Labour MP Beats A Man Up

[@CountDankula2]

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[@KorriTimigan]

I wonder if that bloke will use this link to get compensation for being curb stomped by a polly

[@brockobama4408]

After my injury all i could do was lay around playing Raid Shadow Legends

[@secondchance6603]

@RobertSutherland-x1g Are people in Scotland only allowed to advertise Scottish things?

[@elmorientez3787]

​@@brockobama4408 whilst also drinking AG1.

[@secondchance6603]

@RobertSutherland-x1g I think I've worked out what you're trying to say in your mess of a comment. As is usual you, like so many others, take it for granted that I live in the UK/Scotland. Now you're going to tell me it's none of my business then, right?

[@BlackStar2161]

And all the polls said Labour couldn't connect with the voters, now look at them!

[@mgh7634]

Connecting with both rights and lefts!

[@SuperCosmicMutantSquid]

​@@mgh7634 "Ow! You didn't have to connect so hard!"

[@KenOath42]

Equal lefts means unequal rights..

[@andrescubillo7824]

Joe Rogan: all contact full connection… beautiful really high level stuff right here ladies and gentlemen

[@secondchance6603]

"It's different when we do it." - Labour

[@andrewthomson]

Labour literally and figuratively using taxpayers as punching bags.

[@secondchance6603]

He felt threatened which is why he punched a man in the face who had his hands by his sides in an unthreatening manner and then proceeded to lay into him when he was lying on the ground.

[@oz_jones]

Take your like and think what you did

[@DavidHarvey-po9le]

We are alive - we can punch back - are you ready starmer (initial puposefully removed) you defended saville - and the Rotheram rape gangs - go to hell.

[@avrowolf]

"At least we don't beat you with our ideas" Nigel Farage should use this tagline

[@KeyMoveMedia]

Labour sucks everywhere

[@possiblepilotdeviation5791]

He should be in jail. If anyone from the public assaulted an MP, they would be locked away before the day was over.

[@Cobbido]

He is a Kshatriya, higher caste. That comes with benefits. Want to guess who the Brahmin and Untouchable of The West are?

[@jasonotto9126]

If he was brown he would be rewarded come on you know UK is gone

[@NoNowwwell]

2 tiers. You're in the peasant tier.

[@BombingUrToiletAgain]

Unless if the assailant was an islamic child groomer. Can't look racist.

[@canadianeh4792]

Imagine if the MP had assaulted him, he was able to defend himself and got the upper hand. Straight to prison.

[@TheJollyRapscallion]

1. Guy looking away 2. Guy had his hands in his pockets 3. Sucker punch from nowhere 4. throwing punches while he's down. Absolute Coward behavior.

[@ArtistFormerlyKnownAsShitlord]

Politicians; in a nutshell.

[@wolframsteindl2712]

He was a Labour MP, what do you expect?

[@DerangedPokeUser]

Meh, at least he didn't commit the heinous crime of posting a mean message on social media. That would actually get him to jail.

[@meekrob]

Or teaching a pug how to... Nah, even Europe isn't that stupid.

[@chadimirputin2282]

He was beating labour policies into him.😂

[@JackCarsonite]

As is tradition Comrade 😂

[@yoboyfargoth1208]

“Woah… Starmer needs me?”

[@ChaosSwissroIl]

He's Starmer's top guy.

[@EvilMAiq]

Your profile picture shut my brain down for about 3 seconds, lmao

[@thekey1175]

@@ChaosSwissroIl hes going to bat for Starmer

[@TheVincenzoGaming]

No, Fargoth Ur. I haven't seen the heart of lorkan around, please stop asking me.

[@allenkennedy99]

This made me chuckle. Thank you.

[@Anonymous-fc2fk]

Another one who will probably end up walking free. Corrupt to the core.

[@AvengerII]

"I'm an MP! You won't threaten an MP!" Sounds like dialogue from a Judge Dredd movie!

[@Blackstar-yd3yf]

Difference is I respect judge dredd 😂

[@Touay.]

He will just declare himself a muslim or trans ... and then get let off. The police have wrongthink to go after!!!

[@Hat_Uncle]

In Texas it is legally allowed that two guys can agree to fight, mutual consent laws. BUT more than two people isn't allowed.

[@NoneOfyourgoddamnbusiness]

Wasn’t there a case where they tried that defense where it was like one guy versus four, but the judge ruled it was technically inciting a riot so he took the assaults? I can’t find it now.

[@goldilocks913]

Ah Texas!

[@urmom13st.]

Should a governor be attacking his constituents though?

[@matthewfurlani8647]

it's also legally in Oregon surprisingly. you also must be in the presence. of a police officer. the officer must get consent from both parties. it's called mutual combat

[@usern4metak3ns]

the duel law has been nerfed a bit though. it used to be to the death.

[@ulvetid.01]

They. Have. Been. In. Power. 5. Minutes. Jesus christ.

[@GangsterFrankensteinComputer]

WDYM? Amesbury has been a MP since 2017.

[@ulvetid.01]

​@@GangsterFrankensteinComputer I mean they've been I'm the hotseat for all of 5 minutes and they've already called the natives nazis, started mass arrests, run defence for terrorists who merked children and now they're punching people in the streets. This is lack of capacity on a level we have never seen.

[@GangsterFrankensteinComputer]

@Mickyfrench65 This man had been in power for over 5 years. Let me guess, you voted for Labour 2.0. 🚬

[@FredsRandomFinds]

Funny how plod isn't fast tracking this case? Anything to do with the local police commissioner being Labour?

[@Useaname]

They're all the apron brigade

[@SandrasSpicySpanishSalami]

Shocked a labour MP was outside without a bodyguard tbf...

[@usern4metak3ns]

he clearly doesn't fear the streets

[@Tony36271]

He’s Batman

[@alegro4046]

He got the durka durkas on his side.

[@craigdobson9068]

​@@alegro4046where were they then?

[@mechminded2207]

Pretty much all of them go without security.

[@eagle_and_the_dragon]

Hey Dank, I was recently assaulted outside of my local pub. Bloke happened to be my MP. Do you know if I can recieve compensation? Thanks 🙏

[@thomasladders7481]

Just go to the US and take my tax money already.

[@hermaeusmora2945]

So, bad words can land you prison time, but assault just gets an MP suspended? God damn the UK is fucked.

[@jimtaylor294]

*nods in British*

[@oz_jones]

Rules for thee but not for me

[@meekrob]

Leftists are the same everywhere.

[@Elldeeve]

I’d imagine they will investigate it themselves and find themselves innocent

[@Robertarcher2035]

Missed an important point there . The geezer that got punched, had his hands in his pockets …..

[@babayaga6376]

Yeah, you don't agree to fight with your hands in the pocket.

[@347Jimmy]

That is important

[@Mrtwowongs]

Yeah , when having a verbal pop at someone , you always keep your hands in your pocket. Also makes you rubbish in the inevitable punch up 😂

[@Rebrn-bk5em]

@@Mrtwowongseither speech is violence or it isn’t we cannot have it both ways. Imo no verbal altercation warrants physical assault. That’s some Neanderthal reasoning

[@Mrtwowongs]

@@Rebrn-bk5em 🤖

[@davitto01]

Also bad form that he threw a sucker punch while the other guy wasnt acting agressive, was stood with his hands in his pockets not expecting a fight.

[@noneed4sleep64]

> sucker punch Straight to jail. Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars.

[@michaelpendlebury30]

Im from Runcorn, where he was MP, I can tell you that him getting into a pub fist fight is the most Runcorn behaviour ever 😄

[@frogscotch19]

so along with Ricky Jones we are already on 2 arrests of Labour...

[@FredrickTesla]

"Now we see the violence inherent in the system. Come and see the violence inherent in the system!" "Bloody Peasant!"

[@Jeremyak]

"such violence - whatever the background to the altercation - is never and should never be justified" Absolute nonsense.

[@Clownacy]

"murder is wrong" Absolute nonsense.

[@BumboLooks]

@@Clownacy allowing pedophiles to live? Absolute nonsense. Allowing Russians to invade Ukraine? Absolute nonsense.

[@Snakedude4life]

“Labour is a party of compassion and lov-“ “I disagree.” “REEEE- THAT’S MY PURSE!” 🎩 🐍 no step on snek!🇺🇸🇭🇰

[@thetruth45678]

THAT'S MY PURSE! I DON'T KNOW YOU! : nutshot : Hank: "That boy ain't right."

[@seanyb5289]

Supreme Comrade Starmlin will be delighted the Stasi are doing their jobs

[@StephenStocks-e1e]

Why hasn’t he been fast tracked to prison?

[@ALovelyBunchOfDragonballz]

Have they consulted the colour swatches?

[@magosofmars8410]

I was friends with a lad who got sucker punched when he was talking to some girls and died on a night out years ago it really changed my perspective on this sort of stuff

[@ROBERTANDERSON-f2f]

In Australia, we call it for what it is, a 'coward punch'.

[@benhunter6194]

Do you remember why the benches in the house of Parliament are two and a half sword lengths apart?

[@lisapop5219]

Not only was it a sucker punch, the man had his hands in his pockets

[@Blackstar-yd3yf]

Brave starmer Brigade

[@DraxxDarlok]

The first fight I ever got into in my teens I gave my opponent a black eye. Next day he caught a softball with the other eye and ended up looking like a raccoon.

[@Bobo-ox7fj]

Ended up looking like a Labour MP's wife

[@DraxxDarlok]

@@Bobo-ox7fj Ouch! 🤣🤣

[@jamesberry664]

Labour party. Stamping on the little man... So the Tory don't dirty they self.

[@mikeallan7740]

I was once attacked by someone outside a pub in Scotland and the police called it a stand up fight even though I didn't start it so it just seems to be up to the police whether you wanted to fight or not. I was fined for breach of the peace too because defending yourself is illegal because fighting bad bad terribad in Scotland.

[@chemillexo]

Is it me or are these lawyer commercials getting LONGER? or am I just aging rapidly seeing them repeatedly?

[@username12120]

It's only 2 minutes, but man is it two minutes that seem to never end. I just flick forward now as soon as it switches frame. Gonna grab sponsor block on my desktop and mobile, fuck this shit.

[@elmorientez3787]

Maybe you've suffered head trauma and are losing track of time. If that's the case, and that injury wasn't your fault, let me tell you something my good man...

[@GangsterFrankensteinComputer]

Get yourself an ad block that automatically skips all the ads.

[@tomhollins5303]

2 Tier policing and justice. No arrest, not being held without bail, no fast track trial.

[@drkRoss89]

Well. That's one way to connect with the constituency.

[@High-Overlord-Snarffie-Pug]

it's so weird to see Dank doing Morgan & Morgan ads, when that company started out in 1977 it opened where I live so I've been seeing commercials for it my entire life

[@terminalpsychosis8022]

Wise words, as usual.

[@TK-30115]

This was especially wild for me as this happened in my hometown. I missed all the coverage for it as I was at work but seeing and recognising the exact spot where it went down was strage for sure.

[@Gallaelwyd]

Thank you for the tip Dank, may i never need to remember it but also hope I do remember it if it's required

[@tomhollins5303]

Lets see if Labour quietly reinstate him into the party once this gets buried.

[@keeperofthecheese]

How does he have the gall to even continue standing as an MP?

[@GangsterFrankensteinComputer]

The guy he punched might be really unpopular lmao.

[@petebagwell6666]

Honor was created by the wise man to take advantage of the fool

[@ALovelyBunchOfDragonballz]

Honor is what men created to separate themselves from animals.

[@flowers_4_alger-hans]

Of course the politician fights dirty.

[@smittywerbenjagermanjensen5210]

Lock him up

[@fintan9705]

Where I'm from there's an old saying that goes "a shut mouth catches no fists."

[@SilentForest-cs9dm]

After listening to the end I say it again. Luv ya lad.

[@peezebeuponyou3774]

The 'threat' to this MP, such as it was, didn't warrant that reaction. He kept his distance, he appeared to be talking, not shouting, and he had his hands in his pockets. Even for the man in the street, this was an over the top reaction- and we have the right to hold those in public office to a higher standard of behaviour.

[@Burning_Dwarf]

I'm not suprised

[@saltymemesmith]

The victim of the labour party member needs your sponsorship link 😂

[@dogmadogma5398]

He might as well have had "I'm better than you" knuckle dusters on !

[@lo-fiFromChicago]

Dankula advertising ambulance chasers smh

[@Mitjitsu]

At least he's reaching out to his constituent. Can't say that for most other MP's.

[@imachickenloloriginal5332]

we all know how this will go. MP will be free to go and the guy he punched will be in jail

[@carlhartwell7978]

Sage words Master Dank

[@camacassie]

I do wonder what was said, in the first place.

[@MarfTheUnbearable]

Hurt in Transylvania? Call Count Dankula!

[@Shadow_Wraith]

Bet he plays the mental health card and gets off.

[@marktyler3381]

Very insightful

[@TreeFrogOnATree]

Lmao the accident lawyer ad for this vid xdd

[@aeriumfour6096]

Labour all of a sudden: well, now let`s wait for the investigation, context matters

[@thomasjones1682]

GOOO'OOOON SON. WORLD FAHKIN STAR!!!

[@seanyb5289]

WORLD STARMER

[@CaptZenPetabyte]

The 'One Punch' singing was *absolutely* funny!

[@tuseau]

A perfect analogy for Labour’s attitude towards the British people.

[@saulgoodman1937]

Two Tier Keir strikes again

[@andrewelliott4436]

Classy!

[@Bloodlustian]

Happened to me too Dankula. Drunk guy got punched and fell back and split his head on a set of stairs. Within 3 months of working there. We we're closed 2 days later. From what I can remember of 4je situation the dude got 12 years and our bouncers lost their licence for failing to stop intervene.

[@practive65]

I thought I was done with injury lawyer ads when I stopped staying home sick as a kid watching the Price is Right.

[@neckrite001]

Wow just wow.

[@jmace2424]

Wait. He is still allowed in Parliament?! He should have to go to jail where Labour has stuck all their ideological enemies.

[@O-bearer-mine]

3:49 Threatening with position of authority and physical violence? Please someone remind him he isn't above the law.

[@benanderson1176]

You get what you voted for 👍

[@urmom13st.]

Dumb comment. 80% of the nation did not vote for this.

[@jamesberry664]

We tried to tell them

[@Jaymark-gk4li]

Whole new meaning to 'Whip'..😅😂

[@arthurp.8499]

my childhood best friend's dad was a former bouncer and security worker from NYC and Dankula reminds me so much of him lol. Like the whole talk about how to beat someone up but not catch a murder or manslaughter charge made me feel like I was back in their living room again lol. I always remember him telling us to not fuck up and get him in trouble when we went out and did shit as teenagers lol.

[@viktorgabriel2554]

Why is he not in jail

[@TheCrusaderKing]

But but they're so tolerant...

[@MattG-vs2rt]

Iv'e always considered blokes who punch someone while their hands are in their pockets to be cowards of the highest order.

[@chocolate-teapot]

Sounds like a new superhero "I'm an MP!" Is their catchphrase

[@Rob_Star]

@0:06 it was outside a Taxi office, not a pub

[@BillyTheKidsGhost]

Finally, an MP that can back up his words, with his fist...

[@velentr]

On a man with both hands in his pockets.

[@BillyTheKidsGhost]

@@velentr 😄 Yeah, well what do you expect from a commie pencel pucher?

[@Rangerkent]

Good stuff

[@Irishgamer01]

Not a laughing matter.

[@ninjaofspades]

Mutual Combat is recognized in a few states

[@ErAvUlGaRiS-gv9wi]

Didn't he post a few year ago that anyone found guilty of assault was up for a 5 year stretch? He best get ready

[@mythatsabigone2500]

Jail time ? 😂

[@Bigtimecharlie1349]

He went full Prescott on him 😂

[@SilentForest-cs9dm]

Luv ya lad

[@nihilistlivesmatter]

I have visions of Rocky Balboa saying to Clubber Lang: 'You aint so bad, you aint so bad.... I'm an MP!!'

[@Tony36271]

Labour has started off with a bang 😂

[@peezebeuponyou3774]

He's definitely a practitioner of the ancient Welsh martial art of Llap Goch- "render your assailant unconscious before he is even aware of your very existence". 😂

[@daywither927]

The one time where the sponsor ad is relevant, lol.

[@TruthC03]

First time a communist ever won a fight

[@greenglassrecycling]

Not really unfortunately

[@Redpilledaryan88]

Don't forget the opponent was probably also one, so it doesn' count

[@meekrob]

​@@Redpilledaryan88 Stalin, Pol Pot, Castro... Yep, it checks out.

[@HerbertDuckshort]

Amesbury should have shouted "take that"!...Gary Barlow is from Frodsham........just sayin'.

[@joemurray8902]

"ONE PUUUNNNNCH!!!" ya da da da da .... yes it was funny!

[@dianeoliver6622]

He wasn’t standing in a threatening way.

[@darkdimension4323]

disgraceful behaviour from a member of Parliament, they should be a wee bit more professional if you can't take some verbal abuse you're in the wrong job

[@sashadrincic7895]

A number of places in the northwest of the US, most notably Seattle, have "mutual combat" laws for similar reasons. Cops just didn't have time to process drunks.

[@terrywuckfit3393]

Two Tiers told all MPs to connect more with the electorate. Dont think he meant via the medium of left hooks.

[@fpmclovin2014]

THATS MY PURSE….I DONT KNOW YOU