Creepy Houses On Zillow That Would Haunt My Family Tree

[@meganravizza5535]

Omg you got me with that jump scare. My heart almost stop.

[@airplayairdrop9512]

Fr

[@cynergy7985]

You saved me...I literally read your comment 5 seconds before it happened so I was prepared!lol Thank you!😅😂

[@Astara_star]

I just jumped through the ceiling, fr 😲

[@anne-claudec9405]

I had a small heart attack !

[@deeann17]

I read this comment and it still worked on me 😭

[@rebekahdavis5935]

The first house with the CREEPY ASS JAIL CELLS is what I would expect to find in the duggars house. I would for sure be investigating whoever lived there prior.

[@AshChiCupcak]

I could see an older sibling messing with their younger sibling like "If you don't listen, you'll end up in there like our older brother" "We don't have another brother" "Not anymore because he never came out" "MOOOMMMM" 😂

[@camilagurgel603]

I think it might be for dogs?? maybe?? like fancy dog cages

[@LadyTempeste]

it’s giving abusive parents who lock their kids up when they misbehave.

[@MelB868]

Yeah that creeped me way out

[@Pomz908]

​@@camilagurgel603i was thinking that too but why there's bed in it then?

[@melancholyghost18]

the owner of the last house was probably preparing for the apocalypse with all that storage.

[@box-ed6qm]

LOL

[@Chickennugget29901]

HELP WHY IS THIS COMMENT SO UNDERRATED. BUT FR WHY DID THEY NEED ALL THAT STORAGE 😭

[@meepmeepmoopmoop309]

tbh i’d use that to display all my dolls!!

[@ariellenathanson2593]

The writing on the wall of the house at 7:31 is some sort of poem. I can't read every word but I can make out: "When on this door [unknown] chance/changes is/15 lock/look remember this is upon a book but only the thoughts of a rainy day the 2nd of March is my birthday." Sorry I can't read it perfectly. It would be easier if I was there!

[@xoselhket]

This is what it says - When on this door your chance to look. Remember this is not a Book but only the thought of a rainy day the 2nd of March is my Birthday

[@Iluvmy_mum101]

@@xoselhket lol tysm i did some extra digging and it was written by Christina Rosettie

[@brightballoon]

"When on this door you chance to look, remember this is not a book, but only the thoughts of a rainy day. The 2nd of March is my birthday." And it was written, it says, on the 2nd of March, 1895. Holy crap!

[@Mysticmindfield144]

GS Freeman is the signature. Got the poem too but it’s already been posted here.

[@OlyaTankovich]

I would move into storage house because it has a ballet room😉

[@apriljk6557]

the first house definitely belonged to a werewolf.

[@LadyTempeste]

honestly i can see it

[@theblackcatpt]

best comment!

[@billnicholson3173]

Yes the cages are for when the full moon hits so that the house doesn’t get messed up

[@NasirBhuiyan-qr5hu]

Omg so FR lollll

[@ImadeUlook]

Damn... Imagine being invited for a sleepover for the first time with a friend you've just met and the house smells funny and there is no food. That happened to me once and that was my last sleepover invitation I ever accepted. Now I'm imagining being invited to one of these houses and once again, being 1996, there were no cellphones or landlines to phone my dad to fetch me. Thanks for the nightmares Layze 😂💀

[@Nope-s]

I'm pretty sure there were landlines in 1996 🙃

[@ShoppingAttic]

​@@Nope-sid you read OPs description? No food and a weird smell,, likely that house had no landline

[@pnkkv]

Aww, maybe they were going through a hard time

[@ImadeUlook]

@@pnkkv no, the parents were alcoholics. My "friend" invited me over to paint her room. I did. Only to discover that the floor was to be my bed that night. That happened when I was 14. I'm 41 now and that day and it's negative feelings never left me.

[@zuckersaft9748]

omg im so happy nothing happened to u back then@@ImadeUlook

[@Tamnjoe670]

Ohhhh man that jump scare got me good. Reminded me of the early 2000s when we would send those emails with jump scares in them hahaha. My scream scared my children thanks Layze 😂

[@coolerthanafrieza4726]

Ahhhh… back when trolling on the internet was harmless 😔 how the world has changed

[@Thenyax4]

I KNEW IT WAs COMING AND STILL GER SCSRS

[@box-ed6qm]

LMFAOOO

[@mariesworld2079]

Do more of creepy house tour please!

[@delicateBruise]

YES PLEASE

[@AnxiousAlien...]

Yeees

[@ShadowsandCityLights]

And he never did!

[@chocolatebunny3221]

The last one looks like a real life luminal space. It’s so creepy

[@TT35109]

Only cuz it’s empty. It’s a vacant showcase so of course it doesn’t have furniture yet. Otherwise, that place is an OCD’s dream. 🤩

[@herionlover693]

Most of the time houses like that spacious and storage with no windows were built for human trafficking sadly

[@truthhurts2879]

*liminal

[@momkatmax]

A preppers house! Or a live in warehouse.

[@anjalisingh5011]

9:46 why you do me like that, it's 2:15am here and now i will have nightmares, thank you😭

[@Iluvmy_mum101]

The letter at 7:32 reads "When on this door your chance to look. Remember this is not a Book but only the thought of a rainy day the 2nd of March is my Birthday" and it's written by Christina Rosetti who was an English poet during the time of 1830-1894. So, the person way back then could've been a fan of Her's and wrote her poem, after the year she died. Also, I'm pretty sure the date is 3-2-1895 resembling the line in the poem. 😄🤔

[@rumham7466]

That jail thing must be bringing the value down because $275K for that house, with all the other amenities and features, and the yard.. that’s pretty cheap. Unless it’s just a lot cheaper to live in Ohio

[@Layze]

it is the jail,the house is wayyy too big for it to be only $275k

[@marilynreyes9879]

Or the souls of people that were in the cell is haunting the house

[@bluevioletandlilac]

You can get a really big house for 200,000 in Ohio. Prices are going up, yes, but c.2017 my mom got a 5 (6 if you count the one the basement) bedroom, 3 and a half bath house on a decent lot, with a finished basement, for only a little over $200,000. Property prices in other parts of the States are fucking insane to me.

[@Hershewed]

@snarryvader81 a house that size in NC would cost over 470k or more, also that jail is hella creepy

[@lolavanderent3858]

Should’ve turned it into a wine cellar

[@BamBabyBrenda]

"Yeah buddy, you can sleep over. But you have to use cell number 2." "I'm sorry, what?" " we have jail cells for our guests, yiu get cell number 2" "Uhhhhh"

[@box-ed6qm]

LOL

[@0909agnes]

I feel like the 3nd house with the absoloutely cursed amount of storage would be a dream for a collector of some sort, like a collector of dolls or figures yk

[@tocarlyn]

*3rd

[@keilahdugan0613]

my Kpop collection, my shoe collection, my kaws collection, my books, my stuffed animals, my water bottles, so much space fr!

[@lynrosario6756]

I just started this video. All I have to say is, I don't know why Layze doesn't have more subscribers. Why are people sleeping on this kid? I could watch his content on the daily. No damn drama, No Bullshit, He's hilarious, people need to wake up. Okay I need to watch the video now. 😂

[@jesscook2207]

I just found him the other day and I am thinking the same thing!! How does he not have at least over a million subscribers yet?? He is hilarious and I have been binging his videos since I found him. I haven't laughed this good in a long time!! Thank you Layze!!

[@amandashea1]

9:04 this house was actually in a show called “zillow gone wild” and i love that u put it in here 😂😂

[@p.r.2311]

Are these creepy houses HUNTING you or HAUNTING you? 🤔😁

[@Layze]

lmao typo,my bad

[@p.r.2311]

These houses probably could hunt you like the movie Monster House!

[@tanjakorevaar1354]

No, he is house hunting!

[@tanjakorevaar1354]

Sorry, I know I'm a year late.. Just couldn't help myself

[@MrJosevinas]

Yes

[@leanneprather7971]

Apparently that first house (with the cells) is in Celina, Ohio, and belonged to an eye doctor who was a prolific partier and history buff, who purchased the cells from old allen county jail to display in the home. They allegedly once housed john dillinger. (famous bank robber) Read an article in the Columbus Dispatch about it...

[@River-Styxx]

oh that's actually so cool! I'd honestly buy the house even with the cells, they look creepy and cool(Probably would keep them closed and locked ofc, but it'd also just be a great conversation starter for my friends and I) Especially since i and most of my friends, like creepy things as well as old and antique things. (We would probably use it to take pictures to, for like, dressing up as specific characters we've made in stories we wrote lol, sorry I just kind of started talking a lot, my bad for that

[@box-ed6qm]

ty i was curious lol

[@lucilleq]

I feel bad for the people who had to take the photos of these creepy ass houses. 😭😭🤚

[@TheAppolonia6]

those creepy houses are so morbid! but the 1st one with the jail?! what in the world????!!! People are so disturbed!!! Deranged...Derailded...

[@River-Styxx]

someone said that the house was bought and placed in the home for display cause the owner was a history buff and they were from old Allen county jailand they allegedly housed John Dillinger(who was a famous bank robber) (credit to @leanneprather7971, it was their comment:) )

[@SamyukthhaCharri-wg3lj]

7:39 the writing says : "when on this door, you have a look, remember this is not a book but only the thought of a rainy day, the 2nd of march is my birthday"

[@Ash_NuggTato]

I love going on Zillow and looking at the mansions, and then being sad because we can't afford any houses

[@FeLixx_Savage]

i definitely would buy the second house, with the creepy bath tub!!!!! and i know there's a secret room behind that bricked up door in the last picture of that house!!!!! you missed me with your jumpscare tho Layze! i've watched way too many horror movies in my day! that last house looks like it was used for collecting samples of trees, seeds, flowers, bones? it looks like it was used for some kind of scientific shit like that. or....maybe that was the first SCP Foundation Containment Facility? and they had to relocate due to overcrowding????????..........

[@DeathlyDahlia22]

Yeah I was thinking something weird and somehow related to doctors/scientists. Because idk it gave me weird vibes. And that big storage room was giving me back rooms vibes.

[@normairizarryni]

I loved the second house as well but I think that it was a plantation and it is haunted

[@katelyntanguay7858]

I really liked the last house because there is a ton of storage space in there and I need that right now because I live in a tiny trailer with one closet in our bedroom and 1 closet in the extra small room and 1 coat closet by the front door. I need more closet space and space for clothes and shoes. I liked it even though it was a little weird looking with the layout. I just hope that it isn’t haunted by ghosts or demons. Thanks for the video, loved it. Keep up the good work!

[@queenofcups88]

I need more scary stuff, please. Because your jokes make it bearable to watch something like this. I don't watch stuff like this, but you make it enjoyable. Lol

[@Ice-bb1qs]

Your videos never fail to make me laugh and not breathe for 6.3 seconds and cry thanks for helping me with tough times😁😄

[@unstoppablesneakywolf7249]

Yhh same here

[@Mastermindz.]

6:42 lots of mirrors in a house can lead to a portal. When two mirrors are facing each other it creates an energy portal causing spirits to be drawn into the human realm.

[@Pipebomb325]

9:40 DAMN YOU LAYZE

[@Figgatella]

That last house looks like an old laboratory!😱🙀

[@Readzboox]

Why does your comment not have more likes?

[@MariyamzoahaZoaha]

​@@Readzbooxso do you 😅😅

[@labrat7999]

If me and my siblings grew up in that house I can 100% guarantee one of us was locked in as a joke for the thousandth time but then forgotten about until watching this video....

[@crazystemlady]

"It was an elderly woman who loved stuff," Griggs told SFGATE. "There were over 25,000 books, 2,000 DVDs, 2,000 VHS. Everything was new in its box." It took nine months to remove "all the stuff" from the home after the owner passed away. "She was a collector of all things," Griggs said. "Shopping apparently gave her great pleasure. It was very tidy and organized and neat."

[@Agersia]

I wonder what she did for a living!

[@wandadawnmiller1552]

I thought that was the same house. I saw that story too. It was on some tabloid TV show.

[@Katherine-w7t]

10:53 yk this storage is perfect for p diddy to store all his baby oil

[@Stargirlsonly]

LMAO FRR

[@michelehemlokhexwhite4310]

It will look spacious, till you see it in person. Those photographers know how to make a postage stamp/lunchbox sized house look HUGE. I've viewed houses i didn't recognise at all because they were so cramped compared to the pics.

[@sarab2324]

The front of the second house looked like the house from The Conjuring. Love that movie, but damn! Edit: Also I read a lot of old cursive, and the note says this I think: “3-2-1895 When on this door you chance to look Remember this is not a Book but only the thoughts of a rainy day The 23rd of March is my Birthday. G S Freeman”

[@dazai67859]

thank u

[@BlackEtic]

9:46 LAYZE, IT'S LITERALLY SO CLOSE TO BEING 3AM FOR ME, WTH

[@NellyZilvarova]

I ALMOST GOT A HEART ATTACK 😭

[@BlackEtic]

@@NellyZilvarova SAME OML 😭🙏

[@gertrudethefox4743]

"Although there is no definite reason why the jail cells are located in the home, it is believed that the doctor was a big John Dillinger enthusiast. "And when he had the opportunity to purchase the jail cell where Dillinger was held, he bought them and moved them into his party pad.... as more of a collector's item."

[@tracygrey8781]

I liked house #3 because I always need storage! I liked house #1 too because I could see myself using the jail quite often 😏. All in all very interesting houses, I'd love to know the stories behind them!!!

[@evanjuleen]

Its a common plantation house built in Louisiana in 1895, the history is slavery honey.

[@Nope-s]

​@evanjuleen I was wondering if that was an old southern plantation house.

[@River-Styxx]

the person who originally owned it was a history buff and bought the cells as display from allen county jail, apparently one allegedly housed a criminal.

[@Cherrymilk-mn4mr]

😕 dang, no wonder.I like the spacious space but a plantation house!? I didn't know

[@ashleyleavitt6219]

I would be in heaven with all the storage in the last house... Except at 40years old, I have never learned the skill of organization. I would start off all neat and tidy, and then my house would perpetually be the most cluttered on organized disaster. I own a fairly small modest home, and my "man cave for a woman"/ "animal room" where I spend most of my time looks like a teenagers bedroom 😅

[@evanjuleen]

Alot of these creepy older houses were made during slavery and racial segregation, (the 1895 Louisiana house) so there are some really creepy design flaws that don't make sense to us now but back in the day... The Winchester mansion is a crazy ladies fever dream built a hundred yrs ago but in a non slave owning state and it hasn't got the creepy design flaws, like cells and cages and creepy rooms.

[@b_w_j]

Honestly that first house looks like a steal for a little less than 300k creepy jail cells or not

[@thatbasicwitch7468]

This is so cap I can't even-

[@burntumbrage6868]

This entire video had me laughing the whole time! Honestly, the best part of all your commentary about these places is legit not even over the top but actual things that would be flying out of my mouth on all these virtual tours! No lie! Absolutely dead on all my exact thoughts about everything! Thx brother, tons of fun. 😛

[@debbiebasquit0728]

😂😂 I think I would choose the jail house!! Thanks so much for your great videos! 💕😆

[@JeenieJolie]

2:15 LMAO with so many kiddy cars in the living room, all I can think of is that jail is the time out zone!!! They probably ran a daycare, w. the apple bee's booths and the peekaboo spaces 🤣🤣 10:43 All that storage would be perfect for an influencer to save all of their merch! .... or a king pin to store their kilos

[@4869luv]

I would definitely turn the jail cells into a luxury crate area for my dogs

[@River-Styxx]

I know right! either really good crate area for my dogs, or just a a creepy and fun display thing, My friends and i are into creepy stuff and old/ antique stuff, so that'd just be cool to have lol

[@slytherinhouse]

11:11 how are we just going to skip over the bathroom floor?😂😳

[@kaitlando636]

Lol

[@SnoopyzzzzZ]

It's guns-

[@SolidSiren]

Dude that house isn't haunted! It's GORGEOUS!

[@LittleSuisseGirl]

Please, do more of these! You’re reactions are spot on! 😂

[@NoraElise2007]

According to a superstition in china named Feng Shui, mirrors represent water so if you put a mirror facing your bed, or another mirror, bad energy can settle in your room which is a room meant to bring you peace

[@m1tsub4f4n]

5:05 and my parents doing that downstairs with the doors CLOSED be loud- I can’t imagine

[@Ur_Local_Abbix]

💀

[@starhill8456]

For some reason that mannequin scares me. 😅 8:08

[@albertomunozmartin5290]

10:28 so guys actually she had that many space because she went shopping a lot and a think she was a millionaire

[@pspspspspps]

jESUS I screamed so LoUD 😂💀 that jump scare really scared the sht out of me

[@AnnaBee03]

2:38 Jailhouse rock to a whole new level

[@Angel-d8t7z]

8:31 CRAZY THAT PART GOT ME DYING😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@R0TT3N_MUSHR00MS]

9:47 THAT SCARED ME SO BAD MY HEART LITERALLY JUMPED OUT OF MY CHEST

[@danzal13]

5:51 omg this giving coraline vibes

[@momkatmax]

The second house made me think of my Grandma's house was a very old farm house that didn't originally have indoor plumbing. As the city grew out to the area, they made the farms put in plumbing and of course toilets. For some reason, my uncle put the toilet in the dining area just off the kitchen and didn't build a room around it. Just a shower curtain that didn't go to the floor. As a five year old it embarrassed me to death to use the ___thing. This place was more like a cabin than a fancy home, but come on Uncle!

[@trixieann8176]

1:07 aged really well, you can’t get a house like that for that price even two years later

[@laura-td2qx]

that second house is STUNNING, though, the history there is so amazing

[@helloimvinney]

Whats the history to it?

[@jasminesaiki4002]

​@@helloimvinney isn't that the house from the first conjuring

[@megyntheinsaneytp3568]

9:46 that jumscare made me flinch out of my bed 💀

[@StarGirl13568]

11:50 I SWEAR THIS BIT OF THE HOUSE WAS IN A HORROR MOVIE IVE SEEN

[@WalterWhite570]

3:01 perfect for abusive parents

[@AikoMeersschaut]

Was thinking the same thing

[@rolee0106]

I loved this video you should do a whole series of creepy houses

[@xloqrdx]

9:35 the place reminds me of a mental inpatient place

[@Raine_Nichole]

At 7:19 the letter reads: 3-2-189(5?) When on this day You chance to look Remember this Is not a Book But only the thoughts Of a rainy day The 2nd of march Is my Birthday. (I think.)

[@MsPiinkFllamingo]

Omg Layze!!! You made me scream and I woke up family ffs lol 😂

[@insomiac483]

in my last house (I've moved out now) there was a room just off the kitchen and the room was really small had a really thick wooden door which had a lock on it from the outside, there was a toilet in there, concrete floors and there was also a tiny window with metal bars on it. It was so scary.

[@NoName-ud1nj]

you lived here?

[@Not_Lyds]

10:30 it’s giving the back rooms 😂😂

[@alisonpettit1185]

My mom worked for a real estate company and my Dad after he retired did handyman work on some of the houses. We live next to the “Main Line” which is one of the richest areas in the US. A lady my mom worked with owned 4 houses in a row and the one had what looked like a morgue with the tables, a drain in the floor and hooks hanging from the ceiling. Like HUGE hooks like the ones they hang the carcasses in a meat locker

[@Mystery_luvv]

DAMNNNN WTH??? That’s some creepy sht frfr

[@jeannineterese1037]

Brings new meaning to the term “jail house.”

[@Xeon.ze0n]

How broken is my humor? Me laughing about those jumpscares or how layze talked about how haunted it is

[@Witchofcicero]

This video is definitely in my top 5. The first house looked great until I realized it’s an old Jail. The second house is definitely a plantation style home, and the third house is a hoarder’s/collectors dream (collector of creepy shit probably lol).

[@classyalien9722]

The second house was actually very nice. I love 19th century style

[@rebotileraphadu7731]

These houses are giving "GET OUT" and "THE CONJURING" mixed into one.

[@juliepepin3988]

But the jail would make a good enclosure for dogs ! Instead of putting your dog in a cage, you put them in a jail cell with beds !! :) Edit: I would either move into house 1 or 3. House 2 is giving me nightmares only by looking at the pictures. Also, I would be really curious to know the back story from the houses. To me, house 3 looks like the house of someone who has a lot of collections and want to display it

[@froostgmd5287]

Yeah collections…,

[@crow_creek]

house three reminded me of the backrooms, like if i went into the huge storage space and closed the door behind me, i would turn around and the door would be gone, and then turn back to the room to see the room just expanded or becames a long hallway or sum shit :0

[@MYSTERYBLACKROSE]

​@@crow_creek or someone preparing for the apocalypse

[@username-re9yk]

​@@MYSTERYBLACKROSEIt was actually from an old lady who had a bunch of books and other stuff, she liked to keep it all organized, although not all of it was full, but she planned on keep buying stuff. All of the books and DVDs were donated when she passed, it took months to take everything out.

[@DeathlyDahlia22]

@@crow_creekSame immediately thought of backrooms when I seen that space. Creepy af. I’d also be scared to close the door. No way.

[@elizabthharris6741]

Jail house is perfect. I would use the cells for a pantry. Lol

[@JenTilly96]

True

[@jvall5879]

The jumpscare got me lol

[@KitsuyuutsuR]

If I had to pick one (and had an unlimited budget), I’d still have to go with the jail cell house. I have 2 crazy corgis so it’s practical for me. Built in crates for when they need a time out! Brilliant! 😂

[@cocoxya]

The jumpscare could wake me up from a coma wtf 😭

[@m0noxchr0me]

9:46 HELP WHY DID THAT ACTUALLY SCARE THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME

[@lmnk2798]

I'm so glad i found your channel. It's Halloween and i literally have no friends lol all i do is sit at home all the time and ur videos keep me entertained

[@aleishlyportell]

2:41 perfect to put your kids in!! 😃🤩😭💀

[@Leasagreen]

10:59 I think it's a library

[@julieweiner1623]

2nd house, had one just like it in Massachusetts. Did foster care and one of the teenagers saw ghosts. Loved that house. Same claw foot tub

[@darlenecronin242]

I’ve seen that house $1 million for a house in Louisiana that’s crazy but I think this used to be a Plantation And the slave quarters are still there

[@thatbasicwitch7468]

I live in Louisiana, it's not a plantation home. It was a privately owned family home. It was owned by a family with money, though. This house has also been renovated to have more rooms. I hate when people assume this is a plantation home and had slaves. This is NOT a plantation home, it's just a privately owned family home from the same time era. Not all Victorian looking houses in Louisiana are plantations.

[@ItGirlNyxie]

LAYZE, YOU ALMOST KILLED ME WITH THE JUMPSCARE DARN

[@julujay9999]

the first and last houses gives me mormon family vibes(huge family of 10-12kids).

[@horrorpickles]

9:10 this shit look like hospice home bro 😭

[@Retarded-Fizzarolli]

That jump scare made me fall off of my fucking chair litterally💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@TheMiriam.A.A]

That jumpscare made me jump 😂😂

[@noah826]

12:52 you know damn well I will buy ALL my favourite books and hyperfixation figures, merch, ANYTHING THAT CAN OR WILL FIT IN THERE in that room.

[@beautifulnightmare4308]

To answer to your question at 8:20 and 8:24 That is called a hope chest and trust me we don't exactly choose them!😂 They are passed down from generations and given to a woman when she moves out or goes to start her new life with her husband, and they typically contain things like kitchenware, hand towels, etc. It's like a giant starter kit for a new home in a chest that, yes... Resembles a coffin for some reason!!😂

[@Kayden-c4]

2:17 why is there a prison cell in a house🤨😂😂

[@i_luv_hecklefish]

At 10:20 I don't want to know what's behind that door! It needs a steel door and bar to keep it out. 😬

[@LKH165]

2:47 House 01 made me think that children's time out corner just got way more serious, I bet those were some well behaved kids who lived in that house

[@imajokerimasmokerimamidnig7442]

Seeing the window from the mirror is whats giving this place its so called haunting..

[@tiktokobsessed9553]

I just started watching you like a couple of days ago and I can't stop watching your videos I love the content you make and it makes laugh so much keep up the good work layze

[@michelleteply136]

If two mirrors face each other it makes a vortex that can summon demons/ghosts

[@Montanafelines]

The house on Kona ct in placerville CA today is valued at $850,000. It sits on an 18,5 acre lot. It’s not for sale right now but the value has gone down quite a bit! Now that’s an oddity!!! Real estate losing value??? Especially with that much land in CA! I wonder who used to own that house. Look at the shelves for so many shoes, and the display cases for all the Oscar’s and awards!

[@xoselhket]

'When on this door your chance to look. Remember this is not a Book but only the thought of a rainy day the 2nd of March is my Birthday.' - translated as best I could LOL! 7:27

[@jennywhite8222]

after watching the walking dead, DEFINITELY the jail house