According to IMDb, Gordon Currie is Canadian, his first roommate was Brad Pitt, and he was at one point a professional Ronald McDonald. Add playing the Antichrist and the ridiculous accent he put on in the Left Behind films and you have a man whose life is a game of Mad Libs.
@troyschulz2318 Жыл бұрын
Gordon Currie (willingly or otherwise) do promo IN-CHARACTER puts him on the Nice List.
@SeanDDaily7 жыл бұрын
So the most evil person in the world tossed a black man out a window and _didn't_ say, "UNLIMITED POWER"?
@redjirachi1 Жыл бұрын
Now there as an Anti-Christ that worked
@BloodrealmX7 жыл бұрын
Another comment pointed out the "Nicolae poisoned the bibles" line, and now I'm imagining Gordon Currie shooting blowgun darts at books.
@ShanteYouStay6 жыл бұрын
Your best line was Carpathia turning around and saying "Helloooo! Me and my accent are baaaack!" (11:55) That shit was hilarious! It makes me think of the little toady guy from The Mummy (the Brandon Fraiser one).
@MyRYNOrunsHot9 жыл бұрын
"Nikoli poisoned the bibles" is my new favourite stupid line. In or out of context it's hilarious.
@zestamaster9 жыл бұрын
thats... thats not a bently. thats a Lincoln town car limousine. which is a Ford, by extention, as Ford owns Lincoln.
@jessaminehaak82533 жыл бұрын
Nicolae really is the best character in these horrible things
@talkinghoorse69369 жыл бұрын
"Women don't heal as quickly as men do" As I quote another great female internet reviewer "just awful."
@Drgyen5007 жыл бұрын
"Trojan Bibles". Now THAT is a new amusing term I heard in ages.
@PapaKennMedia9 жыл бұрын
I've only seen the first Left Behind film... as a kid... because the church I grew up in really really REALLY wanted us to see it. I look forward to experiencing the 2nd movie (and any others that might exist) through your reviews! Loved this one, Diamanda! :)
@Webshooters19 жыл бұрын
+PapaKennMedia She's actually done all three and it's awesome. Looking forward to seeing "Left Behind IV: Totally Abandoning The Books" xD
@Webshooters19 жыл бұрын
+PapaKennMedia Sorry for the second response but also remember reading the books as well up to Glorious Appearing though now that I've learned alot more and shed my bilefs I've recognized that the books...Were not very good for the simple reason that the good guys cannot win but cannot truly lose and the antichrist is destined to lose so there's really no drama or conflict and the characters were just flat and uninteresting. At least "The Omega Code 2" was funny.
@quinnzykir5 жыл бұрын
5:09 he did everything for love. But in the end. He wouldn’t do that
@bobbyshaddoe30044 жыл бұрын
I love your reviews of Christian spoliation. Your work on the Apocalypse films and the Left Behind films is truly.... Heavenly. I especially love the logic as to why Left Behind three is also the fifth Apocalypse film.
@thepanpiper77154 жыл бұрын
Gordon Currie really looks like he should have had a bit part on Supernatural.
@hew2356 Жыл бұрын
He would have done so well on that series. The man can play a great villain.
@troyschulz2318 Жыл бұрын
Considering how long that show was on the air and how basically every other Canadian actor (including several others from this film) was on that show, I'm kinda shocked he never was.@@hew2356
@Eunacis8 жыл бұрын
Well (adjusts glasses) actually... I one of the Gospels, Jesus explicitly stated that there won't be any marriage in "the Resurrection" (read: afterlife)
@OrganizedChaos11175 жыл бұрын
17:45 Wait, isn't that the evil lawyer lady who did the whole "rowing your boat" speech from Apocalypse 4: Judgement?
@charlieclark95525 жыл бұрын
Yes
@troyschulz2318 Жыл бұрын
Yup. The producers still had her number I guess 🤷♂
@Alucard-A-La-Carte4 жыл бұрын
Perhaps those non-Christian militia members are from all those "good militia groups" that Far Cry 5 tried to convince me exist (apolitically, of course). And I'm HONESTLY shocked President Nobama isn't in on all this Carpathia stuff with how he's generally looked upon by this group. Also: "comfort you with my body" is somehow FAR MORE NAUSEATING than the "burn your forearm to the bone in penance" that Diamanda inflicted on a minion last review.
@macdeus26014 жыл бұрын
The books are from the late 90's/early 2000's, and this one came out in 2005. Evangelical extremists didn't give a shit about Obama until he became president 3 years later.
@Rossweise2 жыл бұрын
How sad it is that i they had made this movie today, the only thing they would have changed would probably be removing the references to vaccines in the positive...
@troyschulz2318 Жыл бұрын
17:18 I'm starting to think the LaLondes have A Type™.
@CynicalBastard478 жыл бұрын
How the hell have i missed this one for so long? I was "Waiting" for the Apocalypse 5-- er, Left Behind 3 review for a while, and somehow didn't spot that it was out. Damn you Snob for distracting me!
@DiamandaHagan8 жыл бұрын
How? Practice and diligence :)
@bjam898 жыл бұрын
my current headcanon is that priest is Bertram the Albaster from lost girl and he is really well fed in this world
@leekalba7 жыл бұрын
A perspex rod? Shit, he's going to open the wicket gate and free the Cricketers and their robots!
@MsDjessa8 жыл бұрын
Hey that very good point you once made about cars crashing into others after their drivers have been raptured. Louis Theroux pointed out the same thing to someone who believed in rapture. He seemed to be okay with it. : /
@1andonlyzara4 жыл бұрын
“Ford ... Ford ... Ford ... Bentley ...” ... That’s a Lincoln.
@generalcrow7 жыл бұрын
Chrysler! The god of cars is angry!
@muticere6 жыл бұрын
You seriously have the best title cards, top notch.
18:44 Another analogy might be "An ISIS beheadding squad made up of people who don't believe in Allah"
@bjam897 жыл бұрын
New pastor actor was in lost girl playing a anti incabus, my headcanon is this is somehow tied to kirk
@Casandraelf8 жыл бұрын
i would love to hear about a buck angel parody of left behind
@ShojoBakunyu6 жыл бұрын
This is fucking insane.
@quinnzykir5 жыл бұрын
6:47 the Colonel secret 11 herbs and spices. And Coca Cola
@Ruby_Rider9 жыл бұрын
Dear Hagan I love you Sincerely a fan Ps how do you make money while being so small a channel
@DiamandaHagan9 жыл бұрын
+kyle johnson By missing Blip :( (when it was good anyway).
@Ruby_Rider9 жыл бұрын
+DiamandaHagan what do you do for a living
@PosthumanHeresy8 жыл бұрын
She rules a nation. Haven't you been paying attention?
@troyschulz2318 Жыл бұрын
Extremely funny how Louis Gossett is pretty clearly half-assing this role, and he's still acting heads and shoulders above the rest of the cast.
@Shades149 жыл бұрын
Seriously? Wine was the cure? That's so stupid! You know what, I think I know why it was wine that was the cure. Because the writers were drunk off their asses when they wrote this! By the way, have you or do you plan on tackling those hilariously bad Apocalypse movies?
@DiamandaHagan9 жыл бұрын
+The Shady Reviewer I have! And their right here on KZbin (kzbin.info/www/bejne/eXfVXndjnrx4qsk)
@Shades149 жыл бұрын
DiamandaHagan Yay!
@Webshooters19 жыл бұрын
+DiamandaHagan I loved those videos! I managed to save them before Blip sadly closed it's doors :( Hey, do you plan to do anymore crossovers with The Storyteller? Your "Omega Code 2" was great and you two seemed to play off each other rather well.
@Aevilbeast7 жыл бұрын
That link doesn't seem to work...Is there any other way to watch those reviews or are they gone forever...? I just started watching your channel and I'd fall into deep depression knowing that I'd miss out on some of your epic reviews!!
@evilbob8406 жыл бұрын
If you haven't found them yet, try this: kzbin.info/www/bejne/sKCto6qLn9-nmK8
@RichardWatt6 жыл бұрын
Mistress, isn't rabies one case where the vaccine is the treatment for the disease? The last article I read about it advised not to get vaccinated for rabies unless you're travelling to a risk area that doesn't have easy access to medical treatment.
@joshuabengston97468 жыл бұрын
So, is Rapturepalooza up for review at all?
@DiamandaHagan8 жыл бұрын
Its not currently on my list but Id be happy to do it if a Patron requested.
@FrankLightheart9 жыл бұрын
THIS is a president that gets shit done! I wanna see a movie just about HIM! A movie where the president of the United States goes undercover to take down a powerful drug cartel by getting into dramatic shootouts, thrilling car chases, wrestling for the controls of a helicopter while it's in the air, and seducing the drug lord's sexy daughter in a steamy love scene! I want to see the president walk away slowly as a building blows up behind him! I want blood and one-liners, and a setup for sequel that ends up breaking the continuity of the story! This needs to happen!
@sugarfrosted20059 жыл бұрын
So let me get this straight, it's a Christian movie and they used made up wedding vows? okay...
@MrPoke5 жыл бұрын
The only good parts of this movie are the parts with Gordon and Lou Gossett
@quinnzykir5 жыл бұрын
28:21 wait. Couldn’t you just get the Bible online. Or in audiobook form? Surely there would still be a bunch of wonder bibbles around
@Skreezilla3 жыл бұрын
it would be a Cadillac not a Bentley......... (twitch)
@thebatmanover90009 жыл бұрын
the first one was my favorite one tho they are all illogical shit.
@ShojoBakunyu6 жыл бұрын
3 months... The amount that Christianity considers "Quickening" or "ensoulment"... Rriiggghhhtttt...
@docthemetalfreak7 жыл бұрын
a lot of violence in a Christian movie
@firstelvys8 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, Diamanda! You are brave taking a hit in the yarballs for us! What a shit movie this is!!
@StukovM1g8 жыл бұрын
Why did I watch this? This movie is like a train wreck. But your review is awesome.
@raymondleggs55089 жыл бұрын
Well it appears to be filmed better than the first two, still not interested. i don't care much for the soft focus look that old and semi old low budget movies had, its supposed to make the movie look more expensive, but it doesn't really do that. actually it makes it look like it was shot on tape.
@ErichoTTA8 жыл бұрын
Vote against Trump.
@matthewfoss46007 жыл бұрын
Its a lincoln XD
@Speleomimus8 жыл бұрын
Still better than Left Behind: Ghosts
@lexalina1328 жыл бұрын
I saw better special affects in Axis Powers Hetalia...
@Jnensrevenge11 ай бұрын
Wait, the Christian militia heroes are PRO-vaccine?! How times have changed! I checked the books on Audible during the pandemic. The series is crazy AND boring at the same time. Later books are also crazy padded so I have no idea how they would have adapted them.
@fzysknr5 жыл бұрын
Aww, how did you make a joke about how the one Christian guy looks like Meat Loaf, specifically say the word "heaven", and *not* make any reference to "Heaven Can Wait"?! (My headcanon: a Minion lost the shipment of Jim Steinman lyrics that was being sent to Haganistan.)
@hunterreese87168 жыл бұрын
You obviously havnt read the Bible
@butchdeadlift107 жыл бұрын
So, If I donate $50 to patreon, do I get to pick a review per $50 or is it just the rate for a subscription? Because It would cost me $500 to have you go through all of Ralph Bakshi's films if the former (which I consider the best case scenario). IF the later.........then let me get a few lottery tickets in order.
@DiamandaHagan7 жыл бұрын
A $50 will get you a request, then you can stay a Patron for as long as you like. Obviously, Id prefer it if you stayed on as a Patron (the vast majority of my income comes from it) but if you can only do one I'll still do the review.