Left Behind 3: World at War review

[@BloodrealmX]

According to IMDb, Gordon Currie is Canadian, his first roommate was Brad Pitt, and he was at one point a professional Ronald McDonald. Add playing the Antichrist and the ridiculous accent he put on in the Left Behind films and you have a man whose life is a game of Mad Libs.

[@troyschulz2318]

Gordon Currie (willingly or otherwise) do promo IN-CHARACTER puts him on the Nice List.

[@SeanDDaily]

So the most evil person in the world tossed a black man out a window and _didn't_ say, "UNLIMITED POWER"?

[@redjirachi1]

Now there as an Anti-Christ that worked

[@MyRYNOrunsHot]

"Nikoli poisoned the bibles" is my new favourite stupid line. In or out of context it's hilarious.

[@zestamaster]

thats... thats not a bently. thats a Lincoln town car limousine. which is a Ford, by extention, as Ford owns Lincoln.

[@BloodrealmX]

Another comment pointed out the "Nicolae poisoned the bibles" line, and now I'm imagining Gordon Currie shooting blowgun darts at books.

[@ShanteYouStay]

Your best line was Carpathia turning around and saying "Helloooo! Me and my accent are baaaack!" (11:55) That shit was hilarious! It makes me think of the little toady guy from The Mummy (the Brandon Fraiser one).

[@Drgyen500]

"Trojan Bibles". Now THAT is a new amusing term I heard in ages.

[@talkinghoorse6936]

"Women don't heal as quickly as men do" As I quote another great female internet reviewer "just awful."

[@jessaminehaak8253]

Nicolae really is the best character in these horrible things

[@Eunacis]

Well (adjusts glasses) actually... I one of the Gospels, Jesus explicitly stated that there won't be any marriage in "the Resurrection" (read: afterlife)

[@quinnzykir]

5:09 he did everything for love. But in the end. He wouldn’t do that

[@bobbyshaddoe3004]

I love your reviews of Christian spoliation. Your work on the Apocalypse films and the Left Behind films is truly.... Heavenly. I especially love the logic as to why Left Behind three is also the fifth Apocalypse film.

[@thepanpiper7715]

Gordon Currie really looks like he should have had a bit part on Supernatural.

[@hew2356]

He would have done so well on that series. The man can play a great villain.

[@troyschulz2318]

Considering how long that show was on the air and how basically every other Canadian actor (including several others from this film) was on that show, I'm kinda shocked he never was.@@hew2356

[@leekalba]

A perspex rod? Shit, he's going to open the wicket gate and free the Cricketers and their robots!

[@PapaKennMedia]

I've only seen the first Left Behind film... as a kid... because the church I grew up in really really REALLY wanted us to see it. I look forward to experiencing the 2nd movie (and any others that might exist) through your reviews! Loved this one, Diamanda! :)

[@Webshooters1]

+PapaKennMedia She's actually done all three and it's awesome. Looking forward to seeing "Left Behind IV: Totally Abandoning The Books" xD

[@Webshooters1]

+PapaKennMedia Sorry for the second response but also remember reading the books as well up to Glorious Appearing though now that I've learned alot more and shed my bilefs I've recognized that the books...Were not very good for the simple reason that the good guys cannot win but cannot truly lose and the antichrist is destined to lose so there's really no drama or conflict and the characters were just flat and uninteresting. At least "The Omega Code 2" was funny.

[@Yukinoomoni]

"Ford. Ford. Ford. COMBO BREAK!!! Ford." "Beeeenttleeeeeey!"

[@CynicalBastard47]

How the hell have i missed this one for so long? I was "Waiting" for the Apocalypse 5-- er, Left Behind 3 review for a while, and somehow didn't spot that it was out. Damn you Snob for distracting me!

[@DiamandaHagan]

How? Practice and diligence :)

[@1andonlyzara]

“Ford ... Ford ... Ford ... Bentley ...” ... That’s a Lincoln.

[@generalcrow]

Chrysler! The god of cars is angry!

[@MsDjessa]

Hey that very good point you once made about cars crashing into others after their drivers have been raptured. Louis Theroux pointed out the same thing to someone who believed in rapture. He seemed to be okay with it. : /

[@Rossweise]

How sad it is that i they had made this movie today, the only thing they would have changed would probably be removing the references to vaccines in the positive...

[@bjam89]

my current headcanon is that priest is Bertram the Albaster from lost girl and he is really well fed in this world

[@troyschulz2318]

17:18 I'm starting to think the LaLondes have A Type™.

[@Alucard-A-La-Carte]

Perhaps those non-Christian militia members are from all those "good militia groups" that Far Cry 5 tried to convince me exist (apolitically, of course). And I'm HONESTLY shocked President Nobama isn't in on all this Carpathia stuff with how he's generally looked upon by this group. Also: "comfort you with my body" is somehow FAR MORE NAUSEATING than the "burn your forearm to the bone in penance" that Diamanda inflicted on a minion last review.

[@macdeus2601]

The books are from the late 90's/early 2000's, and this one came out in 2005. Evangelical extremists didn't give a shit about Obama until he became president 3 years later.

[@Ruby_Rider]

Dear Hagan I love you Sincerely a fan Ps how do you make money while being so small a channel

[@DiamandaHagan]

+kyle johnson By missing Blip :( (when it was good anyway).

[@Ruby_Rider]

+DiamandaHagan what do you do for a living

[@PosthumanHeresy]

She rules a nation. Haven't you been paying attention?

[@muticere]

You seriously have the best title cards, top notch.

[@RichardWatt]

Mistress, isn't rabies one case where the vaccine is the treatment for the disease? The last article I read about it advised not to get vaccinated for rabies unless you're travelling to a risk area that doesn't have easy access to medical treatment.

[@ShojoBakunyu]

This is fucking insane.

[@troyschulz2318]

Extremely funny how Louis Gossett is pretty clearly half-assing this role, and he's still acting heads and shoulders above the rest of the cast.

[@quinnzykir]

6:47 the Colonel secret 11 herbs and spices. And Coca Cola

[@OrganizedChaos1117]

17:45 Wait, isn't that the evil lawyer lady who did the whole "rowing your boat" speech from Apocalypse 4: Judgement?

[@charlieclark9552]

Yes

[@troyschulz2318]

Yup. The producers still had her number I guess 🤷‍♂

[@Tbm998]

18:44 Another analogy might be "An ISIS beheadding squad made up of people who don't believe in Allah"

[@Casandraelf]

i would love to hear about a buck angel parody of left behind

[@joshuabengston9746]

So, is Rapturepalooza up for review at all?

[@DiamandaHagan]

Its not currently on my list but Id be happy to do it if a Patron requested.

[@bjam89]

New pastor actor was in lost girl playing a anti incabus, my headcanon is this is somehow tied to kirk

[@MrPoke]

The only good parts of this movie are the parts with Gordon and Lou Gossett

[@thebatmanover9000]

the first one was my favorite one tho they are all illogical shit.

[@ShojoBakunyu]

3 months... The amount that Christianity considers "Quickening" or "ensoulment"... Rriiggghhhtttt...

[@FrankLightheart]

THIS is a president that gets shit done! I wanna see a movie just about HIM! A movie where the president of the United States goes undercover to take down a powerful drug cartel by getting into dramatic shootouts, thrilling car chases, wrestling for the controls of a helicopter while it's in the air, and seducing the drug lord's sexy daughter in a steamy love scene! I want to see the president walk away slowly as a building blows up behind him! I want blood and one-liners, and a setup for sequel that ends up breaking the continuity of the story! This needs to happen!

[@sugarfrosted2005]

So let me get this straight, it's a Christian movie and they used made up wedding vows? okay...

[@Shades14]

Seriously? Wine was the cure? That's so stupid! You know what, I think I know why it was wine that was the cure. Because the writers were drunk off their asses when they wrote this! By the way, have you or do you plan on tackling those hilariously bad Apocalypse movies?

[@DiamandaHagan]

+The Shady Reviewer I have! And their right here on KZbin (kzbin.info/www/bejne/eXfVXndjnrx4qsk)

[@Shades14]

DiamandaHagan Yay!

[@Webshooters1]

+DiamandaHagan I loved those videos! I managed to save them before Blip sadly closed it's doors :( Hey, do you plan to do anymore crossovers with The Storyteller? Your "Omega Code 2" was great and you two seemed to play off each other rather well.

[@Aevilbeast]

That link doesn't seem to work...Is there any other way to watch those reviews or are they gone forever...? I just started watching your channel and I'd fall into deep depression knowing that I'd miss out on some of your epic reviews!!

[@evilbob840]

If you haven't found them yet, try this: kzbin.info/www/bejne/sKCto6qLn9-nmK8

[@Skreezilla]

it would be a Cadillac not a Bentley......... (twitch)

[@raymondleggs5508]

Well it appears to be filmed better than the first two, still not interested. i don't care much for the soft focus look that old and semi old low budget movies had, its supposed to make the movie look more expensive, but it doesn't really do that. actually it makes it look like it was shot on tape.

[@docthemetalfreak]

a lot of violence in a Christian movie

[@StukovM1g]

Why did I watch this? This movie is like a train wreck. But your review is awesome.

[@Speleomimus]

Still better than Left Behind: Ghosts

[@quinnzykir]

28:21 wait. Couldn’t you just get the Bible online. Or in audiobook form? Surely there would still be a bunch of wonder bibbles around

[@firstelvys]

Holy shit, Diamanda! You are brave taking a hit in the yarballs for us! What a shit movie this is!!

[@matthewfoss4600]

Its a lincoln XD

[@lexalina132]

I saw better special affects in Axis Powers Hetalia...

[@Jnensrevenge]

Wait, the Christian militia heroes are PRO-vaccine?! How times have changed! I checked the books on Audible during the pandemic. The series is crazy AND boring at the same time. Later books are also crazy padded so I have no idea how they would have adapted them.

[@fzysknr]

Aww, how did you make a joke about how the one Christian guy looks like Meat Loaf, specifically say the word "heaven", and *not* make any reference to "Heaven Can Wait"?! (My headcanon: a Minion lost the shipment of Jim Steinman lyrics that was being sent to Haganistan.)

[@ErichoTTA]

Vote against Trump.

[@hunterreese8716]

You obviously havnt read the Bible

[@butchdeadlift10]

So, If I donate $50 to patreon, do I get to pick a review per $50 or is it just the rate for a subscription? Because It would cost me $500 to have you go through all of Ralph Bakshi's films if the former (which I consider the best case scenario). IF the later.........then let me get a few lottery tickets in order.

[@DiamandaHagan]

A $50 will get you a request, then you can stay a Patron for as long as you like. Obviously, Id prefer it if you stayed on as a Patron (the vast majority of my income comes from it) but if you can only do one I'll still do the review.

[@butchdeadlift10]

Hail Hagan! I shall do my best