"Ladki" - Stand Up Comedy by Vivek Samtani

[@Clip-Freak]

just discovered Vivek. His humour/timing/punchlines are totally next level! Next big thing in comedy for sure! Love from Pakistan!

[@HarshKumar-oh7or]

This level of ironic punches were really not expected, you'll be the next big stand up comedian for sure... All the best for your future and wish to see you performing in Bhopal ...

[@VivekSamtani]

Aage share karte rahiye ye video pls

[@bhavikashah8221]

True

[@_Y_B_S_]

i don't think any girl will CUM when he PERFORMS in Bhopal

[@its_vysh]

@@VivekSamtani isliye usne next bola tha 😂😂

[@SwarajBorude-w3d]

@@VivekSamtanibhaiya share kar ne layak nahi hai na par😂😂. But love your shows

[@Xyz-fd2eo]

That ending was literally not expected.! Hats off man. You're going to rock.!♥️

[@anudadhaba4874]

What is so hat's off...total bullshit

[@YutiB]

He has to be the better comedian than anyone I've every heard on KZbin Great jokes man!

[@yashswimanek7584]

You deserve at least a Million subscribers buddy..this and the periods one..both are awesome..cant wait for more such standups of urs.. 🧿❤

[@anudadhaba4874]

लडकियो की बैजती करने लिए मिलियन नही बिलियन मिलने चाहिए इन्हे

[@kajal745]

Bro every joke makes sense and timing perfect , expression, lines overall the best stand up comedy video I have seen in past few months ❤️❤️

[@shobhitparoha7518]

Thanks vivek for telling me about closure after my breakup 😂

[@savan5011]

😂

[@junaydjaved6776]

Bhaiyya ye closer kya hota hai

[@shobhitparoha7518]

@@junaydjaved6776 hota hai , private job walo ko banwana padta hai.

[@anandayush4338]

@@shobhitparoha7518 😂😂😂😂 govt waalo ke liye nahi hai chaubey ji

[@pikaboo623]

Close up

[@lifeftojas]

Bro you are soo good! I especially like how open and bold you were while performing the jokes and I appreciate the audience who listened and took everything in a playful manner

[@VivekSamtani]

Thanks bro

[@sejalbhosale562]

Better than many stand-up comedians !!! You are Surely a firecracker ✨

[@priyathakur7352]

Vivek u were flawless.. great build up and extremely funny…though the set sounds misogynistic but intent of a joke is to make you laugh which all your jokes did..thoroughly enjoyed 😀

[@VivekSamtani]

Thankyou ma’am

[@yeet.feet.652]

Medam aap kehna ka chahte ho

[@jitendragarhwal3140]

The set is not misogynistic, it is realistic. It recognizes the fact that shitty and shameless girls exist.

[@bharatwahulkar6568]

Bcz he is short 😅

[@meghparikh1432]

After really long time I laughed on every minute of stand up video😂. It was too good. Thanks man. Hoping to see more of your.

[@VivekSamtani]

Bhejiye aur logo ko ☺️

[@adarshdwivedi2850]

@@VivekSamtani aur aap aur vids banaiye

[@jugalkedia4786]

Hi Vivek, Initially I thought this standup is going towards depicting TOXIC MASCULINITY in JOKE form. But you really maintained the thin line between being funny and offending other gender, citizen and religion. Really appriciate your writing , really really liked your stand-up. Keep it up! 🔥🔥

[@VivekSamtani]

Thankyou thankyou

[@cauliflowerhead2735]

Religion?

[@shreenidhibhatiya4595]

@@cauliflowerhead2735 don't ask... Just don't

[@bharatwahulkar6568]

Bcz he is short😅

[@robindev4546]

you've the guts to say these things man!!! hats off to your talent. Enjoyed every punchline... 🌸😂❤️ 👌🏼

[@VivekSamtani]

Haan bhagwaan ne mu issliye diya hai na 😂

[@ketanmehrotra5233]

broooooooooooooooooooo...... you such a legend ... after long time got something of my level .... will keep sharing video as many as i can .... rukk tere ko aur famous krta hu.....💞💞

[@VivekSamtani]

Thanks thanks

[@Aarushi.Mahajan]

BROO, many comedians suck at maintaining a balance between jokes and offending ppl and ig u did it in an absolutely proper wayy. Loved ur comedyyyy keep it up frrr

[@akanshgandhi4061]

One of the best sets i have heard in a long time. The dark humour is lit or maybe burnt. Also now i know what i was looking for was closer 😂🙏🏻❤️ Long way to go buddy... Short people OP 😂♥️

[@VivekSamtani]

Aur better aate jayega

[@ashmait]

Exactly bahut time baad ek acha dark jokes wala vid aaya

[@ritiknandan3120]

This is such an amazing act!!! Such a perfect blend of puns and jokes, done so tastefully ❤️❤️. Loved it so much 🔥😂

[@VivekSamtani]

Hehe bhejte raho aage

[@princebhai2755]

All the best for Virudhaka baby😘

[@shobhitparoha7518]

Great to see this content getting from notepad to jamming to open mic to shows to video in habitat and each time it gets perfect. 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@prashanttiwari5736]

ye to andar ki baat hai

[@VivekSamtani]

@@prashanttiwari5736 saare joke mei bhi andar ki baat ho rahi hai

[@prithenlobo5043]

@@VivekSamtani 😂😂😂

[@shubhamarmo2324]

Ohhoooo man great set..... literally i have seen this video for like 5-6 times .......every single joke was a punch and the way you link the whole in one....... highly appreciated 🤝...... looking forward for more such videos ......keep it up❤️

[@VivekSamtani]

Thanks bro

[@Rahul_Jain05__]

Bhai aag laga di tune..katai jeher veere🔥🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂😂😂

[@crishsingh1509]

Finally . Founded the best comedian ever 🏹❤️love uh Dil se bhai

[@shrutijaripatke5597]

I noticed one thing he has replied to almost every comment.....that seems it means alot to him....enjoyed your standup....👍

[@VivekSamtani]

Bilkul aap bhi lo comment ... Waqt bahut hai pesse ki kami h bus thodi

[@pikaboo623]

@@VivekSamtani waqt bohot hai to yeh batao ki punchline mai kya bhule!?

[@pikaboo623]

@@emath7472 nasha thoda kam karo

[@hokageraj9267]

@@VivekSamtani haha😂

[@sachinagrawal5930]

Best Stand Up after ages, honestly laughed like crazy while watching this

[@VivekSamtani]

Hehe bhejiye aage sabko phir

[@mohitkundwani4640]

This is how u do dark comedy without letting the audience feel bad about it♥️. I am also from jabalpur and i look very forward to your future, I will be always waiting for your upcoming shows and standup videos, Wish your very all the best and enjoyed alot ♥️

[@uniqueugradayal]

Superb Bhaiya but Last one was Epic and Awesome (500 lo us din k bhul gya tha or ye lo 50 Tip ke)🤣😜😂🤣 Fantastic Line 👌🏻👌🏻 😜🤣👍🏻 Keep it up Brother 👍🏻👍🏻❤️👍🏻👍🏻

[@AditiSharma-tx6kt]

"Wtf vivek!" You are really good at this. This was the first show I saw yours and looking forward to many laughter explosions that you gonna set on the stage and on the faces of the viewers. You are cuming sensational viral comedian. More strength and creativity to you to make people laugh all around. Love from Jaipur❤

[@dont_check_my_profile_picture]

@@akshanshchaudharyji4522 *upcuming

[@amit_awadhi]

@@VivekSamtani yahi hai teri girlfriend na

[@mangeshnakhale8258]

Hey aditi.......!! 😅😊

[@VivekSamtani]

@@mangeshnakhale8258 hahaha mangesh tinder nahi h ye

[@rakeshbeniwal4319]

Tinder ka subscription nhi h, KZbin se kam chlane de usse bhai

[@prithenlobo5043]

so damn good performance bro, timing of your jokes, punchlines, humour, and your honesty, everything is mindblowing 😁🤘

[@VivekSamtani]

Thanks bro aage bhejo video

[@HarshSingh-gl4bo]

Dudeeeee this is the best stand up I have seen in a while. You made my day, this was awesome!

[@ushmakhandelwal5356]

You are amazing❤.... I've watched this video so many times and still not over this. I'm so glad I've found you. Every *small small* joke is just on point and perfect xD.

[@vanshikasingh4575]

Dude I literally fall from my bed after seeing this i am laughing so hard😂😂😂😂😂❤️

[@kuldeepjadhav168]

Dude! Very intellectual and humorous work you did. Just loved the very sec. of your video. Keep it up, you will reach your destination.🙃💯

[@mohitgiri3735]

Bro your jokes are too good...i can bet in coming year you are the next big thing in indian comics🔥

[@VivekSamtani]

Next big thing ? I'm 5 foot 3 🥺

[@lovelle263]

@@VivekSamtani 🤣🤣

[@mohdaslam9092]

Wow! Enjoyed every bit of it. You have a bright Career ahead of you man!

[@VivekSamtani]

Bilkul sir share karte rehena ☺️

[@mrImmortal-l1x]

​@@VivekSamtani bright and short 💀

[@shaifalikhandelwal1890]

I was not a big fan of stand up comedy but you've literally changed my mind❤❤❤😂😂😂😂 ... Dark humor but you are the. Best. 🎉 love you ❤

[@supreetsinha4143]

Maza hi aa gya bhaisahab, life mein closure bhot important hai! 💯

[@caramel_and_nugget8674]

Great sense of humour dude! 😂👍 Loved it. Just, being a girl the last one was a bit offensive but otherwise amazing timing , quality and delivery of jokes. Looking forward for more such amazing videos 😍👍😊

[@VivekSamtani]

Thankyou it was just a joke though

[@poojamishra4453]

@@VivekSamtani but cheaters deserve that🤣

[@Dhruv45124]

Joke

[@vijaykumarrokde1980]

For me too

[@VivekSamtani]

@@poojamishra4453 please bakiyo ko samjha do

[@aleeshaafzal7328]

Everything was great until last joke... After that i was like... 😲😲😲

[@VivekSamtani]

Hahahaha thanks ?

[@প্রীতিঘোষ]

Exactly

[@sunjinwooisthebestprotagon3537]

My heart really skipped a beat at the end Such bitchès 😐

[@anujav3018]

@@VivekSamtani ya i didn't like the last one ...not cool....😑

[@advayqazi7249]

@@anujav3018 bro learn to take a joke.

[@prayanshpatel99]

Great job Vivek..... soon going to be a famous standup comedian

[@VivekSamtani]

Aap he banaoge sir .. aage bhejte rahiye

[@abcdefghgamer8451]

Last part to ek number bhai winner winner breakup winner lol 😂

[@punit_v07]

it's very a excellent Video. Enjoyed the Complete video of yours , Aur vo last vali line : 500 rupees k saath 50 tip k bhul jane vali line ,, bhai bhai bhai zabarjast thi.

[@sadafimam7369]

Finally somthing different keep it up ...

[@shivamshukla3644]

Man this is so good❤ you got balls of steel !!! your confidence 💯

[@VivekSamtani]

Haha thanks bro

[@a.s.r746]

It's so funny !! you are so good can't wait for your next video upload !! Keep it up ! ❤️

[@VivekSamtani]

Aayenge aayenge

[@sarwaruddin8591]

Lots of love from Bangladesh. Rising star 😊😊😊

[@callcanman]

you will be a celebrity one day, Mark my words. content faad h bro tera, bus logo tak pauch. you completed what I always thought was missing in other stand ups We all like the big names in stand-up like zakir, bassi,rahul,abhishek cuz of how they do it but with you the content was so rich that it matched that level. best of luck brother

[@VivekSamtani]

Thanksss sir

[@subhamaditya5615]

This is great, awesome, tight and a master set comedy. You are high IQ comedian. Best of luck for your future. You are going to kill it man💚💚💚🙌🙌🙌

[@VivekSamtani]

Aage aage dekhiye sir isse better aayega sab

[@vanshikaa27]

This is damnn good vivek😂Loved it❤

[@VivekSamtani]

Not something she said while dating me

[@ookamiop3669]

@@VivekSamtani bro not missing any chance 😂

[@dipanshu.__]

@@VivekSamtani op😂

[@FatBikerVaibhav]

Good one bro ❤️❤️

[@VivekSamtani]

Aree sir sir ❤️

[@chaitanyasaraf6050]

Killed it 🥂😂🔥 itna CLOSURE to merko bhi nhi mila jitna ye video dekh kar mil gya😂😂😂

[@A_Karshifan]

oh my god! Sirf 2 videos kyun hain😭 I want more of these! You are doing a GREAT JOB👏🏽

[@akshatsamvedi5284]

Smartest set I have ever seen You nailed it ❤️ Keep going bhaiya 🔥🔥🔥

[@VivekSamtani]

Aage bhej do

[@gittukaur7221]

Amazing dude... I just loved it and I laughed so loudly in the midnight that I can't even explain it to anyone. Keep doing good work👍👍👍

[@VivekSamtani]

Hahah aage bhejo logo ko phr

[@Jayara]

This was very well written and delivered man. Looking forward to your future videos. Keep growing.👏🏽

[@amisha5402]

Dude just came across your videos and now became an addict to it!! Apart from ur jokes that was really lit 🔥...You are really very handsome with a charming personality ... Loved it ❤💕💕!! More success and opportunities on ur way!!!

[@anubhabdey6360]

Bhai 3 4 saal se standup kr rhe comedians ka confidence aur humour bhi apko match nhi kr sakta...Bhot accha laga❤❤

[@VivekSamtani]

Hehe thanks bro

[@aashish7370]

Hats off man🤘 And the last punch line u fired up 💥

[@VivekSamtani]

Bhejre na aage phir video m

[@off_grid_javelin]

The last punch was SOO NOT EXPECTED from Vivek.

[@newbiii_07]

that wzz whild

[@krutikagaude8428]

Watching your video for the 1st time and damn man I am already your fan😍 Laughed at every minute throughout the video and yea the jokes were beyond imagination on point bomb💥🔥 Breakup to aap solid jeet Gaye 😂💥 Good luck for your next videos

[@only_salony]

Doesn't even feel like I'm watching some standup comedy video out here. Doston ke sath group mein baith ke baat kar rahe ho aisa lag raha bilkul.😂😂 Simply awesome!💖

[@Mysteryshorts1111]

this is the best standup on youtube

[@shraddhaagrawal7525]

One of the most hilarious video watched in recent times..!!🤣😂 Punch lines were amazing af!!😂 Waiting to see more of yours ❤️

[@adeepmamlekar5225]

I laughed the whole video with so many woahs this hardly happens these days great work mate ❤️✨

[@ritikajadhav02]

Being a chill person but also a feminist at the same time , i m confused to laugh or to get annoyed at the last joke🤥😅😂but i will try it if i break up with my bf.

[@VivekSamtani]

Hahaha these are just jokes though

[@sunjinwooisthebestprotagon3537]

@@VivekSamtani so it isnt real right Bcoz it's too cruel to be real

[@shreyashchauhan2899]

You have no need to implement these things.. from any video of youtube aur from any 50 ways... Title book.. if you want to do it decently... 😂

[@amitkarnik7606]

chill and feminist. whoa. unicorn!

[@subhamoychakraborty8997]

Yeah actually if a guy would say that to me hm uskeee muh pe 500 ptk k maarte... Phir bolte.. Thora zyada mehenga ho gya... But.. Thik h... Uss raat k liye..... Tip samet h isme... Rakhlijiye... 🙂

[@seemadhiman7942]

Too good performance😂😂 love from delhi ❤❤❤ so sweet of you talk ❤😂❤😂❤😂

[@vinaysingh-l1n]

bro you are the best you have made my monday better

[@RajveerSingh-nj8fj]

man i really feel that you're the next big thing awesome punch lines and the humor too good man.

[@__mrupss]

Hahaha … the last segment 😂🔥 Solid humour with confidence

[@VivekSamtani]

Last mei heart banaya hai aapne toh mei kya jaan samjhu ?

[@jadoo4361]

​@@VivekSamtani ye dekho 🤧😅😅.....bhai tinder me chle jaau yhn kyun reject hore ho

[@Redditslays]

@@jadoo4361 kya pta bhai yhi pt jayen didi bs offend mt hona......🤣

[@JamesRodriguez10783]

@@Redditslays Lag to raha hai ki pat jaayegi. Remaining it’s always as sure as a weather forecast.

[@Redditslays]

@@JamesRodriguez10783 at this moment she be like: kon hain yeh log? kahan se aate hain?🤣🤣

[@priyasamtani6963]

Finally, after a long wait..your video is out. This is amazing❤️keep working hard..happy for you!!

[@princesingharora9603]

Bro seriously bht aacha tyaar kiya. Aapne ye set 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@VivekSamtani]

Thanks

[@GeniusAjinkya]

Wow. Just amazing man. And the end of 500 50 was like the literal best

[@anamika13]

Every second of the video is entertaining good job 👏👍

[@shashwatkunal676]

Bro..... U made it ...😂😂😂😂 It's clear you have a great future...!!!! I laughed loud man...😂😂😂😂

[@Uarebloodyidio]

Shocked when you said " mai Jabalpur se hu " like that's great never heard such talent from jbp. 😀 Video is great . Like to watch more videos 😌

[@VivekSamtani]

Thanks thanks aage bhejo

[@sagarsharma7660]

Oooo Bhaishabb!!!! Last one😂😂🔥

[@AmanPatel-rv2it]

Bhai main bhi jabalpur se , good to see you 😂😂at this level !!🥳🥳 Best of luck 🤩

[@oprangersoham1700]

your jokes are really dark enjoyed keep it up and a normal sentence which you flip it up into a joke is really good . lit 🔥🔥🔥

[@VivekSamtani]

Thanks bro ☺️❤️

[@shiveshbaghel9407]

underrated af bro💀💀...ur jokes are demnn ossm

[@VivekSamtani]

Thanks bhai

[@srishtisirohi3272]

Apart from this outstanding performance...The best thing I noticed about this man is he replied and liked every comment on this video... That impressed me a lot... Such a kind person who respect his audience time for commenting his videos😇...

[@VivekSamtani]

Aree aap bolo aapke ghar chocolates bhijwa de (and if my girlfriend is reading this .. I will send just as a friend i love you sneha)

[@srishtisirohi3272]

@@VivekSamtani thanks but no thanxs

[@srishtisirohi3272]

Right

[@srishtisirohi3272]

@Log To Khenge yarr absolutely right 😇💕dear....

[@srishtisirohi3272]

@Log To Khenge yarr disrespect and loyalty respectively. And when u r loyal to one u wont be attracted toward other person...

[@saminasara1761]

Wao vivek ..dats ws really epic..who have raised high level of stand up comedy..really so sarcastically perfect..kudos to u❣️❣️❣️

[@VivekSamtani]

Thanks thanks

[@fatimaafreen7257]

Man your jokes 😂😂🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ and last wala to aap ne end level kr diya bhaee mast ho 😂❤️❤️

[@mmnsmhshwr6170]

Laughed so much after a very long time. Enjoyed the complete set.😍😍

[@pathakutkarsh05]

ohh man! I laughed my ass off on this. Kudos to you bro. Subscribing right now.

[@VivekSamtani]

Keep sharing sdiet

[@prasadmore14]

"The best subtitles "😂👌🏿jabardast

[@TheLazyChaos]

The last joke was .... (No words) 😂😂😂

[@guiniee4111]

man it was toooo awesome 😂 i was laughing throughout haha and even forwarded this to all my friends and they love it 💞 the last joke made me a little uncomfortable as a girl but it was just a joke and your gf was a cheater anyways so no worries :))

[@VivekSamtani]

Thanks for understanding me better than my ex girlfriend 😂

[@guiniee4111]

@@VivekSamtani arreeyyy bhaisahab shukriya shukriya 😂😂

[@prathamchawla8850]

Loved it bro, need more like these❤️❤️

[@himanshusharma5491]

Good to see you here ❤️ hilarious jokes, great confidence 😀 ❤️

[@surya_Tandav]

Subscribe kar de bro

[@kattar_sanatani108]

Last part bhi outstanding lag humen 😂😂😂😂😂😂 joke mai lo yar guys 😅

[@ilovechihayafuru]

Loved it!!! I was laughing all the way...the apparent and the not so apparent puns and the well informed punches were refreshing and fun!!! Great job 👍👍

[@brohmodoitto.]

A great standup ❤️really loved it😄keep growing ✨

[@VivekSamtani]

Hehe thanks sirji

[@anjalikolhatkar8754]

I have seen your video many times in my recommendation but didn't watched. Today i finally watched it and trust me i didn't regretted watching it..Man it was funny 😂 You are going amazing..🔥 Love from Jabalpur ❤️ And 9:30 Jokes was 😂🥲😂

[@VivekSamtani]

Hahaha thanks thanks

[@ananyakishore4970]

Jokes are how you perceive them. I agree sometimes comedians use jokes to make derogatory statement which are offensive. However, in this video I didn't feel the last joke was that offensive considering the whole content where he even made fun of himself. At the same time the last joke could have been offensive if it stood alone but here it didn't. Just a thought, peace ✌

[@VivekSamtani]

Thanks for understanding ☺️ afterall these are JUST JOKES

[@sawannakwal618]

Last wale jock ne fad di yrrrr 😂😂🤘🤘

[@praffulkamble4500]

6:13 "Sati bura bhi nahi tha yaar" Dude, I was drinking water that time and I couldn't control it and I spit it😂😂 Thank god I didn't spill it on my laptop. Great Work Man🙌🙌

[@jayashreegomes9936]

Randomly played it.. Unexpectedly laughed out hard.. So funny n hilarious.. Aur woh ek line.. I'm from jabalpur as an excuse 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@VivekSamtani]

Haha bhejte raho aage

[@jayashreegomes9936]

@@VivekSamtani Bilkul.. All the best 👍💯

[@anushkamaheshwari7944]

this is so freaking good vivek! loved it absolutely!

[@TechRBTTechRBT]

Ur famous on my channel 👀👻

[@fam4379]

Dude we got so much in common though i love you too anu

[@fam4379]

Only if you're not the family member of that so called motivater sandeep maheshwari

[@VivekSamtani]

@@fam4379 bhai tinder chala le yaha kyu reject hona

[@jadoo4361]

​@@VivekSamtani bhai yhn crowd work kyun kree ho open mics attend kro

[@noorah4175]

I started to burst in tears on the Gyan chod joke😂😂❤️ loved it!!!

[@VivekSamtani]

Haha first person who got it

[@harshdewangan6947]

Ending was just epic............50₹ tip dena to bhul hi jata hu😂😂😂

[@refzecgaming9751]

Nice bro every part of the video is just another level stand up😌

[@weirdough7450]

Subtitles have their own fan base here :) 😂😂. Keep it up bro !

[@VivekSamtani]

Hahaha usmei zaad mehenat ki hai