LATINA MOMS Never Hang Up The PHONE

Growing up, I would melt into a puddle of nothingness as I waited for my mom to hang up the damn phone. Cheers to Latina moms and their "cua cua cua"!
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[@LazyVocalist]

The "ah hah" and "okay bye" like 20 times is the most accurate thing ever

[@IAMWILVER]

LazyVocalist truuuuuuuuuuuue

[@tryingtomakeeveryonesmile933]

Dead ass

[@jonathanmamposo1656]

Lol so true

[@sosuperflykit.9127]

LazyVocalist Omg yes 😂😂

[@johncenas5143]

Sometimes they slip into another conversation

[@heyitsme9258]

Yes!! Especially when they are about to hang up but somehow another chisme comes up.

[@Esther-nj6lq]

Hey ItsMe fr

[@jonathanmamposo1656]

Ik

[@isabellamachado9078]

Hey ItsMe so true

[@isaiahmunden1948]

IS THAT DAVID SO

[@aracelimalone1167]

You know what’s sad!? Is I’m a 33yr old female and totally doin the same shit my mom, and aunts do. It’s a vicious cycle.

[@cyn8140]

dude i just lay next to my mom and stare at her until she stops

[@mypanexogamouslineage965]

How can you stare for so long!?

[@lillimichelle5929]

I laughed way too hard at this commt

[@lillimichelle5929]

Comment*

[@stupid8911]

Me at ages 2-16

[@stephaniesdolls3027]

Same

[@xoanwahn]

This is my Venezuelan mom all the way! "Bye, chao, I love you, bye. AY, ESPERA! Tú sabes que...."

[@pcarebear1]

xoanwahn+ my Honduran mom talking with her Venezuelan, Salvadoran and Ecuadorian girlfriends...during DC rush hour traffic 😰 😱😰 😱

[@lysa2726]

Bruhhh!!! Almost died when I heard my name “Hazlo tu mismo Larissa “ 😂

[@aslux2802]

Siri E it's Laritza. But the pronunciation i think-

[@pcarebear1]

LOL my cuz's name is Maritza...this is so close to home

[@meh2313]

I got scared for a second 😂 😭lol reminded me when my mom would get tired of me complaining and would yell like maruchi and was gonna hit me 😂😂😂😂

[@jpierce8148]

Tú misma*

[@juanny1348]

Laritza is 20 something years old and can’t make Mac n Cheese 😩😂 just like me 😂😂

[@devin3537]

Lmao

[@devin3537]

Meeeeee

[@minarii.g]

Juanny my little sister is 8 and knows how to make Mac n cheese

[@petitcactusamer]

Same bro

[@wehiwachjyblgnuiaet4783klawct7]

I think laritza is supposed to be like 14 or 15

[@andreas.a9343]

This is a 100% true, this is my nightmare

[@mirelala25]

Andrea S.A My mom freaking spends an hour on the phone when I’m trying to talk to her.

[@yarelissegui6275]

“Laughs in Cuban mom spanish”, and the “10 hours later” killed me!!! Lol

[@elizabethduran1174]

This and my grandma finding one of her friends in the supermarket. Like you said you just wanted to say hi but it's been 45 minutes and I'm on my third fried plantain. Can we please go? 😭😭😰😰😭😭

[@victoredwardo9485]

Elizabeth Duran i really need to see a video about this. OMG

[@astrangeone]

I swear Asian parents do that too. Oh good, you ran into a friend at the supermarket. Can we go? My cart full of groceries is getting warm, the ice cream has melted and I think the cough syrup has expired in the time the conversation continued.

[@sweetsugarhoneycandy5458]

@@astrangeone True

[@janoahlee6928]

Jesus Garcia made a video about that: Spanish moms vs white moms I think. It was so funny.

[@iraselespinoza7823]

😂😂😂

[@Natalie-101]

You forgot "Si! I'll talk a abuelita, claro casi!"

[@crypticw91f]

Can I just say how brilliant this was with the camera shots? Jenny plays both characters, yet in multiple shots you could see them both. I love when they take the time to make it feel real for us, the audience. Well done! 👏👏👏🔥🔥🔥

[@DiegoTan]

*cries in dramatica Spanish* ⛈

[@marylizsotoquiles]

El “aha” y el “ok” constantemente en la llamada me mató 😂😂😂 Me recuerda tanto a mi mamá!!

[@finnkuudere3516]

No sólo tarda una eternidad en terminar una conversación... "Beuno, bueno...Vale, vale, vale, A ha Vale, bueno, bye, bye bye". Pero también he notado con mi mujer (Castellana) es que ella y su amiga se pondrán cada vez más ruidosas. Yo soy muy callado y Pilar se calla conmigo, pero cuando vienen sus amigas o hablan por teléfono, hacen mucho ruido...". (Soy Irlande Americano)

[@konpeitosart]

Legit that's EXACTLY how I act with my mother when I actually need something important but she won't get off of the phone :')

[@Elmx12]

Also, the never ending series of: EHHHSSTEEE

[@JennyLorenzo]

This straight up made me laugh out loud. XD

[@lamorenita2772]

Yay Jenny is back !! ☺☺. Missed watching your videos. Please do one on older sisters . You should also include this new character Laritza in other videos as well. I really liked her.

[@chemchem5310]

MARUCHI IS BACK EVERYONE, QUICK EVERYONE GRAB A PISICORRE AND WAIT CUZ THIS GONNA TAKE A LIFE!!!!

[@chemchem5310]

I am peruvian and made a cuban joke.... I feel bad 😂

[@mypanexogamouslineage965]

I'm also Peruvian and I make Cuban jokes so don't feel bad. What's a pisicorre?

[@chemchem5310]

GOTZ DEAOMA it is a cuban snack its a guava slice sandwiched between cheddar chesee, if u dont get me watch her school lunch video there is a pic in the vid

[@juels508]

Chemagamer pisicorre isn’t just Cuban, us Mexicans eat it too 😋

[@mypanexogamouslineage965]

Oh I love guava with cheese, Ive eaten that in Peru, we Peruvians eat it too you know.

[@clivebby4877]

This dead be my Jamaican mom.... except she gets angry at me and yells at me and asks if I have no behaviour and shit.... I don't even do it anymore....

[@mykzalot]

Bounty The quicker picker upper "a wah happn to yuh pickney? *Hiss teeth*"

[@yuriannilove2852]

Bounty The quicker picker upper it’s called Cuban moms

[@Cindy99765]

@@yuriannilove2852 cuban and jamaican moms

[@LaceNWhisky]

This used to piss me off so much as a kid. Now it's different. Now whenever I'm on the phone with my mom, she's always cutting me off to talk to someone there with her.

[@vianjelos]

Eric Nash wow..good to know its not just my mom with me. Seriously as a kid I couldnt get her attention even if the house was on fire..now she is constanly stopping to have half a conversation with someone else.

[@scp--297]

Right!! Like I try to talk to my aunt however she only gives me like 2 minutes to talk to her. So instead I just text her but then she mad when I just text her. Almost all my family like that, I don't understand. Since I know they talk hours with each other.

[@nans_5396]

Relatable...

[@andreaorbzy31]

Jenny I would pay to watch you read the phone book if it keeps this Cuban content in my life this is too real!!!!!

[@VRDennis]

My Puerto Rican mother would of put the phone down spanked you for interupting then tell you better not scream so the person on the phone could hear then go back to her conversation

[@katem.3677]

Ha ha aren't _all_ moms like that, though?

[@mypanexogamouslineage965]

Most of them are not!

[@yann2144]

I wouldn’t know enlighten us please

[@zf8604]

Kate M. I would agree most if not all immigrant parents are like this and possibly a good portion of non immigrant parents specifically white people 😂

[@jwoopss]

This is EXACTLY like my mom and how I act when she’s talking on the phone 😂

[@Esther-nj6lq]

They go aye si the thing is that my mom was like that today and i was asking for the same thing 🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷💕💕 i luv my Puerto rico

[@michaelmadrid4490]

Esther Balado ay bendito igual ami mama

[@stupid8911]

My mom did not authorize you to tell anyone about her meatball recipe! Jajajajaja...and I love the Sidekick Mami used. I miss mine...Thank you, Jenny, keep up the good work.

[@yenvampy]

My mom be on the phone talking for 24 hours I feel like her phone bill is up on the roof

[@mypanexogamouslineage965]

Bloody Pasta I have seen people like that!

[@gabbyc3444]

Hahaha that's the time you ask your mom to sign the test and or report cards.

[@aliasuser_]

I would rather learn how to cook... Than wait 10 hours😂

[@sierracook3343]

Exactly! And not to mention, especially if I'm really craving for it. At that point I would just try and give it a shot lol.

[@josheydubs]

so true. when my mom talks on the phone she's on for so long.

[@kayleenmedina7889]

One time as a kid, I pushed the switchhook on the phone while my mom was talking. I was hungry and wanted her to make me food. She was so upset. Lol This video brought back memories. ❤Thanks.

[@juels508]

2:03 yessus that laugh brings back memories...

[@josemiguelfernandezfernand2761]

Favorite line: hazlo tú misma Laritza! 😂. Jenny eres la mejor!

[@RobertAlvarezThePsychicWitch]

Oh, my Gods! @Jenny Lorenzo, I cannot tell you how many Cuban woman I have heard talk THE SAME WAY YOU DID AS Maruchi on the phone! Especially the first ten seconds of this video; growing up, I would hear mi madrina talking JUST LIKE THIS, as well as the women en la peluqueria, when I would accompany her. The only issue I had with your video was that Maruhi was using, because I want to know which smartphone has a twelve hour battery, because we know she was on the phone for a grand total of twelve hours by the end of hat phone call with Fidelia.

[@bracollapeters6546]

Woo hoo I'm in the first 100. When you coming to Atlanta Yenny?

[@JennyLorenzo]

Bracolla Peters I was in ATL last September for a wedding!! Beautiful town.

[@bracollapeters6546]

I'm sad, but I'm glad you had fun. My husband and I like superlove abuela!! :-) You should come back. Always more awesome stuff to see and do here.

[@casperthenotsofriendlyghos8968]

Omg this is so relatable. Especially when they say goodbye like 50 times before actually hanging up

[@dannymeilan1220]

Accurate af now do one when they’re talking in person and say bye to each other and then continue a conversation for 2 more hours before saying good bye again and actually leaving😂

[@user-vq6ik4kk1r]

So true bruh ugh 😂

[@mralrodri1588]

When she waves her hand makes me burst out laughing. I love this new character. Keep em' coming

[@carinapalacios2836]

nice vid Jenny 😍 😂😂😂😂 “I only had a poptart!!!”

[@niccoloreiss842]

1:35 OH MY GODS YES Mi mama used to call them albóndigas mágicas and they are soooo good!!

[@roguenrawwellness7682]

Omg Sicilian mom’s are exactly the same way my Gram has five sisters forever on the phone gossiping like my entire childhood I feel like if I broke out the tarot cards or grabbed a crystal ball I’d still be on call waiting hehe

[@Legally928]

Omg the moment I thought my mom would get off the phone, she didn't! 😂

[@alexaayah7526]

THIS IS MY MOMMMMM

[@meganslonesings]

Laughs in Spanish😊 I love how she hears her daughter while talking.

[@katherineborjas7642]

Ive never related to something so deeply- every Cuban ever lmao

[@tiffb8250]

i’m so weak at Laritza 😂 she’s definitely one of my top three favorite characters

[@alinaluna8019]

THIS IS THE MOST RELATABLE THING IN THE WORLD

[@Igrouve]

My Filipina mom and tias are like this too. Even their goodbyes takes about 2 hours to end.

[@xvanna_ro]

This is me when my mom talks with mi abuela in Mexico 😂

[@im_an_oyster]

I'm having flashbacks from the war

[@jr.rivera7824]

"Laughs in Cuban mom spanish" 😂😂😂😂

[@LL-pe2bd]

Soooo true! And yes, Mom does become a two-syllable word out of total exasperation! “Momuh!” 😆 You hit the nail on the head with that! Thanks for the laughs!

[@benjaminacuna8013]

Fricking maruchi I love her

[@isabellamachado9078]

This is the most relatable vid ever except Instead of talking on the phone it’s online shopping 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@theweirdo3674]

This has nothing to do with thw video but I have that cat pillow you have! Lol thx for making me laugh!

[@kiaraeijo]

Maruchi is kind of like my mom and my sister. They’re always on the phone

[@mypanexogamouslineage965]

Kiara Eijo 😅😅😅 It's Maruchi not mariachi, I have an aunt Maria who we call Mariachi.

[@kiaraeijo]

GOTZ DEAOMA Lol I meant to say Maruchi!

[@evesther1789]

I was dead when she got another call after 10 hours and laritza loses all hope of her Mac and cheese 😂 🤦‍♀️ so 💀 🤣 lol

[@kodacom-fx6gu]

This is my mother and grandmother lmao

[@brooklyngal6334]

omg, I love those blue bowls. I have them. LOL. Ughhh, the phone. Forever and ever.

[@ChristopherZavalaVlogs]

That's how my mom is all the time. She's always on her phone calling, checking her Facebook and texting and she's almost in her 60s! dios mio!

[@tanyaflores9642]

Haha I'm seeing one day at a time on Netflix and Everything remind me tu abuela even the nicknames

[@professortoben2389]

when she said " who invented that? carrot cake" i died ahaha

[@fuhgetabatit1051]

THIS IS GOLD RIGHT HERE!

[@gahniteblue8829]

This brings back memories.

[@tatjy93]

The mom laugh is on point!!! Aahahahah

[@gabequirino]

Oh my god. This brought so many bad memories. Especially when I'm with both my mother and grandmother at the salon 😭 it never ends!!!

[@mintyulip]

I love how you mentioned Gatlinburg! My mom is always talking about going there to her friends

[@teenas9775]

These ladies have me rolling 🤣 😂 🤪 😭

[@sanjanachandrasekar8719]

hehe i'm indian but this is literally my mom. i relate so much to your videos!! love you jenny!

[@evag6370]

LOL I have that Sidekick G1 still, with the same color casing!

[@soliskenia]

Still my go to video if im feeling a little down. 💕

[@lauraavella783]

I can literally relate to this video so much.

[@paulpoumet773]

Literally mi tía. My mother and I each time she was calling we were like "Nooooo, she will speak for hooooours!!!!!"

[@vanessapv2270]

Bahaha my mom like everyday. This morning I woke up and she started talking con my abuelo and like she was so LOUDDDD 😂😂😂

[@wraye81]

Fidelia no para de hablar! Y Laritza ya es hora de que haga su mac and cheese! Lol!

[@briannasalcedo6522]

THIS IS SO RELATIBLE My mom won't stop talkinggh

[@Mono-rg8tb]

Even tho im Greek, i can relate to all of these videos!!!

[@IjusVindrBjorr]

Is that a sidekick O8 lol cute and this is hella accurate

[@ryujinlacroix]

This is like when we go to mercado and all of sudden, one of her amigas see her and they begin to talk. she will promise to wait for a bit but it'll be like 5 years 😂😂😂

[@angelavicente151]

The ending though i was dying how she said noooo

[@charlita25]

“Ayyyy como esta ! Long time no talk nena”

[@smilelesscrymore8695]

Uh so true I’m crying of laughter

[@LetsTalkPopCulture]

When your mom is taking so loud that you can’t hear the tv and you tell her respectfully talk a little quietly and she goes off on you and tells the person she’s talking that her kids are so disrespectful 😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑

[@emberg3776]

I actually kinda like it when my mom is on the phone it means I can do whatever I want and when she ends run for my life out the door

[@iru4ever]

My mom does exactly the same thing I watched age of Ultron from the beginning to the end of the credits during her "five minutes" at the phone

[@tejaswoman]

Ay, POR FIN encontré esta escena del video de mudanza ✅

[@isthisajokemaria4060]

Every time I go to my mother's house she is on the phone. I honestly think the phone is glued to her ear.

[@Laura-wl4mi]

My mom & my tias 24/7 but heaven forbid I don't I don't drop the phone when she's talking to me 💥👡 paz! La chancla😬

[@thequeenfamilyqueen2958]

My mom is like “bueno..bueno..ok bueno..bye..bye bye” just like that in the end 😂

[@2crazyg173]

Lmao Latina moms way of just letting you know you're grown asf make your own mac n cheese 🤣🤣🤣

[@jasonjimenez334]

The funniest one yet! Hahaha!

[@amandalynn4979]

When my Mom calls me when I'm at my Lelas house, they talk FOREVER up to the point where my phone is caked with my Lelas foundation.

[@nicolel2390]

So accurate at the end when they repeat their goodbyes like more than 10 times lol.

[@sebastianlorenzo4065]

So true lol! I'm Cuban-Puerto Rican so I know what it's like! 😂😂😂

[@Rodzila05]

We call the pacifer "bobo" Also the laughing in "cuban spanish" killed me, lolololol

[@gracemacdougall748]

This is how I act with my Latina mother. Lmao, and then she picks up the bowl. XDDD

[@angieg4127]

Or when they say bye & give hugs to family members, but continue talking. The party ended like 2 hours ago!

[@perlagarciagutierr13]

LOVED THIS!!

[@LadyMorgaine1976]

*laughs in Cuban mom Spanish* Me: I'm Portuguese and laugh like that...

[@sangwoosashes5494]

Make more of these!