Lauren Pattison | Have A Word Podcast #93

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LAUREN PATTISON joins the lids on the couch this week. The pocket-sized Geordie powerhouse brings some boss stories about getting broken up with on April Fools Day, and what it's like for a pro-comic working in Morrisons. Instant classic.

[@joshphillips278]

Dan actually cracks me up like no other comic. 🤣🤣

[@Makker360]

Has me in stitches. How good was his Haka! 😂😂😂

[@jt795847]

Patreon lids 👌

[@barrelwolf]

I love everything about that T-shirt apart from the brand... I can't help but feel like this is Adam being competitive after Dan's last shirt

[@danielwould3655]

Yes 👍🏻

[@rhinoboy09]

On a night shift , looking for a pod , and the lids come in clutch !!!

[@danielharvey4881]

By far the best yet 👌 had me crying

[@danielbrennan5982]

Best podcast out there Adam and Dan 👍

[@matthewjedgar]

I left this episode really fancying Lauren, so worth it just for that!

[@pretendofficer]

This is easily one of the best ones and I'm glad I've gone back so far to watch. Keep killing it lids!

[@BigJordMc]

Love it lads! Keep it up

[@harrycurbishley1735]

Sensei......the wardrobe was a stroke of pure genius! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ryancroll12345]

Re-watching this one absolutely hilarious smashed this one out the park lids

[@harryrobinson5831]

Imagine not being a patreon

[@CityStarrzz]

So happy to be a Top Top Lid.

[@thomassiviter]

Quality stuff as always lids 👏

[@maxwellrutter1332]

Sorry guys, I deffo didn’t explain the t shirt well. It’s a nod to the 1992 Lithuanian Olympic basketball team, which was considered the other “dream team” to challenge the Americans. The 1992 olympics was also the same year that kukoc smashed the competition which then went on to ignite his Bulls career. That’s where the last dance doc came in to the conversation. Deffo got me wires crossed when I was explaining. Peace!

[@loraliehumphreys4354]

As a mother of a half Japanese lad, I can confirm they are the cutest babies, and I confirm when he was really little people deffo thought I'd nicked him, and I can also confirm I used play up to it.🤣

[@KingDomsKingdom85]

Wait... how did your insides get desecrated by Pearl Harbour spaff? That's an interracial hookup story that genuinely intrigues me, sorry far asking haha 😂🤷‍♂️

[@mollmannix2808]

The homeless in Milton Keynes bit is how I found the pod! Love it

[@jordanmcmanus570]

Best podcast in the game

[@beaverwacka]

Love this from the toon gonna have to sub

[@aaronlowns4060]

Glad to see adam got the job in subway

[@charliescott4598]

Easily the 3rd best podcast

[@EdTek]

Turn your t-shirts down lads I couldn't hear the episode.

[@johnhodgson9940]

Good show lids

[@petergrant7767]

Stubbed it what on a fanny or a table haha killed me love this pod

[@Borgie2k8]

Nice one lads

[@zakelliott940]

Being from Leighton Buzzard, I can say it does exist. London Northwestern is class as well😅

[@KyleSLFC]

“Have you ever seen a chicken” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@deadpool8340]

Shout out to Adam rocking a t shirt only Chris Delia could wear!!

[@brentweightman979]

I'd love a pizza, rum and fifa night 😂

[@andysmith9078]

Watching this from Leighton Buzzard lol it’s real

[@rondixon1052]

Skid row, adam slid rowe!

[@oswaldgutenberg2985]

​ @Dan Nightingale Comedy Jon Flanagan famously got a lob on when he scored for Liverpool when we beat Spurs 5 - 0 away with Gerrard injured and doing Punditry for Sky at the game in the 2013/14 wonder season under Rodgers.

[@wooders97]

Best part of having a female guest on is Dan getting EXTRA mincy

[@DanNightingaleComedy]

Fair one.

[@KingDomsKingdom85]

@@DanNightingaleComedy your minciness makes for some hilarious moments mate, not just this epi but as a whole... that whole being you pal. Haha 🤜🤛

[@charleyrobinson632]

Nice 1

[@t-rexarms7370]

I’m from Leighton Buzzard defo exists lids

[@N7Landry]

Keeping me sane in lockdown lids

[@staynielherbayn657]

Adam and Dan don’t wash their towels after each shower? Wtf 😂

[@WhosPurdy]

I live in the countryside and the chicken talk nearly gave me an aneurysm

[@chrisdonaghey9785]

Bloody Mint

[@charleyrobinson632]

1:18:00 1:30:00

[@alex31721able]

Tbf if you're imitating someone from Bangor a druggy is pretty accurate especially us students

[@JasonGjLFC]

I don't think its just nightclubs and soft play that got fucked the first time round. The worst imo was musicians. V. Few gigs I saw post lockdown made it 😕 Love you guys and I'm super glad I've got patreon

[@grahamscott7535]

Hahaha this is fucking mint

[@joerogers1417]

10 inch pizza, chips and a can for £3.50 is mental what a bargain.

[@dandean8481]

To good to be true haha

[@thatgaribaldinerd2802]

❤‍🔥❤‍🔥❤‍🔥❤‍🔥

[@matmorgan8855]

I agree , I can't see my dog Alfie anymore Miss his face

[@AndyDugganYT]

1:59:45 😂

[@finndugmore4468]

Bob on this

[@dappyhats]

What happened to Tom the intern hahah god bless Finn

[@misslayleybee]

'it just feels weird!' Yes Adam, it's your unresolved sexual tension with our Lord and Saviour, Dan Nightingale

[@jessieburgess8804]

Funny as fuck lids

[@jonathanj3806]

Babilos was the one

[@Eljohnson338]

I live in Bournemouth and we have loads of homeless people and now I know Adams too blame for it

[@jackjones9198]

Anyone else shipping Adam and Lauren?

[@bigmanbedda]

making the geordie accent sounds strangely more like a nigerian accent.....hilarious

[@EazzyyLee]

Hair dying balls is very normal

[@satyris410]

Scraping the bottom of the barrel, before all the mental health awareness about making tv programs, I reckon that a homeless person exchange would make great reality TV

[@jackjones9198]

You wouldn’t improve Blue Planet. One of the few serious shows I enjoy.

[@bcs1508ify]

Comment number 93

[@matthewjedgar]

I left this episode really fancying Lauren, so worth it just for that!