Leaves of Snacks | 086

[@user--710]

Ben's baby smokes mids

[@yumyumtree88]

Only the best mids

[@Ooughhh]

How dare you

[@EricT01]

Is it just me, or has Ben's moustache gone from a "Well Howdy Neighbor!" to a "Can I see your license? You don't look like you're from here. Is this your car?"

[@unclestu8249]

MORE LIKE A PEDOPHILE

[@NamesakeNA]

My favorite thing to listen to while I have my daily bout of diarrhea

[@cloudbloom]

Same. Shoutout Crohn's disease

[@thephilandrewscomedy]

This is crazy I just had diarrhea

[@mikesaurus7578]

I pulled a muscle from being too active as a bottom, getting old sucks, but lemon party helps

[@DawnWillDoIt]

I got a muscle 💪 you can pull 😅

[@mattyrat4958]

You need a top who prepares you with patience, kindness and a gentle massage. This will prevent these incidents from occurring in the future. Your sin should be patulous and lax when properly administered to.

[@docwillis1443]

Hang in there brother

[@taylorkoontz2086]

jace having multiple cats is the least surprising thing i've ever heard

[@LeTrioMen]

“LEMMMONNNNNNNN FUCKING PARTTTTYYYYYYYY!!!!!!” - what my parents hear from the attic tuesday mornings

[@lilgriv]

our parents share similar realities

[@livewithmeterandnomeasureb1679]

My mom hears it from my disabled ass on the couch.

[@user-kr6jg6qb7l]

Starting a new wigger phase at 32 after listening to Tha Carter III & D6 in their entirety today. Devan brought them up on this ep and got me all misty eyed about my teenage wigger years

[@talkingtomyselfaboutmovies]

i feel like I've been watching this show for a year just to hear ben and jace sing sixteen tons

[@Unanythang]

Ben definitely hits the lock beeper on his car remote 5 times in a row if a black guy even walks within 15 feet of his car even though it was definitely already locked.

[@isaidpianissimo2475]

11:08. THE understated joke of this ep: "I just have more testosterone."

[@TeflonDarryl]

My favorite wiggers 🫶🏻

[@duwayne9393]

HubsLife is the house slave telling the field slaves how good they got it

[@sjohn-th9ok]

there is nothing more satisfying than watching 🍋party, laughing my 🍑off, eating, shooting insulin, and watching ben slowly join me. tim dillon 4eva!😅

[@docwillis1443]

Blue Bell tastes just like pre civil rights LMFAO

[@ciprianovalentin4877]

Boy, damn that’s good!

[@EWNOREVERSE]

It’s incredible to see how far Ben has come, how far he came from being a good father and not being a fatty mostly.

[@DaJellomanj]

You know it smell crazy in there

[@kyliedanielle27]

Ben’s baby sold me crack yesterday behind the Whole Foods

[@walkerlogan9130]

you guys make my tuesdays at my shit job much better ❤

[@theStef23]

Big facts

[@bsauced]

Every time Ben brings up God I lose an IQ point.

[@telophasemusic]

Let's Get Lemons 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋 🍋

[@bmthornell]

Me and my daughter sing the Bluebell commercial on the way to school in the mornings when it comes on haha

[@ciprianovalentin4877]

Very good!

[@cloudbloom]

"The bones are still hanging from the tree" That's the Bluebell way🙏

[@sanctifymymusic]

How’s it going guys, bumblebee tuna.

[@MiRWIN]

[ in a whispering tone ] “I can see your balls.”

[@paolo11x11]

A flight from New York to London, if operated by an Airbus A350 XWB, would cost nearly $110,000 in fuel, considering the current average price of $6.46 per gallon. The Airbus A350 and its Rolls-Royce Trent XWB engines consume around 38 lb per nautical mile. This equals approximately 17,000 gallons of fuel for a flight between New York Newark (EWR) and London Heathrow (LHR) of just over 3,000 NM. That is approximately 2,400 gallons each hour for a seven-hour flight, and about 0.65 gallons each second. Most of the fuel is stored in the aircraft's wings, for structural integrity and weight balance.

[@mikemike0000]

Blew my high with full on knowledge! Respect! 🫡

[@quadzilla60]

He sailed to French Polynesia I believe, very impressive.

[@adamgardener8624]

Got fired.......thank lemonparty

[@Zzyxzaa]

Always make sure your Bluetooth is on

[@mattyrat4958]

Experimenting with different methods of swelling and inflation of fat men. Hopefully there will be no more messes and need to fumigate the room again. But a lot of this is poor preparation on their part that puts a lot more responsibility on me.

[@DawnWillDoIt]

I’m getting a colonoscopy today. Health not gay reasons. Wish me luck 🍀

[@LPyellowking]

beautifully said matty

[@mattyrat4958]

@@DawnWillDoIt I got one last week for my diverticulitis! Was still upset since they don't use sedative or anesthetic. Good luck! Hope it goes well.

[@gardiner323]

​@mattyrat4958 did they use lube atleast matty?

[@wesleyowentaylor]

No Ceilings is very good

[@michaelbsquire]

One of the funniest first 10 minutes in podcast history fkn amazing hahahaha

[@bunating]

Ben looks like the Nutty Professor now lol.

[@HomesteadFreddy]

Ol' Reporting your own brother's accounts down 'Ben Avery. Keep on keeping on you psychotic soldier

[@cloudbloom]

A cry for help comes in many forms

[@babylonskanky4667]

The boys are back. Very good episode. Very good. ❤

[@willishadams]

This is the first time I've really noticed Ben's voice changing from the weight gain.

[@pfcjewbacca911]

Was eating bluebell right as the bluebell segment was going on haha

[@remake223]

Imagine having a baby that smokes mids

[@christophergerhard9675]

What morning gift

[@jeffkramer5030]

Blue bell bit was probably my favorite ever

[@Andrew.MP4]

I love this podcast

[@mmmpancakesmmm]

Blue bell is in Missouri now and boy howdy. I didn’t think we could get anymore racist!

[@w4ste7and]

can confirm Missouri is the most racist state 100000%

[@grantguillemette813]

Benny henny

[@DawnWillDoIt]

Ben slavery tips his cap 🧢

[@EricT01]

Just saw Kevin Spacey cry on that British guy show. Guys I think he has changed. Maybe it's time to stop with the #Metoo and start with the #WeCool.

[@gleb3841]

I can feel the gravitational pull increasing towards Ben. It could be because he’s so fat or I’m gay. Or both.

[@Jeff-tt7wj]

Gayvity lol

[@EricT01]

​@@Jeff-tt7wj More like gravy-ty

[@Jeff-tt7wj]

@@EricT01 very good

[@funnydonor9484]

Hey Jace. Devan already made a Revenant joke about sleeping in an animal. If you must say it, don’t explain “from the Revenant” .. we already know what Devan said was from the movie without him saying it.

[@gertbeefrobe]

Still the best post modern podcast. Keep the lemons rolling gents.

[@jflanagan9696]

“That other kind of ice cream” is chocolate.

[@Irrationalhumanity]

I bet Ben’s kid calls cigarettes darts

[@Some.Guy.On.Youtube.]

Normalize the norm.

[@EricT01]

I red this in Bill Maher's voice.

[@Some.Guy.On.Youtube.]

@@EricT01 I'll cheers my cold snack to that brother

[@isaidpianissimo2475]

The two best films of the Twenty-Teens decade: "Good Time" and "Under The Skin."

[@jayheinkel]

Ben, thanks for being my best friend! Hi Jace! Hi Devin!

[@billy1496]

You should have one of them "scientists" as a guest on the next pod, boys!!!

[@MelvinGoldsteintv]

It's only a matter of time before Jace throws down his microphone and storms off the show in a huff and inconsolable rage.

[@merfymac]

Devan don’t need to worry about going down over the ocean. LAX to London flies over the Arctic Circle. It’s mostly thousands of miles of bleak lifeless tundra. Don’t wear a giraffe life belt. Wear a parka.

[@slappyjoe631]

I just Googled "Bill Parcells hips".

[@ethanwetzel7]

If your dog is small enough to be taken by an owl you never had a dog anyway

[@anarmyoftigers]

Devan, don’t get a used electric vehicle.

[@GrinderTV]

The drawers though

[@b0bsProductions]

Them being mainly sponsored by autoblow is so fucking funny

[@billy1496]

need more "these people" devan

[@T.I.M.Thirteen]

Ben workout, but only workout your ass. Just do RDLs, squats, hip thrusts, single-leg Bulgarian split-squats, glute kickbacks. Don’t lost weight, just build that ass up more and more.

[@querying1979]

The Honorable Reverend Benjamin Avery

[@mall7202]

now you see me should be called peek-a-boo

[@Resins_]

I have no shame I went back and listened to every podcast to catch up and this is probably the best intriguing podcasts group out there. Super underrated So Freaking Funny. I’m gay thank you for reading

[@LPyellowking]

I love food and being fat, as well.

[@EricT01]

That's your right as an American.

[@pickedknows463]

SAD TO SEE WHAT BEN HAS BECOME

[@WowThereBuddy1]

You are the only people who know anything about movies who don’t like Under The Skin

[@saraseveryn8650]

Imitation crab 😂

[@LiquidExodious]

54:44 Indian Tracker for fast food 😂😂🤣🤣

[@Eazyjaypee]

the green and purple heinz was for shrek not grinch jayce

[@jamsesh4686]

Had to escape my parents cellar just to listen to this

[@billy1496]

i need a yt episode wiith devan pretending to be that financial manager dude from tiktok and asking ben what his expenses break down to on a avg monthly basis

[@billy1496]

Devan you really dont fly over the ocean. You go up through NE canada until you hit greenland, and hit UK coming south from the direction of iceland. its covered by land pretty much

[@floorijzerman]

lemonparty: the last battle

[@TaylorLancaster-t1z]

Ben lives in the comments.

[@MochaZetto]

Sharing all your cosmological / astronomical knowledge - Watch out, Black Holes are everywhere ❤

[@kyle2beats]

Big back ben

[@NickgamesTPG]

Ben back at it again with the pre civil rights reminiscing

[@brettvellturo11]

Finally Ben is wearing pants, must be raining today

[@conrad792]

He stopped his soyjack face, and now he is covering those glorious cellulite thighs. My day is ruined!

[@__-bz7wh]

Wow I love Blue Bell now

[@theStef23]

I live in the north so no Blue Bell for me 😂

[@querying1979]

Meteors burn in the atmosphere caused by the heat of air friction

[@treeland5162]

1:17:57 is monumental and important

[@swagman8990]

9:00 Jack in the Box poppers are fire tho

[@__-bz7wh]

I came from Sam Hyde's twitter

[@jbran3]

Incredible moment. 1:11:22

[@Jeff-tt7wj]

Epic bacon FTW

[@Seven_of_sixes]

Ben have you read poetry in the sestina form? It’s fucking amazing, its repetitive structure creates like a linguistic crystal in your mind.

[@EricT01]

Nerd!

[@jessrussovlogs]

Let The Beat Build by Emily Dickenson

[@user-ih7hc9ey6k]

Miles Teller probably listens to the cast

[@capsjukebox]

Just here to give Ben a different eating disorder by mentioning his womanly hips

[@gordonsmith5780]

Lifelong Texan... Bluebell is mid. So is Whataburger. Braum's is better in both.

[@EricT01]

I only eat Mexican, and I'm from Idaho.

[@aaronb5161]

Sad to see that Ben has to drive a heavily used mini van now and had his new fancy nissan aria he was bragging about repossesed

[@MrSwaggtastic]

I want the soy face back!

[@reverendfink779]

Jace- I was in a similar jam with twitter- in my appeal that finally worked I said that I had "been hacked by the woke mob."

[@drewkline96]

Anthony Goonia and his minions

[@OHPancrat]

Ben has a fat suit on?

[@B-RaDD]

Algo

[@YoJohnnyO]

Hell yeah

[@jameshattawayart4451]

Big Up Jupiter 🫡

[@GlassofAIDS]

Shout outs Devan recording non-stop so we don't have to threaten him while he's overseas.

[@cbasbwoyETP]

Devin knows..