Lance Stewart Ruins Genius

[@tahepicduck8787]

At least this podcast cant be claimed because lances singing is unrecognizable from the song.

[@ltskas]

TAHEPICDUCK123 under appreciated comment

[@GlueDonkey]

lts Kas You just ruined the comment.

[@Sasha-ft5xs]

The autotune used was strong 😂

[@rogerarayasaborio549]

@@GlueDonkey you brought it back UP!

[@kvanessaamyann]

lts Kas that was brutal 😂😂

[@TheHarri21hi]

Lance's voice sounds exactly like when Ethan pretends to sing

[@groningisme]

GO TO THE BEACH AND FROST YA TIPPPPS

[@manuelf265]

OH FUCK

[@ransom403]

Holy shit

[@cousindrewbeats7782]

yoooooo

[@SixDrums]

The lyrics do too lmao. Like none of them actually rhyme, it all seems like a joke

[@Skittlespillygog]

that "heavy lies the crown" line reveals his ghost writer so clearly.

[@grisha5929]

who would be proud, to claim this song as something they ghost wrote, for lance stewart.

[@thesmokecircle4794]

Grøsha someone that made more money than you this year

[@grisha5929]

@@thesmokecircle4794 delusional.

[@jadeangelina8521]

it’s literally a line from Shakespeare’s play henry IV pt. 2

[@grisha5929]

@@jadeangelina8521 100%, It's an unintentional misquote. If he'd intentionally done this he would've more than likely explained it which was not evident.

[@JimboJamboYT]

Genius lowkey exposing all these popular kids that have songs and cant sing 😂👌

[@jvostudio]

Quite genius indeed

[@croissantl8070]

More like high key exposing

[@noahcorona1397]

Yeah they know what they’re doing this way they get views and grow

[@plexus]

I’d really like to think that that’s true and not just them trying to bank of people’s internet fame.

[@clintbeastwood936]

Lance, can you explain why you're lost and found? Lol let's see him explain this

[@stephenh4177]

the fact that he explained the “heavy lies the crown” part the way he did reeeeally just proves that somebody who understood that saying wrote the song, and he “sang” it and explained it without knowing what the ghost writer even meant lmao

[@CheshireKyle]

This is so mean for Genius to do and trick Lance Stewart into thinking he actually had talent

[@imnotcreative2913]

Kyle Tamburrino I don’t know man, I think it’s genius. Ha see what I did there? I’ll go jump off a bridge now

[@eceera]

it is genius, its a marketing strategy. they knew h3 would make a reaction about it and therefore genius would get more clicks

[@F-xcry]

Lance: Don’t do that, Don’t give me hope

[@matthewmolina5624]

0

[@henrygalvan9333]

I liked the song

[@1KQ_]

I be flosssssssssssing I be flossssssss(voice crack)ing

[@nyannaaung2544]

That crap is still stuck in my head.

[@Arco961]

Genius deserves to be "cancelled"

[@andrearobyn3701]

that was painful to watch

[@MW4Price]

😂😂😂

[@1KQ_]

@@Arco961 ikr, they making stupid people even more famous.

[@yost112ty]

This country is filled with real talent, and this guy gets recognized.... its sad.

[@MrReachBoi]

I see head people Chu Dune?

[@Mikol_Billy]

Dude it’s so frustrating

[@jjlfc7403]

Is being obese and smoking meth real talent?

[@ShellyBBird]

Yeah I’m sitting over here with 230 subs and haven’t budged in weeks. I don’t get this at all

[@miyagikai617]

He was already recognized with all the subs he has though.

[@Bagelstorm]

"I was walking down the street" how could he be so rude to paraplegics

[@absolutebackfire191]

Like thats like soo ableist ,:(

[@eliduval]

Kermit the frog: “Its not easy being green” Lance Stewart: “It’s not easy”

[@DJTMusic]

This comment should have more attention

[@slibbs2869]

That explanation of the “heavy lies” line was truly eye opening

[@colbyzur4642]

Slibbs also interchanging depression and sadness as if they are the same thing

[@jakobturley]

He definitely didn’t write the song

[@t4p_w4ter49]

I’m pretty sure he paid genius to be on their channel

[@gavinhunt5417]

It proves he didn't write the lyrics.

[@Parker05]

Gavin hunt Yes he wronged the lyrics. He was such a disgrace he made the lyrics feel violated when before the lyrics thoughts they were inviolable.

[@vanilluvcoffee]

Holy shit Genius really didn’t do him any favors with the audio being so raw 😂😂

[@BeardedMenace25]

Well, I know I wouldn't. It's an interview, not engineering an album. Really highlights how garbage some of these people are outside of a studio.

[@vanilluvcoffee]

Very true, I think it really shows that they kinda knew what they were doing when they made the video haha

[@Mrruidiaz]

For real

[@philipanderson7581]

Genius? That is a lie.

[@AlanaBananaCanada]

Raw filth.

[@TapuArt]

He's such a bad singer it actually pisses me off listening to it. That awful "I had you, you had me" line is the most painful

[@ParkingThePanda]

Tapu Baggins Powerful*

[@philipanderson7581]

So unintelligent, simple minded.

[@Mister.Rawgers]

Thank you. I thought I was the only one who legit is pissed because of how talentless he is..

[@tonygluk1]

That's when I paused and started scrolling through comments.

[@ofe9411]

theres no way anyone listen to him unironicly

[@toastybone4322]

Imagine breaking up with a guy and he deep-analyzes his break-up song about you to an audience of millions

[@moonbeam3431]

Momo RaeY on top of that he can’t even sing it nicely. Yeah wouldn’t be ideal for me-

[@azariahunter3024]

He was talking like he was in therapy lmaooo

[@bootymane9907]

And he doesnt even understand the lyrics so you realize he didn't even care enough to write it himself lol

[@fiddleroftheforest7360]

Came for the lance Stewart, stayed for the Studio 71 roast

[@garrettfiles9992]

FiddlerOfTheForest sameee

[@uhhbam]

Literally Sounds like when Ethan sings his jokes some times

[@abraham8705]

Ethan sounds better tho😤

[@squeepsmcgee1806]

It sounds like when he went down to the beach and frosted his tips

[@g.pblack507]

Peep n creep

[@aadodge6522]

Ethan sounds WAAAAYYYY better!🤣

[@imacrashtestdumy]

So Flo like Antoniooo xD

[@jackhanson3856]

The thought of Hila crying makes me depressed.

[@BigDaddyZakk420]

Why? She kind of seems like a low key stuck up Dick in all honesty. I see it shine through every now and then. Keep an eye out and you'll see what I mean. I bet she wouldn't be the most pleasant person to be around, is all I'm saying.

[@jackhanson3856]

Porco-Dio FIlm Dude, that has nothing to do with the fact that she was being held in a contract she did not want to be in. Furthermore, bitch or not, until she does something illegal or deeply incriminating, I'll continue to enjoy her in the videos she's in. I'm also going to need something more than "I personally see her as a low key bitch" for my opinion of her to go down.

[@iljaxox526]

Jack Hanson She’s shy and awkward not bitchy from what I see but hey people think my shy and awkward ass is bitchy because they can’t tell the difference. It’s not just my opinion on it, they’ve actually talked about it.

[@bunny-py4lh]

lmao a stuck up bitch? a woman keeping to herself and not subscribing to the way u want her to act? lmao the misogyny flavoured tea is comin out thick

[@mossy2975]

That Timmy Pic is glorious

[@kaysn6579]

Yo that soundbite of "it's not easy" is literally iconic hahahaha

[@suncat2951]

Kaysøn bro I literally had a dream last night where me and my friends just kept repeating it

[@jak3y369]

Kaysøn sounds like kermit

[@andreajane6096]

Time stamp?

[@kaysn6579]

0:20 , 0:49 are two of them lol

[@andreajane6096]

@@kaysn6579 Thanks

[@SKippySounds]

Lance Stewart would probably break down hearing "real eyes realize real lies"

[@DJTMusic]

My man Pac

[@viceb7]

That's worthy of explaining to idiots lol

[@TheVzada]

When you turn your GPS signal on and Maps is trying to locate you: I'm lost I'm lost I'm found!

[@Wootaramma]

"Don't you dare explain this." Explains three word chorus. >:/

[@siphmemkcolevol284]

He is so off tune it’s hurting my ears

[@aivlysplath]

Not so good without the auto tune, haha.

[@glennuendo]

@@aivlysplath not so good at all

[@tri1937]

Jill H not so good with it either

[@JohnStockton7459]

What a original, well thought out insult. That deserves a place in the insult hall of fame. Seriously, this one comment was so geniously thought out and executed. Props to you, my master, my king, my saviour

[@millionare5446]

@White CIS Cum mad cause bad

[@Nicky12376]

Yo, Genius is throwing out memes. “I’m a MONSTAAAA” “I be flossiii(voice crack)iiinnn” And now this.

[@xvor_tex8577]

Nicky genius is just embarrassing pupils that got to their channel

[@xxfallenangel1995xx]

Except Gabbie's song is actually good. Not her fault they didn't prepare for the notes.

[@bluejayjitsu4429]

Maybe they know it gets their name out there, I only know about genius because of those memes. Maybe genius is... Genius I'll see myself out

[@Nicky12376]

Cindy Young Lmfao sure

[@TheSidePocketKid]

"I'm lost I'm lost I'm fooouunnnd" "Don't you dare explain this" *proceeds to explain how he was lost*

[@Erockfaque]

Why does he sound like an Eastern European immigrant when he sings, but not when talking.

[@Mar.1634]

Do you mean slavic accent? Eastern Europeans have different accents and languages you can't just put them in the same category.

[@acreplus]

@@Mar.1634 yeah he can, and he just did

[@meggg_g]

Lmao that's exactly what I was thinking. He sounds like he hasn't spoken a word of English in his life.

[@irishickson7311]

pleeeease omg ahhaha

[@emmettdonkeydoodle6230]

EMm lots of types of Slavic accents too dude

[@M4rili4]

The Ethan Bradberry sound clips make everything so much better lol

[@jesusfreak777ize]

That "mm mm. It's not easy" sound clip gets me every damn time. I always forget who Lance Stewart is, but then I just hear that clip, and it all comes back to me

[@triunity686]

Lmfao same

[@michaeldrane9090]

where is it from?

[@kyuketsukirook]

@@michaeldrane9090 When they watched Lance and his girlfriends breakup video. Near the beginning, Lance goes "It's not easy", and they make fun of how he sounds like Kermit. Worst episode of Muppet Babies.

[@FoshoTheOne]

“Don’t you dare explain this!” But he still had to 🤣

[@chazlon5061]

Then fuck off if you don't like it, :D :D

[@alecschrepel402]

Chaz Lon fuck u

[@rohanmac2139]

Chaz Lon do you like it?!?!???!?!!??!??!????!?!!!?!!!?!!!!??!!

[@breakreport1829]

"The feeling of being lost is a whirlwind of emotions" It sounds like he's trying to reach the word count for a paper

[@nickeon2]

When your homie catches you hitting the vape 6:18 lol

[@FluffyFaceYT]

Out of all people... LANCE STEWERT

[@cai6972]

Did they even have Slowthai on yet?

[@nightzzmixx]

@@chazlon5061 You're reaching lmao

[@farhanmarco7827]

Backpack kid: I’ll be flossiiiinnnnnn (999x) Lance Stewart: I’m lost. I’m lost. I’m founnnddd.

[@_lil_lil]

God I wish I knew how to make a remix of these together.

[@jak3y369]

Farhan Marco *I be flossin

[@farhanmarco7827]

@@jak3y369 I fixed his grammar.

[@Tsukinotaku]

@@farhanmarco7827 Well you should unfix it.

[@leilu_x3319]

Yea but at least the backpack kid one was funny as hell, lances vid just made me feel bad for him tbh

[@Albahlolmalek]

“Don’t you dare explain this lyric” Lmfao 😂😂😂😂

[@archermonika]

Nothing. Followed with : “Oh Nooo” 😂

[@tmaldon]

It's like John Lennon coming back from the dead seeing nothing but the Catcher in the Rye 💀

[@gumfry2386]

“Heavy lies the crown without the queen” isn’t actually that bad of a line tbh. It’s a shame it was put into a song like this

[@JobForAMaxboy]

It's pretty clichéd, which makes it even funnier that he doesn't get it

[@Jonqen]

"Heavy lies the crown..." is a misquote of the line "Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown", from Shakespeare's play Henry IV,

[@dootlime]

"What if the guillotine had diamonds on i-" *_"Yes, I would wear it"_*

[@lunarballoonistxo]

Secretly been thinking of a line of jewelry featuring the electric chair since i was like 13 lol

[@6squall9]

@@lunarballoonistxo will it be battery powered?

[@lunarballoonistxo]

@@6squall9 i bet i could make them light up 😭😭😭

[@6squall9]

@@lunarballoonistxo sounds cool even though tbh target demographic is pretty slim on that one. Now if you put a universally hated figure like Trump on it and make him tremble on command that could sell better ;)

[@jordankarl6463]

Half of this vid is of lance explaining how he is lost and the other half is Ethan shitting on studio 71 and I am okay with that

[@iHaveTheDocuments]

He's just explaining the most obvious things that happen to literally everyone.

[@chazlon5061]

Not literally, there's always exceptions,

[@ThePartyProfessors]

@@chazlon5061 hyperbole

[@VincentGonzalezVeg]

and then my balls were itchy and i scratched them, and thats incredibly prophetic about testicular comfort and how life makes you have to scratch and take the time to stop

[@urmum9971]

Vincent Gonzalez lmao

[@AlanaBananaCanada]

Speaking of I'm lost I'm lost I'm lost, This kid needs to get lost and not be found

[@strangerofthe2067]

Sometimes I imagine that Ethan is winking at me, no hetero.

[@zackzempel4859]

I turned my volume down literally everytime he started singing

[@dlwlrminn]

Zack Zempel that’s kinda rude, he already gets enough hate.

[@Bhalforii]

The best part is when his ghost writer wrote too hard lyrics for him to understand so he just made shit up haha. It's about sharing the burden of life and then having to shoulder the whole burden after a breakup. Not LITERALLY LYING IN BED HEAVILY FFS

[@ralphenstein9105]

"Heavy lies. It's like when you get in bed when you've eaten too much and your fat gut weighs you down and you can't move. The crown without my queen means when she takes the crown off."

[@lola_dash788]

Lmao loved the rant on studio 71. Unexpected but appreciated

[@mizore8079]

no cap

[@Ebiru2387]

Why is he yelling the lyrics he is supposed to sing? O right....auto tune....

[@FOxXyYgRaMpA]

You’d be surprised what has audio engineers have to do to get people like this to sound good. It gets down to the syllable if they’re good enough at editing and comping. It’s insane

[@Ebiru2387]

What is scary is that people like Lance actually think they can sing!

[@legitiotjake]

His voice would actually be well suited for a more punk infused genre. If instead of buying a beat to sing over he composed the whole thing himself, it would probably sound like a much more solid song. Also, M R, I bet the two friends you have are absolutely shitty people just like you.

[@kempercline9543]

M R listen to 808s and heartbreaks and tell me if auto tune is a cancer

[@_nomote_]

Kemper Cline it is cancer

[@hrtro]

the fact that he did this.... he genuinely thinks its good. damn. i kind of feel bad for him

[@Ruesterification]

It was Bill Hicks who made the crucifix joke. Great channel btw!

[@alisami6945]

You clearly like bill hicks so I strongly assume that the second part of your statement was sarcastic:))

[@Ruesterification]

@@alisami6945 ; )

[@jacknelson5891]

I think it was George Carlin actually.

[@mathatter9158]

Jack Nelson no definitely Bill Hicks

[@SpacePharaoh]

@@jacknelson5891 You think wrong. It was indeed Bill Hicks.

[@kylelaughinghouse1893]

He looks like evey guy from staten island named Dominic

[@rachela2727]

Or Vinnie lol

[@MrChunkerton2001]

I bet he tucks in a sweatshirt and turtle neck

[@kathyvictoria6059]

Well. There goes ever wanting to name my future son Dominic hahaha.

[@nunya69business]

He looks like he belongs on the Sopranos.

[@unplannedautopsy]

He looks like he jumps on shells, slides down pipes in overalls and likes pizza.

[@rivertrash9862]

Why does he yell the lyrics? That voice is so awful. I mean I can't sing either, but damn.

[@TeaSquiffy2]

The difference is, you're not sat in front of Genius belting out your lyrics. I can't sing either. What separates us from him is that we're not stupid enough to sit there and try to.

[@jacobbotting4107]

You don't need to be a chef to know if food is off

[@bea4790]

"I'M LOOOOOOST I'M FOOOOOOOUND"

[@JVG1627]

@@jacobbotting4107 best comment ever

[@kingcatzak]

@@jacobbotting4107 facts

[@t_ylr]

If genius cauls ewe its knot cause they're yore friend lol. Edit: Fixed it Kyle!

[@kylemartinich9983]

Tpelzy they’re** reee

[@GavinLPMband]

Highkey

[@chrisbuddvlogs1893]

thats fucking hilarious

[@liftedlegend710]

@@kylemartinich9983 lol only one screaming ree is you triggered by a small grammar mistake 😂

[@je6874]

Damions LiftedLife nah, I’m triggered and so are a lot of people lmao

[@GeorgiaOverdrive]

Studio71 claiming things with their German efficiency. Owned by ProSiebenSat1 Media AG

[@hazardous0887]

That “Jesus not wanting to see a cross when he comes back” joke was told by Bill Hicks. You’re welcome

[@GeorgiaOverdrive]

Wasn’t that the joke Letterman cut from his show and apologized 20 years later for?

[@hazardous0887]

Torben Otten I don’t know. All I know is that bill hicks told it

[@jesuswentgreen8263]

And i thought the backpack kid was genius' cringe peak

[@TurtReynalds]

Or ricegum recreating genius

[@Austin-yv2ts]

this makes me wonder why backpack isnt a bagpack

[@Hevvvyyy]

A new challenger approaches : lance "ghost fucker" stewart

[@Playstationnationalist]

Same

[@johnalddrumph456]

@@Austin-yv2ts because it's literally a PACK that sits on your BACK. Therefore backpack. This comment reminded me of those dumb ass kids in school that would call it a "Packpack"

[@MrOnion-kq4uf]

Love when you just shit on people, it's honestly hilarious, keep up the good work Ethan and Hila you massive legends.

[@daraotl5187]

I mean, there is some context here. Lance really puts himself out there on the internet, and he's really unlikable. And now he's on genius. Both he (and Genius themselves) are shitting on actual artists.

[@BridgesOnBikes]

Dara Otl it’s basically Bay-BEE SHARK DO DO DO DO...

[@SteveTheBox]

Out of context, this comment would look pretttyyy weird.

[@CaliforniaChurro]

Ethan is doing God's work by shitting on the pieces of shit of the internet 🙏🏼

[@carterspringer48]

Ethan goes on a rant for 10 minutes about studio 71😂😂

[@aufwiederzane]

Ethan's eyebrows not holding back in this one xD

[@xxrobloxgamerxx4416]

Bill Hicks did the bit and said it would be like kennedy coming back and seeing rifle pendents

[@OldSchool82]

lol

[@patricet6580]

Lance' Kermit the frog voice gets me every damn time. Haha

[@_lil_lil]

Don't drag Kermit like that. Actually they should have Kermit the Frog come in and explain "it's not easy being green"

[@unplannedautopsy]

It's not easy... being green.

[@unplannedautopsy]

@@ObesePuppies Don't talk to patrice like that.

[@mattcoakes5682]

The lyrics are obviously written by someone else. The phrase is totally supposed to be "heavy lies the crown (without the queen)" Kinda sad that he needed a ghost writer for this lol

[@VaunShiz]

Yea its a bad ghost writer most people can change the lyrics and make it better

[@B-Bro-pg9qh]

Lance Stewart and ghost writer. There’s a good joke in there somewhere

[@jschatz]

so he can’t write lyrics and he can’t sing and he’s an “artist” :)

[@6squall9]

Yeah yeah all this talk, but can you hire a ghost that writes better lyrics?

[@jakebateman]

why this mans explaining “I’m lost I’m lost I’m found I’m lost I’m found”

[@SourCrouter]

"I'll be in the kitchen and have flashbacks to when I never had to be in the kitchen"

[@celiasmith1883]

Bill Hicks said that "Jesus wouldn't want to see a cross".

[@ghouldishanimal]

*Genius gets Paul McCartney on their channel* Paul: Well, I said “I wanna hold your hand”... because I wanted to hold her hand... It’s really not that deep, I don’t think I need to explain it... I have other songs you know...

[@lcope9]

💀💀💀

[@placebo12345678]

Bill Hicks wrote the joke about Jesus never wanting to see a cross again, not Eddie Izzard.

[@GREENWARRI0R]

Came here to say this. Needs more likes tbh.

[@empathicstudio2066]

And it would be like if JFK came back and everyone had sniper rifle crosshair pins on.

[@empathicstudio2066]

And it would be like if JFK came back and everyone had sniper rifle crosshair pins on

[@gk2744]

Empathic Studio except Jesus died on the cross for us. It’s suppose to represent what he did for us all in order to save us. That’s why people wear it. Obviously that’s not why jfk died. It was an u fortunate and unexpected death, and it shouldn’t have happened, but Context matters.

[@therealJiggySaw]

Genius: Hey maybe we can start to salvage our name to get back on our feet. Lance Stewart: I'm bout to ruin this mans whole career

[@thelonewanderer5094]

“Heavy lies the crown without the king” was a decent line until he explained it

[@dangerdingus7559]

Heavy lies the crown a deep bar about how power and success can be harder then it seems and how lonely it is up on top . Lance : its about when I wake up in bed

[@jayhallman6666]

Bill Hicks had the jokes about Jesus not wanting to come back and see crucifixes.

[@merkurii3877]

Yeah Alex is a funny guy.

[@merkurii3877]

@@shadowcattt u obviously didn't get the joke

[@mixerFL]

This dude is a lyrical genius. He should be the face of the genius channel

[@mas_adnan_81]

Sarcasm 100

[@taffysaur]

He is the new Tupac. The voice of a generation.

[@fupalishous1878]

2:27 that actually sounds like Ethan ironically singing

[@professorpancakes6545]

Sounds exactly the same lol

[@Beaneabean]

Wow, youre right

[@fupalishous1878]

Karynna Hill I actually had to watch the original video to make sure Ethan didn’t dub over it.

[@PojelV]

I'm so glad someone else thought that too

[@benantonietti9173]

Like John Lennon coming back and seeing “A Catcher In the Rye”

[@irishickson7311]

when you replayed 'I had you you had me' I fucking died in my seat

[@safir2241]

Cringe compilations? No. Genius music analyses. *W H E E Z E*

[@YourFriendDevin]

I like your mandelbrot

[@safir2241]

CRUSTYDOGTAINT Thank you!

[@candiiyadigg3880]

I’m sorry he sounds like Ethan when he’s making a parody 😂🤦🏻‍♀️

[@anomaly_doopliss]

He really does lmao

[@anamf247]

my boi lance is REAL FLAT on the “i had you you had me”

[@matthewroth1]

Title says Lance Stewart, came here to listen to Ethan rant about MCNs.

[@styledbyjuless]

I am addicted to this podcast, I need to go to AA class for this

[@litbopeep5726]

CONGRATS ON BABY THEODORE! I just had my first son (named Elijah) exactly 16 days ago. So. I feel like an expert on baby boys already and man are you in for a ride

[@ike1218CA]

Your son has a nice gamer name. Very nice and original.

[@elijahwilson7779]

Yay another kid with my name 👍😆 Good luck with the motherhood

[@irishsailor9181]

Congrats ! Get ready for a wild ride. I wouldn't go back for anything. Even when they piss you off you just love them so much. Make sure you take the time to really cherish these first years. My baby girl is almost three.

[@sauldc1829]

Genius: “Okay for summer you can choose any artist we can do a video” Intern: “ Lance Stewart”

[@Shams-fe6lq]

This is the flossing kid now, feel old yet??

[@iixbrianna3575]

NOOOOO OML WHAT

[@olrafiki8449]

You being real rn?

[@chumlee8258]

No

[@lpokiiim]

Bill HIcks did the bit about Jesus returning and the crosses

[@Jim-vq9yg]

Is Lance's dad a bigwig in the music industry or something?

[@IanVinh]

All I need to be on Genius is sing badly? Got it.

[@spiciestt6136]

Sorry to break it to you chief, you need to be popular.

[@bluecollarben9836]

I guess now Vine stars are considered "artists" Great

[@FreeAlbertPike]

Ben Lucier that’s where lance came from. I completely forgot he existed

[@Tsukinotaku]

I mean. Some were talented comedians... some.

[@evelynlonely]

I don’t like body shaming people but why does he look like a hamster?

[@saadrehman1997]

lmfao what?

[@VPre3O]

Kinda??

[@bayleighb23]

max. That’s actually extremely accurate

[@Gaby-fb7gh]

Hamsters are adorable tho

[@DoPrice]

Body shaming doesn’t exist. Just a false term created by pussy snowflakes who don’t want to be reminded they have diabetes but still stuffing their face with Cheetos

[@larsbrady6322]

Man, really like Dan. I feel like he's so reasonable and level-headed.

[@anerexicsumo5512]

Have people experienced a break up this is the worst way to explain it (the lyrics)

[@tommybool1000]

Not really tho

[@oddronuctv]

Bill Hicks had the crucifix joke. I do believe. Great commentary.

[@hotchokletymilk4239]

Came looking for this. Eddie also had some bits on that kind of material, but the original Jesus-Kennedy one's on ma boi Bill.

[@Allyct1980]

love you guys so much!! you helped me dostract myself and feel better when i didnt have anything or anyone else♡ i wish you the best of luck with your new family!

[@lukey391]

Ay same here. They always make my day or life better when I see their videos or podcasts.

[@missuncongenial1843]

Me too. I love them.

[@lolarose3423]

I had to turn the volume down like 3 times because his singing is so bad and was hurting my ears.

[@BeautifulxTired]

He sounds like a 13 year old who had his parents buy him into a label.

[@missmac6572]

“Get a load of his cross .. “ 😩😂😂😂😩🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@hondaprius5025]

"Poetic", are you kidding me? THOSE ARE BARS

[@chakerz1233]

WAIT FOR IT BARRRRRRRRRSSSS

[@chasevegas138]

Ethan...Good save on that John Lennon thing you were about to say. Good catch. lol

[@Lancym]

On behalf of all the Lances, we very much agree that he doesn't deserve to be called a Lance. He should be called a Nick.. probably. -People with the name Lance

[@taffysaur]

You guys should get together and do the Lance Dance 🕺🏿

[@outlawbeats3602]

But you're notlance

[@calebmorgan25]

This dudes complaining about being reminded of his ex in the home they lived in together like he doesn’t have the resources to move at literally any time

[@yeetsrus7955]

I'm looking at the title and I instantly thought: "You can't ruin anything that was already ruined."

[@dystopiawaves]

“See your silhouette in my king size” is basically a stolen bar from juice weld’s “lucid dreams” which is “I still see your shadows in my room”

[@DowntownDarius]

Where can I find that soundboard they've made with the h3 memes? I swear that shit cracks me up everytime

[@diegolovato5522]

On their computers at the office in CA

[@alexmccausland]

It's not easy

[@perlidamusica]

strong contender for the most dynamic vocalist of our time

[@talibnunnally1531]

Your eyebrows move in a wave motion from left to right, and it's trippy. I can't unsee it

[@notacop9263]

Me and yous the right fit. *Singing this when i go shoe shopping*