"If I want to get shafted, I want it to be slow" - Cynicalex, 2021
@WEKM3 жыл бұрын
😳
@marekfraszczak78922 жыл бұрын
Heheheh(IGN MarkLP123r)
@cardavmon3 жыл бұрын
I used to enjoy seeing people getting shafted, but then I remember that I quit for over a year after spending so many crystals opening these chests being a very low spender. I flushed what could've been a deluxe package or the two legendary battles that give CTPs down the toilet. After being there, it's become painful to watch. Now, I only watch people getting shafted as a sign of support and to remind myself never to do that again.
@nasimkaosershihab30353 жыл бұрын
I saw the title and i could hear alex say "Lets gooooooooo!"
@abdulwahab75473 жыл бұрын
Alex's luck in cards is still better than our grades..
@MrRichieRides3 жыл бұрын
Right? 😂😂😂
@ezmirdanial5953 жыл бұрын
Speak for yourself boi, i make my own destiny
@namitabisht73443 жыл бұрын
My grades wayy better
@theguynooneremembers11483 жыл бұрын
At this point anything is better than my grades
@kalharpatel47843 жыл бұрын
So ABDUL FAILS EVERY TEST.
@Necq3 жыл бұрын
Dude when you lough-cry at the same time it breaks my heart but i laugh at the same time :)
@Cynicalex3 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha
@willylias92793 жыл бұрын
Lesson learned, don't ever touch the card chest.
@maxvinicius133 жыл бұрын
somehow i think the only way to learn this lesson properly is actually getting shafted yourself 😐
@willylias92793 жыл бұрын
@@maxvinicius13 been there done that, and honestly I feel as though they lowered the chances over the years. Also note it was all card chance up!
@maxvinicius133 жыл бұрын
@@willylias9279 yep. i bet they increase chances by 0,01% so we have 0,02% on events 😴
@RRGUNZ3 жыл бұрын
Im definitely gambling vicariously through you. This breaks my heart and you're a whale who can afford it. So many things need to change for this game to be great like we want.
@nakuri39153 жыл бұрын
For the First time ever, i own more crystals than Alex. Big day.
@masterlee55613 жыл бұрын
Was waiting for this just watched the 100 reroll video lol.
@nasimkaosershihab30353 жыл бұрын
This is the Most painful mff video on the internet 😑
@gulugulu17413 жыл бұрын
I wanted to laugh when I saw him laughing but I also feel sad at same time when the premium card chances quite low
@kalharpatel47843 жыл бұрын
Take some luck from GODZILLANATOR 😂 that man and u are Big boi whales
@ironangel6673 жыл бұрын
I've had horrible luck when I have a large surplus of crystals. However, when I've gone in with less crystals *around 3-4k* I've had much better luck. Maybe you could do some experimentation.
@VishusVenom3 жыл бұрын
Brutal to watch. Been there myself.. too many times. 😅
@Mikesgotcoins3 жыл бұрын
I’ve had the same problem with my spidey card
@Yoriichi_Tsugikuni___3 жыл бұрын
One by one pulls are horrible to watch tbh
@thotslayer69453 жыл бұрын
I've rolled the crafted stats at least 10 times and i have never got even 3 blue stars, this card is cursed. Ps- i got motivated from this video and rolled for the monster card and got monsters as well as luna premium card lol, used all my luck for the next year haha
@jggonzalez12793 жыл бұрын
I saw u reroll your white fox card so I decided to reroll my GOTG card and I got completely destroyed 70+ rolls and I crafted more cards and I got not a single good one. All the good rolls had low quality. I have terrible luck rerolling but lucky on crafting 😅😅. IGN : Mutant Supreme
@leonesenpai3 жыл бұрын
Oh no its beardless Cynicalex!
@Blue-cq2hl3 жыл бұрын
It's like a 6% chance of getting a specific color/stat combo for each individual one because it's a 1/3 and 1/6 split for just a single stat/star combo. The odds are not with us
@Anonymous-xp7ze3 жыл бұрын
Since he was rolling 3 stats at once, his chances of getting 1 good stat/star combo were 18% per roll. He really did get shafted.
@cryticahad10263 жыл бұрын
Let's hit 4k benchmark
@joewillsart3 жыл бұрын
I've sent WAY TOO much money trying to get a Luna card and Cable card. Guess i'm not whalin' enough*LOL*! I'll get one, and hopefully not go broke re-rolling it. UGH! IGN: Joe Wills
@sayantandas75213 жыл бұрын
Dude the tier 3 guide quest sucks
@zaidshaikh74143 жыл бұрын
Gamble on ctp pls
@philvistu6233 жыл бұрын
wowo i did just one pull for fun and watching you i feel lucky for gettin a premium card
@OsamaEG3 жыл бұрын
wait until the additional patch their will be crystals spending event
@MrRichieRides3 жыл бұрын
I learned early on not to fuck with the card chest never have never will. The gear chest tho I’ve have like 90% good luck with that thing!!! Getting mostly rages when all were on sale and always getting at least one good CTP every time I would gamble no matter what it’s actually crazy!! I wouldn’t say a whale maybe like a very small dolphin so I do spend money on this game every month at least once haha but I feel like my account is getting. Pretty stacked! Way more stacked than I ever thought it would be 😂😂 I can’t believe I’ve been playing this game for over 6 years now 😂😂😂 holy fuck
@victormanjarinsala22533 жыл бұрын
Every time I think about doin some gambling, i just think about Cynicalex getting shafted and i forget about it...
@JoeBarrow0211043 жыл бұрын
HOLY BEEP I'm getting ticked off and these aren't even my crystals hahaha!!!!
@brenttaylor42453 жыл бұрын
Let’s go!!! Then do a roast video before update drops…. PunyGodsHellKing
@altair6583 жыл бұрын
guys i crafted 3 full cards and working on 4 1 card: green crowd control, red move speed, red crowd control, green all def, green crit chance, blue mind res 2 card: red crowd control, blue pg, red lightning res, blue mind res, red attack speed, red physical attack 3 card: green recovery rate, blue energy def, green fire res, blue crit damage, red poison res, blue cold res (at least i get 2% pierce i guess :/) and im crafting the 4 card and i get a green poison res and blue mind res and is making my blood boil xD my question is do they lower the good stats or im just a unlucky bastard? xD
@aaryjain14523 жыл бұрын
Poor Alex... He does everything to make us laugh... Guys hit 4k likes to get more shafting videos 🤣🤣
@michaelmccain95603 жыл бұрын
32k crystals on artbook chance up and got zero premium and not even 1 mythic card. Then to add insult to injury it took 23 rerolls to get 1 card with all blue stars. Best part of it was it only needed 2 stars to blue. I'm stuck now and can't reroll my other cards. Lol
@v1v44nshorts83 жыл бұрын
Alright 9 more hours. SMASH THE LIKE BUTTON!!!!!
@RemelS3 жыл бұрын
I'm going to dislike for your benefit. That was painful to watch.
@skyguardian13 жыл бұрын
Cynicalex in all seriousness they decreases the probability of rolling blue with a good stat. It occured during the update where they made changes to the crafting UI screen. My IGN is skyguardian me and Jon snow both of notice the change as we crafted our stats a while back.
@1deep8033 жыл бұрын
Hell, they decreased it overall. On my way for my 6th star on my 4th card and NONE of them were blue. On my last card, needed two blue stars to max pierce and I wasted 4 p cards just to get them smh. That's why on my last two cards(at 12% pierce now), I'm just going to settle for 2% per card because that's getting out of hand.
@skyguardian13 жыл бұрын
Yeah I wasted 8 p cards the other day just trying to get blue hp on one of my cards rolled blue movement speed 3 time in a row and the end I just settle for it
@1deep8033 жыл бұрын
@@skyguardian1 movement speed is actually good on a card if you're not already maxed. I had a blue physical attack star, but rerolled it out of greed of wanting the all attack, but ended up with a energy attack. I honestly regret it because my physical attack is around %10, but energy is at 43% and all attack is at 69%, so I should've kept it for a balance. Hopefully next week will be merciful to me when I reroll the card.
@skyguardian13 жыл бұрын
@@1deep803 already had 22 percent movement speed so it does cap my movement speed but I don't really see a noticable difference between 31 percent movement and 22 percent
@1deep8033 жыл бұрын
@@skyguardian1 well, that makes sense then.
@cmoore0123 жыл бұрын
So excited for Future Revolution but unfortunately it’s made by NetMarble and this is our odds :(
@mrs.romansdelight40913 жыл бұрын
The Gambler , nothing personal ….,😂🤣😂🤣
@mpampakas_69293 жыл бұрын
Let's go bois ..like this video and make Cynicalex lose everything
@justarabbit19823 жыл бұрын
Too bad about your luck, thanks for showing how bad the climb is for the rest of us! Not gonna be buying those chests again!
@Chris-Go73 жыл бұрын
Finaly got most of the cards I wanted
@SatyamAdhikary Жыл бұрын
Oh hoo.. i am here after 1 yr.. and still i don't have 25% pierce 😂😂
@br4ss_crusader9733 жыл бұрын
Alex: Gets shafted with card craft combine and gambling me: Every crafted card is resist ign: Br4ss Crusader
@20footlongburmesepython3 жыл бұрын
When your cold resist is higher than your ignore dodge because whatever RNG god exists is a troll:😓
@RullsInside3 жыл бұрын
sorry dude, but this is made my day.. lol. thank you!
@ks84013 жыл бұрын
I gambled 15k crystals, and got shafted on all pulls. They really need to increase the chance of premium cards.
@jobayedjonayet571110 ай бұрын
Bro how to get guardian of the galaxy comic card in event quest and please tell me the secret channel of ctp and ccf and comic card etc.
@iminnocent96723 жыл бұрын
crafting is better.....lesson learnt by me...thanks alex.....
@mdhazrol3 жыл бұрын
wow that craft rng really sucks
@Mankak333 жыл бұрын
That's some big worm shit playing with your emotions
@ayushtolia28923 жыл бұрын
PAIN but i would like to seethe gambling video
@pthompson84473 жыл бұрын
I was considering trying 1 multi but I see card gambling is still a no no lol
@pthompson84473 жыл бұрын
Ofcorse my dumb ass dome it anyway lol. I was 50 tokens from the pity so I figured what the heck. I would get a P Card no matter what
@jeyefy78853 жыл бұрын
still lucky than mine... 8 rolls in my crescent card and didn't even get any attacks in the last stat.
@czacaesar3 жыл бұрын
the chance looked worse than craft
@arexarpit3 жыл бұрын
New tip -: get shafted slowly lol!
@nightfall44913 жыл бұрын
Wait you can get premium cards form those chest lol
@diegocoutinho70413 жыл бұрын
Cassino Future Fight! A casa sempre vence...
@uchyoukvanara36483 жыл бұрын
Heh Alex, I quit game years ago and just returned, glad are still here. anw I find that everyone else does 10 times dmg compared to my t3, is it because of pierce rate?
@RewRodan_883 жыл бұрын
Yep Pierce has significant impact specifically the initial 6% later attack is more important
@mdazamkhan47183 жыл бұрын
Hard luck bro.....sad story of alex 😪😪
@mesomorpheus3 жыл бұрын
Ah man! Those were some doodoo pulls indeed, Alex! My sympathies.
@ahmedelawady86713 жыл бұрын
Try to change the channel it may work 😁😁
@maxvinicius133 жыл бұрын
i've never seen somebody getting so shafted omg
@betaraybill35483 жыл бұрын
Yes! Yes! No! No! Oh you are funny Alex
@bluelittle3663 жыл бұрын
for a sec i thought it was uncle roger's channel 🤣
@Smorris23233 жыл бұрын
I see you going the Seatin route now. Not bad .
@zinnakhan453 жыл бұрын
Your unluckiest video ever😂🤣
@aliakbarzade2303 жыл бұрын
it was so bad I felt the shaft just watching!
@anonymous-ti8mm3 жыл бұрын
Why do need more cards? Like yours a pretty good soo I’d there like a certain stat you need?
@bmark79513 жыл бұрын
Because he’s a degenerate gambler that lives to entertain
@anonymous-ti8mm3 жыл бұрын
@@bmark7951 lmao 🤣🤣
@RemelS3 жыл бұрын
That was SOooooo disappointing.
@Omzzz853 жыл бұрын
This video was painful
@shettynischith773 жыл бұрын
I Spent 6k and got nothing Sadge
@Saipranav3773 жыл бұрын
Hey Alex... Yesterday I bought gambles for cards nd I opened 4 chests nd guess what..... I rolled 2 premiums out of 🤯🤯😃 (white fox card nd that wanda card. I forgot the name). But my luck in Odin's blessings is really shit coz I bought 9 chests nd not even a single one showed up😭😭
@garritlorenz57393 жыл бұрын
got 21 rolls yesterday with enhanced chance... got no, absolute no P Card out.. Big THX Netmarble..
@Mustafa-B. Жыл бұрын
That's bananas what it is!!
@IronReaper9273 жыл бұрын
All chance up = No chance
@markosarkanj95913 жыл бұрын
11:43 bread bank reference?
@makiskostinis37023 жыл бұрын
Imagine if there wasn't a "chance up" Lol
@iamwhoyousayiam67733 жыл бұрын
It's normal they just lie
@davidsykes65843 жыл бұрын
The last Black Friday sale was the first and only time I've ever spent crystals doing a CTP pull and I went to pity for the Rage CTP. I just can't do cards, because even pity is a completely random chance at a card. I much rather watch somebody like you or Godzillanator suffer through the process for my amusement. 🤣
@seanqw_3 жыл бұрын
I remember clearly before, Cynicalex very randomly opened an Uru chest cuz he got lucky on the combine chance up event, and pulled TWO OBs in one go. Now he gets shitted on by RNGsus. 😂
@shubhamdhyani79253 жыл бұрын
Its already 10 k lol
@ytlolno48013 жыл бұрын
Bro we need knull killer
@MrWick-fe7gx3 жыл бұрын
Italy winning the Europe Cup + Gambling Video?!? what a wonderful day
@MiriamDandelion3 жыл бұрын
I’ve had terrible luck pulling P cards lately. I’ve prolly done 20 pulls with no p care turning up. Not sure if they nerfed or if this is just a loooong run of bad luck.
@adrian_reaper3 жыл бұрын
Do a ctp gambling
@goranorkic23663 жыл бұрын
Dude U got fcked xd🤣
@rivancorp3 жыл бұрын
Please make videos
@SatyamAdhikary3 жыл бұрын
That's a 🐳🐳game!!
@fatalalejandro3 жыл бұрын
I literally always skip and get 2-3 premium cards per 6750 crystals
@Anonymous-xp7ze3 жыл бұрын
I'd stop while you're ahead.
@fatalalejandro3 жыл бұрын
@@Anonymous-xp7ze of course
@dennisokwarah7502 Жыл бұрын
Never cared abt cards till 2 weeks ago and started using my saved crystals on those chest. After seeing that video I realize I hit the jackpot. Got all top pve cards and the s tier Luna from your tier list. Also got like 5 more
@ea60193 жыл бұрын
Spent 13k crystals for 6 premium and 2 pitty pull. Not to shafted. Happy with it.
@Phoenix129103 жыл бұрын
I rolled 30 the other day and got 6 plus the 3 pity boxes…card chests are horrible usually….I hate when I only have enough crystals to pull 9 card chests or 10 ctp chests and don’t have enough crystals for the pity box…no way I can’t spend more money to get the for sure one at that point
@oldjorjm38033 жыл бұрын
Dude, painful to watch! I just had a very similar experience with craft combine and rolling stats, still trying to recover from it.
@OsamaEG3 жыл бұрын
remember that +3k likes was for Bearded Alex 😂
@Cynicalex3 жыл бұрын
TRUE
@noureddinechehaib55173 жыл бұрын
its coming rome
@gauravmakhija7443 жыл бұрын
Alex voice echoing after the video:"The difference btw 0.18 and 0.2 is a lot"😂😂
@ronmehlingghostlocc60603 жыл бұрын
The shaft is real
@akshattripathi83453 жыл бұрын
Can we get two all attacks in a crafting on a single premium card
@adarshjha21443 жыл бұрын
No...only last stat has an all attack roll chance
@issandre3 жыл бұрын
This has nothing to do with the video but i had an idea today that you should on teamup bonuses, like doctor strange and iron man and spider man which is "Titan Invasion", I think if you have the uniform currently equipped from that movie the powerup came from you should get an added 2% bonus to each stat, so if you had spiderman infinity war uni equipped you would get +2% then if you had all 3 of them with the infinity unis equipped you would +6% on the team bonus stats
@richardjones65273 жыл бұрын
I am very upset that we didn't reach the 4k threshold to witness the 2.0 version of card pulling. Was looking forward to better luck and seeing the White Fox card.
@nikhils53313 жыл бұрын
Yes yes no no
@nb-lb7fo3 жыл бұрын
If u want good stats, never rerole them when its premium card chest event 2. French channels are better (u know wht i mean) i saw one guy 8 p cards in 10 roles