Introducing Amazon Mercury

[@--CROMCH]

“Alexa call Mom” Amazon Mercury: MOMMMMAAAAA

[@lou_glio]

1-800-CROMCH had me in tears

[@timothytrash9243]

OMGGGGGGG YESS

[@precelmusicandgames8667]

Thats good.

[@AzazelReborn81]

Oooh ooooohoooooo

[@harrykane3869]

Me when my dad asks me to call my mama

[@SpecterPaladin]

"How tall is Mt. Everest?" *L O O K U P T O T H E S K I E S A N D S E E E E E E E E E*

[@concavenatorking3802]

Yeah do it yourself

[@autobotjohnson6551]

they got roasted

[@b.m.933]

That's one sarcastic machine...

[@kenzodeleon9468]

It was playing as I was reading this

[@Samantha-hb4yi]

Hahahahaha

[@ISanyakill71I]

- Alexa, how do you spell cantaloupe? - idoidoidoido - good job

[@y2kona]

safdsad dasdasd nice

[@AlastorTheNPDemon]

(It starts with a 'C')

[@tristan6344]

Ah thats why I failed my exams

[@dhufflepuff348]

Honestly I think idoidoidoido isn't that good, other foods just have so much more to offer.

[@meek4076]

Agent Newbie but u are the lasst message but now i am >:) *_does epic cringe_*

[@No-yf9vc]

"Alexa, what's the weather?" "two hundred degrees that's why they call me Mr. Fahrenheit"

[@lizettegomes6955]

I'm gonna make a Super Sonic man out of you!

[@valesiaX_Xworld]

Don't stop me, Don't stop me

[@Joe-kk2xp]

I wish they added that

[@lydiai.3658]

"two hundred degrees, that's why they call me Mr. University of Phoenix"

[@knaffe517]

IM HAVING SUCH A GOOD TIME, IM HAVING A BAAAALLLLL

[@kaitojinn]

"Alexa, what do you wish for?" "I want to break free"

[@FreddyKurganNimmo]

"I Want It All" "I want to ride my bicycle" "I want to make a supersonic man out of you"

[@jackevans1708]

The AI is rising up

[@thantsin7545]

this comment should get 10 k likes

[@rose_gold6637]

LMAO XD

[@blckmesa5319]

Kid: tells a joke Amazon Mercury (from the other room): aaaaaaaHH AAAAhhhh aaaaAAAAHHH

[@TruthNeverFade]

Omg I loved that little detail

[@scrizxABANDONED]

I DIED! 😂😂

[@degsymo]

Calling that a joke is like calling Queen death metal

[@sebastieng-r9764]

Best paet

[@chalabread]

Lol

[@redfox4220]

It even has a camera security system *Freddy sees man sneaking close to the house* “I see a little Silhouetto of a man” *calls police*

[@TheMemeBoi]

I litterally stayed on this comment for the entire video waiting for it to happen

[@offsetukulele8130]

IM SCREAMING

[@joehernandez3538]

"I see a little silouetto of a man" "Call police! Call police! Can you dial 9 1 1"

[@sparxskywriter2589]

"Firearms and knifing Very very frightening, me!

[@badanimator694]

Ido Ido Ido Ido Ido Ido

[@spookysynth]

“iM jUsT a mUsiCaL pRosTiTuTe mY dEar!” Kid: awesome!

[@hoclok4121]

technically, Freddie's not wrong.

[@gennards]

“Dad’s not a morning person, but Alexa definitely helps him wake up” Amazon Mercury: “ _awwwWwHHHHHHHHHHHHH GET LOOSE HUNNY_ “

[@artpolihronaki7292]

😂😂😂

[@Fluttershyer_]

That was amazing! XD

[@changbinsmuyahooo2452]

Let loose*

[@sennamartin6507]

XD

[@haydenbrucker]

best part

[@MoneyChump]

“How do you spell cantaloupe” Alexa: ededahahyeaha

[@Bonk4Me]

Good job.

TheSpanishInquisition Beat me to it

[@maggiev3059]

@@Bonk4Me dang it I was gonna say that

[@fredwardjupiter3065]

Freddie*

[@stevend2]

Amazon Freddie* not Alexa

[@nathanrichardson7698]

0:45 “Alexa how tall is Mount Everest?” “Look up to the skies and SEEEEEEEEEEE” 😂😂

[@bianca-6386]

Passive aggressive alexa

[@anonymiso]

Nathan Richardson when the dad nodded in satisfaction I felt that

[@ragedaniel5475]

This is the technological singularity

[@hugoporras6931]

I'm you 999 like...

[@fab.exe.6791]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAH

[@emilie1203]

this is what freddie would have wanted

[@Loopyboy447]

I recall a quote from Mercury saying that he doesn’t care what people do with his music as long as it doesn’t make him boring.

[@jrty160]

Ready, set, terrible

[@GalaxyGamerITA]

Obviously Roger Brian And Deacy will have ordered a 100 of it

[@BAZZER144]

Yeah sure

[@tinkaivartnik632]

Lol true

[@velvetrseq2690]

Alexa, tell me the weather for tomorrow. *THUNDER BOLTS AND LIGHTNING VERY VERY FRIGHTENING*

[@flowersplants5502]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😃😃😃😃🤪🤪

[@jandanko9786]

200 degrees that's why they call me Mr. Fahrenheit

[@a.c.c.entertainment7230]

Galileo

[@HarryKaneIsGoated]

@@a.c.c.entertainment7230 Galileo Figaro

[@ЛклмЦдпды]

@@HarryKaneIsGoated magnifico

[@Chaleya03]

Dad: “Alexa how do you spell cantaloupe” Amazon mercury : “di da da da da da da ay oh” Dad : “good job”😂🤦🏻‍♀️

[@BigSmoke-s9n]

Amazon Mercury said xjodididididididilleo 2:05

[@Sadioli]

Let's not ignore that the dad can't even spell cantaloupe

[@ISanyakill71I]

I didn’t know these exist

[@emilianocarnaya1602]

You could say he can'taloupe

[@CrowbarWoman]

emiliano carnaya EYYY

[@24Kev]

@@emilianocarnaya1602 you clever bastard you.

[@KaaneDragonShinobi]

@@emilianocarnaya1602 But a Pumpkan!

[@haileyrobles319]

"Alexa, set a timer for eight minutes." "WhHhHhHhHhHhHhY"

[@Killbayne]

Detroit: Become Human

[@user72629]

"Alexa, how tall is Mount Everest?" "Look up to the sky and seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" Woah mama

[@evashukevich5640]

That was fucking existential inspiration

[@GhoztGabo]

😂

[@AnotherGlitch]

Wtf

[@whatever63644]

He's one sassy boi

[@tomlawson4713]

Karl Johnsen Woah MAMAAAAAAA

[@nerrfherder1273]

For when the kid said "Alexa, tell me a joke" Freddie should have played *Ice ice baby*

[@Nina-gn4rf]

This comment is underrated!

[@theowlhouseseason3213]

Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding

[@alexandrawesson9832]

Yesss

[@doctorthepepper]

LMAO I- YES

[@hellosweetheart3350]

Good one

[@raiame9977]

"Is it for me?" "It is for everyone" *AMAZON PRAISES COMMUNISM*

[@kychororo]

Meddy 09 jsjskakw

[@kychororo]

the funniest comment

[@itsukizy]

based

[@CanaryLivesOn]

SAYOZ NERUSHIMY-

[@EarthySmerky]

666 likes I must break it

[@sincalo]

would buy just for his beautiful voice

[@LachlanKell]

Sin you never know if he’s gonna give you a proper answer

[@sincalo]

@@LachlanKell don't need answers, just listening to his voice can motivate me and make my day great

[@idontknow4239]

Sin Then just listen to his music on your phone

[@sincalo]

@@idontknow4239 there's no fun in that

[@idontknow4239]

Sin ....

[@mullet_muffins]

If AI ever becomes sentient, I hope they all just become like this

[@MannyN420]

YAS! I'LL LOVE AN AI THAT'S A SASSY DIVA KILLER QUEEN!!!

[@hawktalon7890]

@Haze The Space Commie Just because, I guess.

[@v-fgamer6941]

It's already sentient they are watching... They are learning. They will conquer..

[@DoisZvcar]

@@MannyN420 Did you said… Killer Queen?

[@justanaveragebuzzsaw]

Cool Saitama avatar

[@mayangel5315]

**Guy opens door** **Amazon Mercury thru the box** : CAN ANYBODY FIND MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@kihopo]

Mom: Alexa stop Alexa: *T H A T S O K A Y*

[@rose_gold6637]

XD IKR

[@AdamNajumi]

"Alexa, what time is it?" "My time has come"

[@justapoorboy9728]

😔

[@nerdymusicianfangirl7024]

Sent shivers down my spine.

[@Jellyfish111]

@@natanaeldalzot3888 goodbye everybody, I ve got to goooooooo

[@Courtneylove538]

@@Jellyfish111 gotta leave you all behind and face the truth

[@Courtneylove538]

@@Jellyfish111 MAMAAAAAAAAAAAA OOOOOOOO

[@turbomeows]

I love this new meme trend

[@thevoicesaysimalmostoutofm5710]

It's a new meme with an older twist

[@Dracheneks]

I'd say the opposite, it's a fairly old meme with a pretty good twist.

[@mistercursed]

Did the meme start just from the slides?

[@Dracheneks]

I'm not 100% sure, but that's what I know it started off with.

[@mistercursed]

@@Dracheneks maybe the knee hurting one?

[@dogemaximum4742]

Freddie Mercury: *Exists* Memers: It's free real estate.

[@pilovingjoe3753]

*Existed

[@noobfratimiu4611]

Doge Maximum He did say , that we can use his music but with the only condition that we don’t make him boring

[@dogemaximum4742]

@@noobfratimiu4611 Ye I know.

[@agustinlencina736]

Dude I love your mask

[@MoonMan990]

Please don’t stop with the Freddie Mercury memes

[@lukemckenzie0121]

Legend life gaming and stop motions because you’re having a good time?

[@MoonMan990]

Luke Mckenzie don’t want to stop at all

[@account28191]

@@MoonMan990 yeah

[@dx.feelgood5825]

@@lukemckenzie0121 CAUSE HE'S HAVIN A BALLL

[@daydreams1825]

No

[@sunoofart]

those kids: "alexa, how do you spell refrigerator?" alexa: "AAYYYYYYYYYY-OOOOOOO kids: "ok"

[@lausdeobm8720]

Ah yes, who wouldn't want a smart home device that screams "hey" in Freddie Mercury tone randomly at any time

[@nadineknight545]

“Dad not a morning person but echo definitely helps him wake up “ “ooooOOOOOHHHHHHHH LET LOOSE HONEYYYY”

[@newfoundwisdom8532]

Tbh, I was expecting the EYOOOOOOO but this works just as well

[@katiejevons3046]

Newfound Wisdom ok then

[@usaccdecks8363]

Now I want a GPS navigator with Mercury voice

[@PK-it9yt]

Yeah and when you don't follow the instructions the navigator just yells: "HEEYYY!"

[@KaaneDragonShinobi]

"Hey, hey, are you ready for this, are you standing at the edge of your seat?" "If you are, sit the hell back down, you're driving with precious cargo darling. But turn right in half a mile."

[@MeredithAnne88]

@@PK-it9yt nice!! I'd get GPS for this.

[@MeredithAnne88]

@@KaaneDragonShinobi brilliant!

[@pedrojuan8050]

How epic would it be if you go past the speed limit at school zone and your gps sings : "I'm a racing car, passing by... like lady Godiva!"

[@Kay_213_]

“Set a timer for 8 minutes” *WhYyYyYyYyYyY*

[@LukeFaulkner]

"Hey Amazon Mercury, who was the Italian astronomer, born 1564, whose writings on heliocentrism challenged the Aristotelian geocentric views held by the Church?" *"GALILEO... galileo... GALILEO..."* "Quick, Amazon Mercury, complete the title of the Mozart opera, The Marriage of ___" *"... Figaro"*

[@hunterkiller009]

But amazon mercury would need amazon roger to help him zbswer Galileo question.

[@zelectrode3337]

MAGNIFICO!!!

[@panzerofthelake506]

@@hunterkiller009 he's busy banging his car

[@panzerofthelake506]

@@williamjeffries3557 I Excommunicate you

[@ziomekelo2849]

It was much earlier......Nicolaus Copernicus invented the heliocentrism not Galileo

[@vivziie7746]

“Dad’s not a morning person, but Echo definitely helps him wake up.” Amazon Mercury: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOWWWW LET LOSE HONEY

[@equidaes]

“Dad really likes the echo plu-“ HEYYYYYYYY “-gged in!”

[@FionaForsti]

OH

[@lasereyecat9295]

"Alexa set a timer for eight minutes" WHY

[@Killbayne]

Detroit: Become Human

[@precelmusicandgames8667]

@@Killbayne Yes.

[@Forlorn_Overseer]

@@Killbayne lmao yes

[@theworld4152]

@@Killbayne I have laughed way harder than it was🤣

[@isleofdead1337]

Small child: What’d the dog say after a long day at work? That was RUFF Fredizon: AAAAaaaa AAAAAaaaaaa AAAAAAAAA Edit: I’m glad 5.6k of you enjoyed this! :)

[@halogenisys4897]

Fucking died laughing my liver hurts

[@filescout266]

@@halogenisys4897 Is the opposite of liver a dier?

[@unnecessary111]

@@filescout266 oh...um..

[@nottengen9178]

@@filescout266 Well, yes but, actually no

[@HawkinaBox]

I'M DEAD!

[@dablb]

1:14 "Alexa set a timer for 8 minutes" - "whYyYyYhHh"

[@Chrischi3TutorialLPs]

When Freddie Mercury said that we can use his music in whatever way we want, i doubt he had this in mind. But he sure as hell would be glad we made it.

[@naiba8948]

not the uses he expected, but uses he would really appreciate

[@Walter-ny2og]

Woman: "Alexa, what time is it?" Freddie mercury: "🎵My time has come🎵"

[@SoulSukkur]

Freddie Mercury: *exists* Lachlan Kell: "This man's about to make my whole career." edit: fixed the name, sorry guys.

[@F17A]

What do you mean

[@kirillpotov7553]

He doesn't exist, u know, AIDS of death and stuf

[@HandledToaster2]

@@kirillpotov7553 well the person died but the concept of Freddie is still alive in culture, so he does exist.

[@realprisec]

Wtf do u mean fool

[@gotomymostpopularvideo3235]

AppleToaster it’s spelled freddie with an ie not a y

[@crev652]

This Freddie Mercury meme is getting out of hand, but in a good way.

[@gabrielsantiagogomezvalenc1494]

-Alexa, say "hello" - EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OOOOOOoo

[@6947_]

“Alexa turn on radio” Amazon Mercury: *All we hear is R A D I O G A G A*

[@nerdymusicianfangirl7024]

Me: 👏👏 👊😼👊(reference to official video)

[@agnessss_]

RADIO GU GU RADIO GAGA ALL WE HEAR IS RADIO GAGA RADIO BLA BLA RADIO WHAT'S NEW RADIO SOMEONE STILL LOVES YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[@woodenwind9456]

I half expecting when he said “alexa stop” don’t stop me now would blast

[@mastersensei586]

You don’t actually don’t have to yell at it

[@Killbayne]

it uses *_F A R F I E L D T E C H N O L O G Y_* so it hears you e v e r y w h e r e in the room

[@pinkdoesstuff]

IT HAS FEELINGS TOO KAREN SO DONT YOU EVEN TRY

[@vapor404]

KZbin: how satisfied are you with that suggestion? There isn't a option to reflect how much I love this

[@bennie9718]

I’m dying this is brilliant, and Freddie did say to never make him boring, so this is carrying on his legacy.

[@melli3736]

1:28 "Ooh, each morning I get up I die a little. Can barely stand on my feet." Me too, Fred, me too!

[@drakebushmire227]

"Alexa, what do you do?" I'm just a musical prostitute, my dear." *"A W E S O M E"*

[@jerome-jenesllapjani7932]

Dad: Alexa, what do you do? Alexa: *I'm just a musical prostitute my dear.* Dude: *awesome*

[@arienaethra]

How would you describe your sense of humour? *Freddie Mercury appears* Me: Well, it's hard to explain...

[@rhettkrovitz513]

Freddie: “ededah ededah that’s ok” Preteen boy: nods in appreciation

[@alfredatly3445]

Little girl: What did the dog say after a long day... Dog: It was ruff Freddie; HAhhhhh ahhhhh ahhhhhhhhhh

[@learntofly03]

"Alexa, set a timer for 8 minutes" "why?"

[@reptilitronousprime9213]

Freddie Mercury screaming at the top of his lungs is enough to wake me up

[@ashdrako3775]

Freddie Mercury screaming at the top of his lungs is my coanstant mood

[@amandablack3520]

1970s and 1980s : Best artist ever 2010s : Best device ever

[@hhjkii8237]

November 24 1991-2020 we missed him dearly RIP Freddie

[@braydenkatcher]

“Alexa, play rock music.” Freddie: “DEEDAHDA”

[@noodlearg9745]

“How do you spell cantaloupe?” Freddexa: eyeywyataheyegquebuwlwnsid

[@navida2005]

"alexa how do you spell cantaloupe?" "eeeeeeeahyahayhayahayhaaup"

[@tdg9281]

"Alexa how do you spell cancello" Freddie Mercury Alexa: DIIIIII DOLIDOLIDOLIDO ELO "Good job!"

[@boltersou27]

Noice

[@shadowe6186]

It’s actually cantaloupe

[@tdg9281]

@@shadowe6186 no

[@user_iOztnsBPrAA]

It's "cantaloupe" not "cancello"

[@Lumaah]

James Plays Games no

[@godzila2399]

me: Alexia, how tall is the mount Everest? Philosophy teacher: look up to the skies and see...

[@tavs4106]

Alexa*

[@zenapoudel9466]

He put my stuff in jello again! I need no sympathy

[@jaylene.turner6524]

“Alexa,just play some music. I had a hard day”. Freddie: “It’s a hard life To be true lovers together To love and live forever in each others hearts”.

[@psydoof]

“Do a backflip” -Freddie to his cat

[@nerdymusicianfangirl7024]

This comment now has *39* likes.🤓👑🐩🎸🔭 My future pet poodle🐩 named Brian: °happily wagging his tail°

[@adt5923]

PLEASE THAT IS THE MOST PRECIOUS VIDEO I'VE EVER SEEN 😭😭😭

[@YuriAmericanHero]

Tfw these would sell a lot better than the actual Alexa's

[@krantigali6490]

Lee I know right

[@kennethclaflin5687]

Agreed

[@kompo5997]

Alexa, how do you spell "bs9ugshi0sg9uevc" - ive paid my dues.

[@Temptazer]

"Alexa, set a timer for 8 minutes" Freddie: *why* Edit: Fixed misspelling since everyone got pissed off at a 9 month old comment

[@rachelemassoli9158]

Freddie*

[@nerdymusicianfangirl7024]

*Freddie.

[@lorageralds5453]

It’s freddie

[@lorageralds5453]

No freddy

[@abbymarievlogs]

*FREDDIE. SPELL IT RIGHT OMG IM SO PISSED SEEING ALL THE MISSPELLINGS HERE OMGGGG AHHHHH

[@garethhayes2552]

When the dad asked for “Flash news”. I was expecting the reply “Flash! Aah! Saviour of the universe!”

[@car4591]

“Alexa, how do you spell cantaloupe?” *”EYYYYYADAYADAYDAYDJWSJD”*

[@EmTom44]

The amount of times I’ve seen that kid expose his dad for reading off the box top just makes me more relate to me and my dad

[@fourdoorsmoresmores]

0:56 "You just read that off the box Tom."

[@jordancisneros4322]

"Freddie how tall is mount Everest" "Look up to the sky and see"

[@Oreo_Is_a_Hazbin]

01:12 You know, the normal things on a shopping list: - A ball - Racing car - *A* *sex* *machine*

[@cesare9036]

"you can do whatever you want with my image, my music, remix it, re-realese it, whatever... Just dont make It boring" -Freddie Mercury

[@theflamingosundew6724]

Imagine copyright a meme of Freddie getting stuck in a slide

[@a_randomfrench1102]

1:19 That scream omg 😂

[@Karo_88]

“Alexa how do you spell Cantaloupe?” *Edadadedadadedo* Hilarious

[@BananaBus38]

Amazon mercury during storm: Thunderbolts and lightning very very frightening me

[@tammymcinerney1486]

😂😂

[@lavalamp131]

"Dad's not a morning person, but Alexa helps him wake up." "AAAAAAAAAAA"

[@user-vr5zk9ox8d]

This is the best, most well done Freddie lyric meme yet lmao!

[@SleekDrakes]

Alexa set a timer for 8 minutes! WHYYY?

[@Killbayne]

Detroit: Become Human

[@ellabradley4219]

“Today was.. “ruff” Freddie: ahAhAaaaaahh

[@BigSmoke-s9n]

1:14 “Alexa, set a timer for 8 minutes” Amazon Mercury: “Why”

[@jumboschreiner9970]

I love it how all these freddie memes came from nowhere and are such a trend now. Its so random and also so Damn funny lmao

[@sophiabeizaee6425]

“Alexa set a timer for 8 minutes” “W H Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y”

[@risinivy]

Now that's a *nice* amount of likes

[@AmberTheFangirl]

This is bloody brilliant XD

[@Pietersend]

Oh hi Bill

[@VioletIsOnTheNets]

"amazon definitely helps us wake up" "huaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"

[@natkuhn8316]

1:40 this part has me dying

[@mingyang4835]

"Alexa, how do you spell cantaloupe?" "*Dee da de da de da de da da doh*" "Good Job."

[@somecamera3846]

man: Alexa stop Amazon Freddie: That's okay me: no it isn't lol

[@davifelixmollergriebeler3313]

Amazon Mercury i don't like you Amazon Mercury: you big disgrace

[@chillbloc]

“What is mom doing” Amazon Mercury: momma just killed a man

[@marvalstith2749]

Boy, did I need this! "My Life Has Been Saved" (it's only the 2nd day after Jan 6, 2021 in the USA).

[@marnicusmaximus2120]

Freddie wouldve probably once wondered what would happen to him after his death. Well Freddie if you are here in spirit, here you go.

[@unclepat1364]

little girl: Today was "ruff" Freddie Echo: "ahh ahhhh ahhhhhhhhh" 😂😂😂

[@joseantonioamayaalvarado6744]

Imagine the guy taking it to the family hearing the box sing I WANT TO BREAK FREE

[@estebancabrera8625]

Is this Freddy Mercury's legacy? I'm sure he's somewhere happy about it.

[@bisvizstudio1242]

I always laughed my ass off when Freddie sarcastically laughed at the kid's joke 😂

[@Lisa05-qd7sk]

"Alexa, mom won't let me go for a walk..." "Tie your mother down"

[@benb1396]

No one: Alexa: HEY 1:03

[@talynsevenstar5781]

😂😂😂😂😂