persons left.

[@danameisblackstar]

@@TimpBizkit though the guy who needed help knew about the other guys, the only invasion of privacy here would be for the girl

[@urbangirlparis]

"it's her body at the end" we can go in circles, i can say also that it's part of HIS body inside her , in his perspective, he put that child there . there are so many selfish women on this earth nowadays sometimes i'm ashamed to be a woman . just because a baby is in our belly doesn't give us the right to keep it hostage from the father , the father is the baby's creator just as much as the mother , it's 50/50 the woman is the carrier , that doesn't give her 100% rights on that baby . i hpe in the future there are better laws for this , too many fathers are separated from their kids because of this , single motherhood should not be a goal , it should stay a circumstance of life . baby is no pet but a human being who needs both parents

[@kyuujinreacts]

All of what you said is true, I'm just gonna point out the fact that he wasn't the father, though! O.O she cheated! That might've been why she kept the block, so he wouldn't notice (although for that to be true, she would've had to know he was still watching and desperate D:)

[@scotthewitt258]

Its hard to decide if John Hamm is more of a monster for his day job or his night job.....

[@asylkhanshamkenov4710]

and the fact that his brain recreated the call in virtuality so fast in the form of a return and a meeting with the mother who called, blowing my mind. how fast is our brain. it's kinda dream, when we hear noises, our brain doing same thing. and we wake up and relized that is real shit, but he's brain with this chip couldn't handle it. that's why I think he screamed to her like insane. jeasus, when you start thinking about this episode, you can find so many crazy details.

[@Dan-B]

You payed attention to about 75% of this :P

[@emberfrost8322]

And it's one hell of a 75% 🤪😳 !!! Don't worry, yes i know that we do talk a lot and it could look that we don't pay attention, but i swear to you that we are completely focus on what's going on for each episode and every single time i am still mind blown with what the writers can come up with 🤯🤯🤯

[@chrisgibson1992]

@@emberfrost8322 you did great. 100%

[@Ian-lx1iz]

(32:58) Aw - aren't you lovely. Kyuujin Reacts for Premier! ....or perhaps Kyuujin Reacts' Mom. lol (You should get your Mom to phone you during your Black Mirror 'Playtest' reaction)

[@jimiaguirre8532]

just found your channel, and im hooked. you guys do great work.

[@kyuujinreacts]

jimi aguirre Thank you so much!! :D

[@safflowerspree5981]

She's like playing sims 😂 For the rest of her life

[@xqoa2481]

What’s up guys how’s it goung

[@xqoa2481]

going

[@karolswieboda1781]

7:20 what's thay supposed to mean?

[@kyuujinreacts]

xD it's a joke about old commercials, where the actors always seem to struggle like crazy to do everyday tasks and the scene reminded me of that with the guy walking into everything ahah

[@scotthewitt258]

Besides Abi's song, there is another reference to the episode "Fifteen Million Merits". The talent show is seen on the TV when the prisoner is flipping through the channels.

[@gijskelderman5660]

Why did the baby’s face gets blocked, she is not an offspring from him. Then he would have known that his wife slept with Another.

[@rafaelreyes1732]

HER offspring are blocked, all offspring, not just his.

[@JNB0723]

but he is not being punished for all eternity, his cookie is. He is in the prison cell.

[@chezlolxo]

Side note, did you realise the girl killing the guy is Osha off GoT and the girl who makes herself a cookie is Talissa of GoT also?

[@kyuujinreacts]

Yep!! :D we've been calling them by their game of thrones name ever since xD (because I'm reeeeally bad with new names o.o)

[@chezlolxo]

Hahaa I love how many GoT characters are in this show!

[@kyuujinreacts]

It's almost a game now xD "find the hidden GoT characters!" (Bronn in shut up and dance, the Waif in hated in the nation, maester Luwin in the very first episode!)

[@scotthewitt258]

The legalities of this technology {and the technology used in "Crocodile"} raises a lot of questions. The idea that you can record a "Cookie" and then trick that Cookie into "confessing" when the person in question is exercising a Constitutional right to remain silent is "bothersome" at the very least. {I'll address some problems with "Crocodile" in that video, if y'all have done that video.}

[@jackthehat1093]

I don't think women can properly understand the horror of the idea of not being able to see your own child and then after years of torment finally finding out that the child isn't even yours. That's not a criticism of women. There's plenty of stuff men can't understand about your experiences but I can totally relate to the guy in this episode and the punishment just seems unfair. 1000 years per real life minute with that annoying song on loop. Someone in another thread calculated it to be around 4 million years. As for the abortion stuff it's also hard for us guys having no say in whether our child lives or dies. The "my body my choice" argument is fundamentally flawed. It's not your body, the baby is a different person.

[@SnaFubar_24]

100% agree with you on the my body my choice point you made. If that argument made sense there would be no difference between killing the baby unborn and killing it @ 2 yrs old. It came from my body so it's my choice to keep it or not. The whole idea is illogical and barbaric. It's some peoples solution to being irresponsible in their life choices and making another person pay for that irresponsibility. Surely men and women can find a moment to practice safe sex.

[@WolfataDoor]

Hearing the same song over a trillion times....

[@TimpBizkit]

The pickup one also has other guys watching a potentially successful night of sex like some live porn thing. I am assuming the guy out at the bar only hears the instructor's voice. It would be offputting for me to hear a bunch of pervy guys in the background watching everything I do.

[@earthsteward70]

Lmao both of you look like Swedish ladies, it's cute.

[@shieasepuryear7038]

Nice Hitch reference.

[@kyuujinreacts]

Shiease Puryear Thanks ;D

[@Myles720]

How did you not see the suicide girl was OSHA from GoT?? Haha

[@kyuujinreacts]

Oh don't worry we noticed xD I think that part of the reaction went out during the edit o.o (we spot GoT actors' everywhere in Black mirror episodes xD even when there's none!!)

[@emberfrost8322]

CARL!!!!!!!!!

[@NoudlePipW]

Love you two and youre hilarious! And im NEVER one to say this... but for some reason youre talking over this episode *way* more than you need to. I know the episodes almost by heart but when you talk THAT much, even i dont know what youre reacting to half the time. *On other vids you hit the balance PERFECTLY, just this time it went overboard

[@kyuujinreacts]

Finding the balance between commentary and episode is tricky sometimes n.n and this was pretty early on the channel, we struggled a lot with the ratio xD

[@NoudlePipW]

@kyuujinreacts I really hope that I didn't come off as rude or hateful :( Sorry didn't realise it was an older video too!x love from Ireland

[@kyuujinreacts]

It's alright n.n criticism helps us grow! We still struggle sometimes with the talking, it's all good ;)

[@NoudlePipW]

@@kyuujinreacts I think you've hit a perfect balance now! ❤️

[@kyuujinreacts]

Thank you x3

[@Cobalt-Jester]

Why would you line up those figures in front of shot? It's like you're saying "LOOK! I'm stupid and I bought these, look how daft I am"... If only you could back in time. I just realised the video is 3 years old. Oh how silly you must feel. A year ago every idiot was trying to sell they're collection. Selling like 20 figures for £10. I bet you wish you could still get them prices as they're going for like £1 for 4 now-a-days. Just last week a girl on FB Marketplace was selling a collection of over 300 for £50. I offered her £20 quid and she accepted. But I never went to collect them, why would I? I'm not an idiot...

[@kyuujinreacts]

XD we put them there because we had nothing else to put there and the table looked too empty! You sound very affected by all this, but we both honestly don't care that we own a few Funko pops ahah! We don't collect them and we don't spend a bunch on them, we just think it's a funny thing to buy while in convention (even more so when cosplaying the same character as the Funko) and we keep them in our background because they're colorful 🤷 I don't see how you can be stupid for buying a bit of decoration

[@holysecret2]

Haha :) But I don't get the "being white" jokes though, they are uncomfortable more than anything.

[@kyuujinreacts]

The "being white" jokes??

[@sara-ql1xs]

@@kyuujinreacts shes obviously talking about the "try being white" videoclips

[@kyuujinreacts]

@@sara-ql1xs aaaaaah (I legit forgot about those...xD oops) I thought they were funny considering how clumsy characters seem to get when the plot calls for it :P sorry if it came out wrong

[@sara-ql1xs]

@@kyuujinreacts jajaj it's fine, they were funny for me too xd