I love Neko listener audios, they almost always come with headpats
@MaxtheKat3 жыл бұрын
@@bottomfrag8936 Tag, mention of ears+tail, scritchies, several mentions of the listener being a neko uhm. I'm not sure how this isn't a neko listener audio? What even *are* your qualifications? I mean, my entire 'brand' is only making neko listener scripts so if I'm not doing that I'd like to know. or are you referring to the fact that neko literally means cat and ignoring colloquial usage as cat-person?
@TaGF_Tomcat3 жыл бұрын
@@bottomfrag8936 Did you read the title
@TaGF_Tomcat3 жыл бұрын
@@MaxtheKat oh hey you’re the person that made the script, yeah? It’s a really good one bro
@MaxtheKat3 жыл бұрын
@@TaGF_Tomcat Yep! I use this account cause I'm lazy, but at least I have in my bio + use the same profile image... Also, thank you, glad you enjoyed it ^^
@TaGF_Tomcat3 жыл бұрын
@@MaxtheKat that’s awesome bro, keep up the good work
@JohnMarston-bg1yh3 жыл бұрын
I'm literally crying cause I really wish I had someone like this
@clovermedia.3 жыл бұрын
Be based. Keep moving and take a risk! Failed? Try again! Failed again? Try again! Keep trying until you get it! Screw up a few times and you start to learn what not to do.
@BigMacDaddy03 жыл бұрын
Felt that
@JohnMarston-bg1yh3 жыл бұрын
@@BigMacDaddy0 Yeah
@Fammo3 жыл бұрын
Crying cause I’ll never have this
@BigMacDaddy03 жыл бұрын
@@Fammo same
@xavianquintero35423 жыл бұрын
Darlingstrawb: “Good boy” Me: Dies
@arrow53783 жыл бұрын
I feel
@IamKoloss-d4s3 жыл бұрын
I will revive you, this vid put me in a good mood
@frozetti4343 жыл бұрын
I agree
@luke-jh8wl2 жыл бұрын
fr like if a girl tells me that i'd fucking die
@MaxtheKat3 жыл бұрын
TFW you accidentally make a really good asmr script; also, that was amazingly well done 11/10 glad that you enjoyed my script enough to do this!
@darlingstrawb3 жыл бұрын
aw im glad you liked it!!!!
@pokeyscorpion82243 жыл бұрын
Objection: 17/10
@spectral63133 жыл бұрын
If there was a perfect way to end off a night…this is what it would be like. Just spending those moments of the night…chilling with your loved one…cuddling as the rain pours down hard outside
@sapfling18123 жыл бұрын
Gasp! Sad boy!
@spidergalva3 жыл бұрын
Gonna have the best nap of my life right now - Lots of love from me and Wario
@FanaticalLikeADemon3 жыл бұрын
this is the most blessed comment ive read this week
@Monika-yc8kl3 жыл бұрын
Wah
@cyan69443 жыл бұрын
Wwwwaaaaaaaaaaa
@burgerkingballs3 жыл бұрын
i wish i was wario
@levicurtis52573 жыл бұрын
Nice new pfp
@nothentai44242 жыл бұрын
“It’s 2am, what is downstairs that you so desperately need” Water
@alizeitoun3727 Жыл бұрын
Yes
@raventhegamer049 ай бұрын
😂
@ripxdoc3 жыл бұрын
the art & background you choose for these is always way cool! and i like the sounds of all those tags, i'll be asleep in no time :))
@m1-c223 жыл бұрын
Oooo dexo roast em
@knife473 жыл бұрын
The best part about knife’s day is cuddling with her!
@Subnite3 жыл бұрын
Yo I posted a pic of you on my insta, hope you don't mind mr. Knife :)
@slateriver00733 жыл бұрын
Knife sure is a sharp dresser
@MinimalPacifism3 жыл бұрын
@@slateriver0073 this guy, right here
@bazinga35193 жыл бұрын
Hello Mr. knife
@theshogum49703 жыл бұрын
And how are you this evening Mr knife?
@denimator05 Жыл бұрын
This video made me discover something about myself and I'm not sure whether to be thankful or upset about it
@XenoverseVT3 жыл бұрын
Its so adorable when the listener is a neko because it makes me all warm inside, please keep doing audios with that in mind! They are just so cute!!
@Game_Over643 жыл бұрын
Neko listener AND good boy?? Yes pls. Thank you. This made me feel very loved!
@onetrusamurai12 жыл бұрын
Warm and embracing, I hope to find a woman like this one day strong caring and kind. Love your vids Strawb you just got yourself another follower. I am rooting for you.
@K.Kong6166 ай бұрын
I spent an hour searching for this again; My reaction: *You’re as beautiful as the day I lost you.*
@Tony-xl3mv3 жыл бұрын
This is a good way to end the day. College is going to be rough before the holidays, and I can totally relate to the struggle of keeping a team working. I sometimes feel like the bad guy on the situation, and it really stresses me out
@switchblade63 жыл бұрын
@@Bob-xw4pu Wow, what an idea! Can't believe I didn't think of that!
@Grimaldus183 жыл бұрын
@@Bob-xw4pu don't watch the video and the pain that is you would be out of our asses
@styxce3968 Жыл бұрын
I was about to pass out and was so surprised when she knew it was 2am I forgot this audio was prerecorded for a second :P
@sapfling18123 жыл бұрын
If you can sum this whole channel in three words the words would be. Wholesome. As. Hell. (love your work)
@Grimaldus183 жыл бұрын
I hadn't checked the channel, and I looked with a chant of wholesome, no horny
@sapfling18123 жыл бұрын
@@Grimaldus18 yep there is no horny here. Just wholesome content
@sapfling18123 жыл бұрын
@@Bob-xw4pu nope I am not kidding
@sapfling18123 жыл бұрын
@@Bob-xw4pu well I guess I can’t top that. You got me
@Grimaldus183 жыл бұрын
@@sapfling1812 truly wonderful
@hyegol80813 жыл бұрын
Very relaxing! Thank you.
@darlingstrawb3 жыл бұрын
you are super welcome
@elimDBZ3 жыл бұрын
I had a very long day at work and a rough evening at home today you have no idea how much I needed to hear this video.
@damnboi81372 жыл бұрын
Damn bro, never cried this much in my life, cuz I ruined relationships because I was to afraid to tell the truth to crushes or just not noticing they liked me. If only I could turn back time, could've had someone like this, could really use it rn with the work that's been piling up with me and my cousin dying, then my dog. Then my Grandma, then my cousin had an alcohol overdose, hasn't been the most enjoyable few years
@gavinwalz6562 жыл бұрын
Oof bro, sorry to hear this. I've also lost a couple of people close to me, but hopefully there's something happy just around the corner waiting for us to get to it.
@willythebeer3 жыл бұрын
Anyone else defiantly say "watch me" in perfect form with the script? Also had Poe saying it in my head really driving home the spite!
@bazinga35193 жыл бұрын
At this point we are setting the table for Christmas dinner in the comments with all the cutlery present
@the_one_true_egg3 жыл бұрын
And the food
@Grimaldus183 жыл бұрын
@@Bob-xw4pu I can't believe we got you for Christmas, I'm disappointed
@andrewdavido9633 жыл бұрын
The best day of a simps life is waiting for a girlfriend roleplay & that's facts 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@chickenflavor98803 жыл бұрын
I hate simps
@andrewdavido9633 жыл бұрын
@@chickenflavor9880 simps who you calling simp 🥺
@elil2123 жыл бұрын
This is now my favorite audio, thank you
@galaktosech.52413 жыл бұрын
Congratulations, you’ve just made a man cry after more than a year of not crying. Such a good video
@shadowliam04763 жыл бұрын
This video is amazing and the triggers were really relaxing keep up the great work
@spxrta86993 жыл бұрын
"Why are you accepting more when you're already at work?" *One more big score and we're off to Tahiti, baby*
@Althecor3 жыл бұрын
A haiku about cuddles. Ahem: I'm safe in your arms My heart feels so safe with you Holding me so tight
@salieri_sg94133 жыл бұрын
Man, you're the best
@Althecor3 жыл бұрын
@@salieri_sg9413 Aww, thank you my friend
@nadkinoneko3 жыл бұрын
It's snowing on Mount fuji
@Ascend17.3 жыл бұрын
Every time I see you.. man my heart warms up. No homo
@FineFullIn3 жыл бұрын
I think this is the best haiku from you, ngl
@simonriley43352 жыл бұрын
Ahh I need this after having a horrible day at work thank you for helping me sleep darlingstrawb you made my day better
@deathshadow53163 жыл бұрын
holy heck i had so many tingles after so much time.
@OOTHG3 жыл бұрын
Ha never been called pumpkin before. My toxic thoughts are just a part of me now like another personality. Affection is something I don't get ever so I'd be hella freaked out if someone that liked me or just randomly hugged me. I love the work so keep it up and people's days happy for me💝
@salieri_sg94133 жыл бұрын
How's the infinite tsukuyomi thing going?
@OOTHG3 жыл бұрын
@@salieri_sg9413 hehe well I destroyed my planet so I'm here now. Don't worry won't do it again
@Grimaldus183 жыл бұрын
@@Bob-xw4pu plus it's fuckin wrong
@UserName-dm2lx3 жыл бұрын
THIS SCRIPT READ MY MIND. IMMA SOLO CAREY THE ENTIRE DAMN COMPANY WATCH ME. “Watch Me? Yeah watch yourself run into the ground.” Damnit
@zacharysimpson55372 жыл бұрын
Yo is she keeping me captivated Like tf
@Jack101583 жыл бұрын
I've never listened to a neko listener video before but since you made it it's bound to be great😌👌🏽
@CottonMouthJoe2 жыл бұрын
God, I love your voice and the sweet wholesomeness you whisper to us is so adorably lovely and heartwarming
@simonriley43353 жыл бұрын
Damn this helps me sleep easily thanks darlingstrawb I really appreciate bc I been having a hard time trying to sleep bc of work, being a trainer, and being famous so I really appreciate it
@RhysticTutor13 жыл бұрын
*doesn’t know what’s going on* *is happy to be here anyway*
@George_W_Bush3 жыл бұрын
I too cannot sleep at the moment, unfortunately my wife is away and I am in fact not a Neko, so that means it is time for a nice glass of milk Heck, I might even make it a chocolate
@real_smilegamez2 жыл бұрын
You just made me realiase I can make chocolate milk or eat ice cream, thank you ex-president
@George_W_Bush2 жыл бұрын
@@real_smilegamez amen partner, that’s what I’m here for
@akaNarwhal3 жыл бұрын
had to wait till late at night to listen to this for the immersion
@theHeroBoy13133 жыл бұрын
that small comment resonated with me, considering I'm a 5'4, 135 lb, male 21 year old. Keep up the good work, always helps me relax :)
@vibivy3 жыл бұрын
The shifting from 1 ear to another makes me shiver😳😬
@sjp32492 жыл бұрын
"Babe, you can't solo carry an entire company" "Watch me? Yeah, I'll watch you run yourself into the ground" *Ah yes the perfect woman*
@misttermistterious20613 жыл бұрын
I give this video 10 headpats out of 10. Please make more so I can overdose on cuteness, thank you.
@kshusband2 жыл бұрын
Who else nodding to what she says? It's so immersive
@muffin43963 жыл бұрын
So this is the feeling of not being lonely,. Hmmmm. I feel more empty now. Also feel jealous of people with girlfriends. Muffin sad
@calebbilly2793 жыл бұрын
awwwww.... i love the background I rate the whole thing 1000/10. remembers me of her💘🥰
@MarcusGondhai2 жыл бұрын
this really helped me sleep while having a hangover
@EmmaMisty-qn7kc5 ай бұрын
I think I’m cooked, I’m about to do 4 peoples jobs this month and she randomly says “you can’t solo carry a company” and I said “watch me” irl. It’s so joever
@dallasmatthew292 жыл бұрын
damn... it's the "I got you" for me.
@buckcoleman51963 жыл бұрын
You know you've hit rock bottom when
@adolfdrippler86852 жыл бұрын
Felt that to much
@heinhtetsan54932 жыл бұрын
ye, ik
@0_JunkbotPriest3 жыл бұрын
Yay! I’ll get a epic sleep tonight! Thank you strawb!
@thighgraine3 жыл бұрын
Your voice is so relaxing...
@johnnyboy905282 жыл бұрын
Dear Diary: Today the female in my sleep aid ASMR called me a redditor.
@gavinwalz6562 жыл бұрын
"You are strong, but you don't need to be strong anymore." Oh my god, I just wish someone would say this to me!
@gavinwalz6562 жыл бұрын
I also tried to put a comment on this video a few days ago, but it disappeared.
@MattyestMatt3 жыл бұрын
Lovely audio, I hope you’re doing well Strawb
@Grimaldus183 жыл бұрын
@@Bob-xw4pu ok dream
@solomonmunn85853 жыл бұрын
Melting my little icy heart 🥺🖤
@razzberrie723 жыл бұрын
Her:" You can't solo carry a company" Me:" whna fucking bet!😠" Mt first response is that what is wrong with me lol
@TheDoctor4390_3 жыл бұрын
I need me a girl that calls me a good boy
@pinodeknegt34813 жыл бұрын
Don’t we all?
@starrytheclown2 жыл бұрын
Im so lucky I have one, listened to this while she was away
@LegoWizardReal Жыл бұрын
I need a girl that
@spoon23893 жыл бұрын
Spoon may be an expert at spooning, but he cannot begin to dream of matching her cuddliness!
@Dodoking-te3vt3 жыл бұрын
It is the spoon, the best eating utensil
@mrtecnhimuyo3 жыл бұрын
Back in the drawer Spoon
@thehunt68603 жыл бұрын
Thank you for making me come to my senses
@karemuu3 жыл бұрын
Willy Wonka approves this video Have a Wonka Bar 🍫
@Emdubayou3 жыл бұрын
Another certified hood classic!
@Cjendjsidj3 жыл бұрын
I cry everytime I listen to this
@solomonmunn85853 жыл бұрын
Same bro
@FlextheonDripsConflux3 жыл бұрын
Roman shall allow these “head pats”
@beepboop97123 жыл бұрын
Yay! Darlinstrawb for the win!
@alexanderslamcik55233 жыл бұрын
It's 2am when I'm watching this. Let's go.
@ToasterBath3 жыл бұрын
Saving this for my bedtime tonight. Thanks for the banger audio as always Strawb.
@JustSomboy3 жыл бұрын
I'm crying because I wish I had love
@DarkKatzy013Ай бұрын
Way late to this. As a cat person this hits home. Thank you Ma'am *purrs*
@watercup51383 жыл бұрын
water cup approved. well, ive got some new sweaters, im back from the hospital and i am SO READY FOR SOME MORE SLEEP!!!!
@robingrob97173 жыл бұрын
I need this
@twinkiemaster28222 жыл бұрын
Her: what’s so important about getting up at 2am to go downstairs Me: water
@Cheezit123453 жыл бұрын
This is the best!
@meowmrrpp3 жыл бұрын
“Big words coming to someone your size” Me:Well,you arent wrong persay
@xkolm3 жыл бұрын
tutorial on how to get this irl?
@kooolozi2763 жыл бұрын
Just finished a rough 20 hour at McDonalds, I really needed this
@redstar46363 жыл бұрын
Oh Hell Yesh Prayers been Answered !!
@toro44753 жыл бұрын
Hug on you Darlingstrawb, I Hope you had a good day take care of yourself
@kudziisuuASMR3 жыл бұрын
I can’t listen to this without crying
@sadboyhours39433 жыл бұрын
Hopefully it does the same thing for me tonight
@RyRy-lb1wx3 жыл бұрын
Yeeeess strawb excellent A work of art
@chris_2972 жыл бұрын
“cuddle with me, ok?” done.
@mrfarell3 жыл бұрын
The Ara Ara vibe was too stronk.
@arukadofahrenheit3 жыл бұрын
Nothing better than being called kitten
@anonymity6313 жыл бұрын
Good video! ❤️ I love you!
@littlegloom3 жыл бұрын
this is exactly what i needed tonight! i'm still crying about my ex who broke up with me two weeks ago, lol
@Monika-yc8kl3 жыл бұрын
Knock knock
@littlegloom3 жыл бұрын
@@Monika-yc8kl who's there?
@Monika-yc8kl3 жыл бұрын
@@littlegloom not your gf
@littlegloom3 жыл бұрын
@@Monika-yc8kl well, seeing as i dun have one, i wasn't expecting it to be her? :0
@Same_Local.Insomnic2 жыл бұрын
11:36 and for the rest of the video is just the sound of rain and crickets at 12:02 the crickets cut out and it’s just rain the rest of the video so 18 minutes and 64 seconds of just that
@sunhunter09143 жыл бұрын
Reasons why I relate to cats 1# I'm lazy 2# Tsundere 3# Love headpats 4# can be clingy... only if I allow it 5# Don't sleep at night 6# will tilt my head back when booped on the nose 7# might bite you... affectionately
@evening_awning3 жыл бұрын
best vid ever
@vincentdelgardo8159 Жыл бұрын
GONNA BE ALONE FOREVER 🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯💯
@kingrose3997 Жыл бұрын
When she said it’s two am it was literally 2 am for me
@Niko-ph1mw3 жыл бұрын
in 1000 years, this could be real
@Crowley2493 жыл бұрын
Man if only I was in a relationship like this but all my relationships are like boats and all were named the Titanic
@forestghost88192 жыл бұрын
Thank you 🥰🥰
@cobypoole38392 жыл бұрын
"Bold words coming from someone as tiny as you" Me, a 6'0 230lbs dude: no Ms. Giantess, I'm not tiny, you're just built like Optimus Prime
@fork35503 жыл бұрын
Fork does not have many of the facial features she described, but he appreciates the attempt
@knife29943 жыл бұрын
Neither does knife
@regirock73133 жыл бұрын
UN UN UN
@topramen74313 жыл бұрын
I have yet to finish this audio bc it keeps putting me to sleep
@dopgh3 жыл бұрын
NEKO LISTENER YESSSS!!!!!!
@Cup.A.Coffee3 жыл бұрын
She said it's 2AM and it's is, holy fuck
@him56302 жыл бұрын
Gorgeous
@Dodoking-te3vt3 жыл бұрын
Well, I’ve officially realized how screwed and lonely I am. I am so ducked with my stacked pile of mental problems. I had a girlfriend for about 3 weeks then she broke up with me and why did she break up with me? Because I am in her words “too broken”, apparently I’m so mentally broken I can’t even be loved anymore. I bloody thought our relationship was good but my broken brain ruined it all I guess.
@MAZK-Cloud3 жыл бұрын
Nah G, I’m sorry to hear that man; I can’t pretend I know how you feel, but what I do know is that maybe try and work on yourself a bit. Not like in a bad way bro, I mean like try to take up some new hobbies or habits. Maybe you’ll find a new interest, or find better coping mechanisms. Cooking is attractive and a good thing to be skilled at.😉 maybe you could put some energy into something like that. No doubt just being able to cook will get you in the top 20% of men bro. Maybe I’m just talking out my ass, but I think making a change would probably help. Put yourself before others bro. Just being confident in yourself will make you a lot more attractive. Take care of yourself man, goodluck bro.