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Competition: the heart of democracy, incubator of skill and butcher of friendships. Which is why today, the reigning champion, Aleks, tests Mikhail Bakunin's theories and participates in a judgeless scrimmage against art major, Abby, in a less-than heated battle to see who is the greater Photoshop whizkid.
The following is for those multicultural.
Gyűlöljük, amikor barátaink sikeresekké válnak. nézd meg ezeket a ruhákat.
Most nézd meg az arcot, annyira öreg.
És egy ilyen videó!
Nos, ez nagyon nevetséges
Ha, ha, ha
LET'S CALL THE WHOLE THING OFF
Thank You 🐮🔪

[@Romeo-hn6tr]

Aleks doesnt like college kids because it brings back flash backs

[@mikefire98]

As it should.

[@raidho5433]

sometimes you gotta go all the way if you wanna make it into some of those fraternities...

[@rocketblooom]

Flashbacks that he didn’t go to college because he was forced to be a Bear Wrestler out in the Frozen Tundra? Yes

[@shroomsalami5595]

flashbacks of what he didnt go lmao

[@IronTarkus876]

DJ SINA He has a bachelor’s in graphic design

[@skipropecleopatra]

I feel like Adams Sandler’s spit would be acidic

[@sdwsj1919]

Do you mean, Hasidic? Ahaaaaaa

[@TacticalBe]

Toxic...

[@POTTERANDMATRIXFAN]

So he's a Xenomorph?

[@bobsagits]

"Ha ha ha ,shuud up!"

[@ange100arteaga]

Fuck this AS dude I bit he some gay's ass jue or something like that or a singer

[@AfroDuckHere]

aleks has no good celebrity stories? He sits beside James Wilson on a couch every day

[@115UndeadAnarchy115]

Yeah, and James earns millions

[@Michael_Jackson_2]

How about that one time when they all were playing a tabletop game with Elon Musk himself?

[@xkillachrisx]

Nightside Didn’t Aleks meet someone at a lemonade stand with Jakob and Trevor Never mind it was Trevor who met Ice Poseidon lol

[@Simplystimulating]

Nightside Hmmm

[@tropic4780]

I'm waiting to see buff Aleks like we've seen him skinny, emo, chubby, and blonde but not buff yet

[@jestemwlodzimierz]

Yeah, right. It's like saying - I wanna see a black James.

[@DrunkGnu]

Brett has already filled in that job

[@dislocatedthumb6599]

beard aleks will be the best season of walking dead

[@hannahpa4923]

Or successful Aleks

[@doublemountainman3043]

Blackface James has already happened.

[@kpjVideo]

Art major? No wonder she's depressed

[@Scruffy729]

artists make no money :(

[@FryedPidgey]

@@Scruffy729 but they do make art! Lose-win situation right there

[@D-Dova]

Art major is a fake degree kinda like australia doesnt exist

[@kpjVideo]

Not as useless as gender studies, but very close to it

[@D-Dova]

@@kpjVideo but sir there are more then 2 genders

[@SayaTheJin]

Those .psd filenames at around 10:52 are pretty good.

[@issachocolate5116]

Ye

[@altairibn-laahad3060]

Lol wtf

[@vvvvvv66666]

Ay saya

[@Imisgrunbula]

lmaooo

[@FeelingRlyGood]

Yikes

[@IdleMagik]

9:49 you say lackluster, i say chill. I really liked this episode of photoshop battles, just talking to one of your employees about how they ended up where they are is very humanizing. i really dig it.

[@revemb4653]

you have 699 likes .... lets keep it that way

[@louisbowels6858]

That girl is really pretty. Abby's pretty cute too

[@michaelsotomayor5001]

legit took me a minute to figure this comment out XD

[@thedozypanda]

You wouldn’t nut on a guy with glasses would you?

[@hannahpa4923]

Ellen is hot as hell

[@k1ngkongkane184]

Looks like sid from ice age

[@JemoTime]

I feel like Abby's .psd filenames are trying to say something, I'm just not sure...

[@rosamartinez6346]

"What are you gonna do after college?" "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" every college kid ever 😂

[@Epic501]

>Art major Guess she's keepin that Starbucks job

[@nicole_toast]

That part made me chuckle cuz it reminded me of Tina from Bobs Burgers lmao

[@Rene707.]

Relatable :(

[@UwU-lo4dv]

I feel like every engineer/cs major knows exactly what they're doing after college.

[@HSCIvolunteer]

Relatable AF

[@karishassani8961]

I completely forgot about Alek’s emo music career.

[@Figueronie]

define "career"

[@Simplystimulating]

Karis When do they talk about it

[@karishassani8961]

Poke Little things on streams, but everything is on KZbin. Aleks used to be in a like emo/spoken word band and the music videos are still up lol.

[@bmar896]

Aleks' impression of Adam Sandler is golden.

[@PhillupNSyder]

@3:30 for that replay ability hahaha

[@PrimeSinisterful]

The intro should have had Hardtime gameplay

[@Javier_Vasquez]

Prime Sinister #BRINGBACKHARDTIME

[@YoYo-em5sf]

Javier Vasquez I think you mean #BRINGBACKHARDTIMEAGAIN

[@fmflyy]

@@YoYo-em5sf yes please

[@Javier_Vasquez]

Yo Yo NO THE PEOPLE WANT ANOTHER AN ALTERNATIVE ANAL STORY

[@jayzzz1232]

hahaha

[@jarrettsnare4576]

Aleks looks like he just got out of that prison

[@MrStatistx]

You were a good cop Aleks, but then you stopped playing Armar RPG

[@BritishCookie]

MrStatistx Your sentence was going well, until you messed up with the spelling.

[@MrStatistx]

Oh wow, i accidentally put a 'r' after Arma, the horror!

[@fafafagat]

1:32 That's some awkward oblivion type shit the way she was standing there by the plant staring at us and then walks up

[@TheSkyhawkeagle]

I miss emo aleks.

[@TheBlueArsenic]

The way Aleks and Abby were bonding on their struggles and dreams was the most pleasantly surprising thing

[@kirbmi]

finally the abby content we deserve

[@twinslive.]

Shes ugly tho so no ty

[@kirbmi]

damn i'm so sorry for you, ignorance is a disease :( get better soon!

[@amoni.k6632]

twinslive even if she was what does that have to do with the video

[@shanek3453]

but never wanted

[@314STL]

I think she's super cute. . 🤓

[@ThatManWasTheRyback]

I haven’t watched the video yet but I just wanted to say my life span lengthens every time a Photoshop battles video is uploaded. I love you and this series

[@TheDraves07]

these two are actually kind of cute together. Just depressed, sarcastic remarks to one another, it's kind of funny how they play off with that.

[@gelatlinshark]

Yeah suprisingly good on screen chemistry! It's nice to see aleks not moments away from being covered in something gross.

[@evemerkel493]

I like the banter between Aleks and Abby. I hope she is in more content in the future. ☺

[@TheFool_0]

As a college student. I can relate... hit me. Pain and suffering has now become my kink.

[@Davistobor]

This was calming

[@sprucesagredo465]

You want some competition Get some FunHaus in here they photoshop too.

[@Pepsihaxorism]

They said on a podcast that they have a really hard time convincing people from Funhaus to be in their videos.

[@FlamingoRadio_]

Adam is a photoshop God, to easy for them!

[@Razeld]

I wounder why is that so hmmmmmmmmmmm.

[@vmc805]

GTFO. This is CowChop scrub

[@angg4824]

Seto Kaiba did they say why

[@TheNovumParadigm]

14:46 I see Aleks is continuing his trend of avoiding cleanups

[@Vinlog]

James is love, James is life

[@jestemwlodzimierz]

Remeber to pray to James every day.

[@mbnasir6]

this was one of the best episodes! I loved the chilled out vibe and the conversation that they had. abby is indeed very relatable as a fellow student

[@cronos3000]

Aleks and abby are so chill

[@219Hexagons]

Aleks and Abby have a really good on screen chemistry it's great.

[@dylanvickers1764]

Damn Abby has some good lore

[@cardthief7149]

WOAH, was that a Casually Explained reference on Cow Chop?! 0:32

[@juanje99]

I don't think so just because I think it's free to use music but I really hope so...

[@flyinspaghetyman]

thats a lot of leg

[@AtlasIsCrazy]

I'm really happy abby is getting in more videos

[@CarlosJimenez-kk6bv]

Until she gets replaced by another intern.

[@fridayizzy40234]

She’s probably one of the only interns that have been a major personality in a video

[@danurusursus]

I was wondering when they'd have Abby do more than read rules. Finally!

[@JohnDanielTorrance]

Don't worry Abby, no one knows what they'll do after college lmao

[@entrcpy]

Unsubbing because of Aleks’ Adam Sandler impression.

[@Trauma.Factory]

'lackluster' he says. little does he know this was the best photoshop battle to date.

[@1dr_wall769]

As a 3rd-year college student, 7:51 is extremely relatable.

[@lunarleona]

I love this episode! Abby seems so cool and laidback. As much as I enjoy the usual chaos and dysfunction on this channel, it’s really refreshing to see someone a bit more chill on the show. She was really nice to listen to.

[@Man2Goblin]

They finally acknowledged Alek's music. I can finally die fulfilled.

[@Haruhi4me]

Im LITERALLY in tears at abby's first picture HOLY SHIT

[@morganmariex]

All the tea on Adam Sandler.

[@BexTheBoo388]

Big brother chilling with his little sis

[@OfficiallyKyrios]

75% of comments: Stuff about Aleks 25% of comments: Stuff about Abby 50% of replies: abby is ugly 50% of replies: no abby is cute

[@TomeDesolus]

she's fine just needs to speak a bit louder at some points, her voice can fade to whisper when shes talking very low

[@garrettramseyvlogs3235]

She’s hot ❤️❤️❤️👌👌👌

[@vilesoulcube2601]

Laughing Jacob you forgot Aleks’ music being recognized

[@lillianreese7469]

Got some serious uncomfortable step dad vibes from this video

[@buchananjames]

Lillian Reese how

[@lillianreese7469]

James Buchanan man thrown into a situation where he is an authority figure to someone who is younger but has no idea how to do so but tries his hardest anyway

[@oppositionforces5988]

I feel bad for the way your brain works.

[@lillianreese7469]

oppositionforces same here buddy

[@Rene707.]

@@lillianreese7469 Daddy issues huh ;)

[@chewy2193]

6:30 we'll attempt to send help, just don't trust them with fire

[@yaninemontez5331]

Apparently they are keeping Abby hostage, someone should send help 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@Alex-gm4vo]

They fit so well together

[@jimmyaddok5182]

I liked this episode a lot. Very calming and wholesome.

[@joey6437]

Living a sad college kid life is comforting because the struggle means youre making progess.... I think

[@DonnyDucttape]

That sp7 shirt looks tight during the green screen

[@AnimationPsychoAnalysis]

Why is nobody talking about how she saved her files as *"Help me I'm being held hostage here... no really they're keeping me here send help"*

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

Cow Chop vs Funhaus Photoshop Battle would be amazing. Also, just want to say that I fucking love all of you guys, there is not one person in Cow Chop that annoys me, you are all funny and talented. Which is something I can't say about a certain group from somewhere else in the country of the USA. 10 points to anyone who can guess what group I am talking about. 20 points if you can tell me the group and the members of said group.

[@runninaway]

sp7

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

Nah. It was AH and Michael Jones.

[@christophersentovich9369]

Anybody notice her first prompt was named, "help me I'm being held hostage here"

[@malekiththeaccursed6667]

The greatest photoshops in the universe are being created for our entertainment, thank you Cow Chop for providing reason for our meager lives

[@user-st7rq3sn7v]

Dammit KZbin!!! No more obsidian videos! Stop shoving that shit in my face!!!

[@elimiller3043]

Hendrix 👏🏼 did 👏🏼 not 👏🏼 play 👏🏼 his 👏🏼 guitar 👏🏼 upside down 👏🏼 He just flipped the headstock on his fenders lol.

[@saucykoala7822]

This seemed more like a podcast than a photoshop battle

[@yeetoban]

James and Alex should be put to the test to photoshop a video instead of a picture.

[@tibor_a1524]

Aleks misses the arma rp era

[@guslook3184]

I had high expectations when Abby said she was familiar with photoshop. Aleks clearly won though. But it's good to see the noobs get screen time. Hook her up with a mic more often.

[@nicole_toast]

Gus Look sameeee I thought she’d do really well

[@rokxfull]

08:00 it's funny eeing this today as Aleks stream GTA RP being a cop everyday

[@felixauclairtendland4766]

Wtf aleks is asking publicly for her to clean poop in the parking lot xD what a boss

[@user-ic1ic5nb6p]

"Why are we still here? Just to suffer?" - Kazuhira "Aleks" Miller

[@TheAtariBrothers]

I didn't know Post Malone was apart of cow chop

[@AehsSeven]

Brutal

[@astraeasbliss2425]

Lmao

[@harrypeener]

Aleks bringing a flashback of officer markov

[@AaronLad]

Aleks gta rp character roots LOL

[@trixonotrixono1567]

Why the fuck does she look like Steven Suptic I just realized lmao

[@BloodTemplar]

If James would give Aleks an awkward shirtless massage, it would make my day. He would prob stare straight into the camera while he does it, which is always uncomfortably great

[@MuffinCapBackBlue]

Glowiris pone I second this

[@yelpek]

Where the fuck did this come from

[@martinjez1]

#BringBackEmoAleks

[@trident1125]

"I think I could be a good cop" - Aleks yea from all that god damn nopixel training

[@erickdavid1997]

Shes aight🔥 reminds me of myself when finals come around and i have the same amount of energy 😂😂😂

[@drewervin3448]

This is honestly my favorite episode. They have really good chemistry in a depressing slit my wrists kind of way.

[@looksradbro]

“Help me im being held hostage here.psd” “no really theyre keeping me here send help.psd” @10:52

[@DrFatihD]

Abby is my girl, not because of her calmness in front of the camera, or she's just chill; she knew that Hendrix held his guitar upside down.

[@jenlaura3003]

I'm so early there is no top comment. What do I do with this uncertainty

[@Infinite6465]

I didn't know Tiger Woods had an alter ego: Dr. Disrespect

[@MrRetrogamingBard]

Abby is totally the StrongSad or Eeyore of the group... and I love it.

[@nahthanks1319]

They meme about it but I'm pretty sure they just have an alphabetical list of applicants and accept the top people: Asher, Anna, Abby, Alec...

[@nahthanks1319]

Had... they had an alphabetical list...

[@IndelacioLetsPlay]

What is this intro? Hard Time 2? The return of distended anal the 5th unknown cousin?

[@TenShingai]

Hell yea! Finally more screen time. Not gonna lie, she is beautiful AF! I hope this is a sign that she might do more open scenes.

[@fedas15]

Photoshop battles: A R T I L L E R Y O N L Y

[@kbea121]

Abby is like Aleks' awkward little sister and it's adorable

[@jademata9969]

Does anyone else just really wanna see abby in more videos? Because she just seems like an amazing fit to cow chop

[@AaronCartmann]

I come done here to see how edgy and bad the comment section with her here and honestly I’m disappointed there is no bullying none of that? What’s goin on ?

[@gpoop23]

God damn it, you guys. Why couldn't you have brought Abby on back when I was still in college?

[@crushworthyxo]

Abby's relatable college experience is so relatable except for the fact that she got an internship that is actually enjoyable.

[@Mt-BNN]

abby is like a female post malone

[@Spectralhyena]

I feel like a dumbass for not watching this the whole time it was in my feed. This is great.

[@imbubbles141]

Abby is the definition of a college student, I’m sold

[@nzane1216]

Terrified coworker held hostage by Russian sleeper agent with multi-personality disorder

[@Galaxyyyy.]

Abby is very attractive

[@MariTheOwl]

I feel like Abby and Autumn from sp7 would get along

[@Znijik]

Thanks for giving us hope that we can be as cool as you, Abby. However, I have to say that this is just not something that will be possible.

[@plompin6898]

Aleks, you're using that mousepad wrong.

[@RGutz90]

8:25 I think Aleks misses Arma 3 RP

[@nobodyimportant4778]

I avoid skipping ads for you guys. Pls don't slowly die like every single group youtube channel on the face of the earth.

[@houyeet]

oof

[@lazybear6992]

This was surprisingly relaxing with Abby, more Abby please.

[@mutedmayday]

Man they hire anyone at Cow Chop now. He isn't even funny and I'm not feeling the blonde highlights in his hair (it's a joke)