Larry David vs The World - Part 10

[@Rufino31]

“What are you? A fucking goose!” 😂😂😂😂

[@SkSkillaSk]

wow...

[@Warthog1976]

That line had me rolling 😂

[@irman925]

I could have cut that clip at 4:31 bit I had to include the goose line

[@Rufino31]

@@irman925 Great job

[@natet5959]

That gets me every time!

[@siymo]

Because Ted is like a sister to Larry….😂

[@mattg6390]

It’s sad to hear Richard Lewis say “for the rest of my dying days” now. RIP Richard Lewis. You made me laugh a lot on this show

[@roems6396]

Most people on this show look very similar to when the show started, but Richard visually aged so drastically. Watching it happen makes me a bit sad knowing that he died shortly after the last season.

[@globetrekker86]

@mattg6390: That line gave me chills, especially the immediate callback to his brush with death during the kidney transplant… I hope that both the kidney storyline and the *dying days* quote were mere coincidences, and Larry wasn’t dropping hints about his friend’s health. RIP, Richard

[@peterallman8474]

Such concentrated brilliance. I have to take a break.

[@rortyist]

Larry is usually right...but wiping his glasses on someone else's shirt should be -1000 points.

[@disgusting1422]

no good?

[@dshishod]

industrious susan always gets me😂 and Jon Hamms ‘who mentions that at a dinner party’ Jon Hamm was what I didn’t know i needed in Curb

[@acgsamson6934]

Irman this is perhaps the best cuts of curb I have seen and the attention to detail is amazing, such a fun format for rewatching and keeping score. Just wanna thank you for making this and all the best

[@blu48]

Larry David Jr. (aka Jon Hamm) Had me rolling. 😂

[@mattg6390]

Your comment about Larry losing the money from the estate and the “magical vagina” was really hilarious

[@apurugganan]

Talk about a teaser trailer That magical wordplay made ME want to search for that episode!

[@mattg6390]

Jon Hamm is an unbelievable young Larry David. It’s perfect

[@KathrynTanner-t8f]

Thank you for these. I did not see Curb Your Enthusiasm. Larry David is awful. And hilarious.

[@JimzAuto]

He’s Pretty, pretty, pretty good

[@totalbliss1]

10:10 - Hey, that's the same guy that played Marcos, Maria Sofia's father in another episode.

[@xolisasukwinimangali6325]

Yes that's him on season 11😅😅😅😅

[@danielgodfrey2362]

Genuinely heroic him calling out those siren abusers

[@teish]

And equally unheroic blocking the fire truck

[@scottlombardi4603]

Fred Armisen was so funny in this season

[@mattg6390]

That fight with the concierge at the hotel over the couch stain was hilarious. That was great acting from the front desk guy

[@TheWingus]

John Hamm's face when he said, "She slept with my friend, Ted Danson" made me have to pause the video

[@bobisonline]

"The indefatigable Susan!!" LMAO!

[@jonmann4980]

5:55 this is why Larry and Leon are such great friends 😂

[@brettstarks1846]

“By the way, everything doesn’t have to be happy.” Well said Larry!

[@pedrodurty47]

Consult your blacksmith lol genius

[@WBSlashH]

Cleaning his glasses with his assistants shirt is legit crazy

[@vincentd.mercille1342]

I loved Jon so much. After binge watching all episodes back to back I could relate to Larry so much it was like watching myself join the show. 😅

[@sethdover4999]

"A nickel?? I'll give you two pence!" 😂😂

[@NeroBaelside13]

The John Ham arc was the funniest chunk of this series after Leon became a mainstay.

[@NathanLorenzo-yh4gk]

Holy crap. Larry was definitely expecting a heart attack. The way he just stared

[@thenightstocker4268]

I’ve never had a scone before. I asked my British friend. She doesn’t really like comedy but knows food. She says Larry was wrong about scones.

[@irman925]

Thanks for confirming I made the right call

[@noka79]

I love the little things you pop into the videos, definitions etc. very good

[@ÑEZ0688]

"Jostling the fetus" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheHalo14aus]

I think it could go either way with the paper receptacle/general waste bin. Truly a conundrum.

[@walkingstick6655]

No, it's an office, so a waste paper basket. I had a boss with an office who didn't understand this, so dropped her empty lunch and other food containers into her waste paper basket, thereby funkifying the entire office for anyone who had to enter.

[@christopherlewis1315]

​​@@walkingstick6655No, you're wrong. Paper should be put in a recycling container, not a trash can. Trash cans are for trash, regardless of what kind of trash it is. It it is smelly trash, then you simply take it out before it stinks up the room. It's not rocket science. 😂

[@walkingstick6655]

@@christopherlewis1315 Hmm. Then what is a waste paper basket? Haven't you heard of single stream recycling? It may not need to be separated. And you never, ever put used food containers of any type in your office trash can. People do not want to smell your used food containers when they come in your office or are near your desk/cubicle. THAT is not rocket science. This is also along the lines of office courtesy is to not heat up seafood, especially fish, in the office microwave. Very bad form, that.

[@riobrasilsambashowssambist1453]

I know. I used to have a group that brought the most wreaking disgusting Chinese food and it smelled like armpits. I am talking real Chinese food, fish heads and all. Not Panda Express

[@nathanielwestermann]

Thought the same thing, honestly.

[@kgw100]

He dipped his nose twice 😂 “What are you a goose”

[@turtlehead2]

19:57 Look at his eyes when Kroll says what he says 😂😂😂

[@walkingstick6655]

Pretty accurate, correct scoring....about 75% of the time, Larry is right.

[@walkingstick6655]

And overall, across a set of later series, it's still Larry at 2/3 of the time. Still a good percentage.

[@apurugganan]

When you say "Larry's got a point" e.g. siren abuser , with irman925's compilations we can keep track

[@agquaproductions9361]

2:25 "office bowl for humans." Lmfao 😂

[@juliepeterson6639]

Susie’s outfits after the show grows, get more and more ridiculous. It’s amazing!

[@jmoney1941]

That was waaaaay to much food for the dog

[@xolisasukwinimangali6325]

8:02 It's not a doodle it's what you find in a large intestine 😂😂

[@thegreenbaron6439]

“Because Ted is like a sister to Larry”😅

[@hesham000]

omg I hate wobbly tables I always move to another table and if there isn't anymore tables I start to put napkins underneath the table lol

[@DaveRCollins1]

30:00 I love that he’s talking shit to firefighters patronizing his establishment 😂

[@scottwhallin2461]

I Never saw a goose stick it's nose into a cup of Coffee

[@AnilRamcharitar]

The world can never get the upper hand on LD, he is not even from this planet. Love the man!

[@GGPlex_]

“I ain’t gonna lie man; I fuckin forgot.” Real

[@riobrasilsambashowssambist1453]

24:37 how in the world was that Larry's fault when that lady freaked out and got aggressive with the lazy susan???

[@irman925]

IKR!

[@NathanLorenzo-yh4gk]

He egged her on. I don't think he was wrong but, you gotta know where and when to press buttons

[@ghizghuth2088]

@@NathanLorenzo-yh4gk You similarly gotta know not to be an impulsive 9year old though, they should've excluded her as well.

[@declanmcmanus5674]

I generally agree with your votes, Irman, but I have to vehemently disagree on the scone vote!. I think, without knowing the consistency of the scone, it’s very difficult to decide, but if it’s soft, like a muffin, it’s no scone! Score one for Larry!

[@michaelharrison3602]

Z score should be hard on the outside and soft inside 😅😅

[@brownskinladyiam]

Agreed

[@efrenmartinez6138]

They show later that his scone taste is garbage. There’s a good chance mocha joe has good scones

[@AllyXoxo]

😂😂😂😂

[@bryanoakley808]

10:14 9

[@hiatusfromtheworld]

Love LD, but throwing an apple core into an unlined receptacle is crazy work.

[@yemalad1.]

You got the hot cold one wrong imo it's much worse being to hot

[@christopherlewis1315]

Yes! So true. If someone is cold they can always put on extra layers. Can't take off your skin if you're too hot. 😂

[@Lucardini]

Being cold can make you sick, being warm makes you uncomfortable. Being cold is worse

[@yemalad1.]

@Lucardini being too hot can kill you ffs 🤣

[@unseriousghoul]

His character is like if everyone's Boomer and Gen X parents fused together to complain. And I love it. Larry David would have entertaining complaints at the Cheesecake Factory. He'd complain about the table next to him.

[@gregcosta6965]

Larry is the kind of person who will live long, because whatever bothers him he says it out loud, he doesn't bottle it in :))

[@darrenduncan1674]

Larry's flat stomach and trim body is amazing to be in his 70s. I don't know how he maintains this youthful thin physique at this age. It's damn near impossible

[@johndicarlo225]

Salad my friend ... no bread .... no meat.... no chicken .... no cake .... minimal flour... actors eat the same thing everyday..

[@Rpgreat]

@@johndicarlo225 You are correct in no cake, minimal flour. But meat doesn't ever make you gain weight.

[@shangee2275]

Don't eat shit.

[@NasalCabbage420]

5:53 respect to Leon for not bullshitting 😭😭

[@joepongratz7649]

I get the feeling that Larry voted a lot in these videos lol

[@mariokartplaylists]

When i opened the video the sound wasn't working and I got very scared my phone speaker broke. Then i tried another video and it worked and then I j came back to this one and the sound was working. I feel like Larry would have a lot to say about this.

[@riobrasilsambashowssambist1453]

I noticed that only with the curb episodes. Then I switched to my other phone and it worked again

[@apurugganan]

Susie's wrong, we have Larry David Jr. right here

[@mariokartplaylists]

@apurugganan You see, you see what I'm talking about here, it's just you know, if I click on a video I expect the sound to work the first time, theres a certain sound expectation that theyre not honoring here, you know what, its no big deal, no big deal at all.

[@stevedavis9462]

OMG, are you alright !

[@mariokartplaylists]

@stevedavis9462 I'm good

[@REESoftware]

What makes a lot of these so extra funny is the fact larrys nearly a billionaire

[@Christobanistan]

The Indefatigable Susan. 😂😂

[@YelløwKing666]

It’s way worse to be hot than too cold.

[@Rpgreat]

Yeah, if you are cold you just put on another shirt. Can't remove your skin :D

[@YelløwKing666]

@@Rpgreat and being in south louisiana. Being high 90s with 82%+ humidity. It’s absolutely miserable to be more hot than cold inside. Everyone is cranking that AC right now lol

[@dshishod]

I live in Scotland it’s cold all the time and I still agree with you. Definitely better to be too cold than too hot

[@YelløwKing666]

@@dshishod it’s 97 degrees here 36.2 Celsius with a humidity of 79%. I just washed and waxed my car and I’m literally drenched. And it was only like a 30-40 minute job. It’s unbelievable. People don’t even wanna leave the house.

[@mitchellfalter2823]

its way worse to be sweaty but just hot is better

[@bobbypins1743]

Yo what is your source for the scone instructions just straight up wrong

[@donaldchesser157]

8:37 she's a jerk for not backing larry david. She knew what she did. Smh

[@theheckwithit]

the lazy Susan bit pisses me off to no end.

[@thehumanconversationalist1527]

Sometimes while I've watched these clips I've tried to imagine myself in Larry David's shoes as if it was real life notta show...I would've been lynched!!!

[@sallywerkmeister5192]

"Beep panic" 😂

[@bennylevine387]

It's hard to envision a scenario where you need to dispose of partially-eaten fruit in a lawyer's desk-side receptacle.

[@zdubdub25]

I’m not gonna lie, I fucking forgot😂

[@xolisasukwinimangali6325]

5:10 It's hard taking a person serious wearing shot's 😅😅

[@LeoWhalen1933]

"The house WE bought MY sister..." No. Larry bought it.

[@priceisking2943]

The fact that we have extra but very important pointers throughout the video to support the decision in favor of Larry, further solidified my belief that uploader is a man.

[@riobrasilsambashowssambist1453]

21:39 i HIGHLY DISAGREE with this video poster's opinion. Her sister, Becky, got 15 years of a beautiful safe house, rent free, which is over $200,000 that she already received as a gift. In any case, they certainly should have had all details in writing before she moved in

[@irman925]

My logic was, they bought the house so she’d have somewhere to live. If she decides to move she would need to use the proceeds of that house to buy another house to live in. She wouldn’t be pocketing the money

[@DaveRCollins1]

10:31 Larry’s CLEARLY in the wrong about paying for the stain. That’s ludicrous. He caused it, he told them, boom, payment.

[@LetitbeDjeno]

"I pity that fetus" hahahahah

[@Beatmakinmc]

You side with Mocha Joe about scones?? Great video's. Thank you.

[@mauricearmstrong4712]

That's a table for 1 😂😂😂😂😂🦆🦆🦆

[@thesherrifsheriff4251]

"I can't share a bowl with a dog".

[@TravelingwithValeman77]

Larry is paying for Andy's kid education. Take the sweater off. Larry is in the right!

[@DaveRCollins1]

31:11 nothing, nada, not a stitch, ya understand me!

[@travisoshea]

these are great!!!

[@sclogse1]

The waiting room sketch. Oh my god, she's so gorgeous...

[@SaintMaxxi]

Nah the tattoo thing is a Larry W. If you put a tattoo where everyone can see it, you should expect people to ask

[@bigwilla.s.o.79d.t.t.p67]

Larry David 😂😂😂😂😂(funny as hell)

[@GrantArmstrong-w9o]

You are giving the world too many points. The tattoo especially is a Larry win.

[@dcthomas8959]

The girl with the tattoo reminds of a real life Lisa Simpson

[@VULGARxRM]

Larry's right about the tattoo. It's not concealed, she wants people to see it, and then she wants to be able to tell people that it's personal when they ask about it. Completely superficial move.

[@irman925]

If I got a tattoo that was personal to me, I’d want it to be somewhere I could easily see it. Doesn’t mean I owe anyone else an explanation of whatbl it is

[@VULGARxRM]

@@irman925 No, you don't owe anyone an explanation, but if someone saw it on you and asked you about it, would you say it's personal and that you can't give any insight in to it's meaning? It's like having a bumper sticker on your car and then getting offended when someone asks about its meaning.

[@daniel.j9062]

I pity that fetus Was epic 😂😂

[@mduncan1424]

John killed his part in this

[@caseyb1316]

Would you stick your nose in hot coffee 😂

[@aheroictaxidriver3180]

Who do you think they're honking at? Each other. (Obviously)

[@Teabagsforlife]

You can't say something makes logical sense but then just go against it. Being too cold is better than being too warm.

[@raufsat8261]

Larry should have received a point for "I pity that foetus.".

[@raufsat8261]

Larry should have received an additional point for "You can all go fuck yourselves!".

[@raufsat8261]

Mocca Joe's mum should have received an additional point for "What is this world coming to?!".

[@s4h4]

6:05 I have to disagree here, unless there's a garbage liner you shouldn't put food in there

[@glenn6583]

Larry and I have company on the crazy train!

[@rortyist]

Garbage can should've been a point for world. You don't throw half-eaten food into an (unlined, open-top) waste bin in someone else's office.

[@xolisasukwinimangali6325]

3:12 You can't clean your glasses with the shirt I'm wearing while wearing it it's inappropriate its crossing the boundaries 😅😅🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[@Christobanistan]

27:00 Greatest salesman ever.

[@I14Realok]

I love how much Larry gets told to go f himself 😂he is outrageous AF

[@safimoshkani8495]

Thank you😂😂😂😂😂

[@pwsn2007]

These new dummies and their boundaries haha!

[@LykeArgy]

8:05 come one, she deserves 1 for that hahah

[@charleswright9696]

Larry won the scone debate. A scone, yes, should have a soft interior but it's exterior is very hard, not hard throughout.....that's a biscotti. Lol What Moxha Joe was serving very flat muffins.

[@michaelharrison3602]

A scone that's hard throughout is a stale scone 😅

[@michaelharrison3602]

Siren abuse 😂

[@joshk2123]

Office garbage with no bag to line it= no food!

[@SsgtMan09]

Dog bowl point should go to Larry!!

[@irman925]

Dog bowl point did go to Larry

[@jonny1943]

Well what kind of emergency?

[@mikenike038]

throwing food into a paper bin is definitely not ok

[@johnnybgood7442]

It is 100% worse to be hot than cold. Point reversed.

[@Lucardini]

Being cold can make you sick, being warm makes you uncomfortable. Being cold is worse

[@johnnybgood7442]

@@Lucardini Heat can cause serious and potentially fatal health problems such as heat exhaustion and heatstroke, trigger sudden events like heart attack or stroke, or worsen existing medical conditions like kidney or lung disease.

[@teish]

@@Lucardini Siri, what is heatstroke?

[@Lucardini]

If you set 2 guys in 2 seperate rooms. One at +40 degrees Celcius and the other at -40 degrees Celcius. Both with nothing to wear. The guy in the cold room is gonna die from hyperthermia way before the other guy dies from heatexhaustion every single time. It's just a fact humans are built to deal with warm climates by sweating but we have no such natural defences against the cold. The cold is worse.

[@johnnybgood7442]

@@Lucardini I’m talking about the real world. When you find yourself in a situation like that, let me know.