Lesbian Knocks On Church Door, What Happens Is Priceless [VIDEO]

"A lesbian has posted video of her asking an anti-gay church in Harlem, New York to stone her.
Pastor James David Manning, who helms the ATLAH World Missionary Church, last week proclaimed on his church sign: "Jesus would stone homos. Stoning is still the law."
The message includes a reference to Leviticus 20:13, which reads, "If a man lies with a man as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them.""* Ana Kasparian, Jimmy Dore (TYTComedy), Desi Doyen (Green News Report) and John Iadarola (TYT University) break it down on The Young Turks.
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[@graymoe2007]

I went to that church to get stoned and they threw rocks at me instead...

[@xxitsxnadyaxx]

lol

[@spicymemesspicydreams2870]

Really? Huh. I got totally stoned at the church. Or was that a party? Hold on....

[@InternetMoneyPE]

+graymoe2007 W

[@KnakuanaRka]

Old Man That's what they meant by "stoned" before it referred to using marijuana!

[@breadgirl8093]

Me

[@ThePaulCDickie]

There must be easier ways to get stoned.

[@morisleskovsek8700]

+Paul C. Dickie weed

[@ThePaulCDickie]

Moris leskovsek No, Cannabis sativa makes one intoxicated. ;-)

[@JustModernWarfare2]

+Paul C. Dickie What about indica ? Does it detoxicate then ? jk

[@spicymemesspicydreams2870]

XD why can't I think of such amazing puns?!? All of mine have nothing to do with anything, and make literally no sense, even to me.

[@gunniesack]

yes become a Muslim in Lebanon and then come out as a lesbian or a rape victim

[@weedallweek]

Which is why I drink scotch, smoke pot, and buy lingerie for my wife. If that's not living I'm doing it wrong

[@larsthegunslinger]

weed allweek no. you are doing it all right. just remember. we who drink must work out more for those actual calories.

[@ElizabethLCRandom]

+weed allweek Jimmy is the best

[@sallybaddeley6060]

+weed allweek you should be stoned! ;)

[@TheEndingChaosAnon]

+You'rePrettyGood If you're going to call someone out for grammar errors you should check yourself. When you call someone a moron for doing something you're doing in the same breath it just proves you're a douche bag.

[@TheEndingChaosAnon]

+You'rePrettyGood Hahaha. Well guess what? You're gonna hear my opinion. KZbin's a hell of a thing, huh? I'll keep you posted on your ignorance. Hahaha

[@atreyutheascended9174]

"Those who are without sin may cast the first stone" Jesus H. Christ

[@sigmata0]

What happens if you think you are without sin?

[@tapiwakay]

sigmata0 religous people have their heads so far up their asses right?

[@sigmata0]

tapiwakay In a mechanical way, their interpretation of their scriptures and intuitions determine what "sin" is. As there are tens of thousands of variations in christianity, sin itself not determined consistently amongst them. Nor would do I gather is the interpretation of sin within a particular sect by individuals. You only need a cleric to say that some procedure wipes all sin from you, to be sinless and all of these scriptures where action isn't forbidden but only constrained, become available for action once more. In this case, the law reverts to the old testament version. How many christian sects use extensive elements of the old testament laws to determine proper behaviour? It's very inconsistent.

[@gabrielhendrix9572]

What does the H. stand for?

[@atreyutheascended9174]

Its basically just a way of using Jesus name in an insulting way.

[@EarlRegent]

"Yeah, I am here for my stoning" ROFL!

[@itsuyo211]

i know im fuckin dying!

[@BloodRedLegend]

LOL Hilarious! "So, come back tomorrow for a stoning? Okay." Great stuff.

[@EarlRegent]

Squid Jones Yeah hahaha! She was like , "come back tomorrow for stoning then"? Lol!

[@MegaVolcano]

Jimmy, that last line you said was the best!

[@ClibanariusJJ]

No kidding. Go Jimmy!

[@phukgugle4880]

Crazy story at the end. Holy crap, out of no where. That guy is the best.

[@vianeyboruel504]

yep

[@Mazzmaker69]

This is outrageous. How do these people get away with this? They advertised stonings and she didn't get a stoning. She should sue them for false advertising.

[@ghffrsfygdhfjkjiysdz]

7:40 "... which is why I drink scotch, smoke pot and buy lingerie for my wife." Best line ever!!!

[@vianeyboruel504]

love him

[@brian_Austin27]

lmao😂🐸☕

[@SpaztekDrongo]

Words to live by.

[@RedSkyHorizon]

I'm here for my stoning. Come back tomorrow. Sounds like something out of Monty Python.

[@ralphbernhard1757]

LOL...I was waiting for him to start flipping through his scheduler to find her an appointment.

[@Bane03X]

Shes just in the wrong country. Go to the middle east and her wish will come true! LOL.

[@romax3115]

Someto1 i dont think islam have many stoning activity, they are more strongly to whipping and cutting part of human body, there is no stoning as far as i remember, but i could be wrong

[@charlesdahmital8095]

Roma X You have not tried very hard- www.jihadwatch.org/2014/10/video-islamic-state-stones-woman-to-death-for-adultery Actual video And there is plenty more where this came from.

[@EinsamPibroch278]

+Roma X Stoning is still a thing, reserved for the most heinous crimes and sins: Adultery, Homosexuality, Murder, Rape, Ursury (charging interest on loans), etc - pretty much the death penalty for all violent crimes one would expect to receive the penalty for in, say, Texas, with the inclusion of some white-collar crimes that are just unacceptable (think American Greed in Wall Street, those capitalist pigs would be gutted in a heartbeat), and one's take on even casual sex (which is none). The belief is that for the sinners and blasphemers is a Helfire fueled by men and stone, so the sinner is caught and then stoned to produce Helfire that destroy the unclean soul. Very rarely is it enforced now due to being on the international stage (I say, and rather harshly too, that it's the Liberals who think they're too good for such 'barbaric practice' and are too posh to get their hands dirty), but it's common in rural communities. Whippings and cuttings remind me of something Guatemala does (or did, I don't remember), but as you say they do, it might be 'cos the punished may still survive with a few scars as a reminder to never do the crime again. It's a form of penitence that's corporeal and permanent.

[@aMAXproduction]

.

[@atheistram]

+EinsamPibroch278 "I say, and rather harshly too, that it's the Liberals who think they're too good for such 'barbaric practice' and are too posh to get their hands dirty" So you're for the death penalty for homosexuality. You, sir, are a horrible human being. Check that, you're not even human.

[@SuperLaurajo]

Jesus said "don't ask, don't tell" hahahahahhahahahahahha!!!!!!

[@SuperLaurajo]

Could you not tell I was joking?

[@michaelstrahan2.0]

maxismax100 OH DEAR GOD it was a joke!!! GIRL BYE

[@joeyshuny5]

maxismax100 How do you know what the dude said?? We're you there?? Did he tweet you and tell you what he said?? Why don't you lighten up a tad?? Quit worrying what consenting adults are doing. Live their life pay their rent.

[@michaelstrahan2.0]

Jackie Vester PREAAAAAAAAACHHHH!!!!

[@Blackjax137]

Jackie Vester What I find incredibly hilarious is how people believe the words of Leviticus are somehow the words of God. "He said that God said that so God said that." Please.

[@ChakatBlackstar]

Jesus didn't stone an adulterer, so I doubt he'd stone a gay person.

[@sopratutti8893]

You doubt Jesus would stone himself then.

[@oOPPHOo]

It can definitely be argued that Jesus blessed a Roman centurion as THE greatest believer he had ever met. Why? Because he asked Jesus to heal his _pais_ which can be translated from Greek as same-sex concubine, but is translated as servant in many publications. The weird thing about those translations is that the centurion talks about his _pais_ as different and more special to him than his _doulos_ and doulos definitely means servants. Pais can be translated in many ways like for example "child" but why would the centurion need to point out that his child is more valuable to him than his servants? That's why I'm pretty sure how pais should be translated and many English translations have it wrong. In other words, *Jesus called a gay person his #1 greatest believer and healed his lover.*

[@ZeldagigafanMatthew]

***** On what grounds? Human Nature? A god that does that is one that makes the concept of "heaven" sound like hell. Who would even want to be near such a sadist, aside from other sadists, which I'm getting the vibe that you are one.

[@dizzyb111]

Jesus seemed like he's rather get stoned than stone. And I don't mean rocks. Of any kind.

[@battlebear7214]

***** I;ve noticed that most of your comments have only one +1, which leads me to think that you are liking all of your comments, and no one else is. So, by way of reasoning, we can assume that nobody here likes you or your trolling.

[@Orthagoni]

Wow, what a plot twist.

[@veeas11]

+Orthagoni what a twist holy shit

[@insertpoetryhere8567]

as a message to the church who treated this woman like this, from one christian to another Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. ... And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love. Corinthians: 13 Also, shall i stand by for my stoning to? #ChristianLGBTQA

[@insertpoetryhere8567]

tazia hall I can't change

[@justiceserved2331]

1 John 5:3....love is keeping the commandments...God hates Gays or all sorts. if you love or care about God than you would keep his commandments. and if you live what God hates...than you are of the devil and the truth is not in you.

[@insertpoetryhere8567]

Justice Served tell me, have you ever cut your hair? because that's a sin. What about owning a half breed dog? sin. Eating a fruit off of a plant that is less than 4 years old? Sin.

[@justiceserved2331]

Kanra Lithom​ Romans 3:4 KJV God forbid: yea, let God be true, but every man a liar; as it is written, That thou mightest be justified in thy sayings, and mightest overcome when thou art judged. 1 Peters 4:11 If any man speak, let him speak as the oracles of God Leviticus 21:5 They shall not make baldness upon their head, neither shall they shave off the corner of their beard, nor make any cuttings in their flesh. This is saying to not bald your head. Unless it is natural you would have to have your hair grow. You can shave it but not all of it off. The men are NOT allowed to shave OFF their beards. They can trim. Your beard is your WHOLE beard not just the chin. When it's fully connecting from chin to cheeks it can not be cut off. Cutting on the flesh would be tattoos.

[@insertpoetryhere8567]

Justice Served there for... there are many sins that exist in life. So unless you plan on calling all of them out to every person you see with these sins, how can you dare call me out?

[@TecumsehSherman36]

APPARENTLY THIS PASTOR DID NOT READ WHEN JESUS SAVED A WOMAN FROM BEING STONED CAUSE SHE WAS ACCUSED OF SEXUAL ISSUES, AND HE ASKED THEM "WHO EVER IS WITHOUT SIN LET HIM THROW THE FIRST STONE!"

[@TecumsehSherman36]

picitnew HE DIDN'T CHANGE HIS MIND. TWO DIFFERENT STAGES. STAGE ONE WAS:BUILD THE NATION. LOTTA CHIPPING AWAY OF BAD HABITS ON THE PART OF HEBREWS. GOD HAD TO GET RID OF THE CANAANITES AND THEIR SINFUL WAYS, MANY HEBREWS AND THEIR SINFUL WAYS. IT WAS ROUGH. JESUS WAS THE LAST STAGE, A MATURE STAGE. JESUS PAYS WITH HIS LIFE AS THE ULTIMATE SACRIFICE THE LAW REQUIRED. THEN GRACE HAPPENS. LOVE.

[@picitnew]

Oh, so they were immoral. That makes it so much better and moral. Holy shit! Only a psychopath would call that moral.

[@TecumsehSherman36]

picitnew THREE THINGS: GOD IS ALWAYS JUST AND GOOD, SO HE PUNISHES EVIL. SECOND: GOD IS THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN DESTROY HIS CREATION, BECAUSE IT IS HIS. AND THIRD: GOD IS MORAL AND DESPISES IMMORALITY.

[@TecumsehSherman36]

picitnew God commanded the Hebrews to kill the canaanites. That was done. The hebrews took the land given to them by God. That was the reason. God is no longer telling the Hebrews to repeat the same ordeal nor is He telling us to kill. In fact He gave the law of "thou shall not kill".

[@TecumsehSherman36]

picitnew He wouldn't ask because His revelation is complete. No more. The old testament was the infancy stage of the relationship between God and men and God dealt with sin accordingly. His final stage was the intention all along...Jesus, but He first needed to pave the road.

[@Fa1c0]

If you eat shellfish, you should get stoned? My Mistake. I thought it was, if you get stoned you should eat shellfish, doritos, pizza and whatever other consumables you can find in the kitchen or order by phone.

[@surrealkitten9670]

I guess it depends on what kind of butter you cook the shellfish in.

[@thehund]

Dash Speed Shellfish is not kosher, no matter what

[@lewishudgens]

thehund AAAAAND that means what exactly????

[@surrealkitten9670]

Oh shit you're right! I'll just fry up some pigs feet... shit I can't do that either.

[@thehund]

also no cheeseburger or bacon.

[@ThePromisedWLAN]

Actually on the topic of stoning I believe Jesus made it pretty clear in *John 8:7*, he said, "Let any one of you who is without sin cast the first stone" meaning NO ONE has the right because no one is perfect. If these people read the bible instead of thumping them they would know this.

[@DNAsGhostzHouze]

C'mon you don't expect religious people to actually read their holy books do you?

[@lazaruslongnl9046]

I don't expect them to be able to read. Writing is a tool of the devil.

[@jamesphillips9131]

and guess what uses writing...science!!! therefore science is evil and of satan. checkmate Atheists

[@dspangs]

James Phillips XD Wow did you even know that writing ACTUALLY means Literature?! Not science, duh. ._.

[@partytor11]

James Phillips LOL

[@jamesphillips9131]

Concentrated Gaming i hope you know i was joking right? hahaha

[@brendacook7127]

No Jesus, doesn't suggest stoning anyone ... John 8 : 7 ''let him who is without sin cast the first stone'' - implying no one is without sin , therefore, NO one can persecute anyone else.The bible tells us in : Romans 3 : 23 '' for all have sinned , and come short of the glory of God .'' Jesus, said, on the cross '' forgive them father for they know not what they do ''.Jesus, DIED, FOR THE SINS OF ALL - NOT JUST FOR SOME ... don't let his death be in vain .... receive the free paid in full gift of eternal - life . May the spirit of God , convict you before it is to late . God, bless everyone .

[@kendal491]

***** u can repent u idiot I wonder who taught u that.

[@kendal491]

***** who taught u only the dead can repent something pagan I bet.

[@kendal491]

***** what bible ur reading from or should I say who in the hell interpretation ur using.

[@kendal491]

***** hell is the grave.

[@kendal491]

***** heaven coming here u say it in ur prayers.

[@vast5853]

As far as I remember, God/Jesus Was against stoning

[@shgfe3ay]

LOL the last few seconds: "When you die, thats fucking it.... thats why i drink Scotch, smoke pot and buy lingerie for my wife"

[@Twofacedgod]

-Knock, knock... -Who's there...? -Stone... -Stone who...?

[@xxALEXIZBEASTxx]

i had to read it a couple times before i got the joke lol

[@rachelmichelleniceys398]

No stoning today, come back tomorrow! HAHA that is just too hilarious

[@Nebukadnezzer]

Obviously stoning only takes place on appointment. Do they have to explain everything.

[@rachelmichelleniceys398]

Oh i hate waiting lol

[@Nebukadnezzer]

At least you can get an appointment for stoning. Just wait till you need someone quartered and drawn.

[@olbear303]

What Jimmy just did took courage.

[@Fa1c0]

Not only did Jesus not stone anyone, he actually prevented a stoning.

[@rubenpinamonti7125]

That passage was added more than a thousand years later by a medieval scribe...

[@Celrador]

ruben pinamonti Then how can you tell that this passage was added but all the other bullshit is true?

[@j3i3m333]

Celrador It seems to me that Jesus was a good guy. They made him a prophet and a God when he died. But he is really a good guy. The other bullshit was made to fit the king's and emperor's agenda to get people to follow them without questioning. Its sad, but it is what it is.

[@FrstSpctr88]

Celrador Atleast they added stuff that calmed people down abit, since they were propably being too active in hunting heretics at the time. Might have made someone very sad to see people just spying on each other to bust them for heresy to the church...

[@Fa1c0]

ruben pinamonti All of the bible is fiction, so it really doesn't matter when it was added. The point is, it's in there.

[@NeilK994]

I always expect any tyt video with either Jimmy or Ben to be funny as fuck :]

[@sandmanhh67]

Jimmy Dore fuckin ROCKS!

[@ScrubPuppyOpinion]

I have no doubt that Christ would embrace a homosexual; however, I'm certain he would reject homosexuality at the same time. He loved the sinner, not the sin.

[@titosss1947]

But he would send them to hell right?!

[@Kashdontcare]

Malek John aint no hell bih

[@ScrubPuppyOpinion]

Malek John I don't know. That seems to be God's judgement. Christ was a savior of men.

[@1deepIsraelite]

ScrubPuppy Psalm 5:5 The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou hatest all workers of iniquity

[@1deepIsraelite]

ScrubPuppy That may sound good on a t-shirt, but it's not biblical, the bible says God hates sinners

[@MortimusGorgon]

God damn that line at the end was fucking unbelievably prefect. I always liked him as a commentator and a comedian but I respect that guy so much now

[@chestypants78]

The blacks in America were freed from slavery and then enslaved to blind faith and the threat of 'hell' and eternal damnation. Out of the frying pan and into the fire. "Oh Lawwd, can ye help me?"

[@Alvarez38006]

sorry bro but evolution takes blind faith , GOD does not .

[@orangejewsify]

38006 wait... what?

[@EpicurusIVXX]

38006 you mean it takes faith to understand how antibiotics work? Bacteria colonies can only build up a resistance to antibiotics through evolution. It is important to note that in every colony of bacteria, there are a tiny few individuals which are naturally resistant to certain antibiotics. This is because of the random nature of mutations. When an antibiotic is applied, the initial innoculation will kill most bacteria, leaving behind only those few cells which happen to have the mutations necessary to resist the antibiotics. In subsequent generations, the resistant bacteria reproduce, forming a new colony where every member is resistant to the antibiotic. This is natural selection in action. The antibiotic is "selecting" for organisms which are resistant, and killing any that are not. Evolution is a fact and if you disagree its safe to say you dont have a science degree.

[@Luke47895]

38006 Ahhh yet another product of childhood indoctrination and a weak mind. Such a sad combination.

[@Freeden]

38006 How does that make any sense what so ever?

[@SelfImmolatorANP]

separate the Jimmy Dore rant into its own video please TYT. Great stuff.

[@EnigmaHood]

They already did, it's called TYTComedy.

[@AlphaKiloOscarZulu]

Epic speech from Jimmy at the end there. Whenever I see him on the panel I know it's gonna be a great video

[@Klishar122]

"I wouldn't argue that Pastor Manning is a stoner." Lmao Anna, that was a good one.

[@edisonthethird]

Me being a Christian, I can say this. The Bible says that "Love covers a multitude of sins." Whether you believe homosexuality is a sin or not, your main job is to love that person no matter what! Sexuality does not define a person. Its only a small part of their lives! Im so sick of us Christians being so judgmental like we're the most perfect people on the Earth when we're some of the most imperfect people! I pray for the day we stop discriminating and hating on other people simply because they are different.

[@ebear9204]

It says to kill people who aren't believers. So, not really feeling the love. The bible is full of contradictions.

[@yoursleepparalysisdemon9969]

i want to give you a hug for that,not many pwople think like this and its upsetting

[@A1Kira]

ebear Wrong. That's Islam.

[@nataliemoraes2033]

Where does it say this in the NT?

[@nataliemoraes2033]

The Angry American No one ever died an atheist in the middle of a plane going down.

[@borissokachev1471]

John 8:7 “Let him who is without sin among you be the first to throw a stone at her.”

[@aidendiatheke]

Meaning for the ignorant: Judge not lest you be judged. Funny thing is that the bible also says 'condemn not and you will not be condemned, forgive and you will be forgiven.' Funny how these 'die hard Christians' never pay attention to the parts of the bible that prove problematic for them exercising their bigotry. The irritating bit is that these 'Christians' don't even know their own book.

[@lazaruslongnl9046]

***** Your copy of the Bible, i would read.

[@borissokachev1471]

aidendiatheke Christians follow the word of Christ. Why call them Christians if they do not abide by the word of their savoir? Matthew 7:16 Beware of the false prophets, who come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly are ravenous wolves. You will know them by their fruits.

[@aidendiatheke]

jonrotten31 No TRUE unicorn would ever impale that dickbag who opened the door...

[@borissokachev1471]

jonrotten31 "no true Scotsman would do such a thing" No man, who truly believes in equality, would oppress minorities. If he does, why take his word that he believes in equality? No Christian would ignore or go against the word of Christ the savoir. If he does, why take his word that he is a Christian?

[@DStyleBoxing]

Actually, In the Bible, Jesus is openly against stoning lol

[@jerseypunker7058]

Jesus said he supported the following of the laws of the Old Testament, something about not changing a "jot nor tittle". He also said the one without sin should cast the first stone.

[@jerseypunker7058]

iliveon Honestly, the very existence of the biblical Jesus -- I mean the man not the magician/zombie, just counting the real world stuff, not the David Blane shit -- is in question. Either way, the Bible has more contradictions and, by modern standards, immoral and or illogical examples, advice, or perceived commandments than sensible, useful, or beneficial bits. Aesop's Fables, Scooby Doo, and Star Trek Next Generation offer better lessons of how to thrive in the world today than any holy text I've ever perused. It's just too much work to sort through all the bullshit for the useful bits. And they're all far more amusing.

[@jenisedai]

Jesus said, "let he who is without sin cast the first stone." In other words, no one is perfect, therefore none of us should be stoning anyone else.

[@Nerobyrne]

***** don't know if you know this, but numbers is actually way before Jesus.

[@Nerobyrne]

drpiddleton how about Allah forced me to be an atheist and will punish me in hell for it. How about, god is the same way,. but his minions don't admit it anymore.

[@jenisedai]

No one and no thing 'forces' you to be an athiest- you choose that all on your own. God is not the same way, but I begin to doubt you would understand that.

[@jenisedai]

Nerobyrne Wrong on 3 counts: not a troll, not a muslim, and not a dude. My point was that your statement is a logical fallacy. Atheists believe that there is no god, so if you are an atheist then god/allah/whatever couldn't have made you that way- because he doesn't exist. If you truly believe that he made you that way then you aren't really an atheist, because then you do believe he exists, but have rejected him. If the Qur'an says that this is possible then I have to question its logic.

[@Nerobyrne]

jenisedai wow, you aren't a troll, you are an idiot -.- I was speaking fromw within the context of the Qur'an. Of COURSE I don't believe that god made me as I do not believe in god. I was saying that MUSLIMS believe that god made me this way, because it sais so in their book, and I was using it as an example of how evil Islam really is. The fact that I have to explain this is pretty sad. It's called "suspension of disbelief", accepting something as true even though you don't believe it for the moment in order to see the world from another perspective.

[@MatteoPrezioso]

"I'm here for the stoning" LOLOL she's great

[@Groth1175]

3:07 Jesus did say "let he who is without sin cast the first stone" Gotta ask why a sinful horrible atheist like me knows the bible better than Christians. I took the time to read the bible, are these people who are supposedly dedicating their entire lives to it too lazy to bother reading it? Pathetic!

[@CyborgNinja7]

Really, because I was just thinking of how this TYT panel, who aren't Christian, didn't even mention John 8:7. All they do is mock Christians, but know nothing except a few blurbs from the Bible about shellfish in Leviticus. Cenk, however, does know more. You want to think a few nutjobs in Harlem speak for all Christians?

[@Groth1175]

CyborgNinja7 the pattern of Christian ignorance of the bible I've noticed is widespread far beyond a few nuts in Harlem, Most know a handful of famous passages but only a few I have ever met in my life have actually read the thing cover to cover, fewer than 5. I know its a hard book.. But if you are going to dedicate your life to something AND scream at people for not agreeing, shouldn't they at least learn what it is they are dedicating themselves to? My point is.. if you genuinely believed in God, and you believe he is the all knowing all powerful intelligence that created the entire universe in only 6 days, and you believe deep down in your heart fully that he wrote a book specifically to help you live a good life, would you be to lazy to bother reading it as most christians are? Or would you spend every waking moment reading it over and over again memorizing every last little bit, giving up friends and family and career to make sure you dont miss a single thing? If I genuinely believed in God I would not just memorize the bible I would learn the original languages and memorize the source material aswell. But these people cant be bothered, they just nod and agree with whatever shit their preachers tell them. I have to conclude they (They being the majority of christianity) don't really believe in this stuff, they just like being part of a club.

[@brianb7112]

Groth1175 sounds quite alot like there is no true scottsman fallacy

[@Mattlott222]

Most atheists become atheists because they actually read their bible, instead of only the verses they're told to!

[@Groth1175]

Matt Lott Yup!

[@nickfrechen1]

"which is why i drink scotch, smoke pot, and buy lingerie for my wife" HAHAAA jimmy Dore is fucking hilarious!!!

[@Grnvolpe]

I always thought Jimmy had nothing to contribute except for his unnecessary sarcastic comments but the last half of this video surprised me

[@my-king]

Wow. Jimmy admits to being abused by a priest? I'm glad he can tell his story as its very important.

[@tangerinefarmer]

Often times the price of religion falls onto the children.

[@SuperSaiyanMaze]

That lesbian had some balls doing that. What if they'd been legitimate fanatics? Also, Jimmy's story sounds about right for how "the faithful" would react to pedophilia.

[@TheOriginalNightHawk]

"When will the stoner arrive" ahhh i would of died

[@TheTaskmaster]

even athiests know Jesus said "let he who is without sin cast the first stone"

[@HasturMora]

that and "all sins are equal in god's eyes"

[@Zarilen]

"We don't have any stones. Come back tomorrow."

[@PlanetBongoSan]

Bad planning no? I mean, you put up a sign and dont lay in some supplies for when demand picks up? Take no thought for the 'morrow, indeed

[@Zarilen]

PlanetBongoSan Indeed, it's bad marketing. I certainly won't be getting my weekly stoning from them anymore.

[@lnhart7157]

I remember one story from the bible where Jesus refused to stone a woman and asked people to throw the first stone, if they were without sin. so Jesus doesn't stone people, even "sinners". I can't really imagine that hippie stoning people, idk.

[@themagicayrtonsenna]

Of course, he was against judging and thus, punishing people. Isn't the afterlife a reward or a punisment for what you do in this life??? Apparently, these so called "doctor" doesn't have enoogh faith in his god. And even worse, he lies to the people in the congregation by saying Jesus is hateful, when the new testament shows the oposite.

[@lnhart7157]

***** ? If you see that metaphor as killing people....

[@Leedark3]

Best... rant... ever. I love you, Jimmy.

[@kirstenrollins2130]

The Church ran out of Cannabis, so they asked her to come back tomorrow.

[@DaCoolDawgs]

Nice speech at the end :)

[@Tbirdyyy]

"which is why i drink scotch, smoke pot, and buy lingerie for my wife" was the best outro in this shows history

[@WardancerHB]

Jimmy Dore is my hero! :-)

[@ElMadmarktigan]

Yep. hes fuking cool.

[@flashcloud666]

Yeah, he's a really down to earth person.

[@ElMadmarktigan]

And funny, i mean... that stuff hes telling if fuking creepy, and hes like... dunno, i like his dark humor.

[@livinginvancouverbc2247]

Holy shit Jimmy. That blew my mind.

[@hoopoverthehill]

Jimmy is so fucking right. Life is a privilege, so enjoy it folks.

[@AbominableHuman]

End was great, just saying.

[@Insanonaga]

***** Butthurt butthurt butthurt. I believe Smiling Aussie said it best. " Blessed are.. ...the poor in spirit: for theirs is the kingdom of Heaven. (5:3) ...those who mourn: for they will be comforted. (5:4) ...the meek: for they will inherit the earth. (5:5) ...those who hunger and thirst for righteousness: for they will be filled. (5:6) ...the merciful: for they will be shown mercy. (5:7) ...the pure in heart: for they will see God. (5:8) ...the peacemakers: for they will be called children of God. (5:9) ...those who are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. (5:10) Oh what's this, no stoning gays? Wow... Do you know why? Because Jesus never preached hate. Something (you) right-wing illiterates love to overlook."

[@AbominableHuman]

What the fuck are you two on about?

[@Insanonaga]

***** He's been leaving comments everywhere spreading his bigoted crap. Just like the rest of his soon-to-be-extinct race of negligible IQ leveled religious nutcases.

[@philster611-ih8te]

if the person who answered the door isn't gay then Im gonna get stoned.

[@alonzo9772]

The bible also says you need to get the death penalty if you wear clothing made of more than one fabric. I can see Pastor Manning wearing cotton and polyester. Why doesn't he sacrifice himself to prove a point?

[@Hannahcode1]

What the crap are you talking about ? You have no clue but to make shit up!

[@xebek]

Hannahcode1 Your second sentence is nonsensical. It makes no sense. Also, read the bible. That's in there. So is stoning people for working on the sabbath, eating shellfish, stoning unruly children, owning people as property, being permitted to beat them, making rape victims marry their rapists, etc.. Horrific stuff. Not surprising, though, considering the mindset of the people back then who authored those books. We've come a loooong way.

[@Ejay669]

Hannahcode1 In my experience this is the typical reaction. Most "religious" people haven't actually read the bible. Leviticus 19:19. It sounds ludicrous doesn't it? Because it is. Nonsensical retardation irrelevant to the modern world. Let's grow up; stop following thousand year old books and start making the world a better place for human beings.

[@markcarleton1085]

Jay667b They aren't supposed to, it says so in the Bible.

[@xebek]

Mark Carleton Incorrect. God actually instructs these these. Read Exodus 21 for starters. You can deny it all you like but it's right there in the text. Your god is an immoral fictional thug.

[@InternetFad]

Well that escalated quickly.

[@Pythagoras211]

Jimmy is right at the end, not even Christ believed in the 'afterlife'

[@newsunnewenergy2023]

I so glad that dude shared his story at the end. Truth hurts.

[@pdoylemi]

Yes, Jesus did say something about gays, and if it is to be believed, he would have stoned this person, because he said that all those old laws are eternal, and he who breaks even the smallest one will be least in heaven. Is Jesus least in heaven? I think not. So yeah, Jesus would stone her. I get sick of people making out Jesus to be such a great guy - he was a bigot - if he existed.

[@TazHall]

Pat Doyle Read the Bible and try again. Matthew, Mark, Luke, John.

[@pdoylemi]

tazia hall What? How many times does it take? 3 times cover to cover (minus all the "begats") plus re-reading many of the gospels, and major stories of the OT is not enough? Admittedly, Jesus broke the law at least once, and if we believe the story of the adulterous woman (which doesn't appear in any early manuscript until after 400 AD) maybe twice. But he supported the law which requires gays to be killed. Not only did he support it, but if you believe that Jesus and god are one, that he MADE that law! He was the one that called gays an abomination in the first place! The Bible says that god is eternal and unchanging, which means Jesus was a part of god all along, and so anything in the old testament was Jesus.

[@pdoylemi]

***** Then you don't believe the Bible.

[@pdoylemi]

***** The Bible says he does not. So you don't believe the Bible. The Bible says that god is eternal and unchanging.

[@pdoylemi]

***** So you don't believe the Bible. You just said so.

[@horrorjunkie92]

Jimmy is awesome.

[@carpepesci]

"That's why I drink scotch, smoke pot, and buy lingerie for my wife." Well fuckin' said, Jimmy.

[@NubianTribesman]

Jimmy freaking Dore!

[@ThomasTheFapEngine]

"Which is why I drink scotch, smoke pot, and buy lingerie for my wife" I don't know what the guy with the glasses is called, but his finishing speech. Wow. Amazing job XD

[@SergeiFragov]

"Let he who is without sin throw the first stone."... rings a bell, doesn't it :D

[@carlylespicks]

I would not be laughing about a child molesting priest though. Nothing funny about that. Really now?

[@joshuahenry987]

Lot of people deal with hard times and bad memory with laughter. Same with tragedy such as death. Now that might not be what they are doing here, but just something to think about.

[@carlylespicks]

If he was the only one laughing then maybe, but I'd NEVER take that liberty with another person. They can laugh all they want, I'm going to treat it with kid gloves because I know how sensitive it could be. Regardless of their feelings, it's not a laughing matter.

[@jdore466]

Carlyle's Picks yeah, thats what the left needs, another margret dumont.

[@lowgrade84]

hes the one that has to deal with it so let him deal with it how he likes and i think the other were nervous about the subject and i know i laugh when nervous. inappropriate maybe but i dont think they really think its a funny matter.

[@carlylespicks]

Rob Collins You are more optimistic than I. In America, most people think prison rape is a laughing matter, so I don't think this is a stretch. People try to act like they are so sophisticated and humane, but from where I'm standing, slavery, the crusades, the holocaust....it all makes sense. The same darkness that existed then, exists today. We are just more "sophisticated". It's just like if you asked a person seriously about prison rape, they would say "Of course that is not funny and I don't support that. That is horrible". That SAME person will be the one laughing about "don't drop the soap". I NEVER in ANY way find any atrocities funny. Human suffering is very real and very present and I posses too much empathy to be able to laugh.

[@rockthestrand]

Why does a church even need keys? I mean "don't steal" is one of the top 10.

[@OliviaSBee]

Jimmy's speech there is maybe the most powerful thing on TYT ever.

[@LoraKnutson]

Anybody who promotes hate is disgusting. Whether or not you believe in god or not, or whether or not you believe in Ala or not. We all have the right to believe in what ever religion or non-religions that we want to. But nobody should be promoting hate, for anybody. If they aren't hurting you and yours what does it matter?

[@ClaraSantos-kb2xu]

Agreed to you.. as a Christian.. i hate it (even tho im not supposed to hate) whenever i see other believers hating on homosexual people... i mean we do believe being homosexual is a sin... but still.. i mean.. i may not be homosexual but i am still a sinner.. i do bad stuff too.. everyone does whether youre a believer or not so i really dont like it when people hate on each other :-(

[@Gerroditus]

Christina Valenzuela Almost as horrible a sin as eating shrimp, which gets condemned in the Bible more than twice as often as homosexuality does.

[@DragAmiot]

Damn Jimmy Dore nailed it at the end

[@jo05dk]

Jimmy Dore = absolute win in this one.

[@Demarcoa]

what's that bible phrase... "let he who is without sin..."

[@adammorgan4315]

Me: hey, I'm gay I want to get stoned. Person at church: okey, follow me. *takes me to the basement which is also a pot farm.*

[@taotd]

you might say his jimmies were rustled

[@IvyViper]

YES

[@coosoorlog]

I love how Dore just completely steals the segment :D

[@thekempinator]

haha what an epic closer. "So enjoy it right now. That's why I drink scotch, smoke pot and buy lingerie for my wife". Someone needed to edit a gunshot sound into the video as soon as he finished

[@bigjavo36]

"i'm so uncomfortable right now" you arent the only one ana.

[@martialartsnerd7673]

He who is without sin may cast the first stone.

[@booploops22]

Jimmy just became 30% more awesome, and he's already pretty amazing.

[@battlebear7214]

***** You should really just get out of here. Nobody likes you.

[@IAMinDreams]

isn't it a man shall not lie with another man? That has nothing to do with a lesbian.

[@antotheja251]

love all the below "stoned" references, referring to getting "high" ;) awesome!

[@jaffat3560]

My problem with religion and I mean any and all religion is that people twist it to fit their own hate! I believe in God but not religion, I also believe that if you treat people with respect, empathy, love and kindness and don't hurt anyone you will go to heaven regardless of sexuality etc. why should a murder, rapist, child or animal abuser get to go to heaven just because all of a sudden they have found god, and a person who happens to be gay and in a loving relationship and doing no harm to others not get to heaven? Sounds a bit backwards to me, but then I'm a lesbian so I guess I'm going to hell anyway!

[@MaggaraMarine]

maxismax100 dID YOU FORGET YOUR cAPS lOCK ON?

[@MaggaraMarine]

***** Well, being gay is not all about sex, just like being straight is not all about sex. Gays can have straight sex and it still doesn't make them straight. And straight people can have gay sex and it doesn't make them gay. Sexual orientation is what you feel inside of you. It's about who you feel attracted to. But whatever. Yes, I have no problem with you seeing it as weird or whatever. I mean, it's pretty natural - if you are straight, it's really hard to understand gays, because you simply can't feel that way. But I don't think what people do in their bedroom matters. It's a private thing. If somebody wants to do it, let them. If they like it, let them like it. Somebody being gay has no effect on your life. I don't think somebody being gay should have any effect on how you treat that person. I mean, them being gay is irrelevant. As I said, I know some gays and they are normal people. I wouldn't even know they were gays if somebody hadn't told me. What they do in their bedroom is really not my business, and I don't even want to know about it. I think my only point is accepting them as human beings, and treating everybody equally, regardless of their sexual orientation. Because in the end their sexual orientation is totally irrelevant.

[@MaggaraMarine]

***** Whether we use "gay" or "homosexual" is irrelevant. With "gay" I mean "homosexual", not "happy". Words can have different meanings, that's not a new thing. If you think homosexuality is only about the act, then you don't understand what sexual orientation means. I would suggest reading the Wikipedia article for example. (And don't even start with the "you can't trust Wikipedia, blablabla" - it's not 2003 any more.) "Sexual orientation is an enduring pattern of romantic or sexual *attraction* (or a combination of these) to persons of the opposite sex or gender, the same sex or gender, or to both sexes or more than one gender." So if you are attracted to the same sex, you are a homosexual. If you are attracted to both sexes, you are a bisexual. If you are attracted to the opposite sex, you are a heterosexual. That's the objective definition of sexuality. Whether it's nature or nurture is a thing that not all people agree with. When two homosexuals find each other, they are not trying to shape each other. They both fall in love with each other, just like a man and a woman do. Also, homosexuals who chose to be heterosexuals most of the time still have gay sex secretly. That's a proven fact. Also, the worst homophobics are usually homosexuals themselves. And why many homosexuals stopped believing in God? Well, there are a couple of explanations I can think of. 1) The age when people figure out they are homosexuals is usually when they hit puberty. That's also the age when people start having more individual thoughts and they aren't that dependent on their parents any more. That's when people really start using their own brains and their worldview develops. Children believe anything their parents tell them. But teenagers usually start thinking a lot more critically. Some keep their faith, others lose it. This happened to me and also some of my friends. I didn't buy the religion as a fact any more and started questioning it. I'm not saying it can't be true, but I'm not saying I believe in it. Because I simply don't know. So this applies to all people, not just homosexuals. At a certain age people start wondering about these things more deeply and many people lose their faith. Some others find God at that age. Some of them are homosexuals, some of them are heterosexuals. It really has nothing to do with your sexual orientation. Because as I said, that's also the age when most people figure out their sexual orientation. 2) They come from a religious family that doesn't tolerate their "lifestyle". So they figure out they don't want to belong to a religion whose members have hateful attitude towards their "lifestyle" (of course not everybody does, but there are a lot of them). But there are gays who believe in God. And many actual gays are closeted. They don't want to reveal their sexual orientation to others, because they fear that they will get hated for it, or they are just not comfortable with it. And this is when people may start the "defensive mode", ie pointing fingers at others. Because they don't want people to figure out they are gay. And nobody will think you are gay if you are hateful against gays.

[@cliffords2315]

Jaffa T No only one bad religion the one these people at TYT worship allah the Devil

[@NovusIgnis]

The reason why is as simple as following the rules. Did you not get in trouble when you broke one of the rules when you were a kid? God loves everyone, and invites them all to live in His house, but you must obey the rules He sets forth. Rules that he has created to facilitate a joyous, happy, fruitful life on earth. That's all there is to it. Someone does something bad, but truly repents, will gain access because they have come running home to our Father. Trying to be gay/evil/a sinner and gain access to heaven is like being kicked out of the house cause you didn't follow your parents rules(no drugs, no sex, joker tattoos etc) and then standing outside the front door while it's raining, trying to guilt them into letting you in. You cannot force God's hand. He does what He does because He loves us and knows what's best for us. Our relationship with Him is literally like that of a child and parent.

[@okniceguy]

Jimmy Doore...wow.

[@Trajanify]

Jimmy Doore awesome dude.

[@suspencearts5291]

I love your subtitles! they are the most hilarious part, and not distracting at all. You could do a whole show reading how messed up they are.

[@EntropyAcolyte]

I'm glad this wasn't entirely about the girl trying to get stoned, enjoyed Jimmy's story much more

[@Carpenter4134]

Holy shit this video got crazy towards the end.

[@l.k.2355]

This story got real depressing at the end. But I really admire Jimmy.

[@MarshaAltidor]

There will come mockers and scoffers in the last days..

[@Pr0fessorScience]

Marsha Altidor And they will be those who call themselves "Christian" yet preach hatred and bigotry, for their eyes are truly closed, and they will not be able to recognize their savior.

[@michaelstrahan2.0]

maxismax100 Leviticus 11:12King James Version (KJV)12 Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you. Go eat a shrimp and sit down.

[@jmitterii2]

Marsha Altidor Circular self re-enforced bull shit... it's anticipating the predictions won't happen and that people will discover reality and abandon it, so they better have a point to put people will deny it because evidence, so see, we at least predicted our bullshit will be called, therefore you must rally behind the apparent bullshit based on the evidence to preserve it. LOL! Christianity isn't the only religion to use this pathetic circular tactic.

[@helpfulhazz5588]

+Marsha Altidor There have been "mockers and scoffers" for the past 2000 years. The "last days" sure are dragging on, aren't they? In fact, the last days seem to be getting further away, because Christianity is currently the largest religion on the planet by a wide margin. But go ahead and keep up your persecution complex if it makes you feel good.

[@ashmika8304]

Where the hell is Cenk??

[@Twofacedgod]

He was either celebrating his birthday or sick. The day before this he didn't stop coughing during the whole show...

[@ashmika8304]

Ahh ok;) Poor Cenkster!!

[@allways28]

'The Dark Lord has Nine. But we have One, mightier than they: the White Rider. He has passed through the fire and the abyss, and they shall fear him. We will go where he leads.' - the apostle paul speaking of jesu.....oh wait no thats Aragorn talking about Gandalf.

[@1xrosexredx1]

Her voice is so goddamned sweet.

[@boonloveslove]

closing remarks - buy lingerie from my wife ..hahaha

[@beenyloo8864]

he who is guiltless shall throw the first stone

[@Freeden]

Good for her. These religions which preach this kind of hate need to be called out on it. More people need to confront these religious organizations about their hateful messages. Not all of course, because I am sure somewhere, some church is willing to do the stoning. But the majority are BS and need to be called out on it. So, good for her.

[@GibLit1988]

Jimmy's story is such a tangent, but I'm glad he told it.

[@i-love-comountains3850]

Haha that last line though omg lol

[@Rawny]

Wow, just wow Jimmy. Hope you don't mind but I quoted you and posted on my FB.