I do not own any of the rights to Tim Hawkins or his comedy. Just a huge fan! enjoy!
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@eliegbert81214 жыл бұрын
Bride walks down the aisle "She's a Gold Digger!"
@barbarakelly19164 жыл бұрын
or, "Barracuda!"
@maureenmyerskoeppel51624 жыл бұрын
LOL!!! Right!
@kenmike20104 жыл бұрын
Love is: kzbin.info/www/bejne/haXMpp2agJuFprs
@aaronjones64394 жыл бұрын
CRAZY BITCH, buck cherry
@CJ_Cantu_804 жыл бұрын
Or classic 80s song " oh oh here she comes . She a man eater.. "
@michaelr72544 жыл бұрын
(Bride walks down the aisle) "WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!"
@dielaughing734 жыл бұрын
"Where's your head at?"
@aaronjones64394 жыл бұрын
"shake that ass for a $20.00 bill/ crazy bitch, buck cherry"
@stephaniewolfe66043 жыл бұрын
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT WHO WHO WHO
@andrewgraham76593 жыл бұрын
Should be changed to who let the cow out.
@babboon57643 жыл бұрын
Friend of mine went up to a fat bird in a pub He said, 'Excuse me pet, do you have a pen'? With a smile she replied 'Sure I have'. 'Well', he said, 'Does the farmer know you've escaped from it'?
@ForwardWolf-Hobbies6 жыл бұрын
The Clash - Should I Stay or Should I Go
@cornellgreen36925 жыл бұрын
Forward Wolf What A Fool Believes - Doobie Brothers.
@Riprake4 жыл бұрын
"Everyone *knows* I'm in over my head, over my head..."
@maevemallory21224 жыл бұрын
haha good one!
@Chloe.Miller214 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@mariosebastiani32144 жыл бұрын
UNBEATABLE
@KaneColin3 жыл бұрын
Bride walks down the aisle: Stacy’s Mom has got it going on.
@em7pug263 жыл бұрын
XD
@MasterAnakinSkyWalker3 жыл бұрын
That'd be bad if the bride's name is Stacy
@ethanviktor3 жыл бұрын
😂
@andrewg37683 жыл бұрын
One of the bad members passed away from.Covid!
@cryptiddmashups00113 жыл бұрын
Ok but I legitimately know someone who had that song on her wedding playlist
@TourettesMajestic4 жыл бұрын
When my cousins left their wedding they played “Highway to hell”
@underworldguardian7044 жыл бұрын
“He is a man of focus, determination, and sheer fucking will”.
@goudagirl60954 жыл бұрын
oh my...are they still married?!
@grimcreeper58304 жыл бұрын
I actually was able to convince my parents to play this at their wedding.
@TourettesMajestic4 жыл бұрын
@@goudagirl6095 no they are not 😂😂
@ThunderHorseBn3 жыл бұрын
Your cousins got married? To each other?
@bobs.3815 жыл бұрын
*Bride walking down the aisle* Woah here she comes, she's a maneater!
@cornellgreen36925 жыл бұрын
Bob S. This will describe your marriage: HELTER SKELTER!
@Riprake4 жыл бұрын
"...and I said 'No, no! No, no no no!' I said 'No, no! You're not the one for me!'"
@maevemallory21224 жыл бұрын
lololol
@jongilbertson21064 жыл бұрын
Dang it! I just typed that out, and almost hit Reply, until I realized it had already been taken.
@mareonaranch35654 жыл бұрын
My money.... Brandon Lay
@paulabrogan7078 жыл бұрын
another one bites the dust my dad played at my wedding
@twiztidjester31518 жыл бұрын
That would be great if he did an "inappropriate funeral songs" standup. Lmao
@mariwright70037 жыл бұрын
Twiztid Jester oh gosh 😂😂
@ChiefBerry6 жыл бұрын
I have recommended that song to all my sisters, daughters, and nieces. And not one of em would take me up on it!
@The_Jimplication6 жыл бұрын
I told my brother to ensure that that is played at the end of my funeral
@user-gm2kt7vy8h6 жыл бұрын
you're dad is a god among men
@ejgoldlust4 жыл бұрын
True story: my dad and I performed 50 Ways to Leave your Lover at my brother's wedding. For the encore, we did Free Bird. My brother literally fell over in his chair laughing. One of the greatest moments of my life.
@lokisgodhi4 жыл бұрын
....and the bride took out a restraining order against you and your father.
@ejgoldlust4 жыл бұрын
@@lokisgodhi No, she loved every minute. (Turns out her own mother was genuinely, far more inappropriate.)
@zevfarkas51204 жыл бұрын
@@ejgoldlust A wife with a sense of humor - priceless!
@ireallyreallyhategoogle4 жыл бұрын
A stupid DJ decided by himself to play 50 Ways to Leave your Lover during the wedding reception.
@kevinwhitescarver83694 жыл бұрын
He should have thrown in " I wish I had Jesse's girl".
@meatballg86553 жыл бұрын
"you gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, know when to walk away, know when to run"
@CrystalKimbrellАй бұрын
You better count your money when you're sitting at the table.
@RinJackson19 күн бұрын
@user-mw1vr4kk3x Thought the line was "Never", not "better"...
@justin23085 сағат бұрын
There’ll be time enough for countin’ when the dealin’s done.
@michaelheintz88533 жыл бұрын
I was a professional church musician for 60 years. What strikes terror into any organist's heart is when the bride says "O, by the way, I have this friend who sings."
@rubynelson11642 жыл бұрын
cold shivers down the preacher's back too.
@ulrichkalber90392 жыл бұрын
and cause them to pray "OH LORD MAKE HE/SHE CAN ACTUALLY SING"
@ulrichkalber90392 жыл бұрын
warning to everybody in the family: "If aunt XXXX volunteers to sing DO NOT ACCEPT THE OFFER - - - EVER!!!"
@rebeccatowers69472 жыл бұрын
Church musician for more than 23 years here. I feel this deeply.🙋🏼♀️
@Praise___YaH Жыл бұрын
Guys, HERE is Our TRUE Savior YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF” From the Ancient Egyptian Semitic: "Yad He Vav He" is what Moshe (Moses) wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3) Ancient Egyptian Semitic Direct Translation Yad - "Behold The Hand" He - "Behold the Breath" Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
@coloneltungsten10 жыл бұрын
"But I stiillllll haven't fouuunnd, what I'm lookin fooorrrr!!!"
@count73404 жыл бұрын
I had the Imperial March playing as my soon-to-be wife walked down the aisle.
@AuntieNiki4 жыл бұрын
Count that would have been the BEST THING EVER!! Unfortunately, my husband isn’t as much a geek as me
@Aj326784 жыл бұрын
ha ha nice I had the opening score for Star Wars at my wedding, worked really well.
@clairecarlia-jones59794 жыл бұрын
You are a LEGEND!!!!!! 😝
@thatdude0344 жыл бұрын
I'm guessing that's why she's still your "soon-to-be wife"..
@NYCPaddler4 жыл бұрын
Awesome! I had the opening song from Princess Bride. A guitarist and organist played it.
@michaelalexander38285 жыл бұрын
The DJ at one wedding reception I attended played “All my ex’s live in Texas”. The wedding of course was in TEXAS !
@brettallgoodtunes94834 жыл бұрын
Michael Alexander parody version 🎵 ALLLLLL MY EXES CHANGED THEIR SEXES...🎶
@VenerableBede25103 жыл бұрын
There is no such thing as an inappropriate George Strait song
@mikekaatman31943 жыл бұрын
A musician friend of mine on Aruba played ,,I want to break free" by Queen...father of the bride stopped him real quick.
@Papercut3373 жыл бұрын
I’m in Texas, and I’d be severely disappointed if the DJ at my wedding didn’t play this one lol
@aidentgaming99773 жыл бұрын
R.I.P
@zakwindle88593 жыл бұрын
I’m literally playing at a wedding tonight, and we’re playing “what’s love got to do with it”. It’s really interesting that I came across this video 😂
@Nina-rg8es3 жыл бұрын
That's awesome, wish I could be there!
@userunkown.51053 жыл бұрын
how did it go?
@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr28232 жыл бұрын
Does she know it's about a wife beater?
@kikib84342 жыл бұрын
The Universe has spoken 😁.
@terrymacarsey26173 жыл бұрын
I went to a wedding a few years ago in Indonesia and to prove how good his English was, the DJ sang Please Release Me by Englebert Humperdink. Most of the Indonesians were really impressed with his English but I was almost on the floor cracking up
@jackib58762 жыл бұрын
OMG! I can’t think of a worse song for a wedding!
@blackmber Жыл бұрын
I just listened to it. It gets worse with every line, going from “I don’t love you anymore” to “her lips are warm while yours are cold” then “you’d be a fool to cling to me” 💀
@adamgattis37498 жыл бұрын
Bride walking down the aisle. "Fat bottom girls you make the rocking world go round!!" XD
@RinJackson6 жыл бұрын
Adam Gattis Or how about "Baby Got Back"?
@jackhemsworth75156 жыл бұрын
I'd love that song at my wedding.. and baby got back :p
@rhysbol69865 жыл бұрын
I was low key expecting him to say that
@jasilee90625 жыл бұрын
I don’t care what song I walk down the aisle to as long as it’s queen
@theghost72775 жыл бұрын
No no hahah no
@TheSoulofsweets4 жыл бұрын
I could listen to 20 more minutes of this man just singing songs that would be terrible at weddings
@bigwillietheb11 ай бұрын
another inapproiate song at a wedding love stinks - J Giels Band
@Mac36226 жыл бұрын
If your fiance is named Stacy : "Stacy's Mom" by Fountains of Wayne
@matrixphijr5 жыл бұрын
Or... even if she's not!
@theghost72775 жыл бұрын
Yesss great now I have to go listen to this gonna be bopping all afternoon to this
@Tentin.Quarantino5 жыл бұрын
Fiancée winona - Winona’s got a big brown beaver and she show’d it off to all her friends....
@rockboy2k7984 жыл бұрын
Why not bowling for soup
@kbsabin4 жыл бұрын
@@rockboy2k798 Girl all the bad guys want?
@maerynboirionnach98693 жыл бұрын
True Story. I got married in 1987. We hired a friend's band to play the reception. We wanted our first dance to be to "Almost Paradise". Our friend assured us they could play it. Fast forward to the wedding day, we go to have our first dance, and the band starts playing a different song than what we asked for. My first dance at my wedding was to "Help Me Make it Through the Night".
@catwoman23293 жыл бұрын
That's hilarious! Well, you'll never forget THAT!! 🤣🤣🤣
@aqua66133 жыл бұрын
You should have been working on the night moves 😉
@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr28233 жыл бұрын
It's not a hard song. Were you sober when you picked them? Lol
@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr28233 жыл бұрын
B, all musicians who say they know such-and-such are LYING. Musicians will lie about the time. Lol --a musician.
@maerynboirionnach98693 жыл бұрын
@@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 They were actually a really good band. In retrospect, I think he just wasn't paying much attention when I was talking about wanting that song and forgot all about it.
@SealofPerfection3 жыл бұрын
I had the organist play "The Final Countdown" right before everyone walked in. This was in 2000...he didn't know the song, and I had to do some serious searching to find that sheet music back then so he could play it.
@KayPrescesky3 ай бұрын
I,,, You effing legend!
@archangelgv28118 жыл бұрын
Iron Maiden "Run To The Hills Run For Your Life"
@amyreinholdson1707 жыл бұрын
Lots of good comments/song suggestions out here, but Iron Maiden made me laugh out loud....thanks!!
@Tentin.Quarantino5 жыл бұрын
MINIMARKSMAN run from your wiiiiife
@thereverendofrock18635 жыл бұрын
Then play Wasted Years for the 50th Anniversary!!
@hollowgrand4 жыл бұрын
If you really want to confuse everyone, play this: kzbin.info/www/bejne/rGeneZuOfNGJbJI
@floydfreeman13184 жыл бұрын
Hallowed be thy name
@BSE13209 жыл бұрын
Wifes walking down the aisle. "I'M ON THE HIIIIIGGGGWAYYY TO HELLLL!" :D
@vampiravoid8 жыл бұрын
+Tom B If someone sings that while I walk down the aisle I won't even be mad, I'll just laugh my ass off and roll with it
@WeDwellinaFiefdom8 жыл бұрын
A friend of mine's sister actually had played that.
@jasminem97718 жыл бұрын
+Tom B You genius man
@pepper3418 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 i would like tim hawkins play ANY song at my wedding. 😂😂😂
@emmanueldelosreyes5558 жыл бұрын
genius hear
@michael_johnston4 жыл бұрын
"I can't get no satisfaction!" "I wish that I had Jessie's girl!" "She's a super freak!!!!" "Hey, you're a crazy b!t¢h" "Hello darkness, my old friend"
@theneoenigma20944 жыл бұрын
“...but ya fuck so good I’m on top of it.”
@stephenemmett97534 жыл бұрын
I Write Sins Not Tragedies is an EXTREMELY INAPPROPRIATE wedding tune - why? "What a shame the poor groom's bride is a *WHORE* ."
@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr28232 жыл бұрын
That last one is called "Sound of Silence, " I think.
@ulrichkalber90392 жыл бұрын
@@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 it is...
@chrisrudolf98392 жыл бұрын
Note to self: If I should ever consider to ask a friend to sing at my wedding, make sure to not schedule the song until after she said yes.
@BKPrice4 жыл бұрын
The Kinks - Lola Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man
@MasterAnakinSkyWalker3 жыл бұрын
Well think about it, dude.
@rafelplana62073 жыл бұрын
Lola is a transsexual person.
@TheIkaika7774 жыл бұрын
The best wedding song ever written? “If you wanna be happy For the rest of your life, Never make a pretty woman your wife, So from my personal point of view, Get an ugly girl to marry you.”- Get An Ugly Girl To Marry You
@Blazedasonic3 жыл бұрын
My mom played this at her wedding, as she had a constant joke about it when she was trying to find a guy. I think she's beautiful, but at the time, she couldn't find a guy, so she vowed she would play this at her wedding.
@MikeV86523 жыл бұрын
I told a college girlfriend about this song because it's funny. She was not amused and got mad at me. I didn't marry her (or anybody else). I now have the song on the rotation of MP3s that I play in my car.
3 жыл бұрын
@@MikeV8652 Marrying her would've been a BIG mistake. Sounds like a typical feminazi.
@MikeV86523 жыл бұрын
@ She wasn't a feminazi. She was a traditionalist who thought that women were "sugar and spice and everything nice," meaning above any honest evaluation.
@paint3ball3 жыл бұрын
@@MikeV8652 and she lived happily ever after with her 14 cats
@random-name-picker-794654 жыл бұрын
Devil in disguise.. Star wars imperial marsh. Ghostbusters. Another one bites the dust.
@chadvalliere86974 жыл бұрын
jan Grube Wood in my friends wedding and he did imperial march walking down the isle.
@nightshadow7311 жыл бұрын
I'm a wedding DJ... I just about died laughing. The words I dread hearing is "we just don't want to do what everyone else does".....oh the song choices. lol
@fauzyb2910 жыл бұрын
Oh god ... can totally relate, mobile DJ as well.
@americanpatriot6467 жыл бұрын
As the Kimchi Turns has anyone asked for white wedding by Billy diol nobody listens to part 2 of that song.
@jjcevering94117 жыл бұрын
As the Kimchi Turns amen?
@AlbertaRose944 жыл бұрын
ROFLMAOx10!!!!!! I got flashbacks to December 1993 and met the man who became my husband. When the conversation started to lag, he said his side job was working as a D.J. and spent about 20 minutes telling me some of his experiences at wedding receptions.
@timhawkins98102 жыл бұрын
❤️❤️❤️
@puppyhowler3 жыл бұрын
bride walks down the isle: *bo burnam's lower your standards
@scottylilacleona91933 жыл бұрын
I could see something like that being pretty sweet actually. “We’re not perfect but we’re still deserving of love from each other” type of thing.
@silverstrike60484 жыл бұрын
I think "Highway to Hell" would be a great choice for a wedding.
@Taylor_57244 жыл бұрын
Haha wife bad
@autocrow4 жыл бұрын
LOL!! I always think about that song when going somewhere I really do not want to go!
@petersmithm94 жыл бұрын
Have heard it at two weddings.
@silverstrike60484 жыл бұрын
@Icky Vicky : I would prefer Stairway to Heaven at mine, and Life's Been Good by Joe Walsh.
@jacklivingston82103 жыл бұрын
Or a funeral
@maxpower197115 жыл бұрын
Bride walking down the isle: “SHOT THROUGH THE HEART, AND YOU’RE TO BLAME!! YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME!” XD
@nikkiduncan20969 жыл бұрын
I always thought Meat Loaf's "Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad" would be pretty epic...
@Benchpress334 жыл бұрын
Bat Outta Hell could have a double meaning depending on how they take it
@AlbertaRose944 жыл бұрын
I have always thought “I’ll do anything for love but I won’t do that” would have a double meaning and be a real tacky wedding song.
@luvdady4 жыл бұрын
Dashboard lights would be even greater
@kenmike20104 жыл бұрын
Love is: kzbin.info/www/bejne/haXMpp2agJuFprs
@andrewgraham76593 жыл бұрын
Actually I think Anything for Love but I won't do that tickles my fancy. I might even use that my defense when a woman takes an interest in me.
@tonyplaysthemambo4 жыл бұрын
I remember hearing about someone who attended a wedding where the bride walked down the aisle to "Send in the Clowns."
@kevinrawding67303 жыл бұрын
“I wish that I had Jessie’s girl”
@Riku_Sarashiki3 жыл бұрын
If the groom's name was Jessie, I'd laugh my ass off. Too bad it's situational.
@sarah2.0173 жыл бұрын
One of the first "America's Funniest Home Videos" programs featured a wedding band playing "You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling."
@gregnormal55. Жыл бұрын
Hello! How are you doing today, please pardon me for intruding into your privacy but I just wanted to know if you’re a fan ? Have a great day. Stay Safe.
@jimgregory88374 жыл бұрын
AC/DC "She's got balls"
@joelalexander53384 жыл бұрын
That would have been great!
@imthegrinchthatstolechrist43844 жыл бұрын
Dirty big balls
@xMasteLPx4 жыл бұрын
More Like AC/DC Highway to Hell
@ENDERTON20004 жыл бұрын
@@imthegrinchthatstolechrist4384 my balls are always bouncing To the left and to the right...
@danieljosephrittenhouse43044 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@kshepard525 жыл бұрын
"Yesterday... all my troubles seemed so far away. Now it seems as though they're here to stay, oh I believe in yesterday." My ex-wife actually suggested that for a wedding. Probably would actually have been good for a laugh.
@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr28232 жыл бұрын
I'd go for it. Lol Btw, really funny movie about that called "Yesterday." Somehow the Beatles never existed. But one guy knows all their stuff. So he tries to play it for his parents to constant interruptions. Lol
@SuperSuperGenius4 жыл бұрын
True story: My brother was DJ for a wedding in the late 80's. He had a little too much Champagne before the ceremony and played "Puff the Magic Dragon" as the Bride walked down the aisle. I kid you not it was the most hilarious moment never caught on film.
@haydencassidy95362 жыл бұрын
Link ? Or it didn't happen
@ddebenedictis2 жыл бұрын
@@haydencassidy9536 but he said "True story". Therefore it has to be true.
@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr28232 жыл бұрын
I saw a dog trying to jump on young cows and a donkey came in from.WAY WAY off in the fields, just walked up to the dog...and he came over, and then the donkey brayed right in his face! I've taken care of dogs for 35 years. I've never seen one move so quickly. Under the fence like it wasn't there and under the porch.
@ddebenedictis2 жыл бұрын
@@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 I want to believe you, really I do. But you forgot to start your comment with "True story". That failure renders the entire comment dubious and suspect. Signed, Random guy
@99zorba2 жыл бұрын
@@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 Donkeys are actually brought in to protect csttle from wild dogs as they can crush them with their front legs. They are very protective and can live upwards of 60 years. One of the most understated creatures on a farm.
@graeme0114 жыл бұрын
This made me laugh. And yes there are a thousand other "inappropriate" songs out there. This video could've been much longer!
@randomchild28024 жыл бұрын
Bride walking down the aisle Tim: BuT i StiLl HAveNt FouNd WhAt iM loOkiNg fOr
@timhawkins98102 жыл бұрын
❤️❤️
@autumnhobbit10 жыл бұрын
"Imma make this a wedding no one's EVER gonna forget." XD
@stevetomlinson67936 жыл бұрын
autumn hobbit yuhcu
@isabellefeasel70006 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@kshepard525 жыл бұрын
No, see... he already said that. Try to post original thoughts.
@flamixflame26854 жыл бұрын
@@kshepard52 it's in quotation marks
@annelise68648 жыл бұрын
"But I still haven't found what I'm looking for" bride looks around the room, pretending not to see her man.
@makennaf33987 жыл бұрын
Anne Lise yes
@aaronjones64397 жыл бұрын
jennies got a gun, lolololololol
@Riprake4 жыл бұрын
"Don't know that I will, but until I can find me a girl who'll stay and won't play games behind me, I'll be what I am: solitary man."
@dhobbs73863 жыл бұрын
or the other way around, the man looking for another woman or even better yet, another man
@petegouch89233 жыл бұрын
"It must have been love, but it's over now" by Roxette.
@craigcook10304 жыл бұрын
Confederate Railroad " I like my women just a little on the trashy side"
@Aint_no_senators_son2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@michaelbarnes62742 жыл бұрын
When my wife and I argue we're like a band, we start with the new stuff and then go on to the golden oldies.
@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr28232 жыл бұрын
I had a band with a drummer I've known so long, the guy asked us how long we'd been married. Nope, we were smart. Just wait til you really want to divorce them, save some time.
@kellysong22564 күн бұрын
That's just The Law Of Marital Arguments 😂😂
@gregpeterson79463 жыл бұрын
True story: Went to a wedding reception featuring a DJ for music. He played some current tunes, but dialed up Frank Sinatra for background. Just before the bride was to address the gathering, Frank slid into "The lady is a tramp". Three people fell over each other trying to reach the mixing console while the crowd collapsed laughing.
@MaggieMBKMusic10 жыл бұрын
How about "If you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with."
@starrgamer139 жыл бұрын
I got an even better one....."If I'm not near the girl I love, I love the girl that I'm near!!!"
@timhawkins98102 жыл бұрын
❤️❤️❤️
@Rawk4Life10 жыл бұрын
"I Knew You Were Trouble" by Taylor Swift and "Jessie's Girl" by Rick Springfield would be appropriate for the list.
@Jazzyjen199710 жыл бұрын
OMG!! That would be perfect!! :D
@Mrhootie3336 жыл бұрын
Was expecting Jesse's Girl for sure
@shadow_ax6 жыл бұрын
Rawk4Life: At my wedding (assuming I find Miss Right someday), I've got a contingency plan if an ex-girlfriend shows up. I'll ask my bride to walk down the aisle to "Love Bites (So Do I)" by Halestorm. (Look it up; it actually would work pretty well in that situation, lol!)
@jarvisfamily38375 жыл бұрын
@@shadow_ax "Love Bites" by Def Leppard would also work...at least at those weddings where everyone in the pews is wondering, "What the h... are they thinkin'..?" :-)
@Riprake4 жыл бұрын
"I've changed my mind; I take it back... Erase and rewind, 'cause I've been changing my mind..."
@CamaroAmx4 жыл бұрын
She’s got balls-AC/DC (that song actually got Bon Scott divorced. His wife complained that he never wrote a song about her. So he did...).
@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr28233 жыл бұрын
Wut? Really? She wasn't dating Don Henley. Was this a surprise?
@franka16213 жыл бұрын
That’s just dirty laundry… 😂
@lepurpleboi32663 жыл бұрын
Power move
@blackmber Жыл бұрын
It’s shocking how often weddings feature “Marry You” by Bruno Mars. “We’re looking for something dumb to do, hey baby, I think I wanna marry you…If we wake up and you Wanna break up, that's cool No, I won't blame you It was fun, girl” So romantic 😬
@gregnormal55. Жыл бұрын
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@chasbodaniels17444 жыл бұрын
"I met a gin-soaked barroom queen in Memphis ..... But she's a Honky Tonk, Honky Tonk, woman .... "
@CavemanJesus4Life6 жыл бұрын
I thought he was going to do Fleetwood Mac's "You could go your own way"
@jonathanlewis61463 жыл бұрын
He also should have done Carry that Weight, by the Beatles.
@babboon57643 жыл бұрын
Or their 'Man of the world'
@lepurpleboi32663 жыл бұрын
Or Tusk
@kileyeugene10 жыл бұрын
DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY!.....were gonna cut that its not gonna be in the show.... puts on youtube......oops!
@FireLordJohn319110 жыл бұрын
lol!
@TRINIDYBONES4589 жыл бұрын
XD Good one
@simcho67249 жыл бұрын
Hfamily It actually IS on the DVD though.
@RinJackson6 жыл бұрын
I doubt he's as sorry about that as he might like us to believe :)
@starrgamer139 жыл бұрын
I actually started choking, and I wasn't drinking anything!!! All Tim Hawkins videos should have this at the beginning..... WARNING Choking Hazard: Do not eat or drink anything while watching the following clip.
@65coupestang9 жыл бұрын
This should be in the begining before the song !!! Is when you should give the warning !!!😡
@thefurtshow7 жыл бұрын
frozen song
@richardcline13372 жыл бұрын
Many years ago I was asked to create a tape for a coworker's wedding. He and his bride to be came over to my house one night and picked out all of the music that was to be played. As they turnerd to face the congregation and start back down the aisle....Olivia Newton-John's "Physical"! THAT had everybody laughing like crazy.
@haachama-chama71793 жыл бұрын
"And the WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED, COMING DOWN THE MOUNTAIN SIDE"
@funkybeat013 жыл бұрын
“THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED. COMING DOWN THEY TURNED THE TIDE!”
@moneyman19951003 жыл бұрын
If my future bride is polish I’m pulling that shit!
@OKflyboy9 жыл бұрын
How about Pearl Jam? "She lies and says she's in love with him. Can't find a better man!"
@cornellgreen36925 жыл бұрын
Permaculture Newbies How about the Eagles: You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave!
@dwightsmith46414 жыл бұрын
I used to love her but I had to kill her...
@Riprake4 жыл бұрын
Matchbox 20: "I wanna push you around; well, I will! Well, I will! I wanna push you down; well, I will! Well, I will! I wanna take you for granted..."
@DavidMendoza-sl3jf4 жыл бұрын
@@cornellgreen3692 I'll do you one better: "you can't hide your lyin' eyes"
@joeskis5 жыл бұрын
"And I would do anything for love... but I won't do that" Bride turns around and walks out.
@nctpti20733 жыл бұрын
But 'That' in the song is cheating on her or otherwise betraying her. Which the singer is saying they will not do. It is actually a love song...
@TieDyeVikki Жыл бұрын
@@nctpti2073 I HATE that song because it makes NO sense. "I would do anything for love, but I won't cheat on you" is a sentence that only makes sense if you change the word "but" to "and". Why can't people understand this? Now, let's say your partner is into receiving oral anal sex, which you find disgusting (loosely based on a true story, lol)... in that case, the song lyrics would make total sense. The difference being it's something your partner WANTS you to do, but you won't do it, no matter how much you love them. Unless Meatloaf's lady DOES actually want him to cheat on her and he doesn't want to... that's the only way the song makes sense... but I'm pretty sure that's not the case. Otherwise, I have much respect for Meatloaf's talent, and even this song is great musically and vocally, it's just the lyrics that drive me insane.
@nctpti2073 Жыл бұрын
@@TieDyeVikki You are making the mistake of assuming a person is only capable of loving one person at a time and that love is some sort of completely conscious choice. When you accept that a person can love more than one person at a time, then it makes sense. He loves her and will be true to her, no matter how he may feel about anyone else. Someone else he loves might want him to be with them instead of the woman he is with, whom he is singing to, but, even though he also loves that second person, he won't do that.
@FaithfulHorrorhound9 жыл бұрын
At my future wedding, HE'S HIRED!
@pepper3418 жыл бұрын
mine 2
@jhism7777 жыл бұрын
Jason Brown Play this at my wedding XDD
@bruvonjones5 жыл бұрын
I would hire him, but I'm gunna be alone forever
@cornellgreen36925 жыл бұрын
Jason Brown Desperado...... Why Don't You Come To Your Senses!
@emmafromearth42654 жыл бұрын
Haha
@TRayTV4 жыл бұрын
White Wedding - Billy Idol "Shotgun!"
@jediroya68103 жыл бұрын
I’ve been at a wedding where that was played. Chosen by the bride & groom for their first dance!
@gregnormal55. Жыл бұрын
@@jediroya6810 Hello! How are you doing today, please pardon me for intruding into your privacy but I just wanted to know if you’re a fan ? Have a great day. Stay Safe.
@libbycosner9309 жыл бұрын
Inappropriate songs to sing while the bride is coming down the aisle.... Girls, Girls, Girls, by Motley Crue. XD
@Rawk4Life9 жыл бұрын
KISSArmy Libby Also, "Bad Girlfriend" by Theory of a Deadman.
@kierstinryder42899 жыл бұрын
Angel by Theory of a Deadman would be great though. That's me and my boyfriend's song
@livingthattwelvelife22097 жыл бұрын
Or "Cold Hard Bitch" by Jet, or "Love Bites" by Def Leppard
@badpop9876 жыл бұрын
If you can’t be with the one you love, love the one your with....
@DerekGodfrey906 жыл бұрын
Libby Cosner She’s A Beauty would be pretty bad too.
@harmonicaboi96685 жыл бұрын
"You give love a bad name"
@JordanTheMinecrafter4 жыл бұрын
Saw this guy live. Actually laughed harder than any other standup I've seen.
@FireLordJohn31912 жыл бұрын
@bigray1999 or people who don’t feel the need to be crude with their humor and want to be able to laugh anyway.
@larbueno2 жыл бұрын
@bigray1999 Big Ray Wet Towel.
@Praise___YaH Жыл бұрын
Guys, HERE is Our TRUE Savior YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF” From the Ancient Egyptian Semitic: "Yad He Vav He" is what Moshe (Moses) wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3) Ancient Egyptian Semitic Direct Translation Yad - "Behold The Hand" He - "Behold the Breath" Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
@Suedepants100 Жыл бұрын
@bigray1999 aw, you’re offended that some of us can laugh without crude humor? This is coming from someone who watches both kinds of comedians. Grow up! Not everyone has the same taste. What a miserable existence you lead.
@bushchicken58823 жыл бұрын
Bride walks down the aisle "Here i go again on my own. Goin down the only road ive ever known. like a dreamer i was born to walk alone, and i've made up my mind!!!! "
@anthonyallen36974 жыл бұрын
"You could have been all I wanted, but you weren't honest, so get in the ground" Welcome Home - Coheed & Cambria
@Cre8tvMG8 жыл бұрын
I was at a wedding when the first song the band played for slow dancing was... Yesterday. Yesterday all my troubles seemed so far away now it looks as though they're here to stay Oh I believe in Yesterday... On a dare maybe??
@ChrisBrown-tt7cb6 жыл бұрын
Lol YES
@ednutter76535 жыл бұрын
I was at a wedding where they played Free Bird by Lynyrd Skynyrd as one of the dance songs... "If I leave here tomorrow, would you still remember me?" It lasted a couple of years...
@cornellgreen36925 жыл бұрын
Ed Nutter Ooh, That Smell Can't you smell That Smell Ooh, That Smell The smell of death around you
@joemcmurtrey2405 жыл бұрын
Suddenly, I’m not half the man I used to be Theres a shadow hanging over me Oh yesterday Came suddenly
@lynnjepson82184 жыл бұрын
@@ednutter7653 omg at my baby sister's funeral, they played Free Bird, but forgot to edit out the gunshot in the end! Holey majoley, we just about fainted, then started laughing. My baby sis would have LOVED it! LOL
@kosherjew42236 жыл бұрын
"I could make this a wedding no one is ever going to forget" had me dying!
@87654321j4 жыл бұрын
As the bride walks down the isle lol 😂 DIVORCE by Tammy Wynette
@lokisgodhi4 жыл бұрын
Make it a medley. Add Golden Ring by Tammy Wynette and George Jones. Followed up by You're the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly by Conway Twitty and Loretta Lynn.
@hockeyislife24 жыл бұрын
lokisgodhi YES
@mikemck47962 жыл бұрын
Friend sand at weddings and they asked for “Lips of an Angel.” Clearly they didn’t listen to the lyrics.
@jarnicknieuwenhuis59414 жыл бұрын
How about "In too deep, SUM41" "LAST RESORT, PAPA ROACH"
@dicebagdaryl8 жыл бұрын
How about "Show Me the Meaning of Being Lonely" by the Backstreet Boys when all the bridesmaids come out to catch the bouquet? :D
@jshepard1525 жыл бұрын
Booker DeWitt All Backstreet Boys songs are inappropriate. All the time.
@wyattridinger135 жыл бұрын
I was about to like but their are 69 likes
@sarawinardi67454 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@armag13246 жыл бұрын
Heres one... ♪ ALL YOU SINGLE LADIES, ALL YOU SINGLE LADIES, ALL YOU SINGLE LADIES LIFT UP YOUR HANDS!! ♪
@JoshMcSwain7 жыл бұрын
What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more
@DeltaTenNZ6 жыл бұрын
Bonus points if someone randomly starts wearing a cheesy grin and bobs their head ALA the SNL skit.
@karrae70855 жыл бұрын
Thanks.... now that is stuck in my head...
@svtirefire5 жыл бұрын
Must be played with a boom box on the shoulder.
@danstreet29235 жыл бұрын
Bruh...
@jerrykinnin79413 жыл бұрын
My first wedding me and my ex couldn't afford a photographer. So mom bought everyone a 10 shot disposable camera 50 guests and not one picture of me and my now ex-wife together. Mom had to Photoshop a picture of us together. Here's your sign.
@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr28232 жыл бұрын
You don't need a photographer, really. I mean, they are HIDEOUSLY expensive...
@maldoror40352 жыл бұрын
Should I stay or should I go
@J-Rod914 жыл бұрын
Britney Spears - Oops I Did It Again!!!! WOULD OF BEEN HILARIOUS!!!
@mikeholland27195 жыл бұрын
“why don’t we get drunk an screw”. Jimmy buffet. Best when the family is reserved.
@rebeccib19703 жыл бұрын
Love it
@Aint_no_senators_son2 жыл бұрын
Haven't heard that song in years. About to play it.
@rebeccib19702 жыл бұрын
Love Jimmy Buffet and all you 🦜 heads!
@kaffekupong4 жыл бұрын
”I write sins, not tragedies” by Panic! At the Disco.
@Gk2003m3 жыл бұрын
My band played Steve Miller’s “Mary Lou” at a friend’s wedding. That the marriage did not last 18 months is not because we played the song; we played the song because it was obvious the marriage was not gonna last 18 months
@timhawkins98102 жыл бұрын
❤️❤️❤️
@michaelcowan62545 жыл бұрын
As she is walking down the aisle: "Watch out boy She'll chew you up (Oh-oh, here she comes) She's a maneater"
@brokengirl86193 жыл бұрын
Or bad husband. I've known a few of em as my brothers in law, who abused my sisters, lived double lives, cheated, had secret kids, and abandoned their own kids. Highway to hell would been a good song for them.
@-ram-m26644 жыл бұрын
Perhaps we should just face it...all weddings are inappropriate for songs.
@rbuonfiglio10 жыл бұрын
Played a lot of weddings in the late 70's and there were two songs that people must have chosen by the titles without ever listening to the words: "Isn't She Lovely?" (which is about a newborn baby), and "Looks Like We Made It" (which is about a couple that split up.)
@msepiphqny Жыл бұрын
Bro why does NOBODY know Stevie wrote that about his child 😭 it literally says “less than one minute old”
@jacarts27933 жыл бұрын
"Your not the best, but your the best that I can do" Charlie Robison. Wonder why he's divorced?
@qdHazen3 жыл бұрын
"Lord, I was born a Ramblin' Man Tryna make a livin' and doin' the best I can And when it's time for leavin', I hope you'll understand That I was born a Ramblin' Man"
@iasimov59606 жыл бұрын
"He Stopped Loving Her Today"
@mattmuttley5 жыл бұрын
Bride comes walking down the isle....." You're venomous Poison, poison running through my veins"
@momster646 жыл бұрын
"I Used to Love Her But I Had to Kill Her" by Guns N Roses
@NoJusticeNoPeace4 жыл бұрын
"Hey Joe, where you goin' with that gun in your hand?"
@mikekaatman31943 жыл бұрын
Epic
@NFL19763 жыл бұрын
My ex-wife dedicated a beautiful Carly Simon song to me on our wedding day- "You're So Vain"
@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr28232 жыл бұрын
She couldn't go Anticipation, huh? Better of w/o them. Lol
@boringperson543910 жыл бұрын
So funny! I think it would be even more funny if he played Highway to Hell by ACDC
@FireLordJohn31916 жыл бұрын
Unlikely. He’s a Christian.
@theghost72775 жыл бұрын
@@FireLordJohn3191 he played Aerosmith dude Christian's have a sense of humor and like music were all not crazy man
@CamaroAmx4 жыл бұрын
“She’s got balls”, the love song Bon Scott wrote about his wife that had a hand in her divorcing him.
@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr28233 жыл бұрын
@@CamaroAmx Well, yeah, she didn't marry Steve Frickin Perry. Lol
@maxigol19775 жыл бұрын
I was at a wedding. They played Scotty Doesn't Know....the groom's name was Scott.
@charlesthebrick52513 жыл бұрын
THIS IS GREAT
@CamaroAmx4 жыл бұрын
Dixie Chicks- “ready to run” Ac/dc- “shot down in flames”. Bryan Adams- “run to you”.
@anSealgair3 жыл бұрын
Last one goes "I know her love is true but it's so damn easy making love to you"
@pauligrossinoz3 жыл бұрын
My wife loved that Bryan Adams song ... until I read out the lyrics to her ... 🤣
@CamaroAmx3 жыл бұрын
@@pauligrossinoz it’s actually one of my all time favorite Bryan Adams song.
@charliebeckham64854 жыл бұрын
Best wedding song to ever exist: Things You Don't Say to Your Wife by Tim Hawkins
@davidmckenna57623 жыл бұрын
My wedding they played donot marry her fuck me
@nickknight80653 жыл бұрын
Heading down the isle: "I ain't saying she a gold digger, uh, but she ain't messin' wit no broke...."
@connerwilson23576 жыл бұрын
I can't get no, satisfaction.
@1mdlmusic6 жыл бұрын
I once played a wedding where the bride and groom requested I sing their favorite songs as they separately approached the altar. Her favorite was "My Way", which starts out "And now, the end is near." The groom's favorite was "Release Me" (Please release me let me go, for I don't love you anymore). No idea if they're still married or not.
@fredhubbard72102 жыл бұрын
At my own wedding, I had gone for a piss, and standing at the urinal, the DJ played his first song... "Release Me." It was followed by 18 years of abuse, and a divorce that went on for seven years, and cost me personally $150k. I haven't spoken to her since she called the cops alleging IPV. I remember it as "our song."
@andybaldman2 жыл бұрын
Women can be terrible.
@xaviersavedra711 Жыл бұрын
@@fredhubbard7210 Sorry to hear that, man. I'm wondering how a divorce lasts 7 years?
@daylin2216 Жыл бұрын
As can men. People, really. People can be terrible
@ticks4ticks49 жыл бұрын
How about, ---"It must have been love., but it's over now... (Roxette?)... "Lay a whisper, on my pillow..."; --"Everything About You" - by Ugly Kid Joe-- "I Hate Everything About you..."; --"I can't get no.. sat-is-faction..."; --"King of Wishful Thinking...";
@BingQilin3 жыл бұрын
"This one goes out to all the married couples out there!" *Should've Said No starts playing*
@ACColorado3 жыл бұрын
How about GNR "I used to love her. But I had to kill her"
@kyleminor3284 жыл бұрын
So, my mom's boyfriend and ex-boyfriend are best friends. They are also both musicians and in a band together. Whenever they play, they always sing "My Best Friend's Girlfriend" and it cracks me up every time
@crzyboi2538 жыл бұрын
bride walks down the aisle You- Got- What I need but you say I'm just a friend... oh baby you