Trump Sues CNN for Defamation, Putin's 70th Birthday: Late Night's News of the Week

[@pauljansen1137]

As a European it's beyond imagination to me that a huge news network would be sued for....bringing the actual news😀

[@JimmyDeLocke]

Just thank God you don't live in the United States

[@leadoucet1432]

@@JimmyDeLocke we do. Every day.

[@perryshaffer8358]

Over here, you can be sued for literally anything. The harder part is winning the suit. Trump is looking at a countersuit for legal bills incurred by the defense and other sanctions IMO.

[@mikaelbiilmann6826]

The US is truly a bizarre place with bizarre people...

[@BenedictMHolland]

I am just surprised he found a lawyer.

[@suedesweffervescent]

How shallow is the Republican talent pool when Dr Oz and Herschel Walker are the best choices

[@jkaville938]

Trump MTG 2024 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@TheBushdoctor68]

@@jkaville938 Be sure to hold on to your Maga hat for identification purposes.

[@lostcat9lives322]

Its not that the "talent pool" is shallow. The whitetrash love Oz/Walker. It's what works. America is over.

[@ruckusrevolution9475]

They have a talent for lying through their teeth with absolute conviction.

[@lostcat9lives322]

@@ruckusrevolution9475 you don't have to have a talent for lying when a given demographic wants/needs to be lied to.

[@XzTS-Roostro]

The callback to Oz was great, I nearly screamed

[@shawnuel]

The one and only reason for Trump's lawsuit is so he can send out another letter to his supporters, asking for money.

[@jkaville938]

Trump MTG 2024 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@shawnuel]

@@jkaville938 Most Transparent Grift?

[@coryryder9070]

trump is sueing cnn for calling him a lier or what facts are facts no case there

[@intomnia3313]

Par for the ‘coarse’.

[@coryryder9070]

@@intomnia3313 trump doesnt play golf everyone plays against him says he cheats

[@galenkehler]

Correction: 8:30, hitting the Mets fan didn't add insult to injury, it added injury to insult.

[@wildwesley9328]

My sister went to ASU and most of my highschool friends went between ASU, U of A, and NAU and I very much appreciated those jokes

[@debbieday52]

You have to have character first to sue for defamation.

[@jkaville938]

Trump MTG 2024 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@sg3428]

That should be a law!

[@cjlarge420]

@@jkaville938 nope!

[@vincentthomas6001]

@@jkaville938 You're full of ignorance

[@Raven-ug8uw]

The student loan joke was great!

[@janjikins]

Some people just don't know what wet dog smells like! I do and I loved that joke! 😂😂😂

[@jeffrey_solis90]

An Al Pacino story and no Seth impersonation? What world are we in?

[@mikaelbiilmann6826]

"HE IS AN ABSENTEE LANDLOOOORD!" Or: "Just when I think I am out, they PULL me back in!" 😁

[@Jenahh-aye]

This one was a wild ride 🤣. Well done.

[@NewMessage]

Donnie would never make it as a super hero. 'Secret Identify'? He'd out himself day one in a 45 minute speech to a guy on the bus.... or, for that matter, a super villain... as we're seeing now.

[@catherinemacaskill1421]

Trump and a new lawsuit? Just another day in the life of the whiniest man to ever hold elected office. Just imagine. The followers of the former guy see him as strong masculine type. He's about as masculine as a neutered cat.

[@busylawbee]

The only aspect in which Trump is like Iron Man.

[@antipatsy]

Monologuing would be his superpower.

[@afip4n6doc]

No, his sidekick crime fighter Rudy would accidentally out him.

[@vincentthomas6001]

@@catherinemacaskill1421 That's right😄

[@Greyareas27]

CNN has nothing to worry about. Trump is charging, "defamation of character". When has Trump ever displayed "character? Wait... he does do a very good impersonation of Pinocchio.

[@m0L3ify]

I used to work for a scientist who transferred to our campus from ASU. He was extremely incompetent. I approve of these jokes. 😂

[@peterstephens221]

Those of us who are citizens of democracies [in my case Australia], find it VERY difficult to understand how a News network can be taken to court - by a potential candidate for political office - simply for fulfilling their journalistic obligation: to report the NEWS🤔!

[@catalinacurio]

Putin asked for a surprise for his birthday, I sent him trump. 🎃

[@teresahartling2465]

🤣😂🤣😂👏👏

[@elliotto9643]

Oh no Tutin Pootin began grooming Dump in the 80's in Moscow. He got plenty of dirt on Dump during Miss Universe in Mosvow. He decided Dump was enough of a fool to throw his own country under the bus. There is public info on all this. Epstien was involved and the murdered while Dump was in office being controlled by Tutin.

[@joebando5746]

It is typical of narcissistic Donald Trump to sue for something that he definitely did! Lol

[@Chimera_Photography]

Sadly, It’s a page from the communist playbook. A tactic Putin has been using since he was a (previously known as) KGB Operative. Accuse the opposition of doing exactly what you’re guilty of, to distract people by muddying the waters.

[@johnmcnab4273]

Mike Scollins deserves a raise

[@anthonydaniel9534]

The ASU jokes are funny. Tell Baze it's fine, in fact write more.

[@morbidone88]

The Mets fan last words got me, and I'm awake at 5 A.M. 🤣

[@krisfrederick5001]

Trump needs his own Court TV Network.

[@Smooshes786]

Gawd, no, don’t type that out loud- he will try. Enough of T****.

[@leadoucet1432]

It would go bankrupt.

[@sweett2185]

I want him before Judge Judy.

[@whocares9033]

So 24 hours of him in prison every episode? I like it! I wouldn't watch it, but I'm on board with the idea!!

[@phylis3917]

Brsty

[@tedtamada]

Solid jokes. Kudos to the writers.

[@oldmanfromoc7684]

Not so much for the sandwich joke! Ew

[@FVWhimsy2010]

hahaha...that student loan joke was spot on!

[@ladylo-fi6979]

The CVS and ASU bits were the best!

[@YahziCoyote]

UofA grad here... we made the same jokes about ASU forty years ago. Nice to see nothing's changed!

[@The_One_In_Black]

ASU actually was my first choice of doctoral programs. They have a super interesting interdisciplinary Social Justice doctorate.

[@Thatguy-qv1wr]

I like how when a joke is in poor taste he makes sure to deflect and give credit to the writer 😂

[@Kristopherredford]

I think he does that when he disagrees, he stood his ground on the student loan joke which fell flat

[@patrickwalsh2361]

Seth! Please keep doing Oz’s dog murderer jokes - the con artist deserves it!

[@winstonsmith8565]

I love Seth Meyers jokes about Republicans

[@capitalknockers666]

I prefer Republicans, they're the biggest joke.

[@JohnPenn77]

He was best at pulling fruits and whatnot out of mens' arses on Appalachian Emergency Room SNL. That's all Meyers is good for.

[@whocares9033]

That and getting whiny bitches to complain about him in the comment section, right John?

[@madeleineprice9645]

The troll called Jawn (above) has a two day-old YT channel with NO videos, playlists, subscribers or brain cells. Don’t waste your intelligence on it 🤓🤓🤓

[@DonaBlancas]

The producers should use an all black cast for The Crown, Netflix movie. Just to have the conservatives literally explode when they see the movie.

[@oliver13809]

I’m always bewildered why legal teams want to work for him. He doesn’t pay them.

[@maribelcaudillo258]

OMG! I remember Inspector Gadget!

[@edmondleboeuf9928]

Wishing all who knew her strength and peace. She was truly one of a kind.

[@leapintothewild]

Who, the 23 yr old dog??

[@capitalknockers666]

My mum? Thanks.

[@jeffriddle2889]

Giuliani seen here attempting to blink backwards

[@4422michael]

The comedic logic of that Hershey Walker joke spins off, geniously, like a Fibonacci, fractal Spiral to infinity. GIVE THAT MAN a TROPHY! (By the way, I think "geniously" is not a word. Pologies.)

[@cappyjones]

2:40 The 'wet goofy" joke was absolutely written by Amber Ruffin!

[@williamdecker3989]

Love the ASU jokes! I live in Tucson, near the U of A campus, what an awesome school!

[@TheSpoonwood]

Watched Twice..days apart..laughed Twice .. I have a problem.

[@BuildinWings]

The Walker/Abortion/Loan joke was solid. Audience is wrong.

[@courtney-ray]

Agreed it was good

[@eroraf8637]

Didn’t know you had so many former Wildcats on your writing team, lol. Bear down, Arizona!

[@ilovethe80sNW]

Love Seth's wall of hair at 3:17!

[@karengayehammat4199]

Always a sign of hiding baldness

[@pontificusvascillious5287]

there should be a LIMIT on the number of SUITS you can bring in a LIFETIME! i'm sure mr. FANTASTIC would have exceeded his limit by now ...

[@whocares9033]

People like you are a more dangerous threat to our country than you realize We don't need more laws, we need the ones we have enforced correctly

[@nmarbletoe8210]

Tell that to the people harmed by Bhopal or Deepwater Horizon.

[@pontificusvascillious5287]

@@nmarbletoe8210 so how MANY times do the bhopal/deepwater people want to SUE? let's make the limit TEN ... special cases can be TWENTY! mr. FANTASTIC has exceeded those limits ... IN his twenties!

[@gryph01]

Will the indoor go cart track include an HOV lane?

[@missinformed9550]

Several friends who attended ASU in the 70s called it All Screwed Up. 😆

[@SomeOnlinePerson]

I'm pretty sure Shaggy owns the van.

[@con.troller4183]

The reefer statue is the 2010 Olympic Torch in Vancouver.

[@johnnycashew9101]

Why is the high robot so funny

[@emceesmith6665]

Is anybody else watching / rooting for the Mets solely for the sake of Seth's writing staff?

[@fritzfanny3239]

The problem with corrections is that we now know the laughs of the staff and can hear that they are the main people laughing during the actual show.

[@fritzfanny3239]

Honestly though, I’m a big fan.

[@ghostboo3156]

My favourite joke was about the GOP only being angry with Herschel Walker if his abortion donation to his girlfriend also paid for her student loans! Kudos to the writer of that one, it was dead on and cracked me up!

[@dmblum1]

Ned Flanders even ripped on ASU: "It looks like Heaven's easier to get into Arizona State."

[@spiceyhotpot]

"Pay down the student loans" - pretty much...

[@peggyking9543]

I stand by Seth on this joke.

[@RetroGamerVX]

Tin Tin, is that you?

[@itsa-itsagames]

Must be awful coming into work, knowing your numbers are always tanking and then soon enough you'll be cancelled lol

[@funnyanimals7965]

Welcome to Channel "Funny Animals"! Let's get this straight, you are here because you love dogs. And for that reason, we got you. We'll share with you funny and cute animals every day.

[@tats7859]

What excuse could Oz actually have for the killing of 300 dogs??? It's bad enough where I want to beat the hell out of people abusing animals let me get Oz alone in a alley and I guarantee no harm well come to any animal from Oz again.

[@patrickwalsh2361]

Would texting you his schedule for the next 2 weeks suffice? What if I were to throw in a couple rolls of plastic, duct tape and some knives and power tools?

[@tats7859]

@@patrickwalsh2361 I like it..

[@jessehachey2732]

Well, not that I endorse it, but medical research does at times, use dogs 🤷🏼‍♂️ 300+ seems excessive, but not impossible with a large university-funded lab research team. And they would’ve had to pass through countless ethics review boards before getting any kind of approval. Pretty much seems like this was taken out of context for the shock value…js!

[@WarblesOnALot]

@@jessehachey2732 G'day, Yeah, I concurr. I recall, in the early 1980s when one of the Surgeons at the Hospital where I was a Student Nurse got funding to set up Pens and an Operating Theatre in an otherwise unused Ward, where he had Assistants to care for a dozen Dogs at a time, and an Anaesthiologist and Vetinary Nurses...; all so the Surgeon could teach himself to operate and reliably create a "Continent Illeostomy", on Dogs - before going on to have a go at doing the first one on a Human... From memory, he was cutting up and re-plumbing Dogs for about 2 years before doing the first Human ; in 1983. So, what - one wonders ; was Doktor Oz attempting to achieve, which burned through 300 Dogs ? Such is life, Have a good one... Stay safe. ;-p Ciao !

[@ericmccarty9656]

For the student loan joke.

[@dylanchangedeverythingfore1312]

"Hey, at least it's not Goofy" -Mike "Swingers"

[@almartin9747]

Nobody can defame Trump more than Trump himself.

[@LoveAlwaysAlwaysLove]

Snazaloffz onion weed rings! Thank you Snooppy💚

[@laszynandriy]

That’s actually pretty funny since all I see is New York license plates in the left lane going 50

[@donnewton7858]

I heard they couldn't find a Superman shirt in "potbelly".

[@whocares9033]

The biggest they had was "lardass" and that was still several sizes too small

[@Fanney47]

Fred doesn't even own the van! It's either Shaggy or Daphne.

[@willbygosh4887]

Happy Birthday Pootin!

[@afip4n6doc]

Enjoy your bridge cake.

[@krisfrederick5001]

"I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job... and you ain't got sh*t to do!" 💚

[@peterbullen4956]

more stoned robots

[@krisfrederick5001]

@@peterbullen4956 As long as they puff and pass sir. Fuckin A Peter Man.

[@lisatomwalton]

The ‘still’ image of Seth on the KZbin channel LNWSM reminds me of the spitting image of former British PM John Major. Sorry Seth 😂

[@ZaddyOG]

Bald jokes about agism are so hilarious

[@timothyball3144]

Where is Oprah condemning the dog killer? BTW, there is a petition to get him off of the ballot.

[@Lu_Woods]

Correction: Make the videos LOUDER !!!! Your vids are much quieter than most.

[@coryryder9070]

i thought snoops product was called funions lol

[@aliabul9000]

lookin too good!

[@Savagemedic46]

Here’s the kicker, Aaron Judge is Roger Maris reincarnated

[@BarbaraMatteau]

High as hell or high as Seth’s hair 😂

[@supwphilosophy8375]

First-time jackal here! The joke about cheating promotes ignorance of polyamory (or nonmonogamy, or open relationships). It’s not cheating if there was no (prior) agreement between two people stating that the relationship would be exclusive. Presumed monogamy is a big problem in the dating world. (It creates jealousy and ill will, for instance, where there needn’t be any.) Just a heads-up because few people understand how poly or open relationships work, and comments like these definitely don’t help.

[@whocares9033]

People understand how they work just fine, you just keep clutching your pearls

[@5hamon]

I'm watchingn this on the 10th and true to form the Mets have blown it in the playoffs...

[@NaomiCurtis]

audience sounds like a laugh track today.

[@wendellmarthers3519]

The Blues Brothers before she broke out in song?

[@freedomofreligion3248]

Omg, I'm the same age as Putin. I'll bet he's richer, but, then I wasn't much of a ruthless thief/dictator. Wonder if my parents are disappointed.

[@jacovawernett3077]

I vote you over Putin.

[@ldmcnutt]

That was horrible. Should have been titled “jokes that didn’t make the cut this week.”

[@jonathanbranum8976]

2.20-gives a whole new meaning to secret sauce... ewww ;p

[@jonathanbranum8976]

@Message Me Now ±⑤③⓪②③⓪③③④① and I thought I was cryptic in my messages, sry I no use FB, or smartphone, and I am unsure why you want to hear my thoughts on that particular subject, yes-I masturbate, though I've never ventured to try my own, homemade mayonnaise, let alone on a sub, ewww. Enlightenment, indeed is found in trying new things, I think I'd prefer to remain simple on this one... Love weekend update, Seth Myers, you're funny, intelligent, and kind hearted, thank you for doing what you do, I think corrections is my fav bit with you, I love your show---all of it, but your Jackal hunting is Funny AF! :p shows your true class and character, humble enough to acknowledge your mistakes, and secure enough to beat off the Jackals...

[@joejock1759]

How is Velma from Scooby Doo gay when she’s had multiple episodes where she smitten with a guy

[@AngeliqueW1]

Stop it about K and B! 😊

[@Kentrc11]

Refreshing that the audience saw that Aretha comment as a miss. If you listen to that awkward silence closely, the Queen Of Soul spelled the words R-E-S-P-E-C-T

[@bold810]

..wait, what? Wet AND Goofy?!

[@gwick358]

You nailed chippy!* Biden's had that 'vette for a long time.

[@luckyold317]

At the original Beer Hall Putsch the guy who tried to lead a coup got shot and imprisoned, in the remake he doesn’t even show up at the coup. Which is a shame, the time behind bars would give him time to write art of the deal 2.

[@StrattCaster]

It's not defamation if it's the truth...

[@jacquelinejones9923]

SAP you sure you're not Canadian?

[@actual_nonsense]

So now I think that horse Putin was riding had to be some sort of foal or pony or something.

[@JohnDough-yr2zt]

What did you say again? Hahahahaha

[@johnmiller567]

Wait, so you're telling me all those porn clips I've seen with Velma and other members of the Scooby-doo cast (excluding Daphne), have been lying to me about Velma's sexual orientation?

[@capitalknockers666]

You've seen different clips than I have, because Velma and Daphne were rather friendly in the ones I saw.

[@johnmiller567]

@@capitalknockers666 You're right, you're right. I've seen Velma with Daphne, the bi guy with the ascot, shagging with Shaggy (and Scoobz), the dead and the undead alike. Definitely a pansexual.

[@donutarmageddon7975]

Coneheads 🤟😜🤣

[@markhammond7452]

So many candidates for schmuck of the week. Of course, having the SMOTW in charge of the nuclear codes might be concerning....

[@FreedomofSpeech865]

That Ginny Thomas is an odd one

[@iowa89357]

"Wet goofy" sounds like a euphemism for sex

[@whocares9033]

It's left handed sex

[@Stud_muffin]

Wow, Trump really believes those posters like him wearing a Superman outfit; a bit childish, no? And the only character Trump has left, is defamed.

[@michaelbethea2543]

Seth, this is laugh-track television. It's like watching a comic who tells mostly private jokes.

[@Minoltalphafan]

The FBI needs to answer for investigating people like Aretha.

[@charloschalvan141]

Go Sun Devils!

[@howler6490]

1904...with secret sauce...