Lady and the Glamp | Vanderpump Rules S10 Episode 13 ROAST & Recap |

[@jgband74]

You have quickly become my favorite commentator!! You say what we are all thinking! Thank you for being here❤❤❤

[@travelbug4536]

I'm here for the Raquel impressions!

[@travelbug4536]

We're at 97 years old now!

[@Amsie3]

Damn Joleen, you should have SO many more subscribers. Your humor is amaaaaazing. You and Ryan Baily are the only people that literally make me LOL. Appreciate you.

[@Alissasness]

I agree!!!

[@lupeduran36]

I love Jolene, how she explain s every detail is so amazing..her impression of Rachel/Raquel 😂 so hilarious is the best!

[@smartmarketing173]

That’s the collab we need!

[@cthokie2076]

Loved this! Did you all catch when Tom was confronted by Ariana and Lala, after stammering for a while, he said "I guess I thought you wanted to be alone." The nerve to say this to her face when it was clearly not true!!!

[@blueaquarius1505]

I have to say I am going to be so sad when all this drama is over cause your re-enactments of Rachel and Sandybutt have me in tears!!😂🤣👏🏽👏🏽

[@Aliz56]

I know😂 knowing there are only 2 more episodes makes me sad now :( but we’ll see how many reunion episodes we get!

[@rebeccayancey838]

Totally!! Her and this other youtuber I like (Jaime french) make me laugh more than any comedians out there rt now

[@karenhifives]

When Ariana asks if anything happened while she was away Schwartz looks away from her and starts drinking his drink. He's like: don't look at me, I didn't hear your question, I'm just... What's that over there....

[@tkolb2745]

This episode was crazy. It felt so different than the others. That glamping trip was hellish ugg.

[@habituallinestepper8839]

My favorite part was James saying he wasted that beautiful engagement on Rachael. 💀 🔥

[@kshejohnson9207]

Yes it reminds me of we wasted the good surprise on u from big daddy 😂

[@silviabrown3013]

Him saying that was his only regret and her telling him that he doesn’t regret it… delusional

[@user-zh8gd3gd6u]

@@kshejohnson9207 at least type a real sentence when you try to throw insults or you just look like an idiot. Embarrassing

[@energywellness8834]

Joleen, have you noticed she only says that it’s Sandovals house never Tom and Arianas, never! When she told James about the pool party, she said at Sandovals house, and now she’s telling Lisa she stayed at Sandoval’s house. It’s like she doesn’t want to recognize that it’s Ariana’s house, as well.!

[@Kezi-w8f]

... hangin' out with Bears" 😅😅

[@nicolebee2936]

I love how Tim-Tom Sandybutt is about 100 years old by the end of the show! Love your recaps Joleen I can not stop laughing, you da best! 🤣 subscribed!

[@melissan00]

😂 all the laughs here! The narration, chef’s kiss! 😊

[@karenhifives]

Yes the editing with Lala and James talking about the sleepover was great! I loved Lala's commentary! I loved how they were rewinding and fast forwarding! They put the info in there in a fun way that just added to the scene! It made it more interesting then if they had it all just laid out in regular scenes. Totally gave vibes of when you're putting stuff together in your head and taking info from this person and your own insights.

[@victoriahofman2520]

I freaking love you!!!! Look forward to these recaps laughing my ass off 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lupeduran36]

Me too! Lol Joleen is the best!

[@bethgooden]

“Allergic to Liars” -Joleen you need to put that on some merch. 😂😂😂 This episode was heartbreaking. Hit too close to home. 🥲

[@ausflygirl3430]

This is a great idea!

[@monica77aguilera]

You popped up on my feed & instantly I’m a fan 😊. Humor is life 😂 especially when it comes to this kind of stuff & yes it’s heartbreaking but Tom is a joke & im here for his roasting 😈😂

[@ronesss33]

I got chills from Lala’s comment to Ariana also 🥰 I’m so glad you felt this too Joleen. I have been (and still are) there unfortunately. This season (and your comments Joleen) have helped to open my eyes 🙏🏻 Lala’s comment was truly magnificent - and probably the best ever made on this show 👏 Reminding us all to know our ultimate worth and showing us what true female friendship is all about 💘💘

[@karenhifives]

"marriage is a giant sleepover, you don't always want to be invited to but you can't call your parents to go home" 😂🤣

[@lolabroadhead3972]

I need the 'stupid' rant on a poster in my entrance hall as a warning to all visitors 😂

[@ausflygirl3430]

Joleen, so appreciate your streams! I seek them out and love catching a live! Congratulations on the 30,000 subscribers and growing. You bring out the best in this Scandoval. Love your take, imitations make laugh so hard it's good for my abs! I was stunned at the end of the last episode. So dark and devious. I felt we could get thru that as a group. Your followers are great. Fun group.

[@vm166]

I just stumbled upon your channel and your commentary where you talk about your life and you just give advice, it's actually really good. I wish I had advice like what you were giving when I was younger and dating !

[@shondawakefield1322]

I would have noticed the eye gestures in a second!! I agree with you!!

[@kristinxox]

You’re not a young man you’re very old .. you have old balls 😂😂😂😂 I literally choked I laughed so damn hard

[@kayaye2967]

That flashback editing w LaLa narrating was the best thing ever. Also. Idk how you keep getting funnier but one of us might end up like dead from Laughter Also sorry, another cool shirt👍🏼

[@feistycanadian1766]

Congrats on exceeding 30k! I've been following you for many years and appreciate you and your content so much ❤

[@melaniedelaware7500]

I’m not a Katie fan, but she didn’t say Tom and Ariana were in an open relationship. She said something to the effect of them having different rules than many people. I can understand how someone may misunderstand that to mean an open relationship, but it’s not at all what it meant.

[@debbyvibbert3177]

Katie NEVER SAID IT that was James and Scheana interpretation of they don't have rules ...Meaning Arianna trusted them not to betray her. They wanted Katie and Arianna off and promised to promote Scheana and Rachett.

[@lindawarren6457]

You freakin NAILED Rachel’s voice!!!!!!

[@kristenragusa8137]

You are the only source of information i need from now on!

[@tjae1222]

By far my favorite recap. Had me dying!!!!!😅🤣🤣

[@angp7064]

After watching that episode 🔥 i was dying waiting to hear from you. 😂

[@lindawarren6457]

You know Joleen, I am so impressed by you. I did not know I needed to hear this. I went through a similar experience as you and got out of it but it was rough but I survived and thrived. We survived and thrived. Thank you for sharing ❤

[@ChimeraTruely]

13:10 I finally believe Rachel's PR claims that she had been planning to get mental health treatment before March. Her parents saw Sandy's creepy stash, & that whale tail cutting her Snach, & they said "Not today Satan! Our Rocky needs help!!!" 😂😂😂 Sadly for them, they weren't able to save her before Easter, & everyone now knows she is smuggling rotten eggs!!!🙄

[@melaniedelaware7500]

I’m just here for the Sandoval impressions 😂😂

[@terrystorey]

😆Lucy sounds like a smart kid. Lol

[@Radarzz77]

This WAS far & away the BEST ENCAPSULATION OF ENTIRE SEASON OF A BRAVO SERIES EVER👏 The Entire trajectory of the series in Truth & Humor👏 😢 Two Lazy Entitled Guys are given A resturant on a golden Platter & ALL they had to do was be the figure heads-but they proceed to placate their fragile Male Egos by destroying both their long time realationship by F’ing around while also convincing the loyal fans that their Women are nags & annoceances -they dont want to provide their sexual needs so therefore their entitled to go find younger women that will take care of those needs -while also convincing their loyal spouses -there’re the problem🤔 But thankfully the one spouse woke up & realized ‘No Swartz’s ‘ its really isnt me its actually You’ & although it took longer for the others long time partner to obtain Real Proof of his BS &tell him he needs to go die somewhere. But we do get our happy ending as the two Women tired of their BS partners get to open their own restaurant while the 2Very entitled Lazy guys are ‘cracking one off ‘ in the restaurants thats just barely open. CONGRATS JOLEEN THAT WAS AN EPIC MASTERPIECE👏😉🙏🏻

[@MimiBlackbird]

I needed this.

[@kristykristy4353]

You crack me up!💯 Tom paid for that trip!

[@blender_ella]

Congratulations on 30K friend!!!!

[@bettym4473]

Congrats on reaching your goal of 30k! 🎉 Thanks for making me laugh!🥰

[@ritaholmstrom2342]

Cracks me up every time you say Sandybutt!!😂😂

[@heidiwaddell5721]

She definitely wanted to move Into that home, she really thinks Tom has money!! She thought he would move Ariana out and she'd be freeloading in Arianas crib

[@elainehargate1721]

I am in pain just looking at this. You are cracking me up!! 😂😂

[@KhaSimon]

I love watching your recaps!! You are so funny! And love hearing what u think about about the juicy scandoval drama!! Team Ariana!!

[@XchelRocks]

Nice bun mullet. 😂

[@lindawarren6457]

Yes Toms got caught in the end - Tom drank his own Kool-Aid.

[@tinatillmanns4363]

You are a riot!😂

[@lindawarren6457]

They had us all fooled

[@jai_m28]

so funny joleen as always!! luved it! 🤣

[@michellededwards]

😹😹😹HILARIOUS!!!😹😹😹

[@lynettefarley537]

I love you Joleen. You are hysterical 😂😂😂😂❤❤❤

[@dc03506]

1:10:18 - OMG I can totally relate to the "Europe Trip" dude "Has he talked to me in a couple weeks??.....well no....but they don't have wi-fi ......" Crying into my keyboard hard LOL

[@tamilee9462]

oh thank God !!! Joleen thank you!

[@randomsthingsandstuff9285]

Thats the same thing I think when she cries....it's the guilt. Especially when she had that panic attack in the car with Lala and them.

[@feistycanadian1766]

Is Lucy at least going to give you a share in the profits from selling the bracelets? 😂😂😂

[@sharonm.t.2492]

Congrats on 30k 🎉

[@Amsie3]

D.A.R.E commercial!!! 😂

[@serendipity12345]

I don’t know if Sandoval planned using Schwartz Rachel as a cover but Sandoval’s anti Katie position on not dating within friend group is a problem for him, he wanted group to accept them as dating, so once he exited Ariana relationship, it would then be acceptable for him and Rachel to get together. He’s super mad at katie, Lala for blowing his warped future plans out of the water.

[@ginovikinga3088]

I agree the editing department did a great job with those rewinds and ffs. Layla did a great job and KEN IS ADORABLE

[@Aliz56]

Chel: Can I invite your friend over to sleep in our bed??😂😂😂 STOP!!

[@kenya420]

Rachel is rocking the"Whale Tale!" 🤣🧐🙄

[@Jackie_Moon96]

"which my dad would approve of...but that's gross.." sent me through the ROOF!!!!

[@lindawarren6457]

Joleen, you are very enjoyable to watch!!

[@Aliz56]

Anytime my husband calls me Man or Buddy, I go yes Woman, or I’m not your buddy, I’m your wife… all in good fun but just like Lisa it drives me crazy 😂 I knew exactly how she felt talking to Tom haha How she puts up with those bozos I do not know

[@h.e.4228]

I have screen recorded some of this bc I thought it was great but the part where you talk Tom taking a sh*t……I am literally streaming tears I’m laughing so hard!😂😂😂

[@cw4350]

2:01:49 omg u singing the star bright song I was dying and then 2:02:17 her fake crying as Rachael Lmao!!!!

[@chilledjuice]

I am new to this channel and I love this insanely long breakdown of the episode. But omg my unfocused brain took yesterday and today to watch it in like 5-10 minute parts 😅

[@nettiea9384]

100 % great perspective! All of a sudden the Toms think it’s the Tom Tom show and that Katie and Ariana don’t matter a damn. Shameful

[@patricasharpe3339]

You are so right… I think the goal was to cancel Katie and Ariana

[@steffysanta2729]

You crack me up😂❤

[@essiusc]

Very telling Rachel says "nothing happened" why say that at all?? What I noticed is that Tom Scwhartz kept playing up the hook up between him and Raquel. We get it Schwartz, you are a tool, was used as a tool, knew about your tool of a friend (sandybooty) and you don't care. Schwartzy kept making these not so subliminal or shady digs at Katie. Tom "Beavis" Schwartz

[@melissajeanvermilyea6758]

Lol @ Sharts and Skeezies 😂

[@MimiBlackbird]

And straight up I feel like where sandybutthole decided to full on affair it was when she “chose” Katie.. it was war. She undermined him too hard with that one lol.

[@Aliz56]

oOoo

[@dygall4128]

Lala knows what’s going Down!! - In the previews for next week, SANDYBUTT has the audacity to scream at Ariana that his relationship Rachel is important! What balls! -Go scratch! And stop with the White nail polish, it’s not cool!

[@karenhifives]

The fact that James is more insightful than Rachel right now speaks Volumes! His talk with her about how he doesn't know her was a perfect way for him to let her know that (even though his earlier behavior looked like he was still under her) he truly has moved on now and he doesn't see her the same. I think after Mexico he was done with her and just annoyed she was getting the spotlight

[@lauramorin4357]

My fav! You are hilarious!

[@veroniquetyszko5487]

Also, this is the same woman that broke down attempting to make a toast when she was with James.

[@realisticmystic444]

*Bonnie! Grandma Bonnie 🤗

[@heidiwaddell5721]

I will always believe Raquel broke up with James because she had a crush on Tom, she amped up the florting, infiltrated that friend group, began following him around as a groupie and manipulated Ariana really good...all the while, stalking her msn! Thats how it startred....

[@AMYV3]

I absolutely agree she broke up with him because of that too. From the beginning. Seeing her now cocky attitude/behavior probably because she knew she had the it man of the show. And no doubt he was pushing her to be confident. And that’s the Rachel we saw season 10 episode 1 and that’s when I knew something is up. Who is she doing. And TOM it was

[@Cherbear76]

Anyone else always imagine Joleen singing the intro herself? Is it her? Sounds like it could be.

[@AMYV3]

Congratulations 👏👏👏. You got a new fan and sub here ♥️♥️♥️🇨🇦

[@tamilee9462]

my stomach hurts from laughing

[@essiusc]

Im ready ---- let's go Joleen. Im at work so please I hope i don't gaffawww and spit my coffee at my screen! It's happened before.. I'm addicted as in Tom Sandoval, you are my H*roine...even in jest that sounded creepy. Dag on that SandyButt!

[@CarefulYouTarotPodcast]

Yesss I was like did anyone else see what Raquel was wearing???! It’s a flash back when whale tales was a trend and not a good trend. She’s trying to look sexy for Tom

[@pamelamarie29]

Anyone remember when she told James he had to stop acting out around the group cause the girls didn't want her around bc of him? To me that said everything. She came in wanting to be on the show and James was her in but he wasn't in the core group so that marriage was never going to happen. A professional pageant girl but couldn't do speeches?! She's not getting her lines from Tom this is her and as they say birds of a feather stick together.

[@anegron3285]

I never thought of that. A pageant girl can't do a speech. They are trained to give speech at a very young age.

[@debbyvibbert3177]

I'd forgotten her inability to speak publicly. Which pagent girls must do. So that was a lie then.

[@jill_the_nurse2918]

Scheana is SO FAIR WEATHER!!!!❤❤❤

[@bong9221]

Rachel Raquel's favourite movie is Drop Dead Gorgeous

[@lindawarren6457]

I am so glad both KATIE and ARIANA ended their relationships- they ended it and not the POS’s

[@kimberthiaume8912]

You are hilarious.

[@BoomandBoss]

This is the first recap of yours I have watched and at first I saw that it was almost 3 hours and didn’t think I would watch all the way through but here I am all the way at the end… loved it! You are hilarious and also relatable and honest!

[@ronesss33]

The longer the better lol 😻

[@heidiwaddell5721]

I am disappinted that Ariana never told Raqurl that her actions with Schwartz was inappropriate and not tolerated in such a close knot group...esp since they were separated, or still married at the time..After Katies mom told her how hurt Katie was xnd their entire fsmily fekt like it was a death, similar because you go thru grief...Ariana just like S heanna condoned this behavior, of course ehfn its done to one of them, Ariana not even married, only then was it a problem..Scheanna has no respect for the institution of marriage, i hope Ariana does, esp now..

[@SanteBelfiglio-cj4gm]

Isn’t it weird that Ariana was 28 when she was first with Tom and Raquel is 28

[@kayaye2967]

Sorry last thing, I kept thinking.. who does she Look like?? It’s Kate Hudson, who eye love. So Huzzah 👍🏼 (sorry ASD. & ok bye)

[@rosiesamuel8562]

Tong, Tong, 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sheilamathers3918]

I think Rachel Raquel thought her and Tom would be like Lisa and Ken ….own restaurants ….her with the older man ….Tom is jealous of Lisa and Ken’s wealth …don’t no why Lisa bothers with him he always talks shit behind Lisa’s back …..I.e he really thinks TomToms is his doing and should have had more of a say in its running with his whole 2.5% 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[@grumpy_me5521]

Who takes a shit at someone else's house? I was taught never to do that. And what is with the moustache? Really creepy.

[@heidiwaddell5721]

Strange how everybody assumes she was faithful to James while living in another city, no way this is her first time cheating

[@serendipity12345]

NO NO NO TO JAX COMING BACK...HIS EYEBROWS ARE FREAKING ME OUT TOO..CAN NOT WATCH THAT MAN.

[@ronesss33]

It’s is very entertaining even tho we still feel sad and angry for Ariana. What’s not entertaining and extremely sad in Australia is trying to watch MasterChef knowing that a beloved cast member and Chef Jock Zonfrillo died last week 😿😿

[@essiusc]

Did you see when Rachel touched Arianna's hand when Ariana cried at the table, ewwwww