League of Failures #15

[@Bricky]

I feel violated

[@JohnWhitneyTheFourth]

Good

[@ApexGale]

0:40 joke's on you, i elbow blocked all of those attacks

[@JosephX_USAF]

Zenith Tempest your not Donnie yen

[@bread8159]

Zenith Tempest *ELBOW BLOCK*

[@Dumbs]

*🅱 A Z I N G A*

[@TheBoss-gh1pj]

Dumbs I WANT A BABY FROM YOU xd

[@Llaurenppcoin]

Dumbs hey dumbs love your videos

[@gengamnii8552]

Dumbs

[@radioaktivgetoastet2127]

That's exactly what I wanted to write.

[@Einekha]

🅱🅰💤ℹ🆖🅰

[@UnPhayzable]

7:10 This is almost as exciting as the Twisted Treeline

[@ZyberGamer0927]

UnPhayzable Dude youre everywhere. I always see your comments on 90% of league videos I watch

[@moyaiwasyoinked]

If you get into it that is

[@GavinQuaxHung]

I swear he’s a bot

[@Cynnicus]

Dude, seriously you've been on 15 videos.Are you a fucking bot?

[@Mejayy]

I don t get it, twisted trilain is my fav map

[@Rthe47]

The simultaneous howl of delight from one and the scream of lamentations of the other at 8:04 is the perfect showcase for the league of legends experience.

[@UnPhayzable]

That Heimer play made me lose faith in humanity

[@itsyahboi6046]

*DONGER*

[@SalmonKid7]

The doki doki theme in the background of the try not to laugh triggered my PTSD

[@Lucs100]

Oof same fuck you matt xd

[@lelrond]

Yea it kinda scared me off o.o

[@abraham3556]

Been Trying to avoid a second playthrough, cause im all kinds of fucked up from it but i still want to see what happens if i do it again

[@yaten5474]

Same!

[@Lucs100]

Abraham Steele i knew what was gonna happen since I watched Matt's video, and I still got really depressed from playing it :( I just finished act one but im not gonna continue because the game is just too much for me lmao

[@mZStarCraft]

THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE! - Phil Swift _In the distance you hear maniacal laughter_

[@mZStarCraft]

Also you made the right choice to play Doki Doki music. - Monika

[@DemonlordHatty]

THASALATTADAAAMMMIGE

[@user-wx1sc5vg7h]

It's me Jøsefi krakowski

[@sanykat1801]

Magikarp (Japanese: コイキング Koikingu) is a Water-type Pokémon introduced in Generation I. Contents[show] Biology Physiology Magikarp is a Fish Pokémon. Its body is made up of/covered in red scales. Its fins are either yellow or white. They also have "whiskers" or Maxilliary Barbells. Female Magikarp have white barbells while male Magikarp have yellow barbells. Magikarp refers to them as his magnificent barbs in PokéPark Wii: Pikachu's Adventure. Gender differences The way to tell a male and female Margikarp apart is that an male Magikarp has gold whiskers while an female has white whiskers. In Pokemon GO and its Water Event, the whiskers of the female Magikarp appears to be white silver or platinum. This also applies when it evolves into a female Gyarados as its whiskers remain white silver than its original blue. Natural abilities Shiny-magikarp A shiny Magikarp. Magikarp have the ability Swift Swim, which increases a Magikarp's Speed when it is raining. Despite being strong in the past, its present-day descendants are considerably weaker. It struggles to swim against even the weakest of currents. Evolution Magikarp evolves into Gyarados at level 20. Game info Magikarp is the most common Pokémon in the waters of all the Pokémon regions. It can be found in every body of water in Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, and Sinnoh. It is considered to be the weakest Pokémon because it can only use three moves. It is a hardy Pokémon that can thrive in any body of water, no matter if the water is freshwater or saltwater. It can even thrive in polluted waters. However, if it is taken care of properly, it evolves into a magnificent Gyarados, at level 20. Until it reaches level 20, it is utterly useless. Game locations Locations Version(s) Area(s) Rarity Red/Blue Fish with Old Rod, Magikarp Salesman Common Yellow Fish with Old Rod, Magikarp Salesman Common Gold/Silver Fish with Old Rod or Good Rod, Surf on the Lake of Rage Common Crystal Fish with Old Rod or Good Rod, Surf on the Lake of Rage Common Ruby/Sapphire Fish with Old Rod or Good Rod Common Emerald Fish with Old Rod or Good Rod Common FireRed/LeafGreen Fish with Old Rod, Magikarp Salesman Common Diamond/Pearl Fish with Old Rod, Trade a Finneon on Route 226 Common Platinum Fish with Old Rod, Trade a Finneon on Route 226 Common HeartGold/SoulSilver Fish with an Old Rod or a Good Rod Common Black/White Buy from a Magikarp Salesman One X/Y Route 3, Route 22, Parfum Palace (Old Rod) Common Sun/Moon Fish With Rod Common Side game locations Locations Game(s) Area(s) Pokémon Channel Secret Cove Pokémon Trozei! SOL Laboratory 3, Secret Storage 5, Secret Storage 19, Mr. Who's Den Red Rescue Team & Blue Rescue Team Waterfall Pond (7F-11F) Explorers of Time & Explorers of Darkness Lake Afar (B1F-B12F) Pokémon Ranger Safra Sea, Sekra Mountain Range Pokédex entries Pokédex Entries Red Blue In the distant past, it was somewhat stronger than the horribly weak descendants that exist today. Yellow Famous for being very unreliable. It can be found swimming in seas, lakes, rivers and shallow puddles. Gold An underpowered, pathetic Pokémon. It may jump high on rare occasions, but never more than seven feet. Silver For no reason, it jumps and splashes about, making it easy for predators like Pidgeotto to catch it mid-jump. Crystal This weak and pathetic Pokémon gets easily pushed along rivers when there are strong currents. Ruby Magikarp is a pathetic excuse for a Pokémon that is only capable of flopping and splashing. This behavior prompted scientists to undertake research on it. Sapphire Magikarp is virtually useless in battle as it can only splash around. As a result, it is considered to be weak. However, it is actually a very hardy Pokémon that can survive in any body of water no matter how polluted it is. Emerald Its swimming muscles are weak, so it is easily washed away by currents. In places where water pools, you can see many Magikarp deposited there by the flow. FireRed It is virtually worthless in terms of both power and speed. It is the most weak and pathetic Pokémon in the world. LeafGreen In the distant past, it was somewhat stronger than the horribly weak descendants that exist today. Diamond It is said to be the world's weakest Pokémon. No one knows why it has managed to survive. Pearl It is unable to swim against even slow-moving currents. It always splashes about for some reason. Platinum A Magikarp living for many years can leap a mountain using Splash. The move remains useless, though. HeartGold An underpowered, pathetic Pokémon. It may jump high on rare occasions, but never more than seven feet. SoulSilver For no reason, it jumps and splashes about, making it easy for predators like Pidgeotto to catch it mid-jump. Black A Magikarp living for many years can leap a mountain using Splash. The move remains useless, though. White A Magikarp living for many years can leap a mountain using Splash. The move remains useless, though. Black 2 A Magikarp living for many years can leap a mountain using Splash. The move remains useless, though. White 2 A Magikarp living for many years can leap a mountain using Splash. The move remains useless, though. X It is virtually worthless in terms of both power and speed. It is the most weak and pathetic Pokémon in the world. Y In the distant past, it was somewhat stronger than the horribly weak descendants that exist today. Omega Ruby Magikarp is a pathetic excuse for a Pokémon that is only capable of flopping and splashing. This behavior prompted scientists to undertake research into it. Alpha Sapphire Magikarp is virtually useless in battle as it can only splash around. As a result, it is considered to be weak. However, it is actually a very hardy Pokémon that can survive in any body of water no matter how polluted it is. Sun Although weak and helpless, this Pokémon is incredibly fertile. They exist in such multitudes, you'll soon grow tired of seeing them. Moon Its reckless leaps make it easy pickings for predators. On the bright side, many Pokémon enjoy longer life spans, thanks to Magikarp. Stats Base Stats HP 20 Attack 10 Defense 55 Sp. Atk 15 Sp. Def 20 Speed 80 Total 200 Learnset Leveling Generation VI Level Move Power Acc. PP Type Cat. Contest Cat. Appeal Jam 1 Splash - -% 40 Normal Status Type Cute 15 Tackle 35 95% 35 Normal Physical Type Tough 30 Flail - 100% 15 Normal Physical Type Cute Bold indicates this Pokémon receives STAB from this move. Italic indicates an evolved or alternate form of this Pokémon receives STAB from this move. Sprites Version Red Blue Yellow Red (JP) Green (JP) Back RB 129 front Y 129 front GR 129 front Gold Silver Crystal Back G 129 front S 129 front C 129 front Ruby Sapphire Emerald FireRed LeafGreen Back RS 129 front E 129 front FRLG 129 front Diamond Pearl Platinum HeartGold SoulSilver Back DP 129 front Pt 129 front HGSS 129 front DP 129f front Pt 129f front HGSS 129f front Black White Black 2 White 2 Back Magikarp BW Magikarp BW X Y Omega Ruby Alpha Sapphire GO Back Magikarp XY Magikarp XY Magikarp Shiny XY Magikarp Shiny XY Sun Moon Ultra Sun Ultra Moon Back Magikarp XY Appearances Anime Magikarp first appeared in the anime in Episode 001 - "I Choose You, Pokemon!" When Ash and Pikachu are fleeing from a flock of Spearow, they jump into a lake to escape, and a Magikarp is seen swimming away followed by a Gyarados, which chases Ash and Pikachu out of the lake. Magikarp's first major appearance was with Team Rocket in Episode 015 - "Battle Aboard the St. Anne". James gets a Magikarp from a dealer, who cheated his money or bottle caps three times in the whole series of Pokémon Anime, in a golden Poké Ball, of which the gold color disguised the red part of the Poké Ball. It then evolves into a Gyarados, when James kicks it away after the ship sank. The newly evolved Gyarados then uses Dragon Rage to send Ash, Misty, Brock, Pikachu, and Team Rocket blasting away to an island. Trivia Magikarp is generally regarded as the weakest Pokémon in the Pokémon games. Stat-wise, however, Wishiwashi (in its Solo Form) is. Cosmog can actually be considered weaker than Magikarp, as Cosmog can't learn any damage dealing moves. In Pokémon Platinum Version, Magikarp is both the lowest- and highest-level non-glitch Pokémon available for capture. By using the Super Rod at a pond in the Resort Area, this Pokémon can be encountered and caught at levels ranging from 1 to 100. Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Time & Explorers of Darkness are the only games in which Magikarp can learn moves via TMs. This holds true in Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Sky. According to Misty in Pokémon Shipwreck, Magikarp are just scales and bones, making them unsuitable for eating. It is similar to Feebas in that it is a weak fish Pokémon that evolves into a powerful serpentine one. In Gen VI onwards its in-game sprite just helplessly flops around. Curiously, other fish Pokémon, such as Goldeen, do not exhibit such animations and seem to "swim" in the air. This is probably to signify it's weakness. Origin Magikarp is based on a carp. Its evolution into Gyarados is based on a Chinese myth about how carp that leapt over large and tall waterfalls would transform into dragons. Etymology Magikarp is a combination of magic and carp. The "magic" part may be said ironically, as it seems to convey something wondrous about a mundane and useless Pokemon.(i`m funny,pls laugh....)

[@nyancitty1552]

boi why....

[@CeobeEatsAGlowingRock]

Why did I take my time reading this shit. . . Lol. . .

[@karlisk2474]

what the actual fuck?

[@leonardonovais2513]

Just one question: Why is the word "koi" written in katakana? Isn't it a japanese word?

[@sanykat1801]

Depression is a state of low mood and aversion to activity that can affect a person's thoughts, behavior, feelings, and sense of well-being. A depressed mood is a normal temporary reaction to life events such as loss of a loved one. It is also a symptom of some physical diseases and a side effect of some drugs and medical treatments. Depressed mood is also a symptom of some mood disorders such as major depressive disorder and dysthymia.[1] People with a depressed mood may be notably sad, anxious, or empty; they may also feel notably hopeless, helpless, dejected, or worthless. Other symptoms expressed may include senses of guilt, irritability, or anger.[2][3] Further feelings expressed by these individuals may include feeling ashamed or an expressed restlessness. These individuals may notably lose interest in activities that they once considered pleasurable to family and friends or otherwise experience either a loss of appetite or overeating. Experiencing problems concentrating, remembering general facts or details, otherwise making decisions or experiencing relationship difficulties may also be notable factors in these individuals' depression and may also lead to their attempting or actually dying by suicide. Expressed insomnia, excessive sleeping, fatigue, and vocalizing general aches, pains, and digestive problems and a reduced energy may also be present in individuals experiencing depression.[4]

[@1234durzonian]

7:44 what was most interesting was the varus flashing in to steal the kill :')

[@dariono1414]

Yo I'm that Kindred from a minute in! This is my crowning achievement, I've made it mom. Some guy on youtube called me a good boy. Proudest moment of my life

[@EmeraldzTV]

Nice one dude

[@ReynaldoGrandeJrII]

1:13 this Drake joke aged well..

[@Shoishe]

3:56 Howdy

[@deadaccount968]

JolyneRule34 the legend was true

[@ayylmao574]

JolyneRule34 found you

[@gyrozeppeli5806]

Legends say No Jojo Reference goes by without JolyneRule34 knowing

[@googoo8104]

JolyneRule34 How are you doing this?

[@gergodenes6360]

I love that search history at 1:01

[@kuubbee]

He should've elbow blocked all the haters...

[@GinLuna]

4:35 xayah said what needs to be said... "Seriously?"

[@infectedreshiram8305]

That made me fell bad

[@DeJoker4K]

5:19 TRY NOT TO LAUGH . . . . . . 5:22 hahahahahahaahahahah

[@trashcangaming4974]

DeJoker I was the brand in that game lol I died laughing.. I said to myself "im dead" 5:20

[@NabaniSaa]

I only got to 5:38...

[@gravenightghoul]

You know I went back and watched the Urgot vid thinking, "Oh, he's probably super fed and has a lot of kills, maybe even levels up." No. He was two levels down and still two-shot the Yas. LMAO

[@CaptainMGN]

5:22 Doki Doki background music. Dude. Too soon.

[@perteadsf4914]

1:00 "We're going to skip the bullshit, ... we're going straight into the fails"

[@Kachulu]

HEY THATS MY XAYAH VIDEO!

[@rojaalborada]

Soggy Lemon No it was some gay kid called Cray lol

[@MsGers2]

David Flores that's cool

[@lordvile8506]

Cray is the best player I have ever seen

[@cray8655]

fuck you. :(

[@lordvile8506]

Cray love you

[@L2D0]

4:45 this is the kind of high end content I expect from a professional like you Hashinshin, keep it up.

[@WoofiePup]

3:00 best thing ever

[@diodespectrum]

That ending was GOLD!!! Love the video as always Matt!

[@reljamilenkovic8039]

best episode so far

[@flockenlp1]

Senpai Rem Borovnica Borovnica Felix> Emilia > Rem

[@solarolli1951]

Honestly, I've been liking your stuff much more now that you've dropped the Spotlights. I'm so glad this channel's finally doing a lot of good content!

[@behindthetrashcan_]

B A Z I N G A

[@Adenser]

5:18 When the "aka get the video over 10 minutes" I was actually dead

[@SiveenO]

10 minute mark: OKAY THAT'S IT FOR TODAY

[@ankushvp1994]

Not gonna lie. This League of Failures was actually the most enjoyable yet. Especially the Eve near the end XD

[@ricard2182]

8:54 Cats On Drugs

[@PigChunky711]

3:48 is the moment where i knew jojo was coming

[@behindthetrashcan_]

*S E L F P R O M O T I O N*

[@lexvtd]

That ezreal ulting from Summoner's Rift to Shadow Isles at 9:11 is a well known bug. Feel sorry for him.

[@Jellycent13]

My man karp using doki doki ost

[@JSpyx]

omfg by far the best one yet. that ending holy shit my sides. im crying

[@KB-ce6st]

The fuckin Doki Doki soundtrack... time to play it again i guess

[@quidei]

4:15 that lee sin is like "fck this shit im out"

[@georgidemirov6708]

BAZINGA got me XD

[@wzard1609]

“The world is your oyster... too bad your allergic to shellfish.” -Paul Neilan

[@Esad.6767]

I didnt watch the video but i wanns kms. BAZINGAA

[@randomasgray]

My favorite part was when he started yelling at the bricky video box from his video box.

[@Hisenbetsu-sha]

*E L B O W B L O C K*

[@spiralhaze2070]

2:55 ... Dammit man! Now League of Failures will only contain videos with that audio. Remember Silver Scrapes?

[@locom7657]

NANI??

[@koraxinon4083]

[@bbuujj]

I like your lineage 2 commercial. "DOWNLOAD IT NOW!"

[@Zekurity]

Please don't play that dokidoki background music. It really makes me uncomfortable.

[@pazifuwant]

one of my favorite episodes from this series, energy was great :D

[@MrLegoBoom]

skrrrrrrra

[@nemanjaz.9113]

PAH PAH PAH PAH PAH!

[@ThereaalSP]

skidiskid pop pop

[@ramihilab5038]

Pun pun tun tun poom poom......bomm

[@osciarts4557]

There's something about the way Camille BMs Lee Sin at 3:44 that always fucking gets me

[@ViktorMani]

YAY lets see the noobs fail

[@miklzn]

Imagine MagikarpUsedFly chasing a pig naked with a flyswatter to the Benny Hill theme

[@benas309]

1st

[@pauloxor45]

This was one of the best league of failures.

[@aa7146]

I literally started re-watching these like yesterday and then you do this

[@maciekkilinski7110]

Dude, you are the best content on youtube if it comes to league of legends, just keep it on. I am counting on you.

[@faithfulwolf1935]

That bazinga got me. GREAT content, QUALITY content, God bless.

[@justinkim2826]

I’m sick in my bed and this just made my day THANKS MATT

[@MusicAnime4Ever]

Whats the name of the ending song?

[@DanteEhome]

The secret way to not laughing is to assume these bad plays were on my team.

[@thebushchicken2638]

9:40 you see me, as Tahm Kench, I was playing with the brickster

[@Warizard22]

4:30 even Xayah said "Seriously?"

[@aa7146]

"Try not to laugh" *Trundle pillars himself* *loses instantly*

[@d4rk50ul5]

Let's be honest, that Kindred was so damn good, that ult timing and all, dayum

[@berkeakkoca4883]

9:55 Magicarp created the original tiktok confirmed

[@malzacar1385]

what is more funny: the fails or magickarpusedfly's laugh?

[@Goessen]

Nearly shat myself when Matt appeared outta nowhere so suddenly.

[@Klespyrian]

This was a particularly qualityified League of Failures

[@fremynunez6665]

Hey Michael i think you’re the funniest man, like you honestly crack me up everytime, it’s really funny to watch people fail at league but lets try some outplays too some times, i guess.

[@eddiemartinez8277]

honestly u need to do these weekly lmao their fucking hilarious

[@No-ScopeNibbligan]

The best part of the video was the Steve Harvey "N A N I ? ! ?" at the end

[@auzzydoesit8660]

The bricky ending was perfect, stupid man lol

[@GeoSaber_]

3:49 WHY HAS IT TAKEN THIS LONG FOR SOMEONE TO MAKE THAT JOKE

[@bogosbinted]

THAT was why I used to main Aatrox until recently. The clutch heals

[@MintPicker_]

Hell yeah,loved it. I was starting having simptoms of anxiety and i wanted to see something funny so i clicked your video and now i m better. Thank you !!!!

[@Suzerainty950]

"Try not to laugh" Instantly fucking lost it to Trundle.

[@JaximusJoe]

That fail at 1:56 is absolutely hilarious

[@juanesp29]

This series is repetitive and unoriginal but somehow I still love it and always click in it wtf

[@nomad2972]

4:23 Requires a CHALLENGER player to do this.

[@pikachuguy3924]

6:34 the backround song brings back memories😫

[@lazi2243]

PIKACHU GUY same

[@DragonCharlz]

Man i was laughing so hard from this. That first one with Kindred was killing me

[@stevencho9335]

4:19 MagikarpUsedFly here with flex seal. THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE!

[@117DeathWalker]

Anyone else think that Mark was yelling at his "little mark" when he was looking at Bricky?

[@team3d180]

4:11 I can't be the only one wondering if that 'shigetora' is by chance ye old 'Cookiezi'.

[@thorxal5933]

I like how your dewlap shakes when u punch

[@aganaom1712]

0:10 i give it 11 minutes before that schedule gets dropped

[@abraham3556]

that Doki Doki literature club music in the background of the "try not to laugh" section. Im trying to avoid a second playthrough, but youre making it hard

[@thetattooedyoshi]

The bit where he yelled at Bricky. XD LMFAO

[@kichu03]

Oh hey its back... Time to cry again because watching these Clips and laughing reminds me that I am that bad aswell

[@chozomonkey]

"We're gonna skip the intro." 1 minute into the video.

[@LoLCaekie]

literally subscribed cause of that "dorya" sfx when he was punchin shit lmao

[@zombizblood]

I started to get severe anxiety watching this and then it hit me. There's fucking doki doki music playing

[@tetrismaster9227]

i just cant get over steve harvey saying nani?!

[@bananaboyval]

the fucking "bazinga" at the beginning almost made me piss my pants, i fucking love you matt.

[@musicrick4957]

I was sitting on the toilett and wanted to take a shit but it wasnt coming...and then the BAZINGA literally scared the shit out of me and i instantly pooped xD

[@LernJergi]

Ooo, thanks for putting my submission in your video again, daddy

[@aboostedcat9436]

0:40 Fool you failed to hit any of my vital organs.

[@davinchan9191]

I think we should have both outplays and failures so it would give it a range of different things to put up there

[@x-helius6414]

For real I expect the 1000 IQ Hecarim Outplay to be in here

[@braskamerhuis5835]

1: You really looked like a happy baby after the eve clip. 2: The Doki Doki music made me sad