Laundry Day Anthem

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Verse 1:
"Got a mountain of clothes, it’s a fashion disaster,
Smell like old pizza, gotta wash it faster!
Droppin' beats while I sort out the stains,
If my socks could talk, they’d call me insane!
T-shirts and jeans, they’re all in a mix,
Got a mystery smell, can’t figure out the fix.
Hoodies and boxers, they’re piling on high,
I’m dodging the laundry like it’s a ninja spy!
Snack crumbs in the pockets, a treasure to find,
Old receipts and gum wrappers, I’m losing my mind.
Shoutin’ at the hamper, “Why won’t you behave?”
It’s just a pile of clothes, but it feels like a cave!"
Chorus:
"Laundry day, laundry day, it’s a wild ride,
Fighting with the fabric, trying to survive.
Spin cycle’s groovin’, but I’m losing my cool,
When the dryer’s done, I’ll be back to the school!
Laundry day, laundry day, it’s a fashion fight,
Washing out the chaos, making it all right.
If my clothes could rap, they’d be spittin’ the truth,
This laundry day anthem, it’s the sound of my youth!"
Verse 2:
Foldin’ up the shirts, but they keep getting wrinkled,
Every time I turn ‘round, another sock is crinkled.
Got my playlist bumpin’, while I battle the grime,
But my laundry situation feels like a crime!
Stains from spaghetti, and a splash of red wine,
Why do I keep wearing this stuff? It’s a sign!
Got a sock puppet show with the ones that don’t match,
If they had a reunion, they’d throw quite the batch!
Dancin’ with detergent, I’m the laundry king,
Rappin’ in the laundry room, hear the washing machine sing.
I’m a master of the cycle, spinning out the funk,
When it’s all said and done, I’ll be fresh as a punk!"
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Chorus:
"Laundry day, laundry day, it’s a wild ride,
Fighting with the fabric, trying to survive.
Spin cycle’s groovin’, but I’m losing my cool,
When the dryer’s done, I’ll be back to the school!
Laundry day, laundry day, it’s a fashion fight,
Washing out the chaos, making it all right.
If my clothes could rap, they’d be spittin’ the truth,
This laundry day anthem, it’s the sound of my youth!"
Bridge:
So here’s to the washers, and the dryers that hum,
To the fabric softener that makes me feel numb.
I’ll conquer this mountain, I’ll rise to the top,
With my laundry day anthem, I’m never gonna stop!
Final Chorus:
"Laundry day, laundry day, it’s a wild ride,
Fighting with the fabric, trying to survive.
Spin cycle’s groovin’, but I’m losing my cool,
When the dryer’s done, I’ll be back to the school!
Laundry day, laundry day, it’s a fashion fight,
Washing out the chaos, making it all right.
If my clothes could rap, they’d be spittin’ the truth,
This laundry day anthem, it’s the sound of my youth!"
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