LA-Z Bones

[@Ryan-ug9jm]

when you spend 20 times longer to argue than simply taking your cart back. cart narcs wins again

[@cushtyinnit8821]

he's a cart narcissist

[@unitystarlight13]

If this "cart narc" had spoke to him like a normal person and didn't act like a smartass, if he politely asked the man to put the cart in the right place while explaining the potential dangers without the whole magnet scene, the blue shirt guy would have probably listened to him and put the cart there, or at least he wouldn't have got angry. This guy's goal is not to cause awareness and you all know it, he just wants to put up a show for his KZbin video

[@jonjonson7392]

@@unitystarlight13 what are you even talking about? His first contact with the lazybones was a very friendly, compassionate toned "you know better than this, you kbow this isn't where the cart goes". He def did not approach the douchebag in an aggressive instigating manner

[@jonjonson7392]

@@unitystarlight13 the guy's immediate response was"do you want to return it for me?", implying he knows the carts are supposed to be returned but he doesn't care to clean up after himself like a 4 year old leaving all their toys out for mommy to put away

[@unitystarlight13]

@@jonjonson7392 lol you even said it. "You know better than this, you know this isnt where the cart goes". This right here, with his voice, is already putting the guy with the blue shirt in an inferior level, it's like saying: come one you weakling, I have faith in you, you can still do the right thing and stop being such a lazy ass person". If you can't see that then I must be different, just like the guys in his videos. I will tell you more, if I was this cart narcs guy I would make a much better job than him. If the goal is to make people put their cart on the right place then I would probably approach them and say: "Hello sir, I hope you are good today. I just came here to say that recently we have been having some issues with the carts being in the middle of the road, there have been some cars that got hit by the carts and sometimes people want to park their car but the spot is not available. So I would like to gently ask you if you could return your cart to its place as our workers are being a bit overloaded with work right now. Thank you very much". This right here is the right way to start a conversation, not the whole siren thing at the beginning with the smart-ass passive aggressive tone, him calling them lazybones and putting a useless sticker on their car over and over again when he realises they won't do what he asked them to do (what a surprise!!). I will say it again, he just wants to shame them in a funny way and then post the video on KZbin, he doesnt want to change people's behavior.

[@SicksThirteen]

I love how they always get baited by the magnet.

[@Izzegulle]

That and being called lazy bones are the greatest triggers :D

[@vigilancegaming7477]

Yeah that was what i was going to comment but you said it earlier

[@TheBlueprintsOrlando]

Such a great set-up.

[@Spootnik]

Just one magnet away from losing their sanity

[@Shaaawwwwn]

I love when they throw it and he says it’s okay I have another one lol

[@penguinstalker1238]

"Sir... why are you being such an angry-bones"

[@Quarker]

If a lazybones is the standard enemy, an angrybones is the boss fight.

[@k00lerkid_]

@@Quarker ikr

[@CANControlGRAFFITI]

@Baldhina Asnake USA!! USA!!

[@robg7970]

@Baldhina Asnake not very observant are you. Lol

[@sagatparkes]

Angry-bones is the final form lol

[@jimco1198]

As a person who has had my car door scratched by a lazy bones cart I would like to thank you for all you do.

[@colinwilcox2994]

I LOVE how whenever someone gets back out of their car you go "how's it going" likes it's totally new conversation 😂

[@kramer1372]

..ha..it really is the best

[@saltylemon2473]

Thank u for pointing that out i never even realized he did that 😂

[@MisterBigBlunts]

"You're not my teacher!" spoken like a fully grown man child. I'll bet his mommy still cleans up after him.

[@none-yabizniz187]

@@cade-h cope harder and keep defending the lazybones you lazy bones boomer

[@gabe5100]

dharma initiative?

[@MisterBigBlunts]

@@gabe5100 Namaste

[@mattcox3373]

Or his husband

[@ghfjhloudz7607]

YEAH RIGHT...and how would you respond to cart narc. Get off your high horse bra, you would get enraged too if "harassed."

[@lyzk3l]

1:42 im laughing so hard, he got out of the car and the Cart Narc said "How's it goin'" as if it was the first time they spoke to each other xDDD

[@Rondawwg]

That too was my fav part!

[@MarkVaughnLive]

Yes! Lmao

[@GChristopher.]

Lmfaooo "what's going on here" 🗣️ 🗣️

[@mitchm5049]

damn i just made a comment like this fuck hahaha

[@Walkdaboss]

that is indeed what happened

[@Jex2112]

The energy he used getting in and out of his car multiple times, he could of gone around the whole carpark collecting every cart :D

[@capricorn1books]

And there in lies the problem with some.

[@lukepotts9511]

Nah this isn’t it

[@abbysimmons3258]

Pretty much....I'd like to think he's stub his toe on a cart at least once (for me it's the shin) for being such a dorky tool going with the flip-flops and socks combo. Bad look, Lazybones. Another higher than thou Mercedes driver, I'm seeing a pattern here - over and over.

[@Magix71092]

Dude can't even breathe with that pointless face diaper over his face lmao

[@GraemeGunn]

The way some of these people think is just disgusting. "I'm allowed to behave this way because I don't get paid to behave another, better, way."

[@DylanMurray360]

right? like fuck dude do you wanna be paid to walk around the store and take shit off the shelves too? It's a part of shopping, get a fuckin clue

[@orfeo793]

And that mentality goes all the way up to the top elites. Civilization is doomed because of people like this

[@NintendoPsycho]

The trumper way.

[@TexasRepo73]

"Are you on the way to be a volunteer doctor at the children's hospital " Sebastian is brutal.

[@duckie8126]

socks and sandals. you can’t trust those types.

[@pepperwestwood]

Truly. Revolting.

[@pietvelkens219]

Epstein antics.

[@JLM498]

😂😂

[@mindmy609]

lol

[@jaydub5011]

Hey now..socks and sandals is comfortable, though it does erk lazybones

[@Flex_Your_Rights]

*gets back out of car after 2 seconds "how's it going did you reconsider?" I freaking love this channel!

[@HappyTimes024]

You love a Channel that’s a freaking narc

[@deehydrated]

@@HappyTimes024 and you’re a troll

[@Ryan-sw6jx]

All this grief about his cart and he could've taken his car back 5 minutes ago

[@Ellypoem]

I was literally thinking the exact thing. Why people can't just put their carts away is beyond me

[@georgemorris8317]

@@Ellypoem Lazybonesitis is a serious chronic condition. These people literally can't help themselves.

[@buffalomind6838]

Sebastian was able to get this guy to log in his steps today.

[@fdahm]

Well, he did get more exercise than he would have if had just returned it. Figure it was about 5 times the distance.

[@inspiresection]

this is why other human beings called police exist to tell other mindless people what to do

[@mariesidman7905]

"It makes my heart grow 2 sizes too small" I'm dead

[@xjcrossx]

The amount of time and energy these people expel from chasing you instead of just taking the cart back amazes me.

[@ericisprobablyfullofshit7797]

Right?

[@cody0r]

I love when he is so tenacious.

[@coolguyxoxo]

Feisty lazybones

[@pietvelkens219]

lazyboooones... angryboooones... hahahaha

[@lebanese242]

Tenaishyas

[@eternalextrapolations]

@@lebanese242 She wouldn't let go on her way out of Fecundity

[@PATSNATION-bf6uk]

Yess!!!!! Lol

[@misanthrope2112]

Amazing how simply applying a magnet always unlocks rage mode.

[@orfeo793]

it's basically aggroing an NPC lol. People are funny

[@heapner]

His shirt stands for Lazy Ass 😎🎤.

[@Joe-eq8we]

HAHAHA!!! PERFECT!!!

[@REACTBEATS]

HAHAHA!

[@darryllmcgee]

😄😁😆😅🤣😂

[@Rvndolph]

LMAOOOOO

[@gizmo6746]

Not the hero we asked for, but the hero we deserve.

[@aggieforlife13]

Best part is the person you narc out will go home mad and complain to a wife or co-worker. They then have to explain to a grown adult why they were being talked to in the first place.

[@tommyodonovan3883]

The whole world is laughing at them....In a good way

[@justinwebb134]

Hahaha and have to excuse why they are so lazy and stubborn. I think most co workers would think wow I work with a maniac

[@capnlatenight5356]

Their side of the story will be so far from the truth.

[@rustygoldfanatic8830]

No he's a ladies man ,the socks and sandles were a dead give away.

[@kellpayn22]

one day you will mess with the wrong person

[@FranchiseCityOnline]

Angrybones rocking those sandals and socks

[@bcampbell12095]

God I was hoping for this comment

[@adelinenicholas922]

Don't forget the blue gloves.

[@Kat.Evangeline14]

You sound like you watch 'SC Reviews' - he always says stuff like that. 😉

[@stevethewallbeater9907]

@@adelinenicholas922 and the poooosay mask

[@whyhellotherestranger]

That was Dodgers shirt before. It's a LAzybones shirt now

[@OnTheArchipelago]

LOL

[@gdaversa19]

he just bought that shirt too.

[@zedvids]

cart narc marketing merch right here

[@thebroadwyz]

@@gdaversa19 nah he brought it out of hiding 😂

[@DiamondSupplyC0]

Aight that was a good one lmao

[@Zips_ndablender]

I'm glad KZbin revenue can fund such selfless services countrywide. I'm an avid watcher and see you state to state putting your safety on the line for the betterment of the human race. I once was a cartboy so this hits home for me.

[@dovthiessen]

I was once a cartboy and I also once had a stray cart slam into my brand new car causing $1,000 in damage.

[@albinotortuga375]

Me too.

[@tacowizard5912]

thank you for your service. hopefully you retired or that is very selfish to quit such a job brings such change to the world.

[@Kat.Evangeline14]

Ppl shouldn't have to pick up after Lazybones regardless of their job imo.

[@robg7970]

I truly wish aliens would attack earth and destroy everything .. we are regressing as a society , and a reset is greatly needed . The cringe is real

[@stevebailey325]

It absolutely amazes me how much time and anger these folks spend on refuting cart narcs. THEY COULD HAVE RETURNED, WASH AND DRIED THE CART IN THAT AMOUNT OF TIME.

[@hdezoo]

This needs to be a regular job that people have at every store. I would pay someone to nark in my town.

[@MrGreatnessHimself]

Thank you for your service Agent Sebastien

[@jh1328]

“Don’t touch my car...because it’s Mercedes that’s over 10 years old and it’s worth 2,000 dollars.”

[@cbw56]

exactly what i was thinking, haha.. those things are money pits after 3 years

[@carbuff81]

@@cbw56 10 years old, its more like 20 years old lol.

[@Atl-jv1kw]

@@carbuff81 Id say 14 or 15 years old

[@carbuff81]

@@Atl-jv1kw Well, I looked it up and I was very very close, I was only off by 1 year. It is a 2001 Mercedes S430.

[@carbuff81]

@Christy Lol, I'd love to know how many miles he has on it. It's in good condition for 19 years old.

[@redactedbananas]

"I don't get paid to load my stuff up." He wants someone to pay HIM to go shopping?

[@dawsonhebert5601]

I love when ppl hope out of the car and agent Sebastian greets them like it’s there first time

[@jamesbennett5189]

That guys gonna have quite a story to tell. This dude obsessed with shopping carts was literally chasing me because I'm a lazy bones and didn't put my cart back.

[@freebird7719]

The amount of time he spent arguing, he could've just returned the cart and been done. Chasing the guy at the stop sign, Lazy bug and litter bug lol

[@farkbodark7462]

Whoa. You just invented the new term “angry bones” - I must say, I love it.

[@Dusskulll]

I am a Walmart cart pusher and I love these videos

[@clarkkc11]

The shirt was missing a big ole "-ZY BONES"

[@christianheaps9711]

The guy could’ve taken a thousand carts back in the amount of time it took to get angry lol. Sebas, you’re a saint 🤣

[@VilifiedLogic]

This was almost as good as the fat bearded guy in the blue sweat shirt who went and got the manager.

[@victoriasmith2965]

What is that video called ?

[@VilifiedLogic]

@@victoriasmith2965 “I’m a fat a-hole”

[@J-BombRob]

@@victoriasmith2965 kzbin.info/www/bejne/gKDZen6Yrb-jhLs

[@sethe171]

This one is a distant second place. Truck guy was the best narc bust ever.

[@abccoy]

@@sethe171 Yep

[@Emphasis213]

This is great insight on how most people go overboard when caught doing something insignificant and then they go overboard when u touch their car.

[@TheBrokeCollegeStudent]

He’s just unlocking all of the bones🤣

[@mitchm5049]

*gets out of the car for the 2nd time* “how’s it going 😃”

[@netriine]

Gotta respect his commitment to the bit. The timing getting in and out of the car was *chef's kiss*

[@Vamtrix]

He wants you inside him, Cart Narc. 😂

[@alleywaytc2696]

When lazybones say, "They pay someone to collect the carts," I have a nice analogy for them: "The stores also have maintenance to keep the store clean. Does that make it alright for me to take a drink into the store, decide I've had enough, pour the drink onto the floor, and then toss the cup somewhere?" I mean, sure, I'm being lazy and making a mess that could potentially hurt someone, but the store pays people to clean up messes, so it's their responsibility. Besides, I'm not being paid to be responsible by the store! Bleeeeeh. Some people really need to stop being so pathetic and lazy.

[@harlanprojects]

Great point Analogybonez!

[@snrnsjd]

Great analogy!

[@seekeroffreedom]

"Will you be my snuggle bug...?" I about died!!!

[@tophsoutdoors]

The sound of the door closing, the magnet hitting the car and the door opening is sooooo satisfying.

[@Warner1929]

"Sir, you're a criminal in regards to being a nice person right now, and a responsible adult." Well said Agent Sebastian.👏

[@Superunknown190]

I love how they call themselves agents. Imagine if Sebastian was in the Matrix. “Mr. Anderson, we just want some cooperation and for you to stop being a lazybones.”

[@Rhoso7]

Excellent performance by Agent Sebastian. Those top-tier analogies would have convinced me!

[@jeffmbohrer]

This man was obviously late for performing a surgical procedure.

[@eternalextrapolations]

It's the only thing that could explain the mask and gloves

[@derekmartin1581]

Hahahah

[@crossingthechannel4631]

Probably a self-performing lobotomy

[@bradenjames213]

I’m dead!! Lol

[@pgroove163]

cart man saved a human life

[@dirtroadsandwoodstoves]

Great stuff. It's amazing how triggered people become just from being questioned about their actions. Also amazing - the level and intensity of training the Cart Narcs must endure to gain such speed and agility. Truly exceptional servants of common decency and personal responsibility. 🇺🇸

[@Darkhare33]

I actually use cart narcs videos to teach prison guards the art of distance management in conflict and deescalation... it's master class

[@jonathannguyen9425]

I appreciate everything you put into the video. You choose your words carefully: never shame their body or their car (financial standing). You persist on common courtesy and insist on their character. You never call them names as you just attribute their characteristics (e.g., lazy, angry) and add the suffix “-bones.” Magnets keep it nice and legal as it’s not permanent. Well done!

[@georgemorris8317]

There's definitely a LOT of planning with these videos, and likely regular conversations with attorneys. I'm actually curious if the number on the magnet takes the gag further and actually has someone answering trying to "counsel" the lazybones or if it is a recorded line that basically tells them they got punked lol. Maybe cart narcs will clue us in on this.

[@MajesticWaffle]

@@georgemorris8317 would he really not be legally in trouble for throwing that on somebody's car? Even if it isn't permanent damage its still someone else's property, always been curious how he gets away with it

[@AFTERPROWRESTLING]

They shame people all the time example Lazy bones "Ill hurt you" Cart narc "I don't believe that you can catch me" Referring to either being old or fat!

[@Chaylubb]

@@AFTERPROWRESTLING It's not because they're old or fat, it's because of his excellent training as a Cart Narc agent

[@zuckoVAL]

@@MajesticWaffle even if he could be in legal trouble who would spend thousands of dollars just to get someone in trouble that wasted at maximum 10 minutes of their lives. those are just empty threats

[@scottmcwave9479]

Did anyone count how many times he said “don’t touch my car” 😆

[@rogerkinard7446]

With all the varying statements he made to Agent Sebastion, I counted 26 times: ”don't touch my car,” or ”leave my car alone !!!” 😲😳😬😉😁🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@mishasweet4780]

A new drinking game maybe? A short every time he says "dont touch my car"

[@mattymiller3789]

How to die in under 5 minutes! Woo!

[@vinniedeluca2188]

18

[@georgemorris8317]

It would make for an excellent drinking game. Watch cart narc videos and take a shot every time someone says that. Take 2 shots when they don't actually take something back. Can replace drinking with smoking too.... lol

[@binkersbonkers244]

I needed this channel SO BAD!! Thank you so much for what you do! The world is full of laziness and selfishness.. well America at least

[@Rayofsunshine11]

I loved the foot pursuit!!! These people never admit fault its amazing.

[@germanmg42]

I just give ya this magnet here.... Clank lol... I love how he walks back to the car everytime dude turns his back lol... Priceless lol

[@PATSNATION-bf6uk]

"Leave my car alone" repeats 150 times, exactly like a child who cant express themselves properly

[@devideomeneer]

I love how every time the man opens his door after attempting to sit it carries more speed when he opens it. You can basically measure the mans stress levels.

[@MoMadNU]

Notice how quickly he shifts the focus to his car and not the failure to return the cart. What a person sees as precious says so much about their character.

[@moontan_]

This is the best channel discovery in years.

[@radfoo72]

"My heart is piss water" 😂😂😂 People just keep getting stupider and stupider🤦🏻‍♂️

[@skywolfx76]

Actually he said "my heart's pumping piss water for you, dude" which is even funnier lol

[@Nunya.Bidness]

I really enjoyed the Cart Narcs speed training. Lazy bones only have to push a gas pedal.

[@dietrichpriebe9279]

I don't think I've ever seen a fast lazybones

[@pepperwestwood]

He never answered the question about dumping 💦 and 💩 on the hotel bedsheets 🤨

[@pepperwestwood]

Pretty sus.

[@OhSnapACupcake]

Watch as the majestic Mercedes owner appears in his natural habitat of self loathing and hatred of humanity. Oh how beautiful he is....

[@wranglerstar]

The best one yet, HA!

[@leroyfox753]

Wow Wranglerstar in the comments of a random video, awesome! I know not only would you take the cart back you would wash it, and grease the wheels before hand....as a good professional home owner should. :)

[@jamieayy260]

Wranglerstar wowwwww!!!!!! You’re one of the all time best KZbin’s Jamie. Perth, Australia 👌🏻

[@TheDogggrecords]

Oh wow! Didn't expect to run across one of my heroes in the comment section, nice! And yes, I think this might be my new favorite 🤣

[@argonaut6386]

The amount of time and energy this guy spent getting in and out of his car, walking around and arguing he could have taken the trolley back several times lol.

[@TheMarkyd]

"Will you be my snuggle bug" 😂😂😂 Love your work! Keep it up!

[@LilPony]

i’m a simple man. i get a cart narcs notification, i click.

[@johnfromtoronto3610]

I love how Agent Sebastian waits until the lazybones is seated before applying the magnet. I am a lazybones myself, and I hate getting up right after sitting down.

[@grapesoder1301]

love how fast he switches from backing away to following, he is always on them

[@BlackCat-uj1lx]

The angry bones in them always rises more when u bring out the magnet 100%😭😭😭😭

[@smilingdinosaurs]

agent sebastion you rock really putting your training to the test in this one

[@Joeyjayc]

"Well its my job, I'm the cart narc" lmao

[@yomamaso1657]

I would of told him a Giants fan would never leave their cart out

[@grammarofficer9985]

*would have

[@abbysimmons3258]

"My hearts pumpin piss-water for yah dude" That's gotta be the best retort ever slung at the CartNarcs!😂😂🤣🤣

[@aServant4JC]

Wish ida thought of this. Love his sirens he mimics at beginning of some of em. It’s gold I think he oughta start every investigation with sirens

[@michaelwblade]

Omg The time it took him to Argue with you he could’ve taken his card back instead some people just have to be right instead of doing the right thing love what you’re doing brother

[@mikereynolds6118]

He's persistence without cursing and only calling out the truth & facts make me love this channel just that much more.

[@jonathanbuyno9461]

The magnet always sends em flying!!Hahaha🤣 Then the dude throws it again lol

[@haj5192000]

the "or what?" really threw bro for a loop

[@frankevans831]

Like a good citizen I always return my cart😎✌

[@nickhammersonrocks]

THAT GUY DOESN'T HAVE TIME TO PUT HIS CART BACK BECAUSE HE'S OBVIOUSLY LATE FOR A PROSTATE EXAM WHICH HE IS ADMINISTERING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@johnhud2536]

“Cart Narcs at your service” while running past random guy 😂

[@jrynusn]

I appreciate you, Agent Sebastian. I feel your judgment every time I roll the cart to my car so I put it in the coral afterward.

[@hhottsfishing]

Love to see the originality. Haven't seen one channel cover this issue. Very entertaining with a good message.

[@johndough2523]

Of course he drives a Benz

[@runningkirkwa2934]

Its an 07 model, only wrth $5,000- 10,000. This guy is in loser denial

[@joesigl3022]

@@runningkirkwa2934 drives a money pit. That is why his attitude is so pissy.

[@SafetyisFirst]

Gloves and socks with sandals he was on the edge regardless of this encounter.

[@mierezsaturday1452]

Deep deep facts.

[@vincent9095]

As a Dodger fan, we DO NOT CLAIM HIM !!

[@joserogan7794]

This guy is the human version of Roger from American Dad

[@LU.SMACCR]

I ctfu when he placed the magnet on the tail then yelled cart narcs out! 🤣🤣

[@k1ll5w1tch]

I love when he gets back out of the car and he says "hows it goin" I died😂😂😂😂😂 like it's a whole new conversation

[@jason300c1]

Very enjoyable, this was a good one... you handled yourself very well

[@Kamikaze_4]

Your dedication is amazing!

[@gardnerpost6529]

He got the message just didn’t care

[@gardnerpost6529]

@fthsfrlhsjfrgtthjf either way asshole!!

[@CrowsAreMurder]

This and the aging hippy in the Prius screaming at him in Naples FL, and the guy in Long Island that was probably a cop are my favorites.

[@dutchweeks1]

"Don't touch my car!" Proper response: "Don't touch everybody else's car."

[@Girosingrecce]

Everybody gangster until the magnet arrives

[@rikeep]

LA on his shirt is Lazybones Anonymous

[@grammarofficer9985]

No, that's the LA dodgers.

[@borlanderobertson5666]

This channel makes me want to never get angry and look like a pos

[@bucharestbiketraffic]

Don't touch my car! DON'T TOUCH MY CAR! :))))

[@Mellow987865]

Also important to bring up the point that employees who are paid to return carts are paid to return carts from the cart corral not to search the parking lot for wandering carts. The customer it’s supposed to bring the carts to the cart corral where the employee is paid to bring the cards from the cart corral to the store. Very simple. love what you’re doing!

[@Turbo10-8]

"lazy bones" I love it!

[@davide724]

Cart Narc: "Will you be my snuggle bug..." 😃