Lazy Hitman in Virtual Reality

[@takingashower4040]

Bro this genuinely feels like a series that someone would watch, it feels like he is really part of the story.

[@jazcena]

ikr, he does a great job at making it seem like he’s in the game

[@orangejustice766]

true

[@memeduck4748]

I really admire how he has learnt the entire script to the lines of what the npcs will say to hell be able to answer with answers that make sense to the audience. And it also sounds like you are WAY more engaged with the game when you know what the npc characters are about to say. Love your work man keep it up! 💯

[@noiseedits]

I think he just edits it later like a voice over

[@memeduck4748]

@@noiseedits yeah he probably just stays silent all through the game and then adds his monolog later on...

[@copilots3159]

He also adds his own lines sometimes I think? Either way this is very entertaining, makes me kinda wanna get Hitman VR.

[@abesview5855]

Not sure he adds them later as you can see his hands moving as he speaks. Would be kind of weird if he moved like that without actually talking.

[@grease_8387]

@@abesview5855 he probably does talk while playing but adds voice over that makes sense for the convos

[@crockpot2283]

When you pulled the puffer fish out near the end I absolutely lost it🤣 this was gold.

[@spikeraving1282]

and the meme sound when he dropped it :D

[@jazcena]

@@spikeraving1282 elhg

[@SIovius]

Pufferfish 2000 🤣

[@nathanielandtrinity3332]

It really was🤣

[@turdferguson5880]

Same, i cant stop laughing it hurts hahaha

[@Tityi1999]

BEST SERIES EVER.

[@loregira18]

It should never end

[@idkpierce3810]

We need more

[@ThinkingOutLoud1.1]

Facts.

[@nocallerid4657]

Wiiwwwwuwww wwrwiwwiwwwiw I’m coming uetttretewup here wiener

[@BPD308]

Agreed

[@SpoofRecaps]

2:30 - the song is called "El Equipo Del Norte - Comida Rica" 4:38 - the song is called "MALETA Y NYLON - ALFREDO RODRIGUEZ & LOS ACEREKÓ"

[@Grimtweaka89]

Thanks for your great taste!

[@fox2001]

Kurt Cobain joke hit hard 😂🥲 Keep up the awesome work Merpy ♥

[@MERPTV]

Still laughing and replaying that part.. It's the only part that wasn't really scripted lmao! It came out of the blue! 🤣

[@fox2001]

@@MERPTV HAHAHAHA, almost fell out of my chair after that one 🤣🤣

[@josephpalm3087]

12:27 Oh my gosh. That was insane

[@NorthBorders]

Love your videos bro 😂🙌

[@MERPTV]

North I appreciate you fellow content creator ♥️

[@NELSON2220]

You need to tilt your head to the left a bit haha looks like your walking like someone who has had a stroke and the right side of the body isn't working quite right

[@titantoo3668]

Your so funny

[@titantoo3668]

Merp

[@loganjames4060]

We want more of this please

[@adamuk8792]

Now this is what KZbin is made for! Brilliant content.

[@nigesgamingchannel9699]

The coathanger move at 0:23 literally made coffee come out of my nose! Merp, I salute you, brother!!!

[@Legiey]

She got knocked tf out 🤣

[@a_00_tay]

6:42 14:39 I laughed so hard that all of my popcorns jumped out of my mouth!😂🔥🤎

[@Luh4444]

14:02 was the funniest moment of my life

[@gandalf_thegrey]

"KURT COBAIN" dark, but immensely funny

[@davewilliams5721]

I woke my wife up laughing so hard when you said "Kurt Kobain" 🤣🤣🤣

[@IchNachtLiebe]

First video I've watched on your channel. All I can say is, "This is exactly how I imagined this agent's voice to be all these years. Impeccable to all my wildest drrams"

[@nreaLms_]

Have not had a good laugh in a while, the Kurt Cobain moment was absolutely priceless, good job !

[@paulandrieu673]

The pufferfish 2000 is the most funniest thing I ever seen in my life !!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Especially at 14:32

[@notreal9053]

The way you make these feel so realistic, I love this series!! so funny

[@digitalsutoraido]

I absolutely love your VR episodes!

[@xepidemicx1522]

Dude, I appreciate the time and effort you put into these videos. Thank you for the years of content. #MERPTV

[@MERPTV]

Thank you dude, means alot!

[@danzoEX]

This episode felt like watching a movie for some reason 😂😂😂😂

[@SweetManDan]

I love how hard they hit the floor when you smack them with the puffer fish! Love your shows man. So funny and entertaining. It really shows that you enjoy what you're doing and we all love watching every minute of it. Thank you for the many hours of laughing!

[@themupproductions2273]

Literally every situation is a plot twist😭🤣🤣 Best content ever

[@mohamedrayan8460]

this series is so good thank god you still uploading hitman 3

[@C_S_funhouse]

The opening scene where you clocked her and her body ragdolled backwards was physics at it's best :)

[@justaweirdguy5028]

merp i found you roughly about 3 weeks ago i cann ot stop watching your bonework/blades and sorcery vidoes as well as all the vr videos you do, youre the whole reason i bought me a quest 2 a week ago i absolutely love it. Keep up the fantastic work merp also your accent is amazing much love man.

[@HolyRoller1026]

That backhand at 8:40. I died.

[@joshuarivera7630]

I just discovered this channel about 15 minutes ago and I love it. When he said KURT COBAIN and shot the guy in the head with the shotgun I was dying🤣

[@blackknight3147]

One of the most hilarious hitman vr series I've ever seen. Seriously good job on this one man.

[@ChrisSellers]

MERP YOU ARE THE FUNNIEST KZbinR EVER YOU MAKE MY DAY

[@deanb6899]

That pistol whip at the start... oh god, I could feel that

[@markbeechnutsilvis2112]

Loved it.... nothing like slapping a lady in the mouth with your puffer-fush awesome job bro!

[@MERPTV]

FBI anything wrong with that? He has all the rights to show it off, he supports the channel as a member.

[@tennisthelegend]

@@MERPTV Nice a reply from my favourite youtuber

[@MERPTV]

Don't bully your fellow uglies man 🤣

[@Godz_Hour]

I think its hilarious that every time he is about to shoot someone he say "Ahem" funniest shit ever!

[@zakkthemaniac0329]

0:28 so dumb how she just try to run right by you. Haha that really was a pistol whip. This series is gonna be a blast. Love ya Merp from VA

[@robertvega3078]

That pistol whip in the beginning had me crying keep making these videos please

[@rinaldslasmanis2223]

15:49 was absoloutely gold i cant stop laughing 😂

[@RedYankee45]

Just about pissed myself laughing at that pistol whip lol

[@johnwick57239]

5:45 LOL "inconspicuously" taking over the shoulder pics

[@ElmoPlayss]

I really love to watch this because it really seems like you are actually talking to the NPC's which is really immersive and fun to watch! Keep doing the great work I love you bro

[@tomaslandaeta4381]

this guy is by far the most funny stremear that I found on youtube XD

[@Zillyzz75]

You warn them all before you kill them, Why don't they ever listen to you ? ahahah good laugh on your video, great work marp !

[@DisorderlyTwo]

I couldn't stop hearing "used beef stick" when merp was saying USB stick

[@GhostV8]

After playing this and other Hitman games for a while, and also watching other KZbinrs. I can say this guys production quality is one of the best especially his voice overs.

[@MERPTV]

Thank you Ghost.

[@broth_78]

The flies bothering you in the bushes was hilarious. Great video! Thanks Merp

[@MERPTV]

Fun fact, they were not even there.. Just acted it out and edited sound effects haha 🤣

[@broth_78]

@@MERPTV I assume you edit in about 90% of what we are seeing. It’s so flawless though most people assume it’s parts of the game. 🤘🏼

[@MERPTV]

Exactly! Glad you do notice though man! ♥️

[@steps3344]

I love watching these because none of the NPC's are programmed to respond to Hitman 47 being friendly and casually chatting with them. So, he's always just like 'hey man' and they're like 'fuck off'

[@danextra858]

Bro you're the best VR KZbinr, period. ❤️

[@iamwatchigyou1260]

I love the fact that if you just dont kill anyone, it's 'virtually' a holiday simulator. If you position your self IRL, to you're bed or a couch you can even sit down, or lay on the beach if you want !! This is why I love VR!

[@alexraemendoza6559]

Love it when he laughs 😂 the best hitman VR I've watched

[@Ghost101]

15:45 I love this part 🤣 Agent Morp: Enjoy it for a couple of seconds 😈 Some random woman shows up: Ey! You can't be here! Agent Morp: SHUT UP 👀

[@AnasKhallouk]

I lost it when you mentioned "Kurt Cobain" 😂

[@jokesonyou5827]

These are the funniest videos I think you do Merp!! I need more ASAP!! Thanks for the laughs buddy.. they help with me keeping my depression and the dark thoughts at bay

[@MERPTV]

Appreciate you man!

[@alexbrodie6149]

Yet another brilliant Hitman VR episode, no wonder it took so long, much love ugly man

[@ryugantenkhehe]

IM DYING AT THAT "KURT COBAIN!" PART LMAOOOO

[@richardmatthews7058]

Love the content Merp

[@TazerzYT]

Best VR YT Series Ever!!! Merp it is so great to come back and watch ur videos again bro.

[@armedplays3211]

PUFFERFISH 2000🤣🤣🤣... ahhh u got me Merp!.. u got me🤣😂

[@Krissyd215]

The salsa dancing 😂🤣 as always, amazing and hilarious content

[@claudiosebastian162]

La mejor salsa

[@steel1973ss]

I just spit all over my phone from laughing so hard. "Kurt Cobain" 🤣

[@l.w.2681]

the sound of the fish at the end when he fell on the ground killed me😂

[@itellyouforfree7238]

This is marvelous! I'de watch a trilogy of movies about this hitman

[@leniecetatum5622]

Puffer Fish 2000👊🏾wack omg the fse 😂😂

[@RapSupreme]

If Pete Davidson was a Hitman

[@JustinPoggioArtworks]

🤣🤣 so good! Excellent work 👏🏼 I keep picturing you as Deuce Bigalow being Hitman 😂

[@balalunga1]

Curt Cobain 😂 I can‘t believe you did/say that 😂😂

[@Non-Negotiable]

You need more subs dude! I found you on fb a while back. Always the funniest content! I love Hitman and seeing it in first person vr is awesome. I know it's buggy and so is the original but it's no doubt a good time.

[@jamessteele3093]

When you crouched with the 12g and said Kurt Cobain I laughed so loud 🤣😂🤣

[@jamessteele3093]

The pufferfish 2000🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@adrianpro143]

It’s so cool how you talk and they respond, I wonder how you do that. I subbed to you. Awesome content

[@victormercado9030]

You are awesome. I lost my shit with the pufferfish noice. Pure gold

[@13DJH13]

Gotta watch poopin like that merp, it’ll catch up with you! Seriously, please keep making videos. Makes my freaking day.

[@mjpmattos]

Greetings from Brazil. Man, this video was the best one you made it so far. Great work.

[@fade744]

"Kurt Cobain!" NAHHH 😭😭😭

[@Gloomy4112]

14:35 the best moment ever welcome to pufferfish 2000

[@mocky1768]

Im addicted to ur video now.. I saw it on Facebook first and i search it up on youtube damn love ur video man keep it up🔥

[@ЖукЖукович-с2у]

-You can't be here. -Shut up! Awesome :D

[@randallshughart]

Dude your videos are getting better every day. Especially the random shit that is well scripted. Bravo mon vieux. C'est nickel !

[@khanyisanisikhakhane40year23]

i've never subscribed so fast to a channel before, this is incredible looking forward to more content

[@azarnus4463]

17 minutes of absolute fun ! Continue like that dude love your vids

[@helium5912]

Love these videos. They make me laugh so much!

[@wolverine9632]

"The Ninevites were particularly mean to Jonah's people, the Israelites. They lied, they stole, but worst of all, they slapped people with fishes!"

[@AthenaGM]

I wasn't expecting the Pufferfish!!!!!😩😂🤣🤣🤣😭

[@texhooligan1660]

never heard of you before... but SUBSCRIBED these hitman VR videos are pure gold

[@yepiknewit1121]

I love these videos so much I'm so glad I found ur channel

[@rektson5453]

12:27 Thats so f**ked up man 😂😂😂

[@patruhrpott872]

This is genius. I love the Hitman content. New subscriber here.

[@MERPTV]

Thank you dude!

[@petrsedlak7874]

Looks like you're getting better and better. Really enjoyed this one. Thanks 🙂

[@MERPTV]

Thank you ♥️

[@kto.levell4567]

Lmaoo bro and all your VR videos, and episodes.. seem like movies or tv shows.. justt the wayy u play through em is hilarious asl and creative asl… these videos are so toughh🤣🤣🎯

[@jplosts]

To me this is the ultimate real VR experience and the best one to this date. Not a gimmick or a demo, a real AA title, with great gameplay, level design and decent story.

[@MERPTV]

No it's not sadly.. The VR port of Hitman is really really bad.. 😥

[@Nobody-c2i]

Merp if i ever got to see you in real life i would tell you how much joy you give me through tough times

[@paprikaman1124]

איך החיים אחי?

[@Nobody-c2i]

@@paprikaman1124 חחחחחחחח

[@paprikaman1124]

@@Nobody-c2i אני אוהב למצוא ישראלים בערוצים שהם לא

[@oofnotsewinthefox2180]

I know it’s just like a 30 second intro but that smack was FUNNY 😂😂

[@decoymusic1748]

I literally want more of this😂 what a vacation!!

[@LucasCarvalho-dj1gb]

If I didn’t know any better I would think this is real life

[@oriqinalbk]

*Claps* "Alexa, Salsa music please!" i love your editing bruddah

[@billysmith5610]

Funny as hell I literally could not stop laughing especially when you tried dancing with the people and messing with the knife

[@brokenassasin]

1:46 man is in the game for sure xD

[@markk9175]

This guy has a direct line to my funny bone. So fucking funny.

[@iRafaelkr]

Okay, ngl, I feel bad for laughing at that Kurt Cobain joke lol

[@viniciussousa1816]

Don’t take too long to post hitman videos please, I NEED THIS!!

[@MERPTV]

Hey Vinicius! Making videos like these take alot of time. I'm sorry man ♥️

[@CombatVet-87]

Yay! I’ve patiently waited for your next hitman video!

[@Disk-Etiquette]

Watch these when you’re high. Thank me later.

[@RunYourPocketsB]

Thank you

[@Alveroishim13]

I already am

[@TurquazCannabiz]

I always am

[@paladin_plunder9906]

Just watched the senior assasination in vr while smoking one and I can totally agree to you 😂😂😂😂 gonna roll up another one for this video. Boutta laugh my ass of

[@Humanjimbob]

My mum took my meth

[@AlexTheOilersFan]

0:23 The whack and then the thud hahahahaha