The Dan LeBatard Show with Stugotz | FULL SHOW | Monday | 08/08/22

[@MrAmillz88]

why is mike dressed like a substitute teacher in 2006?

[@shanekeg]

Cuz he is a fawkin 🤡

[@prv2182]

Why is this guy on air. Dead weight. No talent

[@Reese13]

Everybody can't be called the damn G.O.A.T. every time they tie their shoes correctly. That G.O.A T. shit has lost its meaning. That being said Jordan the 🐐. How bout that?🥇

[@danielwest9955]

Likely topics in today's comments section: - "What took it so long to upload??" - Complaints about how long it took to upload. - Complaints about Jessica breathing, speaking, eating, being on her phone, or telling a lame joke. - Comments about how Mike Ryan should go back on vacation - Something about how pretentious Witty is. - Excellent references to inside jokes in today's show, or at-large. - One or two positive comments supporting the show.

[@walterdudedonny]

Daniel, where are the time stamps for these observations? And 1 more thing...Art Briles!

[@shanekeg]

I support the 🤡 mike comment

[@mfcoats00]

The perfect format yet again, what a great show you all put together today 🥰

[@davidstumpf9298]

It can’t be perfect without billy Gil

[@ivywoodxrecords]

Agreed Show has been quality recently

[@kenrawlins1118]

@@davidstumpf9298 eee

[@cw2112]

Jessica's goat conversation is so outrageous I want to throw my phone

[@deadprecedents1]

To be fair, EVERY take of Jessica's is kinda outrageous

[@NeverDauntedRadioNetwork]

Boselli is as happy to finally be on the show as he is to have the jacket.

[@nasMFkhan]

Thx for the longer attack on the weekend observation beeps. 💚 Great show. Welcome back Hall of Famer Stugotz

[@Daleutz]

Jess is surrounded by radio talent and takes zero cues or notes from any of them.

[@TheBluePhenom]

Also, can't wait to hear Scoops Cote reveal how he got the Tua wedding news tomorrow 🤣🤣

[@JustMeELC]

Mike is wrong & being a real dick to Stu ugh. Jealous? Even if he felt that way the way it was said was deliberate to try & make him feel bad about something he really enjoyed & couldn't change if he wanted to smh

[@djlombano]

lol at cocaine mike judging the shit out of psychedelics

[@HarryMollyNut]

Jessica creates such an awkward environment in the studio. It's not what she says it's how she says it. She's overly defensive. She struggles to take a joke. She's awkwardly argumentative. She doesn't bring much to the show.

[@Daleutz]

There’s a way for her to thrive on the show but she stopped going for that a couple months into her tenure. Every time she talks I cringe

[@JDub0623]

💯🎯.. I enjoy absolutely none whatsoever of her content or commentary.

[@JoshMartin33]

Nailed it. She does not fit in nor will she ever. I’ve skipped over just about everything she said for the last 3 months and let me tell you, the results have been tremendous and I can enjoy the show cringe/hate free again. She lost me completely when she was giving witty/the show shit for saying Zion needs to lose weight🥴 #goodriddance

[@lepkebuchalter902]

I'm with Stugotz going to the cashier only line. I'm an old person in the line.

[@13orangeroo]

mike knows more about everything than anybody else. why does he have to talk so much?

[@davidellis5141]

Whenever possible , I go to a cashier at the market ! 😆

[@yoadryanOK]

Here cause the show wouldn't play on Spotify . I see you Mike bumping up those KZbin numbers.

[@shanekeg]

Mike ruins the numbers. Take him off and numbers would skyrocket

[@thisguy8106]

Does spotty play the video??

[@yoadryanOK]

@@thisguy8106 No.

[@bradnewsbear]

There's group of people at my workplace that are notorious for doing nothing. They're the group you see walking around the hallway (not working) no matter what time it is, no matter the day of the week. I'm fairly certain that at least 50% of their day is just farting around, when they aren't making obnoxiously large posters for...a cornhole tournament...*sigh*

[@iffyy..]

Fidel Castro - GOAT

[@kylesmith7113]

Le Batard Crew goes DMT!? I was born for this discussion. Stu - I wouldn’t describe a substantive dose of DMT as ever feeling “good” in the way you’d associate a feeling of euphoria with mushrooms or LSD. No giggles stage, no mellow come up, and it’s not so much that there’s “no body high”, moreso that you disassociate from your body entirely. When tripping on LSD or mushrooms (non-heroic doses) you’re generally manipulating some recognizable version of reality. You stare at a tiled bathroom floor, you know each tile to be a perfect 90 degree angle and each line to be perfectly straight, but the more you focus the more those ridgid lines appear to be vibrating/pulsing/breathing/bending etc. DMT transports you outside of any recognizable reality. The high hits you so fast and so hard that you don’t really have time to process anything as it unfolds before you, it’s usually only in retrospect that any of your experiences become clear. If i could recall feeling anything at all during lift-off, it was sheer fright with but a tinge of curiosity. Though there comes a time - after all of your surroundings, your body, your concept of space and time all melt away - the anxiety and fear of the unknown reaches an absolute peak, you finally give in to the trip; and that moment of zen is unlike anything I’ve ever felt and so near unexplainable, except that i felt totally consumed with peace. Tranquil doesn’t even define it, it’s as if nothing but peace and warmth ever existed. All the while I’m lost in a kaleidoscope-like trance of geometric shapes and colors - none of which I could make a lick of sense of, but the experience as a whole more transportive and immersive than any film could dream to be. Then slowly but surely the colors begin to dull, the shapes begin to dissipate, feeling returns to your lowest extremities, your sense of self re-emerges; And you check your lap in a half-panic after a cold damp sensation manifests near your midsection and the first actual thought that crosses your mind upon returning to reality is: Oh no, did I piss myself!? Luckily, you didn’t. (This time.)

[@millhousemillard2140]

Jesus just do drugs and enjoy them lol drop some shit and hang with your friends and feel the experience. Rogan has turned all people who trip into scientist and psychologists. Just do the Damn drugs kids....if you want to do drugs

[@macdaddy2344]

yawn yawn play with hair eat some yawn again play with hair some more so cringe and tired she is to the back row she should go

[@greyez7]

Voyager got Mike too???😭😭😭

[@SmettyGottaGo164]

FireSmetty Chuck Notblocked

[@TheKatieLea]

"Someone else experimenting with drugs doesn't mean much to Me" .... mike's narcissism on full display lol

[@LaCheeserie]

Castro’s ancestry probably far more European than Cubans want to admit. Franco has Portuguese in his dna. I say white hispanic close enough.

[@keysersoze6506]

Mike schurr has blinked more times in his segment than I have within a week

[@keysersoze6506]

Lizzo performances being in your timeline says your timeline is trash

[@millhousemillard2140]

Boselli should have been 1st ballot. He was the top tackle in the league and was known by people like my buddies that are the causal fans as just a bad dude. Not many lineman are household names to the masses but he was. He is one of the 🐐. It's ridiculous he had to wait

[@TheBluePhenom]

Bummed it wasn't live, but glad it's here now

[@bcg5175]

ew mike started his super follower to get his crypto $ back sad

[@ki11switch]

Them short clips are really doing numbers, eh? 😆

[@YourFavMusician]

I work in logistics so I cannot work from home and I don’t want to. Dan is kind of right in the aspect of you will in theory be “lazier” working from home and not having to travel.

[@robdiqulous]

Lol you can think that all you want but plenty of studies showing people are actually more productive.

[@yaboythealien]

GOATED my boy 👽🍻

[@oneurbane]

Quote of '22..."She's no Anita Baker."

[@skyser7323]

Top Gun was great & Scientology is very supportive

[@aeugenegray]

The man delivered on the promised content. Montana is on the house!

[@ANTIFASCIST.ALLSTAR]

Dannnnnnnnnnnn, the Cincinnati Zoo is looking to name a newborn baby Hippo! What's cooler then a Hippo named Dan Lebatard? 2 Hippos named Dan Lebatard!

[@ANTIFASCIST.ALLSTAR]

I've submitted names and Y'all are gonna get a hippo name, maybe Smetty, lol.

[@JoshMartin33]

Every time Jess moves for her mic button my hand moves for the 10 sec skip #sorrynotsorry

[@JDub0623]

💯🎯

[@michaelandrews6446]

[Fast Forward to @2:20:30 mark] Daaaaaan: "I want you guys to explore with me, a story that I've been waiting to make an appearance ...the late Jack Palentz did you know played Castro one time in a movie?" Stugotz (half listening): "...The GOAT!... Palentz is the GOAT.." 😂😂😂 Can't stop laughing at the timing....the GOAT of one liners, how loud are your headphones 📢

[@westonzimmerman3801]

It's not a tuck, it's a sleeper hold.

[@Bdonsango]

Witty don’t come running back when the Dolphins and Tua are killin it

[@ATS21198421]

For real you can't be a part time fan of your own team! I'm a Steelers fan 24/7 whether are QB's were Bradshaw & Ben or Tommy Maddox & Neil O'Donnell! You don't get to pick & choose! 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️

[@Bdonsango]

@@ATS21198421 I wish there was an actual knowledgable fan of the Dolphins on this show, both Chris’ sound like pretty casual fans

[@bcg5175]

the work from home segment, 2 americas, where’s roy, the privilege is repulsive, microcosm of show, y’all took a great thing & ruined it bc y’all envied sterns schedule

[@RipCityChief]

Ayuhasca is not to be compared to the vaccine lol and it’s showing your ignorance into the plant medicine world Mike. I get you’ve become more critical of Aaron (honestly so have I since his vaccine stance/lies), but this is non-analogous

[@BHunter1088]

I can see why Chris Cote got fired

[@kjsmoov7]

Sue Bird might not even be top 10

[@shanekeg]

That was the worst Lou Holtz impression ever. Mike, go watch Ty do it right on actual #1 sports podcast The Pat McAfee Show!!

[@michaelbirch5270]

funny how Mike was super-hesitant to do the Finebaum because he feared his hair wouldn't grow back, to the point he was openly begging Stugotz and the audience to let him out of the bet... but now he rarely wears a hat anymore.

[@thisso5644]

One day, I too, will be in the room

[@warrenknox9688]

thank u for the full show

[@tubby6339]

Roadhouse is a masterpiece. Never saw point break 2 but I'll give Roadhouse a shot

[@professorsrdesai]

I like when you all split the hours.

[@luisicky3366]

you sons of b*****s killed it today, keep it up👍🏾🔥

[@_J_Mac]

I have a child! -Luis

[@keysersoze6506]

Dan either u want QBs to stop throwing 6 yard passes all the time or u want them to take chances. Pick a side

[@isiah675]

these are never live any time I take the week off. I'm cursed =/

[@ryanreid7695]

We need some “ where in the world is Mike Schur” imaging

[@mca217]

Don't ever forget that Stu Gotz was in the room.

[@PRBoricua23]

Dan Campbell would be a great quote on DMT.

[@bcg5175]

the black widow good shout mike nice pull

[@jamilp2869]

give this man an Isotoner deal

[@bcg5175]

& since when has that piece of land become more valuable than ny & cali

[@bcg5175]

dans not serious when he says we won’t be able to eat chicken because labor shortage, 2 americas damn dano what happened to you come back to us

[@thisso5644]

That was a fun interview

[@RavishingRob]

This show is the GOAT

[@cfern47]

Fancy Lad is the reason I support Tua, he receives such a flood of unfair criticism from him that I can't help but root for him. Whittingham pretends to know what Tua is, when there is no way anyone can honestly judge whether or not he is any good and Chris will not be allowed on the Tua Train once it is out of the station. He is banned. How about that?

[@robertzwack8412]

What's with the quality

[@ki11switch]

360p 😂

[@macdaddy2344]

you are surprised ?

[@randyjam305]

Lol jess has zero reference point of "wage theft is a wayyyy bigger problem than time theft of employees" Trash take from someone with zero experience in management

[@SmettyGottaGo164]

Also someone who earns 6 figures and only works like 7 days a month😆

[@dust_eye]

Posted at 4pm Eastern? Step it up lads.

[@royalloway5766]

You don’t like it go somewhere else

[@macdaddy2344]

need some whine for your cheese

[@LeBatardShow]

We can't make KZbin process any faster 🤷

[@Panhead49EL]

@@LeBatardShow And that's a good reason to upload the parts separately. Start the Lour upload when your recording Suey, etc. No hate. Maybe collab with a tech KZbinr that has experience with multi-camera livestreams.

[@lucasg961]

@@royalloway5766 “love it or leave it”

[@peterlevantesr.2774]

This show is so fucking hard to follow. Sometime live sometimes no.

[@danj4842]

2 GD Years and 50million and you can't put a podcast out on time. Fire Luis. Tony can stay, only cuz I don't want Stu to cry.

[@royalloway5766]

You don’t like it go away forever

[@lucasg961]

@@royalloway5766 sounds a lot like “love it or leave it”

[@EGNIGHTMARE10]

Top 5 who I would want to trip with: OLI- Greg 5.Dan 4.Chris Cote 3.Jessica 2.Stugotz 1.Mike

[@slappydoodle]

Whoa bro 5. Tony 4. Chris cote 3. Greg cote 2. Billy gil 1. Stugotz OLI mike or Luis. Definitely not the utter buzzkill known as Jessica smetana that would b the worst trip ever as she sat there playing with her hair or not putting on a sweater properly

[@RaoulDuke50]

Mike's Aaron Rodgers Aldous Snow comparison may be one of the MOST accurate things I've ever heard.

[@jonsmith7137]

Get you someone as beautiful as Jess...that looks at you like 59:17

[@richswitch2217]

She's disgusting

[@boldmovecotton4303]

Your show is worse when you all zoom in. Stop complaining. go to work please.

[@melvinwhite]

Nice lettuce on Mike Schur

[@dalecono]

The more i listen to jessica the more i want The Purge to be a law...for whatever reason