Can't say I can relate to the language you be speaking this lady needs to retake math
@malyah5872 жыл бұрын
@@Trugsgaming what does math have to do with anything 💀
@Trugsgaming2 жыл бұрын
@@malyah587 it's like a banana
@stegothedino2 жыл бұрын
he’s a 10 but he doesn’t give you his number to keep an element of mystery in the relationship
@albar.30382 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@haleyybaylee2 жыл бұрын
He’s a 1000/10
@khalilahd.2 жыл бұрын
Lmfaoo sounds like a William kind of move ❤
@dapappu70772 жыл бұрын
@@haleyybaylee frfr
@bikakarasa7422 жыл бұрын
bruuuhhh what the hellll 🤣
@RachelwatchesYoutube2 жыл бұрын
“He can’t land them” did them dirty😂😂
@ACAB.forcutie2 жыл бұрын
If the truth hurts, change it.
@MrsAmericanDiva2 жыл бұрын
Didn't she say "can't lay under them"?
@galek75 Жыл бұрын
Its not anyone's duty to make other people like them, mkay?
@CoolBeanie176 Жыл бұрын
@@MrsAmericanDivano
@BlissfulBluebell2 жыл бұрын
"bare minimum" f*ck my standards are so low 😂💀
@tabassumsaraah2 жыл бұрын
Ikr i felt judged 😪🤚
@ray67752 жыл бұрын
Not bare minimum in todays society lol. When a guy only has eyes for you he has to not feel for any of the other women the same way a woman can’t feel anything for other men.
@Trebinhas2 жыл бұрын
Me atm: he’s a 10 he’s a 10 Her: nah that’s the bare minimum Me: holy shit that’s true🤡
@khalilahd.2 жыл бұрын
Lmfao same cause I was like wow 10/10 😂
@discoveringclouds61982 жыл бұрын
We will all increase our standard at the same time and change the market
@user-bj5yl7cp1s2 жыл бұрын
The "bare minimum" was something every women out there should be aware of🥂
@Fweaka Жыл бұрын
I hear you but what does this even mean “has eyes only for you” Is it loyalty: he won’t cheat on you Is it a half blind: I see the woman in with as beautiful and now all other women are invisible? I’m genuinely trying to understand this sentiment by people who say it!
@LovelyWonderfullyMade Жыл бұрын
@@Fweaka pretty sure it means that they are only interested in you.
@Fweaka Жыл бұрын
@@LovelyWonderfullyMade if it’s that then that’s pretty easy. It’s similar to loyalty just focus on the one person and you won’t worry about being interested in someone else. Worked for me so far in all my relationships.
@user-bj5yl7cp1s Жыл бұрын
@@Fweaka Good for you (genuinely), but sadly it's a sentiment most people don't understand... You know how it's said "They're making *eyes* at each other " when two people are flirting? It's similar to that. It's just a figure of speech but it means that he is loyal to you. Plain and simple.
@Fweaka Жыл бұрын
@@user-bj5yl7cp1s Gotcha. I’m just very literal. And I’ve never had that phrase broken down for me. So before I started to understand it always read as , a man was expected to treat his lady as the only lady in the world. I’m totally down with loyalty.
@hillz002 жыл бұрын
“He’s a five but he has a good sense of direction” *me having NO sense of direction and valuing someone who does “he’s an 8-“* “He’s still a 5!” 😂😭 love her hahaha
@Hayata_dair_hersey952 жыл бұрын
Me too. I have really awful sense of direction. So it is in my perfect man list.
@alim.98012 жыл бұрын
No bc I said the same thing in my head, directions are HARD 😭
@hillz002 жыл бұрын
@nyks.99 someone is going to have to lead us out of the woods and know what direction to go base on the way moss/grass is growing, it’s just not gonna be from me 😭😭 I’m hopeless LOL
@SareBear20002 жыл бұрын
Literally same cuz I could walk down a straight hallway and forget which way I came from 😮💨
@goodbher92442 жыл бұрын
I'm a solid 8, but have no sense of direction. Like I literally piss off everyone who gets in my car because I need the GPS, and if you tell me to also stop somewhere else mid trip. You better tell me where to go specifically, or let me pull it up on the GPS. I will get lost. 😂
@daminiiiiiii2 жыл бұрын
He's a 10 but he lets his secretary speak for him ✨
@dalgomswife94992 жыл бұрын
William 😂
@amytrezy23072 жыл бұрын
Burn 🫰🗿
@nayshkamariel2 жыл бұрын
ouch lmfaooo
@rainerommann85622 жыл бұрын
assistant
@MrVoid2013 Жыл бұрын
He's a William! 😂🤣
@liza1ynn2 жыл бұрын
the way it said “hes a 6 but only has eyes for you” and i immediately went 10‼️‼️ and she goes “bare minimum” I-
@lespoirdeve2 жыл бұрын
She’s right tho
@EarlHollander2 жыл бұрын
@@lespoirdeve Sorry but girl, the only way you're getting a man like that is if you remove his eyes in install them in your closet.
@lespoirdeve2 жыл бұрын
@@EarlHollander being loyal is not that hard you know
@EarlHollander2 жыл бұрын
@@lespoirdeve Being loyal is different from only having eyes for you.
@78cottoncandy2 жыл бұрын
@@EarlHollander To only have eyes for one person is quite literally a phrase to mean only being interested in one person. So yes, loyalty to them. If my guy had eyes for other people, he can go pursue them cause I’m no longer interested in him.
@chuyu222 жыл бұрын
“he’s a 6 but he only has eyes for you” me: 10 ☺️ her: “bare minimum” me: 😟
@rauminen4167 Жыл бұрын
@floweryjin722 Only works if she has eyes only for him.
@ollynolly45922 жыл бұрын
My friends and I played a game like this and they said I was too picky and that's why I don't date. I'm 21 and I've never been in a relationship before, why the hell would I want to just settle for anything for my first one. I'm not begging anyone to take me, I'm a bit too comfortable alone and with university work and putting my life together I don't even have time to think of anyone else. If I'm going to share my time and space with you, I'm not settling for anything less than what Morticia and Gomez have in the 1993 Adams Family values. I want to obsessively love and be loved.
@adeleange2 жыл бұрын
Yes to that girl (assuming you are one), same here
@BananaGrace2 жыл бұрын
Stick with it!! I’ve dated way too much and it’s a complete waste of time and now I’ve gotten comfortable with the idea of being single from now on.. because I enjoy my own company way more than anyone else’s… it’s not worth it to settle. I promise.
@benh7152 жыл бұрын
Don’t miss your window of opportunity waiting for “the one”. Life is pretty lonely without a family in your 40s. And having kids when you’re older sucks. At least invest some time looking for a partner. Wish you well.
@roxanneb28902 жыл бұрын
Girl, you're still young i had my 1st serious relationship at 24 and dont wory you will have that obsessed love. Even now dating is a whole mess and its just not worth the effort, for me atleast.
@roxanneb28902 жыл бұрын
@@benh715 🙄 bruh... Seriously they're 21 gtfo with that
@eliana_sheep342 жыл бұрын
He's a five but he's a rich billionaire boyfriend 🤔
@booklover_sims2 жыл бұрын
He's William
@Szystedt2 жыл бұрын
William/10
@ItsSeleneisokei19752 жыл бұрын
Umm dependsss does he step on babies? Like still a five need more info!!
@ilikecats87972 жыл бұрын
7/10
@khalilahd.2 жыл бұрын
3/10 because he’s not William
@Maomaomahu2 жыл бұрын
The way i said 100 for “only has eyes for you” then i got hit with the reality that my standards are low af
@Ayaforshort2 жыл бұрын
I like how she thinks, whoever ask pays. Reasonable and fair.
@DavidZ4-gg3dm10 ай бұрын
It would be if similar numbers of men & women asked for dates.
@ilveyouful Жыл бұрын
"He's a 5 but he's good with directions" My ADHD ass: hes a seven
@PoeticOcean Жыл бұрын
I was gonna say eight. Skills of any kind are attractive.
@Serenity_L2 жыл бұрын
"Wouldnt want the Instagram models that don't look at ur acc to get jealous" 😂😂😂
@lizziem62 жыл бұрын
"I ain't never been like whoo he got a good sense of direction.....HoT aNd HeAvY" 🤣🤣love her
@cotolancornelia36402 жыл бұрын
"He is a 6 but he only has eyes for you" Me: He is a 10 Her: bare minimum Me after: she is right.... why did I thought that...
@ellasesay4752 жыл бұрын
Lmao bare minimum killed me
@DavidZ4-gg3dm10 ай бұрын
Very few men only have eyes for one woman.
@svetlanamandic97852 жыл бұрын
Your aura is so positive... you make me feel like a "Hollywood Star" and give me an Angelina Jolie vibe 😂♥️
@tjt_fan2 жыл бұрын
she gives me an annoying ungrateful person who i never want to be around vibe
@madelynpocrnich2 жыл бұрын
@@tjt_fan get a sense of humor- 💀
@tjt_fan2 жыл бұрын
@@madelynpocrnich bro this is so unfunny this like frickin slay type humor where is the punchline? she’s annoying? wow sooo funny
@madelynpocrnich2 жыл бұрын
@@tjt_fan What I meant is take a joke.. get a life
@sakura_neko5362 жыл бұрын
So William is a 1???? He follows so many insta models who are his best friends😅
@jillcaryltamang2 жыл бұрын
But William lands with them so 5 I guess? XD HAHAHAHAH
@khalilahd.2 жыл бұрын
William is on a different scale. We can’t use this for him lol
@alliekingsley79192 жыл бұрын
WILLIAM is just FRIENDS with those instagram models, why would you imply anything else, William loves her, his assistant told her so.
@jiawu94992 жыл бұрын
She’s got to find his instagram first…
@irenelala2 жыл бұрын
@@jiawu9499🤣
@bluyellow2 жыл бұрын
"wouldn't wanna make all his Instagram followers who don't look at his page jealous huh" 😭😭😂😂
@konigsblau2325 Жыл бұрын
Girl got her priorities straight 👏💅✨️
@makaylamaltais78422 жыл бұрын
‘’So hot and heavy’’ got my dying on the floor
@summerkazim Жыл бұрын
YES!! finally someone who agrees that whoever asked the person on a date should pay. Rather than just the boy, or making the girl pay.
@honeyyb2 жыл бұрын
He's a 10 but refuses to post you on Instagram is literally an exact description of my last relationship 🤣
@baldcadaver2 жыл бұрын
If you need validation from random strangers to feel good the problem is you, not him.
@kv_andy2 жыл бұрын
@@baldcadaver there is no craving for validation in her words, she is not asking for your advice or opinion, or anyone elses. She just feels it resembles with her life, which was funny for her. Hope her last relationships ended finally because if she asked to make photos of them public on his account, and it was inportant to her, but he did not do this, than he did not want serious relationships.
@aminated70272 жыл бұрын
@@baldcadaver it's not always about validation. If someone doesn't really post on instagram then it's no issue. But if they post a lot about everything else going on in their life except for you, it might be because they still want to appear "single and available" to people who view their social media.
@hillz002 жыл бұрын
@aminated this this thisssssss! My ex would think “why is it so important to you that I post you etc” and I’m like “it’s not important that you post about me but i find it odd that you post ALL the time about everything BUT me” I care that my relationships are known (that I’m valued and my partner is proud to be with me and not shy about that away from the world). I want my relationship private but don’t want my relationship to be a secret. There’s a difference
@rosewatersweettea2 жыл бұрын
My ex did the same thing, as soon as we broke up he started following tons of instagram models and even posted pictures with his rebound
@MozyGirl Жыл бұрын
That "bare minimum" broke my heart girl😭
@sourdoughL2 жыл бұрын
THIS GIRL IS SO REAL LMAOOO
@abigailbarr81852 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I would want to pay my half on the first date, cause some guys think that if they pay they deserve my attention. If it upsets them that much, I'd be weary.
@lz85632 жыл бұрын
But that’s how you root them out. If they act like you owe them something afterwards (even tho you for sure spent a hell of a lot more money on your makeup, clothes, hair product, nails & pussy wax over their measly 2 for $40 Applebee’s meal) - then you instantly know they’re crazy & to ghost them!
@DavidZ4-gg3dm10 ай бұрын
Even if it's at an expensive restaurant?
@abigailbarr818510 ай бұрын
@@DavidZ4-gg3dm 1. Why would you go to an expensive restaurant on a first date? I prefer normal restaurants as a rule, since the food fits my taste just fine. 2. I would not accept a first date to somewhere that I would not be comfortable paying for at least my half of the bill, as well as being able to financially recover if for some reason they skip out and I landed with the full bill. So if you're asking if I'm a gold digger, the answer is no.
@mae_liii5 ай бұрын
Exactly. I think on a first date, each person should pay for whatever they ordered. You don’t owe anyone anything.
@Medicboi88 Жыл бұрын
That's actually a really equitable way to decide who pays for a date. It still skews towards men overall because of the expectation of who asks who out, but it also seems like a very modern approach.
@sayjal2 жыл бұрын
Her heart is only for William. She ain't cheating on him.
@imaspecialgirllalala Жыл бұрын
Yes Haley 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 keep our standards on check 💯
@OceanBacon245362 жыл бұрын
this voice filter is my lifeline rn, i don't know who's voicing it, but his voice is MMMMMM
@nessie73062 жыл бұрын
Girl this is spongebob
@advisorywarning Жыл бұрын
💀
@EbonyWarren2 жыл бұрын
Why did I love this voice with your expressions, loved it😂😂😂
@monicagomes30232 жыл бұрын
I would like to have been more confidant in my 20s. Never setle with nothing less than someone that loves you, that shows that she loves you and don't play games with you. You want a friend+lover+life partner+cheerleader. Not less
@rowan524 Жыл бұрын
"He's a 6 but he only has eyes for you" Me: "He's an 8-" "Bare minimum." "... oh"
@tinyspyro81632 жыл бұрын
I never got the thing about judging on who is paying for the date. Splitting the bill is the easiest, most fair way in my opinion. If one party wanna pay, that works too. It's not a big deal.
@sredding878 Жыл бұрын
THANK YOU! I’ve always had the same motto. Whoever asked them on the date should pay. It’s their invitation.
@negg70462 жыл бұрын
you make me raise my standards and value myself more :)
@mackenzie70312 жыл бұрын
Everything about this is amazing💖
@raqueld48992 жыл бұрын
He's a 5 but got a good sense of direction 🤔 that's 💯 in my book. I hate driving and just started a job that requires me to drive 45mins to 1.5 hours depending on traffic 😭😭😭
@raheelazam63852 жыл бұрын
hi beautiful awesome work 💜💖❤💜❤💜
@mariannaxox52612 жыл бұрын
Love you and your videos xx
@helloworld-ol1yh Жыл бұрын
the voice change made this 10x more hilarious 😂
@garfield_tv2 жыл бұрын
“he’s a 6 but he only has eyes for you” me: bare minimum her: bare minimum me: 👀
@cucumberpufway91082 жыл бұрын
Hot and heavy sense of direction im DYING 😂
@dianareads2 жыл бұрын
William has caused her to have high standards. Isn’t that sweet of him? 😍😍
@joshjackburns Жыл бұрын
This only shows that it’s not worth your time chasing women, just enjoy life and you’ll eventually find someone worthy of your time
@mirmir5092 жыл бұрын
he’s a 10 but he’s a billionaire and you never see him on camera
@harrietyes Жыл бұрын
“Only has eyes for you? Bare minimum” oh my god i needed to hear that lol
@TheShadowGames8542 жыл бұрын
Bruh her eyebrows are sentient 💀💀💀
@amanyashry7445 Жыл бұрын
Haley is a mood 😂👏😂
@ellewoodsoffical2 жыл бұрын
This is William’s secretary. He is extremely dissatisfied with your video. He is taking your allowance for the week and your one snack a day privilege. He is so distraught he is staying with your friend in the Bahamas for an extra week. There is no excuse for this behavior. He requests that you start your jumping jacks now and do 2x the normal time under the red light. We are so disappointed. We expected better.
@ToastRei Жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for promoting higher self worth..
@cardelljoseph81252 жыл бұрын
"He's a 10 but won't post you on his Instagram. " He's a 10! I'm super private, and never post pics of my partner on social media. I like having something rhat I keep just for myself - well orher than sharing in a text with my bff or mom. Also, it keeps people out of my business.
@LoreCatan2 жыл бұрын
You see, I felt the same way before I thought of the implications, assuming he uses social media that way. If he's your boyfriend, there's no obligation, but if he's your husband? You won't take a cute Halloween pic with me in our costumes? If our families visit for Christmas and want to take a group photo, will you make me step out so I won't be in the picture? How far does it go? If he doesn't post photos on social media then there's no issue, but if he does [meaning he doesn't intend to be private with his life], and also while he's with other people [like friends and family], but never with you... it kinda paints an ugly picture. It really depends on how active he is on his social media. If he's barely posting a pic in 4 months, that's normal. If he's averaging one post a day, which are all personal, it gets suspicious.
@cardelljoseph81252 жыл бұрын
@@LoreCatan Agree. But it also comes down to trust. I personally would check out his social media behavior beforehand. Wouldn't commit to someone I couldn't trust. If he ever asked me to step out of a photo it'd be a done deal lol. I've learned my lessons, and now have too much self respect to allow anything shady. But I get what you're saying 👌
@ilxvlyla Жыл бұрын
*hot and heavy* 💀
@Purplekitty2742 жыл бұрын
My bf is a 10 but he’s a nerd. So that makes him an 11❤
@chaladoonn588 Жыл бұрын
Sense of direction is actually a good thing to have if yall ever go exploring new cities or the wilderness or some shit and yalls phones die or have no service to gps your way out. That sense of direction is a life saver trait.
@Hallelluya2 жыл бұрын
I can't tell if this is actually you speaking or just a damn SpongeBob audio.
@apoorvabhoine1237 Жыл бұрын
This video was soooo educational and hilarious
@anjilasaleem94422 жыл бұрын
If he is 6 and he has only eyes for me...then he is a 10 🥰
@chessaavenyu87052 жыл бұрын
Girl still a 6
@lez46302 жыл бұрын
To me a 1000!!! Imagine a man only for you! Only in our dreams🥺
@CharBar072 жыл бұрын
@@lez4630 There are men out there. They don’t check out all 6s women want.
@anjilasaleem94422 жыл бұрын
@@lez4630 no, I have seen in reality… just need to choose the right one, then hold onto him. 😊☺️
@faizabored2 жыл бұрын
I subscribed when you said “bare minimum” LOVE YOU
@hamsandwich29562 жыл бұрын
“He’s a ten but he follows a bunch of instagram models” who the hell still uses instagram
@ayaaly28662 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂👏Exactly
@tjt_fan2 жыл бұрын
literally, its owned by the zuck and who uses tiktok like mmm i love chinese spyware
@mayanktiwari2238 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂Tell me Which on was William?? 😂😂❤❤
@brittabadie15122 жыл бұрын
Could you imagine the backlash if a man made a video like this 😂we would be so butt hurt
@yve56592 жыл бұрын
Men do make videos like this! Are you living under a rock?
@soumya58322 жыл бұрын
I guess utube doesn't give you any bad recommendations hmm thats why you think that way 💀😂
@tinyspyro81632 жыл бұрын
So true 🤣 I hate videos about this judgy 10-scale (but do it internally myself xD)
@ratsnitch5899 Жыл бұрын
Hahah I love this so much! 😂
@chillitheconqueror35672 жыл бұрын
Honestly I think the best thing to do is to split the bill on the first date
@Poptart38 Жыл бұрын
Bro said “im the richest-“ at the end 💀
@tiffanybaby132 жыл бұрын
Hypothetically it should be okay for boyfriends to follow instagram models - but on the other hand, get a life…they don’t know you or want to talk to you so what’s the point, it’s not like men follow them for influencer morning routines
@Lils310 Жыл бұрын
This woman was married she just knows exactly what her standards are and what the bare minimum is. I just love her 💕😭she’s amazing 🫶🏼
@Caramelized_Sausage2 жыл бұрын
she's a 10 but follows every tattooed musician and every actor below the age of 50 she's a 1 and she's following them cause she can't land them
@urloudandwrong2 жыл бұрын
dang she left you for a tattooed musician
@Me-sl8fx Жыл бұрын
“bare minimum” was a jump scare for me and my expectations
@Widur422 жыл бұрын
She thinks she is a 10, but doesn't realize that this short turns her into a 1.
@matthew70732 жыл бұрын
Na bro, sorry to tell you you got it wrong. But this short makes her seem like a -10, not a 1
@Trugsgaming2 жыл бұрын
Newest world record this is the first -100 in human history we need to get the thot police
@TheTrueKing692 жыл бұрын
Damn all of you are so sensitive
@Brother-v6q Жыл бұрын
broski you couldn't land her
@Widur42 Жыл бұрын
@@Brother-v6q Funny how you assume that without knowing anything about me. I also can't really recall having shown any interest in her.
@hendos7464 Жыл бұрын
this actually helped me. More!
@IIISPKIII Жыл бұрын
Good luck trying to find a man lmfao
@mengo4368 Жыл бұрын
@@IIISPKIIIbetter to find a good man if its that rare then
@ZaidKhan4481 Жыл бұрын
I learnt a lot! Never settle for less!
@sierrayett33972 жыл бұрын
I never do this, but- “what? I don’t care. You’re still a 5” got me 💀 🤣 🤣
@Swiftieforlife2811 Жыл бұрын
HoLy MoLy HiS gOoD sEnSe Of DiRecTioN HoT AnD HeAvY😂❤
@yagertwins3517 Жыл бұрын
I totally agree with everything you said you are sooo funny and relatable
@senorwookie6178 Жыл бұрын
It's the bare minimum to not be jealous, but you manage to not even do that.
@Alw4ysTh3Douch3 Жыл бұрын
Please do more of these 😂
@Diademischief2 жыл бұрын
"I'm a rich bitch" 😆 girl I ASPIRE
@immyownperson13752 жыл бұрын
That five with a sense of direction would become 7 because I can't be trusted to travel alone😂
@laurenjohnson33452 жыл бұрын
oh my gosh thank u ….needed this reminder Lol 😂 (Actually tho love ur vids)
@mehakthakur28 Жыл бұрын
That's a preeti good argument... Whoever asked for date must be paying...!
@kims75542 жыл бұрын
Lol!! I loved the end part.
@Lelianora2 жыл бұрын
As a woman. I'd always seperate bills on the first date and not allow him to pick me up. He does not get to pretend I owe him anything after the date. Now after that I'll treat him, he can treat me or we can keep seperate bills. Note: I'm single and broke so there haven't been any dates in... awhile...
@Sanee6502 жыл бұрын
Oh man, a good sense of direction is worth GOLD I tell you!!! You probably don’t get it because you have one yourself
@aquinnah2 жыл бұрын
i agreed with you on EVERYTHING
@dimgus3653 Жыл бұрын
Me: 10!! 10!!! Her: bare minimu- Welp guess my bars are on the floor💀
@christinakern53762 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 I'm dying right now.
@astoldbytoffy2 жыл бұрын
More of this please 😂😂😂
@LynnThreadzOfficial Жыл бұрын
Mad respect ✨
@RikiHershky6 ай бұрын
for that last one.. he could not afford the bill, and then that’s a fair request
@saraolson77302 жыл бұрын
That 5 could get you through a zombie apocalypse though…
@GHØSTED.voices2 жыл бұрын
He's a 10 but.. he's William
@Honey1937-iruwsthu2 жыл бұрын
i agree with all of them except the good sense of direction that def makes him a 10 bc i am constantly in a state of being lost
@michaelc81792 жыл бұрын
LoL I love the voice!!! Okay he is a 3 but a trillionaire?
@potatochild70452 жыл бұрын
"Instagram models" Welp William apparently seems like a angel now XD