I Discovered The CRAZIEST Luck Ever

[@rinkosss5601]

Lazy Mattman,It's me - your only viewer. Over the years I created the illusion that a lot of people were watching you, but that was me. Now I will write this message from all accounts.

[@averyformalhorse]

Hey matt it's me from another account I made to make the illusion better

[@dao_of_potato4957]

Lazy Mattman, It's me - your only viewer. Over the years I created the illusion that a lot of people were watching you, but that was me. This is the first account I write from.

[@ManLover3]

I like men

[@lildishwasher]

Lazy Mattman, its you, me. Please stop pretending to be a youtuber you have schizophrenia

[@JonathanNormandy]

​@@averyformalhorse Hello me from an alternative account! Quick little questiony, what is your profile picture from? Almost looks like the tf2 sentry girl that was floating around reddit for awhile, but I'm not sure.

[@peebisschtank]

Mattman you can't keep bringing most satisfying shot to show and tell each week

[@indominusrex2859]

Hey that's my joke

[@Mark-horton]

​@@indominusrex2859no it's mine

[@weegeelord1337]

he changed the title now like a coward

[@blakedempsey2763]

@@weegeelord1337 yeah what a little cowardly coward (i still love you matt)

[@lazymattman]

@@weegeelord1337 IM JUST TESTING TITLES MAN I'LL PUT IT BACK LATER MAYBE LOL

[@conesans]

Not smelting trinkets at 22:40is a Matt man moment

[@cevov]

Literally ran to the comments to say this EXACT sentence

[@juanpadilla130]

@@cevov same, how could you not smelt trinkets and get extra space for more

[@theforgottenkirby1614]

Mattman forgetting that certain items would be super optimal in his current circumstance is such a Mattman moment.

[@skeletonwithagun2119]

Actual pain

[@TheMightyBruceDilldard]

Bro i discovered your channel like a week ago and ive been binging Hard. I went from not having unlocked ‘it lives’ to beating the beast for my first time today. Top tier media to intake frfr

[@sweetieswifey627]

Dude same, about to unlock "it lives" today and then just go crazy after that

[@jacobfrias7478]

​@@sweetieswifey627yo how's your progression nowadays?

[@abeIIe]

​@@sweetieswifey627Hows your progression

[@lola_the_staffy]

22:34 Matt not using smelter to free up trinket room is truly a mattman moment

[@geileskind64]

Mattman not picking up the smelter and smelting the trinkets for free is truly a mattman moment…

[@indominusrex2859]

You know Matt is breaking the game when there's 2 brimstone in the thumbnail and he skips the devil

[@0nogs]

This run went from “oh this is gonna be tough to clutch” to “giant laser baby knives” real quick

[@luigisepe999]

man i won’t lie, this lazy motherfather is the only thing keeping my mental health in check at night. I thank you from the bottom of my heart for being so consistent. God bless the Mattman.

[@FreakyEyeSack]

6:45 this reminded me that today's trinket is Petrified poop (Isaacle)

[@ArachnidsGr1p]

18:27 “ÆÆAAAUUUGHH” You sounded pained bro

[@raegan_1018]

this is somebodies first mattman vid and that makes me smile

[@FreakyEyeSack]

Flojo Matías, te quiro

[@Dingleberry0]

yo tmb lo quiro

[@papita7152]

yo también amo al flojo matias

[@401craft6]

Todos queremos al flojo hombre Matías

[@lukyleaf2159]

Flojo Matías, mi amor internacional

[@JonathanNormandy]

​@@lukyleaf2159 What is the difference between international love and regular love?

[@TerraWispr]

22:35 Matt not using Smelter to get +2 trinket slots was such a Mattman moment. fr tho you never use smelter??

[@blakedempsey2763]

the guy hates smelter

[@arthurthehuman]

sometime in the future we will remember this time with pleasant nostalgia, thank you for everything, Mattman, you are the realest gamer

[@yaboiholo]

"we have hard wood floors and idk how to deal" forgetting rugs exist is a mattman moment 💀

[@4500zenja]

15:33 - voice crack 18:27 - the luck finally began to turn around 23:57 - i'm gonna OOOOOO 25:22 - there you go 27:00 - the best pedestal in tboi 27:58 - more

[@asshollff]

Hey matt, hope you see this. I just tripped balls with friends of mine in the middle of the desert with some shrooms. I nearly fuckin died, started losing consciousness several times, but got to the car safely. I have been sitting here for 2 hours binging your videos because i always watch them when i go to sleep, and you laughing and pogging and not taking it too seriously was so helpful in coming down from this shit i just wanted to say thanks. Made the come down from the trip so much easier. Love ya pal

[@lazymattman]

stay safe dude

[@asshollff]

@lazymattman don't tell me what to do (jk bro will do)

[@flup1303]

Why would you do that in the middle of the desert? That makes no sense. No temperature control, limited water, limited help, poor terrain, limited communication ability, possibly limited cellphone connection, susceptibility to weather. I wouldn’t go there sober. Life isn’t “Journey,” gamer.

[@asshollff]

@flup1303 my guy, I live in the dessert XD It's literally a 20 minute walk from my house to be in the middle of bumfuck nowhere. Also it was at night so not nearly as hot as you think, it actually gets pretty cold at night for most of the year

[@flup1303]

@@asshollff How did you nearly die then? Too much ice cream in the dessert? In my experience, an open, wild, and isolated space sounds awful. But the sand would be nice!

[@RaspberryTurtle]

I like seeing a blooper at the start of each video, it’s actually kinda cool

[@4L3K]

Lazy Mattman,It's me - your only viewer. Over the years I created the illusion that a lot of people were watching you, but that was me. Now I will write this message from all accounts.

[@Blorbo_Bleebus]

4:50 you can only be so cracked till you break.

[@Finklematter_Binks_lll]

11:47 Matt not rolling the shop item when he just got steam sale is such a Mattman moment

[@yuve1e1e]

Just wanna say matt that your videos are amazing and please keep up the great work!

[@bolacoitowd8453]

27:57 when the run is so goated and matt hit the 🤖scream

[@SilverWolfe97]

The Streets 1:12 reference shows me that Mattman is truly a man of culture

[@Anothertickinthewall]

3:19 He got the health up without the health up

[@pbgod1337]

strength card

[@prpunk187]

Don't worry thought the same also

[@zxergsfjkdhu]

he got the health up but it was just up instead

[@sebos1790]

i love how mattman has been going back to content he did a year ago recently. very much missed the just gaming and chilling

[@b.tettenborn5986]

Finally bought myself the full Isaac experience recently and on my first azazel run I got sacred heart, ludo, wafer and polyphemus. Thanks for the blessing Matt!

[@chrisa.2323]

Just finished watching an older video to eat to. Now to watch this new video on a full tummy. Immaculate vibes.

[@epsis6852]

12:44 Yup,i do. Pizza or homemade rice & veggies along with some smoked chicken. Cookin ain't it that difficult, folks

[@Nemiitix]

5:33 MATT PLAYS ULTRAKILL CONFIRMED WTF?

[@sweetieswifey627]

He's actually mentioned Ultrakill a few times already

[@Azazel-1zel]

I think he played it in lazier mattman but I don’t really know

[@Niest0Drummer]

"At one point in our lives, we were all 12 years old and playing TF2" that's a true gamer's statement if i ever seen one

[@reversebird330]

The one time he mentions ramen, is the one time I’m eating ramen while watching Mattman, that’s truly a Mattman moment

[@aidenation101]

Semi hot take: I feel like you don’t need any D6 variant after getting spin down with glitched crown. Since spindown refreshes the crown’s cycle of items once you use it, it basically inherits D6 status, making those items even more goated then they are already, and also lets you free up a slot for something like Mega Mush or R Key or whatever you want

[@elidresser8721]

9:33 the jet set radio sounds brought me back

[@JetSetDman]

mattman picking up treasure map while already having the mind truly is a mattman moment

[@Kr33tu]

Mattman hugging a pillow is truly a Mattman moment

[@aaronvu6345]

Mattman uploading so that I finally eat food and watch KZbin is truly a mattman moment

[@aurasilvertongue2859]

I recommend getting some rugs for the floors, they help dampen the echo a ton!

[@SamSam-xq8cm]

My favorite food lately is salad if I'm being honest. The endless options for salad makes it so good and customizable for what I'm feeling in the moment

[@twolittledumplings3636]

matt dying to rainmaker was a canon event

[@MothGirlHina]

11:00 Hey that's me that's been saying that! I felt a bit silly after you said that it's actually pronounced the way that you say it, so I did a little research and... I can only find it being pronounced the way that I had said in that comment, so maybe it's a regional thing? Either way it's nice to know you still read comments even many hours after the video is uploaded, I live in Ireland so it's tough to watch your videos the moment they're out. Love you Mattman momenter

[@Phelisreal]

Ironically, the ''bad'' quality of the mic makes you remember the early days of the Lazy Mattman

[@XshuShali]

Matt, please do more of those hard intros. "Hey, this is the correct timeline" **record screech noise** JUST KIDDING!~

[@ElevationVAL]

1:30 glad im not the only one who does that, matt

[@lutherdefite640]

Mattman : asking what kind of food i crave these days Me : probably ramens Mattman : talks about ramens Did he just rigged my day too or what

[@Alateriel91]

Mattman buying Treasure Map when he already has The Mind is a true Mattman moment

[@FreakyEyeSack]

1:21 Low-key adorable, still liking the effect of recording from the basement, gives an atmosphere

[@SilverFoxeGames]

Mattman not using the mass amount of batteries and steam sale to roll the shop into a 15 cent item is a mattman moment

[@TheShadowcreator]

I'm glad you're feeling better, Mattman! Your voice sounds better!

[@chimeragenesis361]

Matt not knowing Fatboy Slim is a certified Mattman moment.

[@darkx6414]

29:24 DJ moment 💀

[@medic_gaming]

Alternative title: Matt trying to participate in whatever for 31 minutes 18 seconds.

[@2wvybigmans714]

Rugs / carpets really help with absorbing sound with hardwood floors my boys used to have reall bad echo bc of it and they tossed down a couple of rugs and it helped them 🙌

[@reesewhittington6778]

Matthias, this is the third time this week you brought insane luck and Lazymattmoments.

[@Scarlett_razor]

matman forever calling it rapscallion beacuse of the bit is truly a matman moment

[@Lemonix0]

If matt kept the reverse chariot then when he got small rock he couldve had crazy tear rate. mattman moment.

[@iancraig5415]

The goldeneye pop off was not something i was ever expecting to see in a mattman video

[@zerdenfon]

I hope you won't get upset because I was your only viewer. I'll try to continue supporting this illusion, you still deserve all the feelings of popularity and loyal community. Hope you doing well!

[@Dragonskill]

Not smelting his trikets is truly a mattmam moment

[@meddios]

29:24 even the color scheme for the brimstone is similar to that of the old skrillex album cover (don't remember the name, I believe it was scary monsters and nice stripes)

[@mmmJamSandwich]

25:26 ive never seen such a dirty, messy healthbar in my life

[@Nerfboomshot]

Rice and seaweed, but I make a tons of stuff too add to it like sushi bake, rolls, and spam musubi. And the great thing you can get all the ingredients in bulk from Costco.

[@bolacoitowd8453]

when matt says "its rolling time" and rolls the pedestals all over the place

[@Adri-Pink]

16:01 interesting rails..huh...

[@DocChopper]

3:11 that was some ultra instinct shit

[@InkedDoesStuff]

My favorite foods of all time is: Flounder, coleslaw, and pickles all on a seasoned bun. Its amazing

[@Scott_TF2]

13:55 I ******* LOVE PIZZA

[@Boyoboy1399]

Luxury vinyl floors are the best way to go they are easy to install, scratch resistant and usually waterproof. :)

[@damaton]

From the most mid run to the most overpowered run in one floor

[@nikolasdorhoutmees277]

Prime pizza goes pretty hard in Los Angeles. They have a couple locations so see if any are near you. Their grandma pie and vodka pizza are fantastic. Wings are really good too.

[@evelynn9936]

We love to see a classic mattman thumbnail

[@vivisfailedclone]

29:19 *forgets he has explosion immunity*

[@soossees2497]

I love fatboy slim saw him back in May and I’ve been a fan since I was like 10 so it really made my little heart feel good

[@GaimingFish]

Good night matt thank you for blessing me with this video to sleep to today

[@Kirb_lol]

This is in fact, the most satisfying shot ever.

[@sketch5969]

This run had me crying on my knees bro I can't anymore

[@edgarsilva4744]

Masterclass of an intro right there

[@Clorox13]

Matt, there’s a yuccatanian place in LA called Chichen Itza. Everything on the menu goes so hard I beg of you to try it

[@S_yIvie]

8:57 man, I was really hoping you were talking about Ghost

[@Dizzy0422]

Agree on food service. Everyone that is shitty to food service employees has never worked food service. Also, nachos carbon is my favorite food, torrilla chips covered in white cheese sauce, chicken, steak, shrimp, and pico de gallo. Super duper tasty.

[@kadirsar7637]

not using smelter is a LAZY mattman move

[@Cymricus]

hey matt good on you for committing to your work and putting out content you know people like

[@JayDHD69]

26:37 Mattman's getting it the ocky way

[@JayDHD69]

dang, 2 minutes later and he says it

[@Qortexgd]

Insane run. Truly the least rigged mattman run

[@CertifiableGuy]

This is truly a mattman moment

[@RazzBeri1]

Final day of telling Mattman to remember to not do cocaine

[@esadkurt1095]

You got pyro and ipecac, so infinite heal and sharp plug. Not realizing the infinite spindown is a mattman moment fr fr.

[@banana_waffle_dude]

the temperance card in the shop couldve been extra pedestals

[@mikeoxmaul3526]

mattman skipping womb treasure room from bloody crown is a mattman moment

[@crab9841]

11:15 i love tf fortress 2

[@captainhydrodus4616]

In terms of grub I'd say go with Mediterranean food, stuff is super healthy for ya and depending on your palette it tastes baller!

[@kayoh9364]

I have been trying forever to unlock the lost. Finally got a Missing poster. Made sure to get to a Sacrifice room. Got teleported to the Angel Room on the last spike.

[@Studlytoff]

That turdlet dodge was frame perfect… 3:11

[@VULCAN-09]

I love so much your Chanel, my favorite Chanel of the binding of Isaac i love your videos

[@kyin1st243]

Sometimes I smell my armpits and think, damn, that’s a mattman moment

[@DominicLefeber]

I love that the videos are longer

[@hydrox4562]

5:30 ULTRAKILL MENTIONED RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@beniaminb7201]

Least rigged🗿 lazy matman video

[@hardwood_floor]

Glad to be mentioned matman