Different students getting their test results - Lasizwe

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[@dreasarchive]

Video was funny as always ❤️

[@mmz07-o1u]

YES ilysm❤❤❤😹

[@thandiegirl2173]

That has made my day 👍🏽👑

[@unathivundisa7731]

We enjoyed it as always ❤️👍😊

[@kaeylibee7880]

Hhehe... Everyone's eyes is quiet now.. big ears with their mouths shem🙆😅🙈😂

[@kaitlynhendricks3878]

"i dont care whether your father is the president of the mars or the moon or the earth" Im dead 🤣💀💔

[@Infinityvoid5441]

😂😂😂🤣

[@avikarmaharaj9812]

nwabisa gqoboda I

[@phililembuyisa5664]

😂😂Sbwl chomie

[@legaltalkwithshazzy]

Sbwl to be rich chomi 🤣

[@blessedisaacolupot]

I know 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@vuyiwedyantyi7892]

"Whether you pass or fail, I still get my full salary" -a national anthem of educators

[@raphaelmokhele7997]

I'm guilty as charged! When the kids do really bad and I'm pissed. 🤣

[@thandekileagnesshabangu4801]

Slogen for teachers 😂

[@philaribhakurbah5260]

Thats an international slogen for teachers😂

[@jassys8334]

Yebo

[@black76561]

Facts

[@emerentiamay58]

"i got 40 percent" "do you think 40 percent is a pass?" That moment is funny!

[@na0m1fes51]

😂😂😂😂😁

[@mikhulusidzatane8116]

I laughed

[@rufarochabedi5125]

Lol the 40% student is way happier than the 95% student.😂😂

[@aurilliaadams6013]

Lol so true🤣

[@tiroyaonematlala9286]

For real 😂

[@tlotlegomokalake6347]

"Whether you pass or fail, I'm still going to get my salary with a bonus" , my high school teachers loved that phrase 😂😂

[@Sindi-N]

“One, two, three, four both of you”😂😂😂😂! I can’t 🙆🏽‍♀️😂

[@thulaganyomolosiwa]

“Why you smiling, who’s your mother’s joke, I’m not your mother’s joke”😭😂🙌🏽im so dead

[@fxncynxncy]

Isja

[@athigogo7631]

Die poppe Sal dans🤣😂

[@josephherman3586]

😂😂😂😂

[@dreasarchive]

Who else loves lasizwe’s sense of humor and he’s originality 🤩

[@tanakadube8313]

I do😍 like a lot💯

[@anti6908]

Me

[@thomasstyles4676]

Are you a American

[@kekiplus1andonly]

Sense of humour on point

[@shingirayidzangare8225]

i do 😍

[@Fatima-rg1ox]

i'm a teacher and it gets frustrating when my students fail what you've taught them.You just end up being sarcastic about their performance but deep down im laughing my ass off. very relatable Lasizwe

[@Raccocooney]

maybe that's because the education system isn't tailored to deal with individual needs for each student and some of them are simply incapable of dealing with how the learning system is set up, homework is a flawed system and schools don't care about learning disabilities like adhd, dyslexia and a ton of others. I feel sorry for all the people you've taught before if you think it's funny that they're failing when a lot of them never stood a chance with dealing with how the education system was set up in the first place.

[@kiaraparsuram600]

4:19 This is the most famous line!! 😭🤣*Whether you pass or fail I still get paid my salary* 🤣😂🤣

[@mongezimalunga5437]

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@lwandlekhumalo5662]

Yes

[@DeeDiamond2981]

Caribbean teachers say this..lol

[@lauramlay1210]

Not my middle schoo.ticher

[@graamraaa9600]

The way thembi Nkosi was turning the whole time to talk to the people asking to see her result .She felt like repunzel

[@Henry-cf4oo]

"Rapunzel" really?

[@Henry-cf4oo]

💀

[@graamraaa9600]

@@Henry-cf4oo bruh just saying so what

[@thulaganyomolosiwa]

4:05 The way they started singing Lorch when the teacher said her name killed me😂👐🏽

[@karenphiri3042]

Lol, I know right

[@katli1510]

I'm so dead😂😂🤣

[@sweetbaby2865]

😂🤣

[@retshepilebokamoso450]

It was funny 😂😂😂

[@Purpletaste2]

i went back a couple of times

[@kathrynwoods6150]

*We need a whole movie at this point* 😂😂

[@hoodrats.x]

True doe😂

[@gosegodays]

Right😂😂🙆💞

[@tatendachitowa8793]

Kathryn Woods you are so damn right!😂😂

[@athyjudy5682]

😂😂

[@evilmankls2701]

Ahh vele

[@Ad-Lo]

“This class is an ambassador’s ship of failing!” 🏆

[@tapiwamumanikidzwa597]

😂😂 y'all failing with flying colours

[@shammahndzalama9731]

😹😂 I miss high school

[@amogelangmoeca5337]

"Everyone's eyes is quiet now?"😂😂😂. "Everyone has big ears with they mouths"😂🤣😂

[@boipelomotshabi]

When he skipped the paper and saved it for the end. This moment will kill you 😂 everyone wondering whose paper it is, and why is it at the bottom. This is usually the highest mark, or the lowest mark in the class . And with it, comes a lecture😂😂

[@boetieoconnor4993]

True dat 😂

[@lebogangmaila]

Yoh shem I don't miss high school

[@luvingg]

Boipelo Motshabi So true 😂

[@leratoduplessis529]

Bepz dumela 😂😂😂

[@tessaharrison372]

"ThIs CLasS Is aN amBasSAdoRshIp of FAILING !!!" I can't 😂😂😂

[@blessedisaacolupot]

I kennat even breath further 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Mlindos]

I literally laughed out loud.

[@nikitakraya7659]

"It is what it iiis" 🤷‍♀️😂😂 and that "Thembinkosi unumber 10" part 😂😂😂

[@simplybentwala4763]

Nomkhitha Kraya 😂😂😂 ilaughed

[@TheTimeOfTears]

I kept on repeating the " Thembinkosi number 10 " part tjoo🤣🤣🤣

[@irmgardroman7757]

And the teacher is even starting the song 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@robynrossouw2343]

Dude me too!!! Over and over like, easy 16 times!! I was literally in stitches!!!! Legend!

[@liampillay5397]

Oml same 😭😭😂😂

[@yeshuadzumbira]

Ryttt

[@mr.sipmississippi5810]

That's my favorite too

[@24kgoldnfan84]

Teacher: Neo you got 45 percent Class:😂😂😂😂 Teacher: shes the highest Class:

[@shaaraki6409]

So true and relatable 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dmt7264]

We wrote a test and the highest had 24%

[@ampro8731]

@@dmt7264 💀

[@thobilentombela9402]

@@dmt7264 haybo no 😭😭

[@Covenant_living]

Everyone's eyes are quiet 😹 Failing with flying colours🤣

[@heiditemba314]

😂😂😂.Everyone in Africa relates to this. 😂😂😂😂😂 and specifically those that went to public schools.

[@hombakazimagazi3849]

7 I think it's especially public school kids😂😂😂

[@cinnagirl_0714]

I go to a private school.

[@heiditemba314]

@@cinnagirl_0714 i also went to a private school and this was still common

[@FreyMayBeHere]

@@heiditemba314 exactly. Bruh. Having to spend the whole lesson listening to the teacher popping off on everyone one

[@f.anatty3254]

I went to an international school and I can relate to all this

[@emilianafisa7824]

These wigs😂😂💀i can’t dealll

[@TerryFreak389]

😂

[@lisathembani9657]

Yhooooo 40% I can relate shem that is exactly me when I get my Afrikaans marks🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@andiswahlengwa9760]

Brah tell me about it kubi🤣🤣

[@sleepidkher8854]

Me too🤣🤣🤣🤣 Bro them Americans don’t understand 😂😂😂

[@reesevamderberg]

Bruh I get that and I'm coloured

[@lunareclipse3079]

thats my maths 😂

[@goldent5333]

Bro, Maths 😭😭😭

[@baleofigoitse5874]

123 "both of you" Kante Lasizwe wats wrong with you😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@noxolomthembu1588]

😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@simssally9876]

"fail with flying colors"... Wow that has to be a total fail😂

[@deanpalmer6904]

Best ever

[@Elsie_Akoth]

“Failing with flying colors”, sounds like my chemistry teacher 😂😂 busy getting marks in chemistry that look like ph scale numbers 😂😂😂😂

[@LivingSoftly]

Not the ph scale 💀😂

[@bohlalenchabeleng1370]

Lol🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤷🏽‍♀️🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥

[@kiwigirl359]

😂😂😂😂

[@kiwigirl359]

I can't yhoo😂😂😂

[@insertyn5073]

Failed with falling colours

[@KeagsX]

“One two three four,BOTH OF YOU!” 😂🤣😂 the screaming has me dead💀🤣

[@sweetbaby2865]

😂😂😂🤣

[@chaz1968]

🤣🤣🤣

[@vinoliaseshoka7907]

In Matric there was a guy like Sphiwe. He bunked periods & his friends followed.come january he passed with a D & all his friends failed drastically.

[@jessicakissasi7718]

“I got 95% when I was supposed to get 99%” yohhh I hate such💀😐

[@osbiplo]

Hey

[@lunareclipse3079]

those people be acting like their life is over

[@lovie_Zoe]

But some of us have high expectations to reach from our parents

[@thebestiesthesisters]

@@lovie_Zoe Yea, seems like you guys don't understand...

[@Zoe_Langa]

When the teacher hands you your test folded, you KNOW you failed 😂

[@na0m1fes51]

😂😂😂😂

[@EnderAngel-or1on]

Everyone’s eyes are quiet 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ayandaaa28]

Ppp

[@_little_miss_fit]

'It is what it is mam' RIGHT JENS IT IS WHAT IT IS😂🤣😎

[@_little_miss_fit]

This video was gold📹😂😂🥇

[@quintongopaul4321]

"What's wrong with this class?" That's when you know the teacher is angry

[@phathiswaportiagaba2914]

"Whether you pass or fail I still get paid my salary with a bonus" -Every teacher's favorite line🙄😂😂😂😂💔

[@lifeaskhanyi]

Lasizwe really coming through with this lockdown content😂🔥🔥...as for “Everybody’s eyes is quiet”💀

[@annamayyy9771]

😂😂🙆‍♀️🤣🤣

[@praise.v9852]

Teachers love that line' whether you pass or fail i still get my salary

[@Freya1412]

And a bonus😉

[@alexedgar6539]

We use it all the time 😁

[@sharonringson2440]

For example of the following

[@user-jc8dy2sl7k]

I’ve relived my schooling days - High School - Anxiety birthed 😬

[@boitymabitsela2410]

"1 , 2 , 3. Both of you, move back!" 😭😹😹

[@editsxc9725]

As for "Thembi nkosi" 🔥🔥🔥🔥🙈😂Aaaah that one was THE one !

[@ihertha]

"Wait till you go to varsity" felt that 🥺👉🏾👈🏾😩

[@LuxuriousGlamourStudio]

I mean there’s always one who’s upset about a 95% a whole 95%!! 🤦🏽‍♀️ Meanwhile all I just want is at least 60%

[@nonkululekomayisa9999]

I mean😂😂😂😂😂😭💔

[@masiem8196]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@thefavouredofgod8013]

My son all the time 😭😭🤣🤣!!

[@Uhuru-academy.africa]

I used to be that kid that stress about not getting 100% 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@yoditgebrekidan3239]

Im the one that gets upset with 95%😂

[@Nimoyoo]

His one of us 😂😂how friends usually motivate you when you fail especially back benchers.😂I love the originality, it is what it is.

[@TennisWannabe]

You as a teacher is my favorite part of 2020 😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@oleratomokwetli7925]

I'm not first I'm not last but when he posts I click fast Edit: Omg tysm for da likes I didnt think I would get 400! Likes💗😊

[@thandimalindi5353]

Eyyyy

[@mphomaketekete5252]

Ouuu grrrrrr😂

[@ziyandakhwela430]

@Stella Velev yes

[@morongwelikoti9486]

Same

[@helloimblack6732]

@Stella Velev yes

[@sandybae7932]

Who else click so fast to see this lovely guy❤️❤️❤️❤️😍👌

[@Nelson1818LSG]

I do

[@iamlyhia]

SANDY BAE hi 👋🏽

[@sandybae7932]

@@iamlyhia hi

[@misshlu3232]

When they started singing when Thembinkosi's name got called sent me😂 as well as ma'am wa 40%

[@amanda-kayromburgh9824]

"it is what it is!"😂😂😂 This is so accurate! Went to school with editor of this video. Even he knows this is how it was!😂😂😂

[@LwaziMgandela]

Can we just talk about how Thembinkosi’s wig is literally wigging 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭

[@yn-chan9553]

😭😭😭😭no

[@ZandileX]

😂😂😂 I felt that "voetsek nina!" 😂😂

[@tsatsimodjadji-]

"1, 2, 3, 4 all both of you" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@matthewghambi9251]

He reminds me of my teacher who once said 1,2,3 both of you come here to grade 11s l tell you people laughed at him Lol

[@Lebogang_Bothman]

I died 🤣🤣🤣

[@jeanetseanego4802]

Lol I can't deal

[@jabulilebuthelezi2837]

I'm so in love with that yellow blouse 🤣 and that's a very angry teacher shame💔🤣

[@tandiwefatyi3461]

it's a beautiful skirt sana...hahahhahaha

[@tapwater4777]

sbwl to be rich kids!!☠️ "it's generational"😭😂

[@omaribartley439]

Every time he screams “ this class is failing with flying colors” I DIE!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@lezarnscheepers9219]

Siphiwe:3:18 is that one friend that said he didn't study but then gets the highest marks from the crew 😂

[@tapiwamumanikidzwa597]

It is what it is😂 right gents it is what it is😂😂😂. Why are you smiling who's your mother's joke😂😂😂🇿🇼🇿🇼🇿🇼all the way

[@lolwethutobi7225]

The beginning 😂😂😂 I swear this is how it really is😂😂😂 The teachers talk too much

[@namibian.narrative]

Verse 0:23 states that "Everyone has big ears with their mouths when their talking" -Lasizwe 2020

[@avusvlogs2122]

I love how Thembi was swinging her hair at the end

[@mphosello8710]

Thembi's head-swigning at 4:45 had me floored!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@truezladye1893]

Luckily Thembi Nkosi didn't flick her wig off 😂😂😂❤️❤️

[@tiktokvids3455]

Imagine having lasizwe as your teacher

[@amina.sururu]

Oh my gosh, it would be so funny!!!

[@bubbly080]

I would go to her class just to listen to her jokes.. and not do my homework

[@boni448]

i would actually study hard

[@noellepoelle]

KZbin:7 comments Me: can I see th-? KZbin:vutzek Edit:THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR 160 LIKES!! You strangers make my day!

[@valentiabusi436]

😂😂

[@golden_trinkets3648]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@sinalos6723]

😂😂😂KZbin is annoying be hiding them comments 😂

[@thembisibanyoni4435]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@taryneksteen981]

Geeeezzz lasizwe you are the best! I have literally watched this video 5times and each time I am canning myself🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lebogangmolefe8333]

"Sbwl chommie"😂😂😂 "Sbwl rich kid"😂😂😭😭😭😂💔💔💔💔

[@sandymadela2892]

I was crying 😂😂😂

[@buhlehle_hle8492]

I felt that sbwl

[@hombakazimagazi3849]

🤣🤣🤣

[@thembakenyezishirinda9884]

Hello

[@makgadimaladiyatla6314]

@@buhlehle_hle8492 same

[@mutsawashechimbwanda418]

Failing with flying colours that's something else kkkk well done once again Lasizwe

[@albo3323]

"1,2,3 and 4 - the both of you"😂 🤣😂 🤣😂 🤣😂 🤣 I hope maam doesn't teach english hahahaha

[@tabinakheirikhan9456]

Lol

[@rendy8188]

0:41 "1, 2 3 both of you move back" 😹😹😭

[@nkosephayomatsebula2838]

I love the way you speak out the situations in real life but with humor 😂and the part where you were like thembinkhosi number 10 ungiphatsakamnadi just killed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bamem.3715]

" This class is an ambassadorship of failing !'' 🤣🤣 like how does he come up with these

[@natashamkhabela7657]

When they started singing Lorch 😭😭😭💀💀

[@emerentiamay58]

The 40% child Me as the 40% mom: We laka pela haha thats my child!!

[@emerentiamay58]

@Mø Nälayé lol

[@StianLewis13]

" Whether you pass or fail, I still get my full salary with a bonus" That should be the national anthem of South Africa😅

[@oceanwave498]

Every public school in africa is like this😂😂even tho students fail the teachers still get their money ☺ ahh it is wat it is😏

[@natashamkhabela7657]

"Sbwl to be rich chommie" 😂😂😂

[@tteffo.being_fyt]

🥰🥰🥰😂😂😂😂

[@bassiecharmaine5722]

😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@sandymadela2892]

😂 😂 😂 😂

[@hombakazimagazi3849]

😂😂😂😂🤣

[@sphamandlahlela5900]

"President of the Mars, moon or earth" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@caulidream]

"why are you smiling? Am I your mother's joke?" 😂😂😂😂

[@anitanotico7788]

I just keep on going back to "Thembi Nkosi number 10" 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@robynrossouw2343]

Brah!!! Me 2!!! Over and over!!! My 6 year old is even repeat/singing it now

[@its_missmiya]

this so true the teacher's voice go high

[@banimtshali9441]

My teacher is madddddd

[@lenoremelwich5096]

Those dislikes are from the ones who are failing with flying colours😂

[@kennethlwazi]

“Sbwl Sbwl chommie” 😂😂😂😂

[@b_tee1755]

I'll never understand that Sbwl thingy 🤣🤞

[@estherkakene]

What's does it mean? I like the expression

[@laseiphowbliss9845]

Ohhhh my gosh lasizwe made my boyfriend laugh🙄😂... I'm jealous 😂😭

[@biancavanblerk8621]

Really Lasiswe... I can watch your skits over and over and over and will laugh every single time. You are just the best.

[@KaydeeHendrikse]

Who is here in 2024❤

[@5TanaGuesthouse]

Me

[@BriannaNakatana]

Me

[@HlelolwenkosiNgubeni-cb4xd]

Me

[@shantycee5792]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 well put we had them Thembinkosis who never shared their score

[@caitlyn-anntasker7029]

You never disappoint to make me laugh when u post something

[@sbahlechanell3577]

I love how relatable these are. My class is LITERALLY like this.😂😂😂

[@sofortunate5171]

When he said ' I still get paid my salary" 🤣🤣🤣Sounded like Madam!!!

[@naturalforme]

😂😂😂 “He’s one of us” Lmao

[@hilmanakawa2366]

Everyone's eyes I quiet now

[@jeminajoycoetzee3404]

😂

[@You_s_rar]

"you are making us a poes" 🤣🤣🤣

[@gelomogale1909]

Karabo Khumalo is me when I get 50% with Stats😂😂

[@phenyoyulenda]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😭same

[@katisop5991]

LOL i feel you. our course ongly accepted >80 for matric math but we'd all get like 15% in stats 1A first attempt cos even the question nje hhayi

[@daniellesithole6618]

1 2 3 4... both of you😂😅😂😂🤣 -my role model 😍😍😘....wish to see you

[@rainbowcotton6513]

😂"He bunks school but at least he studies" 😂

[@ibabalesobekwa6451]

Why scolding at the kids 😹😹😹😹😹 🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️40%🥴🥴🥴😹😹😹😹😹 yho

[@alexedgar6539]

Teaching... The struggle is real. 🤣

[@lindelwamchunu1954]

Wow Lasizwe never disappoints 😁😂I relate , this video takes me back to my high school years 😂😂 when we get our test papers with all the humor that comes along to see our results. #Goodtimes #Goodtimes 😌✨

[@bonnie8439]

Lasizwe you really make my life🤣🤣🤣🤣"you're failing with flying colours" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sanc_livia]

"you failed but technically you passed"🤣🤣🤣

[@cee4873]

whenever I watch his videos, I'm either smiling or laughing! He's just TOO damn funny 😂 😂 ❤️

[@kicksss3295]

I love you😂😂❤❤❤❤you make my day 😂❤i was lying in bed last night watching a video of yours and then I laughed so loudly my parents woke up