Lava, Wizards & Horses

[@DorkVaderYT]

Chris's voice is so soothing

[@artist_weirdo2670]

I agree

[@idgaf..2417]

Ikr

[@stonedmushroom7958]

True

[@madelynscreations9522]

You are not wrong

[@watchdothink6657]

He's adorable

[@Average-Cacodemon-Enjoyer]

Chris sounds like he's reading a storybook to a child but it's 3 am and he doesn't want to wake everyone up

[@Sheali616]

I love this comment

[@katycat3818]

4AM for me HAHAHA Love this comment!

[@M0ch3_k1tt]

​@@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 yes he does?

[@M0ch3_k1tt]

@@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 :/

[@ritamillionyeara]

​@@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072he isn't yelling or loud

[@schattentaenzerin]

5:18 That sudden smile of "This is exactly why I decided to spend my life with you" I don't think I'll ever get over the way you said "Those were Walter's flowers. What is your deal?" that one is my favorite 😁

[@ChrisHallbeck]

😊😊😊

[@darkknight5541]

Walter knows what he did.

[@jewelweed6880]

The wizard going back in time to stop himself from entering the room 🤣

[@stefaniecowin9534]

I'm guessing he doesn't remember going back in time 😂

[@saxerpillar5128]

No politics, no derogatory humor and actually funny while minimalistic and easy to digest. Easy sub :)

[@Nylak-Otter]

Oh man, the one about the parents hiding Easter eggs in the network files for their kids to find reminds me of my childhood. I'm an 80's-90's kid, so I learned tech off my dad's old work Macintosh faster than he did, so I would find him trying to snoop in *my* files that he made when he let me start playing small games on it and when the internet became partially available for engineering companies like his. I left little images of handwritten notes telling him to stop touching my stuff or the computer would explode. He thought that was very funny indeed. /s

[@Is_Somebody_Here]

The voice plus drawings are great. Smooth animations and relatable situations.

[@allistairhock9825]

Hello Pyro.

[@Miss_Skooter]

yeah my horse always eats Walter's flowers xD

[@Is_Somebody_Here]

@@allistairhock9825 Hello.

[@Dogwithhat386]

Yes very relatable

[@TheInfintyithGoofball]

3:47 I only just now realized that he wrote this because he stayed up late over & over.

[@DerpyPossum]

Walter is the best character, change my mind.

[@ethanjavier6455]

So you guys think people put his videos to sleep because of how relaxing his voice is?

[@RedLya]

LOL that first 1 thooooooo 😂 “I would die for you! 😥” The other guy was like “☺️ yea 😊I know! Still takin out the garbage?” They may have not said anything but u can tell the words that come from 1 look 😌

[@gongoozleriam9783]

I love that you grouped them together. I appreciate your wholesome content. I’m grateful you exist and choose to make these ❤

[@matureenough34]

I didn’t know that you were voicing two guys when you did the voices of the parents, and as a queer adult it’s made my day!

[@asakala0815]

So often the characters' genders are left open, ambiguous, not specified, but this clip explicitly shows two dads in a gay relationship and their child. As another queer adult, this also made me smile

[@mariaj266]

I also love the one he did where the kids are eating lunch and they discuss one of them having 2 moms but thats NOT the punchline.. so often I feel like media calls themselves being inclusive when they write a queer couple as parents but then all the comedy or the drama is based around the simple fact of all the heteronormative response and difficulty processing the queer couples existence. It's like yes that's representation but things could be so much better

[@DreadeDragon]

The best way to respond to your body disintegrating: “I’m such a fool!”

[@lynnx4345]

I demand a 1 hour compilation, these vids are so good but so short :(

[@Genny-Zee]

Too long

[@denisroym2110]

Those 2 rolls would save so many lives…

[@ikawba00]

If it's about who uses the toilet paper and not the luxury of having toilet paper, then I see no reason to not share the 1 roll.

[@hunterball8191]

Absolutely can't wait for this. I love your shorts. Always what I need for my day, be it good or bad. Love 'em! Keep up the good work!

[@KitsuneFyora]

Love the first one. I would die for you. I didn't say i would take out the trash for you. Big difference

[@GayGothPirate]

I love the dad teaching the kid how to subtly break the rules made up by the other dad

[@shupratikbairi6480]

he was laking about "breaking rules without getting caught" and he is "also dad" that means he is cheating

[@anakinsghost4787]

​​@shupratikbairi6480 Or the kid has two dads who are in a relationship together.

[@GerhardTreibheit]

It's the same dad

[@mathman0569]

@@shupratikbairi6480 It's almost certainly a gay relationship

[@JohnSmithIlIlIlIl]

I can't stand to watch one episode per week. I just binge all the shows I like when I remember they exist. Example, I completely forgot about Rick and Morty for two years! Then, I got caught up last week. I think season 1 and 2 were the best.

[@mrasterio8530]

0:46 Wiser words have never been said. 😂😂😂

[@crazybird199]

Great collection, Chris!

[@ChrisHallbeck]

😊👍

[@Who_60]

0:25 didn’t realize the person on the right was a kid at first..I thought they were a really small stick figure on accident

[@HumptyDumper]

Whoever’s reading this I hope you have a good day. :)

[@crazybird199]

I'M SORRY WALTER!

[@ChrisHallbeck]

YOU SHOULD BE!

[@crazybird199]

@@ChrisHallbeck PLEASE SPARE ME FROM YOUR RAGE!

[@Admin-oy1xz]

usually my eyes are sensitive to bright and white things so i use classic invert and watch it in dark mode😎

[@sadespain01]

I love watching a couple of these before bed. ...Or at all.

[@atlanciaza]

I need to install a second toilet roll holder, I really need shit that in my life.

[@lochiegriffiths4712]

Towards the wall is the wrong way for toilet paper rolls to face, right?

[@slothslothslothslothslothsloth]

these comics make my day better

[@trevorslinkard31]

Internet animators STILL GOT IT! Keep it up buddy!

[@hishaamkhan9694]

All of these animations are great! I haven’t seen like a 8 min video of you, I’ve only seen the shorts, but this is great watching alot in one! *This is great woooo*

[@ChrisHallbeck]

😊👍

[@ilikecreeperswhy1303]

Cute dads

[@josephjennings3146]

4:15 - Ah, i feel called out and i i just got home from work.

[@Femaiden]

i've been getting recommended quite a few of these by the algorithm. it's interesting and cute how the characters are all androgynous and it's hard to tell if they are a same gender couple or not. i mean, it's clear in the one where the kid,says "dad won't like it" and the other one says "well, i'm also your dad". usually, both characters have the same voice, but then sometimes one of them has a softer voice than the other and is the one with the softer voice a female? or are they all male? i can't tell in a lot of these. . in the end, these are always nice and wholesome and i'm always thinking something worse should happen, but then i remember where I am and i'm like "oh yeah, that's right. . " imdunno how to feel,mbecaise you almost never see stuff like this.

[@nikhilpolekar8325]

I understand there's no dimorphism in these comics. Hence no distinction in looks. Characters choose a gender and go about their lives.

[@Baby_Seal]

You are my biggest inspiration, the world needs more people like YOU!

[@frenchfriar]

Why does having both ways of placing the toilet paper side-by-side make it SO. MUCH. WORSE.

[@priyasonkar8911]

horses are my favourite by the way thanks chris

[@officiallyanthony]

Yes, I can watch these all day. Best 8 minutes of my life

[@nuvyyy1147]

I love his voice so much dude

[@ShowWithNoName]

Walter's had it too good for too long anyway.

[@mavendeo]

3:30 Oh, crap like that *kills me.*

[@lilithdarkspire9366]

Oh noooo the one at 6:30 is so good but it's so tragic 😭🤣 also it's late and your videos are keeping me up, i swore that I'd go to sleep earlier tonight :')

[@ChrisHallbeck]

😬😂

[@Xiphius]

another hallbeck perfection

[@DarionIsSoBack]

2:07 don't mess with Walter

[@duffyscottc]

I love your calming voice! It helps settle me :)

[@CyberShock-ry9dx]

I LOVE YOUR VOICE.

[@ChrisHallbeck]

☺️

[@pedropimenta896]

I want you to read bed-time stories for me. Asking for a friend!

[@mokleymoke]

Do minor injuries actually just last forever when ur 35? I saw that short a long time ago, it's been popping up in my head since then every single week. It bugs me a lot lmao

[@jewelweed6880]

Only some of them. Others just take longer to heal. You don't notice it too much. Then around 40 or so the fun starts. Unless you took really good care of yourself, except some training excesses might start catching up to you.

[@mokleymoke]

@@jewelweed6880 thank you, I needed this lol

[@jewelweed6880]

@@mokleymoke 😉 you're welcome 😅

[@zulimi]

My 34 year old spouse has trouble holding dishes because of a knife injury 2 years ago. When it rains, their 8 year old ankle injury hurts too. Good luck.

[@mokleymoke]

@@zulimi NOOOOOO this is BAD! Im 16 and get hurt a lot cuz Im an aggressive sports player. THESE REPLIES HAVE MADE ME VERY NOT EXCITED FOR MY FUTURE. but thank you, I appreciate your honesty.

[@Lawsonomy1]

There is a patient made by the original invention of the toilet paper dispenser which indeed displays the correct way to dispense toilet paper. If you have ever left a roll on the incorrect way and the dispenser has just enough give you will come home to find the entire contents of the roll unraveled on the floor. This does not happen with the roll on the correct way, so this question is more then just about personal preference.

[@Y337n3ss]

3:47 friday: hopefully stop thinking entirely

[@MissingPatel]

I drink coffee to feel good but it gives me anxiety instead

[@ThePersonWhoAsked204]

This is so cute!!!

[@lolaartemis]

And now it's like, my finger just hurts for the rest of my life ... yup, that's my reality.

[@lunarsensitive1]

He never said which is the correct way for toilet paper. LOL

[@darkknight5541]

"...I would die for you." Oh, what a coincidence, because you're about to.

[@KingCarrotRL]

You are my love, my angle. Don't treat me like potato.

[@ContentBuffet]

Peter.... The horse is here

[@dinox8vc46]

YOUR VOICE IS SOOOOOOO CALM AND I LIKE IT SOOOOOO MUCH

[@ChrisHallbeck]

😊👍

[@AngelCnderDreamer]

Dude your videos are awesome and funny. XD Totally subbed! Also congrats on the 1million!

[@ChrisHallbeck]

Thank you 😊

[@golfinger7530]

Tbh you post so often witch makes me think you are underrated

[@skully2600]

I love it how it reminds me of the asdf movie

[@thevideogamehit9016]

Honestly I can agree with these

[@mrasterio8530]

7:05 Holy freaking loop😂😂😂😂😂

[@msaparajita849]

That one about I'd die for you is so accurate and sad 😅😌 it's the small things that matter...

[@bellewhite3764]

The floor is lava made me make an unearthly amount of vowel cooing 🥰🙈😂

[@ferropetra9623]

It brightens my day and make me smile.

[@KingStarGLK]

This guy is the new asdfmovie

[@ronaldoisthegoatp]

This video are so great wholesome and relaxing

[@mojorandomness]

relaxing and relatable

[@IcecreamCat23]

Poor Walter

[@corall1673]

4:48 a man casually making his husband mad

[@alanwashere9879]

I love this channel

[@searcher5127]

Poor Walter :(

[@darrennew8211]

My brother once cleaned out an entire bag of oreos before anyone else knew they were open by eating them from the back forwards.

[@Brookebk3]

2:48 Option 4. Bark at nothing

[@spongeboi2021]

1:53 waltuh, put your horse away waltuh, im not farming with you right now waltuh

[@Bee-eautiful]

the toilet paper holder one is so true just, keep it the correct way god damn it

[@Imyourdemongirl]

OH MY GOD LEAVE WALTER ALONE WITH UR HORSES >:[ poor Walter:[

[@lovebug838]

You always have that one parent that is responsible and fun in there own way and then you have the other type of parent that is like OH YEAH let’s have some fun weather it be 2 moms or 2 dads you always have that type of parent

[@erickteodosio]

Yeah! I love compilations!

[@rexxi4655]

Support pliz🥺

[@psilimit]

We will always have one roll the correct way...and one for you.

[@thepianoplayerkid4726]

3:13 well in that case when I turn 30 I’m gonna rap myself up in bubble wrap

[@luannnichols679]

I LOVE this guy

[@kenninast]

I adore your optimism and positivism! Not at all cynical! Just like I am. 😂

[@shakuntshenoy7406]

My favourite one was 'Walter' 😂😂

[@lakshmimohan6467]

Love these. ❤️

[@enhykonqr]

honestly you should narrarate ur voiceis very soothing (or do asmr) i love ur voice

[@maziecharliemiddlebrook4946]

Poor old Walter😂

[@oRangeSareHERE]

Lave, Warlocks & Donkeys

[@protoman4622]

This is the new asdf movie

[@brainwashingdetergent4322]

I’m going to install two tp holders in the bathroom for the same reason you did!

[@TheSadowdragonGroup]

4:42 gee billy, how come you get to have two dads?

[@BalloonMerchant]

Just wanted to tell you that your entire account is unintentional ASMR.

[@grillbesteck6319]

Cute ❤

[@TheBadtzmaroo]

2 dads. ❤❤❤

[@JAY31072010]

Walter killed my dog. Screw you, Walter.

[@DaenaMichelle]

And that is correct, in the registration documents for toilet paper it is demonstrated the correct way of putting it in is like that, aka left figure

[@prernarathod4243]

Last one reminded me of Shaun Murphy from good doctor

[@nobleharvey9935]

I really like this channel. Full of reasonable thoughts. And ❤️ nice stick people! No shotenfroider. Yeah, I spelled it wrong. So? You know what I said 😏.