I've been gone for a little over a week at AGDQ, and this man cooked up a two and a half hour, 10 Quota run for the memes. Classic Dist moment.
@superiorexistence515611 ай бұрын
you were fabulous btw
@PrometheusProject4211 ай бұрын
@@superiorexistence5156😊❤
@grenoh844011 ай бұрын
Now I have no excuse for dying every other round and have to face the reality that skill issue is very much a thing and that I have lots of it.
@_PeachSoda11 ай бұрын
Dist isn't human he's a god gamer you still have your excuse champ.
@carlthellama343511 ай бұрын
glug harder@@_PeachSoda
@PrimeRicci11 ай бұрын
Dist isn’t human so it doesn’t count
@ololo2sex11 ай бұрын
he is good for sure, but i can easly clap him in fortnite @@_PeachSoda
@urmum997111 ай бұрын
he literally dopesnt explore the map at all he instantly leaves after checking near the entrance
@int3r4ct11 ай бұрын
I cannot believe this man found a way to speed run Lethal Company, this is just insane
@fulltimeslackerii822911 ай бұрын
You’re already timed in game. It’s not hard to think this game could be spedrun
@Unsolver11 ай бұрын
INT3R4CT? THE ENTITY EDUCATIONER HIMSELF? ON **MY** LETHAL COMPANY SPEEDRUN?
@ninjabutnotninja11 ай бұрын
@@Unsolverhuh?
@cryzieee10 ай бұрын
@@Unsolver bro r u ok
@Unsolver10 ай бұрын
@@cryzieee you wouldn't get it...
@somberbeatz20097 ай бұрын
16:29 actually scared the shit outta me
@Applestoroger11 ай бұрын
EVERY game he touches dawg complete godlord
@toddandrews850111 ай бұрын
Ok a lethal company speedrun was the last thing o was expextint
@RetroGEO11 ай бұрын
you can like, edit...comments, you know.
@user-hf2zi8bk6r11 ай бұрын
you still understood what he was saying, you know@@RetroGEO
@cameronscontentdump75811 ай бұрын
Alcohol has such an effect, I don't think he cares or he's just illiterate.
@odile2odette11 ай бұрын
he was just experiencing raw unfiltered awe! it gets the better of all of us
@movingtarget1232111 ай бұрын
Man, this run has so many god damn butt puckering moments. Been a while since a game has been able to give me so much second-hand stress just from watching it.
@jeffx4011 ай бұрын
The GOAT back at again. Good job Dist, always a pleasure to see you speed running again.
@christianpadin5678 ай бұрын
The "Bwah" at 1:06:10 killed me 😂
@sincerelyuel2 ай бұрын
What? Why'd it do that? Can you cancel the speaking or something? -sincerely Uel
@dillsayhi10 ай бұрын
oh i just know the company fuckin loves you
@Tissu3Tim36 ай бұрын
52:34 Wow just juked that spider like a boss. So calm. Wouldve panicked and just died there.
@Andypooh3711 ай бұрын
Easily employe of the year, like most companies likes, fast and profitable.
@TheOfficialDaBoogaloo11 ай бұрын
If you never look at the Ghost Girl, she'll never leave her "hide n seek" phase. She only will ever eventually become lethal if you have seen her at least once, or if you walk backwards into her when she's playing hide n seek with you.
@Spaced0ut00010 ай бұрын
This is not true. Lmao. She can be behind you, you never see her and she will still get you. It happens all the time
@TheOfficialDaBoogaloo10 ай бұрын
@@Spaced0ut000 You just don’t know how the game works… we literally have access to her coding under DressGirlAI.cs. There’s a hundred videos fully explaining her mechanics based on how she’s coded. If you can’t spend the time to watch a video or literally even read the wiki on her, why would you think you have any idea?
@surysama10 ай бұрын
Here, we call her Anime Girl
@PunMister9 ай бұрын
@@Spaced0ut000 No, it is true. Here's a great guide to ghost girl by the 4 player quota world record holder that was thoroughly tested: kzbin.info/www/bejne/eaWYd31prbV3rck Maybe you're misunderstanding, she *can* kill you even if you don't look at her when she spawns in, BUT only if you've seen her *at least once* already previously. If you've *never* looked at her in a round, she will not chase you. It *might* be possible for her to also agro if you get to close to her without touching her (as this does trigger her when she is agro), but I don't know if it's enough to get her out of hide and seek phase, this needs testing. Though ideally you shouldn't be getting that close regardless
@peterfletcher37093 ай бұрын
I love this video cause there's essentially no dying, but still tons of jumpscares so it's just conditioning me to be less of a scaredy cat
@wyphoenix733611 ай бұрын
Amazon`s weakest employee
@almohadalessgd991511 ай бұрын
bro gets world record in every game you are amazing
@thesilvershroud522711 ай бұрын
Thank you chef for cooking up this new world record
@Duckman821311 ай бұрын
Mans speeding Lethal Company. This is turning into his Only Up obsession and choo choo Charles
@sincerelyuel2 ай бұрын
Bro is the most valuable asset to the company. -sincerely Uel
@theancientsam8 ай бұрын
theres a new maxim we can use these days "if we make it, they will speedrun"
@pohgii11 ай бұрын
this guy runs elden ring AND lethal company I gotta drop a damn sub
@Navensmiles5011 ай бұрын
The speedrun god is at it again.. i swear every game I like this man comes and smokes it
@QilleWolf10 ай бұрын
That’s cool that he got the rare “this wall cannot contain me” voice line at 1:57:30
@ghost_bird711 ай бұрын
You did it! Congrats! Was so fun to watch these attempts.
@bigpp164111 ай бұрын
Congrats! Love your content!
@Galantium10 ай бұрын
Dist has now become the greatest asset to the company 🎉
@theknightikins939711 ай бұрын
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, but if there is a run to be popular, Distortion2 probably has a record.
@unaycolorao15568 ай бұрын
a mask and a cash in assurance? lucky run
@captc0ck5lap603 ай бұрын
"Given enough time, players will optimise the fun out of your game."
@kaczuszkaofficial143910 ай бұрын
I love it because he started the speedrun by typing ass to change the planet
@FND.A611 ай бұрын
Didn’t even know LC had a speed run to it lmao dist always shows us something new
@NicoTheCinderace11 ай бұрын
56:52 Man, that's just rude, Jester.
@MikStarYo10 ай бұрын
Such a good run even with a lot of bad early RNG.
@phoenixrose199510 ай бұрын
nah, someone explain. he gains stamina by taking fall damage each time after jumping out of the ship. that don't seem right. but then at 24:58 he takes fall damage but doesn't regen any stamina
@BrenoSantos-gh1yf10 ай бұрын
What?
@malo91426 ай бұрын
thats because there is more stamina for the player than the bar shows. earlier he just used enough stamina as the bar shows itself. at 24:58 he used the stamina thats not shown too so it just took longer to regen. so to say that "he gains stamina by taking fall dmg" is wrong because he never used up his stamina to its maximum but only to the point the bar shows, so it regenerated faster earlier but now so slow. hopefully i could help
@Seisono18710 ай бұрын
That was really nice dude, GG
@henryboyer642511 ай бұрын
13:23 I clearly remember one time when I was playing where a jet pack was on sale after the first quota. I don't know if it is on the current game version that the speeduns are on though.
@lousashrex23 күн бұрын
This man has his hands full and is back to the ship before I’ve even left the ship
@zertbrown464211 ай бұрын
nicee, and this was after that high quota attempt with your squad
@Official.Yuichiro11 ай бұрын
Dist will u ever speedrun resident evil 7 or village again?
@артурхакимов-у9ж10 ай бұрын
I'm hooked on how he plays
@ohfire256511 ай бұрын
HES DONE IT AGAIN! DISTORTION 2 THE GREATEST SPEED RUNNER OF ALL TIME! 🎉🎉
@Atomy11110 ай бұрын
lol
@Knojj_stickman34911 ай бұрын
Other monsters was like: Screw it let him cook
@Driolo9511 ай бұрын
Perfect video to sleep to 😴
@lubricunt41611 ай бұрын
я уснул три раза, пока смотрел это два дня :D
@sergejeskobar85609 ай бұрын
wow nice didnt expect dist to speedrun half life! found it at the right time now
@thegrunch644811 ай бұрын
Noo fking way dude. You're such a machine
@casperhojdevang39048 ай бұрын
what moon did he keep on going to?
@GG3N08 ай бұрын
Titan
@La_False5 ай бұрын
Assurance and titan
@theancientsam8 ай бұрын
discord users: "hey guys i found a fun scary game we can play together, its fun!" speedrunners: you think 10 quotas in 2 hours is possible? also speedrunners: i think we can get it down to fifteen minutes tbh
@seedmole11 ай бұрын
Grats on getting it dude, that was a long grind lol
@kdeas108 ай бұрын
POV: your boss offers you a nice vacation if you get the work done at a impossible amount of time
@VorpalTiger11 ай бұрын
so any particular reason the quota amount its done at 10? was that just the agreed upon limit?
@zacharyhoughton10966 ай бұрын
I thibk its just a category
@LtSMASH32411 ай бұрын
"I wonder if you could reset over and over until you get a seed with jetpack on sale." - Dist trying to ruin categories again.
@naxix_mortal9 ай бұрын
THIS IS AMAZING
@mytho_actual3 ай бұрын
that's him officer, it's John Lethal.
@MythicMagus11 ай бұрын
I'm amazed you managed to pull this off Dist. I'll have to watch this later.
@Stinkbug_Ab10 ай бұрын
Such a sick run
@RatijasT11 ай бұрын
the heck? I followed your strats, and made more money in solo than we usually do in groups. This is indeed a game of trying to screw in a lightbulb together, but the more people are there, the smaller their collective IQ becomes (which never goes above single digits anyway).
@Tory-JJ11 ай бұрын
As always you're a pro at everything my guy and your taste in games is solid.
@unai4999911 ай бұрын
Asset of the month
@dev.antunes10 ай бұрын
Greatest asset for the company!
@RangerOneGaming11 ай бұрын
Awesome work as always Di. You should try Wolfenstein New Order speedrun is fun.
@odile2odette11 ай бұрын
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
@cucumberjoe475711 ай бұрын
Congrats!
@phoebedraper17011 ай бұрын
what having no friends does to a mfer
@sincerelyuel2 ай бұрын
Bro's in the facility before ship even landed. 💀 👁👄👁 -sincerely Uel
@renniebates897610 ай бұрын
I love the people who flame you for your judgement on certain choices yet they arent the ones with a world record
@ilion2911 ай бұрын
Give this man a medal! ❤🎉🎉🎉
@noesaulnier8 ай бұрын
Well it's impressive 🗿, the ladder things is genius 😎👌
@ericdanielski480211 ай бұрын
Nice world record.
@nhatan172411 ай бұрын
When solo i dont think taking the apparatus does anything other than turning power off
@teraglitch11 ай бұрын
Could someone tell me why there was no blob enemies? They are so frustrating, yet I don't remember seeing one in the video
@teraglitch11 ай бұрын
Was he so fast that some enemies did not spawn or something?
@Ahstray10 ай бұрын
I think he might have got some of them in his other runs
@Ahstray10 ай бұрын
Thats how u get a world record, skills + a bito luck
@Zarzar2211 ай бұрын
Was waiting for people to get ultra good at thsi game. Sick
@Box-bp3wx6 ай бұрын
1:25:32 i was playing lethal company while watching you and literally mear SECONDS after you said this i get killed by rng lighting
@Jonas09110 ай бұрын
How does the ship not leave the moon alone at midnight?
@BrenoSantos-gh1yf10 ай бұрын
Ele não espera chegar a meia noite
@badgerp.941910 ай бұрын
That was probably noon on an eclipses day so you thought it was midnight
@minecraftcookie292910 ай бұрын
bro got balls
@Haidex_11 ай бұрын
did he not have to face any dogs nor giants bcuz of early he was leaving? thought those could be prespawned outside of eclipsed
@rolexkaard1349 ай бұрын
1:13:12 jester jumpscare 😭😭
@TheHogfatherInvades11 ай бұрын
I didn't know you could speedrun this game. Dist will find a way
@Cgwi7 ай бұрын
The dude plays game speedruns it self
@あまね-y6t10 ай бұрын
The very first thing he typed in the run: "ass"
@bobo791811 ай бұрын
Such an exciting run
@Chloe-Chloe10 ай бұрын
00:17 I dont get it. weird cut or something like that so strange
@evergreenmoth89249 ай бұрын
not a cit. its lag from the seed generating as he moves so you can see the moment it freezes for a frame to load. if he wasnt moving, like you typically would be, you wouldnt even notice it
@Lorri.9 ай бұрын
This may be a dumb question but what's the purpose of dropping the cash register on the ground repeatedly?
@theequalizer6949 ай бұрын
Your speed is affected by the weight of your items and the cash register is one of the heaviest items. When he drops it, the weight penalty is removed so he does it rapidly so he can move the cash register faster.
@darksoulsevenler11 ай бұрын
Good job Dist🔥
@SilvesTheRog11 ай бұрын
Hi Dist, will you try out the Berserker mod for RE4 Remake? It's pretty neat
@amkamomega10 ай бұрын
Quota rng was insane Same for the monsters but to compensate, i feel your loot rng was relatively ass on the titan runs
@Asunyx11 ай бұрын
Idk if this is a glitchless run but you actually missed or forgot the glitch in the apparatus room where you need some iron bars on the ceiling to enter out of bounds and then be instantly teleported to the main entrance saving some time
@poppinkringles11 ай бұрын
its glitchless
@tobuyis3111 ай бұрын
I tried that jump and missed it horribly 💀💀💀 couldn’t get quota bc of that😭😭😭😭
@christwyd11 ай бұрын
I think dist’s Roman Empire is speedrunning, he’d probably speedrun rebuilding it too
@kylek279611 ай бұрын
At 29:06 it didn't count the 4 items you grabbed after taking off :( They disappeared when you landed the ship..
@akalius23769 ай бұрын
I love that the very first thing he does in 2h35 of speed run is typing "ass" on the computer
@janterri35399 ай бұрын
lol it’s the abbreviation for assurance
@akalius23769 ай бұрын
@@janterri3539 no shit Sherlock...
@janterri35399 ай бұрын
@@akalius2376 💀random ass aggression from you, I thought you just didn’t know that it was assurance so I thought you’d like to know.
@ifrom8mile5 ай бұрын
He's game is speedy. Teeth and Nutcracker very fast do something
@eduardpeeterlemming10 ай бұрын
How is this guy so good?
@sekime160411 ай бұрын
How does the excel works?
@ryanwebb155211 ай бұрын
Great Great asset 👍
@miika252011 ай бұрын
but how does he not die to breckens? xd when i play the game i see them, look away and getting neck claped 2 secs later xd
@ZachNCheese9 ай бұрын
making Spigg proud
@reefrenders811811 ай бұрын
speed run starts with "ASS" 💀💀
@AryukovAlexey11 ай бұрын
The thumbnail looks 3d to me
@finmason833911 ай бұрын
Had no idea I was still subbed
@datiger3911 ай бұрын
dropping a comment help my boy dist in the algorithm
@Maelthorn133710 ай бұрын
I feel like I never want speedrunning of this game explained to me because it'll ruin the magic of the chaos that typically occurs due to naivety.