Lemon Demon - Touch-Tone Telephone [LYRICS]

[@0BucketMask0]

It took me two days to realise this is about a conspiracy theorist that constantly calls into an AM radio station to talk about their discoveries to a host who humors them...

[@bloodyidit4506]

Who also might have an attraction to the AM radio host due to the double entendre language.

[@0BucketMask0]

@@bloodyidit4506 very possible. Also, that would technically make this a love song, the thought of which delights me to no fuckin end.

[@Emma_The_H0ppin_H00ligan]

Damn...all this time i thought it was about a SCP

[@PokeAndDestroy]

What did you think it was before?

[@cawareyoudoin7379]

I never thought about it this way... That's an amazing interpretation!!!

[@soconfused8541]

This is now going to be the history channel at night anthem

[@dossussyevsky]

no doubt it is.

[@potatolover4203]

lol yes E

[@andistansbury4366]

​@@potatolover4203 E

[@andistansbury4366]

​@@potatolover4203 E

[@rkhasentered]

Me at 4 am on a school night convinced I've figured out the true identity of the Zodiac killer

[@SaferWafer]

Didnt they say it was a young man? I personally dont believe that. I believe that he confessed to that crime to get more clout than just shooting his sister.

[@normanclatcher]

Ted Cruz?

[@newspaper_stand]

Listen dude we all know by now it's ted cruz-

[@victoriagarcia2042]

Underrated comment

[@sophie-sublime3514]

T E D C R U Z

[@crunchygrunchy5741]

Lemon Demon is like a cross between The Scary Jokes and Jack Stauber that got electrocuted

[@marvelouscat2137]

Hell yea

[@captain8014]

I have a scale that goes like this Jack Stauber - Lemon Demon - Will wood and the tapeworms. I call it the feral meter.

[@rustyfisher2081]

A little bit of Oingo Boingo too

[@isabellasevillaaguilera9679]

Basically, Scary Jokes lyrics with Jack Stquber production

[@adp7583]

tally hall too

[@bee9956]

i’m sorry ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba was not included in the lyric video?

[@bee9956]

vulpes_iridis hdhsishsjwvdkzsydi it’s ok pwp

[@MinTea14]

@goose are you ok

[@eloyguevara9709]

I can do this :D 0:00 Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba (I counted them) 0:34 Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba

[@cataxrainbow9844]

smh

[@VoidHearted]

Song: He calls all the time because even though he gets laughed at, it’s the only way people listen to him. He’s crying because nobody believes him and he thinks he’s gonna get assassinated for knowing the truth. Me: heehoo. Conspiracy theorist gay for radio man.

[@chrispambo1539]

I don't see nor hear anything preventing both from being true at the same time...

[@yyang_woah]

​@@chrispambo1539 real.

[@Th3.H0n3y.K4t]

Conspiracy Theorist Cecil Palmer Vibes.

[@PKMN_TrainerJet]

People always make such a huge fuss when people misunderstand the meaning of a song, but imo it's ok because art is subjective

[@themustardman219]

@@PKMN_TrainerJetsometimes art is made with a specific intent and message, so "art is subjective" isn't really applicable to every case

[@morphman86]

Today's upcoming raid on Area 51 made me think of this song, and I had to listen to it again. I do hope someone takes footage from there and sets it to the tones of Touch-Tone Telephone afterwards.

[@MuppetHell]

"5 months ago" Shit has it really only been that long? Thought it was longer

[@alllockedupyo1864]

I was gonna make one with 99 red balloons but I haven't had much luck in finding footage, this song would probably be better tho. Maybe I'll make 2 if I ever find footage

[@beplinquent]

1 year ago?

[@hearts4suntan]

DANG A YEAR AGO? I remember going to school on that day, and one of the kids had twisted her ankle so she had a cast, and one kid shouted ‘SHE WENT TO AREA 51 AND GOT SHOT LMAO’ It feels like less than a month ago now-

[@amelia4384]

Jeez, just a year or two ago?

[@navivan768]

I love the quite phone ringing in the bridge

[@Doktor-Oktober]

Hi Grimm :)

[@silenceissomewhere]

*sweats*

[@notNyxiann]

a fellow HK fan, nice to meet you.

[@FromtheTriangle]

@@notNyxiannHOLAAAA

[@thegreenrobott.g.r1609]

While driving to work; this came on my Soundcloud Radio after playing the last song in my main playlist. At first I thought "What in the world is this?" After hearing the entire song I said to myself "Holy crap that was amazing!" This song is now one of my favourites and I'm glad it found me. :)

[@plix4348]

i be jamming to this while "doing school work"

[@plix4348]

@@vulpeslyrics ToTtAlY WOrKiNg anD DiD nOt JusT uPlOaD StEVen uNiVeRsE cOnTENT

[@plix4348]

@@vulpeslyrics also thanks for the heart UwU

[@plix4348]

@@vulpeslyrics uwu

[@laminator6995]

**cough cough** _plan to raid Area 51_ **cough cough**

[@sweetsurgaryanimations2699]

Same

[@kimberlykenyon9440]

Why are all the bops hidden

[@mooncake-mara604]

Same way treasure isn't easily found. :)

[@Bubblescub69]

@@mooncake-mara604 clash of clans is free on the app store

[@nuclearcatbaby1131]

Why don’t they sell cocaine in the very front of the store

[@thumtak_]

​@@sillygirldisease /hj doesn't clarify your tone in the slightest

[@kreutonne3743]

Now I know what it's like to have a song you love so much you watch it every day

[@morphman86]

Song? I'm obsessed with the artist now. I've been listening to everything Neil Cicierega has released on repeat at work for a year now. I prefer the Lemon Demon stuff, but his mashups are also quite addictive. I got introduced to his works when I stumbled on the song Annoying Grunt.

[@woah4167]

@@morphman86 I've been listening to his stuff non-stop too. I started a couple weeks ago, but I feel like it'll keep going for a long time. It's like I'm addicted to this, it's weird.

[@CORVIDZZ_]

Try Melanie Martinez

[@flandrescarlet2903]

@@CORVIDZZ_ melanie martinez is a shitlord.

[@CORVIDZZ_]

@@flandrescarlet2903 i cant tell if thats an insult or not but okay

[@kaleidoskulI]

how come i never noticed the sick ass "HEY" at 2:08 ??????

[@elwan_]

I have listened to this song for 3 years and just now I discover this

[@twotruckslyrics]

I THOUGHT THAT WAS A HICCUP

[@tarantula-ash]

dude just spent 4 minutes explaining welcome to night vale and no one can convince me otherwise.

[@mango-ju4go]

agree. if cecil and carlos fused into one character, the result would be the character in this song

[@izzyornquist5084]

You both read my mind tf

[@qrowrosetta]

holy shit u right

[@FantaDye]

Hello there, I know I’m 10 months too late, but, what is “welcome to night vale”? I’ve been obsessed with this song for quite a while so I might have an interest in it too (●’◡’●)ﾉ

[@RottenLegacy]

@@FantaDye It's a podcast! It's presented more like a radio show, reporting on the strange events that occur within Night Vale. I didn't get into it until somewhat recently, but I definitely see how it shares a lot of similarities with Lemon Demon in general ^^

[@Xephyr2209]

Oh, Neil, we’re really in it now...

[@Wobbmin]

You know what I realized? If all the songs in the "Spirit Phone" album happen in the same universe, then there's actually a good chance that some of this guy's conspiracy theories are true. "Ancient aliens, it's all true" "Ancient Aliens" is the name of another song in the album.

[@felix_lopuh]

OMG REAL THANK YOU

[@N-Vix-enby]

True!!!

[@noellerutledge8789]

This is one of those songs that I don't think I'll ever be able to sing well and sound good doing it, but I don't think that's the point either. The point of this one is to have fun. Y'know, this sounds like an epic song to sing as like a group karaoke thing

[@truemind1018]

me at 1 in the morning on a Friday.

[@mxrbledoceans]

I just started thinking, since their styles of music are somewhat similar, what if Jack Stauber and Lemon Demon made a song together?? 😨

[@mxrbledoceans]

I know right? They’re both so talented.

[@ryan-levy]

The best collaboration the world has ever seen. Y'heard of The Scary Jokes? They got a similar style to Lemon Demon.

[@SupernovaDad]

You’d get Icicles by The Scary Jokes

[@suckd0g]

Does Neil still make music?

[@dakotaaddison9059]

Or “they might be giants”?

[@crypticpossum9415]

Dib dib dib dib

[@sopefin]

I THOUGHT THIS SONG FIT HIM TOO DHDHS

[@tacky5305]

dib membrane theme song

[@donni3.]

yeah..?

[@CosmicBandit7]

YES

[@cuddleanimates]

Im doing the animation meme with dib UwU Dib is precious

[@johnwick-fr3gs]

this song is about dib and no one will ever change my mind.

[@spiffyyyreal]

So a friend introduced me to Lemon Demon..... And as they say “The rest was History”

[@no-ni7mx]

SAME (My roblox DenisNFog)

[@pama5300]

AND AWESOME

[@fallenstranger4735]

When you send this to your crush:

[@fallenstranger4735]

Im gonna send this to her...should I? If this gets 50 likes I will

[@Chestet]

@@fallenstranger4735 dude just say it

[@fallenstranger4735]

@@Chestet also I have to wait until she doesnt have a boyfriend...thats why i set the price to "50 likes or 50 dislikes" because it will take forever to get that many, its perfect but also stupid.. I know that and we have been friends for a long time. Its cliché but true.

[@fallenstranger4735]

@@Av-mu3dz i wanted to edit and say "50 dislikes" XD

[@Chestet]

@@fallenstranger4735 wait a minute i didnt get it now, she already have someone?

[@clarenceclarence9529]

Touch-tone telephone, chicken bone, ring tone, all alone, buttered scone, home grown, ice cream cone, eating watermelon with my clone, ooh look a pretty stone, all you ever do is moan, letting out a ghastly groan, rob gronkowski in the endzone, sitting on the iron throne, magnetized lodestone, she like how i smell; cologne, small business is america’s backbone, minecraft redstone, you have a few extra chromosomes, silicone RC drone, i’m back at my ancestral home (lowe’s), play that sexy saxophone, my mom says i’m disowned, he has beautiful cheekbones, to each their own, testosterone

[@gbaker9000]

green moose guava juice giant snake chocolate shake!!!

[@swafty5813]

Get in the zone, autozone

[@RottenLegacy]

I love you

[@buffystar3]

I just got boned

[@gbe761]

@@buffystar3 *wait-*

[@crowbrainzz]

is he saying "meow" in the background during the last chorus or am i going insane

[@penntopaper9305]

he's saying "now" but now it sounds like meow thanks GJHSAK

[@eloyguevara9709]

¿Can you put a TimeStamp please?

[@zardoge]

Moon waltz?!?!?!

[@jood6790]

i hate it when people say the touch tone telephone narrator is gay for the radio show host. hes obviously gay for cabinet man

[@CircusSabre]

Game theory the ship

[@IAmYourLocalRat]

I think the radio host became cabinet man later cuz he's gone mad

[@brookebowman7499]

I love this song, and I also love how your videos are all so unique from each other, yet how all manage to simply yet elegantly convey the emotive content of the songs themselves!

[@420cringelord]

that one kid who's into conspiracy theories and shit: i like your funny words magic man

[@way2lemony]

POV: you came here from a Walmart technoblade after he played many Lemon Demon songs

[@way2lemony]

@@Hey-ek3qo you aren't alone because I came here from him aswell

[@icebarefoxy]

Yeeeeeep

[@lauraespinoza6211]

uhm maybe,,,,

[@skag_gully]

I found this from an Invader Zim animatic and I'm glad I found it :D

[@sansmaedacanon700]

the lgbt community when the telephones are touch tone

[@pama5300]

This is terrifying!

[@politicalhotpockets2865]

okay but hes calling the AM radio because of cabinet man (the alive arcade game) because he was walking at night near the break in, they apparently 'cheated' and got killed he's calling the am radio because he saw something

[@soirema]

"Better to be laughed at than wrong" sums up 2020 pretty well

[@itswheez6492]

In what way? (I don't mean this rudely, I'm just wondering what your u thinking about)

[@sagi-dg8ht]

I wished this has a mashup of the eighth wonder, it will be pretty catchy actually

[@sagi-dg8ht]

YEET

[@fluffy7636]

Your profile pic is cute UwU

[@djdoesstuff5457]

This song and baby hotline are in a long distance relationship I don't make the rules

[@haveagoodmourning]

yes

[@ClFUR]

this is the video that introduced me to lemon demon, just wanna drop in and say thanks for the amazing work!!

[@Doktor-Oktober]

I really wanna make something out of this but idk how to animate...

[@echotheneko7346]

Same plus I have no motivation

[@Shnewbi]

I’m animateing my characters backstory

[@Doktor-Oktober]

@@Shnewbi ok

[@iamBOXO]

Gmod: Pepole/Melon Playground: Anything with ragdolls:

[@errortahr7940]

Me explaining how the revermations Two Trucks meme is cannon, possibly meaning that other Lemon Demon songs could possibly be cannon too in the BFDI universe, possibly meaning that Gef the Mongoose exists along with the monsters in the Goiky Canal. If this is true, it would be very important on making the universe more questionable and strange. As well, if this is so, it would make the world seem so much stranger than it actually is. In fact, it could be even the explanation on why Yoyle City is empty:

[@Fox3717-s1l]

When there's 5 people left and you have to kick someone out and you have like 10 random theroys on why pink is an imposter but none of them make any sense

[@itsureverydaygamer354]

I just want to say... People who talk about among us don't even need to say it's about among us as long as they say "Imposter". People will most likely immediately assume "Among Us". I mean, I know I did.

[@dowowowowowow7878]

or warrior cats. impostor could also be warrior cats.

[@SANTIGO_DA_1]

This really slaps

[@erniedotcom]

“look at that high waisted man he got feminine hips!” -Ranboo my Beloved

[@selinkosebay2555]

Give us some money! -Ranboo my Beloved

[@ApathyLogos]

**Endermen Noises** -Ranboo our Memory Boi

[@selinkosebay2555]

@@tissuebox....9854 so true

[@meli_lemon_real]

That sound is engraved in my brain

[@ImJustDanii]

Remember

[@imcrazydealwithit]

I know the tally hall, ghost and pals, will wood and the tapeworms, mitski, mother mother, and vocaloid fans are all here " *i know what you are* "

[@febews48percent45]

At first I thought it was about a guy in contacts with aliens or "space Nazis" but nope, it's just a conspiracy theorist

[@augustwasright8773]

WHY IS THIS SONG SO GOOOOOOOD

[@lukasnovella9001]

Nice song, but what does it _MEAN?!?!_

[@nicholassuasnavas4556]

He is in love with a radio host

[@derpoltergeist8265]

Sone guy who made up a crazy theory tries to call a radio show to talk about it, but he isn't able to get through. This is how I interpreted it.

[@soulinarmour6157]

I agree with the other replies to this comment, but I also think it's about an absolute refusal to accept that you're wrong, and trying to push yourself into believing that you're the only one who's right and everyone is an idiot for thinking so. I think it's also about the guy trying to get his theory through and/or trying to confess his love for someone.

[@marley0615]

@@nicholassuasnavas4556 Oh , that's actually pretty cute lmao

[@nicholassuasnavas4556]

@@marley0615 ❤

[@_Cherub_]

I'm still 100% convinced that this song is about matoat for absolutely no reason at all and I love it

[@Bongosbunny]

Play this and it’s the fastest way to get me turnt

[@kirbysuperstaruhh3769]

This is the theme song of my local talk radio station at like midnight lol

[@docvolt5214]

I collect tube radios and some are long wave and am only. The shit you hear at 3am Crack me up. I should start airing this song every night from midnight to 4am

[@kirbysuperstaruhh3769]

@@docvolt5214 Talk radio at 3am is wild

[@pandra2893]

I am the 700 suscriber... Yay

[@yondersonherrera4827]

Beacon moment

[@CrimCrim]

A Hollow Knight animation brought me here and I happy I discovered it

[@VoidHearted]

Same

[@managoat1109]

Man if lemon demon and will wood collabed id be complete as a human being

[@luisomar7430]

Alto facha el caballero de netherite

[@the_parasites]

Nobody: Chosing beggars when someone says no to them: 1:24

[@xZexionIenzox]

well ive been converted

[@kingkrer]

No se ingles pero el ritmo de esta canción me encanta

[@chalkwarrior5542]

Made a new character based off of this song. Will edit it if any new details arise. Sabrina was always a lonely girl. Always an outcast, even until the day she was murdered. But, even though she was killed in 2001, there have been rumors of a spirit that looks like her suddenly interrupting phone calls, radio broadcasts, news broadcasts, et cetera. This only started happening recently. Bailey and Karla, a former spirit and a ghost decide to investigate this. The next time the spirit tries to interrupt a broadcast or phone call, they hurry to the location of the broadcast/call, but to no avail. The spirit is gone, all that's left is a note saying "Too late". Will they ever find out who is keeping this spirit captive, or is Sabrina left to fall into eternity?

[@sho7318]

where can i see more of it

[@chalkwarrior5542]

@@sho7318 I don't really publish my writing, but I've considered fully putting some of my characters out into the world.

[@iamBOXO]

​@@chalkwarrior5542 do it

[@swazzey116]

...Wow, this is dope

[@jhonbgcarm3265]

This is a fucking masterpiece

[@ItzLunar_Pearl]

I remember listening to this non-stop at school lmao😭

[@muhammadnajmi6009]

i love the theme

[@raeathanasius2004]

Idk why this gives me X-Files vibes

[@morphman86]

Is it the aliens? I bet it's the aliens!

[@idk-xs5nz]

I actually thnk of Alex Jones when I hear this.

[@Lillysaurus12]

DUDE SAME

[@Lillysaurus12]

I was considering makeing an x files animation for it.

[@themoon9461]

I love the first part ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba baaaa

[@strideryourself]

mmmm love me to call on some phones, especially the touch-tones

[@strideryourself]

wait this rhymes-

[@k1zm3t]

why does this song remind me of Oblivion (especially at 2:35)

[@richbrine64]

I'm still 100% convinced that this song is about Spamton and u cant change my mind

[@thatonemaybe999]

Deltarune Chapter 2 only released around 2 or 3 years ago…

[@luluxiee]

bive from regretavator. enough said, and it’s canon.

[@babymariochannel8087]

Duplicator from run 3 gang where you at

[@potumus2143]

@@luluxieeboth

[@mauricioalvarezpino1818]

Listen to "One Weird Tip", please do.

[@Lemon_Verus]

This is my ringtone.

[@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591]

Such a bop

[@recc_5]

Ay ay ay... esto me trae recuerdos de cuando un gran heroe y caballero se instalo en el infierno a buscar y conseguir artefactos para construir un faro que iluminaria todo y a la vez le lavaria el cerebro obligandolo a pertenecer ahi... escuchando los quejidos de las almas en pena... Hasta que sus amigos y aliados lo sacaron de ese lugar... no se ustedes... pero a mi se me escapa una lagrimilla...

[@MAD.MK05]

Oh hermano... esa leyenda del simp de netherite quedará para la historia

[@tophatinc.6999]

So this is where my weird waves of nostalgia have been coming from!

[@MesouseUsagi]

Spirit Phone was the first album I ever bought on vinyl, and to this day it's still the best album I own.

[@SaferWafer]

Yall talkin about how the theorist called a talkshow and talked about wild conspiracy theories but yall dont talk about how he was right-

[@glorytoukraine5890]

Thanks man

[@samuelwilson2368]

This reminds me of Stranger Things, for some reason.

[@metalscarf7336]

Samuel Wilson 80/90s

[@weirdthoughts5420]

I have mental breakdowns too all the most strange yet best songs

[@polybius3821]

Very nice

[@raksiie558]

Only here because i found it in my reccomended and if i listen to two more songs im gonna fall in love with this artists like i usually do

[@Maxi-we3tk]

better to be laughed at then wrong. very true words

[@OffBrandS0d4]

Heard this on a generation loss playlist, it is now my favorite song

[@tomorrow_comes_today]

I listen to a lot of jack stauber, and not even joking the first time I heard this song, I though this was a jack stauber song, their style of music is so similar and their voices sound somewhat similar.

[@derp_2971]

My friend sent me this. 👁👄👁

[@WhenyoBrainGoesNumb]

oo wow.

[@honeycomb937]

0:33 bc the intro is nice but also thirty seconds long

[@CORVIDZZ_]

I'm ok with that

[@hansmercredi3636]

Ah yes, a song I can listen to everyday

[@birdbird7372]

more catchy than SARS

[@TyrantSars]

Agreed, I have literally no rhythm

[@nuclearcatbaby1131]

COVID is literally SARS the sequel

[@BigBossStatus1]

"You do nothing yet you smile"

[@plagueparchments]

ha ha i changed the comment so the replies make no sense :)

[@Rumination425]

Favorite comment right here

[@kirorutazu-4289]

@@06spyware. anger? I think that's a JoJo reference

[@06spyware.]

​@@kirorutazu-4289 you posted cringe you lose fingertip

[@kirorutazu-4289]

@@06spyware. give me your nae nae privileges. Now.

[@Vox_Rhododendron]

This song has absolutely nothing to do with jojo. It’s a good manga, but calm down y’all.

[@lavenderbreeze8398]

1:00

[@dumbtoppat7037]

This is the song that Dib

[@pandemikzz]

clyde pfp 😍

[@furiousmagician5912]

dib song this to hes dad

[@joxtel359]

Leonard Nimoy 0:58 **SPOCK**

[@VoidHearted]

Anyone else here from that Pale King PMV?

[@me_irlg2413]

YES! That animation was amazing!

[@haydenhappyrave]

no dislikes wooo!

[@gamertcell8425]

Emergency alert system Music warning lol

[@TR1NKET_St4R]

My theory is this song is about a guy who loves the person who runs a radio station so to get his attention, he comes up with these crazy conspiracy theories he thinks are true to get them to notice him. “I’m trying to call you everyday, I’m rehearsing what to say,when the truth comes out”

[@Aninha2430]

i'm sorry but i'm obsessed with pacific rim and couldn't help but think of an AU with Newt as the conspiracy theorist and Hermann as the radio host

[@kidyomu89]

Jesus Christ this song is yEs. Also, 💯th comment.

[@sticks8489]

The composition of this is just so fucking epic

[@spiritwarhol707]

thanks i love it