Last Oasis Kinda 💩

[@joshuabulb]

I’ve been gone for a few months and you’ve gotten so much more gross. I could handle the oily forehead and greasy hair before, but now... It’s too much. The food caked to your pubic hair that’s been crudely stuck to your pudgy face with Elmer’s stick glue, and your bingo wings flapping about in your fits of autistic rage has become too much for me to bear. And the smell, Sam. It’s horrendous. No I can’t smell you through the screen obviously, but I see you and my brain starts to create a phantom smell to match what I’m seeing in an effort to save me from your stupidity. Love it. Keep up the good work.

[@crash8051]

Holly shit

[@CrashWeezerman]

@@crash8051 that's disgusting, why do you want to see Holly shit

[@ae86hachi]

@@crash8051 *Holly*

[@ericmoreno7471]

Fact's

[@locustswarminbound8702]

i know, why does he even bother with coke zero?

[@turnercline3452]

This game is culturally appropriating the lifestyles of the 12 people who live in Nevada outside of Vegas.

[@lunaseur327]

Those huts are just fictional versions of the RVs set up 200 yards away from a corner store out in the middle of the desert

[@tots4]

Correction, non native Americans who live outside of Vegas in Nevada

[@masterzoroark6664]

Ya talking about those Fiend clans outside NV?

[@turnercline3452]

@@tots4 they are cool, this is peak white people.

[@laxattack032]

@@tots4 Ok nerd.

[@tristanrebedew5776]

A Jewish man talking about tattooing numbers on people's arms... How the tables have turned!

[@marcusborderlands6177]

How the turntables have turneded

[@VargVikernes1488]

HELLO, BASED DEPARTMENT?

[@ashes9076]

Conquerors blade has a trojan in it called "mail.ru" dont download it. Spread the word

[@nathandingy]

@@ashes9076 wait are u being serious are just meming?

[@beauntea8356]

America!

[@williamglass2223]

Leave it to the girl to make it gay. It’s just water bro.

[@ashes9076]

Conquerors blade has a trojan in it called "mail.ru" dont download it. Spread the word

[@billionthb]

@@ashes9076 that's literally just the name of the publisher in Russia. I'm still not going to download it. Not because of your comment, but because it looks like freemium shit

[@ashes9076]

@@billionthb i prefer not to have shit on my pc that constantly redownloads itself and does "nothing" on my pc. Its shady and shitty.

[@marcusborderlands6177]

@@ashes9076 learn the definition of a trojan tho, that's just bloatware, maybe malicious software, not a trojan.

[@luman1109]

It's free "The perfect price to pay for this game" Secretly roasting his own sponsor

[@subyouwont]

Wasn’t secret

[@Sir_Bigger]

Did he take a shot at his sponsor when he said it's free

[@MrAssflap]

The game is actually pretty fun though tbh.

[@George-vv5ok]

I think he did

[@aceambling7685]

Yes

[@franzmeier4472]

Knowing Sam he probably put that subtle roast in there to see if he'd get away with it.

[@Insanitorium9]

People in the reviews of the game stated it had spyware

[@TheDondarrion]

The Mongolian throat singing makes this the best game in development to me right now thats amazing . Imagine a clan of 60 people running up on their rival doing that shit. It would be biblical.

[@doubleb4rreldarrell]

LMFAOOOOOOO

[@halenlacey6505]

Sam would you tell fungle to stop trying to justify the atrocities of the second Sino-japanese war on stream

[@SL4US]

Lol

[@aranmullen9689]

Please tell him soon

[@josh7926]

Lol i will be the savior, i play rust with that manlet

[@olivercopeland5438]

@@josh7926 hey did u ever get around to it ? And I guess more importantly did it actually work ?

[@anthony5844]

I once spent a month on my commute to and from work learning to Mongolian throat singing

[@okapiii2901]

I hope to God that you ride the metro

[@firinne]

Oh lawd that's funny. Made my day

[@excitableboy7031]

@@okapiii2901 imagine kinda dozing off in the metro cos its like 9pm when you get off work and the guy next to you giving his best Kublai Khan impersonation all of a sudden.

[@okapiii2901]

@@excitableboy7031 sounds like it would be a Eric andre skit

[@gigaware4533]

Wow same here lol can only imagine how I looked to passers by

[@imlimbo1994]

Sam managed to stay on script for the ad and insult the game at the same time. Absolute genius. 2:00

[@north7289]

Yeah lmao. The PERFECT price to pay for the game ;)

[@gaywoman420]

I'm very sure the game also has trojans. So yeah, the PERFECT price.

[@boofe7206]

@@gaywoman420 it do?

[@gaywoman420]

@@boofe7206 from what i've seen, although sometimes anti-viruses give you false shit. I would check before downloading it.

[@nullprop]

@@gaywoman420 I mean, Forsen played it

[@dylancollins8082]

Your Mailtime playlist is still active, its been 4 years sam. 4 years I’ve waited for the return of Nicholas Cage in a Catsuit. Imagine being the guy that sent you a gift he put his heart and soul into after your last mailtime, not knowing it was your last episode. Never knowing if you received or even appreciated that gift. Im not that guy, but he’s probably here somewhere. Make a mailtime episode.

[@heyreallygiger]

Try and pretend like you wouldn't raw-dog Linguine in A SECOND my dude.

[@TheNightWatcher1385]

I always raw dog on general principle.

[@satan7350]

can't lie, i would plow him into next week.

[@gibbydoessniffy4463]

I wanna say no but my mom said to never lie

[@strafe8866]

I’d stick ween in linguin

[@rischellegrosenbach9230]

The photo at the beginning, it’s terrifyingly artistic, almost perfect with the style. I found it. But at what cost?

[@LessThanProfessionalGaming]

My hands are so soft I could beat off a peach and not even rip the skin.

[@MsPeoplepoop]

Hot

[@somethingsomethingusername802]

Prove it

[@yugitrump435]

Pics please

[@hansyolo8277]

I feel bad for these devs. Their biggest issues are the servers themselves and the ISP for those servers, it doesn't seem like it was their fault or that there's anything they can really do. They are awesome for giving unconditional refunds though. I hope they get their stuff fixed, this seems pretty interesting. The question really is though; did they do all the stress tests they needed to, or did they maybe skimp out on them?

[@aeden8008]

From the sounds of it, they had roughly 1,000 people in their stress test and were prepared for up to 20k players, but I don't think they were expecting the deluge of players brought on by popular streamers and the quarantines. They also apparently had a similar issue during the streamer access, and made a hotfix that eventually turned into a live hand grenade when the servers filled up.

[@DASRH]

Yeah it may feel like the sweet forbidden fruit of tossed salad in a interstate rest area, but it's just water.

[@shinski8114]

are the servers still down im confused

[@kalle8960]

@@shinski8114 until sunday yes

[@kalle8960]

the game is actually very enjoyable from the time i had with it

[@weirdopticz]

This looks like a weird mix between ark and kenshi actually

[@hulkingowl]

It's nothing like ark

[@Adlore]

It's exactly like ark

[@masneri97]

It Better of ark

[@Vladdyboy]

It's got some major kenshi vibes, stylistically of course, not gameplay wise whatsoever.

[@pickleinspector5948]

Kenshi is a drug running simulator sprinkled with minority abuse

[@maxanzelmi]

Jedi: Fallen Order has some kickass Mingolian throat-singing

[@franlovelsimic8421]

That's thanks to a band called The Hu, check em out!

[@mriceman0427]

True

[@johnmchoe2061]

False

[@makage7126]

ConnorSmith6502 as a Mongolian it’s every crazier dude

[@becketthor]

You should check out the band Tengger Cavalry

[@raskolnikovsghost2701]

7:07 Sam has officially became a dad. He switched to coke zero. Now all he needs is a plastic bottle of Jim Beam.

[@Ricks408]

That haircut - $20 Those glasses - $145 That DM from LO Dev - PRICELESS

[@Shovel328]

“I’ll pay you with this image” General Sam predicted NFTs

[@Captiiva]

9:10 Dude makes 8 min video of him eating muffins, and then calls the last 1/3rd of his video "bonus footy". Sams head has swelled so big he can barely even lift it off the ground anymore.

[@-Petra]

I love how he doesn't stream on his twitch yet he still puts his link in the description.

[@Yellow.1844]

Where does he stream?

[@-Petra]

@@Yellow.1844 He doesn't anymore

[@oversizedrat5391]

@@balmy659 Gimme that link

[@Pugcam]

Ethoslab does it too

[@juucedasf9972]

It's supposed to be an illusion

[@deathisfunny56]

When he said we aren't cowards, I reaallly though he was gonna follow that up with "we aren't cowards, we are RATS!"

[@xfrenchy]

Sam really couldn’t wait to eat a whole batch of muffins until after he filmed the video

[@kristiankonev5190]

Where is your pfp forsenCD

[@FallenAngel8742]

Haven't been on this channel in a while because KZbin wants to recommend Indonesian kids building underground homes

[@f3mmy]

you too huh

[@jorgeloredo100]

Those that are painfully obvious that they didn't built themselves? Banking from the success of primitive technology? I'm so tyred of clicking the "not interested" button on those.

[@sergeantspeed5941]

Sam is the type of guy to get rimmed on camera, while shouting "DeeDee, get out of my laboratory!" Edit: of course halfway through the video there's a joke about being rimmed 😂😂

[@hypocrite9853]

I laughed a solid 10 seconds at that

[@valtyredvardsson7830]

GINUWINE

[@streetdoggsi7259]

yea hes a bit of a hero to me too

[@gottagofastest]

But DeeDee blows his prostate, to smithereens

[@JOSHINBETWEENER]

07:41 "I ain't two mad" no he's General Sam

[@Volkout]

Comedy gold

[@aceambling7685]

I love the way Samuel subtly shits on his sponsors "Its free, which is exactly the right price to pay for it"

[@onlyontuesdays4483]

I love how the "A's" in the logo are upside down Like literally the exact same effect could of come from a regular A.

[@hulkingowl]

They are supposed to look like the Walker legs

[@onlyontuesdays4483]

@@hulkingowl mind blown

[@johnseverson6603]

Sam, you're the reason I don't end it all and let this Bud Light virus get to me

[@OfficialUnderDog]

Amen brother

[@tabernaclejones6115]

The kung flu

[@doctordoc2351]

@@tabernaclejones6115 the boomer remover

[@laxattack032]

That's gay AF bro.

[@iilikecereal]

"its free, which is the perfect price to pay for this game" said in a completely flat, emotionless voice. couldn't agree more you couldn't pay me to download that shit

[@Jokakutihut1]

I think this game is actually good my brother is 19 and has played that game for almost 200 hours. I havent tried it myself tho

[@ChrisBryer]

Doom Eternal has Mongolian throat singing...

[@terminator572]

Buncha games this year have Mongolian throat singing now that I think about It

[@Halloyaw11]

@@terminator572 Same band. The Hu. Pretty damn good

[@melelconquistador]

@@terminator572 what a time to game

[@jdg9999]

Too many people watched Marco Polo on Netflix

[@melelconquistador]

@@jdg9999 or this jam kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z6PQoGacgMqpm9E

[@leoodonnell5895]

"Its free- which is the perfect price to pay for this game." That's his real opinion emerging there

[@DJDeezyThaTruth]

Leo O'Donnell -When it’s free but you still want your money back 😩

[@Typanion]

Everyone be warned though, Conquerors Blade does come with Malware. So if you want to play it, get some anti-malware programs

[@Skrumpel]

Proof?

[@Radiowave-ws7hr]

Typanion really how do you know?

[@martyrsaint]

Got proof, Chief?

[@buttnuttz6119]

Typanion isn’t it extremely P2W anyway?

[@danield.3408]

@@martyrsaint Go check out almost any one of the Steam reviews of this game. Just a myriad of people talking about how days or moments after downloading the game their shit going haywire. The game devs say it's just a false positive and that Microsoft has cleared their game, while you can go to the Microsoft threat list and find one of this games assets. You'd be lucky to even remove the malware fucking your shit up; it continues to attack your computer hidden in your memory. Also, they're a dubious Russian company, which should've been enough to fuck off this game.

[@gsus3918]

Sam killed this game and I'm happy.

[@Gibbonfarm]

Finally a weapon to surpass the metal gear

[@bigbalticbox]

_The wooden gear_

[@TheBraddy2610]

Imagine finding a bidet more disgusting than using a dry piece of fabric to wipe your ass. As Matt Damon said, if you somehow get shit on your face, you gonna wipe it off with toilet roll or use water and soap?

[@poopoomcpeterson137]

Personally I've really been loving this whole Coronavirus stuff, it's given me alot of free time to be racist on the internet.

[@AMG-316]

That's always good 😊👌👍

[@lemonlupinreuben5362]

Based

[@ommsterlitz1805]

exactly

[@ClueLess9966]

Same here.

[@Ronin4560]

@@lemonlupinreuben5362 based on what?

[@UltravioletNomad]

Narration: "This game is shit" Gameplay: This game is bat shit crazy fun

[@marcusborderlands6177]

Think of how long they played and how short the bid is lmfao.

[@FreeCon01]

6:15 nah bro imortan joe wants his polygamist family back.

[@jacobtworks]

Yeah he out there questin after the only non mutated pud

[@jdg9999]

Mad Max is a simp now

[@xcmodev1558]

Dude just wanted his harem back

[@ae86hachi]

He was reffering to the original movie. They were just chasing after gasoline.

[@Seagull780]

Isn't it about the tanker moreso than its contents as well? I imagine they need to ship gas a lot

[@onlyontuesdays4483]

Imagine sponsoring a youtuber to advertise your game and he gives the most low energy, half assed ad where he sneezes twice and doesn't even edit it out.

[@recurf7492]

then watch him complain he cant afford to live in a year and ebeg on patreon

[@hoagielamp6543]

@@recurf7492 LOL does making comments like that help you out a little bit?

[@dashdogy]

Abby be clutching with those banana muffins

[@LittleMissShana13]

Melanie: speaks for one second Bidet: instantly gay

[@faralikustv5028]

that last part about the DM killed me

[@TheANDRINGA]

Banner lord 2 randomly comes out after 10 years of waiting and Sam buys OaSis......

[@samuelplourde284]

The landscape looks **exactly** like Indar on Planetside 2.

[@lyongreene8241]

I thought we were a dying breed. I'm glad to know people still play that game

[@isaacrivera5452]

@@lyongreene8241 planetside 2 is amazing wish it got more love still play on ps4 even tho we get no updateds :(

[@DukeoftheAges]

@@lyongreene8241 planetside 2 has recently actually gone up some with more players. pretty nice.

[@buttnuttz6119]

Sam Plourde Planetside 2 kinda stinky tho

[@EliDjahn]

@@isaacrivera5452 Its dying because they went P2W rather than just making Cosmetics like some of the most successful F2P games

[@grimreefer9324]

“It’s free, which is the PERFECT PRICE to pay for this game” Is that Sam subtly insulting the game he’s been sponsored by? Gamer moment

[@billbonty]

I am in their launch date trailer on steam and am a beta / staging branch tester. The tests that were done focused on gameplay and mechanics to make the game the best it can be. Servers were amazing and flawless. Until the fire nation attacked. Now they had to shut them all down for 7 days because they really did NOT stress test to this degree. 400 is one thing 40k is another. On top of that they also released an update to fix logging in during the streamer beta before launch (which means WE didn’t get to test it either) however in doing that they also ddos’d themselves and whenever they took servers down they didn’t stagger their reopenings... which means server goes down, then thousands try to login at the same time again. The server load should have been prioritized and/or staggered so this stuff shouldn’t happen. On a side note though, they are amazing devs so this will get sorted out.

[@nicholasbrown668]

this hasn't aged well aha, game has an average of 20 players now

[@billbonty]

@@nicholasbrown668 it was great but after launch they opened private servers and started releasing pretty shitty updates. No reason to play when people have wooden mech suits and other bullshit that doesn’t make sense lol

[@1111Tactical]

0:50 Fuhrer Sam outlines his Final Solution, Berlin, 1940.

[@swivelskittle3926]

All i've ever seen of this game was Stalltt's video and the best part was you getting judo chopped in the chin and the part where you fell into a pit while Stalltt carried you too prosperity

[@iamdosey]

10:29 may be bizzles’ BEST line ever “Fabulosity swings indiscriminately”

[@Poke-ladd]

Join a cult but I’m already part of one praising the Dear leader Jim Pickens

[@doctordoc2351]

All hail Jim pickens

[@ninorandazzo844]

Feck any other cult

[@adamkaye1160]

I wish I was jim Pickens slave painter

[@adamcarter6157]

Jim Pickens is our savior

[@cakeyboi69]

Call me kevin is unfunny “he hoo he hoo im going to play the game the wrong way”

[@snaak7664]

You know it's a great game when the only parts good enough for the video are Sam and his friends throwing themselves down a cliff

[@Tyjoeee]

Me laying in bed watching video : .... fiancé : holy shit is this the guy who drank that soy stuff for a month!?!?......glad to see he is still alive...

[@Jabroney]

Hey that’s me in the Discord at 3:37!!! I’m a proud Rust shithead and General Sam fan, represent!

[@Dedicated0]

Would anyone be surprised to find out Sam's "obscure" humour comes from experience? I know I wouldn't. Hit us up with some more of those DM's bro. Yeah...

[@funnymanbrett_]

You're gonna hit a mil soon Sam! I've been waiting for this moment for 3 years. This year the rats rise!

[@milonavarro]

Why does sam’s sneeze sound like a whip snapping?

[@Charlie-on3bn]

You know why.

[@AMG-316]

Or, why does Sam's sneeze sound like the beginning of Corona Virus.....?🤔

[@justinshiro]

epic sam getting an ad moment

[@meepmeep3397]

Sam: talks about the cool things in conquerers blade Me with crummy internet: ...

[@JuuzouOh]

Stallt, don’t let anyone put you down, we love you and Sam, you’re becoming a big boy. You’re so close to one million. I believe in you you beautiful skinny bastard (you’re also the only person on KZbin that genuinely makes me laugh anymore)

[@TheoryCrafter]

Literally anyone - ya it's early access, development issues are common Sam - DeVeLoPmEnTaL IsSuEs

[@logan_wolf]

Muffins backwards is exactly what you do with them after you're done baking them.

[@Standard636]

8:30 the words you are about to listen to concern me

[@grachtschrap]

General Sam is the only guy on youtube who actually can get me to watch the sponsor part.

[@ColbertoWeathers]

Anybody know what software Sam uses to edit? Also how he achieves that glowing flamey kinda look around the text in the video? I would love to learn how to do that in premiere or AE.

[@Charlie-nc3cp]

"Gotta have incredibly soft hands" 99% of PC gamers: *THIS IS MY CHANCE*

[@hoe4thesenzubean660]

"Abby made banana nut bread (dying wheeze)" this is the wheezy content I come for.

[@carterwaggoner1671]

This game actually looks kinda cool

[@toaster_toaster2398]

It looks pretty sweet, and the devs are shaking up how clans work to make it more fun for solos and smaller groups. Don't know why glorious rabbi Sam said getting stuck in a clan-owned area sucks, clans are encouraged in mechanics to help solos or at least leave them alone. Check out the devlogs in their steam news if you wanna see why this game has got me hyped (there are videos on youtube but they don't have everything in them.)

[@kyseroutdoors]

It’s actually an amazing game

[@torperator1555]

It's ass

[@FourSixHigh]

@GeneralSam I've been playing conquerors blade and thanks for recommending it I've been having a blast playing it! 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

[@gunnyhallo528]

0:26 hold up....

[@pug-aloentertainment3801]

Sam sneezing during the ad is one of those amazing nature things that you wanna see again and again

[@MsJ1031]

"The early early access"

[@kylo-benshapiro687]

Pre-alpha alpha

[@dolphin_burger123]

Hahaha that truck in mad Max was full of milk not fuel 🤣🤣🤣

[@KyotoRenu]

Sam... you're addicted to diet coke. Help us by letting us help you, and we can finally get you some help.

[@windshield11]

@@ue4archive Exactly, but Coke Zero is just expensive water.

[@gonufc]

Get him some off brand Cola to ween him off. It's the only way.

[@theyggdrasiltree4567]

Love the dig at the sponsor when you said it's free, the perfect price for that game.

[@AJKungFuu]

Talks about a shitty game while advertising another shitty game. Bold move Sam.

[@Nathan-ys2kg]

Sam really needs to hit one mil already he deserves it he makes great content

[@Tsusday]

"the only game that has mongolian throat singing" someone didn't play either Age of Empires 2 or Star Wars Fallen Order...

[@llab3903]

As cheeky as this man is and I love your content. You clearly don’t give a shit anymore

[@grilledcateggs6389]

Can’t wait to get all my friends together and sit in the lobby for hours waiting for a server.

[@KingDracSiege]

I’ve been watching you since the early days Sam. So glad to see you getting close to 1 million!!

[@porkyporky3080]

Sam cough in my mouth

[@ljtheawesome7112]

Sam made this video during his lunch hour. Next sponsor is going to be subway.

[@James-tv2bm]

0:54 I think hitler did that actually

[@michaelz.3993]

That's the joke

[@JohnnySilverFinger]

No, the Jews did that to themselves

[@HeavyMetalTherapy]

"Its free, which is the perfect price for this game" i can see you were not trying too hard to find positive things to say

[@psychopunk8817]

Your channel is a last oasis of good content... haha jk

[@mortemssoul6342]

Ezekiel Powell you take that back!

[@patrickhenry6695]

Haha jk

[@datboimrbee3366]

What makes his videos so hilarious and good is the way he narrates and puts himself over the video🤣🤣🤣

[@jacobtworks]

Hey Samuel, could you send me your address so I can swing by and pick up a slice of banana nut bread on my way home from work. Thank you, friend.

[@yannick2320]

sam sneezes like a true dad 2:07

[@jello4219]

whoever disagrees with Sam cant eat moon pies ever again

[@leo766]

sam don’t dehumanize us by striping us of our identity

[@GeneralSam]

BACK IN LINE #85827

[@leo766]

General Sam YES MASTER (i love ur vids papa rabbi)

[@jacobbateson8215]

This ISN'T TARKOV GAMEPLAY REEERREREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Rat memes please

[@Trovosity]

Dont force sam's content man!

[@jacobbateson8215]

Trovim it's an ironic may may

[@jacobbateson8215]

@UFHoee sam doesn't really play games that are "cool"

[@Conner2000]

I was waiting for a video on this. Thank you sam. I love you. I wish youd stream more.

[@vaderanomaly1573]

That's literally the worst "throat singing" I've ever heard

[@warhmmrsmurf241]

People sponsor this man to publicly shit on their low budget games and its wonderful

[@balakae_blake2490]

first hahahahah lol xd

[@lunaseur327]

nope

[@zackcapotosto4493]

Sam you are the only man capable of making a sponsorship ad actually interesting

[@starboy3735]

The enthusiasm for that ad was tremendous

[@lilshredders4211]

"Melanie, you just made it gay" lmfao

[@champo976]

11:24 why sam, a Floridian, name dropping moderately sized lakes in minnesota???