{Asmr} Awoken from cryosleep with the alien researcher (F4A) (Fdom) (Alien VA) (script:

[@WDinATX]

Fun fact: In a video game called The Mysteries of Baroque there’s someone known as “The Frozen Man” who was the last remnant of an advanced civilization. Even though they’d developed cryogenic technology they never got it to the point where someone could safely *leave* cryostats for more than a few hours at a time, meaning they’d be unable to do more than get a brief glimpse of the future whenever they were brought out of it. Only one man consented to this, probably out of some sense of curiosity or a simple desire to be famous, and him leaving the pod has become a once-a-century event that people would come from all around the world to see. First he’d spent half his time reading newspapers from the last century and then he’d answer some lucky people’s questions. These could be anything from rumors about his civilization’s technology to things he might’ve seen last century to personal questions about himself. But there’s one dialogue option that outright has him look you in the eye and say “You know… you’re the first person to ask me that question.” Something that I couldn’t help but wonder if De Winter was wise, brave or foolish to ask; “do you regret the choice you made all those years ago?” Even going into it he knew he’d only be living a few hours a century. Seeing the world from within a pod he couldn’t safely leave. Only knowing of its events through newspapers. Only interacting with people who saw him more like an event than an individual… but nobody could truly anticipate what that would be like. So yes, yes he did regret the choice he made those thousands of years ago. Hopefully Listener-San’s foolish hopes for immortality won’t end the same way…

[@LapideVoice]

Lots of things i learned! Cool and thanks ^^

[@Dafairy76-us1xk]

Tl;dr😂

[@dennisvandelft]

A lot of word.s but i get at what your saying

[@JamDrop196]

i feel like this audio has the potential for an interesting prequel. two aliens searching the ice for signs of carbon readings, wondering when they are going to stop digging up bones. pondering what lead up to this moment. before they give up, they search for one more spot on the carbon scan and sure enough, they find the last human. and when they're broken out they're even more excited to find them still breathing. unconscious, but still breathing i love the video lapide! 💜

[@tweetthechicken3870]

Sounds like the plot of captain america combining with superman

[@louisstokes1498]

More like reverse superman

[@LapideVoice]

That would actually be interesting. Ill have to speak to argon about it

[@Intelwinsbigly]

@@LapideVoice I can see the title: Extinct to lovers.

[@Joseph_Drew_III]

A hundred thous-… I MISSED THE HERESY?!

[@bahmot9501]

You missed the entire rise of the God Emperor *and* the galaxy cracking in half !

[@KddA_]

Warhammer mentioned 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[@LapideVoice]

Yes you did... it seems

[@falloutgod1073]

Damn we missed the golden age too

[@RatwithAbomb]

@@falloutgod1073and the collapse

[@Molerioproductions]

“Oh man how I explain to an alien what brainrot means”

[@LapideVoice]

... oh dear... good luck XD

[@DOOM_SLAYER_OFFICIAL]

It's like forcing your brain to absorb brain eating chemicals, only the chemicals are in the form of mediocre media that become so repetitive it rots your brain into thinking it's humor and destroys your mentality

[@Just_Tired]

"I request a 1.75 liter bottled solution of 40% ethanol and 60% H2O1. If possible, make it bourbon flavoured. And about an hour alone, please. I must mourn my race, and fully realize my current situation."

[@LapideVoice]

That can certainly be aranged

[@Serial-designationN-o7]

NO THATS VODKA DONT GIVE IT TO HIM!!!

[@joaovitordeoliveiralana]

"100.000 years?!?!... just more 5 minutes it is then *goes back to sleep*

[@LapideVoice]

LMAO she would be so confused XD

[@dragoonmk4203]

I would honestly love it if this became a series. Just having a big friendly alien gal getting to know us while pampering us. :)

[@LapideVoice]

Hmmm, sadly not but that would have been good

[@Aqu2008]

"can't have a morning wake-up without a cup of coffee"

[@Dragoon-ob3mg]

Words to live by

[@JayMurray-g5b]

For me it’s a cup of hot sugary tea

[@UmCafeMuitoIdiota]

I completely agree with this

[@LapideVoice]

"What is coffee?"

[@joaovitordeoliveiralana]

I see, your race haven't have reached heaven yet, you poor things 😭😭😭

[@0-TheStrangeWhiteMan-0]

"bro is gta 6 out?"

[@LapideVoice]

...no

[@0-TheStrangeWhiteMan-0]

@@LapideVoice ):

[@GrouchyALB]

Would you be called the frozen one now

[@averyschwent9132]

@@GrouchyALBhe’s got to be

[@Lixmu]

@@LapideVoice fuuuuuuuu-

[@BirdieSenpai]

I just got hard-core Half-Life 2 flashbacks. "Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman; rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on...the job. No one is more deserving of a rest, and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste, until...well, let's just say your hour has...come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Mr. Freeman; wake up and...smell the ashes." Except cute and wholesome instead of dark and foreboding, lol.

[@theelephantandtherider9536]

The right man in the wrong place can *make all the difference in the world. have a good one.

[@BirdieSenpai]

@@theelephantandtherider9536 Many thanks! For some reason, my autocorrect always wants to turn make into male.

[@LapideVoice]

Oh that sounds interesting though... will have to look into half life a lil

[@Moonstruck_Arrow]

Alien researcher: “The pursuit of immortality is something many life forms have in common, but I didn’t think you would try and do that, considering how early you are” Me: “What are you talking about, we’ve been trying that almost as long our society has existed”

[@LapideVoice]

"Have you?" Grabs pen and paper "tell me more!"

[@StopMotionDryptosaurus]

@@LapideVoiceListener: We made progress but only extended our lives to 200 years.

[@WDinATX]

⁠@@LapideVoice”To be honest one of the reasons I consented to this incomplete form of immortality is because I wanted to know if we should be proud of the progress we’d made. It’s about double our national lifespan, sure, but that’s nothing compared to the ultimate goal of eternal life. (Sighs) To give you a sense how much the human race wants- (pauses) wanted immortality; our oldest known piece of writing, the Epic of Gilgamesh, involves the eponymous king searching for immortality. It’s probably apocryphal but the point stands. And something that’s *not* apocryphal is how several great leaders have died because they took something believed to extend their lifespan that was actually poisonous.”

[@EOBbulla]

The way to live longer than life span is to die first.

[@WDinATX]

@@EOBbulla Um… no? That’s literally the opposite of living longer. Am I missing something or are you just drunk? 😵‍💫

[@Aqu2008]

"well no.1 why we humans fall behind, it's because of a certain opinion that someone doesn't like, turns it into a war and kills thousands or millions of us" "No.2 that is because we sometimes play god"

[@LapideVoice]

You all sound like a curious race indeed

[@Lucullus15]

@@LapideVoice "yeah, we did underground nuclear testing. . . it lifted the ground"

[@starshock4728]

To be real, waking up in this situation, I'd want to end the human species then and there. "Ask your questions, then put me down. Don't pity me and don't comfort me, that's what death is for." Lovely voice and wonderful work!

[@LapideVoice]

Thank you ^^

[@guacamoleman3253]

imagine they worked so hard to decipher english only to hear "no habla engles"

[@FakeDelTaco]

Nah, but imagine you wake up after a thousand year nap, you see an alien, and the first thing she says is “English or Spanish?”

[@Pestilence-ud7ks]

@@FakeDelTacoBaby you got something in your noseeee🎶🎶🎶🎶

[@FakeDelTaco]

@@Pestilence-ud7ksSniffin that K, did you fill the hole?

[@_ImUnfunny_]

@@FakeDelTacoHope you find peace for yourself.

[@LapideVoice]

Oof that would suck XD

[@Yeetis-INC]

Most people: omg my family and everyone else is dead!! Me: holy sh-t I can now fly a spaceship!

[@LapideVoice]

LMAO ONE WAY TO LOOK AT IT

[@EOBbulla]

"THOUNSANDS OF YEARS I LAID DO- ... Uh... Ahem... Hehehaw."

[@LapideVoice]

LMAO

[@goldengabo5668]

This argon0815 seems very talented! This script was great, and your performance didn't seem to fall that behind. This reminded me of the vampire mom, since this alien kinda has the same vibe, and the care vaguely just vaguely reminded me of the legendary elf video. That video man. I hope some other future work of yours overthrows that one.

[@argon0815]

Thx u!!!

[@LapideVoice]

They are so creative its insane!

[@gandit]

I would be sad and depressed too when I found out that I'm the last human alive and the earth died, great asmr by the way

[@LapideVoice]

I am glad you enjoyed it

[@pyritepirate3991]

Listening to this made me have an existential crisis about what it means to be human and i had to convince myself that it wasn't real. 10/10, great voice acting. (Yes i actually did have an existential crisis.)

[@LykanPrototype]

I mean being the last of your kind can kinda do that to you.

[@JayMurray-g5b]

True Edit:also what are you supposed to do because there is a high chance that the aliens won’t understand what humans like

[@LapideVoice]

... oh dear i am sorry

[@pyritepirate3991]

@@LapideVoice don't be! It Just means you're a great voice actor because I got that engrossed with the story!

[@nemesisastraea6659]

Had a story I wanted to write that had this plot. Last survivor of the human race thawed from cryo going out into the galaxy on grand and dangerous adventures.

[@LapideVoice]

That sounds awesome! You should write that!!

[@thatsaladprophet7051]

1 hour audio of listener detailing human warcrimes and the fnaf lore.

[@joaovitordeoliveiralana]

1000 hours*

[@LapideVoice]

LMAO She would still take notes with one at the bottom: "Do psychological analysis of the human to see if they are... safe"

[@jdavis2430]

Human, tell me, what is a bite of 87?

[@thespacespiritsin2843]

5:25 I don't know...all I remember was someone ordered a pizza for a "icy weiner" on new years and just as it hit midnight I fell back in my chair and into this tube thing you got me out of

[@LapideVoice]

... that sounds horrifying

[@Bees-In-a-Trenchcoat]

Futurama reference spotted

[@crimsonmaelstrom573]

Sure it wasn’t for a “Seymour Butts?”😂

[@Analogdawn]

Whilst i did like it, I'd like to point out thea radiocarbon dating can only measure things up to 60k years old. Anything above whould probably have to be done with potassium-argon dating.

[@speedwagon1198]

🤓☝️

[@mythical_coffee]

Also, radiocarbon dating doesn't prove intelligent life, only that some form of carbon-based organism was there.

[@LapideVoice]

Ill keep it in mind for next time ig

[@dangdangheather]

that's so interesting thank u for sharing!

[@thecomputerguy6335]

"there is no humans left alive," whell actually if the earths polar regions remained intact then the seed vaults in the polar and or nordic countries should still be present as they use the permafrost to refrigerate all sorts of both plant seeds and I can't remember if it's embrios or the parts needed to make embrios, but that may still exist

[@thecomputerguy6335]

just googled, and at least some seed banks keep copies of human DNA

[@tylerafton3283]

I finna need this in 1st grade form

[@StopMotionDryptosaurus]

@@tylerafton3283Basically a last ditch place to keep humans from dying out from a nuclear war. (I think.)

[@LapideVoice]

Well we gotta hurry back now and find that!

[@jdavis2430]

​@@StopMotionDryptosaurusVaults, one would say

[@Traffic_Cone64]

3:49 “Soon”

[@LapideVoice]

... oh dear

[@TeenWithACarrotIDK]

“Everything that happens now is happening now.”

[@crimsonmaelstrom573]

@@TeenWithACarrotIDK “we’re in now now”

[@SchneeflockeMonsoon]

"FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS I LAY DORMANT. WHO HAS DISTURBED MY--oh, it's you." (Seriously, very cute. I'd love to see more, especially if it expanded on the alien culture.)

[@LapideVoice]

Hmm... might do some alien stuff in the future

[@TallerSpark32]

Absolutely amazing job Lapide! I loved it!

[@LapideVoice]

Thank you so much!

[@vetra-knightsreality]

“I’d have to explain what skibidi toilet was to an alien… Christ”

[@LapideVoice]

"... what is christ"

[@vetra-knightsreality]

@ uh really strong guy with supposed mystical powers

[@vetra-knightsreality]

Also I would love to see the alien human extinction story continue

[@The_Roman_Empire]

9:42 "I wont mind if you fall asleep" Ive been asleep 100,000 years, i think ive had my share

[@LapideVoice]

Aww that is true

[@Generał.krukow.2008]

Me:do you have clone machine Alien:yes Me:imperial march theme

[@LapideVoice]

... oh dear

[@pauljackson171]

Would like to think that in such a scenario our descendants live on, be it a questionable blend of genetic/technological alterations or with evolution taken a toll, but still a presence. On the plus side nice knowing there are other level headed sentient races is reassuring, removes the dread of humanity going so too sentient life.

[@LapideVoice]

I think it a really nice believe, but sadly i cannot confirm or deny it. I am merely the voice here, not the creator

[@MrSHADOWANGEL999]

An out of this world experience

[@LapideVoice]

Literally

[@CT-1255]

This is so cute! I love it so much! Wonderful job! Part 2?

[@LapideVoice]

Maybe if the writer is down for it ^^

[@falloutgod1073]

“100,000 years will give you such a crick in the neck”

[@LapideVoice]

YESSS GENIE REFERENCE

[@falloutgod1073]

@@LapideVoice YAY someone commented

[@LapideVoice]

@@falloutgod1073 sorry for how long it took, i am terribly behind on comments!

[@falloutgod1073]

@@LapideVoice oh you’re fine no need to apologize

[@thomasjoseph7327]

I like this audio it makes me think of other content like alien conversion sort of like a species transformation where a human undergoes a procedure in becoming an alien species and selected for a breeding program.

[@LapideVoice]

... that is very ... specific

[@goldberg91]

as said by ai: Radiocarbon dating becomes less accurate for samples older than about 40,000 years due to the extremely low levels of carbon-14 remaining. Beyond 60,000 years, it becomes nearly impossible to date objects using this method.

[@Analogdawn]

Potassium-argon dating whould probobobly yield bettet results

[@LapideVoice]

I was informed

[@Intelwinsbigly]

NNNNNEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRDDDDDDD!

[@BluePopsoprogen]

I liked the video overall, it definitely had quality to it- though i do have a select few recommendations 1: If the mic is suitable, brush it softly when the character is playing with the listener's hair. Try not to let it overpower the voice- its like immersion background sound 2: Add a small-medium space between the 'end' of the video and the outro, maybe with further immersion background sound as listed above. This will give some time to prevent a potential accidental immersion break, as the listener often isnt able to see the progress bar (eyes closed and the like) for non-visually aided asmrs Regardless, you definitely have a lot going for these videos- it has good backstory building and is actually one of the few asmrs that accurately predicted my responses to the audio. (Shying when learning the character is larger and sitting in their lap, being Bummed Out on learning humanity's extinction, etc.) Overall, 7.5-8/10. Edit: tried to fix spelling/grammar, wrote this out half asleep. Sorry for any more potential errors.

[@LapideVoice]

Thank you for the feedback but no, the mic is not suitable. It makes it sound aweful

[@literallyaweebok3171]

Hundreds of thousands of years in the future and my 1st question will be "where is my dr pepper 🙏"

[@LapideVoice]

... that is definitelly a question

[@Kat_viper_C1ty]

“You’re finally awake!”

[@LapideVoice]

how are you doing after such a long rest

[@Slimebolt03]

8:22 I CANT HELP THAT I GOT THE SHORT END OF THE STICK DAMNIT

[@LapideVoice]

I-its okay!

[@TheTrollinGrinard]

“did my dad come back yet?”

[@Darkeye-q8m]

HEHEHEHA NEVER

[@LapideVoice]

... sadly no

[@Rando-w3m]

100 hours of the human explaining every single species of dinosaur

[@LapideVoice]

YESH HYPERFOCUS RAMBLES

[@DR4G0N3SE]

1:18 nice species

[@LapideVoice]

Thank you

[@argon0815]

Argon expands

[@LapideVoice]

I was very happy to work with you!

[@carebloodlaevathein6732]

Part 0 and Part 2 when?

[@phenexgaming6094]

Thanks fore the intresting script and thanks fore making the amazing audio 😊it was pritty repaxing

[@LapideVoice]

I am glad you enjoyed it

[@phenexgaming6094]

@@LapideVoice yeah was a fun thing 2 lissen 2 😁

[@-MochiWochi-]

Me waking up seeing alien: "Help me, theres an alien."

[@LapideVoice]

LMAO

[@jt4max138]

This could become an actual interesting story movie or tv show or cartoon whatever but it sounds interesting

[@LapideVoice]

It does sound like it would be fun

[@joaopedroulmidesouza14]

in the beginning i can just imagine the clip that jerma is freaking out in pure horror

[@LapideVoice]

LMAO A LITTLE BIT

[@skylas7131]

Bro no why did you put that in my head at 1 am I’m laughing my ass off now

[@larsthememelord3383]

out of all people to survive humanity’s end its jerma, you know I wouldn’t even be suprised

[@notkivic7060]

my first word after waking up: "would"

[@LapideVoice]

Would??

[@notkivic7060]

@@LapideVoice yup.

[@PopperHopper]

I agree with this

[@bal-bug-synth]

I third this

[@Mystical367]

AYO

[@dhayvinator]

“Lay your head in my chest” Me: (•\\\\•)

[@LapideVoice]

Oops XD

[@Bread_Gaming_Official]

"So you see there was this game called Destiny 2, and the CEO of the game devs bought a bunch of cars, right..."

[@LapideVoice]

... right-

[@Bread_Gaming_Official]

@LapideVoice "and see now, I really like this game, so when I hear the entire team got laid off, it was over, is it still alive?"

[@depo3343]

We were born to inherit the stars, but now I’m not so sure.

[@LapideVoice]

Sometimes... the future is not that kind

[@kevinlockwood5384]

"Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night"

[@LapideVoice]

Heh?

[@billfoulkes6839]

"we were born to inherit the stars"

[@EyeEditzz]

​@@LapideVoiceinterstellar

[@justsomethingfake5781]

"A hundred thousand years old" I think my shift ended so i'll be lwaving

[@LapideVoice]

I am pretty sure you should be paid overtime

[@justsomethingfake5781]

@@LapideVoice you're probably right

[@masonmugerian4096]

Tbh if i heard i was the last.. id just go back to sleep.

[@LapideVoice]

... valid

[@dennisvandelft]

What wold you do if you wer in this situation? My brain: do wjat she says we have know idea what she can do Me:K I L L

[@LapideVoice]

LMAO human instinct kicking in i see

[@CaptainJamie973]

Keep up your good work ❤

[@LapideVoice]

Will do

[@r3xrapt0r51]

just out of curiosity will there ever be a part 2?

[@LapideVoice]

Sadly no

[@r3xrapt0r51]

Aw man

[@TB_Corey]

Awaken moment. Have a nice day and take care

[@LapideVoice]

You as well ^^

[@kenji1357]

Cant let gang know i fw this 😭

[@LapideVoice]

Then shhhh ;)

[@aiviroka8828]

need more of this, subscribing to keep watch

[@LapideVoice]

More stories are coming. Not sure yet on a part 2 for this one though

[@skylas7131]

3:16 Discord Notification… I’m sorry I’m listening so intently to know that’s what that noise was LOL

[@LapideVoice]

LMAO YES it got picked up from the background

[@dantesparda4029]

0:56 I'm afraid it has been, 9 years

[@LapideVoice]

.. you sure

[@-striker]

Cypher sent us to hell... BUT WE'RE GOING EVEN DEEPER

[@dantesparda4029]

@ I know… I’m already a demon. Heaven’s not my kind of place anyway

[@dantesparda4029]

@@LapideVoice MGS V reference dear XD

[@michaelavery5618]

You know, when an alien comes and says how great they are, and how horrible humans are my first instinct is to say “Right, sure, I believe you.” Or in other words screw you elves

[@LapideVoice]

LMAO FAIR THOUGH

[@bengianturco7926]

When she said lower your head to my chest, I made motorboat sounds

[@LapideVoice]

You... what? XD

[@bengianturco7926]

@@LapideVoice yeah I did also she would be probably confused about that sound

[@bal-bug-synth]

I'd love for a sequel to this I liked this very much

[@LapideVoice]

Thank you, but sadly no sequel..

[@bal-bug-synth]

@@LapideVoice awe.. that's a shame :/

[@ProblematicHuman]

Amazing script and audio

[@LapideVoice]

Thank you

[@Cresoul07]

the artist who draw that character is ruko220

[@LapideVoice]

I added it to the description! Thank you so much for the help! ^^

[@obsidianblack7249]

Stranger in a strange land. I just hope no weird bacteria/virus shenanigans happen.

[@LapideVoice]

Nahh, she would keep you safe

[@crimsonmaelstrom573]

Stranger In A Strange Land is actually the title of a book. It’s a good read

[@obsidianblack7249]

@@crimsonmaelstrom573 yeah, it's weird but okay.

[@Timiaus2009]

I hoping there was going to be a part where it says why the human were nearly extinct maybe in part 2

[@LapideVoice]

Ill have to ask argon

[@bailey6304]

sure, I may have to deal with an existential crisis due to being the last of my kind, and being out for an absurdly long time, but it's worth it to meet this cute and sweet alien, so

[@LapideVoice]

And she will be happy to help!

[@SenecaRapson]

Me during this: but radiocarbon dating is typically only good for 57,000 years. How do you manage to cross the stars and not know your decay rates?

[@LapideVoice]

Different tech due to different developmental path

[@kyleunofficial431]

"ever heard of a domain expansion? :3"

[@LapideVoice]

... no?

[@Scout_from_deep_rock_galactic]

“Cyrosleep”

[@LapideVoice]

"Impressive that you all achieved that"

[@N0v4.fr05t.]

I CANNOT LET GANG FIND OUT I FW THIS

[@LapideVoice]

Then itll be our lil secret ^^

[@N0v4.fr05t.]

@LapideVoice hell yeah 🔥🔥🔥

[@louisstokes1498]

"Learn more about humans" that would be true if one person all about humanity

[@LapideVoice]

That is fair ye

[@Kessogsasaina]

...humans are extinct, well time to do my best Shepard impression and make some hybrids

[@LapideVoice]

Lmao id love to see that

[@CordovanSplotchVT]

The beginning gave me Netto cashier flashbacks.

[@LapideVoice]

LMAO

[@peacemaker9046]

If i woke up 100,000 years in the future and i was the only guman left... Im sorry but this Galaxy ain't worth sticking around for. I would punch my own ticket as soon as possible

[@LapideVoice]

Everyone has their own attitude and I completely would understand why you would make such a choice. It would be lonely

[@vittoriolepporio122]

So this is what I get for attempting to slingshot dark matter around Mars. Lost for 100 thousand years and basically the Didact. Whoop de doo, talk about an ass and a handful

[@LapideVoice]

Truly unfortunate..

[@strawberryapproves6907]

Approved

[@LapideVoice]

yay! I got the strawberries seal of approval

[@Corbzilla300Cookies]

I am a human, but not this universes human, my universe has been long gone, there are still other humans left in the universe I came from. Nice ASMR

[@LapideVoice]

Thank you ^^

[@TheCrow2483]

WOOHOO I'M THE LAST HUMAN ALIVE

[@LapideVoice]

Privacy finally!

[@virrrrnogamer]

Made me experience a small existential crisis, good asmr tho

[@LapideVoice]

Glad it was good!

[@Partikleyt]

Luv this one

[@LapideVoice]

I am really happy you do!

[@BigGribbly]

I became the very thing I swore to clown on, an asmr roleplay enjoyer🤡

[@LapideVoice]

Welcome to the club! We all are a lil weird but there is a scale

[@littlebigben]

If u alway go at 0 sec (spam it) of the vid its like in the grocery store buying some food i guess

[@LapideVoice]

Hmm... wait omg you are right!

[@Xifihas]

Time to steal a spaceship and rampage through the galaxy. Humanity is extinct so I’ve got nothing to lose!

[@LapideVoice]

Lmao that is an attitude

[@richardklimza1371]

Its a asmr video: ITS WAKING OMG HIIIIIII OMG

[@LapideVoice]

Mine is less of the classical asmr yes ^^

[@RedInkPen56]

I’m a edge runner choom I’ve got enough chrome to put this ship the shame. These mantis blades? Cut you down in 10 secs with one Sandi use.

[@LapideVoice]

that would be... scary

[@justincurry1465]

Thanks keep up the good work

[@LapideVoice]

Will do!

[@sea_blue_san]

Part 2 plz!!!!!!!!! >

[@LapideVoice]

Sadly no

[@sea_blue_san]

@LapideVoice awww man

[@crimsonmaelstrom573]

What was human society like? In a word: chaotic Any other questions you might have I’ll answer to the best of my ability

[@LapideVoice]

... chaotic is accurate though

[@crimsonmaelstrom573]

@@LapideVoice I fear the listener may also be suffering “Cryo Sickness” upon waking up

[@Bushman06]

I came here to see crazy comments, and I got kinda disappointed, only 40k references and people talking about the indomitable human spirit

[@Awesometdsplayer]

Update from the future (or one month later); Now people are joking about the 100,000 year thing for example : gta 6 , dad coming back and saw a comment with 5 more minutes

[@Bushman06]

@@Awesometdsplayer A bit late to be someone from the future aint it?

[@LapideVoice]

People in my community are SO WHOLESOME it is insane XD

[@Skaven_Maiden]

This kinda feels like Rimworld. Hopefully i dont end up as a hat.

[@LapideVoice]

.. what is rimworld?

[@joaovitordeoliveiralana]

100k years later and we still dont have GTA 6 😢

[@LapideVoice]

Such a shame...

[@Secarious]

By the way, miss alien lady. Us humans. We're social creatures. So if we don't have at least a few people in our lives to love and trust. We literally die of lonliness. So if I'm the last human left, we got a problem.

[@LapideVoice]

... hmmm... do they HAVE to be human? Or can it be anyone sentient

[@Secarious]

Well.. similar enough for our psychologies and physical familiarity to match. But I'm listening...

[@Dragon_Cheese1945]

Please make a part two

[@LapideVoice]

Sadly i dont often make part 2 for stuff, im sorry

[@Serial-designationN-o7]

Oh great i need to tell a alien about fnaf and ww2😅😅

[@LapideVoice]

Fnaf is going to be a rabit hole

[@Serial-designationN-o7]

@LapideVoice yes

[@dogwifahat]

I would like to be given a chamber of antimatter

[@LapideVoice]

... euh... why?