Shoprite VS Woolworths VS Pick N Pay Cashiers During Lockdown Quarantine : Lasizwe

[@LasizweDambuza]

Yes or No, Did you enjoy today's video? Lets get this video on #1 trending tab by watching the video till the end!

[@matiashaikali3936]

I am a big fan

[@ashtonjansen822]

Of course!!

[@DeeGee-jk4ow]

Loved it 👌🏽After people ruin my day, like today, I come here for chuckles. LOVE YOUR WORK ❤️👌🏽😊

[@sinsin1197]

Vibrator👀😂

[@nomaqhaweslindokuhle9540]

Yes and we need more❤️

[@chelseakeenan1376]

"Sir-" "IT'S MA'AM." I died 😂😂😂

[@TerryFreak389]

😂 😂 😂 I know hey

[@zikhonazoko5190]

Me too

[@freddan3252]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 3:44 "The system its offline sir" "I am a ma'am"

[@benitahiestermann1186]

Lol🤣🤣

[@youngdisciplesofyeshua2766]

This is so true with Woolworths lol...They're so scared but still so nice about it😂

[@johngablesmith4671]

the price of the Woolies groceries in his videos kills me every time.

[@lihlebuleni]

They said, "don't give me your phone"😂😂

[@janrdoh]

Woolworths is always the best.

[@allthingsemploymentwithnok5819]

So true

[@allthingsemploymentwithnok5819]

@@lihlebuleni lol they dont want the virus

[@ponhoamenge404]

" this is not ur mother's house..." I'm deathing 💀😂💔🖐🏻

[@conniem2890]

So true about Pick n Pay tellers, this other Teller made me cry the other day, I was so emotional with her attitude, I went and reported her and to find that in the meeting with the manager I was not the first customer to complain about her. In a nutshell Pick n Pay customer service has dropped by more then 50 percent compared to previous years.

[@yxungmxneystudios3534]

Idk if I should say "Okay Karen" or not

[@darthsol658]

@@yxungmxneystudios3534 that'll turn them on

[@darthsol658]

That's because you are probably not South African

[@mercymveree3971]

Thats terrible, im sorry that happened to you😔

[@darthsol658]

@@mercymveree3971 it's not. It's how many south Africans are

[@simssally9876]

"Don't tell me to calm down, with a stinky attitude" 😂😂that accent

[@Lebogang_Bothman]

🤣🤣

[@mariekimbi]

🤣🤣please visit me kzbin.info/www/bejne/boGuZ3-fd6-oe68

[@khanyisilem5948]

😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂

[@sanelefilana7038]

Everytime I hear this accent I Parish 😂😂😂😂

[@smangelezwane6147]

I Laughed so hard when he said that 🤣🤣🤣😅😂

[@smangacele2681]

The total after buying at Woolworth’s is so accurate 😂

[@avianacorby657]

But he put all back...

[@24kgoldnfan84]

Yep

[@rowennaidoo7973]

Yes

[@phumlanitafeni8701]

True

[@phumlanitafeni8701]

True

[@juliastube2065]

“Why are touching my eyes don’t touch my hands”it’s killing me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣and the way the lady was speaking 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@luumuno]

Why are you touching my sanitizer? "Is this not for free?" 😂😂😂

[@jessw.6250]

You’re always suppose to ask first I was laughing so hard 😂😂😂

[@nellyradebe2376]

Lol

[@simangelehlatshwayo7669]

😂😂😂I am died

[@crisnoelicurls3926]

When she said the system is offline sir and the customer says “I’m a mam.” 💀💀💀💀😂

[@nhlahlachauke4971]

No one: Absolutely no one: Lasizwe: This is not your mother's house 🤣🤣

[@sylviawilson6160]

I would love to see his mother's actual house😂😄😂😄

[@jeanetseanego4802]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣this is not your mother's house

[@khanyisaenlighten6990]

Allllll the time😂😂😂

[@davidwanjohi831]

“We are the danger, we’re frontline, we’re essential” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@davidwanjohi831]

Richard Kambinda 😂😂

[@anathinykzz5678]

“Why it’s you running away me” that English and Accent though😂

[@tsamantombi3104]

It's confused🤣🤣

[@fxncynxncy]

"Why are you touching my eyes" "Dont. Touch. My. Eyes" 😂😂😂

[@ThandieChefa]

“I am a ma’m”🤣🤣

[@RadBunny2269]

Nathi Nash Nyoka for life that accent 😂.

[@nothandobontle2208]

😂

[@katiebk432]

I died when he said 'why u touch my eyes, leave my hands alone' 😹😹

[@leeshaanhughes566]

Lol

[@SophieGlow]

😹😹

[@violetthedragonoviannature1013]

Same 😂😂

[@wanjirunyambura2708]

Lol

[@nellyradebe2376]

Lol😂

[@i.am.joelma9793]

I need to go South Africa just for shopping. 😂😂😂

[@i.am.joelma9793]

@Richard Kambinda Im Angolan but live in the UK 😂😂

[@i.am.joelma9793]

@Charry Loveen I will to laugh 😂😂😂

[@texsport5533]

I live there it is honestly nice there

[@zamahsays7888]

Lol trust me these scenes don't happen often. But yeah.... Shopping can be a whole comedy sometimes in this country 😅

[@conniek1039]

Me tooo I need to go again I miss it

[@angel-ke9vs]

Teller: why you not staying home? Customer: do you think essential goods will fall from the sky 🤣🤣🤣 This whole video is Gold 😂 thanks for keeping us sane during this time.

[@bree2457]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@KealebogaM]

HAHAHAHA

[@ntokozojama]

😂😂

[@cbz5283]

The Pick and Pay teller is alive on the outside, dead on the inside.

[@lunzamubita478]

She gave up long time ago xem😂😂😂😂😂

[@mmapula224]

🤣🤣🤣🤣she’s hanging on by a thread even on the outside

[@meaganf2069]

🤣🤣🤣

[@yolandecloete2186]

You spot on,, a horrible lot of seemingly entitled cashiers #lockdownwannabequeens🙄🙄

[@theunicornsin1144]

Pick 'n Pay employees do indeed hate their job😹😹😹😹💔

[@forevertheaii]

😅They seem oppressed

[@ziphomgunda5090]

The honestly seem demotivated, like they were forced to come to work

[@theunicornsin1144]

Maybe they dont get paid enough money

[@Reah850]

Lol that's so true!

[@azaniaafrika9862]

I’ve stopped with pick n pay. It’s depressing.

[@tenderombirimi7411]

That Zimbabwean accent thoo 🇿🇼🇿🇼🇿🇼🤣🤣🤣🤣 makes me forget about corona

[@kimberlyjade5403]

The Zimbabwean accents are killing me 😂😂

[@miyelanimaluleke1780]

😂😂😂😂

[@peehailey8398]

No Zimbabwean accent there stop it

[@dorcordida1060]

@@peehailey8398 i stay with many Zimbabweans and their ascent is the same as his, at first i thought he's Zimbabwean.

[@salomegatsheni6518]

Maybe shona people to be specific not AmaNdebele

[@alim3611]

@@salomegatsheni6518 omg here we go with the tribalism Shameful

[@bbionboutour9027]

Lasizwe is such a great South African youth representative I'm so proud of him lasizwe keep it up cause I'm seeing a star on the walk of Fame with ur name on it🌹🌹

[@ericaskinner3822]

I never new I live in sa

[@pepsicola0786]

"Sensetize those hands" 🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣

[@Alu-bg8zp]

Distance social😹sounds like a person’s name and surname

[@tsamantombi3104]

🤣🤣🤣right

[@hhhdiamondmmmm5901]

Misiyothe Tee that person would be Zimbabwean 😂😂

[@shaista9938]

Yeah

[@allthingsemploymentwithnok5819]

Now that you are saying it :-)

[@hinyikiwilemithi4855]

🤣🤣🤣🤣So true in Africa.

[@ZaneleN]

“Do you thinki essential goods Is going to fall from the sky”🤣🤣

[@MsTeeFy27]

3rd cashier's red ribbon mask... For a second I thought she was going Ninja Turtles on us 😂

[@sisters4986]

Lol I just thought she was just being cheap

[@zandigumza9736]

Ui9h

[@zandigumza9736]

Jj

[@Tumikie]

Shoprite is the last one Otsile

[@tsamantombi3104]

The woolworths laugh at 0:29 🤣🤣, is how i laugh when i forget to cook and I'm asked whats for dinner .....

[@forevertheaii]

Why are the pick n pay employees always so down? 🤣But today she has a lot of attitude. 😂Must have been taking lessons from the Shoprite employees.

[@marcelzwiegelaar5972]

Flowers are not essential Bees: "am I a joke to you?"

[@isabelchristian2642]

🤣🤣🤣

[@ellagwebu2844]

@Richard Kambinda 😏

[@azaleahhhh815]

I know prudence isn’t in this episode but she is a hustler she’s been a nurse cashier waitress and more

[@xolinocanda6745]

Lol my name 😂

[@masuthashirley621]

😂😂😂

[@ayabongamaranti]

Can I get a million likes fro the shoprite cashiers, spot on bro 🤣🤣🤣

[@goeun_ah3619]

I'm ' helping to build you' man!!😜😜

[@bongekahlongwa4211]

The shoprite teller reminds me of KFC workers when McDonald's was opening up the road they were like thank God McDonald's is even 24hrs sophumula Yaz Oeh, in front of us 😂😂😂

[@kustakuties9847]

Bongeka Hlongwa 😂😂😂😂

[@OkwithOG]

🤣🤣🤣

[@musawenkosisibanda8022]

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 Woww

[@bongekahlongwa4211]

Imagine 😂😂😂

[@nonkululekongobese3343]

Aba understandi ukuthi that is how job losses begin. Tellers be blissfully ignorant

[@d_triqxonthefixx]

Shout Out to all the Zimbabweans who inspired that accent 😂💯

[@mahadiinnocentia8903]

I love them to bits. I laugh with them and not at them. ❤

[@tebokemoreile2652]

😂🤣😋😂😊😊😊😊😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😊😷😂😂😂🤣😷

[@peehailey8398]

Kkkkkk

[@xxSome3Girlxx]

Yoh Shoprite is dangerous during these times. There's no social distancing happening there! Even in Checkers there's space, but Shoprite is like Dlamini-Zuma, they make their own rules

[@w.worldwide9473]

But the one in Golden Acre Mall Cape Town is very strict

[@star-bv2ye]

People don't listen😂 also, unrelated, but I love your profile picture💗💙

[@ConstantineValdor96]

And when people zol

[@avrilreppoh5281]

this is not your mara's house how she pronounce mother 😂😂😂sensetize those hands

[@luthandogasa5514]

"They were smuggling people, the girl was in the boot, Sbwl"- 😹😹😹I died

[@ezzynkomo9394]

The accent of these customers just finish me😂😂

[@lelomaseko4969]

Pick N Pay cashier: Why you touching my eyes, leave my hands alone 🙇🏽😅

[@ems_gamer]

Time stamp please

[@lettahkhutso3083]

"The system is off line sir " "No l am maam" Me:😂😂😂😂😂

[@BelindaMM]

Lettah Khutso ROTFL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kobusdowney5291]

*IT'S MA'AM!!!*

[@xolanimnisi5398]

@@kobusdowney5291 Kamu mphela

[@kobusdowney5291]

@@xolanimnisi5398 I was thinking of this one: kzbin.info/www/bejne/gpOZgKOIm95_fNE

[@bambieyedgirl7846]

@@BelindaMM For Real!!!

[@pinkymokone1017]

Shoprite: Sbwl to be smuggled🤣🤣🤣

[@godsbabeborn-again5945]

That's pick n pay 😂

[@allthingsemploymentwithnok5819]

Distance social hahaha

[@taraqueeks6766]

Lmfao when she wrapped the sash around her face like a mask 😂💀

[@sibonelondlovu849]

"This is not your mothers house" line is never left out😂😂😂😂😂

[@kesegomodibedi]

Teller : why are you touching my sanitiser? Customer: is it not...... Teller: heyyy wena this is not your mother's house.!😂😂 Bbes i love you😘❤

[@gabby.hofnie]

Why you touching me🤣this is not your mothers house it’s my hand sanitizer

[@NanaB3594]

😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 “we are the danger, we are frontline, we are essential”

[@emelom20]

"Distance social" am dying here from Ethiopia!! He is so funny!!

[@Puglife51]

You officially made my day with this absolutely hilarious!

[@nakiyafallon729]

When I visited South Africa for the second time , went to pick and pay. The cashier was so dry, even the one putting the stuff in the plastic. I was so nice saying please and thank you, they were just looking like bitch bye. I felt so discriminate just to discover its their normal attitude has nothing to do with me 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Don't judge a book by its cover.

[@체리-n9l]

Customer service is different in every city and every store in that city. In my city (PE) all the cashiers are generally nice and arent rude. If you are rude they will be rude back lmfao.

[@ndapewaiipinge1304]

I felt that too in SA most of them are so dry .U greet them they dnt care n no respond.

[@que6817]

Omg as a Southafrican I'm do embarrassed 😅Spar is the best place to shop in SA that's just my opinion 😂lmao

[@ZemanTheMighty]

Qcumber !! Yeah but spar is quite pricey

[@ginie8462]

Welcome to SA

[@queenjay8937]

People who dislike Lasizwe’s vid don’t know quality KZbin💕

[@allthingsemploymentwithnok5819]

They have issues,Lasizwe is life.

[@queenjay8937]

It’s Facts😂🥰PERIOD 🙌🏼

[@mrs.martin6397]

True Indeed!!

[@carinaannah9622]

The Shoprite cashier had me in stitches 😂. From sbwl to be smuggled to PARAFINA⚰️

[@justtam321]

I usually don't watch these but I cannot lie, this was hilarious. So accurate, wow. I have gone home after shopping to explain how shocked I was to see the difference between woolies and Pick n Pay 😂😂

[@bohlalenchabeleng1370]

Shoprite was spot on 👌🏾. They literally shout at you to say I never said next customer 😲😲😲.

[@kgodisotloane8162]

This Woolworths cashier saying yay like using tap and go is a achievement

[@kokorockelle5649]

@NerdyGirl XO omg your pfp!!!! Steven universe! It’s Garnets other halffffdd

[@kgodisotloane8162]

@@kokorockelle5649 OHMYGOSH YES❤️ always happy to see a steven universe fan

[@theblonde_at_table8]

Ah Sapphire. One of my favourite Crystal Gems in Steven Universe

[@dylan_brauns]

We stan Steven Universe here✌🏽😭🥺

[@siphesihleqoko3322]

Lol i just love how innovative the shoprite cashier is.... I never thought I'd possibly use a tie as a Mask 😂😂😅😅❤️

[@ellamhlongo83]

"Why you touching my eyes???"😂😂😂😂yoh, nkosiyami The red mask...yatini shem😂😂

[@hlengiwecebekhulu3211]

Lasizwe is like that girl in high school that always got A's for all the assignments 💟

[@jodie-zinabailey6042]

"Nam SBWL to be smuggled mna" that line got me hahahahahahahahahaha

[@martinrutkowski9504]

What does that mean? I love the shoprite lady, I would love to know what all the non-english dialogue means.

[@TerryFreak389]

😂

[@pepsicola0786]

Lazizwe you're going to have to do a video on clicks too 🤣🤣🤣

[@nokwazimaphanga7054]

Their attitude stings 🙄🤣🤣

[@pepsicola0786]

@@nokwazimaphanga7054 agreed😂

[@jmanthosa]

Those ones think they’re doctors 😒

[@KealebogaM]

SHOPRITE never disappoints, "Throw them," LOL

[@isabelchristian2642]

Yoh shoprite gives me life 🤣🤣🤣

[@sorayavanderschyff937]

The attitude at the shoprite is like we force them to work and we' owe them for the inconvenience, no greeting , no thank you and unfortunately if you someone who doesn't speak vernacular, you're an alien and don't deserve decency , they skinner about you in your face, and don't realize you may not speak, you understand though! Eish . Thank you for making us feel we're not crazy to imagine this different treatment by different stores! Plus is lekker funny 🤗🤗🤗

[@onasopakade4581]

Cashier:sneezes Customer: Mem stop thati stuff😂❤ this made me so happy

[@msgene1515]

😂😂😂

[@Nashley-4]

Thati🤣🤣

[@Ntjitube]

This Zimbabwean accent always sends 😂😂😂

[@kagisomosima2011]

The dislikes are from cashiers 😂😂

[@ProductReviews007]

The death stare got me howlin'😂😂😂

[@tsamantombi3104]

🤣🤣🤣right?!

[@sninimoyo5320]

Why does the customer at shoprite sound like a Zimbabwean (my people) 😂😂😭

[@kamogeloradebe4234]

Zimbabweans will come for you... They say they dont sound like that 😂

[@philemonmatorerwa5610]

@@kamogeloradebe4234 😅😅ye we dont sound like that kkkkk

[@Buttercup89231]

As a Zimbabwean myselfni can confirm we do t speak like that, please !

[@sninimoyo5320]

Mazvita Taka it’s not everyone but there are some who have that accent 🤷🏽‍♀️ I’m Zimbabwean myself

[@rakgadim.mohlala1324]

An SAn trying to sound Zimbabwean😂😂

[@keneuwemdibedi8947]

"Don't touch me ,why you touching my eyes , LEAVE MY HANDS ALONE!"(LMAO)

[@heathermbambeni5789]

"Mam just close your mouth please when you are coughing" I'm dead

[@user-jc8dy2sl7k]

I've seen this with the cashier during this pandemic - they’re scared but being nice about it.

[@teemngadi4565]

“Distance social”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@fxncynxncy]

Cosial Stancide

[@fxncynxncy]

@Richard Kambinda You know me?

[@sandramambo3418]

"Please social distance throw the thing!" -im guessing that is shoprite 😂😂😂😂

[@danielnathansonyoutube]

Dude you are absolutely hilarious, literally had me in tears. Such quality content. Keep it up

[@___o_t_a_h_t__]

"Why are you touching my eyes" 😂😂

[@bernardethg]

Teller: why are you touching me??😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 and shoprite cashiers yoh!!😂😂😂😂

[@talitapitso7275]

Don't you wanna go next door? Customer : forgesss about it 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂♥️

[@fxncynxncy]

Yes forgesssss it😂😂😂😂

[@LuxuriousGlamourStudio]

“Why you touching my eyes” 😭😂😫ibeg please ma’am when did he touch your eyes 😂

[@LifewithLungi]

Yazi i can imagine Lasizwe being a cashier he would give customers alot of attitude

[@noemiamanuel2435]

That “Just FoRgEeeT about it” at 4:52 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@snenhlanhlamashile6398]

"Sir" "It's ma'am " 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@primrose_m]

Why must he always use the neighboring country accent 😂😂

[@talitanukeri5323]

Sure,let's buy Checkers housebrand tissues from Woolworths😂😂

[@haba_12-m7x]

Talita didn't think I would find you here😂😂🤣

[@tsamantombi3104]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@talitanukeri5323]

@@haba_12-m7x leave me alone Junior😂😂😂

[@haba_12-m7x]

@@talitanukeri5323🤣🤣🤣❤❤

[@liyema.]

"do you think essential good are going to fall from sky" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@Eunice139]

"why do you running away from me" 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

[@vlogswithmongs3889]

Dont touch me with the "imma knock you to space attitude"😂😑

[@BHLONGWANE]

This video is going to hit 1 million views🤘✌

[@willynkya]

Lasizwe is just incredible. love from Tanzania

[@tatumdejongh1672]

🤣🤣🤣 lmfuuuuuuuuuuu I can never get enough of this videos “This is not your mothers house !”

[@fortune9812]

The other voice just murders me completely 😂🤣 “I said No!” 💔🤣

[@junseliu1032]

In Zambia shoprite is the one that sprays you head to toe when you enter them and all of them are wearing those plastic shields

[@norietgope4689]

here in Namibia they check your temperature with those gun thermometers before sanitizing you or letting you enter the shop. if its 39+ degrees they tell you to go back home

[@growwithmrsm]

Having visited both countries I can picture this .Namibia doesn't play 🤭

[@Isa53_]

MASKON! MASKON! I had to click it’s “mask on” 🤣

[@yoemnaely4376]

"we are the frontline essential!!! ....wena non essential"😜🤣🤣😄

[@munene9567]

Hi my name is Distance Social I am an alcoholic. Everyone else: hello distance social!

[@hinyikiwilemithi4855]

🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭

[@sinalos6723]

You left your safety place and came to infect us I'm essential and wena you're not Kkkkkkk😂😂😂😂😂😂 Dead⚰️💀

[@southafricanvegan1054]

I'm dying at the Woolworths accent 😂

[@lindawattrus1029]

Lazi, you make my day baby! All the time! 😂👏❤️

[@laurendaniels1341]

"Sir..." "It's ma'am!" ⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️

[@tumiramahlodi434]

Teller:mam you can't buy those flowers Karen:i want to speak to your manager 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@thelifeof_tshego]

"excuse me this is not your mothers house" 😂😂😂❤️

[@ntokozomthembu3157]

"They were smuggling people!" I was laughing so hard that I literally just farted while laughing. We don't deserve you😭😭😭

[@rebeccarebecca4259]

😂😂😂

[@catharinavanstaden3243]

Joh lady thats too much information 😂

[@liralee6368]

Sissss

[@molatelolehong2623]

"Distance social" "Nam sabawel to be smuggled" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@hopebuhali3887]

😂😂😂😂

[@Nthabee00]

Am yet to see a crumpy cashier at woolies, they are always friendly.

[@athigogo7631]

I once trained for a week at Harambe for a Woolies cashier position, when we started out, there were 30 of us, by the end of the week only 5 were left. It's grueling, they train you on mannerisms like there's no tomorrow.

[@user-xe2io2go1f]

Grumpy*

[@DS-vy1le]

Athi Gogo nice. That’s how it should be 👍🏽

[@onasopakade4581]

"With your stinking attitude "😂😂

[@Crystalrosety]

Cashier: why are u touching me? Customer: why must I not touch u?