Him: “ awe honey what’s wrong..?” Me: “ well, it all started when I was born..”
@MaishaOnTop4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@hutao93734 жыл бұрын
#relatable
@Honeypanik4 жыл бұрын
Same
@scarrd34934 жыл бұрын
#relatable
@larakennedy26444 жыл бұрын
Mood 😂
@jamirahks5 жыл бұрын
my friends: “so who’s your new boyfriend?” me: *shows them these audios*
@Cover_by_Levon_Hill5 жыл бұрын
Beware my love
@UpliftingJas5 жыл бұрын
@@Cover_by_Levon_Hill beware of what
@UshijimasBodypillow5 жыл бұрын
I want to like your comment but it has 69 likes🤣
@Maya-jz1zv4 жыл бұрын
What friends, wtf
@lacedarrow4 жыл бұрын
😌🤚
@stank71185 жыл бұрын
Me, a girl with curly hair looking at this title like: *back tf up hun*
@TheFabi1825 жыл бұрын
"dont touch them, my curls decided to behave today". He can touch the roots tho
@angienure53235 жыл бұрын
BRUH I CAN RELATE SO HARD!!!
@aquarius20425 жыл бұрын
same
@iamalleb92455 жыл бұрын
MY GAWD SAME THE STRUGGLE WITH CURLY HAIR
@aaliyahrose7125 жыл бұрын
I FELT THIS ON A SPIRITUAL LEVEL Him: “let me play with your hair” Me: boi not with these defined curls i need these to last
@amelia50645 жыл бұрын
I know this is gonna sound a little weird but K has honestly become my safe place. Whenever I’m anxious or lonely or just in a bad mood, I listen to his audios and feel a lot better
@Agagnier4 жыл бұрын
Same for me but I found CardlinAudio first so I have a deeper connection.
@larrystylinson41754 жыл бұрын
MK. J.E. BA. cardlin hits different
@killerqueen67334 жыл бұрын
@@Agagnier same omg he's the best
@AlexAlex-wy6iz4 жыл бұрын
I know right? His audios are just so calming, they makes me so happy 😄
@zyanyaipac13454 жыл бұрын
Facts.
@shortmvvideos5 жыл бұрын
Him : " your eyes are all puffy, I think you cried " Me : ExCuSe Me I aM NoT a BaBy, I dOn'T cRy. **starts tearing up because I realize how much I cry**
@jainaalchorn35474 жыл бұрын
Same
@loveygummi4 жыл бұрын
me too, ill cry at the stupidest times. like something sad will happen and ill be perfectly fine but then sometimes ill just randomly burst out in tears... it's a curse
@barbatostea4 жыл бұрын
I was literally about to cry today because my mom asked if I wanted mc Donald's and my sis said NO (even though I didn't eat all day) *She better sleep with one eye open from now on*
The “Hmmms” and “mmMmm” and “mhmms” get me every time.
@jais45325 жыл бұрын
Why doesn't KZbin have a love button instead of a like button?!
@talileonard25535 жыл бұрын
babygirlxhorror 94 because it doesn’t need to
@laurakate0014 жыл бұрын
babygirlxhorror 94 we obviously need it
@adijaangel77644 жыл бұрын
It makes sense why would you put a dislike button there. Just put a love button and no dislike button
@elizalee78334 жыл бұрын
RIGHT
@queenpotat76943 жыл бұрын
@@adijaangel7764 agreed
@discwar73795 жыл бұрын
Imagine laying in bed and hearing the person sleeping next to u yell something like "NANI"
@takokoo5 жыл бұрын
Givemebleach Now IAIIDHE 💀😂😂😂😂
@bellaocappella5 жыл бұрын
Wtf 😂
@gib_shmercy5 жыл бұрын
me ; “NaNi?!??!!!!” him ; *suprised pikachu* “excuse me, what?”
@marianneh18875 жыл бұрын
Omg...i think I would scream too
@talileonard25535 жыл бұрын
Well they’re Japanese or speak Japanese that’s probably going to happen 😂
@z.e.l.s5 жыл бұрын
Him: *breathes* Me: I love you 🥺 Fun fact: I’ve actually used that Library Card line before, I’ve never been so proud
@irisenriquez71594 жыл бұрын
That's just cringe
@z.e.l.s4 жыл бұрын
Iris Enríquez it is what it is
@papa_is_back_with_the_milk2 жыл бұрын
@@z.e.l.s yes it is what it is 😩✨
@ajones23675 жыл бұрын
*glances up at my afro* I don’t know if that’s gonna work out, boo.
@cinnamongirl75194 жыл бұрын
😭😅word
@earthtotiffanyy4 жыл бұрын
Fr 😔👊🏾
@NebulaRain945 жыл бұрын
“My little girl”. “Kitten”. K ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME For real tho please always say pet names because ITS SO CUTE 😭💖
@takokoo5 жыл бұрын
*has my natural curly hair all out that I look like a lion now* Me: _reads title_ Me: well hello there- 👀😂
@iiEdensBlessingii5 жыл бұрын
Höney Bee bro I felt that 😂😂😂
@berenicedt53035 жыл бұрын
Höney Bee oof the dangers of it getting tangled
@berenicedt53035 жыл бұрын
@@EJ-qp8vs part of our soul and our hair
@crisjames3165 жыл бұрын
"Nothing got you." Well, you did, K.
@duckiecone10555 жыл бұрын
Me: *watches with my sister* also me: *holds my breath the entire time*
@mxbuns84545 жыл бұрын
69 likes guys, nobody fuck this gem up
@quartz_cosplays27855 жыл бұрын
cozybang I fucked it up by accident I’m so sorry-
@krisbang23825 жыл бұрын
I’ll give you a like but... You have 69likes and... I’m weird
@mxbuns84545 жыл бұрын
@@quartz_cosplays2785 arrested
@okaykels5 жыл бұрын
Him: what would make you happy right now? Me: listening to your voice
@wiltedwonderland87515 жыл бұрын
Is it weird I’m listening to this whilst wrapping Christmas presents...
@noelkingston50725 жыл бұрын
girl i listen to these doing anything. laundry, homework, drawing. literally everything lmao
@marissaduarte90694 жыл бұрын
@@noelkingston5072 same bro 😂
@goodthingsonly235 жыл бұрын
OMG, I woke up from a bad dream and found this... I legit started crying 😭 (It sucks cause my bf was at work, which caused me to freak out a little more, then i saw the notification and I started crying. I'm currently hugging my pillow listening to this while I text my bf....)
@jiminak97164 жыл бұрын
We black Girls be like no Way 😂😂
@jazmin_219 Жыл бұрын
me: laughs with my 4c hair 😭😭
@sarahg52718 ай бұрын
Frrrr
@teruzuken30055 жыл бұрын
i was about to have another nap cause im sick bUt look whaT wE hAvE hERe
@jamirahks5 жыл бұрын
beagle wooof it’s the best feeling when you fall asleep to his audios...
@jamirahks5 жыл бұрын
beagle wooof it’s the best feeling when you fall asleep to his audios...
@moonexe1674 жыл бұрын
I listen to these when I sleep-
@cristionabrady49405 жыл бұрын
I just stumbled on this and it's something I never tried before. I've been suffering with a lot of night terrors for the past few months and this somehow made that tight feeling in my chest feel a little bit better. It feels so odd knowing someone's voice, someone I don't know, can make me feel cared about, more than anyone else in my life can manage to. And your voice is lovely by the way. I feel less alone just lying here, I hope I'm not oversharing. This just helps. Thank you very much. I hope you have a lovely day x
@lea41405 жыл бұрын
Playing with my hair is my absolute weakness, I absolutely love it
@choisanwoojung5 жыл бұрын
he protecc he attacc but most importantly he sends tingles down my bacc.. when he calls me sweetie or babie or any other cute pet names
@ellie-pm9hp5 жыл бұрын
*baby
@choisanwoojung5 жыл бұрын
it’s slang lmao
@ellie-pm9hp5 жыл бұрын
- heavensvfx still not grammatically correct tho is it..🤭
@valtxpia5 жыл бұрын
@@ellie-pm9hp no one asked
@choisanwoojung5 жыл бұрын
ellie who gives a shit, it wasn’t supposed to be
@takokoo5 жыл бұрын
Kick you? Sir, if I were to kick you, you’ll be kicked all the way to the moon- *Don’t test me* 💀😂 ಠ_ಠ
@clo67794 жыл бұрын
I went through SEVEN different boyfriend asmr channels to find the right one. WE HAVE A WINNER 🏆🏆
@rainechristian44214 жыл бұрын
congrats, you have made it to the BESG boyfriend audio asmr channel ever. Enjoy!
@soussistar68225 жыл бұрын
"love snores.." why was that so cute 🥺
@deebus_weebus5 жыл бұрын
**terrible pickup line** dont talk me i'm angy 🥺🥺
@pablosmith51905 жыл бұрын
say what now
@talileonard25535 жыл бұрын
Me in a nutshell
@willsbff5 жыл бұрын
@@pablosmith5190 she angy
@angienure53235 жыл бұрын
“Let me play with your hair” Me:*curly headed* Me:mmmm oki buuut....if your hand got stuck it’s not my fault🤷🏼♀️tho
@abbyjoana71234 жыл бұрын
I be like NOOOOO don't do IT! I just did them! They're so defined! Please no! I'M BEGGING YOU😭😭😭
@ddozen8834 жыл бұрын
I wear a bonnet sir 😂
@timbernichols5 жыл бұрын
This is when I love being Pansexual because my girlfriend listens to these ASMR boyfriend roleplays too.... ... So am I cheating on her or is she cheating with me??? Update: She broke up with me.... so I listened to these while crying in the closet
@eleanormcarthur90724 жыл бұрын
Touche 👌
@zoe_murtagh_034 жыл бұрын
Awwww, I'm so sorry to hear that.
@eleanormcarthur90724 жыл бұрын
Oh no!
@bryleigh_2224 жыл бұрын
I'm so sorry! Here is some love for you❤️♥️💛💚💙💜 And they are in rainbow order for LGBT+ community
@ang876645 жыл бұрын
My only nightmare is waking up without you ❤️
@immiecutler93675 жыл бұрын
THIS IS WHAT BEING SINGLE FOR ALL MY LIFE DOES TO ME
@gayisyayxox23795 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha.. Haha..... Hah... I’m so Single it’s starting to hurt ;-;
@berenicedt53035 жыл бұрын
GayIsYay XoX dont worry we all do UwU
@gayisyayxox23795 жыл бұрын
Bery Nice WE’RE ALL SINGLE PRINGLES!! ;-;
@berenicedt53035 жыл бұрын
Yess you are a part of the single girls with standards
@gayisyayxox23795 жыл бұрын
Bery Nice Thanks To K Very HIGH standards xD
@ilovewatermelon85874 жыл бұрын
I felt that
@lyvre74915 жыл бұрын
Me on the outside: (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ touch my hair, poof Me on the inside: (ಥ﹏ಥ) it hurts for god sake. Stop trying to get your fingers trough my pigtail.
@sedyisWRECKED4 жыл бұрын
him : " aww honey what's wrong" me : I'm glad you asked **pull-up a 200 page PowerPoint**
@lexy76504 жыл бұрын
Him “it was chasing you” me automatically thinking forky from toy story chasing me 😭🖐🏻
@sleepyjester3 жыл бұрын
BAHAHAHAHSJSH
@lexy76503 жыл бұрын
@@sleepyjester IDK WHY BAHAHHA
@bun27385 жыл бұрын
Completely random but I really like today’s background. The blue black purple white is really pretty ❤️❤️
@arianna14894 жыл бұрын
okay i know that it’s been a long time since this video went up.. but hear me out so if you listen very closely at 2:18 you hear is stomach growl i call those specific ones tummy farts but tell me WHY i found that so cute like...
@BoyfriendAudioASMR4 жыл бұрын
hahahaha you caught me! There's more than one audio where my stomach growled. xD
@emood12105 жыл бұрын
*Bald people have left the chat*
@milo4363 жыл бұрын
I’m dead 😂😂😂😂
@sleepyjester3 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHHA
@gloriacaizzi1554 жыл бұрын
“What’s wrong?” Me: *period.*
@ginjiamanobanchan5 жыл бұрын
K, you’ve done it again. I woke up early, seeing this update, listened to it, laughed, smiled and fall asleep. It’s like you really help me, this is always cute, whatever you do and make for us, I really appreciate it. Stay awesome K, wouldn’t get tired of listening to you. Your laugh especially, it tickles my ears. Stay healthy and amazing. ~❌⭕️❌⭕️
@jule210705 жыл бұрын
Your laughing about the joke was really the prettiest thing I ever heard in my holeeeee life! I melted
@confusedbubble79485 жыл бұрын
" let me play with your hair " . Sure hun . I just use my new conditioner , hope y like it . 😂
@ChalkEChelcee5 жыл бұрын
That Joke was pretty good how about this One (When i found it I died) "I was wondering why the Ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me"
@takokoo5 жыл бұрын
Kupfer why did I wheeze so hard 💀😂
@ChalkEChelcee5 жыл бұрын
@@takokoo this means the Joke worked xD
@takokoo5 жыл бұрын
Kupfer it definitely worked 😂😂😂
@ChalkEChelcee5 жыл бұрын
@@takokoo I found a Joke for Christmas Season, shall I bring it? :D
@takokoo5 жыл бұрын
Kupfer yes. 😂
@onairwithyou8245 жыл бұрын
For the past 9 years (and still to this day) I get very vivid nightmares and have experienced multiple episodes of sleep paralysis. And I’ve dealt with these by myself as far as I could remember, but this was really nice and I am going to try using this audio to help me. Thank you, keep up the good work, your work means a lot~
@saraburton98124 жыл бұрын
Him: I know were you ticklish and you can’t stop me (Starts tickling) Me (slaps) I can’t stop you huh ?
@sophiarose03145 жыл бұрын
i don’t know what it is but i get butterflies when you include tickles ahaha. one day i would love an audio with a tickle fight involved or some cheer up tickles...❤️
@BrittLeighhhhhhhh5 жыл бұрын
Yesssss
@littlewolf43874 жыл бұрын
Yes please I love tickles
@cailynvries17884 жыл бұрын
Yes! I would love that!
@abbigailmcmorrow20444 жыл бұрын
Same
@broski19224 жыл бұрын
yesss
@busylovingmoon3 жыл бұрын
THIS, THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE AUDIO.
@busylovingmoon3 жыл бұрын
"Whatever it is, it's not stupid" Soul has left the chat
@raydaly88273 жыл бұрын
When this first came out, I remember being pretty upset since it was one of few audios I just couldn’t get absorbed into since I was very bald. Now, I finally have enough hair to play with so I’m looking forward to hearing it again.
@Mell20015 жыл бұрын
"Bedroom rules . . . sort of."
@zaragask32245 жыл бұрын
I swear every time you post it’s a video with exactly what I’ve been looking for forever omg
@jaehyunsmissingsock59474 жыл бұрын
I woke up from a nightmare and immediately searched this video up I feel so much better now this guy is literally perfect I get so happy listening to these videos Mydreamwaskindasimilartobeingchasedtoosothatwas:0
@bambisbluebell5 жыл бұрын
Literally woke up from a bad nightmare and checked my phone looking for something to relax me and I see this. Thank you sm.
@lillystanley86983 жыл бұрын
Bro this audio, made my heart just melt!!!
@TheFabi1825 жыл бұрын
Your jokes are so adorable, and your laugh is everything
@---mb8zk4 жыл бұрын
it wasn’t a nightmare, it was reality.
@NaamahB1t4 жыл бұрын
I can't be the only one who started singing head shoulders knees and toes at 1:06
@oceanmansam2114 жыл бұрын
"let me play with your hair" boi my head is shaved i aint got nun
@morglyne5 жыл бұрын
I could listen to K’s soothing voice for hours and never get bored.
@heeyyalexis__5 жыл бұрын
Wish I had someone like you in my life 🥺😣❤️
@nofuckingcluetbh41434 жыл бұрын
Him: let me play with your hair Has flash backs from year 3 when you best friend ate you hair: 👁💧👄💧👁 NO SIR
@takokoo5 жыл бұрын
I see that KZbin didn’t give me a notification- They prolly acting up based on how much dislikes they got at the Rewind 💀😂
@berenicedt53035 жыл бұрын
Höney Bee OMG SAME
@Tiffanynguyen535 жыл бұрын
They stop giving me notifications....
@earth2.amayah3563 жыл бұрын
Him: let me play with ur hair Me:👩🏾🦱
@Gin_D5 жыл бұрын
Why did this remind me of a not so funny nightmare... A giant crab was chasing after me it was really scary ;-;
@onyxmontero5 жыл бұрын
Something Weird *;-; oh my god-* I feel bad for you, my Dream was about- My dream: *Me getting eaten by Ramen Noodles*
@Gin_D5 жыл бұрын
Gay For Kirishima poor you... Btw I love your username 😏🤣
@dorianutterback69245 жыл бұрын
I was 8 when I had a terrifying nightmare. Some alien-like creature bit a dudes finger off. I saw every detail
@valtxpia5 жыл бұрын
I had a dream of a giant pikachu chasing after me
@cr0wn_37135 жыл бұрын
@@onyxmontero what? XD
@rudeboy55384 жыл бұрын
Me with curly hair: this is the *BEST* nightmare.
@dayanamulamba56434 жыл бұрын
me and my curly hair in my bonnet tf are you playing with the bonnet
@brealinjordynvu28874 жыл бұрын
"I won't think it's stupid" Me: *Number 1~ the blush*
@mikucinnamon80305 жыл бұрын
Me: Time to get the headphones Me running around the house look for them My mum: calm down Jesus Christ My head: well I’ll be going to hell Also I’m early thank you for posting after a long day ❤️
@eleanormcarthur90724 жыл бұрын
*PREACH*
@k1ttylver2275 жыл бұрын
How can someone’s voice be so hot and soothing at the same time??????
@carina44245 жыл бұрын
i think at this point i've fallen in love and i can't get up
@nyaorsumn84473 жыл бұрын
* blinks in 4c* you can’t touch my hair sir
@eleanormcarthur90724 жыл бұрын
Him: I brought my library card- Me: ohhh nooooooo 😆 plz no 😆
@Melotinecookies4 жыл бұрын
Him:”aw honey what’s wrong?” Me:well it all started at my birth...neither of my parents showed up to it. And it all went down from there.
@saranitschke28755 жыл бұрын
0:19 Did yall feel that too?? or is it just me 👀🦋 😳(iykyk)
@j.92444 жыл бұрын
Me: *sees title* Also me: *cries in box braids*
@shortersglasses5764 жыл бұрын
Me who never had a nightmare and if I did I don’t remember: 🕷👄🕷 damn..uh so then the clown was chasing me-
@nourata.58935 жыл бұрын
I was going to rewatch an audio AND YOU POSTED WTH I LOVE YOU❤️
@heeyyalexis__5 жыл бұрын
Is there any chance you can make an audio on like fear to love or being afraid to love ? ❤️
@nex.rat.c0splay8004 жыл бұрын
This man know everything about listener, finds ways to call you cute in upsetting without it being weird and has the cutest nicknames.👌🏼😍 He is so cute and I love him and I have no clue what he looks like.😥 I wish really men were like him, men take notes. 😭
@pikachuprincess774 жыл бұрын
Him: I’m not gonna laugh I promise Me: well then in my dream James Charles was chasing me with a knife trying to kill me 😂 Him: I’m sorry it was chasing you 🤣
@cjfleming80054 жыл бұрын
LmaO
@AlexAlex-wy6iz4 жыл бұрын
I started to have a nightmare then I woke myself up because I knew it would be really bad, then I came here and i feel a lot better. Thank you K for all your amazing videos 💖💖💖
@EditsEdits-ny1qd4 жыл бұрын
Yall not gunna talk abt the fact that he said ‘no hitting, bedroom rules.....well sort of”. *BOI- WTF*
@yukeeyore5 жыл бұрын
damn his voice just get me ❤
@lollie18063 жыл бұрын
i remember this one time when i was little i fell asleep on the ground and my parents were sitting on the sofas talking and i woke up crying and scared and all they did was look at me and continued to talk so it feels nice hearing someone say they care yk
@juline2 жыл бұрын
I’m gonna cry. I’m so sorry about that :(. I hope it didn’t traumatized you :’). x
@memeking154 жыл бұрын
Me:has a 20 minute break in between classes Also Me:watching this
@angelfallsdown17575 жыл бұрын
Who need a realboyfriend when i have i loved phone NYA~{/●W●}/
@i.granados68045 жыл бұрын
I have listened to every single one of your videos and they never cease to make me feel better.❤
@youraverageasian76863 жыл бұрын
11:07 the "sort off" set me OFF😭😭
@julissaa48544 жыл бұрын
ur the only thing that can make me fall asleep
@jelly4anime8003 жыл бұрын
I just woke up from a nightmare i hope this helps me to go back to sleep
@saimamiah95485 жыл бұрын
I started laughing at your library card joke and now I’m being stared at like I’m a weirdo 😭😅
@saradean44164 жыл бұрын
i just woke up from a nightmare and went STRAIGHT here
@noidontneedtherapy66664 жыл бұрын
I DID THIS LIKE TWO WEEKS AGO BROOOOOOOOO
@mabelgardeniaermano5 жыл бұрын
Dear God all I want for Christmas is him a.k.a boyfriendaudio being my boyfriend 😂🤣
@jimininred97784 жыл бұрын
Friends : still single Me : no I have a boyfriend *shows them this video*
@bee90694 жыл бұрын
"It's not stupid, alright? " Me: *"PeOpLe wErE chAsiNg mE ArOuNd aSkiNg iF I WaNtEd a SpRiTE cRaNbERRy-"*
@teruteruhanamurasbf23204 жыл бұрын
That's scary
@bee90694 жыл бұрын
@@teruteruhanamurasbf2320 𝙫 𝙚 𝙧 𝙮
@pieceoftoast1304 жыл бұрын
Him:What happened? Me:The fire nation attacked.
@taliatv64424 жыл бұрын
My best friend leand over at my iPad and started to play with my hair I-
@lianecajipe51385 жыл бұрын
*Opens the video once again after and agonizing chemistry exam* 2:07 Alright what the fuck?