Lance Cantstopolis aka Fahim Anwar Shares His Thoughts On Bowel Movements | JFL | LOL StandUp!

Comedian Lance Cantstopolis (Fahim Anwar) is getting straight to the point - large bowel movements make him feel amazing. So much so that he can achieve anything including getting his masters degree. Hear all about his bowel-related thoughts in this stand-up comedy set.
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[@Th3_Hoff]

Here from JRE

[@Wesleysnipes87]

Same

[@kevincameron192]

Me too, I'm disappointed. This guy seemed smart (and funny)

[@bonou22008]

Hahahah me too

[@sebbyh9764]

He was funnier in the podcast

[@df9133]

LET DOWN AND A HALF

[@rookymusic6310]

Holy shit the dancing was worth it (here from JRE) 😂

[@omarlerouge5420]

crazy when you consider that's he was an aerospace engineer .. very funny dude.

[@beingpras]

Yo the dude got some crazy moves tho !

[@canadianroxy]

Can't beat that entrance lol

[@trueblackknight8409]

He's like you Don't mess with the zohan was a real person and did comedy🤔🤔 🤯🤯🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ecotechpestservices]

Exactly what I thought

[@sohimashah5098]

True Black Knight 😂😂😂😭😭🤣 Scrappy Cococanstopolis!

[@EladLavyUzan]

Stop people,get over it,humor is *subjective!!* its amazing how people keep on believing that if they dont find something funny, thousands of others that do, shouldn't. Its not cleverness not to find something funny,its cleverness to actually do find something funny lol You can't prove that something is not funny or less or more,its not a logical thing,so stop trying hating or criticizing comedians Its amazing cause the likes and dislikes ratio on standup comedy videos is always the biggest because humor is the most subjective thing there is,still people think they can actually discern whats good comedy and what isn't lol... I cant,i just watch what i like and let others watch what they like... :)

[@TriggerFingerRC]

Finally someone with common sens. It was too long to write. Im glad someone did haha 👍

[@EladLavyUzan]

@@TriggerFingerRC :)

[@sohimashah5098]

Amen bro, they Can’t stopolis Lance! People just gravitate to what they find familiar, truthful, or entertaining which is all subjective!

[@MariaK-gc4sp]

Exactly! If someone doesn't like- they should not watch, don't understand what's the issue

[@eddenoy321]

Beeping out his whole act, - brilliant idea....

[@thequeensgold4284]

I thought this was Riff Raff . VERSAYSEE

[@kevinzhu1727]

lol the ending

[@rabblerebel4890]

When not Joe Rogan but Joe Dirt meets an Anwar

[@EladLavyUzan]

The noise from the crowd is lower than usual in all of their latest videos,they're laughing,not a lot but they do so chill lol..

[@violetakat1]

Omg, he's the pursuing guy from Das Racist music video "Girl". I recognize those dance moves!! I fell in love with that song because of him!!

[@crash_head6445]

🤣 my new favorite comedian

[@ZephyrsSong]

"You hav to wipe to know you didn't"- F. Anwar

[@bluraine7403]

Somebody come get this man😂

[@nickt4636]

you scared 😂

[@allyjesuspiece]

That’s actually fahim Anwar

[@dashingdreww1185]

I lost it at I looked at colleges 😂😂

[@trinabelle]

Thanks for upload 👍

[@melodyrayne4459]

Love this 😂

[@MessiahMisfit138]

when I see this act, I can't help but think of Ed Bassmaster

[@Ant-813]

I don’t understand how people find things like this funny

[@Poopbagsteve]

It’s not funny. But Fahims actually comedy is really good and refreshing in the world of crowd work comics and hacks.

[@Ant-813]

@@Poopbagsteve true

[@jonsamuels9245]

Well he’s got really decent shoulder muscles “traps” I think

[@leescaturchio3953]

I wish for he made more of these!!!

[@reignofmo]

i remember him when he came up in seattle

[@ChessMasteryOfficial]

*I love you with so much of my heart that none is left to protest. @*

[@nikkis.3680]

Is that....A....Mulett? Im dead.

[@justmagicmostly]

Bummer the crowd seemed so unappreciative of this man's genius.

[@lancelittleton9802]

It's like watching an alternate version of myself

[@glock2119]

Ha what a nut! Fool is WILD! HAHAHA

[@intheworkseg6]

hes watched Nacho Libre too many time LOL

[@shakethaspot6301]

This was awesome ✌🏽😂🔥

[@timmyotoole6063]

5:49 holy shit rookie of the year

[@tomace5008]

Good watch

[@Goonda53]

Shoutout to Kevin Hart giving these comedians some exposure

[@gchaoma]

He’s from Saskatchaton 😂

[@0wnij]

This is a parody character. This guy's real name Fahim Anwar

[@karakol86]

SHHEESH love how his alter ego also does comedy!

[@AussieFIag]

Constant BEEPING out, it’s not worth watching

[@innovative_gaming]

Lol This guy was so funny I know I’m late for being the best comment here but I can’t wait to reach at least *1000* subscribers!!! I’m almost there! (Sigh 😞 ok not even close) but I still subscribed to you.

[@KhalilArafan]

Lance is the best

[@alanwai6667]

Can't stop won't stop

[@Leelicious1312]

He looks good with a mullet

[@ijackson2741]

What is the song of the introduction

[@marcomolinero5877]

Bombed

[@skay1195]

If childish gambino had a mullet😆😅

[@ETS186]

I swear he made this character just so he could bust a move in the middle of his set

[@VinnieVertigo]

My guy looks like an orthodox italian.

[@DougFunys]

Just found fahim from JRE

[@MidnightCravings]

*In other news...who wants boiled crawfish?* 😂

[@Vinnafetish]

🙋🏾‍♀️ me...

[@christopherramon-reid9841]

W😱W!!! Look at the rump on this guy!

[@changnoiboi]

Fucking hilarious

[@TaraHower]

When you have diarrhea yo bowels be like, cantstopolis.

[@ThePersistentRumor]

"Sophie's Choice"? Nice 40 year old reference. :-D

[@RandomGaki]

Song name??

[@tajonnah8616]

😂😂👌🏾

[@uniacke]

How are you beeping a stand up? Either let the comedians speak or don’t be in comedy

[@crash_head6445]

Wow

[@andersonash9059]

This reminds me of Streets Of Rage music

[@albertoguerrero1657]

Also here after jre

[@ItssRochellee]

Is that a mullet

[@getitliketyson1972]

ItsRochelle u errwhere!!

[@ijackson2741]

What was the song name anybody can help me here now. 2020 year

[@RandomGaki]

If you find out let me know :D

[@andrewwf458]

This is genius. Needs some refinement.. i.e. call backs.. stories.. 7/10

[@akaizn]

Somebody that gets it

[@EladLavyUzan]

good for you supporting him,tons here think they're clever because they dont get it which is exactly the opposite lol But what can you do,humor is the most subjective there is and people are infinitely stupid thinking that if they like or dislike something that's a fact and not their opinion and everyone else should too lol

[@andrewwyche414]

Here from TYSO

[@gregallen7795]

Here from Bertcast

[@warrenmuller2594]

Damn...............now that's what am talking about

[@uFear-Music]

0:19

[@itsGdublan]

The worst crowd anyone can ask for

[@PizzaWithPowers]

Here from bad friends

[@ajaym8039]

Rogan sent me here!

[@reversepie]

Same and no regerts

[@Costikeke]

Fahim Cantstopolis

[@demanso1]

Morgen wallen doing stand up now?

[@TRUTHTOFAITH-777]

You are funny

[@aidenarkham]

But I know! 😅

[@thismightgetloud]

Here after Bobby Lee

[@sinsimmaaaaa]

😂

[@lucasyuh685]

Leeron Madar ur name sounds so stupid 😂😂😂 leeron Mader????? More like Darth mader 😂

[@quinnquinn6620]

@@lucasyuh685 😒🙄😏

[@Unz360]

You just Canstopolis

[@MrOvlov02]

git that guy cigarette

[@JavierFernandez01]

Hahahahahahahaha

[@hahahehe1119]

Guys funny come on

[@RealBonnieBlue]

The name just doesn't align with the image for me. I read Lance Canstopolis but I see and hear Fakheem Eatshitwar

[@GJ1MJ]

JRE

[@Vinnafetish]

He looks funny like I'm laughing at that mullet and how juicy it is but it's jokes are really lacking

[@geospatial-KML]

My ears can't deal with that sh*t

[@mannymedrano308]

He would kill on comedy central predominantly white crowd. Not this black crowd though.

[@klebeau4]

I feel like he woulda did better if the crowd didn't suck. Idk energy was good jokes were eh

[@natalye7765]

agree !

[@lakersin556]

Wasn't funny.

[@yumedan]

What's with f*ing beeping....

[@sbc_4738]

wow this crowd sucks

[@cukhoick]

its actually annoying..

[@Vinnafetish]

Yeah I'm like is he just going to talk about his bowel movements this whole time

[@cukhoick]

Nae West his voice annoying asf

[@alexyanes7974]

Hater

[@cukhoick]

5YPE not really, this is my first time listening to him.

[@Azarrk]

4 minutes in, Him: "should i stop with the poop jokes that clearly nobodys laughing at?.... Nahh." Contues to make me internally cringe

[@christianespinoza1191]

Is this suppose to b funny

[@Laith.Hakeem]

...... nah

[@natalye7765]

Right when dude asked , "Do you have any questions for me ?" ...um yeah , do your jokes get better ?

[@itsjustdorian8927]

*Yawn*

[@momentous7417]

I tried.. but this is just not funny :/

[@kylepowpow]

not funny

[@defaultyboii8787]

This wasn't really funny

[@defdef1354]

Maybe it would be funnier if I knew it wasint fake and he didint just talk about shit for 6 min.

[@marcomolinero5877]

It doesn't help when you have a tough but polite crowd and you're also not very funny