Legally Blonde Jr. - Bend and Snap

[@Nicholas-wp6en]

Our school changed the beginning lyrics to "Look at my hair, look at shoes I'm catnip to the dudes I catch their eyes they drool and pant Want to date this but they can't" This way it doesn't sound inappropriate

[@applebbae6707]

NIck B mine says "Look at my hair look at my eyes I'm catnip to the guys I catch their eyes they drool and pant When I have thus butt they can't"

[@ellanelson3479]

LittleKZbinPuppy. ...same. Except ours is "Look at my face look at my eyes I'm catnip to the guys. I catch their eyes they drool and pant wanna touch this but they can't

[@nolagallagher3290]

NIck B I have to sing this version as Kiki

[@mollyseddon48]

Nicholas my school changed it to face n eyes

[@bryananeff656]

why would they change the beginning? it's sacred.

[@charlieedwards4331]

THEY CUT OUT THE BEST PART! They cut out Paulette's section after she does the bend and snap for the first time! I'm actually pretty mad!

[@FeelLikeDancin]

Ikr

[@lexislifestyle9887]

Uuuuuuuuuuggggggggghhhhhhhh the lyric changes r sooooo cringy! This is why I love the original so much better. (Yes, pun intended)

[@oliviacaroline499]

Lexi's Lifestyle well yea no duh the lyrics have to change its JR for schools who might wanna do this musical but the cast is young

[@emmaelizabeth3499]

SO MUCH BETTER HELLO MICH BETERRERE

[@desk.set.]

Jr. version: can't say sexy or crap Also Jr. version: LOOK AT MY ASS-

[@Avocado-Plays]

@@desk.set. it’s abs

[@desk.set.]

@@Avocado-Plays Ohhhh that makes more sense! Thanks!

[@kaiagarcia5816]

At my school this little girl who is like 9 is singing this😂💀

[@matthewahrens1139]

Kaia Garcia 😭😭😭😭😭😭😂💀💀💀

[@musicalbootlegs9387]

At my one 5 year olds are singing it but they are actually amazing

[@emuaxoxo7082]

Ok why is a 9 year old playing Elle though

[@angelle050801]

@@emuaxoxo7082 Elle doesn't sing this😂

[@rainybopz]

LoOk At Me *abs*

[@jesm5698]

Why couldn’t they replace sexy with trendy. It’ll still kinda rhyme and it wouldn’t be innopropriate

[@natalieotoole5601]

admiral jes wait when do they say sexy...?

[@desk.set.]

@@natalieotoole5601 They don't. They replace sexy with "confident". I agree, if change the lyric at all, change it to trendy. It still sticks with the rhythm "The more you jump around and scream the sexier you seem" "The more you jump around and scream the trendier you seem"

[@natalieotoole5601]

@@desk.set. ohhhhhhhh yeah that would sound way better

[@desk.set.]

@@natalieotoole5601 Definitely! This is why I'm not a huge fan of Jr. versions of musicals. I say as if I weren't auditioning for Matilda Jr. (idk if it's Jr. or not tho it most likely is-) in January-

[@natalieotoole5601]

@@desk.set. ahahaha break a leg! i'm in 8th grade and have been in 3 musicals at school that have all been jr.😭this years is The Music Man Jr. and i'm currently deciding who to audition for

[@cece_heehee4047]

Paulette: easy for you to say... Original Margot: And you! JR Margot: YEAH! I cringe at that yeah XD

[@KaileyJean]

ParisWithAMustache actually it's Kiki who says Yeah! My school is doing this musical :)

[@harperm4577]

ParisWithAMustache Yeah im Margot in mine and i die saying YEAH

[@Logan-dc1fv]

Kiki*

[@KrystaalMMD]

@@KaileyJean in the original Margot says it.

[@bridgetannupchurch1648]

thank you so much for these. as a member of the cast of legally blonde, we have used these for every rehearsal. this has made this so much easier.

[@rynn9297]

They keep this but not Take it Like a Man?

[@shelbystarling8537]

The Bend and Snap actually happens in the movie, there’s no scene Take It Like a Man is based on in the movie, so I kinda get why they cut it.

[@yonicorn1641]

yes i was so confused on why they removed Take It Like A Man, as far as i remember the song is pg13

[@dasokumarie8633]

@@yonicorn1641 ok i know this comment is old but it was prob removed for time, as jr musicals also have to cut down a lot of time not just innapropriate stuff

[@Logan-dc1fv]

We just changed ass to abs

[@stephaniemarie893]

SlipperyCats same

[@YaGowrlLoreal]

SlipperyCats same here

[@Avocado-Plays]

It always was abba for the jr version

[@mr.antique5407]

I'm stage crew. I feel like the pink lights will be on ALL the time.

[@yikes8582]

Blue 3528 ooo thanks for the idea! i’m light designer for my theatre group doing this show

[@desk.set.]

I'm really hoping that my school or local theater does Legally Blonde bc I wanna play Emmett.....but I'm also scared that they'll do this version and they'll do the pink lights ALL. THE. TIME.

[@Logan-dc1fv]

It’s sad that “There right there!” Isn’t a song in the Jr 😂

[@satvllixie4012]

SlipperyCats omg ikr 😨

[@annal827]

"Gay or European" is so totally wrong but so hysterical.

[@desk.set.]

Bc hEaVeN fOrBiD PeOpLe bE gAy 💅💅 /j

[@it.hannah]

I got kiki for a middle school play and I rly dont want to say that stuff😭😭😭

[@allisonhall4607]

question: does the cashier sing this in the jr verion? please answer anyone

[@thatgirlgamer8010]

I don't think so sorry

[@nioigokiburi3598]

Allison Hall no it is kiki

[@katiegrace2337]

they sing backup like ensemble

[@nolagallagher3290]

They do but it's mainly Kiki

[@Laralove14927]

whos kiki?

[@E_FoxSnowspirit]

The cringe part is the girl who says ‘Excuse me would you teach me that I am tired of living alone with my cat’ I think most the rest is okay

[@desk.set.]

I mean it was pretty hilarious in the original version, but agree to disagree, that's not the cringiest part of this song

[@dasokumarie8633]

im confused, idk anything about the jr version but why does kiki sing this and not serena?

[@calamadness]

in the original musical its elles greek chorus of imaginary delta nus that sings this but without the song that introduces them it wouldnt make sense so they made it the girls already present in the team

[@Your.local.equestrain.]

They changed mine to “ look at my abs look at my thigh’s “ I have to perform legally blonde today

[@billie-jv5ll]

Same!

[@Your.local.equestrain.]

@@billie-jv5ll gurl that was 11 months ago

[@billie-jv5ll]

@@Your.local.equestrain. I'm sorry!

[@he.said.teenjiejer]

omfg the lyric changes r so funny

[@pikasprogaming7550]

I know they kept drool and pant and changed ass too abs O_O

[@jessshord8711]

i’m playing elle in legallu blonde jr and i’m amazed that they kept ass in the first line

[@collectionofcells6978]

It’s abs

[@Elodie-xi3pp]

It’s abs unfortunately We where debating on changing the word to different ones

[@im_n0t_me628]

I'm playing kiki and singing this it's hard to remember all this when they change most of the words to make it appropriate

[@harrypotterharrypotter1153]

I'm playing Kiki the colorist

[@harrietblake800]

Harry Potter Harry Potter I’m Vivienne

[@abbyd2029]

I’m a delta nu and the cashier

[@alyssacarrasco01]

Harry Potter Harry Potter same ugh

[@lilymae5662]

Im playing stylist

[@kateconway8334]

i’m playing elle

[@kathrynkim9240]

i wrote this down because i forgot my music at rehearsal so i figured i’d drop it here for any other cuties who forget their music kiki: look at my abs look at my thighs i’m catnip to the guys i catch their eyes they drool and pant wanna touch this but they can’t kiki, cashier, stylist: no kiki: all the boys wanna come and play snap my fingers and they obey why do they follow me around all day watch me while i walk away all: i bendddd and snap kiki, cashier, stylist: feel how hot it’s getting all: bend and snap kiki, cashier, stylist: then when you’ve got them sweating all: spring the trap they’ll cheer and clap (clap clap) kiki, cashier, stylist: no tight end can defend ‘gainst the all: bend and snap paulette: that’s easy for you to say kiki: girl if you want to make the team the fake some self esteem! kiki, cashier, stylist: the more you jump around and scream the more confident you seem paulette: sorry girls that ain’t how i play this wouldn’t work if i tried all day imma go get my asthma spray me while i walk away kiki: now wait before you walk away all: just benddd and snap kik: look how good you’re getting all: benddd and snap kiki, cashier, stylist: im bettin right now you’re sweating all(?): spring the trap they’ll cheer and clap so depend on your friend called the bend and snap elle: nows not the time to overthink just try it once, you’re on the brink! bookish client: excuse me could you teach me that? i’m tired of living alone with my cat elle: sure!! stylist: now a days i do dye jobs and curls, but this is how we did it with the laker girls four beats stylist: come on paulette doesn’t this look fun four beats works everytime all: look do it and we’ll go away paulette: ok ok ok ok i’ll all: bend and snap paulette: now look how hot it’s gettin all: bend and snap paulette: i’m bettin right now you’re sweating all: spring the trap they’ll cheer and clap (clap clap) paulette: i depend on my friend all: go paulette! go paulette! paulette: i depend on my friend all: go! go! go paulette i depend on my friend called the benndddd and snap kyle: did i leave my stylus? elle: do it!! all: benndddd and snap kyle: oww!! paulette: oh sorry!

[@kathrynkim9240]

i think this is right?? i dont know i’m kiki so i just hope i sing the right thing when i sing iykwim

[@it.hannah]

omg ty so much🙏🙏🙏

[@AL-lp1he]

I know I’m like really late, but does Kiki sing this in the jr version??

[@al-xb8wr]

Yes

[@natalieotoole5601]

*AL 59* yup

[@aaspenn_]

Yes she starts the song

[@katethevampire]

I'm in a production of Legally Blonde Jr. and I find it weird that they kept Bend and Snap but got rid of There Right There. I like both songs, but it just feels like a strange line to draw

[@randallchampagne5035]

I'm the stylist in this scene so basically I sing the Laker girls part and my bestie is the cashier so it's perfect lol💗

[@zelle8351]

I can’t believe they actually say look at my ass look at my thighs in the JR version but “Ireland” is a completely different song with the same tune.

[@pikasprogaming7550]

I know in Ireland paulette talks about a wedding the whole time basically in the jr version the lyric changes in this are so funny

[@annaneeson8886]

Look at my ass Look at my thighs I'm catnip to the guys They chase my tail They drool and pant Wanna touch this but they can't No! All the boys want to come and play Snap my fingers and they obey Why do they follow me around all day Watch me while I walk away I bend and snap Feel how hot it's getting Bend and snap Then when you got em sweatin' Spring the trap They cheer and clap No tight end can defend against the bend and snap PAULETTE: (spoken) Oh that's easy for you to say! ELLE: (spoken) And you! (sung) Girl if you want to make the team, then fake some self esteem GIRL: The more you jump around and scream The sexier you seem PAULETTE: Sorry girls that ain't how I play This wouldn't work if I tried all day I gotta go get my asthma spray Watch me while I walk away ELLE: No wait before you walk away Just bend and snap PAULETTE: OW!!!! ELLE: Look how good you're gettin'! Bend and snap! GIRL: I bet right now you sweatin' ALL: Spring the trap They cheer and clap So depend on your friend For the bend... ELLE: It's not the time to overthink Just try it once He'll buy you a drink GIRL: Excuse me would you teach me that I am tired of living alone with my cat ELLE: Sure! GIRL: Nowadays I do dye jobs and curls But here's how we did it in the Laker Girls Come on Paulette! ELLE: You'll be fine! GUY: Works every time! GIRL: Look, do it and we'll go away PAULETTE: Okay! Okay! Okay! Okay! ALL: BEEEEEEEENNNNND ANNNND SNAP! GUYS: (spoken) DAMN!!!! PAULETTE: Hey wait a second When I beckoned Look how the guys came runnin' Like I'm GUYS: Kickin! PAULLETTE: Finger GUYS: Lickin'! PAULETTE: Like I'm frickin' GUYS: Wicked stunnin'! PAULETTE: Will you pay for stuff I buy? GUYS: YES! PAULETTE: And bake me cake and pie? GUYS: YES! PAULETTE: And hold me when I cry? GUYS: YES! PAULETTE: And I will tell you why! GUYS: Why? PAULETTE: I'm too rockin' to lock away All the boys come to gawk away Droppin' jaws from a block away Watchin' how I walk away GUYS: Love to watch her walk away! PAULETTE: I bend and snap! Now look how hot it's gettin' Bend and snap! I bet right now you're sweatin' ALL: Spring the trap They cheer and clap PAULETTE: I depend on my friend ALL: Go Paulette! Go Paulette! PAULETTE: I depend on my friend ALL: Go! Go! Go Paulette! PAULETTE: I depend on my friend called the Bend and Snap! ALL: The bend and snap Bend and snap Bend and snap Bend and snap Bend and snap Bend and snap PAULETTE: I'M GONNA GET ME SOME KYLE!!! KYLE: (spoken) Paulette! Did I leave my...stylus? ALL: BEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNND AND SNAP! PAULETTE: (spoken) Eeeeeh!!! Oh crap!

[@bookcraftmusic30]

You are a life saver, I have to learn part of this song for an audition but I can't find a legally blonde jr karoo for bend and snap!

[@kitzaxo]

its acutally abs lol

[@YaGowrlLoreal]

I thought it was abs ?

[@emilyf1695]

@ellie_the_disney_nerd in our version (jr) we changed it back lmao

[@laurynrose8636]

I’m playing Pilar! I’m so excited!

[@Rachaelraefilms]

Lauryn Rose I’m playing Kiki

[@Logan-dc1fv]

Kyle

[@aaspenn_]

@Ellie S hope it went well! I’m Kiki and chutney

[@katherinekeiser5657]

i was in this and i was kyle the UPS guy

[@bestfriends.._0175]

I’m doing this and they changed it to look at my nails look at my eyes I’m catnip to the guys I catch there eyes they drool and pant wanna touch this but they can’t and I say no

[@desk.set.]

This....this is my 13th reason-

[@RATCIDITY]

I'm here because I'm forcing myself to listen this over and over and do the choreography we do in our play until I learn because I always mess up, what about u guys?

[@Elodie-xi3pp]

I’m the bookish client

[@AshaMarie12399]

I got Kiki I have to sing this

[@JoziRodriguez]

I know I’m really late but sameeee

[@Sweetlyketchup]

@@JoziRodriguezI’m even later and I got Paulette! Good luck with Kiki. Opening night is feb 15!

[@JoziRodriguez]

@@Sweetlyketchup opening night for us is feb 17

[@JoziRodriguez]

@@Sweetlyketchup good luck!!

[@ilikeasmr3312]

I’m Kiki

[@stupidhorse69]

i wish i never heard this.

[@nolagallagher3290]

deadly nightshade I have to sing it