"Truth is that I skipped breakfast today because I had to come to work to defend an innocent man" Golden opportunity for "and now I'm hungry... for justice"
@rahmreekoo864 жыл бұрын
👏
@HOTD108_4 жыл бұрын
That'll be in the Netflix adaptation of this video.
@ladyvader31734 жыл бұрын
"I dunno, it's Latin or something." My law school career in a nutshell
@Alunamai4 жыл бұрын
Can be used about a history degree, too.
@Alunamai4 жыл бұрын
When questioned, I've actually have said... "how should I know, it was 1800 or some crap."
@murraayyy9994 жыл бұрын
“It’s ceremonial everything is ceremonial” -Archaeology
@etherealhawk4 жыл бұрын
"It's just zeros and ones" - Computer Science
@fatjuicytaco4 жыл бұрын
Same
@WORDSANDBRUSHSTROKESSTUDIO4 жыл бұрын
The way the lawyer was speaking made me think he was the killer the whole time.
@natures__kingdom2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@mollusckscramp4124 Жыл бұрын
He does have a suspiciously unlimited amount of access to latex gloves...
@dylanchouinard61414 жыл бұрын
0/10 Didn’t begin with a “now I might be just a simple country lawyer”
@theswisswereright4 жыл бұрын
On my very first day of law school, my contracts professor told our whole class that when an opinion starts up with the Latin, we should just translate that as "here comes the bullshit," so when your first words were habeas corpus... As a Real Lawyer (TM), I feel like I've heard actual arguments from licensed attorneys that made about as much sense as this. 😂 Excellent work maligning my (our?) profession, Jim. Let me know if you ever need a consult on further videos on this scheme.
@parnmonkuma54614 жыл бұрын
Part II: Res Ipsa Loquitur
@porknbeans19774 жыл бұрын
"Habeus corpus. Nobody knows what it means." Buckle up guys, this is gonna get bumpy.
@ReallyTwistedHumor4 жыл бұрын
I know what it means and how it applies to legal matters, which I can blame my English Literature lessons when I was 15 for
@wwolfmanbro93994 жыл бұрын
Studio Gible I didn’t really understand it when I looked it up. Do you think you could simplify it?
@AmericanPatriot_Edits4 жыл бұрын
@@wwolfmanbro9399 habeus corpus basically means the right to have a trial
Perhaps your truest gift is comedy? I just know I chuckled through the whole thing, admiring your generic American accent and insertions of ASMR sounds sprinkled throughout. You are a natural actor and this was a lovely addition to your body of work 🐠 I rest my case.🖤
@SerenityBane4 жыл бұрын
One of my assignments for my honors students is a closing argument in a mock trial. I only wish they would be this entertaining.
@Angel-ym2xc4 жыл бұрын
This is me. Defending myself for every bad decision I have ever made. I think I qualify as a lawyer Jim. Teach me your ways. 😂😂
@onewhoeatswindows82804 жыл бұрын
im... trying to follow this logic and my brain cant take it. jim is either completely unhinged or a genius. i dont know how he channels this sort of spirit so well but somehow he does it
@JessKCreative4 жыл бұрын
This really helped me tame a squirrelly brain and focus on some mundane work tasks. And once again I applaud your ability to do such a variety of American accents, some VERY subtly different from each other.
@conorrigoli75784 жыл бұрын
He looks like Atticus Finch from To Kill A Mockingbird.
@knight88254 жыл бұрын
Bruh you have me dead
@audrienaromero27344 жыл бұрын
That'd be such an interesting roleplay honestly
@anna47564 жыл бұрын
He’s like a mix between Atticus Finch and Phoenix Wright’s personalities.
@STUP1DSP1DER4 жыл бұрын
Why was the feather the heaviest?? Why did it make that sound???😂 I can't get over that
@PatGamingApasStyle4 жыл бұрын
There was no feather. There was never any feather.
@baileybailey64254 жыл бұрын
I just like how you keep explaining the definitions of the individual words not the legal terms. Just makes me think of every trail movie - pure bs but super entertaining. That wind-up arm thoooo!! 😂 Great job on the accent and the colloquialisms! I’m so happy to have found this channel! Jim you’re an absolute mensch🖖🏻🖖🏻🖖🏻
@timothyprice32644 жыл бұрын
We all just gonna ignore 21:10 where he completely annihilated the Prosecutor?😂😂
@catsandcaffine36353 жыл бұрын
Damn he really Winston Payne
@bakedbeansman5 ай бұрын
@@catsandcaffine3635 truly a Damon Gant.
@kathrynedmiston5944 жыл бұрын
I was cleaning my living room while i listened to this video, and imagined myself not as a client but a janitor who kept mopping the same five square feet of floor outside the court room so I could listen to this train wreck of a lawsuit go down.
@AStrawberryHedgehog4 жыл бұрын
That’s a great mental image!
@AStrawberryHedgehog4 жыл бұрын
That’s a great mental image!
@Zanyotaku Жыл бұрын
This is an old comment but it made me laugh really hard in the middle of the night, stay relaxing
@islandred6 ай бұрын
That’s a great mental image!
@passthepeace4 жыл бұрын
This is Ace Attorney levels of wild and I'm entirely here for it. Thank you for this incredible content, as per usual.
@lauracrimson4 жыл бұрын
"Innocent man? He killed 80 people in two days."
@vidzeerox4 жыл бұрын
He's adopted!
@fighterflight4 жыл бұрын
Vidhi Basu wha?
@murraayyy9994 жыл бұрын
“He killed 30 children and wounded 5”
@SleepweaverASMR4 жыл бұрын
@@murraayyy999 AND MY ONLY REGRET IS NOT FINISHING OFF THE OTHER 5!
@CW-xn1ot4 жыл бұрын
@@murraayyy999 I'll do it again
@CW-xn1ot4 жыл бұрын
"Objection! The Defense is tampering with evidence." "Overruled. It's relaxing."
@YoKhav4 жыл бұрын
I don’t ever really comment on videos but, I’ve been really going through massive mental issues during this quarantine and Almost every day since I found your channel about a month ago, I’ve been watching your videos and man, it genuinely feels good to just relax and ease my mind. You’re phenomenal at what you do man.
@danielle0104814 жыл бұрын
Are you a fan of the tv show “The Office?” I feel like this is when Michael Scott says “ Sometimes I'll start a sentence, and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way. Like an improv conversation. An improversation.” 😂🖤🙌
@cassiopeiadee93064 жыл бұрын
Don't ever, for any reason, do anything, to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been, ever, for any reason, whatsoever..
@danielle0104814 жыл бұрын
Cassiopeia D 🙌🙌😂😂
@TinglesmithASMR4 жыл бұрын
How are you able to put out such quality and such a herculean rate? Great stuff as always good sir :)
@astridbuica33604 жыл бұрын
Definitely one for relaxation and laughter, not for falling asleep. Love it!
@andiem48974 жыл бұрын
These scripts HAVE GOT to be as fun to make as they are to watch!
@calbedard4 жыл бұрын
This is not how I remember How to Get Away with Murder.
@14THEPINKPANTHER4 жыл бұрын
"Truth is that I live on the planet earth...and I am not ticklish." Bruh I laughed so hard. ♡ Now legit I thought he had a British/English accent irl because all videos I've watched preciously have had that. Crazy good. Thanks so much to all the effort and energy you put into these. They calm my anxiety and relax me to sleep. ♡
@sweetpeaon34 жыл бұрын
As soon I read the title, I started giggling. I haven't stopped. 😂 On a serious note, I feel bad I never watched your content before quarantine. You are an absolute gem. 💕
@datboisteve69924 жыл бұрын
Definitely my favorite episode of Law & Order: Special Fishing Unit.
@sepiaswirl4 жыл бұрын
I can't do it 😂😂😂😂 I can't. Jim stooooop that ending 😂 I was literally dozing off and then laughed so hard I dropped my phone against my face. Oh god, never stop doing these pleaaaase your comedy is so good.
@JodieMarieASMR4 жыл бұрын
Your Mouth sounds in this are on point!
@SerenityBane4 жыл бұрын
Jodie Marie ASMR Agreed
@rahmreekoo864 жыл бұрын
The only thing that could have made this better would have been Guts and Caska sitting on the Jury.
@meredithmonroe97234 жыл бұрын
Jessica McNeir Oh that would be equal parts hysterical and adorable.
@harrold19344 жыл бұрын
Was there a Berserk reference I missed?
@idkman94444 жыл бұрын
Harrold yeah, I was listening for a reference the whole time but didn’t recognize anything
@rahmreekoo864 жыл бұрын
@@meredithmonroe9723 😂
@nicoledmal4 жыл бұрын
@idk man @Harrold Those are the names of Jim's two cats.
@autumngrace6454 жыл бұрын
The ULTIMATE exhibit **starts stripping**
@Rosie-ij3on4 жыл бұрын
🤣
@hyeronymus4 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@thgirbwobniar4 жыл бұрын
“There is a clairvoyance to that phrase, a salience that permeates the entire structure of our beautiful country” yo shaaaaaaaade This was a riot, thank you, absolutely loved the repeated pattern at the end, that 100% scratched my id
@ludmillasummers7754 жыл бұрын
Habeas corpus: no one knows what it means. Me, criminal justice major: Well this oughta be a fun ride......
@monochromedream-eatingbaku4 жыл бұрын
I have Latin at high-school so same. I just stopped dead in my tracks like "WHAT NOW???"
@DruidBarbariansCampfire4 жыл бұрын
That was a journey! 😆 Thank you for bringing back the feather. 💚
@fcnth4 жыл бұрын
I don't know man, those goldfish can be pretty devious.
@fionamorris96344 жыл бұрын
I only have one question Jim, how the hell do you keep a straight face? Gufffawing is NOT conducive to sleep. Dude, this had me ROTFLMAO. And the mirror touch from the feather was a lovely surprise. Thank you for making my Friday start with a such a stellar performance. 😊 🤗❤️
@Angel-ym2xc4 жыл бұрын
Jimmy. This is art. You are art. Thank you. Stay safe💙 Goodnight everyone 😙
@GeneSavage4 жыл бұрын
This never crossed my mind for an ASMR rollplay but it is PERFECT and was both hysterical and tingle-generating. I need to hear more!!! Mistrial!!
@backwardglances4 жыл бұрын
Dearest Jimothy, Are you legit not ticklish?!
@andiem48974 жыл бұрын
This question needs to be answered, Jim!
@SpookyStregaAL4 жыл бұрын
the planet wants to know
@DruidBarbariansCampfire4 жыл бұрын
backwardglances Not that I speak for Jim but he mentioned in another feather centred video that he is in fact not ticklish.
@backwardglances4 жыл бұрын
The Druid Barbarian :) Thanks! Hope you are doing well.
@fighterflight4 жыл бұрын
We need a jury trial to determine the verdict 😂
@magdalyyn73294 жыл бұрын
This is the Bureaucratic Dystopian guys origin story
@monochromedream-eatingbaku4 жыл бұрын
Tfw you go from a lawyer to a bureaucratic fast-food worker
@RainbowManification3 жыл бұрын
He got sacked after bungling this case
@Demigah4 жыл бұрын
So the special negotiator of the special police, get the fuck out of my way became a lawyer? Nice ahahaha
@beeburkhart75624 жыл бұрын
After being in mock trial for like 8 years this is fantastic
@Tobiume164 жыл бұрын
How do you not laugh at yourself during these? I was laughing the entire time. You make a brilliant lawyer.
@R3TR0_ST1LL4 жыл бұрын
4:59 man, look at him go!!!! Like honestly them moves man, WOW!!!!
@fighterflight4 жыл бұрын
“This leads me to the ultimate exhibit” Proceeds to disrobe 😉
@katx58844 жыл бұрын
I can't get over how good your North American accent is!! Best I've heard from someone across the pond. :) Your videos are all so creative and tingly. Super glad I came across your channel! Cheers from Canada.
@ashlynboone_4 жыл бұрын
Omg I'm a first year law student and this is cracking me up so bad 😂😂😂😂
@reevesavage4 жыл бұрын
Jim: truth is in the heart Deee-lite: groove is in the heart
@davidcoggins1950 Жыл бұрын
Forget Better Call Saul, we're calling Jim.
@Quiver_N_Toilet Жыл бұрын
so many things going on rn 1) the gun noises 😭 2) the rant about toast??! 3) the stapling to the wall, brushing their hair and tickling their face with a feather😭
@Fungus_Pilot4 жыл бұрын
brushed the victim's hair???? actually stapled my victim to a wall? Awfully nice treatment for the victim I mean it sounds badass :3
@autumnwinters93664 жыл бұрын
We took lessons from Matt
@Fungus_Pilot4 жыл бұрын
@@autumnwinters9366 oh hell yeah!
@TamCatG Жыл бұрын
Brilliant. I thought you were trying to lead the evidence in all different directions, but the you tie it up nicely into a perfect bow. Your honor we find the defendant not guilty.
@vanessaaubacher99104 жыл бұрын
I love this guy omg 😫😍 It's so nice that you follow back your followers on insta! I was so surprised :)
@jabarimiller877 Жыл бұрын
Can you make another one, I have been watching this repeatedly for months, so many tingles
@ScreamingmadJoe2 жыл бұрын
Look at my lawyer dawg I’m going to jail 💀💀💀
@happycat95774 жыл бұрын
Love how creative your role plays are. I've never seen lawyer asmr before! Incredibly relaxing and interesting at the same time. :)
@ljcarolina8094 жыл бұрын
With an argument like this, We the members of the Jury find your Client the Goldfish, not guilty! Great Job Jim! 💪❤
@BlancaMari4 жыл бұрын
I would never want this man as my lawyer or my asmrtist, I'd lose the case and be so engrossed in what he's saying that I'd never fall asleep. Man this is good though
@hilarybuffbo4 жыл бұрын
I made it 3 minutes in and slept through a sever thunderstorm, thank you
@EonTheBeast056 ай бұрын
Me watching my lawyer say all this knowing I’m 100% cooked
@tammyv.asmrcattailsotherstorie4 жыл бұрын
I love it when you do this kind of thing. You crack me up. Glad this lawyer was able to uphold the *scales* of justice. He is very sofishticated...must have gone to a great school. I don't mean to sound koi, but I would dolphinitely hire him. If this comment has too many bad puns just let minnow..... 😃😛
@punkrockpixie78204 жыл бұрын
LOVE the puns!!!
@AStrawberryHedgehog4 жыл бұрын
Emma Kruis seconded
@Ellievibes10 Жыл бұрын
Dammit, I started giggling way too quickly. Well done. 😄
@YolomaASMR4 жыл бұрын
As a Belgian, my dream job just changed to : work for the Stationary Conglomerate as a stapler expert 🤣
@justanotherredheadattheend9554 жыл бұрын
“Do you understand what I’m saying?” Me, has been lost and distracted for several minutes, but don’t want to embarrass myself in front of the other jurors; *Nods seriously*
@MichieCuddlesASMR4 жыл бұрын
How is this so relaxing??? 😍 much love (and cuddles) xx :)
@_bunnygirl_4 жыл бұрын
i would let him sue me.
@jennifermg4894 жыл бұрын
You made my day Jim, this is so funny and relaxing at the same time. Thank you.
@jaketinsleywbc4 жыл бұрын
My guy i have NO clue what you're on about, but im sold.
@theecosmetaverse4 жыл бұрын
Your voice is medicine ❤ Greetings and stay safe ❤ PS. As a voice actress let me tell you...again...you are an amazing actor. -Carlota.
@evajulia21212 жыл бұрын
You should make a few of these with Edgeworth from Ace Attorney
@disappointmentsanddisgrace12103 жыл бұрын
This new Ace Attorney Live Action looks great. 10/10.
@JK-xc6du2 жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@u.v.s.55839 ай бұрын
Case adjourned, jury in deep sleep.
@jackquentin19502 жыл бұрын
"Truth, is I live on planet earth. And I'm not ticklish." I lost it at this moment lmaaao. This is comedy gold
@DebbieDoo2174 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious. These types of role play videos along with the one on one type personal videos are my favorites. ☺😘😉
@minji034 жыл бұрын
Kinda felt like he was trying to sell us the stapler and the brush
@noelrobertson49684 жыл бұрын
I'm so stressed but at the same time, relaxed. Damn you Jim!
@amysusanna2144 жыл бұрын
I save your new videos to watch during wee hour feeding sessions with my daughter, & it makes me look forward to her waking me up at 4am. Thank you so much for your brilliant comedy & talent!
@icondonecannibalism6 ай бұрын
look at my lawyer dog... im going to jail
@jessica625834 жыл бұрын
Spoken like a true lawyer. You talk a lot but never saying anything at all. Good job! 😁
@1nePercentJuice4 жыл бұрын
"Don't worry, it's not loaded. " your videos are severely underappreciated. I hope you blow up.
@superstan11084 жыл бұрын
this was more comedy than asmr and i loved it
@gerrardjones283 жыл бұрын
The revelation at the end finished me off lol
@HyroKamui4 жыл бұрын
OBJECTION!!!! *slap the desk*
@heartoftheocean1004 жыл бұрын
Ooh, I would do anything to be a member of the jury in this courtroom 😆
@Average_TitanosaurusEnjoyer756 ай бұрын
You've heard of 'Better call Saul' Now get ready for 'Get Whim Jim'
@Justherelol6910 ай бұрын
Look at my lawyer dawg 😟 I’m going to jailllll
@GrabaCuppaPodcast3 жыл бұрын
I love how when he says 'habeas corpus' he takes a step back as if he's just blown everyone's mind.
@StarlingASMR4 жыл бұрын
that hair in my face 😱😂😂😂😂 you're genius, Jim. 💜
@magalibaglio9571 Жыл бұрын
I love your hands gestures ... I dunno why it gives me chills 🤭
@evelynsommerville4 жыл бұрын
The truth is this is amazing 😍
@AbigailArnaiz4 жыл бұрын
You're brilliant beyond reasonable doubt, Jim 🤣
@magdalenamazourova75644 жыл бұрын
I fricking love these things So mutch !
@snipsnorpsmorble4 жыл бұрын
Your American accent is so well developed that, if this was the first video of yours I watched, I would have thought you were American
@cyanncarver3844 жыл бұрын
I enjoyed this ASMR immensely but it really threw me for a loop at the end when I found out that the whole time I've been in goldfish
@dia46223 жыл бұрын
everyone gangsta until jim pulls out the stapler
@LisaEHerzog4 жыл бұрын
Omg Jim, you had me cracking up! Perfect accent! I’ll have to watch this multiple times to get all the gems you snuck in there! ☀️☀️☀️ also, Timothy McVeigh? Hahaha